the dinner my ex made for me after i recovered from covid

Thank you! Personally, I was on submarines and because we have a smaller crew, the food was actually pretty good. Our cooks were all sous chef, pastry chef, and bakers before joining the navy so they could make some AMAZING food given what they had available to them

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BaconSoul@reddit

That and the military learned very quickly that morale is a major factor on submarines and food is a major factor in morale.

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SalvationSycamore@reddit

Fuckin love beenie weenies, the only food I miss from school days

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Xsomeguy-somewhereX@reddit

They’re awesome at a bbq with baked beans and Polish sausages or bratwurst.

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-Glittering-Soul-@reddit

The farts keep you warm

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redditsuckspokey1@reddit

Not just any weiner. Buffalo!

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Wyndrix@reddit

Penis Beans

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The_Poster_Nutbag@reddit

Beanis

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Winter-Classroom455@reddit

This is clearly Wiener and Beans? How can you make that mistake?

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Same-Suggestion-1936@reddit

That's franks and tooters bro what are you talking about

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The_Poster_Nutbag@reddit

Frank* and tooter

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Far_Pitch_2960@reddit

Im thinking theres a secret message here..

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cabo169@reddit

Beans and a microwaved weenie. Bro couldn’t even cook it correctly.

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Several_Temporary339@reddit

Frijoles con pito

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Xfuck1tX@reddit

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DrScampi@reddit

Beanie Weenies

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JDBerezansky@reddit

This was pretty cool and a lot funnier than it has any right to be.

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TTV_SgtScoots@reddit

You're lucky he made you anything, you're so ungrateful. He's lucky he's single now. Win-Win situation for him in my eyes.

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qamadala@reddit (OP)

hey man i can send you his IG if you wanna date him urself! 😆

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Defiant_Chemistry962@reddit

There’s a schlong in your beans btw

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BuddhaGrows@reddit

Maybe you will get lucky and get covid again.

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TheRealRealTabby@reddit

I've seen worse...

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ThankuConan@reddit

Sick food designed not to drain out of your post-covid backside like stinging water. All that's missing is buttered toast.

You have no idea how much this man adored you.

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NarrowAwareness3120@reddit

I should text him again 😔

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Majestic-Lie2690@reddit

Beans and weenies where a staple for me

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ratzanal@reddit

Your ex gave you dih and beans they must’ve hated you.

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MishmoshMishmosh@reddit

wtf is that??

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Dizzy-Crew3456@reddit

That looks like an actual wiener though, and not a hotdog 😂

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Virtual-Damage1221@reddit

Is he british?

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Forward_Brick_8695@reddit

r/shitfromabutt

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Iriejelly@reddit

Franks n beans!!!! 🫘 Yum!!

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GodBlessAmerica776@reddit

Least British dinner

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nogardleirie@reddit

The hole in the sausage casing is really the icing on the cake

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Responsible_Page1108@reddit

bro both ends are staring at me some typa way 😭

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Oregonhastrees@reddit

What? No one else nibbles the tip to suck out the hot meat juice?

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turquoise_amethyst@reddit

I think there’s uh… a few subs for that 🤫

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JaysonTatecum@reddit

Can confirm, for no specific reason at all

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redditsuckspokey1@reddit

Pls unconfirm

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Anubis-Hound@reddit

Oh my gosh I actually gagged picturing this

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phoebestars69@reddit

You beed to breathe through your nose and relax, you got this girlypop! 😌

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Intelligent-Run-2437@reddit

Not to mention the foreskin on the other end.

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wowokilltrythis@reddit

Had to recheck image

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Ya-Dikobraz@reddit

You know all sausages have two holes? Especially the real ones.

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qamadala@reddit (OP)

LMAO

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NewPresWhoDis@reddit

NGL, I did a double take

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airport-cinnabon@reddit

Look like a chancer :(

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Head-Preference-6919@reddit

right? I’ve never seen such a dry sausage

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plutosaurus@reddit

i'd eat that 100%

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newaccounthomie@reddit

OP probably did too

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qamadala@reddit (OP)

i actually had no idea how to eat it

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LastCupcake2442@reddit

I would also be annoyed if I was sick and someone handed me a tiny bowl with a giant sausage dripping in bean juice. Please don't make me think about the logistics of food when I'm ill.

Treat me like a baby bird and make that sausage bite size please.

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MrJigglyBrown@reddit

You should politely tell them this when they hand the dish to you. Not 6 years later on Reddit

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mods_diddle_kids@reddit

Assuming he ended things when he realized you were a child?

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qamadala@reddit (OP)

no me big strong woman 💪

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mods_diddle_kids@reddit

🗿

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gibbonsons@reddit

You've never had a cup of beans? Ay, you're in for a treat. You can use the sausage for to scoop the beans with.

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qamadala@reddit (OP)

i loved the beans

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JoeLunchpail@reddit

Nothing better than finding a savory 99 reference in the wild.

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PurchaseTight3150@reddit

Yes you do, don’t lie.

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qamadala@reddit (OP)

well he gave me a spoon so i was lost

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rationalsarcasm@reddit

Are you under the age of 2?

Because any reasonable adult could figure it out...

