What ridiculously old school thing have your parents said or done lately?
Posted by Top-Aspect-8827@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 776 comments
My mum was in the back of my car the other day as we were also taking my grandma out. I asked if everyone was belted up.
Mum: No cos I'm in the back
Me: ?!
Mum: I thought you didn't have to belt up in the back?
I looked it up and seatbelts for adults have been a thing since 1991. I was absolutely baffled that she'd said this.
Make me feel better and share some of your old school parents with me!
Darkus185@reddit
Printing out big airline tickets on A4.
Well what if you lose your phone or your battery dies?
BrightSignal8032@reddit
I find it so cute when I see people with these. And they have them in little plastic wallets
NecroVelcro@reddit
Show her some traumatic images of drink drinking deaths and ask her why she's so desperate to raise the risk of that for you and others.
Darkus185@reddit
Nah unfortunately she is so beholden to the bottle now that any sort of tactic like that would just be laughed off.
PsychologicalEbb3891@reddit
Sadly alcoholism is an illness and it's totally distructive. My step daughter's mum has been battling the illness for years, currently sober but that can change, so suddenly. Seeing my SD upset, hurt, at times angry, is heart breaking. Sending you love and hugs.
tobotic@reddit
Espresso?
NecroVelcro@reddit
Ah, damn it all. I'm so sorry.
Darkus185@reddit
No worries at all! Yeah fortunately I have no interest in drink driving.
E420CDI@reddit
Police campaigns in school / Sixth Form and watching too many episodes of Traffic Cops, Motorway Cops, and Ambulance have drilled it in right to my core. I can't stand drink-drivers.
jelly10001@reddit
I'm in my 30's and still print out my boarding pass whenever I fly.
PipBin@reddit
I print out the airline ticket. I was annoyed that the last time I flew Ryanair and you can’t do that anymore.
gyroda@reddit
I got a flight for the first time since I was a kid and it was being organized by others recently.
My airline wouldn't let me get anything until 24 hours before. I didn't need to print anything off, but I hate relying on my phone for stuff like that (I always get printed rail tickets).
Top_Violinist4161@reddit
I take screenshots of tickets on my phone as a backup. In case I don't have signal and the ticket is on an app that requires signal, or in my emails. Gives me comfort and has come in handy a couple of times
Extra_Actuary8244@reddit
This annoyingly doesn’t work if you’re under 25 or disabled because if you use a railcard, you have to show that as well for the ticket to be valid and it’s in the railcard app that you need WiFi to access AND YOU CANT SCREENSHOT YOUR RAILCARD
both train line and railcard have a feature where if you try to screenshot your railcard it doesn’t work and it comes up as just a black screen
How insane is that
The__Pope_@reddit
You could do a screen record then take a screenshot of the video? Annoying to have to do a work around though
Extra_Actuary8244@reddit
You can’t screen record it
The screen goes black
These people are awful
The__Pope_@reddit
I'm sure a third party app for screen recording would work
Extra_Actuary8244@reddit
This doesn’t work and wouldn’t be accepted bc train staff know that screen recording is blocked so would assume any image of the railcard is fake and fine you anyway
gyroda@reddit
No, this is blocked at the OS level.
Banking apps and private browsing on Firefox do the same.
The__Pope_@reddit
Oh right, that's shit then
rositree@reddit
If travelling with someone, I often screenshot and share with them. Then at least they have a copy of I lose/break my phone or run out of battery.
ancientestKnollys@reddit
What do people who don't have a phone do?
PipBin@reddit
You pay extra and get them to print it off at the gate.
CrocPB@reddit
I just ask check in desk for a boarding pass and tell them my phone is about to run out of battery.
Half the time airlines give it unprompted when I do bag drops.
pickindim_kmet@reddit
Same here. I've been caught out once before when my phone failed to cooperate and it saved me. At least I'm saving on printer ink now.
E420CDI@reddit
Why did I think of a 4468 Mallard-shaped ticket?
Physical-Crow-2154@reddit
One for the road isn’t old school just entitled and dangerous.
LauraPa1mer@reddit
Yes, it is old school.
worotan@reddit
It’s both.
lazylimpet@reddit
My mum also did this with train tickets I had booked for her.
batikfins@reddit
I just started doing this again tbh. There’s invariably a problem with the screen brightness or the lock screen or my phone battery or the eSIM or the airport WiFi. I love having a paper boarding pass.
Dan_85@reddit
My mum insists on printing out her boarding passes, despite not having a printer and having to beg friends to print them out for her every time she flies.
Despite me showing her how to do so, she refuses to use digital boarding passes on the airline apps because "what if my phone dies?"
"Well you make sure it doesn't die. It's called battery management. Your logic is like refusing to drive your car because what if you run out of petrol?" 🤷♂️
Darkus185@reddit
Yeh what if you lose your phone??
Well what if you lose your passport??
Top-Aspect-8827@reddit (OP)
They always be thinking about the worst case scenario!
NaniFarRoad@reddit
What world are you living in that you are not? Most people who were adults in 2020 will be hoarding toilet paper and pasta for the rest of their lives...
Mother_Composer_6069@reddit
An older guy I worked with insisted on printing his holiday tickets (pages & pages, coming out of the printer the wrong way round). This was within the last 10 years. We worked for a massive holiday company! In IT!!!
EvandeReyer@reddit
I’m the same with tickets.
PurplePlodder1945@reddit
I also print out my boarding passes for the same reason…
akl78@reddit
Printing? And not picking them up in their little wallet from the travel agents??
call092@reddit
Pays for full sky package, all channels etc. Then 90% of the time only watches channels 1-5. My mum even has a netflix subscription.
My mum will also call a taxi, get her coat on, lock the front door and wait outside😂. Ive told her a million time the drivers not gonna speed off if your not outside.
Maybe these habits are just weird and not old school🤣
ThrustersToFull@reddit
Hahahaah that has reminded me about the arrival of Uber. I was in London with my best friend and his family. His mum and I had to get to a theatre in Finchley. I told her I'd get an Uber. She seemed to understand this. When it arrived, we got in and she was trying to tell the driver (who's English was not good) where we were going: "Yes just go down such-and-such a road, and you know the old sports centre where my co-worker's son learned how to play tennis? Just take a left there and then just drive straight. We're going to Finchley, where Margaret Thatcher was the MP back in the 50s..."
Eventually I shut her up and said: "Look the man knows where he's going, the map is loaded on his phone which you can see there." The whole journey I was having to explain to her how the address got into his phone, and then when we got there she was trying to pay him. I explained it is all paid through the app and had to tell her THREE times to stop trying to give the guy money (he had to clue what was wrong with us). Once it finally sunk in he had been paid electronically she said to me: "Oh I wouldn't let strange men like taxi drivers have access to your bank account. They could clear you out!"
Honestly, I was lunging for the wine in that theatre bar.
Mrs_B-@reddit
Aw, you should let her chatter away. It's one of the saddest things about society that people don't talk anymore. My teenager hates it when I talk to strangers in a queue! I once crossed the road outside our house to speak to an elderly lady who had been sat there for an hour to make sure she was OK. My daughter actually tried to stop me going out the door.
PsychologicalEbb3891@reddit
I love those casual chats with strangers, you learn so much and sadly, for some people, you may have been the only human contact that day, or longer. My teenager thinks I'm barking when I do it, but she has starting to join in.
ThrustersToFull@reddit
Hahaha teenagers are the worst!
Yeah I was trying to shut her up cos the driver was getting really confused and thought he was doing something wrong and was getting more and more agitated. At one point she was leaning into the front of the taxi, pointing at buildings and asking him questions he clearly couldn’t answer. It was soooo stressful lol
SpiritedGuest6281@reddit
My mum uses my netflix account as she likes to watch it but "doesn't do the computery bit so well". When I told her I was going to cancel it as I no longer watch it enough to make it worthwhile she decided to pay for it but to avoid the hassle of creating her own account she went into the bank to setup a standing order for the subscription fee to my account every month. I haven't the heart to tell her that the standing order now barely covers half the subscription price.
FrostyRydia@reddit
Blame Netflix 😂 with almost yearly price increases and sometimes twice a year. I've struggled to keep up the price of streaming services now
Mediocre_Sprinkles@reddit
My mum pays £60+ for all sky and watches old episodes of Corrie from early 00s.
Wiltix@reddit
Urgh I remember having to do this in the 2000s, being ready for the taxi driver because they would sometimes fuck off if you are not ready. Especially if it was a Friday / Saturday night
Goth_Nurse@reddit
That’s pretty cute with the taxi and your mum 😊
Ok-Bad-7189@reddit
Not my parents but an old couple flagged me down on a busy road. I was cycling through a busy city with my daughter in a trailer I was towing.
It was to tell me my lights were on. Yeah, no shit.
Familiar_Crow_@reddit
Sorry I don't have my own to add but please let your mum know that her not being belted up in the back means you as the driver are significantly more likely to be killed or injured if you crash (i.e. she flies into the back of your seat), as well as her of course. For both of your safety, please make sure she does use her seatbelt
lalajia@reddit
"Like most victims, Julie knew her killer. After crushing her to death he sat back down."
Ok-Bad-7189@reddit
I know how has the OP and the OP's mum not seen that advert.
folklovermore_@reddit
I was going to say, OP's mum clearly never saw that advert and so isn't scarred for life like the rest of us. The sister's screams from that still haunt me.
DoingItWellBitch@reddit
This advert is etched into my brain
EquivalentNo5465@reddit
My god me too!
_poptart@reddit
I will never forget it. I will also never forget - if you hit me at 40mph there’s an 80% chance I’ll die, if you hit me at 30mph there’s an 80% chance I’ll live and those little cracking bones
pajamakitten@reddit
In her voice too.
GingerMaus@reddit
Yup, this one is indelibly marked on my brain too. What i can't be sure about is did the little girl actually sound that creepy, or has my brain distorted it?
TenTornadoes@reddit
That's why I always try to run over children at 30mph.
thegentleduck@reddit
Any time that advert pops in my head, I hear Russel Howard's version of it from his stand up that follows up with "Why are you trying to hit me?"
SadAnnah13@reddit
Oh the little girl against the tree? I hated that so much!
ThrustersToFull@reddit
It's the screaming from the daughter who survived I remember the most.
Darkus185@reddit
Wow that you remember that one. An impactful advert.
sparklychestnut@reddit
It was created 28 years ago - that's one successful advert that we all still remember it. It still impacts on my behaviour in a car.
Darkus185@reddit
Wow 28 years ago. I still think of it when I look at the back seats of the car. Didn’t remember the line though.
Darthblaker7474@reddit
RIP the pizza
TheGreatBatsby@reddit
Is that the one where he cunts her in the back of the head and the blood goes all over the windscreen?
slb609@reddit
That’s the one.
baileylikethedrink@reddit
Oh god! Flashback!
smelltogetwell@reddit
Thanks for saving me from typing this out!
jimmywhereareya@reddit
I remember the safety advert. So and so didn't intend to kill his mother blah blah. Teenager sitting in the back seat, not wearing a seatbelt. Mother slams on and the scene changed to an elephant hitting the drivers seat
Swipecat@reddit
I remember that one. It was a different advert on the same theme, though. It was presented as a shadowy black and white grainy film.
Grimdotdotdot@reddit
Also, if a police officer notices, she gets the fine.
YourLocalMosquito@reddit
“Anything not secured down becomes a projectile in a crash”
BeersTeddy@reddit
This is true.
Person I used to know have no seat belts on the back and killed the one in the front seat during the frontal crash
Euphoric_Rough_5245@reddit
I remember when I was younger my nanparents didn’t have seat belts in the back of their car. This was mid 80’s.
Phoenyx_wilson@reddit
Although it is legal for uber drivers not to wear seat belts
Top-Aspect-8827@reddit (OP)
Oh don't worry I gave her a stern lecture about how she could kill me if we got in a crash. She was suitably mortified that this piece of info had passed her by! Thank you
Familiar_Crow_@reddit
Glad to hear it 🙏
RightH@reddit
I grew up on a northern working class council estate. Went to uni where I absolutely bust a gut to do my nurse training and I can't imagine doing anything else.
I told my Grandad I was pregnant with my eldest child in 2018.
"eh aye? That's brilliant, you'll have to give that nursing caper up now. Can't be doing that with a babby' 😂🙄
arundel_jones@reddit
To be fair to your Grandad, nurses used to have to ask permission to get married, and were forced to resign when pregnant, not that long ago.
Specialist-Piccolo41@reddit
My late dad refused to wear a seat belt until I told him that I would not cover his fine
Mglfll@reddit
My dad randomly converts things into old school money when we’re out “oh that’d be 3shillings”. Baffles me why he does it
GordonLivingstone@reddit
Probably to get a feeling for inflation.
Just before decimalisation, I used to be able to go to the chip shop and buy a sixpenny bag of chips.
That is 2.5 p in present day currency.
Try getting a bag of chips for that nowadays
Negative_Nancy213@reddit
When we go on holiday abroad my mum insists on converting prices back into what it would be in pounds,
smoulderstoat@reddit
My Dad called 50p "ten bob." Now he's gone I vaguely feel I should take it up, along with measuring in imperial and insisting film is better than digital.
Leading_Study_876@reddit
Full format film still is better than any commercial digital camera. It can be several Gigapixels.
johnl1979@reddit
I use bobs (5pence). I used it as a kid because I quite liked it and the habit has just kind of stuck. I’m 46.
sock_cooker@reddit
Film is definitely better than digital
Novel_Individual_143@reddit
I agree. I just wish we’d had phone cameras in the past so we’d could’ve had more random pics
QVRedit@reddit
Film is lower resolution than modern digital.
But some people prefer its ‘grainy texture’.
the_Debt@reddit
no its not. 35mm can do higher than 4k and so can bigger formats
smoulderstoat@reddit
He was a photographic retailer and digital more or less did for the family business, so I guess he wasn't an impartial observer. I'm very fond of film and it's definitely better for a lot of things.
sock_cooker@reddit
Camera phones are brilliant, they capture things instantly, but with a film camera you're forced to think about the composition and light because it's not ephemeral
MegsSixx@reddit
These days I'm forced to be more mindful not to waste any film because for me it costs £15 to develop it 😫 I just don't have the space to develop it myself unfortunately. Love using film cameras!
smoulderstoat@reddit
I think only having a limited number of exposures imposes a lot of self-discipline, yes.
sock_cooker@reddit
Exactly
BrieflyVerbose@reddit
Exactly.
