An early birthday present from the missus
Posted by jeepster61615@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 57 comments
Far fuckin out, man!
Posted by jeepster61615@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 57 comments
Far fuckin out, man!
NoShortsDon@reddit
Far out, far fucking out! And happy birthday, man.
jeepster61615@reddit (OP)
Thanks, dude. But my birthday is 4/20
NoShortsDon@reddit
Separate incidents!
2manyteacups@reddit
at least i’m housebroken
insertjokehere12345@reddit
I give it a week until it's peed on. Tell us you have a doorbell cam?
cw99x@reddit
What’s your address? I need to piss.
jeepster61615@reddit (OP)
Woo?
Adventurous_Tower348@reddit
Woooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
Adventurous_Tower348@reddit
not on the porch, man!
probabilitydoughnut@reddit
Ever thus to deadbeats, Lebowski
Adventurous_Tower348@reddit
Who do you work for? Lebowski? Jackie Treehorn?
RedPhule@reddit
He knows which Lebowski you are, Lebowski.
Dry_Description6498@reddit
It's a private residence, man
SteveRogests@reddit
Does this place look like you’re fucking married?
jeepster61615@reddit (OP)
I assure you, the toilet seat is down, man
LongballG@reddit
Has it been matriculated upon?
jeepster61615@reddit (OP)
No, you dont have to pay anyone in my fair city
GrumpyCatStevens@reddit
Careful, man, there’s a doorknob here!
Jodanmawashigeri@reddit
So, she stopped busting your friggin’ agates?
Adventurous_Tower348@reddit
Oh fuckin' A, man. I got a rash man. Fuckin A.
RedPhule@reddit
Fuhget about it....
UnionCrafty3748@reddit
Some burgers, a few laughs
ChinaCatProphet@reddit
He said take any doormat in the house.
Jodanmawashigeri@reddit
She bought it with her allowance… WHICH IS AMPLE!!
ChinaCatProphet@reddit
Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing... I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet...
NotYerBoyBlue@reddit
Isn't this guy supposed to be a millionaire?
Bucket1984@reddit
Wonderful woman. We're all very fond of her.
Denver-Ski@reddit
She’ll suck your cock for a thousand dollars
kinkyslc1@reddit
u/Bucket1984 can’t watch, though. Or else he has to pay $100.
Bucket1984@reddit
I'll just go find a cash machine.
kinkyslc1@reddit
jeepster61615@reddit (OP)
Nah, but she considers it a natural, zesty enterprise
OpusCroakus1@reddit
That's interesting, man...
Ok-Test-7634@reddit
You could find this fucking Lebowski guy
man0vv@reddit
Rug peers did not do this.
Ok-Test-7634@reddit
Chinese Americans, please
Seven22am@reddit
Oh shit yeah! The Achievers!
Ok-Test-7634@reddit
And proud we are of all of them
Mobile-Boss-8566@reddit
And this guy peed on it.
PackersDelendaEst@reddit
Who peed on the welcome mat, Walter?
Mobile-Boss-8566@reddit
Were you listening to the dudes story?
PackersDelendaEst@reddit
I was bowling.
VinnieTheBerzerker69@reddit
u/PackersDelendaEst you're like a child that wanders into the middle of a movie...
Ok-Test-7634@reddit
Walter, what's your point ?
D-Train0000@reddit
Fuckin A
MouldyBobs@reddit
Looks like they stole the old door mat right out from under you...
jeepster61615@reddit (OP)
Nah, I moved it, dude. These were not separate incidents
Compizfox@reddit
Your special lady?
MrA-skunk@reddit
She's not his special lady, she's his fucking lady friend. He's just trying to help her conceive.
TheRealPallando@reddit
Uh Dude, tomorrow's already the 10th...
kinkyslc1@reddit
The compromised second rug.
UnPossible-Badger@reddit
Want
nick_valdo@reddit
Not on the rug man….
HealthyBullfrog@reddit
Hey, this is a private residence, man!
MattGdr@reddit
Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.
Karn_Evil_Noin@reddit
Hopefully some Chinaman doesn’t pee on it.
nastynate248@reddit
She could have gotten you a gift card. And with that gift card, you can buy any number of rugs, that don't hold sentimental value for me