ULPT Request: fight against Bluetooth speakers on a public beach
Posted by tiagoduke@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 193 comments
So, I'm from a sunny country with lots of beaches. It is supposed to be a "civilized" country, and so we have laws against blasting music at the (public) beaches.
Unfortunately, the law is poorly enforced due to a super lean public hiring policy.
As such, I humbly come to this sub to gather the most important information on unethical, fun and menacing ways to mess with these people.
I understand calling the cops is the obvious choice, but it'll likely take at least 30 to 60 minutes to arrive. Lifeguards is also a no-go. These are mostly teens being paid to watch the water.
I am also interested in causing a little mayhem while I'm at it. Think "remote control of speaker and blasting 'I'm a poor excuse of a human turn for blasting this speaker'".
Keep up the good work šŖ
Impossible_Volume811@reddit
Jamming the 2.4 ghz Bluetooth frequency of the speakers would be illegal in many places as it also blocks any Wi-Fi etc using the same frequency.
However, for academic interest only:
https://github.com/EmenstaNougat/ESP32-BlueJammer
Healthy_Camp_3760@reddit
Do not use jammers. Itās way more than unethical - it can be life threatening.
They can disrupt things you might not expect, like medical equipment or emergency services. You might not get arrested but itās entirely possible to seriously injure or even kill someone.
Because itās so dangerous itās a felony in the US and similarly serious elsewhere.
nb_on_reddit@reddit
The world is not only USA.
Healthy_Camp_3760@reddit
Youāre right. I know itās a felony in the US, and I know itās similarly serious elsewhere, but I donāt know what the charge is called in every country. Just sharing what I know.
FamiliarDirection563@reddit
Or my hearing aids...
nb_on_reddit@reddit
WHAT? CAN NOT HEAR YOU!
CanoePickLocks@reddit
Itās actually a Bluetooth specific deauth script in it most likely. I havenāt followed the link but that would only unpair Bluetooth device in range. No effect on WiFi etc. Could affect the other commenters hearing aids if paired to their phone though.
nb_on_reddit@reddit
This. Finally. Nothing to do with other protocols. No, you will not kill a pacemaker
CanoePickLocks@reddit
I mean with a jammer a European spec one could be triggered by bleed in the spectrum as they have medical frequencies that pick up at 2483.5 the end of Bluetoothās frequencies but implants are all in the 9-315 KHz range so well outside even the loosest of jammers except full spectrum. Anything commercial is absolutely going to avoid those freqs even crap from AliExpress.
nb_on_reddit@reddit
P.s. not comercial could do it, but the chance are so low
nb_on_reddit@reddit
I simply do not understand why go so far.
We can have a esp32 and a sender receiver.
Personally i would approach and stop it.
Healthy_Camp_3760@reddit
No, the link is to an ESP32 jammer firmware that broadcasts noise on the Bluetooth frequencies. Itās a jammer, not a device using the Bluetooth protocol.
CanoePickLocks@reddit
Ahhh in that case it would be illegal and possibly risky if they go out of frequency. Itās all up to whether or not itās truly accurate in its frequencies. If it is same risks if itās not there is a chance it could do harm somehow. All though thereās not a lot of 2400ā2483.5 MHz devices out on the beach to be effected beyond speakers. Using a deauth command on those freqs is a much safer bet.
Healthy_Camp_3760@reddit
Definitely. Exploiting the enormous security holes in the Bluetooth protocol is just good fun!
nb_on_reddit@reddit
I like the way you think š¤
CanoePickLocks@reddit
And itās basic level stuff most people can learn. Thereās even emulators you can run on android and possibly iPhone that could let you send those commands!
nb_on_reddit@reddit
38 left the chat
Infamous-Ad-123456@reddit
Only illegal for civilians. On the government side, weāve used them for years. Think high risk warrant service. They work really well.
nb_on_reddit@reddit
Depends on your regional law.
I am on the OP side
CanoePickLocks@reddit
BT freqs are actually stand alone except WiFi iirc but still illegal. Run a deauth instead. Itās not like there is a lot of WiFi on the beach anyways. As long as the freqs from the jammer are dead on thereās no risk of medical devices at least. European medical frequencies in 2.4 start right after Bluetooth so they better be tight freqs in your jammer which is why I recommend deauth kit in an esp32
nb_on_reddit@reddit
95% of BT auth Is last come. Last served.
