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Do you envy Slovenia for having Melania Trump?

Posted by crivycouriac@reddit | AskBalkans | View on Reddit | 39 comments

Would you want your country to have the FLOTUS instead?

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DragonflyOwn5617@reddit

Nah. We have women like Ruja Ignatova, one of the top ten FBI most wanted fugitives. People should be envying us really
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RedScarySpectre@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/v2t80153x5tg1.jpeg?width=1220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bea0f3251b5c98b69cf87f44833fe34ff852cd73 Great now I envy Bulgaria.
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No-Championship-4632@reddit

She's from my hometown, ENVY ME :)
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Educational_Time2840@reddit

We already envy you for having Aziz. Chill
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DeadpoolMcDirty@reddit

Im slovanian and i dont envy me. She's an embarrassment at best
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johnnyyrt@reddit

The truth is, if any other country had this opportunity, they would seize it to the fullest extent. However, we only seem to focus on the negative aspects.
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DeadpoolMcDirty@reddit

How could we even use it? She's trump's wife, i dont see what leverage that really gives us tbh. Genuine question, because I'm not sure how it could even work
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Majestic_Potato_5408@reddit

It could make a difference if she was something else, like Ukrainean, Russian, Jewish, or German. Slovenian feels like the most neutral choice possible.
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Happy-Hour88@reddit

Let's be honest, many Eastern European and Balkan women do go around looking for wealthy foreigners, especially the subset that works in modeling. I highly doubt German models have the same gold-digging mentality as their Balkan and Eastern European counterparts.
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Majestic_Potato_5408@reddit

Ignore I said German then, it does not matter for my point: that the US dictator is a narcissist ruled by emotion and is likely to treat a country different by something as irrelevant as where his wife was born.
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johnnyyrt@reddit

Your question precisely highlights our lack of a business mindset. Do you believe it would be easier if she were from France?
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DeadpoolMcDirty@reddit

No clue, im not good with politics
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Puzzleheaded_Sir903@reddit

I like Melania, but I wouldn't want Serbian to be FLOTUS.  If Serbian was FLOTUS we'd have some wacky conspiracy theory  and I really don't need more conspiracies. 
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Ambitious_Jaguar1703@reddit

Quite the contrary, she is the queen of yellow stamp in Croatia: "look at these shoes she wore", "look how classy Melania looked" and other headlines. Melania and Queen Letizia of Spain for some reason.
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Brilliant_Success346@reddit

Absolutely ! I can't sleep at night because of that
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LenaLena93@reddit

Well duh.. An author, a diplomat, First Lady.. žena, majka, kraljica ![gif](giphy|fWgfvq0r1P4RaP8Cf9)
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Gemascus01@reddit

Diplomat in giving BJ
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LenaLena93@reddit

It’s a universal language
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hrtofdrknss@reddit

Even Melania doesn't envy Melania. Let's be honest--she's a hooker who played her cards right in the gold-digging competition, but imagine having to have physical contact with that gross moron for decades to complete the grift.
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Catman_192@reddit

There is nothing to envy, if i was Slovenian, i would be rather embarressed of her.
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RomanMSlo@reddit

I'm pretty sure that Melania envies her schoolmates, by now: "I should've listened to my mother. I could've have anyone, I could've even have that guy from Jablanica... He owns a car mechanics shop now. I could've been a car mechanic's wife... Not THIS..."
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jazavacjazavac1@reddit

I envy Slovenians for their beautiful women and country, not on Melania
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situmaimesdemain@reddit

Slovens have Doncic, Pogacar, Zizek etc. Doubt they even think about Melania
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Bugatsas11@reddit

I envy Slovenia for having Goran Dragic and Luka doncic
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Icy-Engineering9912@reddit

Uhh No.
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PckMan@reddit

That's the dumbest thing I've heard
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EfficiencySmall4951@reddit

More like weird, I don't get the purpose of this question. I'll just go have a drink, listen to some music and forget I read this
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NoMonk475@reddit

Is this ragebait?
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J0hnnyBlazer@reddit

Yes, absolutley, i envy her gettin to have sex with trump everyday as well
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RedScarySpectre@reddit

If you were Kosovo, I'd believe.
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Sudden-Ad-307@reddit

I envy Slovenia for having Luka Dončić
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ntkay13@reddit

Well, he's injured now, so there's that
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ZelezopecnikovKoren@reddit

Anže Kopitar is a man's man.
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RedScarySpectre@reddit

I envy it for having milk and egg machines.
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silentmarrow@reddit

no thanks..
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Poglavnik_Majmuna01@reddit

She’s the 21st century version of a Sultan’s wife. What is there to envy.
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Stverghame@reddit

Mmmm not really 😅
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Montenegirl@reddit

No?
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backhand_english@reddit

![gif](giphy|l0ExayQDzrI2xOb8A) I could envy Slovenia on a lot of things, Melania isn't one.
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