the dinner my ex made for me after i recovered from covid
Posted by qamadala@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 217 comments
yes i left him
Posted by qamadala@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 217 comments
yes i left him
Strange-Knowledge713@reddit
You broke up with him because of this right?
qamadala@reddit (OP)
no i broke up with him a year later because he was secretly sending our spicy photos and videos to his friends š«„
Strange-Knowledge713@reddit
The absolute audacity of him. You should have had him institutionalized!!
joppyb1399@reddit
Beans and wiener.
bitchlyy@reddit
Lmao these 3 words made me giggle pretty hard, thanks for the laugh ig
djrocky_roads@reddit
Beanies and weenies are a US Navy staple food at midrats (midnight rations)
frankenlungs@reddit
Checks out
choodessnyy@reddit
also a staple dinner for the poor white midwestern child (usa)
thank you for your service 𤮠i have heard food in the navy can be very bad
djrocky_roads@reddit
Thank you! Personally, I was on submarines and because we have a smaller crew, the food was actually pretty good. Our cooks were all sous chef, pastry chef, and bakers before joining the navy so they could make some AMAZING food given what they had available to them
BaconSoul@reddit
That and the military learned very quickly that morale is a major factor on submarines and food is a major factor in morale.
SalvationSycamore@reddit
Fuckin love beenie weenies, the only food I miss from school days
Xsomeguy-somewhereX@reddit
Theyāre awesome at a bbq with baked beans and Polish sausages or bratwurst.
-Glittering-Soul-@reddit
The farts keep you warm
redditsuckspokey1@reddit
Not just any weiner. Buffalo!
Wyndrix@reddit
Penis Beans
The_Poster_Nutbag@reddit
Beanis
Winter-Classroom455@reddit
This is clearly Wiener and Beans? How can you make that mistake?
Same-Suggestion-1936@reddit
That's franks and tooters bro what are you talking about
The_Poster_Nutbag@reddit
Frank* and tooter
Far_Pitch_2960@reddit
Im thinking theres a secret message here..
cabo169@reddit
Beans and a microwaved weenie. Bro couldnāt even cook it correctly.
Several_Temporary339@reddit
Frijoles con pito
Xfuck1tX@reddit
DrScampi@reddit
Beanie Weenies
JDBerezansky@reddit
This was pretty cool and a lot funnier than it has any right to be.
TTV_SgtScoots@reddit
You're lucky he made you anything, you're so ungrateful. He's lucky he's single now. Win-Win situation for him in my eyes.Ā
qamadala@reddit (OP)
hey man i can send you his IG if you wanna date him urself! š
Defiant_Chemistry962@reddit
Thereās a schlong in your beans btw
BuddhaGrows@reddit
Maybe you will get lucky and get covid again.
TheRealRealTabby@reddit
I've seen worse...
ThankuConan@reddit
Sick food designed not to drain out of your post-covid backside like stinging water. All that's missing is buttered toast.
You have no idea how much this man adored you.
NarrowAwareness3120@reddit
I should text him again š
Majestic-Lie2690@reddit
Beans and weenies where a staple for me
ratzanal@reddit
Your ex gave you dih and beans they mustāve hated you.
MishmoshMishmosh@reddit
wtf is that??
Dizzy-Crew3456@reddit
That looks like an actual wiener though, and not a hotdog š
Virtual-Damage1221@reddit
Is he british?
Forward_Brick_8695@reddit
r/shitfromabutt
Iriejelly@reddit
Franks n beans!!!! š« Yum!!
GodBlessAmerica776@reddit
Least British dinner
nogardleirie@reddit
The hole in the sausage casing is really the icing on the cake
Responsible_Page1108@reddit
bro both ends are staring at me some typa way š
Oregonhastrees@reddit
What? No one else nibbles the tip to suck out the hot meat juice?
turquoise_amethyst@reddit
I think thereās uh⦠a few subs for that š¤«
JaysonTatecum@reddit
Can confirm, for no specific reason at all
redditsuckspokey1@reddit
Pls unconfirm
Anubis-Hound@reddit
Oh my gosh I actually gagged picturing this
phoebestars69@reddit
You beed to breathe through your nose and relax, you got this girlypop! š
Intelligent-Run-2437@reddit
Not to mention the foreskin on the other end.
wowokilltrythis@reddit
Had to recheck image
Ya-Dikobraz@reddit
You know all sausages have two holes? Especially the real ones.
qamadala@reddit (OP)
LMAO
NewPresWhoDis@reddit
NGL, I did a double take
airport-cinnabon@reddit
Look like a chancer :(
Head-Preference-6919@reddit
right? Iāve never seen such a dry sausage
plutosaurus@reddit
i'd eat that 100%
newaccounthomie@reddit
OP probably did too
qamadala@reddit (OP)
i actually had no idea how to eat it
LastCupcake2442@reddit
I would also be annoyed if I was sick and someone handed me a tiny bowl with a giant sausage dripping in bean juice. Please don't make me think about the logistics of food when I'm ill.