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pinkpopcornproblems@reddit

This is a valid reason to breakup.

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IamNotFatIamChubby@reddit

He should have sliced that sausage and cook with the beans

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sik_cvnt@reddit

Chop it up with some kitchen scissors and you're good to go

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Snoo_67993@reddit

You've never had a cup of beans?

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everest1111@reddit

Shouldn’t have recovered

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largetreat@reddit

Someone was glad to see you 😉

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HerMajestysButthole2@reddit

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HerMajestysButthole2@reddit

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Some_Peace4277@reddit

How'd you get the beans above the frank?!

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Elbarto_007@reddit

As ordered, one cup of beans. And I've put a sausage in and all. So, it's a Michael specia

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Leather_Newspaper937@reddit

Oh dear, I thought that was chicken leg and it was like raw and thought he was thinking “ if covid didn’t kill her, this will”

But still Sam thought if that is a hot dog?? Why does it look so weird 😭

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Fragrant_Ganache_108@reddit

He definitely put himself into it

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AUGUST-AGMINE@reddit

Damn peto con frijoles is wild as your first meal back from almost dying.

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haikusbot@reddit

Damn peto con frijoles

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SilverKnightOfMagic@reddit

well he made you food which is better than 88% of the stories here

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fitgirl015@reddit

Fr I guess we’re the minority here. It seems like a nice gesture, they’re probably not good at cooking but they tried to make something and that’s sweet

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SilverKnightOfMagic@reddit

and ppl probably should be eating more beans for the fiber. but I'm sure OP and their ex broke up for other reasons ha

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Glados1080@reddit

People should eat beans because beans

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Future_Cake@reddit

/r/BeansInThings

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xenzor@reddit

Small chance if they are the partner they had covid too. I know when I've had it even making a meal felt like a huge effort. They might have struggled to make the above meal.

Yeah it's not great but maybe they too had been sick and couldn't go to the shop and this was the option.

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CumishaJones@reddit

Doesn’t everyone like donkey P*nis in been soup ? Geez …

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Congregator@reddit

Send it to me

I’d do it

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style-addict@reddit

Is this recent? Covid still exists? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

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Oneriwien@reddit

People are still dying to it weekly in the hundreds.

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qamadala@reddit (OP)

nah this was in 2021 lol

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rationalsarcasm@reddit

I think it's time for you to let go...

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qamadala@reddit (OP)

i’m actually in a super happy relationship today!! i just thought this dish was funny and wanted to share. shout out my ex for cooking tho

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style-addict@reddit

NGL I sometimes eat this exact meal too but I slice up the sausage and cook it properly 🤭

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Queensnobles@reddit

r/UKfood

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ChewbaccaOnFries@reddit

Looks uncircumcised.

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Sargash@reddit

This is just food.
That said, I don't blame you haha.

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IntravenusDeMilo@reddit

That’s a fucking cassoulet!

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HemaMemes@reddit

Beans and sausage is normal enough, but WHY does the sausage have a meatus??

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Sad-Mud8681@reddit

Why’s it looking at me?

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ZombieDraco@reddit

Made you boiled dick

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thelittlegnome@reddit

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jspecial1979@reddit

Came here for this 😂

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JD1ZZLE85@reddit

nothing like a big ol horse cock in a bowl o beans

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Sactown2005@reddit

Franks and beans

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Time-Hunter-6841@reddit

You left him? He made you food and you left him? lol sounds like he dodged a bullet

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qamadala@reddit (OP)

one time he shared nudes of me with his friends without my consent so not only did he cook me food but he committed a crime haha but yeah at the end of the day i’m the problem

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Time-Hunter-6841@reddit

Well then I guess posting the food and mentioning you left him in the same post is kinda misleading

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qamadala@reddit (OP)

the only thing misleading was his love for me ❤️‍🩹

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amberrome@reddit

Was he hinting at something?

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DustAfter@reddit

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Puzzleheaded_Key_650@reddit

Pause

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Ragebaiterlmao@reddit

You left a good man and will regret it for the rest of your life.

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qamadala@reddit (OP)

no regrets bby

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Ragebaiterlmao@reddit

You're right. You made the right decision

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Traditional_Virus355@reddit

Im so sorry! I just saw keywords "ex made for me" and I thought the sausage looked like an infected urethra..

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Lem0n_Lem0n@reddit

Missing some good bread.. I would have left him too for it

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coolsilentebeans@reddit

😂😂😂 sorry 😂😂😂

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lunacustos@reddit

Whose dick is that

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Entire_Implement_576@reddit

Well it’s a lot more thought that I would expect from an ex

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MaximumPurpleSupreme@reddit

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Odd-Swan-5711@reddit

Hope you called the police

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Piccadil_io@reddit

Foot

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qamadala@reddit (OP)

you’re welcome

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Piccadil_io@reddit

No

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okodysseus@reddit

That looks yummy ngl my German ass loves a sausage

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Spiritual-Rip-6248@reddit

I'd rather have the covid.

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Simple-Okra-4826@reddit

Is that a finger?

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Mc--Spicy@reddit

I honestly still don’t know what the hell it is.