At the end of the day, the best camera to use is the one in your hand in the moment. You can argue all day about what is best, but you could have 100 different a swear for 100 different situations. Everything has its pros and cons.
I do like film, my friend shoots with it for his hobby and there is something nice about it. But at the end of the day, use whatever you can!
sock_cooker@reddit
When I was little, I got a film camera for Christmas, I was so chuffed with it. It was completely manual- manual focus, manual exposure. As it happened, a rose grew in our garden that day, so I used it as a subject- I experimented with different apertures and shutter speeds, I was being scientific about it.
Anyway, some years later, I'd invited my friends from university to dinner and my mum had put all of the photos together. "Here's a picture of a rose... another picture of a rose... a dark picture of a rose... a light picture of a rose... Leem really loved that rose".
MerlinTrismegistus@reddit
The Artemis launch photos the other day show this
buford419@reddit
How is it better?
SonnyListon999@reddit
Get a ten bob note; stick it in your wallet and think about him. All the best
Some_Artichoke_8148@reddit
Bent as a 9 Bob note my Dad says
mah0803@reddit
I once convinced my elderly aunt that Pavarotti, Carreras, and Domingo had recorded an album with George Michael called 'Three Tenors and a Nine Bob Note'. She was just about to trot off to HMV when, sadly, I had to correct her...
Ginger_Floydian@reddit
My dad says this aswell.
Uradwy_Lane@reddit
In the US we have the idiom, "queer as a $3 bill" from the old days (we have never had a $3 bill).
Majick_L@reddit
Lol my stepdad referred to one of my mates as “bent as a 2 bob note”
macca191@reddit
Bent as a 9 bob note is the expression.
Menyana@reddit
Omg my dad says that!
Nectarine-999@reddit
A 50p note?
macca191@reddit
That's what I thought.
LemonTrifle@reddit
I weigh in cooking lbs, ozs measure body weight in Stones and lbs. Size in feet and inches.
_Daftest_@reddit
I still do that!
hazps@reddit
I still use "bent as a nine bob note" to describe a crook.
bill_end@reddit
I've always understood that to be the meaning, but I guess it could also be used to describe an homosexual
boojes@reddit
I mean, the fact that you use the term 'crook'. I've never heard anyone other than my dad say that, he's nearly 80.
hazps@reddit
I'm not that old, but, yeah it's a bit of an old person word.
Jojo6167@reddit
So do I 🤣
smoulderstoat@reddit
Same.
r_keel_esq@reddit
I was born in the 80s, but I'll say Ten Bob for fun.
Film has its advantages too, not objectively better, but has a specific aesthetic that some may prefer. Same applies to analogue audio recording too - if I had the money for the equipment and materials, I'd record all my music to tape rather than onto my computer
Cheap-Vegetable-4317@reddit
Metric is better than imperial in every way, but film really is better than digital in some ways.
SignificanceHead9957@reddit
Im 58 and still say ten bob.
Bride-of-wire@reddit
Hang on… so you were born in 1967? 4 years old at decimalisation? I only ask because I was born in 1970, in Yorkshire (where old habits die hard) and have never thought in anything but decimal currency. Unlike distance and weight measurements, in which I’m bilingual, like most of Gen X.
SignificanceHead9957@reddit
People still referred to ten bob well into my 20s
Bride-of-wire@reddit
Fair enough, we have different experiences!
WankyWarrior@reddit
I’m 40 and say it, along with a lot of my mates. ‘Put ten bob in pool table ….’
macca191@reddit
Ten bob (50p) for a game of pool? I wanna come to your pub. It's a quid round my end!
Time-Mode-9@reddit
50p for pool table? It's been a wood in London for at least a decade
Prestigious_Bat2666@reddit
I read that with a Lancashire accent 😅
eekamouse4@reddit
I even added the t for in’t when I read it with a Lancashire accent.😂
Cantbearsed1992@reddit
Going to say Bolton as my step dad and family are from there
WankyWarrior@reddit
Thats the way I would say it too 😂
Pedantichrist@reddit
I call 50p ten bob. I miss shilling and florin coins.
HeffalumpAndMopsy@reddit
OMG, yes! Do it!! It is a great link to have.
EnjoysAGoodRead@reddit
Mine likes to tell me how much things cost in the "old days" using bobs, shillings and half pennies, and seems to think I'll have any idea how to covert it to today's money without using Google. Just drops it into conversation like I have any idea what the value of said money is. Despite the fact that the UK decimalised money over a decade before I was even conceived.
Juuudes@reddit
I remember my mum exclaiming "six shillings to post a letter!" in outrage, after first class stamps went up to 30p. (I've just checked and that would have been in 2005, which is a lot more recent than I was expecting!)
abyssal-isopod86@reddit
Oh man I wish they were still that cheap!
Jadey-Monkey@reddit
my dad does this too. I was visiting yesterday and put my vape on charge. He said he needed a shilling for the electric.
Long_Huckleberry1751@reddit
I like using the phrase "in old money..." just because only 10% of my audience know of the existence of old money.
papayametallica@reddit
“I got 10 bob knickers on and 9 bobs worth are up my arse. “ used to describe the situation where your knickers have worked their way up the crack of your arse
Top-Aspect-8827@reddit (OP)
Haha that's a brilliant one! I sometimes wonder how long I'd convert for if we ever got the euro
Defiant-Tackle-0728@reddit
Its still heard in the Republic.....when they moved from the Punt to the Euro.
thetoastmonster@reddit
I think the most difficult part will be changing from a currency of one syllable to two.
sharkkallis@reddit
Certainly many, many Germans still say Marks (particularly when old geezers and indignant about some such higher price shock).
mogrim@reddit
My Spanish MiL converted something into pesetas just last week. No idea how much it was worth!
ellemeno_@reddit
When I lived abroad I’d mentally convert the prices into sterling, to decide if I thought it was too expensive or a reasonable price. Such a waste of time but it was a bit of an involuntary habit.
hairychris88@reddit
Older Italians do this constantly as well
cafffffffy@reddit
My dad does this too 🤦♀️
ThrustersToFull@reddit
My dad doesn't quite do that but he's genuienly stunned by how much things cost. My mum died in 2018 and I discovered immediately afterwards that she was handling all the money (and had been, since before I was born) because he literally couldn't cope.
Just a man out of time, really.
OkFact4914@reddit
Are you 65? On Reddit?
OverlyAdorable@reddit
I do the opposite with my dad. For example, he once asked how much we thought his first year of car insurance cost. I said six shillings and a thrupenny bit (or something similar). My mum was in stitches and my sister had no idea what I was on about. My parents would've been around to use the pre decimal currency but they were still young kids when we switched to what we use now
edhitchon1993@reddit
More prices are round 5 or 10p these days so it's much easier (I am 32, I don't know why I learnt to convert to old money)
BamberGasgroin@reddit
A 'shullin' or two bob.
lunara_arts@reddit
Same with my dad and converting to Fahrenheit.
Western-Mall5505@reddit
My mum does this, she's 64 this year.
BoomalakkaWee@reddit
I'm 63 and I did it yesterday on the phone with my 84-year-old mum. She's applying for a government grant towards the cost of a relative's funeral and said optimistically, "...So we should get something towards that," and I replied, "About three-and-sixpence, I should think."
tannercolin@reddit
My dad calls all coins 'tuppence'
Acceptable_Mud_9249@reddit
My grandad used to do this all the time, or '20 years ago that would have only cost you a threpny (threepenny) bit'
neilm1000@reddit
I do that and I was born after decimalisation.
Silhouette_Sneezes@reddit
My dad does this too! But he’s also completely unaware of the actual cost of literally anything.
IndicationComplex525@reddit
They would get someone in to look at the TVs
cjay6489@reddit
I have been in marketing for 10 years. Mum tells everyone I work for a newspaper?
OG-87@reddit
Had a discussion with my parents yesterday. My mum wants to help local farmers so pays 2pounds plus for a pint of milk but doesnt order enough so still has to buy more milk from the supermarkets she says she doesnt like because they dont pay enough to the farmers. She also was moaning about amazon killing the highstreet and in the same comment said when I go to the shops they dont have anything I want so I just order from amazon. She didnt understand when I said she was being ridiculous.
AnyAssistance4779@reddit
That's lovely of your mum
RockAndHardPlace81@reddit
My dad learnt computer programming back in the 70s and 80s and is still writing and coding so he's very tech savvy and has always loved using terminals/command prompts on his computer to ensure it does exactly what he wants. But smartphones are so different in their UI that he struggles a little with them. The other day he proudly showed me that he's managed to find a terminal/command prompt app so that he can directly type code into his phone to get it to do what he wants! Strikes me as such an old school move in a digital way haha
FrostyRydia@reddit
I actually think that's cool! I'm in my mid 30s but quite tech savvy. I could use MSDOS as a fairly young child in the mid 90s due to my dad being a IT technician
But I would have absolutely no idea how to code like your dad did on smartphone.
Reminds me of the Linux operation system and command prompt in order to achieve things.
RockAndHardPlace81@reddit
I'm jealous that your dad taught you a bit, mine never did. Have you found that useful? Also nicely guessed that it was Linux! I am not sure how much of his Linux coding directly correlated to being able to use the command prompt app on the phone but he seemed to find it easier so I would imagine it's easier than we think :)
FrostyRydia@reddit
I can still remember the odd bit but it woefully outdated now.
But it was something that I enjoyed doing.
Ah Linux :) I've always been a windows user but admire people who use it or something similar.
Props to your dad :)
No_Camp_7@reddit
My mother sometimes refers to her life in colonial Singapore. She jokingly describes it as “the last days of the Raj”. This was the early 60’s, but for a British military family there it really was very antiquated. The officers mess was what is now Raffles hotel. A butler would bring her ice cream on a silver tray as a 5 year old. Her father had a batman, and they had a housekeeper that had an antiquated title I can’t remember. The opening of The Secret Garden and the little girls life in India really reminds me of my mother’s stories.
BadassRipley@reddit
Love the Secret Garden! Your mum should definitely write it all down, not to publish (unless she wants to) but as a keepsake for you.
FunkyYoghurt@reddit
I told my mum I'm interested in a job that has come up at a nearby school and she went "Ok then why not just print off a CV and walk up to the school to hand it in reception?"
smoulderstoat@reddit
My Dad got his first job from a classified ad in the Evening Standard. I think he thought that's how everyone got a job until the day he died.
TheBestOneLeft@reddit
Got my second job from the Evening Standard, lasted me 40 years.
Teeny1010@reddit
My first job in 1979, I left school on the Monday, went into the shop to ask if they had any jobs on the Thursday, the owners called the house that night while I was out babysitting so my dad asked what it was for, they said it was for a job to start the next day, dad said don't worry, she'll be there, and there I was.
Lanesra8989@reddit
That exactly how I got my first job in 1977 , but think it may have been the evening news
Jojo6167@reddit
Years ago I got a job in Claridges through the Evening Standard
The-Ginger-Lily@reddit
My dad still thinks you can walk into a company, show them your CV and start on Monday
DameKumquat@reddit
My dad first had to write a CV at the age of 63. Or rather, he got me to do it. And an application form. He couldn't believe how much paperwork was required to go from the large oil company he'd worked for since I was born, to do the same job for a contractor for two years before retirement.
I see his point.
withywoodwitch@reddit
I had to write a CV for my father when he was in his early 60s. He wrote it like an informal chat and I had to do so much bullshit trying to make it official. Sidenote: it broke my heart to see the shit jobs he had to do in order to support his family early on. He's dead now, died in 2011 at a mere 68 years of age, but I'm glad I was able to sort out red tape for him when it came to Attendance Allowance forms and the like. It's not much after all he did for us but I was glad I could do it
GordonLivingstone@reddit
Computers have made all such processes more paperwork intensive. (Even if the paper is virtual).
It used to be impractical to generate pages and pages of documents. Companies would post you a three page printed application form to which you might add a hand written cover letter. CVs weren't really a thing.
Nowadays, the technology means that individuals are expected to produce application packages that would have needed a whole secretarial department in the past. With AI, we will have applicants generating small novels which in turn will be assessed by the employer's AI before the application has really gone anywhere.
DameKumquat@reddit
There was a saying about uni lectures - ideas go from the lecturer's mouth to the students notes, without passing through the minds of either. Job applications are probably even worse for that.
Extra_Actuary8244@reddit
At my last job where I was manager I handed in my notice and within the first 24 hours we had 1559 applications for my role.
We weren’t allowed to read CVs until they’d gone through the ai system. The ai system narrowed it all down to people with right to work, no crim record, relevant experience, age preference, living locally etc and THEN we could read them.
Ai is doing 90% of the work
LambonaHam@reddit
1500 applications is a staggering number, but believable.
After filtering out people with no right to work, or a criminal record, etc what was the final tally?
Extra_Actuary8244@reddit
678! So many were international students who legally couldn’t work the hours, weren’t here legally or had criminal records.
It went down to 52 once experience and availability filters were placed on it.
Amazing-Heron-105@reddit
I know this is the efficient thing to do and does make sense but it feels so dystopian
Extra_Actuary8244@reddit
It’s extremely dystopian I don’t disagree, I’m happy I don’t have to read over 1-2 thousand applications but the fact that’s how many every job gets is dystopian as well
UglyFilthyDog@reddit
My (significantly older) partner kept asking me recently why there was so much information and steps needed when it came to renting a property. It was more annoying than the process itself, which was annoying enough itself.
peppermint_aero@reddit
Walk in where though? Which office? Lots of big employers have more than one. Reception are basically security/gatekeepers. You're not getting into the building without an appointment.
The-Ginger-Lily@reddit
Think he meant shops or resturants mainly
peppermint_aero@reddit
Well, if it's an independent, the old "walk in with a CV" may work if they're hiring. For a chain restaurant or a supermarket they'll likely tell you to apply online.
joshii87@reddit
To be fair I did this in 2014 but it was online.
Inevitable-Care@reddit
Actually this literally just happened to a friend of mine, so not impossible!
BigMagic88@reddit
8000 people queued up with the same idea. Maybe it does work. No one does it so we can’t be sure 😂
folklovermore_@reddit
Reminds me of when I was first applying to jobs after uni and my dad couldn't believe that I wasn't immediately waltzing into a £25k a year job because I had a degree. And he worked in HR!