CanoePickLocks@reddit
Yes but most also ignore requests from new devices while paired.
nb_on_reddit@reddit
Why so far? Last come is last served on BT
CanoePickLocks@reddit
Deauth boots all connected devices so even if you canāt connect because itās in pairing mode you can trigger pairing mode by deauth then connecting yourself.
Healthy_Camp_3760@reddit
āAs long as the freqs from the jammer are dead onā¦ā - this is the major problem. I know enough to know that I donāt know how to make a precise jammer, and I donāt know how to safely test and verify that itās precise. Unless youāre an RF engineer you probably donāt either. Be humble, be safe.
CanoePickLocks@reddit
Testing isnāt that hard but far beyond people that donāt play with stuff like this on a regular basis. Most people donāt have the bandwidth to learn something like a Linux distribution much less text commands like deauth although there are ready made deauth kits!
Repulsive_Brief6589@reddit
I desperately want to jam Bluetooth speakers but I would never because I don't want to mess with anyone else. People have blood sugar monitors and stuff.
Yutenji2020@reddit
This was my first thought too. Totally illegal, and it would be awful if this continued to be the top comment ā¦. wink
nb_on_reddit@reddit
I have found the OP, He was in Algarve, south of Portugal.
Correct me if wrong
Psycho_pigeon007@reddit
Could learn to hack Bluetooth devices.
Could also purchase a jammer of sorts.
tiagoduke@reddit (OP)
How would one go about such endeavors?
sparhawk817@reddit
Well, both are felonious activities we, as citizens communicating on an unsecured platform such as this, cannot endorse.
Psycho_pigeon007@reddit
Correct. I'm merely musing on things that perhaps a criminal would do in that situation.
InfamousIndustry7027@reddit
While I couldnāt possibly know or give an answer to this on this platform, if one were to be so worried about breaking the rules that you asked the great ChatGPT how to avoid finding yourself on the wrong side of the law it would give you the specific websites to avoid and what specifically you should not be buyingā¦. Per chance.
JoshuaFalken1@reddit
You can't just say perchance!
kinkyaboutjewelry@reddit
Watch me, perchance.
locusthorse@reddit
Perchance ; to watch me.
ACynicalOptomist@reddit
Oops you did it again...
Psycho_pigeon007@reddit
He played with my heart~~
floriande@reddit
Mario is cool as fuck
foulcat46@reddit
One MAY just say perchance.
bent_my_wookie@reddit
ā¦.perchance.
deckV1@reddit
Per maybe
bent_my_wookie@reddit
Permutation
InfamousIndustry7027@reddit
š alas I am uneducated
yukichigai@reddit
Depending on what country OP is in (apparently not the US) jamming may not be a felony. It may not even be a crime. Purchasing a device specifically made for jamming is almost certainly prohibited one way or the other, but there may be devices which have other legitimate uses which as a byproduct can do the same thing.
OmikronApex@reddit
They may not even have the distinction of felony and crime, you know
AccidentOk5240@reddit
You can tell by the way they say itās a civilized country.Ā
BeneathTheWaves@reddit
Signal jamming will carry some crazy mandatory penalties, and they will come for you. Every random device says complies with FCC part 15, causing purposeful harmful interference is in direct violation and they will come for you. $100K fine and a year in prison.
yukichigai@reddit
OP's not in the US though. And we aren't in the part of this timeline where the FCC starts enforcing regulations outside the boundaries of the US. Yet.
knuppan@reddit
Indeed. He claimed that he's from a "civilized" country, whereas the US isn't one š
BeneathTheWaves@reddit
Yet! Haha. Signal jammer gets my vote in that case, but I feel like even west Europe can throw the book at you for these sorts of disruptions.
renegadedonkadonk@reddit
Yet??? Yet??? Whaaaa
sparhawk817@reddit
Yeah, unethical life pro tips or not, the FCC doesn't fuck around. And I wouldn't be surprised if they argued something about interference with the coast guard or life guard radios if you're doing anything on the beach like that too.
DaGreatPenguini@reddit
Part 15 Rules deal with unlicensed uses of the spectrum, so low-power like Bluetooth an WiFi and unintentional transmitting devices computers and NOT radios used by first-responders. No one will get hurt, but the FCC just doesnāt want you fucking with them.
Now if you fuck with cellular jammers, the FCC will fuck you back.
SpaceCptWinters@reddit
This guy needs to watch some Benn before he goes off doing this stuff.