I thought it was a big ass decapitated toe at first but everyone is saying sausage but i’ve never seen a sausage that fucking looks like that??

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BellStriking5132@reddit

Are you eating his penis?

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Proud-Leave3602@reddit

Friend, I’m so glad he’s your ex.

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redditrnumber1@reddit

What is it

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qamadala@reddit (OP)

it was the caroline smoked hot sausage

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Kaylamarie92@reddit

Yall didn’t grow up eating beanie weenies? This looks pretty good to me.

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qamadala@reddit (OP)

i actually luv frank and beans i make it with white rice too. my ex just was too lazy to cut it up lol

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Ilikereefer@reddit

Is that hole where it pees from?

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Alsweets0609@reddit

Umm yeah, hello…….Beans?

Have you met Frank yet? 😂

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adudeguyman@reddit

This reminds me that I need to go clean the dog shit out of my backyard

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squidwardsir@reddit

what even is that phallic substance

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coopertucker@reddit

That's Love.

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AntiqueCandidate7995@reddit

I should call him...

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makeup_mutt@reddit

r/mildlypenis

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1MechanicalAlligator@reddit

How many of you are British?

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littlebugonreddit@reddit

Beans shouldn't be that soupy, but otherwise, id eat this

Grandma used to make it all the time for me and called it "beanie weenies". She'd add in bacon and onion like classic baked beans and bam, so damn good

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Intelligent-Run-2437@reddit

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skyline21rsn@reddit

howd the hell you get the beans above the frank!

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Intelligent-Run-2437@reddit

FRANKS AND BEANS! FRANKS AND BEANS!

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rationalsarcasm@reddit

WE GOT A BLEEDER

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Dingbat_17@reddit

What is the issue with this? Looks delicious.

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Architect17@reddit

They really said "eat a dick"

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sweet_juicypeachh21@reddit

I should call him

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Specific_Praline_362@reddit

I'd smash this tho lol

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rsadek@reddit

Is this a small bowl or a huge sausage?

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Homestuckstolemysoul@reddit

Wow I can't believe he cut it off and cooked it for you

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rakondo@reddit

Is that why they're the ex now?

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qamadala@reddit (OP)

this was actually a minor reason. i think this dish made me realize how little effort he would put into anything he did for me lol

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Single_Story603@reddit

Beans and sausage? What do you usually make for you to find this bad? I personally think it's fine but I don't got that refined palette like you guys.

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redrocket0033@reddit

It wouldn't be strange if the sausage was cut up into bite sized pieces

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Same-Suggestion-1936@reddit

It's the preferred method I thought because you should eat beans with a spoon but a whole sausage you need to eat with a fork. You're not gonna get the proper beans to weenies ratio if it's not cut up

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CloudMerlin@reddit

That was nice of her to remind you of how little you mean to her in meal form.

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qamadala@reddit (OP)

him* haha

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XeroTerragoth@reddit

I feel like she's mad you haven't done your boyfriendly duties since y'all split up j/k lol

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qamadala@reddit (OP)

i’m a girl haha this was from my ex bf

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Alarmed-Constant3862@reddit

Cowboy dinner , this should shit would be so good after rustlin cattle

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Same-Suggestion-1936@reddit

Dude and people make fun of beans on toast but this is absolute cowboy dinner with some good bread, all the cowboys had was hardtack. Toast is fine, biscuits preferred, full on beautiful meal especially when recovering from illness.

The sausage might upset my stomach (I've been sick since Monday but I also puked and I've never had that with COVID) but other than that good solid hearty sick food. Plus if you can't stomach it right now just reheat it later, will taste the exact same

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WebFantastic9076@reddit

Everything reminds me of him…

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w6750@reddit

Stole the words right out of my mouth lol

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roarrshock@reddit

Bout to say this'n making me feel all tingly

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aracnerual@reddit

Blistered dice and beans is stuck in my mind now wtf 😭

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DarthLily@reddit

Hey I had the same dish last year and even posted it
I'ts not that bad, I swear!

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Inevitable-Salary-23@reddit

Im scared

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Next-Drink8593@reddit

I eat beanie weenies like, once a week still… but NOT with that sausage. It’s got a weird hole in it… kinda scabby… you’re better off without her.

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whirlydad@reddit

Frank and Beans!

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robaroo@reddit

frank and beans frank and beans

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thesweetestberry@reddit

I had to scroll too far to find this.

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yearningforsomeone@reddit

“The Covid didn’t kill her, I should make her something that will do the job!” Out pops this dish, my gosh it looks abominable. I’m so sorry this happened to you.

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PricklyPear85@reddit

Bro that looked like a finger at first

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Jazzlike_News64@reddit

If you’re gonna make beans and franks, then the frank has to be cut up into slices😭 otherwise it looks gross

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Justin_milo@reddit

Agreed. What’s the idea about how to eat this? Slice it up damnit.

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regeya@reddit

Ugh. One of the times I got COVID-19, it didn't really affect my appetite but it did affect my sense of smell. I had just bought bratwurst and several meals were brats. Tasted okay but damn near everything I cooked, smelled like burning death. The meat was fine, mind you, it was my nose because ALL food smelled like burning death.

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