MilitantSheep@reddit
My grandparents are baffled that I went through the bother of going to university to study nursing, they think I should have strolled up to the hospital the day after finishing school and just cracked on.
GordonLivingstone@reddit
Well, I'm not sure that their idea is completely wrong.
Used to be that you applied to be a student nurse and did indeed start in the hospital. You also got paid and provided with accommodation on site.
My wife's daughter - who is now very senior in nursing management - likes to recount how she turned up as a new student nurse and was basically told that Mrs X had just died so please go and tidy up the body.
Certainly nurses are now expected to be educated to a higher degree level standard but that could be done by day release and blocks of time for study and exams. Similar graduate apprenticeship programs produce good, in demand, people in engineering. You graduate without student debt and with lots of practical experience.
almostscouse@reddit
When I left school, I'm 62, that's how my friends who went into nursing did it. Started of changing and washing bedpans, making beds etc and learning on the job with day release for college once a week. My niece has just graduated uni with a four year degree in nursing. She has never used a syringe and doesn't know how to but has lots of scientific knowledge. Now she has to find a hospital nursing job where they will train her on the practical stuff. There's a lot to be said for learning on the job in my opinion. It also seems different countries do it differently.
LambonaHam@reddit
I would have expected practical sessions (at least on mannequins) at Uni at least.
Lynnthemongrel@reddit
I trained as a nurse ten years ago and the course was 50% practical, based in healthcare settings like hospital wards etc. I definitely learnt how to use a syringe before I qualified
Highlyironicacid31@reddit
The hospital I used to work at had a building, mostly used for staff training of all varieties called the “College of Nursing” because back in the day that is actually where you would receive your education to become a degree level nurse as opposed to a State Enrolled Nurses as they were before.
Highlyironicacid31@reddit
Bless. A lot of these folks probably don’t even realise State Enrolled Nurses aren’t a thing anymore.
peppermint_aero@reddit
In their defence, nursing has become a graduate profession in their lifetimes.
connectfourvsrisk@reddit
When my partner was made redundant we constantly had to explain to elderly relatives that they couldn’t just become a teacher and that the days when anyone with a degree could walk into a job as a teacher were long past. It began to feel like we were the ones being mean and ungrateful!
Highlyironicacid31@reddit
When I was in school in the 2000s during my GCSEs my history teacher actually admitted that he got by in teacher training with ‘E’ grades and was still able to pass his teaching diploma somehow.
Solid_Western_138@reddit
PGCE is pass or fail.
FunkyYoghurt@reddit
Degree. Post Graduate Degree. 120+ hours placement in one year on top of studying. Also a research thesis (I did Masters level) on a relevant topic (I did behaviour). Then spend about 4 hours applying for a job and realising that's for one school. Might be rejected and the next relevant vacancy is 50 miles away. Fun times.
pajamakitten@reddit
Did a PGCE (primary). Anyone who says teaching is easy should do one of those and then we will see how easy it is. We were covering what was a semester's worth of work for the Bachelors students in six hours.
connectfourvsrisk@reddit
So much admiration for family and friends working in education. And have seen how demoralising it can be as well.
Extra_Actuary8244@reddit
You literally have to do two degrees and hundreds upon hundreds of unpaid placement work to become a teacher. It baffles me that the older generation thing you can just rock up to a school and get a job, do they seriously want uneducated people educating the future generations
pajamakitten@reddit
You would have to get passed the locked gates first.
FunkyYoghurt@reddit
Exactly. I worked in schools and honestly they might as well be prisons when it comes to getting in. At most you'd get into the reception.
Top-Aspect-8827@reddit (OP)
Urgh this is the worst! It was getting to a point where you couldn't do this when I was a teenager (2008)
Pedantichrist@reddit
You still can do it.
And it works.
Extra_Actuary8244@reddit
No you can’t, we shred your CVs and put them in the bin they’re a GPDR breach and we don’t have time to read them. The ai bots scan digital CVs now and filter out ones with relevant experience, no crim record, perfect availability, right to work etc and THEN we read them.
Pedantichrist@reddit
And then you say 'Ah yes, that's the young girl who came in and showed initiative, and I helped.
If you helping someone does not make you more likely to help them again then you are either a bot or you are unaware of your own behaviour.
Extra_Actuary8244@reddit
We LEGALLY cannot keep paper cvs what’s not clicking
And no I won’t think “oh this young girl takes initiative”
I’d think
“This young girl has tried bless her but she can’t do things by the books and has an outdated way of thinking so will probably have difficulty understanding rules and policies as a member of staff and won’t do things correctly”
Pedantichrist@reddit
Three things:
1: keeping the CV is irrelevant, she will have applied online after speaking with you, she does but drop off a CV and walk away.
GDPR is what I did. If you think that you are not able to keep paper CVs then you simply do not understand GDPR. I would not expect anyone to metro it, there is no advantage to you keeping it, but if you believe what you have said, ABs or is part of your job, you need retraining.
That’s you. Factually people who see applicants and, crucially, who help applicants do something (even if that is just directions to the toilet) will apply a more positive outlook on those applicants. This works especially well, because invested effort bias works whilst many voting staff will believe that it dos not, so they do not allow for it.
LambonaHam@reddit
GDPR states that you can only retain personal details (e.g. a CV) so long as it's necessary. If the application process is online, then a paper CV is unnecessary as soon as it's handed over.
You're also assuming the person who does the hiring, is the same one who received the CV. Generally it would be a receptionist that takes post / deals with walk-ins.
Extra_Actuary8244@reddit
Yes it is because do you seriously expect us to stop everything we’re doing to immediately read the cv THEN dispose of it which can take over an hour just so we don’t have to shred it immediately and dispose of it because the other option is we get arrested and fined for breaching gdpr because we legally cannot store the cv or hold it
You cannot keep all papers and follow gdpr, cvs are excluded
You’ve just made that up
Pedantichrist@reddit
1 She does not care whether you read the CV or not, this is not about you reading it, it about seeing you. Well moment not you, bout someone with hiring responsibilities.
2 you are just wrong about this. Try Google.
3 as I say, it works well because folk are so sure they are not swayed. Whole heap of Dunning Kruger going in with you here.
Arguing in the internet is pointless and your downvotes do not make you right. Cheerio.
Extra_Actuary8244@reddit
We do not give a fuck about seeing someone apply in person, we do not want and legally can’t hold your CV so now we can’t do our job properly because you have come in and given us a paper cv that we’ll immediately need to shred and dispose of instead of serving customers, seeing clients and getting our job done because you couldn’t be arsed to follow the rules everyone else has successfully followed and affected the quality of service at the job.
It doesn’t work well, it hasn’t worked well for 30 years get with the times
bill_end@reddit
I agree that dropping CVs in at workplaces is no longer the done thing, but how would it breach GDPR to handle a paper CV rather than one submitted online?
Extra_Actuary8244@reddit
Because we don’t have the facilities to store a physical copy that absolutely anyone in the building can access
No one can get on the computer except for one person with the password for where the digital one is stored and it requires multiple levels of authentication to get in
bill_end@reddit
I see, thanks for the explanation
FunkyYoghurt@reddit
I hate comments like this. It's not specific enough. You absolutely cannot do this for a school job.
Pedantichrist@reddit
Yes you can. My child walked up to the local school and asked about roles, then applied for an opening and was at an advantage for having done so.
pajamakitten@reddit
How do you know she was at an advantage? Asking in person does not show any real skill that sets them apart from other candidates.
Pedantichrist@reddit
When humans help another human, or even just recognise another human, they apply a small bias to that person.
LambonaHam@reddit
So your child walked in, asked for a job / application, went back later and dropped off their CV, and then was granted the job?
Does this school only have three employees?
pajamakitten@reddit
Sure. You could also apply a negative bias here though.
Pedantichrist@reddit
Yes, if your first impression is bad. No loss there, because you would not have got the job anyway.
You are not getting an advantage over others, you are getting an advantage over the version of yourself that they have never met.
FunkyYoghurt@reddit
Wouldn't want to work at that school. They're strict and hard to apply for for a reason.
Artistic-Author-1903@reddit
Maybe strict and hard to get a job at but you can pretty much apply to any job you want and give anyone a CV doesn't mean you'll get the job.
FunkyYoghurt@reddit
Can = should?
Artistic-Author-1903@reddit
I just said that they are not hard to apply for, not that anyone should or shouldn't do it
FunkyYoghurt@reddit
A school job isn't easy to apply for. I honestly don't understand your arguments here.
Pedantichrist@reddit
Then you only know a few schools.
FunkyYoghurt@reddit
I know many. They all want applications through their own website or via local council.
Pedantichrist@reddit
Nobody suggesting that they do not require more, I am merely stating as fact that if you go up with your CV they will help you apply and you will be at an advantage.
Artistic-Author-1903@reddit
Not very difficult to go on the council website and fill in a job application, therefore applying for a job. Whether you get any further or not is irrelevant, you applied and it wasn't very hard.
Artistic-Author-1903@reddit
Well they are so I don't understand your argument. Most jobs are easy to apply for, but it doesn't mean it's easy to actually get the job.
LambonaHam@reddit
No you can't. I did this when I joined the workforce circa 2008. Even back then most places told you to go home and apply online.
PurplePlodder1945@reddit
Sometimes the old fashioned ways still work though. It’s being proactive and they get to see you personally instead of online
FunkyYoghurt@reddit
I get that but this is 100% wrong in education due to GDPR and working with children etc. First of all a good school receptionist wouldn't even let me in.
BatsWaller@reddit
Never mind the fact that different local authorities have different application forms. In my experience, the Catholic Education Service (CES) is the worst. Absolute shitter of a form to fill in.
pajamakitten@reddit
Tried filling one in when I was teaching and just could not finish it. The fact that I am not religious made it more annoying too.
gyroda@reddit
Yeah, I can see this working for a small business (local shop/cafe/restaurant that's not a chain) but a school is exactly the kind of place I wouldn't want to try it.
PurplePlodder1945@reddit
Ah okay, that makes sense. Thanks for the education!
BrieflyVerbose@reddit
It wouldn't work for the pub that I work in. Even the manager there has told us to direct people to apply online. Somebody came in with her Mam last year with a CV and I told her that we don't accept CVs and it's all done online.
The mother couldn't believe it, and she's only like 3 or 4 years older than I am (her daughter got the job so I obviously know the whole family now!), she was surprised it had changed. I did say to her "The last time I handed a CV in face to face was over 15 years ago"
To be fair... I don't think a single one of my jobs was got by doing it this way my whole life now that I think about it. My first ever job, a friend recommended me to the manager and I got the job without even meeting anyone!
My first full time job, I walked into the local factory/abbatoir on the off chance. I sat in an office for about half an hour, then somebody turned up, showed me around and then at the end looked and me and said "Be honest, can you do this job or not? Because a lot of people only last a few days". Then I was told to start on Monday!
Repulsive-Lie1@reddit
Because employers are bombarded with AI applications by the hundreds, the old school approach works.
FunkyYoghurt@reddit
Read my other comments. This does not work applying for schools.
Isgortio@reddit
I actually did this the other week and I haven't even had acknowledgement that they have seen it lmao. But I don't need the job until September so I'm not gonna chase it up yet.
Extra_Actuary8244@reddit
We have to shred and throw all paper CVs in the bin because it’s a huge gdpr breach to just keep paper around with all your personal info and we don’t have time to read it anyway
We don’t read your digital CVs either, ai does and when it’s filtered the hundreds or even thousands of job applications down to 100 we then read them
Isgortio@reddit
It's the only time I've given out a paper CV in about 14 years lol, thought I'd give it a try!
FunkyYoghurt@reddit
I can almost guarantee it's shredded and binned. Applying for a school takes hours and you basically need to set aside an entire morning or afternoon to apply.
Isgortio@reddit
Yeah I'm sure it did get binned. It wasn't a school, it was a place I've temped in multiple times and it's a 5 minute walk from home. I'll probably be sent back there at some point for work and can speak to them then.
seriousherenow@reddit
Yeah that got binned.
KP0776@reddit
To be fair, my dad just retired, and wanted a little job to keep him ticking over, he filled in a paper application form, walked over to the boss’s house in our village, had a chat with him on the doorstep, which he was told was his interview, and when did he want to start? And probably thinks I can do the same when I was hunting for a job for over a year (couldn’t even get a cleaning job??)
Extra_Actuary8244@reddit
This is literally everyone on uk news every time a young people says they’re struggling to get a job. I’ve been a manager in various places, we have to shred every paper cv and dispose of it.
“It’s because you’re not handing physical cvs into places”
YourLocalMosquito@reddit
My grandad once suggested “why don’t YOU go and ask the owner of the company if you can interview him?” I was like “love you grandad, great idea, thanks for thinking out the box here but will probably pass on that suggestion”
Moppo_@reddit
And just go into the bank vault yourself to make a withdrawal while you're at it.
UglyFilthyDog@reddit
My other half is a hell of a lot older than me and is insistent that I do this. For a start, but in my body of work, you'd just walk in and ask if they were still looking for work, either from seeing a sign in the window, hearing from a friend that they might be looking for someone or having someone urgently recommend you hit them up ASAP, but I reckon if you handed in a paper CV they'd piss themselves laughing and chuck it straight in the bin.
SeesawOk1776@reddit
Aww! Last year, I happened to mention that I had to complete a job application so was running a little late and my mum asked me if I needed a stamp for the envelope!
humanityisdyingfast@reddit
Yep. A few years ago when I was job hunting my dad suggested I go to nearby retail park and hand in my CV at all the shops there 🤦♂️
Automatic_Bit_1739@reddit
My asked me today if we still use Travellers Cheques when we go on holiday 🤦🏻♀️
Top-Aspect-8827@reddit (OP)
Okay this is the best one yet cos I don't even know what travellers check is 😂
Automatic_Bit_1739@reddit
Welllllllll….. back in the day (probably before day to day usage of debit cards) before going on holiday you would go down to the travel agent’s and get a ‘book’ of travellers cheques. You would have to have some idea of how much money you would probably want while you were away.
Travellers Cheques would then be exchanged for cash while in your holiday country - probably at the hotel reception desk or maybe at a bank.