ChmeeWu@reddit
Not from a Jedi
purplepashy@reddit
Jammer at a beach or anywhere else is a big time no no and could put lives at risk.
Future-Excuse6167@reddit
Can you explain how lives would be at risk? Would it fry someone's pacemaker?
jaggs55@reddit
Calling for an ambulance
Future-Excuse6167@reddit
If you're just jamming bluetooth frequencies? You can still make a call. Maybe someone who is hearing impaired and has to use a bluetooth to call.
yukichigai@reddit
You would have to make sure your device was very limited on the frequencies it was targeting, which is probably going to require device specifically made for jamming. Jamming devices are generally illegal in every developed country, even ones with lax laws about jamming itself.
That aside, yeah, jamming bluetooth frequency ranges shouldn't stop cell phones from working.
CanoePickLocks@reddit
It wouldnāt. The only real risk would be a hearing aid that connects to a phone via Bluetooth but the hearing aid would still function they would just lose a little clarity in the call as itās not directly connected but going phone speaker to hearing aid microphone .
Healthy_Camp_3760@reddit
Some medical devices rely on these frequencies too. And there are things neither you nor I know about that might be affected. Shutting down communication is a serious thing in modern society.
And how certain are you that your jammer (which is just screaming loudly in radio frequencies) affects only the frequencies youāre targeting? Jammers are typically illegal so youāre probably building your own, and I know enough to know that I donāt know what Iām doing. Unless youāre a RF engineer, you probably donāt either.
CanoePickLocks@reddit
No country I can find uses Bluetooth freqs for medical devices. As a matter fact in Europe they pick up where Bluetooth cuts off so there is a small risk of bleed over if the antenna and frequencies arenāt exact but it would actually be super low risk. Running a deauth would be a lot safer.
Fearless_Parking_436@reddit
If you block 2.4ghz then there is a lot of stuff in there. Maybe even lifeguard walkietalkies.
nb_on_reddit@reddit
In most BT speakers you can just "steal the session" --> last connected device
Extra points if you play something humiliating š
Raiseyourspoonforwar@reddit
Song suggestion: Oingo Boingo- Little Girls.
nb_on_reddit@reddit
Please share the link
Fanfare4Rabble@reddit
I mean the ocean is right there.
n_dude1@reddit
If the ocean isnāt the biggest melted piss disk, then Iāll be damnedā¦
locusthorse@reddit
Natures melted piss disk, that's why the sea is salty.
BetterDegreeOxford@reddit
THE FISH KEEP PISSING IN IT
moranya1@reddit
And animals fuck in it
CanoePickLocks@reddit
They also shit in it and countless other excretions.
TheRealJackReynolds@reddit
āIām not drinking that water!ā
āWhy not?ā
āBecause⦠fish are dating in it.ā
NiceAllCrunchBerries@reddit
gross...
FaagenDazs@reddit
Mother... of... GodĀ
stedun@reddit
I just fact checked this and Iāll tell you what- itās absolutely true.
No-Picture4119@reddit
The ocean called, itās running out of shrimp.
FishyKeebs@reddit
The jerk store is overflowing with idiots
BrucesTripToMars@reddit
The ocean called
AffectionateMarch394@reddit
It doesn't count as hacking if the speaker doesn't have a password for it's Bluetooth
And they rarely do. Connect to it. Rick roll. Repeat.
nb_on_reddit@reddit
You steal my comment. Rick roll it š¤Ŗ
artificiallyhip@reddit
Check Spotify Playlist called " most offensive music". If that comes out they may get their asses kicked.
inailedyoursister@reddit
So David Allen Coe it is.
aftcg@reddit
Buy a megaphone and sing along with the music?
artekote@reddit
it is indeed a very annyoing situation and you can't even blast your own music with the words "look at those scumbags that blast music even if it is forbidden", because other people suddenly think that you are the asshole in this situation and not them.
The most effective method that I found is being annoying to them by repeating "it is forbidden to have loud music on the beach" no matter what they say or pretending that they don't know your language you are speaking. Do this for 20-30 minutes depending on your patience and then use a taser to destroy the bluetooth device (it is easier than trying to physically destroy it. Those nasty things are quite durable)
Have some practice beforehand with how to use it quick and properly so that you don't electrocute yourself in action. Be quick and hide the taser fast so that they can't react.
