Anon tells family about his girlfriend

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JoseZmbie115@reddit

i have a ”girlfriend”

also trans

????

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Champomi@reddit

If you know your family is transphobic then why would you out your gf to them? Either don't mention she's trans or don't tell them you have a gf at all.

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Rostin@reddit

Presumably they'd meet "her" at some point and realize it's a dude.

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Fucked-In-The-K-Hole@reddit

Lol if they see her they're gonna be able to tell

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MonkeManWPG@reddit

"we can always tell" - the people who keep calling cis celebrities trans

Shotgun approach ig

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The_Law_of_Pizza@reddit

Sometimes there are false positives, but that doesn't mean that it's not relatively easy to spot an actual trans woman (most of the time).

People point to the small handful of trans women that pass, but that's not really the norm.

I feel bad for them, but the reality is that it's really hard to hide what make puberty does to a body.

Most of the time people are just being polite when they pretend not to know.

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The_Law_of_Pizza@reddit

Imagining that there's a bunch of stealthy passing trans women out there is cope and fantasy.

They do exist. I'm not saying they're cryptids.

But it's really difficult to camouflage the male hip structure, shoulders, and adams apple.

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lol the people like you saying this have clearly never worked a job where you see a wide variety of people. If I were to determine gender by “male hip structure, shoulders, and Adams apple” 90% of my customers would be women solely based on whether there is a visible Adam apple. Either that or 90% are men because their “hip structure” is apparently narrow. The point being none of these things can be used to determine with complete certainty a person’s gender or sex because they are based on ideal appearances that 90% of the population doesn’t match.

90% of the population looks like either obese lardasses or skinny as twigs meth heads, covered in hair, dirt, and piss apparently.

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Fucked-In-The-K-Hole@reddit

Yeah I'm not even trying to be mean, but it's really easy like 90% of the time.

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FermiBladeV3@reddit

Goomba Fallacy

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Mellloyellow@reddit

Yeah I don't get it as someone who's non binary. I'm never coming out to my family at all, because I know they'd hate my guts. You don't have to tell everything to your parents.

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Objective-Lawyer5428@reddit

Sad you feel that way, I wish you a supportive environment - when my uncle told my grandma about his first bf, she still didn't accept that, my mother called him "bi interested" as if he was testing a new lasagna recipe.

He left the country and broke all communication 25-ish years ago -_-

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Mellloyellow@reddit

Eh I completely fine dw. My friends and basically everyone else in my life accepted me for who I am, so really I don't need anything else.

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sofaking181@reddit

Found family = best family

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Honest-Birthday1306@reddit

Because its fake and straight

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whitestguyuknow@reddit

How are you gonna get a green text post tho?

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Champomi@reddit

> be me
> straight
> tell family I finally got a gf
> sister calls me a joke
> tell them my gf is trans
> father says "she better not have that shit snipped off"
> she doesn't
> tell them I get to be TOPPED everyday
> show them my streched asshole
> they all faint
> that was literally the butt of the joke
> mfw

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WiSeWoRd@reddit

gif

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whitestguyuknow@reddit

BUTT of the joke

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OpBanana1@reddit

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EngineStraight@reddit

if anon isnt transphobic (for his gf's sake lets fucking hope not) then i dont know why he was trying to appease his family by telling them hes dating someone at all. he mustve known they wouldve been like this and just chose wrong or something

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Objective-Lawyer5428@reddit

a) Anon is totally clueless about over-sharing

b) Anon is not feeling good with her but htinks it's conceptually wrong so he wanted his family to provide reasons for the breakup ("it's neither you nor me, but my family would never accept us")

c) Whole thing is fake

Nonetheless, it's telling that anon just outed his supposed gf to his family, they proved transphobic but his problem is him being the butt-end of their jokes?

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Boris7939@reddit

Where did he ever say that he knew his family is transphobic thought?! It seems much more plausible to me that be found out his family is transphobic the moment he told them his GF is trans.

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Champomi@reddit

Since the whole world has been talking a lot about trans people over these last years I assume he could have heard them react to the news or make some general comment about trans people. It's like saying you discovered your whole family was actually super racist only after you talked them about your black gf, like there were probably a lot of earlier signs you could have seen.

Honestly if I was dating someone who's trans I'd assume everyone around me is a transphobe unless explicitly proved otherwise and I would never ever out them unless a) the person I'm dating is okay with me mentioning they're trans and b) the person I'm talking to is 100% not transphobic.

In Anon's place I'd have tested the waters first, like mention some article about trans people I've read the other day to see their reactions

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Objective-Lawyer5428@reddit

100% - assuming your GF is non-trans but her family is part of some dubious religion or heavy on esotherics, why would you need to tell your family beforehand?