This is what I think they were - as far as I can recall. Others may have a fuller response… I’m obviously not as old as I feel!!!
calicoki77@reddit
Travellers cheques were great at the time , you could buy books of tens , 29s , hundreds etc. places were so cheap to travel to you always cans back with dine and it was fun to find them when you were packing for the following year. I expect there are hundreds of them sitting in cupboards and people not realising many are still valid . We used them all the time on holiday and I am 58. It was a great way to budget.
mogrim@reddit
They would be made out in the foreign currency, so you'd buy a chequebook full of, say, 100 French franc cheques. When you were in France you'd take these cheques to banks and cash them, which would give you spending money.
strolls@reddit
You could spend them like cash at lots of places. I took thousands in travellers cheques to Canada when I went there for 6 months in the late 90's. You could treat them like a $100 bill but, as someone else said, they were supposedly insured if stolen.
GordonLivingstone@reddit
Plus, particularly in the US, hotels and other businesses would accept Amex (and possibly Thomas Cook) travellers cheques in the local currency and give you change in notes and coins - so you didn't have to go find a bank or bureau de change to get cash. I used them that way on a couple of touring holidays in the States.
maple-sugarmaker@reddit
The big advantage of those was that if lost or stolen they would be replaced by the emitter, making them a lot safer than cash.
I'm 59, used them in my early twenties
gromitrules@reddit
I’m 51, used them on holiday in the UK (live here now, but was here on a language course back then - it clearly worked!) when I was 14, so 1988? Thenabouts, anyway. They were jolly handy for rationing my money as well, I only let myself cash them in once a week to stop me using them all in one go.
Automatic_Bit_1739@reddit
Brill. Thanks for the clarity. I remember them being a thing but not the 100% on the details.
Hurrah I’m younger than I thought
ilovemydog40@reddit
I remember these, very accurate description! We’re old 😢
lungbong@reddit
We got some last in 2012 when we went to the US.
neilm1000@reddit
You can still get them, incredibly.
Moppo_@reddit
I guess it makes sense, since some countries still use a lot of cash.
Automatic_Bit_1739@reddit
Really? Blimey.
Post office?
neilm1000@reddit
Yep. And Amex ones are still valid.
Automatic_Bit_1739@reddit
That’s quite something. I wonder how many they actually issue a year
DaveL16@reddit
Twelve
Infamous-Sherbert-32@reddit
Oh Lord, I didn’t even realise that travellers cheques aren’t a thing any more!
Automatic_Bit_1739@reddit
Well with debit cards, prepaid debit/credit cards. Even Apple Pay etc it’s not really something we think of now. The fact that back in the day you had to just guess how much money you’d need though is mad. I’m not sure that All Inclusive was a thing either so you had to proper calculate
GordonLivingstone@reddit
Go a bit further back (pre Thatcher) and were only allowed to take a limited amount of money out of the country anyway. £50 in 1966.
Mind you, debit cards didn't exist, credit cards were for the few and people worked mainly in cash - and cheques for bigger purchases. This applied within the UK as much as abroad. And normal bank cheques wouldn't work abroad. We were all used to setting a budget and carrying that much money with us.
Package holidays were a very big thing. Much easier to organise pre-internet, flights and accommodation all prepaid and usually with at least breakfast and dinner included. You therefore didn't need that much cash.
No-Nefariousness9539@reddit
My MIL goes around my house turning every single switch off because “it will cause a fire”. My house half runs on smart tech so we need the internet on and every time she stays, she switches the internet off, then everything goes to pot.
Only_Fig4582@reddit
My dad does this. He was taught to do it as a child because when it first came out electricity was still quite dangerous and something to be scared of.
TeikaDunmora@reddit
My mum's neighbour (who is definitely getting Alzheimer's) does this. Switches everything off then comes round to my mum because the phone doesn't work.
Glittering_Sunrise12@reddit
My aunty asks me to “turn on the wireless” (radio)
Due_Tailor1412@reddit
Hang on I do that .. Oh pants I'm old
Only_Fig4582@reddit
It's ok. Ive just realised I am too reading this thread.
Buffy_Geek@reddit
You reminded me my gran used to say "the wireless" too, thank for sharing.
Glittering_Sunrise12@reddit
🥰
phatboi23@reddit
Tbh I do that to wind my mate up.
I really mean chuck some music on Spotify or YouTube.
I'm 36.
Highlyironicacid31@reddit
My mum used to consistently call cds “tapes” and this was well into the 2000s at this point.
heyitsed2@reddit
I use the word wireless and I'm only 36, but i also say words like "chap" and "cheerio"
spikewilliams2@reddit
Tell her it's full of wires. My grandad used to tell me they had a cats whiskers radios. They had to take the accumulator (battery) into town to get it charged. Probably something about tying an onion to your belt as well.
scotianheimer@reddit
Well, it was the style at the time.
PurplePlodder1945@reddit
My mother (80) says wireless. And my mother in law (86)
Top-Aspect-8827@reddit (OP)
This has cracked me up!
PigsAreTastyFood@reddit
Using the word coloured.
No matter how many times I explain why it's so bad and not right it doesn't sink in
heroics-delta8s@reddit
You’ll realise the silliness of it all when you get older and someone has decreed that whatever you thought was the polite description of someone’s race has now been changed and to use the older way is bad.
PigsAreTastyFood@reddit
I just call everyone mate
heroics-delta8s@reddit
In twenty years time you don’t know what using ‘mate’ might mean. You continue to use it as you always have, and then you get scolded and tutted at by your grand children.
keg994@reddit
Was chatting to my mum a few weeks ago. She mentioned someone was black then corrected herself and said "coloured." I told her she shouldn't say that then she got arsey
heroics-delta8s@reddit
It will happen to you. The present creates the illusion that everything we do now is right and the past is wrong. But in twenty years time what you say now will be just as harshly judged.
GordonLivingstone@reddit
Problem is that acceptable terminology keeps changing. Not everyone gets the message.
When I was a lad, "coloured" would have been considered the polite way to refer to someone's skin colour. "Black" would not have been acceptable. If you wanted to be racist, there were a whole lot of other words to use - any of which would get you cancelled / sacked / beaten up nowadays.
Why did it change? Possibly the association with South Africa and the apartheid laws?
These things aren't particularly rational. Why is "people of colour" acceptable (if it still is) whereas "coloured" is not?
WingOnly1097@reddit
Coloured is not offensive in South Africa, its used all the time to refer (and they use it themselves) to the coloured race of people. NEVER refer to a coloured person in South Africa as Black, because they are not. Lines are very clear there when it comes to races in SA. Here in the UK a person of colour can refer to themselves as Black, like Lewis Hamilton as an example (White mother, Black Father) in SA that would not wash, he's Coloured. Speaking as a South African who now lives in the UK.
SuzLouA@reddit
Trevor Noah does a bit about this, how he only learnt he was black when he got to america because in SA he definitely isn’t. You can see Americans flinch when he uses the word “coloured” to describe himself, too.
PresterJonny@reddit
That's the point, they love being victims. Keep moving the goalposts.
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underthe_raydar@reddit
I'm guessing it's the person first language. People of colour puts the person first which is preferable in most cases whatever you are discussing. Like 'a person with disabilities' or 'a person with hearing/cognitive/sight impairment' is considered more appropriate than just saying 'disabled' and 'the disabled' has become offensive.
Financial_Ad240@reddit
Similarly with the word queer. Yikes.
underthe_raydar@reddit
I'm young and bisexual and even I'm confused on whether we're allowed to say this one? Seems lots of people use it as an insult almost but also lots would use it to identify themselves/their own friends/community
LambonaHam@reddit
I think it's fine, to refer to someone who's actually queer (LGBQ). It's only bad if you use it to describe a person / thing as being queer in a derogatory manner.
kayleighchelsea@reddit
I think it's mostly been used as an insult but it seems people who are LGBTQIA+ are trying to reclaim it
Financial_Ad240@reddit
Like young black men calling each other the N word
tricks_23@reddit
Perhaps suggest "people of colour" to her instead. Might let her keep hold of the notion of the word - it isn't too big if a change - without using the more offensive term.
argosafe@reddit
Offensive? Good god.
LauraPa1mer@reddit
You realise that you don't get to decide when someone is offended by something?
LambonaHam@reddit
Just because someone is offended by something, doesn't make it offensive.
It's about the intent, not how it's received.
Nice2BeNice1312@reddit
My dad does this and it pisses me off because he’s young enough that such a drastic (/sarc) change should not be impossible for him to get his head around (he’s 55). He doesnt like using person/people of colour for god knows why. He uses the defence of “we didnt grow up with this! It’s not what im used to!” Bitch, you didnt grow up with internet either but you sure got the hang of that quickly, huh?
pajamakitten@reddit
My mum does this and one of her best friends is black. I said she should ask her friend if it is acceptable if she wants to keep using it. My mum is 100% not racist (very much the opposite to my dad, who uses the n word to describe black people) but is in her sixties and has not kept up with changes to language.
No_Camp_7@reddit
I grew up with my white mother referring to me as “half negro”. I didn’t even know it wasn’t ok to use that word because it had been normalised in my house and I wasn’t around other people of colour. I only found out when I was with my mother and she asked a black South African woman whether she was “full or half negro” and the woman’s eyes popped out of her head. She also would call be a Mullatto, a mutt and a mongrel.
Highlyironicacid31@reddit
My mum always used to say “half cast”.
UmaUmaNeigh@reddit
God, mine (in her 60s) still does.
strydercrump@reddit
I was far too old to realise why it was a bad term. Having grown up with the term and also the phrase " melting pot" to be a positive I just thought it was a logical conclusion to have half and half cast in the melting pot to make one whole. It was explained to me much later that it should have been half-caste, and the negatives from fraternising with the "lower" classes.
87catmama@reddit
Oh gosh, this reminds a me of a veeeeery long time ago (but would definitely still happen now if she were still alive) when I was out for dinner with my mum, auntie and auntie's friend. Auntie's friend was born and raised in a small highland town and, upon seeing a black person walk in, she says 'look at thon darkie over there!' I was about 15 and absolutely mortified, as you would be.
Highlyironicacid31@reddit
Oh, for years my boomer mum and her used to refer to black people as “darkies”. It was mortifying!
VariableHawk@reddit
I remember being in S3 at school in Scotland doing Modern Studies Standard Grade and the teacher having us painstakingly go through all the printouts scoring out "coloured" and writing in "Black". 1999!
ManicPixiRiotGrrrl@reddit
my partners grandma does this, she always whispers/mumbles it and does a sort of pointing gesture to her face. I have no clue why but she doesn’t see the issue with it when we bring it up so we’ve given up
boojes@reddit
My MIL does exactly the same thing!
Born_Current6133@reddit
Mine does similar but kind of mouths “disabled” whilst indicating on her own body what part may be afflicted kind of panto style. Even if she’s in her own home chatting to a family member.
“Oh she-you know sue! You do! The one with the (mouths disabled) husband. With the, you know…” all the while gesturing wildly to her leg. I’ve tried telling her she doesn’t need to whisper it, I’m pretty dereks aware his legs missing.
MrPatch@reddit
Mine always says '...black? Is that what we're allowed to call them now?'
I keep saying yes that's mostly fine but don't add that extra bit on the end which makes it fucking weird.
Champagne_Bunnny@reddit
Or using "Red Indians" for Native Americans
Lady-Callipygian@reddit
My in-laws still have a very old dark brown shag pile carpet in their snug. I’m not going to tell you the original name of the carpet colour (I’m pretty sure you can guess) 🤦♀️ but whilst discussing redecorating my in-laws told me how well their “* brown carpet has aged” 🤦♀️
Afraid_Simple_4061@reddit
My mum can't understand why my daughter (25) hasn't bought a house yet and is still living with us. My daughter is a teaching assistant.
My mum (75) then proceeded to tell me that their first house cost £6k (small 2 bed terrace, S.E. London) but my dad only earned £17 per week and they managed.
Top-Aspect-8827@reddit (OP)
Big up to your daughter, a fellow TA!
Luckily my parents understand that house buying is pretty much out of the question for me as a single TA.
£6k?! Absolutely insane. Have you done the conversion to what that is today?
lost-on-autobahn@reddit
Assuming they were 25 years old when they purchased the house it would have been 1976 and according to the Bank of England inflation calculator £6000 then is £40965 in today’s money. Which just shows how housing has become prohibitively expensive for today’s young adults
Only_Fig4582@reddit
You can still find one for £30k ish in parts of County Durham. Not a nice house and not in a nice area but yes,still a house.
SilverellaUK@reddit
There must have been a big jump in property prices soon after that. We paid £15,000 for a new 3 bed semi in East Yorkshire in 1980. OP's parents house would have been worth upwards of £20,000.
Our first mortgage rate (endowment) was 15.5%. Some of our neighbours from then still live in the same houses. Similar houses today are £210,000.
House prices were quite volatile. We sold in 1987 for £26,500 - the best price in the street, and bought a far inferior 3 bed semi in the South West for £41,500. I can't remember the rate. I began work at a building society and when I could swap to a staff mortgage (4%) after a year the house was valued at £63,000. I remember we were gazumped on one house and then when we were looking again, we would arrive to a viewing to see a note on the door No more viewings. House sold.
We sold a year later for £51,000. Probably worth £250,000 today.
So although, to us, the houses seemed expensive at the time, we could get a 90% mortgage calculated on 3x first earners salary or 2.5x first earners salary plus 1x second earners salary. That wouldn't go too far in today's market.
ExcitementKooky418@reddit
What you've also got to take into account is the small wage growth compared to the large house price growth.
£17 a week is £884 a year so for a 6k house that just over 6 times annual salary
Average salary now is about £25k but similar house might be £250k or more, which is 10 times as much
SilverellaUK@reddit
As I said, 3 x salary wouldn't go very far in todays market.
LambonaHam@reddit
Just tape two fridge boxes together. That will go for around £40,000
Highlyironicacid31@reddit
The most god awful, run down terraces in my town in Northern Ireland go for at least something in the range of £60k these days and more often £70-£80k. These are the worst properties too in a not at all desirable location.
OkTask9452@reddit
It's better to use his salary as a guide, roughly 7 years worth
OkTask9452@reddit
At £17 per week works out roughly as 7 years salary before any tax or deductions
Afraid_Simple_4061@reddit
I'll pass the big up on, she is sen ta, for that extra bit of stress.
Without interest it worked out to £20 a month over 25 years... but bless, my dad only earned £17 per week. I think he was a hospital porter, but he may have been an ambulance driver at that point. My mum was working then too, as a pharmacy technician or something like that.
heroics-delta8s@reddit
House ownership in the sixties was exceptionally rare for anyone even remotely working class. Many working class people were still living in slums then.