CanoePickLocks@reddit
I like the taser idea but thatās likely to escalate to violence or police involvement.
aftcg@reddit
Boo!
bodeabell@reddit
The kind you of cooked response I was hoping for
Delicious_Train6929@reddit
Take a recorder with you and play along to their music. Bonus points if you have no idea how to play a recorder and just play random notes in time with the music.
bibkel@reddit
A KaZOO! Super easy to play literally anyone can do it.
Displaced_in_Space@reddit
Arc Raiders player in da house?
Delicious_Train6929@reddit
I have no idea what that means.
Displaced_in_Space@reddit
Itās from a video game that has a recorder as a bizarre loot drop.
Itās a very popular shooter game that will have occasional recorder players traipsing through gun battles to hilarious reactions.
Knitsanity@reddit
Would a super soaker on the speaker be too much of an escalation? Asking for a friend.
tinychloecat@reddit
Rape whistle until they stop
inailedyoursister@reddit
What did the whistle do to deserve that?
musicislife2629@reddit
You're at the beach. Find out how far you can throw a Bluetooth speaker.
MindYoSelfB@reddit
Wonder if it will skip like a rock??
musicislife2629@reddit
If you side arm it, yes.
CanoePickLocks@reddit
They suck for skipping though. Angle of attack and rotation are both important and most Bluetooth speakers itās hard to get even close with either. If youāre committed go for a long football style pass. Or play a running play and just take off with it. If you can manage to get out of sight just bury it.
musicislife2629@reddit
That's experience talking.
CanoePickLocks@reddit
I would never do such a thing as it would constitute destruction of property or theft. I am also veeeerrrry careful in my phrasing on certain topics. LMAO
MindYoSelfB@reddit
Says the guy with āPickLocksā in his username. š¤£
CanoePickLocks@reddit
Iām a locksmith doing SFIC master system for a small business about 75 locks. Even if I wasnāt thatās a perfectly legitimate hobby! Iāll stick to that story as fact (it is) but even if it wasnāt Iād stick to it. Lol
MindYoSelfB@reddit
I keep telling my husband technology is making me stupid. A locksmith. Fuck all. Thatās a great trade.
CanoePickLocks@reddit
I do pick locks mostly for fun the smithing is mostly a side thing at work. I set it up with quality hardware so no stress now. Lol. An occasional core swap is all I have to do now. Do it right and do it once.
MindYoSelfB@reddit
I just read my husband our exchange. He told me I was pretty. š¤£š¬
CanoePickLocks@reddit
Awwww a good husband!
AdditionalMess6546@reddit
Well, first of all, through God, all things are possible. So jot that down.
PowderedFaust@reddit
Both this quote, and the religious types it parodies, need to die.
bngFXG3MDuau@reddit
Any wireless protocol is generally quite insecure. I definately wouldn't recommend researching some potentially illegal stuff from wireless enthusists online, I hear it's pretty cheap to buy devices online that could put you in jail if misused against others.
BadFez@reddit
Connect and play porn.
tiagoduke@reddit (OP)
How?
CanoePickLocks@reddit
As others have said look for a Bluetooth deauth esp or arduino setup disconnect theirs shut it off pair yours and play what you want. Or just repeatedly block them from playing music.
Crimefridge@reddit
Long distance pellet gun, aim for the center of the speaker, or the diaphragm. Punctured diaphragm will easily ruin it and most people can't be bothered to fix it (if they can even find the parts)
wilcojunkie@reddit
I don't understand why this is such a big deal these days. I grew up in southern California in the 80s and I remember going to the beaches with my family and there were people with "boom boxes" and little radios playing stuff all over. I just assumed it was part of the vibe of the beach.
tiagoduke@reddit (OP)
CanoePickLocks@reddit
Thatās millennial or late Gen X. The ok boomer thing is getting to feel as old and crotchety as boomers.
No_Educator_6376@reddit
Try casting Taylor Swift music to them and override the music you donāt like .
tiagoduke@reddit (OP)
I don't like Taylor Swift, so...
PM_ME_UR_REDPANDAS@reddit
Opera. Or death metal. Or both.
rtmfb@reddit
Symphonic power metal is the closest thing to opera metal.
BeneficialNobody7722@reddit
Look up nightwish. Great sound if you like the genre. Probably offensive if you donāt.
ExcitementKooky418@reddit
Operatic death metal
Gadgetman_1@reddit
Mayhem, 'Chainsaw Gutfuck' on repeat...