I hav´d a school mate who was having a crush on a girl from his university courses but a) she had a bf and b) she repeatedly told him she wouldn't leave her bf for her - after almost a year, their relationship ran on dire straits, her bf was leaving the city for work for a few weeks and he saw his chance, they bonked but she still wouldn't leave her bf.

My mate told me and all his other firends about that every step of the way and guess what - when he invited her for his birthday and told her we knew pretty much everything, she was not pleased and blocked his number.

In general, whatever the issue with a (potential) gf is, over-sharing will likely not yield great results.

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Objective-Lawyer5428@reddit

That's the thing with contemporary issues in society - during the "Red Scare" you didn't have to ask if people were pro or contra communism, they would let you know.
Same currently with their stance on Israel/ Iran or people being Vegan or using Linux (I use Arch btw), if you just listen, you will figure that out.

My brother's in-laws are also not as liberal as they claim, be it minimum wage, immigration or transsexualism - just meeting them at my nephews' birthdays or for Christmas is enough to discover new depths and rabbitholes they kept themselves busy with...

So, if story is true, Anon should have figured out how his parents stand on the matter.

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sealing_tile@reddit

Anon wants to be bullied

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Flatulentbass@reddit

And went to 4chan for sympathy.

Sus fr

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Clyde-MacTavish@reddit

Unironically, one of my family member's ex-partner went to 4chan for advice/a shoulder to cry on etc. during their relationship issues - he know their relationship was over and mostly wanted to vent and be heard. He said he got a lot of the standard responses you'd get from 4chan but also did have plenty of people reach out with genuine compassion and empathy/sympathy. He said it was kind of bizarre but also made it seem strangely more meaningful than if he got it from many subreddits.

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XygenSS@reddit

little redditor LITERALLY says "sus fr"

gahahahahaha

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dTrecii@reddit

History is reciprocal

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prodigiouspandaman@reddit

I mean anon did indeed get more sympathy somehow than from his family

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One_Dumb_Canadian@reddit

Real, and like… somewhat gay.

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RattyCyanide@reddit

not gay at all, she’s a girl

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The_Law_of_Pizza@reddit

This sort of fantasy it inevitably counterproductive to trans acceptance.

Insisting that people disregard the most basic aspects of biology just begs them to reject everything else and throw the empathy baby out with the bath water.

Maybe sexuality is complicated, and it's not as simple as "straight" or "gay" when the body has both tits and a cock. Maybe it's some sort of bisexuality thing, but insisting that it's 100% straight for a man to suck a cock is just nonsensical fantasy that makes everybody on our side of the fence look like fools.

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Soymodr@reddit

google sex reassignment surgery

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Soymodr@reddit

“don’t have sex with the hot blonde chick indistinguishable from any other it’s gay bro it’s gay”

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The_Law_of_Pizza@reddit

indistinguishable from any other

This is another aspect of fantasy that harms the entire movement for trans rights.

Every single person knows that this is bullshit, and the more you try to force people to kneel and repeat the lie the more they're going to just throw the entire thing out.

This nonsense is literally counterproductive to fighting the religious wackadoos who want to persecute trans people.

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Soymodr@reddit

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EEEGuba69@reddit

indistinguishable

Kek

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FunnyP-aradox@reddit

4chinners looks at enough trans porn all day long to know that yes it can be indistinguishable

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SerBron@reddit

A surgery doesn’t change your gender

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Accomplished_Item244@reddit

Basic aspects of biology? As in fifth grade biology? Cuz real biology will tell you nature doesn't give a fuck about penis or vagina. It will have an organism who is male at birth and decides to morph into female for shits and giggles. Nature still doesn't give a fuck.

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GunpowderxGelatine@reddit

Me when I lie

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The_Law_of_Pizza@reddit

Okay, but humans don't morph from one sex to the other, and genitals matter in a species that reproduces sexually.

A straight human male is fundamentally interested in vaginas. Trying to insist that he's also interested in cocks is just make believe fantasy.

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Accomplished_Item244@reddit

Again not really, Human males liking Cocks or Vagina doesn't really affect "normal biology" in any way or shape like having black or blonde hair will affect it. In the end nature only care about overall species. If the species is reproducing more than they are dying then nature and biology do not care at all. Which we are as a species. So if there are some who are male and are into cocks or are "male" with tits and cock but considers themselves to be woman does not matter to biology or nature at all. Trying to think that few hundred of thousands of people are into girls with cock will somehow affect nature or "biology" of a species with over 8 billion population is the ultimate make believe fantasy.

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The_Law_of_Pizza@reddit

So if there are some who are male and are into cocks or are "male" with tits and cock but considers themselves to be woman does not matter to biology or nature at all.

You're not listening.

Of course there are men who are attracted to trans women with dicks

And of course that doesn't matter to the species as a whole.

But they're not straight.