Tupsarratum@reddit
I suspect she is misremembering here - the numbers seem off. £17 a week is only £885 a year - so a house of £6k would be quite a stretch.
A reasonable wage in the mid 70s is more like £2,000.
In the seventies people on low wages had many more renting options including social housing. I don't think a teaching assistant would have expected to buy a house on her own in her twenties then.
Being charitable he was probably on £17 a week when they first got today and that's the figure she remembers.
ashyboi5000@reddit
Going on the old wife's tale of a mortgage being 3-3.5x annual income those figures don't quite stack up.
That's 6x annual income.
ManicPixiRiotGrrrl@reddit
what year were they born that he was earning less than a grand a year? they were 100% talking shite
Cheap-Vegetable-4317@reddit
According to Hansard
The average weekly earnings of adult male manual workers in manufacturing and other industries and services covered by the Ministry's half-yearly inquiries in the North-Western region were £17 11s. 4d. in October, 1964, the latest date for which information is available, compared with £19 0s. 1d. in London and South-Eastern region.
So they 100% were not talking shite.
Born_Current6133@reddit
My grandad was earning £9 4d I think it was in 1952 as a labourer, I know it was pre 1955 as that was when he started lorry driving and was earning £11 and I can’t remember how many shilling. We were going through this tin he has in the sideboard with his rationing books etc in it and I was surprised and thought he would have gotten more as a lorry driver but he was explaining that he would also be given cash for meals etc and night out money.
Afraid_Simple_4061@reddit
My dad would have been in his early 80's now. Initially my mum told me he earned £17 per month but I said that didn't sound quite right. Mum is mid 70's
ManicPixiRiotGrrrl@reddit
that was a common working class salary in the 50s so maybe it was partially true but its still so hard to believe
Extra_Actuary8244@reddit
As a 25 year old this fills me with rage
I work for the ministry of justice for £25k a year after tax
That’s minimum wage for working 40 hours a week and an extra 15-20 hours a week unpaid for having to do paper work off the clock
sleepyprojectionist@reddit
My mum has gone as far as offering me money to help with a deposit.
She doesn’t understand that even with a deposit I’m still not in a position to buy.
I’m single, on a below-average salary, and thanks to a string of emergencies, I am in a not inconsiderable amount of debt.
Any freehold property within my budget is typically in need of so much work that I would never be able to afford it.
Most leasehold flats within my budget have a significant enough service charge that it would push them out of affordability.
My mum genuinely doesn’t seem to understand how a single person with what she deems to be a “good job” cannot afford to buy a home.
I will need at least a couple of years to pay off debt and probably a couple more to save for furniture and solicitors fees before I can realistically think of buying a place.
Possiblyreef@reddit
Just tell her what you earn and times it by x4-5, tell her that amount then ask her to find you something on right move.
Pretty quickly she'll realise it's not doable
Afraid_Simple_4061@reddit
I actually told my mum what I was earning at my old job (after working there for over 20yrs) and it was only a couple of grand above what she gets from her state pension and a percentage of my late dad's NHS pension. I moved companies a few years ago and got a bump in pay but still very much at the low end for what I do. Currently in talks with the directors about what I expect to be paid for what I do, and how it should be what I am paid already, not more pay equals more responsibilities and duties.
Highlyironicacid31@reddit
This is why the rhetoric of the “poor pensionsers” really pisses me off. What about the poor working folks, paying taxes to find year on year state pension increases that we are very unlikely to even see when we reach that age?
sleepyprojectionist@reddit
I have tried this approach.
Her suggestion is that I should look for places in cheaper areas.
When I point out that the most affordable areas are on the opposite side of the city to where I work and that my commute time would quadruple, it just devolves into the usual “when I started out I used to walk twelve miles, uphill, in the driving snow to work in a factory packing cigarettes, and I was able to buy a house by the time I was 23”.
There definitely seems to be some kind of disconnect in her brain. She often complains of how expensive everything has become and then tells me that she’s bought a new kitchen and booked a month in Malta.
Pinkglassouch@reddit
My mum thought 25k was a fortune, millionaire level salary 🤣
Highlyironicacid31@reddit
Yeah, if it were 1982…
360Saturn@reddit
My parents: "the pension you get nowadays is really nothing, we're hardly getting anything!"
In the next breath: "we just booked to go away for a week and we're remodelling the garden!"
Proper-Throwaway-23@reddit
"Twelve miles and it was uphill both ways!"
JurassicM4rc@reddit
My parents told me they bought their house for £18k sometime in the early 80's. I'd need over 4x that much just for the deposit on an average house today!
Anaptyso@reddit
I live in a small terraced house in SE London and the identical house next door recently sold for over £500k. It's just insane, I don't know how young people are supposed to save up a deposit for even a tiny house like that.
Afraid_Simple_4061@reddit
To be fair, wifey and me were lucky. We bought our 2 bed maisonette in the greater London suburbs )spitting distance from N.E. Kent) for 61k just over 25 years ago (when we found out missus was pregnant). It is now worth about £230k... But that also means for us to upgrade to a nicer/proper house (like my mum expects us to) we would have to find an extra £100k or mortgage for that amount. My mum sold up after dad died, and sold her 3 bed terrace a couple of miles away from us for £350k about five or six years ago and bought her current 2 bed terrace for £250k, a few miles further in to Kent.
Daughter and her bf are not far off having enough for a deposit etc and hope to start looking for a place over in Essex in a year or so. Bf is in a good line of work, and his family have a bit of money and have already put some away to help him and his brother with deposit etc when the time comes.
Anaptyso@reddit
That difficulty in upgrading is definitely something I feel. Our house is three bed, but one of those is tiny. We've got two kids, and it is going to feel cramped as they get older.
However, in our area (Beckenham) it would cost us about another £150-200k to get something with one more bedroom. That's just not feasible, and we'll probably stay where we are for ages.
LeadershipAble773@reddit
So that's 353 weeks he would have to work to be able to pay for the house. Average house price in London now is 600,000 (ish, according to ai). So, using the same time frame, someone now would need to earn £1700 per WEEK to be able to do the same. Average TA salary in London is 19k to 26k, so let's say 23k, £386.14 per week. So your daughter would need to work for 1554 weeks to be able to afford that house. So that's 4.4 times more than your mom.
slb609@reddit
£236/week and a purchase price of £83k if we assume 1970 prices.
That’s £12k/year. Doable?
Farmgirl_88@reddit
Reminds me of a conversation I had with my uncle. It nearly turned into an arguement he was that out of touch.
lesloid@reddit
To be fair that does mean their house was seven times his salary.
Eddie173312@reddit
I hear you! Draining isn’t
Nirnroot_Enjoyer@reddit
My parents aren't too bad to be fair.
Whereas my SIL's mother, who's a highly respected medical lawyer, still insists upon printing out her emails, because she prefers to read them on paper 😭
Hookton@reddit
Made a four-hour+ round trip by bus to pay a bill over the counter at the bank because he refuses to use internet banking, use phone banking, or allow me to use internet banking then repay me by cheque.
Odd_Championship7286@reddit
My grandparents died a few years ago having never had internet, a mobile phone, or used a computer of any kind. Grandma never learned to drive either. It was very sweet to hear them phone the cinema to ask for show times or the train station to check train times but also incredibly annoying to get anything important accomplished.
faelavie@reddit
My grandad learned how to use online banking when he was 90. I miss him.
vandaleyes89@reddit
Mine got on socials around that age. I knew he'd gone through my Instagram one day because I opened the app and had like 16 notifications and it was all him liking my photos. If it had been anyone else it would've be strange but the man had 38 grandchildren so it was nice to know he was thinking about me.
ExcitementKooky418@reddit
When I worked for an energy switching company I had a few customers who would rather send a cheque in the post to their supplier than set up a direct debit. Couldn't understand that it was more secure giving sort code and account number over the phone than sending a piece of paper with those details in the post, where in theory anyone could get to it
SeesawOk1776@reddit
Tbf I'm glad my Mum only has 'manual' banking - she has to go into Nationwide to pay bills, withdraw money etc - as it makes her much less vulnerable to scammers. She cannot be duped into logging into her banking app and xferring £££ if she doesn't have the app. Plus, the staff in the local branch of Nationwide all know her now and I'm sure would flag anything suspicious.
Hookton@reddit
It was fine when we had a local branch. Now it's a huge undertaking for him.
Round_Grand_4716@reddit
Silly question, but is there a local pot office?
Hookton@reddit
No, it got closed down.
Darkus185@reddit
Oh god the obsession with cheques and cashing them in.
I am 38, have lived in four countries, done multiple jobs, and have never ever had to use a cheque.
MelindaTheBlue@reddit
I'c had to use them once but thankfully that was only because the regular system was broken, and they couldn't do cash - so cheque it was
Infamous-Sherbert-32@reddit
I miss cheques for the running total I recorded on the cheque book stubs. I found it a really handy way of keeping tabs on how much I spent, and with budgeting.
anniemaew@reddit
I'm 36 and my first job (when I was 16) paid me by cheque for several years! I was a lifeguard and then a duty manager at the small local pool.
Justsomerandomguy35@reddit
If you don’t have a local bank branch then you can always do the same tasks at a local post office branch?
Hookton@reddit
Yeeeeeeah that closed a couple of years ago.
Juuudes@reddit
Up to a few years ago, I used to go to the post office in town to pay bills with a cheque over the counter in the hope that it would help to keep the branch open. Then COVID hit and I bit the bullet and started using internet banking. Post office closed and I feel a bit guilty.
Hookton@reddit
Don't feel guilty, it was probably inevitable if your town is anything like mine. There was a big campaign to keep ours open and were a good-sized town with a lot of elderly residents who relied on the PO and a lot of tourist footfall over the summer who found it useful.
Nope, off it goes. I guess they didn't listen to the arguments about keeping the fire station and the police station, so who's gonna keep the Post Office.
Wild_Region_7853@reddit
Refusing to use sat nav/google maps/any kind of gps.
They literally have a sat nav built into their car and unlimited data on their phones but will still ask me directions to places, or try to give me directions. If I ask for a postcode the reply is ‘oh you know the old chippy on Stanford street? It’s the second left after that and then you’ll go over a bridge, take the right just after the speed camera and it’s on that road’.
JUST GIVE ME A FUCKING POST CODE.
Ashamed-Assumption12@reddit
My Dad does this. Asks which way I'm going and what motorway etc I'm using. He hates it when I say "I dunno, I follow the satnav"
SuzLouA@reddit
My husband does this, he’s only 43 😂 I honestly don’t get it, but he hates to not know where he’s going, and he finds it baffling that I will just get in the car and go wherever the satnav tells me. (I mean, within reason, I’m obviously not Michael-Scott-ing it into a lake, but I couldn’t give a fuck if it says to go a different way, it’s always just because of heavy traffic on the usual route.)
xxtrevor5@reddit
I get the same from my dad. He seems disgusted that I have no idea. Glad to know I’m not alone with this experience!
xxtrevor5@reddit
On a few occasions when I’ve been driving my parents and using the sat nav, my dad will tell me he knows a quicker/better route than the satnav and insists I go his route. It’s added 10-20 minutes to the journey. Everytime I tell him that it chooses the best route he looks surprised and mildly impressed.
ThrustersToFull@reddit
LOL my best friend's mum does that. We were going on a hike one time and I got in the car and said: "I'll just pull up the directions for the visitor centre car park." She insisted that this was unnecessary as she had looked up how to get there on Google Maps, but had printed bit of the map and bits of StreetView. I got quite annoyed and said this was useless and I'd just use my iPhone like a normal person and she genuinely couldn't understand why I was refusing to navigate by bits of maps and photos of houses.
PsychedelicPistachio@reddit
I got a first in my degree from a mid tier uni and my parents were baffled I wasn’t being constantly rang by recruiters and getting at least high five figures “to start with”.
nadiestar@reddit
My mum still puts conkers around the house to ward off spiders and other insects. Actual conkers, mental!
CoinneachOdhar@reddit
My wee granny did this for years and never experienced a spider in the house. I always put it down to her living in a decent quality new build miles from any actual greenery in a major city and fumigating the house with 40 fags a day (plus another 50-60 from her friend)!
When she passed, I must have collected around 100 conkers whilst clearing out her house but I never came across a single spider!
She was a red headed, 4’10” ex matron, force of nature, she battered a couple of would be burglars (with a wooden bat), had at one point been hung from a meat hook stuck in her upper arm and had faced every other thing life could have thrown at a woman in her 80s and had faced it all down without complaint! But even the tiniest spider would have her screaming and running as fast as her tiny legs would carry her!
It’s been a while since I’ve thought about her, thank you for making me remember!
Chatty_Betty@reddit
Does it work?
nadiestar@reddit
No. Because spiders live in horse chestnut trees. But you can’t convince her otherwise. Every bloody window has several conkers on the sills. 🤦🏼♀️
InevitableFox81194@reddit
Oh my gods. So does mine. I thought she was just "odd" 🤭
_MimiBit@reddit
My dad still calls the internet, the 'tinternet. He refuses to buy anything on Amazon but is more than happy for me to make purchases on his behalf.
Woffingshire@reddit
Since retirement my parents have both started using Fahrenheit instead of celcius.
The most confusing thing about to for me was that both of them were born after we officially switched to celcius, I exclusively heard my grandparents use celcius, and growing up I only ever heard them use celcius.
This whole Fahrenheit thing has only come about in the last few yearsband I have no idea why.
jelly10001@reddit
My Mum (mid 70's) has always used Fahrenheit.
Nukes-For-Nimbys@reddit
American media/ socials. Some boomers are worse than the kids for Americanisms.
Tripped for me when I heard pounds without the stone.
pajamakitten@reddit
A lot of British papers use it too. The Daily Mail is a big offender for this.
Nukes-For-Nimbys@reddit
Alot of "British" papers are mostly US facing. Check their address revenue.
Guardian and Telegraph absolutely are. I haven't checked the mail but it wouldn't suprise me.
Somerlouise@reddit
My dad is the same! I thought it was just him but apparently not.
tellhimhesdreamin9@reddit
My mum just asked if we are allowed to buy alcohol on Easter Sunday. Does that count?
MrsJBB@reddit
Mother in law said not to drain my child's bathwater because she wants a bath next.