No_Educator_6376@reddit
So pick something else
BoomGTDynamite@reddit
Figure out what song they are playing and play the same song 2 sec delayed
Signal-Opposite-4793@reddit
Having police crackdowns on fun is much worse, you spoilsport.
The only reasonable answer is to bring your own 80's style boombox and outcompete their music with your own.
Easy_East2185@reddit
I like to use Sound Cloud and quickly find the techno remix version of whatever theyāre playing š
Signal-Opposite-4793@reddit
That's pretty funny. OP should try this. They might end up having some fun by accident.
MeanCricket749@reddit
Blue tooth jammer.
Whiskeejak@reddit
Get yourself a microwave, disable the door safety mechanism.
Pick up a heavy duty power block, big enough to power the microwave for an extended period.
Now take both with you to the beach. Set it up without about 10 meters of the spaeker. Open the door, turn in on. If the music doesn't stop, move it closer.
Signal-Opposite-4793@reddit
I guarantee OP will sterilize himself attempting this
Alexzander1001@reddit
āYes officer this is my beach microwave, it only works with the door openā
BeneathTheWaves@reddit
I remember a guy up north won a Darwin Award using a microwave to keep warm⦠really smart.
purplepashy@reddit
Was that the security guard looking after a tower that would sit in front of it to keep warm until one day possibly NYE someone cranked it up?
WorldsMostDad@reddit
That one's a famous urban legend, but not actually true.
Beneficial_Matter424@reddit
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Automatic-Peanut8114@reddit
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MindYoSelfB@reddit
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SpaceCptWinters@reddit
Ask SpyroPyro to borrow his 20k watt microwave.
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tonyh505@reddit
Counter with clown music (calliope music) blasted right back at them.
Drumdevil86@reddit
Depending on tour preference, clowncore might work too.
CaptainPunisher@reddit
Get a raspberry pi or Arduino device and learn to set it up to deauth Bluetooth devices. I think you can even buy esp32 boards that are already set up to do this, but the project isn't hard.
Sherief87@reddit
Get friendly. Ask to play a song (pair your phone or use theirs) and blast some porno
TexasBurgandy@reddit
If this is in an English speaking area, may I humbly suggest āI sit on acidā by Lords of Acid?
WorldsMostDad@reddit
Johnny come here, fuck me in the--
techno intensifies
parkinglotviews@reddit
Pretty sure itās ādarling come hereā¦ā
SaintJesus@reddit
This is actually surprisingly good. You could run into some other problems, but getting them to sync your phone could be hilarious.
mslass@reddit
Bluetooth jammer?
JTD177@reddit
Bluetooth signal jammer on Amazon $50
Ashamed_Associate367@reddit
Find a different place on the beach Karen. Why should your idea of a enjoyable day at the beach be more important than someone else who enjoys music. Everyone has rights whether you like them or not
tiagoduke@reddit (OP)
Let thee who disrupt be the one who has to leave the site, lest they have a strong will to feel my wrath cast upon them, their offspring and any trace of humanity they leave in this earthly realm.
pobnarl@reddit
approach and introduce yourself with a massive over the top friendly smile,Ā compliment the music and begin autisticslly monologuing about a niche band you like,Ā listing the most mundane details, sit up close and pretend you're a little slow and trying to be friends,Ā maybe start dancing to the music while vocally goading on "MY FRIEND" to dance with youĀ
Makankosappo84@reddit
Piss disc.
InvisibleObelisk@reddit
piss piss
Automatic-Peanut8114@reddit
Piss disc golf.
frochopper@reddit
Piss discs are notoriously understable. Adjust your throw accordingly.
rebaser69@reddit
Something like that should do. Be sure to check the laws in your area and understand the potential harm misuse could cause before using it: https://github.com/cifertech/RF-Clown
NoContextCarl@reddit
Many of these speakers are waterproof. But thats only if they can find them in the water...
as7roman@reddit
Bring your own speaker, play the exact same song at the same annoying volume, a few milliseconds ahead or behind, and it's going to be impossible for anyone to enjoy any music.Ā Ā
mister-ferguson@reddit
Get some sort of parabala to direct the sound right to them as well.
Ok_Being_2052@reddit
Fight fire with fire. Play the mosquito noises that only young people hearā¦..loudly.
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Revolutionary-Half-3@reddit
Back in the day I remember seeing people experimenting with directional HERF devices to do rude things to electronic devices....