Treat me like a baby bird and make that sausage bite size please.
MrJigglyBrown@reddit
You should politely tell them this when they hand the dish to you. Not 6 years later on Reddit
mods_diddle_kids@reddit
Assuming he ended things when he realized you were a child?
qamadala@reddit (OP)
no me big strong woman šŖ
mods_diddle_kids@reddit
šæ
gibbonsons@reddit
You've never had a cup of beans? Ay, you're in for a treat. You can use the sausage for to scoop the beans with.
qamadala@reddit (OP)
i loved the beans
JoeLunchpail@reddit
Nothing better than finding a savory 99 reference in the wild.
PurchaseTight3150@reddit
Yes you do, donāt lie.
qamadala@reddit (OP)
well he gave me a spoon so i was lost
rationalsarcasm@reddit
Are you under the age of 2?
Because any reasonable adult could figure it out...
pinkpopcornproblems@reddit
This is a valid reason to breakup.
IamNotFatIamChubby@reddit
He should have sliced that sausage and cook with the beans
sik_cvnt@reddit
Chop it up with some kitchen scissors and you're good to go
Snoo_67993@reddit
You've never had a cup of beans?
everest1111@reddit
Shouldnāt have recovered
largetreat@reddit
Someone was glad to see you š
HerMajestysButthole2@reddit
HerMajestysButthole2@reddit
Some_Peace4277@reddit
How'd you get the beans above the frank?!
Elbarto_007@reddit
As ordered, one cup of beans. And I've put a sausage in and all. So, it's a Michael specia
Leather_Newspaper937@reddit
Oh dear, I thought that was chicken leg and it was like raw and thought he was thinking ā if covid didnāt kill her, this willā
But still Sam thought if that is a hot dog?? Why does it look so weird š
Fragrant_Ganache_108@reddit
He definitely put himself into it
AUGUST-AGMINE@reddit
Damn peto con frijoles is wild as your first meal back from almost dying.
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SilverKnightOfMagic@reddit
well he made you food which is better than 88% of the stories here
fitgirl015@reddit
Fr I guess weāre the minority here. It seems like a nice gesture, theyāre probably not good at cooking but they tried to make something and thatās sweet
SilverKnightOfMagic@reddit
and ppl probably should be eating more beans for the fiber. but I'm sure OP and their ex broke up for other reasons ha
Glados1080@reddit
People should eat beans because beans
Future_Cake@reddit
/r/BeansInThings
xenzor@reddit
Small chance if they are the partner they had covid too. I know when I've had it even making a meal felt like a huge effort. They might have struggled to make the above meal.
Yeah it's not great but maybe they too had been sick and couldn't go to the shop and this was the option.
CumishaJones@reddit
Doesnāt everyone like donkey P*nis in been soup ? Geez ā¦
Congregator@reddit
Send it to me
Iād do it
style-addict@reddit
Is this recent? Covid still exists? š¤š¤š¤š¤
Oneriwien@reddit
People are still dying to it weekly in the hundreds.
qamadala@reddit (OP)
nah this was in 2021 lol
rationalsarcasm@reddit
I think it's time for you to let go...
qamadala@reddit (OP)
iām actually in a super happy relationship today!! i just thought this dish was funny and wanted to share. shout out my ex for cooking tho
style-addict@reddit
NGL I sometimes eat this exact meal too but I slice up the sausage and cook it properly š¤
Queensnobles@reddit
r/UKfood
ChewbaccaOnFries@reddit
Looks uncircumcised.
Sargash@reddit
This is just food.
That said, I don't blame you haha.
IntravenusDeMilo@reddit
Thatās a fucking cassoulet!
HemaMemes@reddit
Beans and sausage is normal enough, but WHY does the sausage have a meatus??
Sad-Mud8681@reddit
Whyās it looking at me?