Apparently my other half was always made to share bathwater with numerous family members which is baffling because a) she grew up with significantly more money than me and b) we grew up in the 90s with modern plumbing 😂
Buffy_Geek@reddit
It is odd that they shared baths if they weren't very poor, maybe their parents were worse off and they just kept the tradition going?
However I don't understand your comment about modern plumbing... Maybe it's a joke that's gone over my head? But it's not about getting the water in the bath, but that it costs more money (/higher utilities bill) to heat the hot water. So heating just one bath worth of hot water costs a lot less than heating 4 baths worth of how water.
MrsJBB@reddit
They definitely had enough money for baths so it's not that. It's just seems to be something she enjoys as they had a combi in the 90s too.
Re: modern plumbing - we have a combi boiler so it's hot water on demand, not the older style hot water tank which would run out of hot and then take a while to reheat (so it would make more sense to share.)
Heating one bath would definitely cost less but I'm happy to pay the cost to make sure anyone in my household who needs one for hygiene can take a fresh bath with clean water. I'm the one paying and she never worries about turning my heating on when it's already warm 😅
bitterlemon80@reddit
When I was a kid people didn't have combi boilers with hot water on demand, you had an immersion heater and hot water tank. When the tank was empty, no more hot water for hours, until the immersion had heated up the cold refill water.
Del_boytrotter@reddit
My Mrs leaves the bathwater in for me still. Im 35
No-Nefariousness9539@reddit
I grew up poor and I still ask my husband if he wants my bathwater. I think he’s said yes maybe once in ten years.
bill_end@reddit
Probably still better than using the water from one's siblings. At least your husband should be at least 80 percent sure you've not done a wee in it
Naoruth@reddit
I remember going to my best friends house in the 90s and staying over on a Saturday night which was bath night, they didn't have central heating but would put the boiler on to fill up the bath and then take turns from oldest to youngest to use the bath water. It horrified me and they couldn't understand why I didn't want to have a bath.
sockeyejo@reddit
Grew up doing this too. Single now but would often have a quick bath in my ex's water if the temperature was ok. No different to sharing a bath with someone is it?!
ThrustersToFull@reddit
This is disturbing.
Stabbykarp@reddit
I'm pretty sure my parents still share bathwater.. I grew up with it and if we wanted a top up of hot that was fine
Top-Aspect-8827@reddit (OP)
My nan likes to tell us about how she and her siblings used to argue who went first in the tin bath in front of the fire!
Practical-Ear725@reddit
In an accident an unbuckled person can become a projectile and endanger others in the car, always insist everyone is buckled.
Force-Grand-2@reddit
When she inevitably can't work the sky remote and reverts to "back in my day we only had three channels, I remember them bringing in Channel 4".
smoulderstoat@reddit
I can remember when there were only three channels.
pinkdaisylemon@reddit
Haha me too! I'm 64 and I also remember when our telly had a slot to put a penny in and a little aerial on top that we used to have to wave around to get a picture. . My dad rigged it though so you put the penny in and it came straight back out the bottom🤣
Direct_Impress_6277@reddit
So funny. My mum got our telly 'on the tick' but the rental company went bust. To her delight, they never collected the monthly payments or the TV. Despite the huge saving on the box itself, she resented paying for a TV licence. Jill next door (who didn't work) would warn her if the detector van came round. Mum would put the telly in the loft and leave it up there until she was sure they'd left the area - sometimes for months. As a result, my recollection of 70's programming is somewhat patchy.
pinkdaisylemon@reddit
Oh I love it! Haha I also have childhood memories of hiding on the floor behind the couch when the tally man knocked🤣 I remember being told don't answer the door in case it's the TV van! The 60s and 70s were wild!
PipBin@reddit
I can remember Channel 4 starting too.
sparklychestnut@reddit
We weren't allowed to watch it when it came out - too racy for us kids, apparently.
PipBin@reddit
It was ok. They put a green triangle in the corner of the screen if there was something mucky going to happen.
Proper-Throwaway-23@reddit
I can recall the run up to Channel 5 starting when I was a kid. The spice girls played a roll in the ads as I recall so 10 year old me was very excited.
CulturedClub@reddit
Like, a sausage roll?
Proper-Throwaway-23@reddit
Autocorrect is a little bitch 🙈
bill_end@reddit
I was probably about 13 because I remember them promising to show a raunchy film every Friday night. I distinctly remember watching something with a god awful plot for well over an hour before a 12 second scene with some 70s bush briefly in view, most disappointing.
PipBin@reddit
Lord above, I was an adult then. I moved house the day it started from somewhere that did have a signal to somewhere that didn’t. I was so annoyed that I w couldn’t see the turn on!
lungbong@reddit
I can remember people talking about Channel 4 starting and us not being able to watch it because it was another year before it was on our transmitter.
Long_Huckleberry1751@reddit
I can remember when there wasn't even TV on during the day. And that wasn't even a lie my parents told me, it genuinely wasn't on.
Safe-Professional556@reddit
So can I, though for a long time we weren't allowed to watch ITV as it was "just filled with American rubbish".
DameKumquat@reddit
And you had no idea what was on it as ITV listings were in a separate listings mag (TV Times), being too lower class for the Radio Times (BBC1 and 2 and radio 1-4 listings).
ConfidentReference63@reddit
They weren’t allowed to publish other channels because of competition regulations, nothing to do with class.
DameKumquat@reddit
True on the publication. Which one your household bought was definitely down to class!
Draigdwi@reddit
Tbf it still is.
SatisfactionMoney426@reddit
I can remember just BBC1 and ITV - we had to get a new aerial for BBC2. Then sometimes we got Tyne Tees instead of Anglia ...
smoulderstoat@reddit
When I was a nipper we lived in an area that could get either Anglia, or Thames / LWT. Occasionally the programming was different, particularly at the weekends when LWT made stuff that Anglia wouldn't buy, so you'd rock up at school to talk about something you'd seen, and everyone would look at you blankly.
Then we moved into the Southern area. I can remember the transition from Southern to TVS almost as clearly as Channel 4 starting.
Yes I am fun at parties, thanks very much for asking.
Juuudes@reddit
Me too. I got my dad to move the aerial to get LWT rather than Anglia so I could watch Thunderbirds.
SatisfactionMoney426@reddit
It was Land of the Giants on TyneTees for us ...
This_White_Wolf@reddit
Yep - there were three channel buttons on the TV, labelled 1, 2, and *
ITV fitted into * but when channel 4 came along there was no way to add the fourth channel!!
GordonLivingstone@reddit
Three channels! Two - in black and white.
Advanced-Fig6699@reddit
I remember when channel 5 came in, my great grandmother loved the dirty films in the evenings 🤣🤣
Jojo6167@reddit
Me too
Force-Grand-2@reddit
I reckon you must be at least 48 then, working on remembering little enough before you were 4
smoulderstoat@reddit
I'm 54.
EducationalRepeat568@reddit
I remember when channel 5 came out, everyone in school was saying there would be topless women on it. I snook downstairs when me mum had gone to bed, but our Tele was too shit to get any signal for it.
Nublett9001@reddit
Can confirm channel five had lots of topless women.
LambonaHam@reddit
Yeah, shame they stopped it right when this guy got a proper telly.
mah0803@reddit
And a naked Chegvers, if I recall correctly...
tobotic@reddit
I remember their launch broadcast involved the Spice Girls and the first advert they broadcast was for Chanel No 5.
Aggravating_Cloud657@reddit
We technically had 5 channels, but channel 5 was unwatchable most of the time. It was mostly static, but if there was something you wanted to watch we'd just cope and watch anyway.
MarsStar2301@reddit
When I was at university, Channel 5 could either have a reasonably good picture and no sound, or a staticky black-and-white picture and good sound. My student house was fairly near some hills, so I suspect the hills got in the way of the signal. The other four channels worked normally though, but Freeview (when I eventually got it) never worked there.
worotan@reddit
That was channel 4’s big selling point to school kids.
Choice-Lemon4500@reddit
I remember when Robbie Williams substituted a line in the song "Old Before I Die" with "I hope I live to receive Channel 5".
Puzzleheaded-Lynx-89@reddit
I remember when channel 5 launched, but we couldn't watch it due to interference with French TV signals until the switch to digital. It was British channel 5 overlayed with static, and french voices. My mum got annoyed when Neighbours left channel 4 and she couldn't watch it anymore.
banananey@reddit
Used to stay up on a Friday night for the naughty film they'd always show.
pajamakitten@reddit
My mum is like this and has had Sky since 1998! How is it you have not mastered it in 30 years?
Shellrant42day@reddit
I’m 53 and remind my 26 year old son that when we were kids, we were the remote the control for the tele 😆.
tetlee@reddit
We got a freeview box for my 90 year old Gran, trying to show her how to use it she'd press the power button then when the screen wouldn't come on straight away she'd press it again turning it off. My dad tried explaining it several times with no luck, ended up getting her a different box
Ok_Shirt983@reddit
Tbf, sky remotes are completely unintuitive. What to turn it on? Why not press the power button? Because that will do fuck all, you have to press the home button. Subtitles are inexplicably hidnt behind a button with a question make on it. And along with the home and back buttons is a very prominent but completely useless button that brings up beehive madness.
RoyalConflict1@reddit
Was literally telling my 9 year old this that we had four channels growing up except when the weather was REALLY good and channel 5 would work 😂
Highlyironicacid31@reddit
In Ireland we were so privileged because we actually had 7/8 channels!
Force-Grand-2@reddit
Growing up in NI the weather decided whether we got RTE or not!
JackyRaven@reddit
I'm 68 & am reasonably computer literate ( Word, excel, online banking/shopping, updating websites, etc etc), writing illusrated newsletters, other documents etc, smartphone & watch, video calls on different platforms, converting pdf to word or vice versa, was brought up with 2 channels (I remember BBC 2 coming in as well as channel 4!). I'm perfectly capable of also working TV remotes & smart speakers... I honestly think there's no excuse for anyone under around 75 not to manage, unless they have some impairment or disability. Of course, I can still use dvd & video players & do mental maths...
CouchKakapo@reddit
I get mad at our TV because you have to select whatever input (streaming service/ free view channel/ HDMI rtc) rather than just turn it on and it go straight to a TV show or whatever was last on.
I'm a grumpy old 37 years.
OkAudience414@reddit
You can change this in the settings
Top-Aspect-8827@reddit (OP)
My mum sometimes talks about those old fashioned television stands that had doors on them so you could shut the TV away
Euphoric_Rough_5245@reddit
I remember them but I don’t remember if it was us that had one or my grandparents when I was a nipper.
Born_Current6133@reddit
My mum has one still, matching stereo cabinet with a lift up top for the record player and wall unit.
Glittering_Sunrise12@reddit
My mum only just got rid of her old tv stand with doors when she moved house recently. I miss it 😂
Force-Grand-2@reddit
I stayed in an Airbnb with one of those, but they'd taken the back off so it had no structure and would collapse when you opened the doors. Felt very much like the mid-Victorian cottage telling us off for being too modern.
Sea-Still5427@reddit
Day I passed my driving test.
Proper-Throwaway-23@reddit
My mother has said this verbatim more times than i can tolerate. She still sometimes rings my partner to ask for help and the answer is always the same - "Have you turned the sky box on...?"
She has not.
Force-Grand-2@reddit
The hassle I had when my mum got a sound bar, and therefore another thing to turn on and manage. Those were trying times.
Proper-Throwaway-23@reddit
At this point, I can only assume we have the same mother. I love her dearly but she is willfully inept sometimes.
Danglyweed@reddit
Tbf im 39, we just got a new tv, and I've been complaining they just don't make them like they used to. I actually did say similar the other day "why can't we just have 4 fucking channels like the old days instead of this stupid 10 remotes utter pish".
Wrong--Conclusions@reddit
Does she use Smart TV functions/streaming? If not, might be worth getting her one of those big button remotes that basically only has numbers, volume up/down, and programme up/down.
Realistic-River-1941@reddit
Refered to the cupboard under the stairs.
bill_end@reddit
No need for a "cupboard under the stairs" nowadays, I hear you can get an anonymous blowjob on grinder instead
Top-Aspect-8827@reddit (OP)
Okay I don't get this one - we've got a cupboard under our stairs - what else would you call it?
Realistic-River-1941@reddit
Glory hole.
E420CDI@reddit
Susie Dent as left the chat
JohnRCC@reddit
Wizard Storage
Majick_L@reddit
I’m quite old school myself at 35, I only started using contactless card payment and my phone for payment in 2025. Still never used a streaming service either for tv, movies or music!
Top-Aspect-8827@reddit (OP)
Okay this has absolutely baffled me - how do you consume your media? What's your aversion to all the great tech?
Majick_L@reddit
Torrenting and saving the MP3 / MP4 files on my computer and backing up to USB hard drives, like I’ve always done since the early 2000’s, and also buying vinyl and dvd’s. I like to own all my media permanently and not rely on the internet / subscriptions. Particularly with music I treasure my collection and want it formatted exactly how I like, with the freedom to listen to anything I want, whenever I want, without the internet. If a new TV series comes out I just hop on my PC, download it to a USB drive, then plug it into my TV and watch it. It’s how I’ve always done it since I was a teenager and I don’t see any reason to change
bill_end@reddit
I am the same. Plus, I have a music player on my phone that allows me to organise my collection by directories which I choose, rather than looking to catalogue it by whatever artist info nonsense is in the metadata
InevitableFox81194@reddit
I actually love that people are trying to preserve physical media. We aren't to the same extent as you, but my daughter and I do buy a lot of albums and vinyls as we are huge music lovers. We dont really watch TV but we do read and own an obscene amount of books.
Majick_L@reddit
Yeah I love it, music is my main hobby so I’ve always been that way. If I could afford it, I would have my entire music collection on vinyl and basically a dedicated room for it lol
InevitableFox81194@reddit
I'm actually doing that very thing. I've slowly managed to get all my favourite albums on vinyl as and when they released or from back catalogue. I've also inherited a whole record shop full of vinyls so I'm never going to be without new music.
ooh_bit_of_bush@reddit
You would love Plex or Jellyfin, with Sonarr and Radarr.
gnu_andii@reddit
So more tech savvy than most and sailing the seven seas... No, I don't see why you'd want to rent your media either. It's a win for the companies, not the consumer.
ThrustersToFull@reddit
Interesting. I have actually ditched all subscriptions as they were getting really out of hand. I have a Plex server now which has been revolutionary.
Long_Huckleberry1751@reddit
My husband refuses to use his phone for payment. At this point I suspect it is just to wind up me and the kids.
