Anon is knot pleased with his date
Posted by caramelsumo@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 158 comments
Posted by caramelsumo@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 158 comments
StandardN02b@reddit
Honestly, I deserve to read this shit for opening reddit at 2 AM instead of sleeping.
SuperSocialMan@reddit
real :c
OhHeckItsJeff@reddit
Same. What a night to have eyes.
RatioTechnical234@reddit
sad_and_stupid@reddit
Sure, but look up who commits most bestiality
Hint: It's men
BarnacleMajestic3123@reddit
Found the woman
atomkicke@reddit
I found some sources but its not that much 14.8% of males 12.4% of females https://aella.substack.com/p/the-great-bestiality-infodump Or “Three studies published between 1948 and 1974 found an average of 6.5 percent of men and 2.8 percent of women self-reported at least one sexual encounter with an animal.6,–,8”
https://jaapl.org/content/early/2019/05/16/JAAPL.003836-19
So I mean its a difference of like 3-4 percent which tbf is like between 10-100% more men than women, but these are very varying.
_Ryth@reddit
now do the study but exclude a specific demographic from the male category
sofaking181@reddit
insert Smiling Friends "you know who I mean" scene
But fr though what demographic?
Kiwi-Slayer@reddit
Welsh
Im_Antag@reddit
Browns
KitchenAd5997@reddit
blaks
white-male404@reddit
Exactly my thoughts lmao
Fishsticksh@reddit
Those numbers are way higher than i though
FrouFrouLastWords@reddit
There's no way anything over a couple percentages of the population (of, you know, developed countries at least) have canonically boinked an animal. No fucking way. I don't believe that for a second.
atomkicke@reddit
The first study i believe was self reported interest. The second study was sexual encounter
FrouFrouLastWords@reddit
Ok, that makes much more sense.
Uniquely-Bee@reddit
Ok, now find a stat for dogs exclusively, because we all know the male numbers for zoophilia are inflated by goats, sheep and cows
sad_and_stupid@reddit
Yup exactly
Reaper-Leviathan@reddit
Cope
SpaceBug176@reddit
The source is that I made it the fuck up!
Uniquely-Bee@reddit
At the first I wanted to comment that dog has fucked up 180 legs, but then I realized
Comfortablymoist1@reddit
Anon fapped to the story later.
unfuckableghost@reddit
I looked up my ex from high school. found out she'd been run out of several furry communities because people found out she was having sex with real dogs. and I just have to live with that knowledge now I guess
SleeplessInPlano@reddit
Ah, well, yep I’m done.
IdioticZacc@reddit
Every second post of 4chan is "white woman, dog, sex???" Im surprised this is where you'd be done lol
Malvastor@reddit
Which is funny given the number of anons who have admitted to their own experiments in puppy love.
MinecraftHolmes@reddit
The Dog Pill lol
sofaking181@reddit
Dogmaxxing
cumlord1231@reddit
Reminds me of 466759
sofaking181@reddit
Wat
thr33beggars@reddit
What, you’ve never thought about where the phrase “raw dogging” came from? Dogs are man’s best friend for a reason, and that reason is they are always willing to be a third.
sofaking181@reddit
Hehe "came from"
SpaceBug176@reddit
Stop talking 😭
Decent-Research2204@reddit
ikr lol...sadly his right.
SpaceBug176@reddit
His right? What about his left?
dordemartinovic@reddit
🐕💊
LoweJ@reddit
Just what I needed to finish
thermitethrowaway@reddit
So was the dog!
Ducokapi@reddit
Not fake, this is the type of shit 4chan users go through.
One_Dumb_Canadian@reddit
Type of shit 4chan users do*, look up ‘rookie the German shepherd 4chan’
Ducokapi@reddit
Nothing popped up
ihateeverything_lol@reddit
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2789316-greentext-stories
im sorry but i found it
AerieSurie@reddit
ngl I got a good chuckle out of that
HotChilliWithButter@reddit
Just casually reading about bestiality on Reddit
Alfred_Leonhart@reddit
I mean could’ve been worse. Could’ve been a horse. Or an ear of corn. Country girls make do after all.
SpaceBug176@reddit
Why knot?
TheGaslighter9000X@reddit
Been seeing a los of knot jokes. Im out if the loop. What does it mean?
WantonKerfuffle@reddit
Doggo dongs have a thick bulbous thingy near the base, called the knot. In this context, "knotting" means "getting fucked by a dog"
EquivalentSnap@reddit
How do you know that?
