my every evening ham wrap. my friend said it belongs here. idk
Posted by Complex-Reindeer-232@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 136 comments
Posted by Complex-Reindeer-232@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 136 comments
Turbulent_Break_1679@reddit
You eat this VOLUNTARILY??.š¤£
HeavyArmsJin@reddit
Why are you putting pickles in a spectacle case
Francl27@reddit
Oh yes I've done that. It's delicious, although I prefer Dijon mustard.
retecsin@reddit
This belongs here
nobreadzone_@reddit
I do this too! sometimes I add onion
Far-Blueberry-7852@reddit
What is the little green stuff?
Catlittersnackcakes@reddit
To be fair... this probably fucks.
DaVirus@reddit
Still better than the microwaved fish
YourMother0HP@reddit
I had that image almost wiped out from my memory and you just had to remind me.
UseDue6373@reddit
That was the first post I saw on Reddit this morning. Revolting
redskyatnight2162@reddit
Me too! Why is Reddit trying to ruin our collective morning, itās Saturday man
ArmchairCriticSF@reddit
Looks like that microwaved fish traumatized a lot of us this morning! š
Anthroe_@reddit
Why does it look like skin that was removed from someoneās stomach during a tummy tuck, like it even looks like it has stitch marksā¦
stevet85@reddit
Was all first post this morning. Disgusting
Aelnir@reddit
Link?
jin243@reddit
Pickles make me cry.
UseDue6373@reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/s/vdVNSuVCjK
Aelnir@reddit
omg this is worse than prison food
WeevilWeedWizard@reddit
I saw that post this morning and immediately developed a fever, it can't be a coincidence.
NekoGoddess9625@reddit
Sameeeee, I was like "Why dawg?" ššš
Live_Example_7996@reddit
No_Squirrel4806@reddit
TheS413@reddit
It just needed seasoning takes 5 seconds jeez
KamThe_Lamb@reddit
With no seasoning at that
Cookinghist@reddit
I would rather permanently fast than eat the plain microwaved fish. The dryness alone had to be brutal
kindagaybean@reddit
They should have wrapped the fish in ham and pickles .
Vast-Establishment50@reddit
The only problem I see is all the sodium.
Flaky-Collection-353@reddit
You have hyponatremia?
Kingslayer-Z@reddit
Also r/stupidfood
the-real-spencer@reddit
I'm only eating it if it comes directly out of your pocket
Nuclear_Human@reddit
Now this is the content I am here for
VastAd9949@reddit
You are missing some shredded cheese
rystrave@reddit
This is my classic go to after gym snack, I approve
LostChoss@reddit
If it was turkey I'd be in
Boring_Week_9884@reddit
Itās 11pm time for a gherkin before bed
gbgrogan@reddit
What in the f kind of ham is that. Looks more like bologna
Smokeythemagickamodo@reddit
Not terrible, wrap it in a lettuce wrap
papasalami@reddit
I'm honestly trying that this week that sounds fantastic
Electrical-Run7436@reddit
every evening??
Ok-Youth-8713@reddit
I do the same with turkey. Perfect snack.
XxRAM97xX@reddit
My mom used to call them turkey rollups I think lol piece of cheese inside
forneusFQ@reddit
Just a quick 5,000 mg of sodium, then off to bed.
dmisfit21@reddit
Yo dawg, I heard you like sodium so we took some sodium and wrapped it in more sodium!
Jizzicamydude@reddit
Love your pfp
Alpacapybara@reddit
Who doesnāt love Moon Master?
Jizzicamydude@reddit
Especially the sweet sweet Moonijuana that grows in the shape of tires
dmisfit21@reddit
Itās the best strain!
joeyvesh13@reddit
lordph8@reddit
Sad_Bassalope@reddit
Id eat it
Vinlordd@reddit
Substitute that mustard with cream cheese and report back ā¼ļø
chrisp5000@reddit
Ham that looks like bologna, I know the struggle.
Separate-Fly5165@reddit
I personally wouldn't eat it but if you like it then continue to do so.