SecretiveBerries@reddit
So does mine. He says he “doesn’t trust it” - but I swear it’s so when I ring him to grab something he can say “I don’t have my card on me.”
Majick_L@reddit
Lol for me it was because I kept seeing my mum dilly dally with hers in the supermarket and it not working properly all the time, so it put me off. I have come around now but I still carry a full size wallet with my cards in case
finallygaveintor@reddit
Why?
WhyN0tToast@reddit
My mum told me off for calling golden syrup 'golden syrup' on pancake day!
Turns out golden syrup should just be called 'syrup' as it is the only true syrup! All hail the one true syrup!!
Cue me and my daughter then calling it anything but syrup for the rest of the day as a mockery to all that is holy!
Buffy_Geek@reddit
Ah see my mum has the same view but opposite reasoning: All other syrup is inferior, so only deserves to be called syrup, however the all great and powerful golden syrup deserves to be assessed by it's full title.
Nidfymrenin@reddit
The term ‘golden syrup’ is a marketing name, invented because the real designation - treacle - was too unappealing (compare black treacle)
WhyN0tToast@reddit
Wrong. It is only called syrup!! Source: Mother
LambonaHam@reddit
Oof, this would be a serious offence if there were any Canadians around.
Careless_Ad5251@reddit
Told me off for whistling. Apparently girls don’t whistle.
Silhouette_Sneezes@reddit
God, my dad also does this. Anytime we whistle, I shit you not, he recites this:
A whistling woman A crowing hen Brings the devil Out of his den.
Just a little snapshot of his insane levels of misogyny there.
No_Camp_7@reddit
What the fuck did this ever even mean.
Misogyny is sometimes just a load of jumbled words someone pulled out of a tombola.
Buffy_Geek@reddit
It means that they think that whistling for a girl/woman is morally bad, so doing it is tempting the devil to enter them and take advantage of them. A similar idea to the whole 'you smoke one joint of weed and then eventually are spiraling into heroin addiction'.
It's also from back when there was more... I can't think of the right word but like spiritual beliefs tied in with religion and culture. So a lot of things were considered bad luck or tempting fates and they were genuinely scared that some malevolent spirit would harm them, or their loved ones.
It's not always just people deliberately using religion/misogyny to control people but a genuine belief, or misunderstanding of things, that scared them into trying to protect their loved ones.
Obviously there is more of a negative effect of scaring girls and not letting them whistle than covering mirrors or carving protective symbols into the beam above your child's bed, but it all comes from a similar place.
(And if course actually malicious people will exploit things like a parents love for their child and use it against them, or for their own gain, or to push their own agenda. And for some reason there always seems to be others surround those who are happy to support them, or push the normal of just fitting in and 'not makinh a fuss' even if it's illogical or very unfair or unkind.)
Or even more similarly it's like the belief that when you sneeze it creates a temporary opening for the devil, or evil spirits, to enter; and that saying 'bless you' keeps them away and protects the person. And still similarly there are some who genuinely believe that is the case but it's also become part of cultural norms so people repeat it unquestionably, or go along with it anyway.
pineapplewin@reddit
Wow, flashback there. My great-aunt used to say that along with, "in hallways and doors linger harlots and whores" if we dared to be in a doorway.
KP0776@reddit
My Nan started saying this to me over the last few years, which I find so bizarre that my powers of whistling apparently have the ability to summon the devil
No_Application_8698@reddit
Apparently I taught myself to whistle when I was a toddler.
The version I heard was “A whistling maiden or a crowing hen are neither fit for god nor men.”
No_Stick_6120@reddit
My gran used to recite that too.
Jojo6167@reddit
🤣🤣🤣
DameKumquat@reddit
Whistling girls and crowing hens / Always come to some bad ends.
One of the Laura Ingalls Wilder books, set round 1880. Also my mum, about 1980.
Ohtherewearethen@reddit
My dad used to say something very similar! "A whistling woman and a crowing hen are only good for the devil and his den."
Goth_Nurse@reddit
This has cool Witchy vibes actually, this is a cool wee rhyme.
Silhouette_Sneezes@reddit
Ah it definitely does! My father was heading in a different direction as a general motif 🤣 but it is very witchy x
NaniFarRoad@reddit
I can't whistle because our teachers in primary school would come down on us like a tonne of bricks if we tried.
Later, when I went to secondary school, our (female) headmaster would whistle all the time to get everyone's attention, and I was so jealous.
I'm 51. I've since tried to learn, many times, but never succeeded.
smelltogetwell@reddit
I was always told it was bad luck for girls to whistle.
Soapy_Von_Soaps@reddit
Printed out photos from the family group chat and gave a copy to us.
flangeflangeflanges@reddit
I knew you have to wear them in the back now, but I thought that was a really recent rule and I’ve only recently started doing it. 😂. Yes, I’m old.
InevitableFox81194@reddit
Honestly, how are you active online and on somewhere like reddit and totally unaware of a law that's been around for decades?!?!
At this point its just willful ignorance, surely..
flangeflangeflanges@reddit
I know! But in my defence, I’m very very rarely in the back seat of cars, probably once every few years so it’s obviously something I’ve just not thought about. I’m very sorry and feel I’ve been quite rightly chastised.
InevitableFox81194@reddit
No.. my mother is in her 70s hasnt sat in the back srat for over 4 decades and yet she always makes sure she keeps up to date with all new road laws.. it is literally wilritten into most insurance policies that it is your responsibility to do so..
boojes@reddit
Sorry, how do you get to 2026 without realising that you have to wear a seat belt, not only legally but also did the safety issue not occur to you?
flangeflangeflanges@reddit
I know I have to wear one in the front but I’ve just said in another reply that I’m rarely in the back of a car so it’s just not occurred to me.
Darkgreenbirdofprey@reddit
An old guy I golfed with laughed when I said I was a teacher. He thought I was joking. Teachers are all women apparently.
He was baffled that it was primary school for some reason as well.
Even more baffled that the answer to 'what do you teach?' was 'everything'. He genuinely couldn't comprehend what I meant.
scotianheimer@reddit
This was a few years ago, but my mum very kindly bought me tickets to a show for my birthday (I forget which one).
The tickets were only available online, which she booked using her iPad.
In order to give them to me as a gift, she took a photo of her iPad screen with her phone, then drove 8 miles to Boots to get the photo printed so she could pop it in my birthday card.
87catmama@reddit
Aww bless, that's sweet! When my friend got married, his mum got all the disposable cameras developed then took a photo of each photo to put on Facebook. She had also got a disc with all the photos on it but didn't know what it was!
scotianheimer@reddit
That’s brilliant! The effort she put in to get the photos shared! I wouldn’t have had the heart to tell her what the CD was 😄
87catmama@reddit
Yeah, I believe her husband opted not to tell her so he'd get a few hours of peace 🤣
Top-Aspect-8827@reddit (OP)
Awwww this is so sweet!
scotianheimer@reddit
It is! Bless her.
I now refer to “taking a photograph of a screen” as a “Nana screenshot”.
AndrewHinds67@reddit
I used to have a mate years ago who would call a radio "the wireless".
AndrewHinds67@reddit
Actually, seatbelts have been mandatory since 1983.
Top-Aspect-8827@reddit (OP)
I meant in the back of a car not overall
AndrewHinds67@reddit
I stand corrected. Yes, the law came in on 31st January 1983 for front seat passengers. 1991 for all passengers.
NutAli@reddit
Of course you have to belt up in the back or go through the person in front of you if you crash!!!
deathpunk1890@reddit
My mother-in-law got charged twice by Disney+. She probably set up two accounts by accident, but she’s convinced it’s because the Disney corporation are sneakily stealing money from old ladies.
Champagne_Bunnny@reddit
My mother, quite unironically, occasionally calls my father "Daddy". Me and my 16 year old sit trying not to cry laughing.
TeikaDunmora@reddit
My mum refers to her (deceased) parents as Granny and Grandpa in front of me, as if I'll get confused if she calls them Mum and Dad. 😄
Champagne_Bunnny@reddit
Bless them thinking we are all still 5😂
E420CDI@reddit
Does she ask him to spank her?
Champagne_Bunnny@reddit
Not in front of us, at least 😂
cursed_cucumbers@reddit
Referring to any song as a "record", even if released in the 21st century
jlb8@reddit
Track is the same etymology, which is what I say. If anything record is better as music is still recorded.
ExcitementKooky418@reddit
It is still done on tracks so to speak. Even fully digital music will be made by creating different tracks in a music program for bass, drums, vocals, lead etc
JohnRCC@reddit
I bet you still go to the cinema to see a film though!
cursed_cucumbers@reddit
It would be "the pictures" to my dad
JessicaEccles76@reddit
I accidentally said about 'going to the pictures ' at work and my younger workmates thought it was hilarious
Cheap-Vegetable-4317@reddit
It does mean a recording though, so it still describes the thing we are talking about. Also it's still in common use even amongst the young. Track is more archaic since it initially referred to the physical groove on a shellac disc.
smoulderstoat@reddit
Yes, what's wrong with that?
cursed_cucumbers@reddit
I just picture a big 20 inch LP spinning on a record player. That it what I see when I hear record! I've clearly offended a few music enthusiasts with my post
gloomfilter@reddit
The person who spins them is still a Disc Jockey of course.
(12" btw, or 7" for a single)
Champagne_Bunnny@reddit
Yikes me too, you're telling me nobody uses "record" any more? I'm officially old now😂
Majick_L@reddit
That’s still extremely common among young people in the music industry & podcasts etc tbf
cursed_cucumbers@reddit
Ah yeah I get that! My parents are 60-odd so their version deffo doesn't originate from modern music industry hahaha
beneaththegardenwall@reddit
My grandad does this and it always makes me smile!
shauneok@reddit
I've explained it maybe 200 times but my dad just can't get his head round 'The Cloud'.
Ethelredthebold@reddit
I consider myself quite knowledgeable on computer stuff, for my age, 61. But I cannot understand what the cloud is. I know it's a way to save stuff but I have no idea where it's saved or how to access it when needed. I don't suppose I'll ever need it so I don't worry.
mah0803@reddit
It's just a computer somewhere else.
shauneok@reddit
Just think of it as none local and don't worry about a specific location.
Smudgered@reddit
Same for one of my ‘rents. I have had some success with explaining it as someone else’s computer in the datacentre, which you access from your device, a bit like when you used a green screen/dumb terminal to access a mainframe.
Dan_85@reddit
For the life of them, neither of my parents can grasp the concept of copy and paste.
DoingItWellBitch@reddit
Omfg, one of my parents, did this recently.
He usually drives or is in the passenger seat, so i had never witnessed this before.
I was so shocked. He did put it on after being asked twice, but he seriously couldn't understand what the issue was.
I mentioned this to a friend, and she said her dad used to do the same thing until she shamed him.
Boomer men, please explain 🙏
LambonaHam@reddit
It's just manlier to die than emphasise your man boobs 🤷♂️
Top-Aspect-8827@reddit (OP)
I don't know whether to feel heartened my mum wasn't the only one, or really worried!
My mum is a boomer too!
SlowRaspberry4723@reddit
If it makes you feel any better my mother in law wanted to take my newborn baby on her lap in the car, I think she thought I was being an overprotective first time mum when I told her that’s really unsafe and illegal
SecretiveBerries@reddit
My in-laws also insist that my children don’t actually need car seats. They were having kids from the 70s to the 90s - and say they’ve never needed car seats before, they aren’t using them now.
Needless to say my children aren’t allowed in their car.
RelationshipLife6739@reddit
Really old Geordie term for sweets you don’t really hear often anymore other than from grandparents is “Ket”.
Brought my Cypriot girlfriend to meet my parents and obviously she knows “Ket” as it’s more popular meaning from our time in university.
Mum gave us money to go to the shops and said something along the lines of “go get us some ket for later”.
My girlfriend was past herself lmao…
GlamourousFireworks@reddit
Yea we still use it for sweets up here too!
JK07@reddit
My then girlfriend, now wife, is Irish and she'd worked in Leeds for a while before moving up to Newcastle, she started her new job and she was being shown around by the manager and they pointed a drawer and said "That's the ket draw, just help yourself whenever you fancy."
"You what? Sorry?"
He then opened the draw to reveal packs of chocolate biscuits, mini packs of haribo etc.
"Oh right..." She said.
She told me about this when she got home and I had to explain.
Jadey-Monkey@reddit
In fairness, I'm from South East England and this would've got me, too. It's a v regional term.
JakeCMMA@reddit
Asda in Hartlepool famously has/had Ket on it’s aisle sign instead of sweets
morgennebelimgebirge@reddit
Still has it!
Grotbags_82@reddit
I grew up in Durham and we used this term. I've told people about the ket machines we had in school that sold Space Raiders for 10p or the ket shop over the road who used to prepare pot noodles for kids lunches for £1. People refused to believe we used that term. I'd never heard it used as anything else until I went to Middlesbrough.
Cranberry64@reddit
Sweets are called spogs in some parts of Yorkshire
Away-Breadfruit-35@reddit
My mil is from northern Ireland, we were with my friend and she said “arh that was good craic”. My friend looked at her horrified.
TagsMa@reddit
It's a word used a lot in Cumbria too, especially north Cumbria.
And then there's lonin for a path. And "is/was it wah" for "is/was it hell". Just little things that I have a tendency to slip back to, even though I'm Midlands based now.
Smooth-Access6785@reddit
What's wrong with that? Phrase is used all the time in the South of Ireland 🤷♀️
Moppo_@reddit
And the word spread to Britain, too, I thought.
RelationshipLife6739@reddit
Yeah I mean in newcastle we say good crack as in good laughs or something. We don’t spell it craic like how the Irish do though…
Away-Breadfruit-35@reddit
Because what my friend (who isn’t from ni/ireland) heard “crack” as in cocaine.
Smooth-Access6785@reddit
Ah I see bahahaha 🤣🤣🤣
atimelyending@reddit
My mum still says ket! We're from Durham, I'd think of sweets before the drug if I heard it, though I wouldn't really use the term
RelationshipLife6739@reddit
Same same!
cake-bake-fake@reddit
Oh my god, I’ve been searching for the origin of this word for years!! An old colleague used to use it, and it’s brilliant so I’ve kept using it for 25 years. But no one else understands it where I live. Thanks for the background info - is it unique to Newcastle area? I’m in Scotland, and never heard it locally.
