Swole Pizza

Dough

3 ramen noodles packs (I used only 1.5 packs of seasoning, chicken works great but so does chili or Texas beef)

1 sleeve of ritz crackers (ramen will give you more malleability and thinner dough potential for other similar dishes like logs or burritos, thicker dough works good for pizzas though.

Cheese

-Fritos jalapeño cheddar dip is okay for a base but that cornstarch taste is strong so I like to add

-some pickled jalapeño juice or regular pickle juice if you don’t have those

-2 slices of American cheese

Melt it all together, some people add sweetener but I just used some bread and butter pickle juice for that

Toppings

-1 chicken patty, cubed (I usually use homemade tuna salad but this was the only protein had and didn’t wanna use sardines. Mackerel is okay though.)

-1/4 of a summer sausage, cubed

-about 7 bread and butter pickle slices cubed (spicy pickle is great too)

-some crushed chips of your choosing. I did flamin hot bbq and habernero lime, but Cheerios are also fantastic

-a drizzle of ranch or mayo

- a couple splashes of hot sauce

Fed my girl and I for a couple days lol.

1 bag of cheddar sour cream chips