The Prime Directive! Yes, that’s your answer for everything. Tattoo it on your forehead!

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j10359@reddit

Assimilation...? Say what you will about the tenets of Romulan Imperialism, at least it's an ethos.

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itzTHATgai@reddit

You don't go out seeking new worlds dressed like that, do you?

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lucasjackson87@reddit

Well, I do boldly go where no one has gone before sir, so if you don’t mind.

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pm_me_flowers_please@reddit

The Data minds. Or the Warf if you aren't hip to the whole cyborg thing.

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What the fuck are you talking about? The cyborg is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, "cyborg" is not the preferred nomenclature. Android, please.

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pm_me_flowers_please@reddit

Captain, this is not a guy who built the holodecks here.

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foxontherox@reddit

Cyborg? You mean Android? I mean, you know the guy?

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sorotomotor@reddit

I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a brave new world is explored in this fair galaxy, I have to obey the Prime Directive?

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Fish_Paste23@reddit

Started life as a holodeck glitch. Went out and achieved anyway.

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IDrankAllTheBooze@reddit

The Big L was everywhere, man! Here’s that fake, that fuckin’ goldbricker, in Blazing Saddles.

Tell ya something, dude: I’ve seen a lot of spinals, and this dude can walk. Never been more sure of anything in my life.

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Tasty-Application807@reddit

Get away from me, mister!

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HamsterTowel@reddit

Lebowski, his arms wide.

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RedPhule@reddit

Mr. Treehorn draws a lotta water in New Vertiform City.....you dont' draw shit, Lebowski

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Blifflebliff@reddit

Are you a DROID, sir?

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sorotomotor@reddit

If you Will Riker it, is is no dream.

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memoryisntram@reddit

Are you surprised by my emotions chip upgrade?

Strong androids also cry.

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KoA07@reddit

Data will fill you in on the details.

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lazerayfraser@reddit

You told Data on the communicator, he relayed it to me

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Entire_Log_4160@reddit

Yes? Yes?

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UltraReluctantLurker@reddit

Habla usted Klingon?

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MechanicalTurkish@reddit

You mix a hell of a root beer, Quark

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lazerayfraser@reddit

Where’s the dilithium crystals dude?

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Diaper_Donnie_Sux@reddit

Where's the dilution crystals, Shithead!!??!!

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LoggerRhythms@reddit

What makes a man, Commander Data?

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j10359@reddit

Geordi: What do you need that for, Data?

Worf: Be SILENT, Geordi.

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romulusnr@reddit

You're like a child, who walked into the middle of a holodeck program...

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j10359@reddit

The Romulan in the grey pajamas...[swigs prune juice]

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beefboloney@reddit

Are you surprised at my bright pink Klingon blood, sir?

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MonkeyDick420@reddit

Well, that and a pair of Microchips

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JBP_85@reddit

An anatomically correct penis?

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No_Brain_5164@reddit

The In-N-Out Burger near Risa.

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j10359@reddit

I am the space baby.

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LordSloth666@reddit

He fixes the food replecator?

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romulusnr@reddit

They made a kind of -- ugh -- popular Talarian music

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downtune79@reddit

The story is ludicrous

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GJKLSGUI89@reddit

Vertiform City, near the In-and-Out Burger.

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romulusnr@reddit

Those are good raktajinos, Walter

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Mwisnefske@reddit

The In-and-Out Burger is on Q’o’noS, Worf.

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GJKLSGUI89@reddit

Those are good burgers, O'Brien.

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kinkyslc1@reddit

Condolences!

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AdOdd4618@reddit

The Klingons always lose!

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2wheelsThx@reddit

I got a klingon so bad on my ass I can't even siddown. But you know me. I can't complain

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romulusnr@reddit

You mean kahless?

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useless_modern_god@reddit

I am the war lust

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Own-Contribution-478@reddit

Your revolution is over, Mr. Worf! Condolences! House of Mogh lost!

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The_ZombyWoof@reddit

The old man said I could take any Bat'leth in the house.

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KoA07@reddit

Like I said, Kahless peed on my rug

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romulusnr@reddit

The crabheadman is not the issue here.

Also, Dude, crabheadman is not the preferred terminology. Qonosian, please.

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sci-fi-rec@reddit

He discommodated on your fucking rug

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ChinaCatProphet@reddit

Is this...wait... what house is this?

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sci-fi-rec@reddit

He discommodated on your fucking rug

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BettyWhiteOverdrive@reddit

Your exploration is over, Enterprise! Condolences!

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NotYerBoyBlue@reddit

But I'll tell you what, after seeing Los Angeles and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess l've seen something every bit as stupefying as you can see in any of those other places, and in English, too.

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Krispykid54@reddit

The Borg is not the issue here dude.

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itzTHATgai@reddit

Dude, that is NOT the preferred nomenclature. Please, 'Assimilated American'.

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alexanderseven@reddit

Did I urinate on your holodeck?

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JoeInOR@reddit

Hello? Habla usted Klingon?

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lazerayfraser@reddit

It really tied the holographic room together

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Karn_Evil_Noin@reddit

I’ve seen a lot of spinal, Dude and this guys a fake, a fucking golf-pressed latinumbricker. Captain Pike fucking walks. I’ve never been more certain of anything in my life.”

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sci-fi-rec@reddit

Beep

STFU Christopher

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The bums lost !

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