SpaceBug176@reddit
Wait I swear its not what you think it is! I just watch furry porn. You know, like a normal person.
EquivalentSnap@reddit
SpaceBug176@reddit
Nice cat.
This isn't related to the earlier conversation btw I just like its expression.
EquivalentSnap@reddit
You’re welcome 😸😸😽
Uniquely-Bee@reddit
You don't study the dicks of the animal kingdom in your free time?
EquivalentSnap@reddit
Ewww no
SpaceBug176@reddit
Oh that reminds me, cats have barbed wire on theirs. That's why the cats always scream in mating season.
bigcig@reddit
it's crazier than barbwire, more like a cactus with stubby needles.
EquivalentSnap@reddit
🫥🫥🫥
WantonKerfuffle@reddit
Comment sections like this one. I perpetuate the suffering by spreading the cursed knowledge.
TheGaslighter9000X@reddit
Someone take my eyes
SpaceBug176@reddit
You know what's gonna happen if you lose your ability to rationalize though, right?
Vitality_VZ@reddit
Based Knotter.
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saketho@reddit
I’m tempted to call you a racial slur
EveningEconomics8457@reddit
You don't even know his race
saketho@reddit
I’m tempted to call them all the racial slurs
RedSander_Br@reddit
Oh you are a racist? Name every racial slur.
saketho@reddit
List:
You’re welcome.
CerealKiller8@reddit
IanDerp26@reddit
are we for real? are we really sending office gifs and brooklyn 99 tumblr ass reaction images in the comments? of the greentext about a woman fucking a dog?
i know we're on Reddit but like. jesus fucking christ, guys.
CerealKiller8@reddit
Yep. Get over it.
RedSander_Br@reddit
Karpsten@reddit
Spray and Pray
Vetharest@reddit
Stupid humie >:(((((((
mofodius@reddit
doesn't matter, if you say it with enough malice they'll get the point
Am_i_banned_yet__@reddit
Not based because this is animal abuse. She shoulda just bought a dildo
Lunai5444@reddit
Fucking hell I know what this means
MedicalChallenge2755@reddit
I don't ☹️
Lunai5444@reddit
Dogs have a fat ball at the base of their cock called and when they mate they'll shove that thing in and stop moving (also rotate for some ungodly reason) and cum in their mate the ball is there so they don't disconnect while he empties himself, it's called knotting here ya go.
MedicalChallenge2755@reddit
Damn ☹️
saketho@reddit
Good. I hope you have a very good life :)
Vitality_VZ@reddit
She's an astronaut riding that red rocket.
SipoteQuixote@reddit
Lunai5444@reddit
Dogs have a fat ball at the base of their cock called and when they mate they'll shove that thing in and stop moving (also rotate for some ungodly reason) and cum in their mate the ball is there so they don't disconnect while he empties himself, it's called knotting here ya go.
SipoteQuixote@reddit
Right, I just thought there was a specific context i missed lol like a Whitney Wisconsin deal.
Aathos_YT@reddit
Beastiality
SipoteQuixote@reddit
Das it? I thought it was a specific kind
Aathos_YT@reddit
"Red rocket" is a term used to refer to the canine penis because when it's erect, it kind of resembles a red rocket
WoolooOfWallStreet@reddit
Astro-knot
C-Bal@reddit
Fuuuuuck that's good
MinecraftHolmes@reddit
i feel like those crazyass dildos would be much cheaper if they actually were super popular, instead of being like half a grand for several dollars of plastic
WoolooOfWallStreet@reddit
We got ourselves a knotter
RattyCyanide@reddit
StandardN02b@reddit
Fucking hell, I just opened the app!
Alexzander1001@reddit
Bro…..
MystifyingEntity@reddit
today is not a great day to have eyes, or an imagination
TeaLwist@reddit
Fake and...dog?
hornwalker@reddit
Hang on, are we talking Shitzu or Doberman?
ChangingMonkfish@reddit
https://i.redd.it/n6ozbxt4b8tg1.gif
MothWaifu1711@reddit
“White woman has been here”
warsaw504@reddit
God dammit
FMC_Speed@reddit
Sometimes uhhh you just know
baddieslovebadideas@reddit
anon is projecting his own issues onto women again
baddieslovebadideas@reddit
anon is projecting his own issues onto women again
GargamelLeNoir@reddit
Incels' obssession with that women have sex with dogs theory is really weird, even by their abysmal standards.
Limp-Temperature1783@reddit
Unfortunately, it happens. And it's not just women.