ZombieDraco@reddit
Made you boiled dick
thelittlegnome@reddit
jspecial1979@reddit
Came here for this š
JD1ZZLE85@reddit
nothing like a big ol horse cock in a bowl o beans
Sactown2005@reddit
Franks and beans
Time-Hunter-6841@reddit
You left him? He made you food and you left him? lol sounds like he dodged a bullet
qamadala@reddit (OP)
one time he shared nudes of me with his friends without my consent so not only did he cook me food but he committed a crime haha but yeah at the end of the day iām the problem
Time-Hunter-6841@reddit
Well then I guess posting the food and mentioning you left him in the same post is kinda misleading
qamadala@reddit (OP)
the only thing misleading was his love for me ā¤ļøāš©¹
amberrome@reddit
Was he hinting at something?
DustAfter@reddit
Puzzleheaded_Key_650@reddit
Pause
Ragebaiterlmao@reddit
You left a good man and will regret it for the rest of your life.
qamadala@reddit (OP)
no regrets bby
Ragebaiterlmao@reddit
You're right. You made the right decision
Traditional_Virus355@reddit
Im so sorry! I just saw keywords "ex made for me" and I thought the sausage looked like an infected urethra..
Lem0n_Lem0n@reddit
Missing some good bread.. I would have left him too for it
coolsilentebeans@reddit
ššš sorry ššš
lunacustos@reddit
Whose dick is that
Entire_Implement_576@reddit
Well itās a lot more thought that I would expect from an ex
MaximumPurpleSupreme@reddit
Odd-Swan-5711@reddit
Hope you called the police
Piccadil_io@reddit
Foot
qamadala@reddit (OP)
youāre welcome
Piccadil_io@reddit
No
okodysseus@reddit
That looks yummy ngl my German ass loves a sausage
Spiritual-Rip-6248@reddit
I'd rather have the covid.
Simple-Okra-4826@reddit
Is that a finger?
Mc--Spicy@reddit
I honestly still donāt know what the hell it is.
I thought it was a big ass decapitated toe at first but everyone is saying sausage but iāve never seen a sausage that fucking looks like that??
BellStriking5132@reddit
Are you eating his penis?
Proud-Leave3602@reddit
Friend, Iām so glad heās your ex.
redditrnumber1@reddit
What is it
qamadala@reddit (OP)
it was the caroline smoked hot sausage
Kaylamarie92@reddit
Yall didnāt grow up eating beanie weenies? This looks pretty good to me.
qamadala@reddit (OP)
i actually luv frank and beans i make it with white rice too. my ex just was too lazy to cut it up lol
Ilikereefer@reddit
Is that hole where it pees from?
Alsweets0609@reddit
Umm yeah, helloā¦ā¦.Beans?
Have you met Frank yet? š
adudeguyman@reddit
This reminds me that I need to go clean the dog shit out of my backyard
squidwardsir@reddit
what even is that phallic substance
coopertucker@reddit
That's Love.
AntiqueCandidate7995@reddit
I should call him...Ā
makeup_mutt@reddit
r/mildlypenis
1MechanicalAlligator@reddit
How many of you are British?
littlebugonreddit@reddit
Beans shouldn't be that soupy, but otherwise, id eat this
Grandma used to make it all the time for me and called it "beanie weenies". She'd add in bacon and onion like classic baked beans and bam, so damn good
Intelligent-Run-2437@reddit
skyline21rsn@reddit
howd the hell you get the beans above the frank!
Intelligent-Run-2437@reddit
FRANKS AND BEANS! FRANKS AND BEANS!
rationalsarcasm@reddit
WE GOT A BLEEDER
Dingbat_17@reddit
What is the issue with this? Looks delicious.
Architect17@reddit
They really said "eat a dick"
sweet_juicypeachh21@reddit
I should call him
Specific_Praline_362@reddit
I'd smash this tho lol
rsadek@reddit
Is this a small bowl or a huge sausage?
Homestuckstolemysoul@reddit
Wow I can't believe he cut it off and cooked it for you
rakondo@reddit
Is that why they're the ex now?
qamadala@reddit (OP)
this was actually a minor reason. i think this dish made me realize how little effort he would put into anything he did for me lol
Single_Story603@reddit
Beans and sausage? What do you usually make for you to find this bad? I personally think it's fine but I don't got that refined palette like you guys.
redrocket0033@reddit
It wouldn't be strange if the sausage was cut up into bite sized pieces
Same-Suggestion-1936@reddit
It's the preferred method I thought because you should eat beans with a spoon but a whole sausage you need to eat with a fork. You're not gonna get the proper beans to weenies ratio if it's not cut up
CloudMerlin@reddit
That was nice of her to remind you of how little you mean to her in meal form.
qamadala@reddit (OP)
him* haha
XeroTerragoth@reddit
I feel like she's mad you haven't done your boyfriendly duties since y'all split up j/k lol
qamadala@reddit (OP)
iām a girl haha this was from my ex bf
Alarmed-Constant3862@reddit
Cowboy dinner , this should shit would be so good after rustlin cattle
Same-Suggestion-1936@reddit
Dude and people make fun of beans on toast but this is absolute cowboy dinner with some good bread, all the cowboys had was hardtack. Toast is fine, biscuits preferred, full on beautiful meal especially when recovering from illness.
