Behold my friends, grocery store pepperoni pizza with a crust bubble so big I was able to stuff a chicken tender inside and attach a chicken sandwich!

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hockey_mom95@reddit

That’s good old-fashioned ingenuity right there! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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EruditeScheming@reddit

You wanna know what OP?..

I don't believe there was a crust bubble.. I don't think there was one at all. I think you just wanted to eat a slice of pizza with a chicken tender and entire extra sandwich on top of it.

And I don't blame you.

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Background-Lecture-6@reddit

This doesn’t belong on this sub

You’re an innovator

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A_Silly_Pickle@reddit (OP)

I felt like a genius when the idea hit me.

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YUNGnSURLY@reddit

Love crust bubbles! You have just created a Michelin Star dish that some celeb chef is going to rip off! LoL!!

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_commenter@reddit

This should be a thing… like a little chicken parm inside the crust

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Same-Suggestion-1936@reddit

What kind of chicken finger is that, looks really good

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ree_hi_hi_hi_hi@reddit

Commenting so I can come back later for the answer. It looks so crispy.

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Same-Suggestion-1936@reddit

It's like if I had a dream about KFC from when I was a kid and rose tinted glasses make it even more delicious than it actually was

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A_Silly_Pickle@reddit (OP)

It was impressively good, way better than expected.

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A_Silly_Pickle@reddit (OP)

It is from the hot food section of a local grocery store. Not bad.

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Inn0cent_Jer@reddit

The fact that we got hot dogs in crust way before chicken sandwhich crust is wild. Chicken parm pizza crust sounds amazing.

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Celladoore@reddit

Shocked this is not posted to /r/stonerfood

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pizz901@reddit

You definitely got that type of engineering down though, well done

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A_Silly_Pickle@reddit (OP)

Thanks! It just struck me in the moment. It was like a ray of sunlight shown down on me and I was shown "the way".

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No-Detective5688@reddit

This def belongs on r/stonerfood regardless of your personal mental state at the time of its creation. You're a mad genius.

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A_Silly_Pickle@reddit (OP)

It was actually very good. I ate the pizza first, and then had a tasty chicken sandwich to round out the meal.

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myinquisitiveself@reddit

truly a genius move, i love this for you!!

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jw_zoso@reddit

Report to/r/pizzacrimes for your sentence

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Just-Call-Me-J@reddit

Post there anyway, I wanna see the result

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auhnold@reddit

I always thought it was stupid to have KFC and PizzaHut as one restaurant; now I understand. Well done!

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NineNinetyNine9999@reddit

Did you just... do surgery on a pizza? 🤯

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The-Jerkbag@reddit

This is fantastic. Bravo. Absolute cinema.

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salami_cheeks@reddit

I love this but if you had stuffed it with Pad Thai you could call it Siamese twins!

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Free-Type6234@reddit

Great addition of the celery MacGruber

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SacredSeduce@reddit

The celery is there to let everyone know it’s a balanced meal.

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decarnatedame@reddit

Like how celery and a baguette sticks out of every cinematic grocery bag!

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GrowInVt0334@reddit

Big back activities! (It’s okay, me too..)

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GhostalMedia@reddit

not for your health. for distracting enemy combatants

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coldtohot@reddit

If this isn't a picture of Will Forte's bare ass I'll be disappointed.

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Crackedbwo@reddit

“Whaaaat?? I washed it”……. Whispers “I didn’t, I didn’t.”

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How to tell if someone is high - Euphoria and mood changes. Issues with thinking and problem-solving. Impaired memory. Disorientation and confusion. Relaxation. Attaching a chicken sandwich to his friend’s pizza.

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wildasdaisies@reddit

Now, that is sexy right there. You have a beautiful mind. I'd want to do life with a silly pickle like you. 🥒🍕

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SofaJedi93@reddit

Wait, i want him!!!

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wildasdaisies@reddit

Let the ring bearer decide.

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A_Silly_Pickle@reddit (OP)

Just DM me and I'm all yours.

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wildasdaisies@reddit

Already slid right into that DM, baby. 😆

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BayStateBHM@reddit

Coming soon to pizza hut

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A_Silly_Pickle@reddit (OP)

Mayo, american cheese, and two Clausen pickles added for fun!

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HendrixHazeWays@reddit

All my year's on this earth....best thing I've ever seen. Kudos.

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A_Silly_Pickle@reddit (OP)

Thank you for the kind words. It was wonderful to eat.

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wavdaily@reddit

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SofaJedi93@reddit

What cheat code did you enter to enable such creation? (Did it disable the ability to earn achievements from here forward?)

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A_Silly_Pickle@reddit (OP)

⬆️⬇️⬅️➡️AB🍕🐔

Achievements were disabled immediately, but it was so worth it.

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Sea-Discussion6732@reddit

Raw dogging some celery?

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A_Silly_Pickle@reddit (OP)

Is there another way?

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Metalhead1686@reddit

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A_Silly_Pickle@reddit (OP)

Not from a Jedi.

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Omega_art@reddit

Crust bubbles are my favorite.

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SirSamuelVimes83@reddit

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A_Silly_Pickle@reddit (OP)

This is the most unhinged thing I have made to date.

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cityshepherd@reddit

I’d say this is the most beautifully hinged thing I’ve ever seen

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PickleNutella@reddit

"I call it the Chicken Pizz"

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Away_Garden_7880@reddit

R/pizzacrimes

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Geta211@reddit

Coolest shit I’ve ever seen, I love your mind

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SpinItUpLockItUp@reddit

Mewgenics

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ethaan05@reddit

A true visionary.🫡

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mainesmatthew01@reddit

My wife took the kids and left but this just made my day!

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A_Silly_Pickle@reddit (OP)

So sorry. Glad I could bring a smile to your day.

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mainesmatthew01@reddit

Thanks

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whimsicalsamurai@reddit

a meal fit for a king

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getbent247@reddit

Celery for scale

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Pitiful_Palpitation9@reddit

r/stonerfood

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Perfect-District@reddit

Sub worthy gold. So stupid I love it.

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Swiftdoll@reddit

Goddamnit now I might have to join this sub

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OdinNW@reddit

Now this is the kind of innovation I come here for

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Separate-Relative-83@reddit

I would eat that.

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No_Sense_7316@reddit

Lol this is pure art to me. The celery stick is just 😙🤌 perfect

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A_Silly_Pickle@reddit (OP)

Thanks. I felt like quite the artist making it.

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Shyferr@reddit

Pizza with fucking attachments dude

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TheGrandExquisitor@reddit

I can't tell if this is madness or genius to be honest.

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A_Silly_Pickle@reddit (OP)

Not much of a difference between the two.

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voteblue18@reddit

I’m on board!

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EntropyNT@reddit

Pizza? Now that's what I call a sandwich!

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false_goats_beard@reddit

Liven the dream

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FaceMcShootie@reddit

r/stonerfood

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mane-n-tail@reddit

Amazing.

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SlicenDice99@reddit

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nr4242@reddit

I just want the sandwich tbh

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Consider2SidesPeace@reddit

ShittyFood? Very inventive and economical! A deli version approaching Turduchen status :)

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MyauIsHere@reddit

Truly a revolutionary

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theMangoJayne@reddit

The only shitty thing here is that you took the photo with the plate on the stove instead of a nice smooth counter top for the esthetic, because this is fucking art bro

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