_commenter@reddit
dude i do something similar... except i have a long piece of celery in there. like i put the lil' pickles in a celery canoe and then i wrap with turkey... sometimes i add mustard mayo. sometimes instead of pickles i use green olives.
DramaSufficient4289@reddit
I also like to make sandwiches in my mouth, Frank
cpdk-nj@reddit
I do something like this but instead of a slice of ham I use a tortilla. Well, and instead of the mustard I do cheese. And I guess instead of the gherkins I do some chicken. Otherwise I basically make the same thing
_commenter@reddit
I get youā¦ itās some food rolled in some other food that you shove in your mouth. Basically identical.
destroythethings@reddit
"celery canoe" is so cute lol. reminds me of the good ol' childhood ants on a log (pb on celery with raisins on top) yours sounds better by far
Margray@reddit
Lol, mine is ham or turkey, kewpie mayo and dijon, pickles and olives. Sometimes onions or pickled onions. Not every night, though.
_commenter@reddit
yeah it's not every night for me either but it is a frequent snack... like all things considered it's actually pretty healthy
turquoise_amethyst@reddit
This just sounds like regular Ā Hors d'oeuvres. Slice it up and serve to guests!Ā
_commenter@reddit
it's pretty much what OP is having except i add a stick of celery in there so that i can bite it without it falling apart ;-)
wondering_spider_@reddit
turkey with quick pickled cabbage, cucumber, and spicy chili sauce or ham with pickles honeycup mustard and sprouts š± (just stuff I have in my fridge regularly)
sister_bird@reddit
Your friend is correct.
SlayerII@reddit
Sigh....
misterbippy@reddit
My only 2 criticisms are the lack of cheese, and the laziness of not individually wrapping them. Other than that itās something I eat regularly.
EmployerUpstairs8044@reddit
I also do this!!! But I'm favoring chicken or turkey these days.
Chove_Je@reddit
SaralasDevonshire@reddit
That kinda looks like one of my all time favourite Dutch Borthday circle snacks (iykyk thr birthday circle culture...) it slaps, 100%!
Known_Resolution_428@reddit
You should fry it
spectreofthewest@reddit
This looks delicious
Human-Possibility852@reddit
Dejen de decirle āwrapā a un simple taco
Boon1Goon@reddit
I love ham rollups. As a kid they were made as hor'dourves for get-togethers. Mom took a slice of ham, spread some softened cream cheese on it the rolled it up around a pickle spear. I like mine with mustard.
Photo-Perfect@reddit
This is peak girl dinner. At least itās got protein!
jsamuraij@reddit
"You truly belong here with us among the clouds."
Blurstingwithemotion@reddit
Missing slice of cheese for full marks
ArcTheWolf@reddit
Finally some shittyfoodporn that actually is shitty. Thank you so much for this. Now there is only one chance at redemption If those are dill gherkins then okay, if they're sweet though you have created an absolutely vile abomination in my eyes. To each their own I guess but nothing upsets me more than sweet gherkins they have a perfect texture but the flavor is just completely wrong in my opinion lol
bittercripple6969@reddit
All its missing is a piece of bread to sit in the middle of.
74389654@reddit
mmmm i'm hungry
mibergeron@reddit
You're missing the slice of processed cheese
A_Silly_Pickle@reddit
It belongs!
FreemanMarie81@reddit
Thatās legit. I basically just had this for dinner but with sharp cheddar cheese
SonSuko@reddit
lol, he called the baloney Ham
Pifilix@reddit
Idk why but my brain going "this is a very German struggle food"
senpaistealerx@reddit
none of the posts here are actual shitty food anymore and itās lame
Affectionate-Pin8534@reddit
Affectionate-Pin8534@reddit
Onions tho! Id add some shaved Onion for sure š
BurrrritoBoy@reddit
Ok then.
stead10@reddit
Ham, mustard and pickles? Banging combo.
reallydirtyreallydan@reddit
Needs cheese
No_Clock_7464@reddit
Lazy? Yes. Shitty? Idk about that. Bet it was good.
