If someone litters diapers, ban them from owning diapers.
Posted by NoNoWahoo@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 17 comments
I was recently walking along a nature trail when I saw someone had thrown a loaded diaper along the plants. I was horrified, and thought to myself, "People who do that shouldn't be allowed to own diapers". Thus, this idea was born. If they are in a situation where they need the diapers, for themselves or someone else, too bad - they should've been more responsible.
riceewifee@reddit
You really want the kind of people who would litter a diaper to have a diaper less baby around with them at all times? Now there’s baby shit everywhere
Silt-Sifter@reddit
I assumed the alternative would be cloth diapers. They're more expensive, not exactly something you'd really want to just toss away trailside.
exceive@reddit
Less stuff, and decays much faster.
TheMrsH1124@reddit
Okay, so, devil's advocate here.
You ever had a raccoon get in a trashcan that had a bag of loaded diapers in it? Oh. Boy. The child those diapers came from is in college now but one of those diapers was visible in a tree in my parents yard up until they took the whole tree down. We tried everything to dislodge it but it was 50 feet up . . . Couldn't be done.
Anyways. It's extremely possible that the literring was performed by a non human.
NoNoWahoo@reddit (OP)
The diaper was in a spot that is very far from houses; anyway, I'm fine with banning the raccoon or whatever actually did the littering from owning diapers.
TheMrsH1124@reddit
Lol! I can get behind that
Sorry-Climate-7982@reddit
That would negatively impact the offspring of the jerks. Make the litterer wear the dirty diaper.
Hungry-Following5561@reddit
I’ve changed thousands of diapers and I have never littered one.
Sonnyjoon91@reddit
I say yes, but also these heathens would just let their kids free poop and piss everywhere and complain they can't have diapers
serenwipiti@reddit
Let the children shit.
LPNMP@reddit
If DNA testing were ubiquitous, there would be far less littering lol
XROOR@reddit
I lived in an area where people would bag their dog poop, tie a knot in the bag, and leave it on the ground/road/nicely maintained grass yard
fender8421@reddit
And give their kids Monster and nicotine
NoNoWahoo@reddit (OP)
Only if the kids were the ones who littered, we shouldn't punish them for their parents' faults (other than denying them diapers).
everymanawildcat@reddit
"My name's Kyle and I've been squirting green turds on the sidewalk since I was 18 months old."
fender8421@reddit
Question for Kyle...are you a goose?
fender8421@reddit
In that case refuse to sell their parents Monster and nicotine