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Accomplished_Item244@reddit

My point isn't whether that you were right or wrong about them being straight. My point is that biology doesn't really care if they are. Which is to say your biology point was a weak arguement about their straightness.

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The_Law_of_Pizza@reddit

My point is that biology doesn't really care if they are.

"Biology" isn't a conscious being. It can't care about anything.

What I said about ignoring the basic aspects of biology was referring to straight people being drawn to the opposite genitals.

Whatever it is you're arguing against here is some bizarre thing that you've imagined in your own mind.

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JohnnyXorron@reddit

You’re assuming that anon sucks his girlfriend’s cock lol. I agree with you, though.

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Exurota@reddit

Policing your own is mega based, cut loose the horses pulling in random directions and you'll get there faster

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bigmt99@reddit

I think the equipment matters more when it comes to having sex with someone than their outward expression of gender

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Fishmongererererer@reddit

2 peen or 2 vagine = Gay

1 peen and 1 vagine = straight

1 peen and 1 hand = OP

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PuffinRub@reddit

1 peen and 1 hand = OP

It's very sweet that you give Anon an ego boost by saying he needs to use his entire hand...

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RetailPain@reddit

It’s a guy making himself look like a girl, still a guy, with mental illness to boot

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qoheletal@reddit

I'm a Millenial. Wtf is "sus fr"

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JesterJesh_@reddit

That they suspect that he is not straight. It might be fake and/or gay

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Eluupy@reddit

Anon ends up at the butt..

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thisisntweedisit@reddit

Kinda off topic but when i was around age 16 i told my dad that i was gay as a joke (typical teenage humor) and my dad got very serious with me and said "ill fucking kill you"

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Meowza_V2@reddit

My dad thought I was gay when I was 16 because I was an effeminate goth boy. My parents divorced and I moved in with my dad. Started banging a different chick every week once I got away from my controlling mother. Good times.

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tonguepuncher88@reddit

My mom thought I was gay because I went to the gym, and then when I finally got a girlfriend my mom took issue with the fact that she isn't white.

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Meowza_V2@reddit

Some parents are impossible to make happy 😅

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Aenaros95@reddit

Not fake, because gay af.

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TheMorbidHobo@reddit

Trans gf isn't worth it unless you really, REALLY know her. They can be fucking insane, I know first hand. When I met mine she was convinced, or at least told me she was convinced, that she had been on e for 10 years and was passing as a woman. She was a straight up unshaven man on mens slothes and was at best at a minimal dose of e for who knows how long. I rode on hopium, and she got on the right dosage so her body eventually started to change, but her face stayed more or less the same. More hopium convinced me makeup would do it, but not only did it not help because she was awful at it, but that's not a longterm solution. In the end she started verbally abusing me, threatening me, and I told her that was it. Eventually she contacted me again and said she was sorry. I keep her at arms length, but she is still instable and still has man face.

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wordjedi@reddit

Why would people downvote you for simply telling your story? Everybody on the internet could be lying of course, but it sounds legit

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TheMorbidHobo@reddit

Probably people not updooting it cause I dated a trans, and people downvoting it because I was saying trans can be crazy.

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PuffinRub@reddit

There's a secret third option: some people are absolutely miserable cunts who don't like other people enjoying their lives, even though it doesn't affect them.

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JeSuisKing@reddit

I waketh up.

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Maleficent-Sun-7152@reddit

No shit your family will disown you over shit like that.

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wordjedi@reddit

I've been psyop catted so many times about humping trans gud, now this post makes it sound like I will be mocked

what do?

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No-Section-4385@reddit

Says his family are clowns...

Mean you are dating one.

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unlucky_ducky@reddit

Gay with extra steps

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poopcockshit@reddit

4chinner trans lover combo is sus fr

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AxVxA@reddit

*Boyfriend

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Rando_Kalrissian@reddit

That's a boyfriend

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gary-cuckoldman@reddit

🛸

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octavio989@reddit

Sus fr

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Trick-Caramel-6156@reddit

Fake: anon getting a gf

Gay: anon wants to be in a relationship with a trans woman (formerly a man).

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WangChungtonight13@reddit

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Yasumi_Shg@reddit

deserved, I would fucking let my son out of the house if he would tell me that shit

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Mellloyellow@reddit

That will just make your son resent you.

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SaboTheRevolutionary@reddit

Spit that shit, brother. Let the world know you're a toxic, transphobic piece of trash!

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RunInRunOn@reddit

People really just go on social media and announce that they would be an ass father if they ever had a kid

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Yasumi_Shg@reddit

Yeah, I will beat my son out of that shit, from him being a kid, like it was before, there will be not american, "aww sorry son, I didn't wanted to be mean to you..." eugueugueg SHUT UP ! take your shit and be better, a man is a man and woman is a woman, it was given to you and everyone else and no one can change that

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