Sure, a giant satellite dish with a big power supply is a dead giveaway, but hey.
continualreboot@reddit
Bring a louder sound system and play short bursts of bagpipe music to drown theirs out.
Boobslappy@reddit
https://www.wired.com/story/google-fast-pair-bluetooth-audio-accessories-vulnerability-patches/
WastedWhaleShark@reddit
Walk behind their beach set up and "trip" with a whole bag of chips so they get swarmed by birds.
BoredOfReposts@reddit
[Imagine] jamming a flathead screwdriver in the charge port.
Even though this is not a serious sub, and no reasonable person would take that seriously: Donāt do it. The reddit thought police might give you a warning, and that would be bad!
Place a piss disc next to the speaker instead. Thats totally fine and suggestions to maliciously expose bodily fluids like that is a-ok for reddit. But damaging a speaker charging port, personal property, not a person or animal ⦠that would be a bridge too far for reddit. Sorry admins, my bad.
robjohnlechmere@reddit
Your volleyball or beach ball just keeps accidentally landing on top of the thing. If you're clumsy enough, you may even end up spilling your beer while retrieving the ball.
newreconstruction@reddit
Any JBL will withstand beer or volleyballs. I keep one literally in my shower.
InKedxxxGinGer@reddit
I too keep a volleyball in my shower!
robjohnlechmere@reddit
Iām not saying permanently destroy the speaker with a beachball. As you say, itās not possible.
But a beach ball will knock a speaker over, quite possibly along with any snack tables it may be on. And when that beach ballās owner comes to pick it up spills his beer half in your popcorn and half on your towel, itās going to be gross.
My point is that all this is disruptive to the person listening to music.Ā
Onyxxx_13@reddit
It won't survive a man playing volleyball slide tackling to keep it off the ground though.
NikkelenNelis@reddit
Let your kids play with that volleyball and let them destroy that speaker. Whoever gets mad at your kids faces an even angrier parent, who destoys the speaker. After that, get your kids some ice cream.
yukichigai@reddit
Jamming devices are generally illegal in most countries, though jamming itself not as much (though not in the US, don't mess with the FCC on that). Hacking into Bluetooth devices requires a lot of technical knowledge... at least for a "proper" hack.
What doesn't require super advanced knowledge though is setting up a script to send repeating pairing requests to every Bluetooth device within range. Well-made Bluetooth speakers will reject those requests automatically, sure. Cheap knockoffs from AliExpress or wherever, not so much.
birduino@reddit
Portable induction heater. Place near speaker and fry it!. It will never work again.
SirNoodlehe@reddit
Potentially illegal, but you could get a Bluetooth jammer (available online)
Looks like most of the commenters confused this sub with /r/ShittyLifeProTips
PowderedFaust@reddit
Fight fire with fire. Costco has a battery powered Public address system, for about $300, and it is stupidly loud.
angrydoritonoises@reddit
Look into r/flipperzero I think it has a Bluetooth deathorization capability in there somewhere
BoredOfReposts@reddit
Get a flathead screwdriver.
Walk over to the speaker. Make eye contact with the owner.
Pick up the speaker and jam the screwdriver in the charging port. Break it so the speaker canāt be charged anymore.
Then jam the screwdriver into the actual speaker part.
After that, lay the defunct device back down, ideally with the screwdriver still in it.
It is important to maintain eye contact the entire time you are doing this.
After that, you pull a couple piss discs out of your cooler, and set them next to the speaker.
Problem. Solved.
slava_bogy@reddit
Just bring your home stereo and at least a 5000w generator for extra noise
soopirV@reddit
Pretty sure jamming signals is illegal pretty much everywhere, but look into buying/building a Bluetooth jammer; these things arenāt putting out a lot of RF power, so just drown them out with a higher output source on the same frequency.
AK_Sole@reddit
Oh, hello Bluetooth speaker, Iād like you to meet Mr. Ocean. Have a nice swim!
Bartender9719@reddit
Give em a dollar. When they say āIām not doing this for money?ā say āno, itās to help you buy some fucking headphonesā
theHagueface@reddit
Probably just fuck off and leave people alone and put some noise canceling headphones on
ElectriCole@reddit
Wireless signal jammer
MediumDenseChimp@reddit
Had I been a large dude, those speakers would end up in the deep sea.
HausWife88@reddit
Jammer