The sausage might upset my stomach (I've been sick since Monday but I also puked and I've never had that with COVID) but other than that good solid hearty sick food. Plus if you can't stomach it right now just reheat it later, will taste the exact same
WebFantastic9076@reddit
Everything reminds me of himā¦
w6750@reddit
Stole the words right out of my mouth lol
roarrshock@reddit
Bout to say this'n making me feel all tingly
aracnerual@reddit
Blistered dice and beans is stuck in my mind now wtf š
DarthLily@reddit
Hey I had the same dish last year and even posted it
I'ts not that bad, I swear!
Inevitable-Salary-23@reddit
Im scared
Next-Drink8593@reddit
I eat beanie weenies like, once a week still⦠but NOT with that sausage. Itās got a weird hole in it⦠kinda scabby⦠youāre better off without her.
whirlydad@reddit
Frank and Beans!
robaroo@reddit
frank and beans frank and beans
thesweetestberry@reddit
I had to scroll too far to find this.
yearningforsomeone@reddit
āThe Covid didnāt kill her, I should make her something that will do the job!ā Out pops this dish, my gosh it looks abominable. Iām so sorry this happened to you.
PricklyPear85@reddit
Bro that looked like a finger at first
Jazzlike_News64@reddit
If youāre gonna make beans and franks, then the frank has to be cut up into slicesš otherwise it looks gross
Justin_milo@reddit
Agreed. Whatās the idea about how to eat this? Slice it up damnit.
regeya@reddit
Ugh. One of the times I got COVID-19, it didn't really affect my appetite but it did affect my sense of smell. I had just bought bratwurst and several meals were brats. Tasted okay but damn near everything I cooked, smelled like burning death. The meat was fine, mind you, it was my nose because ALL food smelled like burning death.
krayonic@reddit
J_Bob24@reddit
beat me to it lol
RandyFunRuiner@reddit
Good for OP for getting out of a relationship with Ramsey. Hopefully with all their own pieces still in tact.
Aegeblomme_MinouKane@reddit
A finger ? š³
Ok-Fly-8711@reddit
theres a reason heās an ex š
SpeedBlitzX@reddit
Frank and beans
TheNewYellowZealot@reddit
Beanie wienie
Colourblindknight@reddit
Mmmm, dick & b e a n s
Less_Geologist_4004@reddit
They probably should have circumcised it first before serving.
Decent_Piece_8620@reddit
yo that dinner looks like a health hazard, no wonder you left š like, I get it, recovery food should be nice but this is next level questionableā¦
jhauer1980@reddit
If you ate it and didnāt gag, you are still sick. 100% solid strat.
popsy13@reddit
r/accidentalpartridge
RichOk4390@reddit
Wow I donāt know how to eat this
nakanisalad@reddit
The only time this would taste good is after hiking for 10 hours. Serving this in a home should be a federal offense
Herpty_Derp95@reddit
Dick n Beans. The traditional "get healthy" meal.
LukaIncic@reddit
my covid will come back after being served by that lol
DaniT0n@reddit
You don't like a whole weiner in your beans?
Slight_Tiger2914@reddit
I REALLY think there was a hint being made here. Somewhere.
turquoise_amethyst@reddit
She was trying to tell him sumpthinā¦
pattywack512@reddit
AnyCheesecake7688@reddit
Nice sausage
zombiestev@reddit
bean and ween
Honest-Reflection667@reddit
ššš
Honest-Reflection667@reddit
Damn, she couldnt cut it up for you atleastš
Vitruviansquid1@reddit
I need to know the backstory for this sausage.
DetectiveRick141@reddit
I think we all know what happened
roughczech@reddit
A dick for a dick
DetectiveRick141@reddit
I think it looks like a giants toe from skyrim
DetectiveRick141@reddit
Brilliant-Bake9686@reddit
That's wild, like what was he thinking? glad you got out though, sounds like a hot mess š
TotalInstruction@reddit
vickimarie0390@reddit
Does she hate you?
winelover08816@reddit
Uncut penis is on the menu, boys
MSnap@reddit
I donāt need to see your frank and beans