Today's ration: corned beef and cabbage (everything from a can)
Posted by elonmusktheturd22@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 81 comments
Half a can of corned beef, sliced thin and fried, half a can of peas, half a can of sauerkraut heated up in the pan after the beef so the gooey beef stuck to the pan soaked off and mixed with the sauerkraut (easier to clean than scraping it off). 3 tablespoons of powdered mash potato powder with 1 cup of water.
I used a half a tablespoon of butter on the potatoes, i have an equal portion left for tomorrow, then I'm out of butter and be using only soy based buttery topping until the fall.
No idea how many calories, my rough guess is 1200
diardiar@reddit
Those potatoes are judging me
Terrible_Reporter_98@reddit
I thought tinker bell fell in them for a minute
zeromadcowz@reddit
At first glance I thought they were eggs with translucent yolks.
wolfelian@reddit
Even after reading the description and scanning the pic I kept searching for the potatoes like “What potatoes?? There’s potatoes??”
ONCIAPATONCIA@reddit
No, it's just squidward's face squashed by Patrick's ass
SonSuko@reddit
r/paradoleia
transcendental-ape@reddit
Men from the 1940s would consider this plate a bountiful meal after just gunning down some Nazis.
Worldly_Sherbert_750@reddit
The Germans are no longer bombing London, you don't have to do this to yourself anymore homie
elonmusktheturd22@reddit (OP)
It's over! Why didn't someone tell me earlier!
What did they do with the Kaiser? Did they get our word for two back? I tried to get it back once, chased that rascal for dickity three miles but he got away, been having to say dickity since he stole it.
KerryWood34@reddit
Nice tits, Potter
matty487@reddit
flippingisfun@reddit
He returns! I was wondering where your posts had been happy to see you’re back. Things thawing pretty good there yet?
Also this plate technically has 5 different colors I think that means it counts as healthy
elonmusktheturd22@reddit (OP)
Haven't posts as much since my posts were being removed. I assumed a mod didn't think it was shitty enough so only posted the shittiest for a while. Then a mod told me it was the automod removing my posts, human mods are constantly overriding the auto mod, my posts get a huge number of report complaints.
Since i know its the robots thats got it out for my posts I'm back to posting moderately shitty stuff like this again.
Not sure its healthy when its got enough salt to pickle an elephant
largetreat@reddit
Mum would (gently) mix corned beef into mash when things were tight.
It's now my go to when life goes sh!t occasionally.
AliveTranslator4271@reddit
if you don't count the peas, I think it's delicious, even if the puree is tasteless and without salt, then corned beef will help
dudSpudson@reddit
looks like this
yung_heinks@reddit
Came here for this 😭
ThurstyAlpaca@reddit
Yoooo 😂😭
ImmaculateWeiss@reddit
You are a legend dude, amazing looking meal
miraculousgloomball@reddit
Hell yeah
misterbippy@reddit
“Don’t look, but I think that breakfast is staring at us.”
Quirky-Pie9661@reddit
I would’ve bought hormel cornbeef hash yesterday if it wasn’t 4.99 a can
elonmusktheturd22@reddit (OP)
I was going to get mayonnaise yesterday too, for deviled eggs, but i wasn't paying $6 for a jar of it when i only need a small amount. Even small jars were $5. I said fuckit and passed on the mayonnaise. I can use 1000 Island dressing instead, of which i have 8 bulk size bottles already.
TurntRealm@reddit
The sodium is probably off the charts
C-Lekktion@reddit
1.2g in the kraut, 1.6g in the beef probably, 0.8g in the potatoes and butter, and 0.4g in the peas peasants
4g of sodium in this meal. ~170% of your DV. Honestly, not too bad. I've seen one bowl of instant ramen with 170%.
elonmusktheturd22@reddit (OP)
I didn't add salt to the potatoes
donkeyrocket@reddit
Expected the canned beef to be way higher.
C-Lekktion@reddit
Corned beef cans are typically 12 oz. Libbys is 530mg per 2oz serving and he had half a can. Some are brands are a little higher, some are a little lower.
Beef jerky which is know as especially salty is ~500mg per oz so double the sodium.