HoneyGoBoomz@reddit
Would, 100% would.
scotch_miist@reddit
Ham, pickles and mustard. Pretty solid
V-Drxplet@reddit
Bro, you gotta heat up the ham before you fold it. Else, it'll rip and tear, and I don't think you want to summon the Doomslayer when you just want to make a picklewrap out of ham. It would very demure if you seared the ham on a pan as well. Perfect. Add a little ketchup as garnish for a huge bonus from team tomato. š
xblackdemonx@reddit
/r/keto loves this
throwaway1102293384@reddit
Na h
TheEveningDragon@reddit
Youre eating a class 1 carcinogen (credible evidence points to it causing cancer) EVERY day? It's okay in moderation, but making it an every day habit is begging for colon cancer in the not so far future. Please reconsider for your health.
turquoise_amethyst@reddit
Which ingredient? The ham?
stupidguy14@reddit
I'm also curious, can someone explain?
turquoise_amethyst@reddit
Itās gotta be the ham or the mustard.Ā
Pickles are fermented and good for your gut, which isnāt going to stop colon cancer, but doesnāt encourage it either.Ā
TheEveningDragon@reddit
It's the processed lunch meat but specifically cured pork so it's a 2 for 1 carcinogen combo
Ok_Orchid7131@reddit
Iād eat it, fuck it.
Blucola333@reddit
I have eaten this, too.
Khashayar_0@reddit
I think it belongs to r/boydinner
UncleDuude@reddit
Thatās a meal
micheallujanthe2nd@reddit
Nah thats a fire snack right there. Top tier
Dangerous-Courage412@reddit
this is amazing and actually belongs in girl dinner
Fornicatinzebra@reddit
Mmmm cancer risk
smelyal8r@reddit
If you used cream cheese instead of mustard this is a Midwestern delicacy
Tvan1979@reddit
Polish roses.
turquoise_amethyst@reddit
Midwest sushiĀ
KageXOni87@reddit
Ham Roll Ups!
kindagaybean@reddit
Keto yes queen.
Electronic_House2272@reddit
yes, that definitely belongs here.
kindagaybean@reddit
Mmm hot bologna š. Sadly I don't think it's an improvement on anything .
Appropriate_Iron_322@reddit
It's like a pickle blunt in a natural ham wrap with some mustard to hold it together!
davesnother3@reddit
Your friend should call the police
Pitiful_Poetry9499@reddit
Would
Smooth_Donut7405@reddit
Do that but with french fries and a sprinkle of salt and pepper.
PantheraLutra@reddit
Yummm. Yessss
TrashCannibal_@reddit
This is possibly the most edible thing I've ever seen in this sub.
Absolutely would eat if offered one.
andyiceton@reddit
I've made worse when absolutely baked to fuck
Mental-Ad-6958@reddit
Perfection
KageXOni87@reddit
Do this but with a little cream cheese instead of mustard.
Mysterious-Ad-6242@reddit
add some slices of cheddar cheese not shredded itās so good
Katfight1@reddit
Iād eat this, even better in a bread roll but Iād eat it like this too
Next-Drink8593@reddit
Your friend doesnāt have vision. And Iāve been eating this in secret for years. Now I donāt have to hide it. Thanks OP
erect_dragonly@reddit
Mustard and pickles are my favourite food stuff. And itās a nice looking slice of ham. You have good taste, your friend is just afraid of greatness.
rbddc@reddit
This is fire. Corichons too? A fine pallete indeed. Id crush this.
Always ham or you mix it up?
Gokudomatic@reddit
Your friend has issues. Talk to them.
Lazy_Entertainer1764@reddit
that wrapās got that ultimate lazy meal energy lol, I feel you on that. do you ever throw in some cheese or is it just ham all the time?
mAmsSsSS@reddit
Free will
TomirDeVlad@reddit
I've made this countless time at 2 am standing in front of my fridge
UseDue6373@reddit
I donāt know why but it made me laugh
dadbeast@reddit
your friend is a coward
Proud-Leave3602@reddit
It actually belongs in jail. So do you.