GargamelLeNoir@reddit
Yes bestiality is a documented perversion. But it's vanishingly rare. Incels believe that one of the reasons women don't them is that they are fucking their dogs in vast numbers. It's insane really.
Limp-Temperature1783@reddit
Yeah, it is pretty unlikely to happen. I don't really know what incels believe in, it's kind of a meme at this point. I've known people with various kinks and bestiality wasn't the least common thing I've heard about and it's more frequent than a lot of less extreme things. I think it is prevalent amongst people who are having trouble connecting to others.
StuntHacks@reddit
Insane is a good word for it.
ZachF8119@reddit
Flashbacks of the off brand Whitney Wisconsin trying to be a social media person. At least I think that’s what she wanted to do.
One_Dumb_Canadian@reddit
Fake: anon never went on a date with a girl, virgin or not
Gay: anon went on a date with that guy from the “Rookie The German Shepard” greentext
SwagMaster-General@reddit
rednachos227@reddit
Honestly, this would be more favorable to me than someone who sleeps around with regular men, so I wouldn’t mind
myroosterprettyfunny@reddit
------------------@reddit
Does that even really count tho
thewanderingchilean@reddit
Jesus
amethyst_deceiver36@reddit
the part that fucks with me the most is not that she did it but that she told him. you could not waterboard this information out of me
Capable-Jacket4693@reddit
Fake and gay
Fake: anon has never spoken to a human girl Gay: anon got fucked by a dog.
SmoothPimp85@reddit
Clerks, sex with three different guys, just sucked 37 different guys' dicks.
4chan remake.
Th3_g4m3r_m4st3r@reddit
liggamadig@reddit
(wo)man's best friend with benefits
Sierra-117-@reddit
It’s terrifying how common this is. People don’t realize how common bestiality is. Iirc it’s like 1/25 have done it, and 1/15 have a fetish for it. Don’t quote me though.
SonTyp_OhneNamen@reddit
„It’s terrifying how common this is.“ - Sierra-117-
Scottish_Whiskey@reddit
What halo game did I miss??
Jesper537@reddit
That's a nice argument Mr, how about you back it up with a source?
Sierra-117-@reddit
There’s varying studies. Some place it around 2%, others closer to 5-8% (it varies based on gender). But I see most average out to about 3-5% (this just means the person has done it once before to some extent, even if they don’t do it often).
It also massively varies based on rural vs urban, educated vs non educated, cultural backgrounds, time period, age, geography, etc.
Wikipedia is a good place to start, as always. There’s some good sources cited within it.
But TLDR: it’s much more common than you think it is. Hence why it’s terrifying.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoophilia
Thedinomage@reddit
In her case, personal experience
thatscucktastic@reddit
Take the 🐶💊
Trazors@reddit
Sethleoric@reddit
Please be fake and gay, i freaking hate animal abusers.
inTsukiShinmatsu@reddit
Furry irl
frutih@reddit
yeah, its my fault for having eyes
Haru1st@reddit
Kinda weird she’d be upfront about it
Nonexistent_Purpose@reddit
Many such cases
_Volatile_@reddit
W*men ☕
caughtyoulookinn@reddit
Sounds like a ruff time
Marchus80@reddit
https://i.redd.it/0rpmjfe7n4tg1.gif
tonguepuncher88@reddit
This is why we stay away from white women.
Phazon2000@reddit
They're also the worst lays.
star_cannon7k@reddit
I missed the timeline where Lay's was making white women.
Vlisa@reddit
There used to be a subreddit for this way back.
CarlosimoDangerosimo@reddit
What da dog doin'?
WantonKerfuffle@reddit
This girl, apparently
MemeMan_Dan@reddit
Fuckin’ our girlfriends apparently 🤷
DeadNomophobian@reddit
Even before us!
TheApaullo@reddit
Yeah it’s time for bed, bye guys
PushPullLego@reddit
☕
crimsonpowder@reddit
suddenly "what's up dawg" hits different
SonTyp_OhneNamen@reddit
Uhm.
sanecomputing@reddit
you know what, ill fucking kms instead
arbiter12@reddit
Inconspicuous_Shart@reddit
wine_coconut@reddit
Puts a whole new perspective on what g-SPOT means
spacecate@reddit
Gav gav
saketho@reddit
Why are people so upset? There’s a simple solution to this
WarlordHelmsman@reddit
Knotters rise up
Le_Ebin_Rodditor@reddit
This might be real, might not. How this won’t radicalize you is beyond me.
Given the source, assume it’s fake and Jewish claws typed this.
Flodge100@reddit
Gn guys