My friend’s brother makes weird sandwiches

Posted by cmh55264@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 42 comments

His latest atrocity and sin to mankind: peanut butter, jelly, deli rotisserie chicken, American cheese, M&Ms. he has concocted other versions of this using Nutella.

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Competitive_Swing_21@reddit

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freakingusernamedood@reddit

Are we sure your friend's brother was born on earth? Sounds like some Coneheads ass food to me.

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Successful-Pear-1498@reddit

That’s a great reference. Consume!

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dankyspank@reddit

Any chance your friend's brother is a 30 year-old pregnant woman?

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victimweightmidget@reddit

I used to eat pb and turkey sandwiches until I was a teenager, this is way fucking worse.

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AliveTranslator4271@reddit

for me, it was strange to have jam and peanut butter, but then I realized it was delicious, and it looked delicious too

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pronounced_pudge@reddit

Sociopathic

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anthonystank@reddit

…I’d take a bite

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eldisk@reddit

I couldn’t even eat that drunk if I tried.

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longpenisofthelaw@reddit

Honestly take off the m and m’s and peanut butter, and replace the jelly with hot honey and it may be cookin

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Lopsided_Papaya@reddit

Couldn’t even think it up, drunk or not

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fusguita@reddit

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ArmchairCriticSF@reddit

He's definitely exploring the savory/sweet contrast!

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Puzzled_Professor422@reddit

wtf

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Appropriate-One-8989@reddit

I use to do this as a kid, I still crave a cold Lunchables burger with the chocolate disk inside every now and again

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everythingbagel420@reddit

Reminds me of the scene in Toys where she asks if they're going to start serving applesauce sandwiches

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KilljoyDivision99@reddit

My god, someones been watching too much cartoon dishes

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Mother-Valuable7568@reddit

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Queasy_Dingo_8262@reddit

Is ur friends brother buddy the elf by any chance

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wondering_spider_@reddit

I know it’s crazy but there’s mole and there’s chicken satay etc…he has a vision…it’s diabolical but not without merit… 😂

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summerborn1983@reddit

My brother eats a butter, bologna and sugar sandwich

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EnvironmentEntire201@reddit

People who eat like this are doing it just to be quirky. If they ever do it without an audience, it's just something ironic that stuck

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EddieEssen88@reddit

Are they using Tupperware lids for plates?

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SlipperyGibbet@reddit

......oh

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Striking_Physics1894@reddit

How high is he?

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cmh55264@reddit (OP)

Believe it or not he lives in both a drug and alcohol free home

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