TurntRealm@reddit
Yeah I was being a bit of a prude when I wrote it
Mascbro26@reddit
The mashed came in a can?
elonmusktheturd22@reddit (OP)
Not originally, to keep it safe from mice and bugs that invade my cabin i store stuff like that in canning jars on the shelf in the pantry. So while not originally in a can (jar) it came from one when i used it today
Particular_Room_933@reddit
Ngl, I kinda miss powdered mash potatoes
donkeyrocket@reddit
We still use them all the time. Some have additives but we get the ones that are literally just dehydrated potato flakes.
Fruitloops_z@reddit
You said you fried it but why does it still look cold for some reason? 😂
webstersuck@reddit
10/10 would demolish this
KilljoyDivision99@reddit
Even taters in a can? Dear lord~
Omarzchick@reddit
Those potatoes looked shocked and surprised that they are still edible.
belljs87@reddit
Mmmmmm soy based buttery toppinggggg aaawwwwggghhhhhh
superduper1993@reddit
Potatits
Ananakoya@reddit
Why until the fall?
elonmusktheturd22@reddit (OP)
No refrigerator, salted butter keeps ok at room temperature, but its not very good in warm weather.
My rations are planned all the way through june and i don't need much butter in that time, then it will be too warm for a few months.
Ananakoya@reddit
Ok!
Shards_of_Idiocy@reddit
doesn’t look that bad
Panicpete23@reddit
It doesn’t look horrible actually
sybban@reddit
Looks fine
Oops_All_Bans@reddit
Dude, for the love of God please eat better. Calories are not everything. The amount of sodium and cholesterol you ingest daily is gonna kill you.
gonewondering@reddit
Skip the sauerkraut and peas. Add a xan of baked beans
Oops_All_Bans@reddit
I'd need a xan too if I was eating this kinda stuff everyday.
d4rkprojec7@reddit
Soooo much sodium 😵
El_Grande_El@reddit
Looks good to me!
DetectiveRick141@reddit
Gordon would hate this so much
fenwayb@reddit
looks like a feast! and that 'kraut is good for your gut health
cyunab@reddit
this kinda look good tho
TurntRealm@reddit
I saw where I’m at. This looks fantastic. Congratulations
bastard84@reddit
I like the mashec potatoe tits
PossRuss@reddit
Canned corn beef is magic and I refuse to be told otherwise.
sicastarrrrr@reddit
Titty Taters
trasofsunnyvale@reddit
You have stepped your game up the past couple meals! This looks actually good and maybe even delicious. Glad to see it!
MSnap@reddit
Might
Express-Season-6116@reddit
That looks ok. Nothing extraordinary. But ok.
dingusunchained@reddit
This is some gourmet ass shit for OP
neraklulz@reddit
Did OP get a new phone? The quality for him is practically Photo of the Year.
No_Eulogies_for_Bob@reddit
The weather has been fucking dreary up here in north country too. OP must have waited for the 30 seconds of sunlight we had to snap this photo.
Sure-String-122@reddit
Is that cabbage or sauerkraut that looks like sauerkraut
ugly_duckling_5@reddit
Man. I was wondering what the heck you did to those eggs, then went back to the picture and figured it out.
WillowFlip@reddit
👀 potatoes are watching
12_Volt_Man@reddit
I can hear the farts already
JustAMessInADress@reddit
I thought those were eggs and this was r/adressme
spacebusinessx@reddit
My dad had those same plates 🥲
Substantial-One1934@reddit
And what is the white stuff with eyes, fake eggs.
jasminel96@reddit
Melting butter?
beccadahhhling@reddit
These plates remind me of my childhood. My mom only has one left unfortunately
SILVER-com@reddit
im sure it tasted exactly how it looks but at first i didn’t recognize the mashed potatoes. i thought i was just a seeing a couple big scoops of lard.
RidiculousDear@reddit
Boobies.
railroadfrog@reddit
I would fuck this up, bad
Butt_Smurfing_Fucks@reddit
I would.
chickpealuvr420@reddit
boobs
roughczech@reddit
Title of a day. Because I can....
leesharon1985@reddit
🦉
samgam74@reddit
I should call her.
ungovernable1984@reddit
r/oddlyerotic