Minky_Dave_the_Giant@reddit
Apparently ket is from Norse for rotten. The thinking is that parents would tell their kids sweets were ket/kets because they were bad for you and would rot your teeth. Eventually kets just became another word for sweets.
RelationshipLife6739@reddit
Exactly this!
cake-bake-fake@reddit
I love that! Thanks for the background info
UnIntelligent-Idea@reddit
We had a whole discussion in our office when one of the younger ones mentioned Kets. Though her parents are older and they're from deepest County Durham.
That led onto a varied discussion about names for things
No_Camp_7@reddit
From Denmark. They have a load of Danish words up there and sometimes listening to two people with thick accents talk sounds straight up Scandinavian.
unseemly_turbidity@reddit
Danish for sweets is slik. Ket doesn't sound like a Scandinavian word for sweets. It's quite close to the word for meat though, so if it's Scandinavian, its changed its meaning.
RelationshipLife6739@reddit
Yeah so ket is actually a Nordic word that’s changed meaning over times. Originally meaning meat or rotten flesh. To over time become the meaning for rotting flesh / rubbish. And as sweets became a thing in the past couple hundred years and people calling sweets rubbish (as in bad for you) and then ket meaning a similar thing. Ket evolved to sweets as rubbish as rotten flesh or meat. Pretty cool!
If you look at the Nordic influence on Geordie and northumbria slang there’s quite a lot. Like hyem, bairn, fell etc
setokaiba22@reddit
I still hear ket quite a lot in the north and not for drugs but sweets tbf
rosegoldqueen28@reddit
Bloody love a bit ket me like 🤣
DeviousLittleCupcake@reddit
Superb, on a similar vein, moving up north for work and it was one of the lads birthdays, he comes up to me and announces it's his birthday so there's some spice in the canteen if I want some
Cue quite a lot of confusion on my part
Jojo6167@reddit
My mum was from up north, she called them spice as well
DameKumquat@reddit
What did he mean by it?
DeviousLittleCupcake@reddit
Sweets, you'll be relieved to learn (as was I)
MassiveApples@reddit
Wait! Don't leave it there! What's spice??
DeviousLittleCupcake@reddit
Sweets!
MassiveApples@reddit
Wow! Ok. Thank you! Was half convinced you'd say;
"No, no. The drugs!" 😆
RelationshipLife6739@reddit
Love that!
Fatbeau@reddit
My dad says there are too many cars on the roads, and it's about time the government did something about it!
ThrustersToFull@reddit
And of course the instant they try to do anything, it'll be all "IT'S THE NANNY STATE GONE MAD! BLOODY NAZIS TELLING US WHERE WE CAN DRIVE!!!"
Fatbeau@reddit
Yep. The council recently closed the end of his road off to do roadworks and he moaned incessantly about that, but his road was quieter. Can't have it all ways dad
ThrustersToFull@reddit
Hahah yes. Years ago my dad kept complaining that cars were speeding past his house in the middle of the night. It was clearly young lads who had just learned to drive and were getting up as much speed as they could on this really long straight road when few other drivers were on the roads.
He wrote to the council, to the police, to politicians at all levels and demanded speed cameras be installed. He got what he wanted... and within a year had himself been caught speeding twice. He was enraged about this, at one point telling me "it's bloody ridiculous they are being used to capture speeding around here. We wanted them installed to catch people from bad areas!"
Smooth-Access6785@reddit
FYI you will all be "old" one day ... with luck anyway ...some of these posts are so bloody condescending 🤬
SpinMeADog@reddit
and we'll be smarter and more well-adjusted than you🤣🤣🤣 get with the times
Smooth-Access6785@reddit
🥱
Smooth-Access6785@reddit
🙄
Lion_Of_Lime_Street@reddit
British people are like this, you have to be judgmental, but only about a select few set of tame options.
Criticising people for wearing awful socks = Bad
Becoming extremely vocal about the ordering of water and milk when making tea = Acceptable
I think British people do it to seem interesting without actually wanting to have serious opinions or real issues.
OddSign2828@reddit
Or were just having fun? I don’t think there’s anything deeper than it being funny to talk about?
Top-Aspect-8827@reddit (OP)
It's all in good humour mate (well okay I wasn't in great humour giving my mum a road safety lesson) but I'm sure everyone here loves their parents dearly and their unique ways!
Poo_Poo_La_Foo@reddit
My dad recently referred to something as "Two and Six"
He is 72.
Nobody knew wtf was going on.
Born_Current6133@reddit
Mine used to say “two threes and a six” is this similar? You’d have a dilemma of some sort and he’d kind of speak in this tone that would sound so profound and just announce “ah, well, it’s two threes and six int it” then shuffle off. It basically meant it doesn’t matter it’ll all turn out the same so stfu whinging.
JackyRaven@reddit
No, this just means there's little real difference. Other variants are "six of one and ½ a dozen of the other", or "well, it's 6 and two threes". The other phrase is pre-decimal money, when "2&6" meant "two shillings and sixpence " - that's 25p now, but was a fair bit in value then. There was even a 2/6 coin - the half crown, as well as a 2 shilling coin, the florin, commonly called "a two bob bit". Adding up money was mad - 12d (pennies) to a shilling & 20 shillings in a pound!
BoomalakkaWee@reddit
Two shillings and sixpence is 12.5p in decimal money, not 25p. But yes, a half-crown was an impressive amount of money. The coin seemed as big as the palm of my hand when I was a five-year-old.
JackyRaven@reddit
Oops, yes, of course! It's been a while, hasn't it. Thanks.
Poo_Poo_La_Foo@reddit
Similar? Yes, they're harking back to pre pounds and pence.
Voltalox@reddit
My mum still sometimes refers to her car as "the motor." No idea if that's actually old fashioned or just weird, but it always throws me lol.
VariableHawk@reddit
Does she have roots in Scotland, or maybe Northern Ireland? Lots of folk still call it a motor up here.
Voltalox@reddit
Her parents were Scottish/Irish, so it could come from that!
Extension_Ad4492@reddit
I was staying with my father while my mother was in hospital and one Sunday we were discussing what to have for Sunday lunch. There wasn’t much in the fridge bar a very nice pie from the butchers. When I suggested we had the pie for Sunday lunch, he looked at me as if I’d just revealed myself as the bastard son of the milkman and earnestly asked “A pie? On a Sunday?”
Perhaps standards have slipped since the 1950s but I for one think this was ridiculously old school.
Sarah-Jane-Smith@reddit
My dad is 96 and lives alone since his wife died. Every Sunday he cooks some roast potatoes (now uses frozen for easiness), some veg, makes gravy and warms up some pre cooked chicken in the microwave. He’s had to simplify it over the years but he wouldn’t dream of having anything other than a “Sunday dinner” on a Sunday.
Extension_Ad4492@reddit
I think it’s a matter of pride and self-worth that some people maintain these standards and for as long as it’s healthy, i really admire it.
semicombobulated@reddit
I don’t understand this one… was it illegal to eat pies on Sunday in the olden days?!
Sammichm@reddit
I’m guessing it was sacrilegious not to have a roast
Jojo6167@reddit
🤣🤣🤣
Jolly_Comparison@reddit
A few years ago, I visited my mum in my home country and we were driving somewhere in her car. I asked her why she hadn't checked that my son had his seatbelt on (thankfully before we set off) and she said "I didn't know it was mandatory for children". Even more egregious, some family friend had come to pick us up at the airport, and had installed the car seat for my (at the time infant) son facing forward. I was horrified and rushed to install it properly. Was met with "ehhh I'm sure we won't get fined"
Top-Aspect-8827@reddit (OP)
My mum didn't have a car seat for me when leaving the hospital (1992). Took me home in her arms in the back of a taxi.
Sometimes I question how I made it to 34
RobertStaccd@reddit
This is still legal in a taxi btw lol
Top-Aspect-8827@reddit (OP)
Yeah I was just reading the other reply and I learnt something. I thought hospitals wouldn't let you leave without a car seat these days
TheCotofPika@reddit
They've never asked me about car seats or anything, maybe a more regional thing? Both hospital births had me carrying baby out in arms, the last one I was only in socks as it was an ambulance trip in and I had no shoes. I was lucky I even had clothes.
SecretiveBerries@reddit
I think it’s quite common policy for hospitals. Maybe differs if you’re in a major city and likely to be using public transport? With both of my babies, we carried them out in the car seat, but a midwife followed to make sure we knew how to correctly fit it into the car.
Gallusbizzim@reddit
I remember a story a few years ago, the couple lived next to the hospital and didn't drive, they were going to walk home but the hospital wouldn't let them leave till they checked the car seat they didn't have.
DameKumquat@reddit
That's what they want you to think, especially when practically everyone leaves in a car.
DameKumquat@reddit
That's still legal - you don't need to use car seats in taxis. Though hospitals like to check you have a car seat. Friend planned to get the bus home from hospital (she lived about 4 stops away so probably quicker than a cab) and it took some persuasion that she wasn't being reckless, even though they can't actually stop you leaving.
Top-Aspect-8827@reddit (OP)
Thanks for the info, didn't know this!
Lanesra8989@reddit
My dad used to say “5 and 20 past” or “5 and 20 to” ….. rather than 25 past or 25 to
Lanesra8989@reddit
Perhaps that was just a London thing 🤷♂️
RobertTheSpruce@reddit
My mum was talking about a lesbian couple who rent a room from her friend.
"There's the man one who's really nice and likes football, the other one's really nice too, but I don't know why she decided to be a lesbian. She's really pretty."
I just shook my head and said that I don't think it works like that.
Ashamed-Assumption12@reddit
My FIL kept insisting his son, my husband, is good with computers as he uses it for work. I pointed out he can turn it on and press some buttons. He is not good with computers.
Long_Huckleberry1751@reddit
My dad in the first cohort of the first ever computing degree in the country, spent his entire working life in IT and still can't change the clock on his oven.
crystalballbreaker@reddit
My father is like this about my older brother, acts like he's a genius because he can switch on a computer!
Open_Aspect6703@reddit
She's better now (thank goodness) but my Mum used to refuse to use Google Maps and similar when she came to London because she had a physical London A-Z map, one that was printed in the late '70s. I think a lot of the roads and train stations have changed since then.
JohnRCC@reddit
I do still find it useful to keep a (more recent) road atlas in the boot, in case your phone chucks it and you're in the middle of nowhere.
Long_Huckleberry1751@reddit
You remind me of an argument with my parents about rather than printing off the Google maps route directions and memorising the turnings as seen on Street View (because Mum can't read a map while being driven) they could just use a mobile phone. Yes they would have to turn the data on. No it would be free because I could gift them data. No that's not roaming. Yes it would be easier. Yes you could Bluetooth it to the car stereo. No you couldn't listen to the radio at the same time. Yes you could turn the data off on arrival. Anyway You get the gist of the conversation.
Open_Aspect6703@reddit
Oh absolutely. I bought her a more recent one to replace it and for some reason that is what galvanised her to make the switch to using app-based maps regularly.
allfurcoatnoknickers@reddit
Oh God, my mum had an A-Z of London she used to use which was published in 1980. I made her throw it away after we got hopelessly lost because she refused to believe that tube lines and bus routes could change.
symbister@reddit
Train stations tend not to move much.
Open_Aspect6703@reddit
There have been SO MANY changes to the London Underground and other London rail services in the last 50 years I wouldn't know where to begin.
Spare-Egg24@reddit
My mum is actually pretty good at technology but she still LOVES an AtoZ, and she can recite you detailed directions wherever you need to go.
FeanorianElf@reddit
My parents will use the words 'clicker' when talking about the TV remote and 'pictures' when referring to the cinema.
Beginning-Anybody442@reddit
TBH, both cinema & pictures would've come from the same time period so neither is more modern, it's just that originally 'pictures' was more understandably descriptive for a new technology. In fact there are quite a few cinemas in the UK called "The Picture House" still (or again 😁), and there's a film festival for new makers called Picture House.
Agnuscaedentes@reddit
I’m old; I still call movies ‘the flicks’, and that was an old fashioned term when I was young.
JohnRCC@reddit
I still say "going to the pictures" -- I honestly didn't realise it was considered archaic.
Top-Aspect-8827@reddit (OP)
Aww yeah my mum says 'going to the pictures' - I quite like it - feels somehow chic
rabbithole-xyz@reddit
"Look, Rabbit, gee gees!" In my car. That I paid for. While I was driving. In my 30s.
TeikaDunmora@reddit
My mum would do this while I was learning to drive.
*Her: "Look! Look! Over there!"
Me: "What?!"
Her: "There's a rainbow!"*
Shouting and pointing should be reserved for actual dangers, not rainbows, trains, or even very cute donkeys. 🙄
rabbithole-xyz@reddit
Donkeys, though.....
thegentleduck@reddit
Wtf are gee gees?
rabbithole-xyz@reddit
Horsies! 🐴
thegentleduck@reddit
To be fair, that is fucking precious.
InevitableFox81194@reddit
I agree.
BeanOnAJourney@reddit
My mum looks up a phone number in the contacts on her mobile and then uses the landline phone to make the call.
Chatty_Betty@reddit
That's hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣
BeanOnAJourney@reddit
It really winds me up 🤣
Faithful_jewel@reddit
My dad was arguing that insurance premiums don't go up if you're in a no fault accident (the conversation was about your parked car getting hit)
He based this on his dad being an insurance broker. I'm the 1950s...
It's alright though. If you don't have a car you can just get the bus and the conductor will happily give you change for a £20 when they come round! 😂
TeikaDunmora@reddit
Not to make you feel old, but my mum always asks that when it's easy to see if the passenger has put it on and her car has a wee bit on the screen that shows which back seatbelts are plugged in. Also, I'm pretty sure the car will beep constantly if the front seats aren't wearing their seatbelts.
Confident_Dig_7834@reddit
My dad (in his late 70s) still does temperature in Fahrenheit despite me constantly trying to tell him we were not taught this at school (born in 80s) and the grandkid’s definitely weren’t taught in.
Then every time he tries to teach us how to convert it to Celsius rather than just using Celsius in the first place which he absolutely knows 🙄
Foundation_Wrong@reddit
We still do that ! In old money that’s… I’m 66 my husband is 72
FunCamel8855@reddit
My dad still insists on printing out MapQuest directions for any trip longer than an hour.
Bi5hBa5hBo5h@reddit
My nana used to just hold the belt around her if she was in the back 😂🙄
BuncleCar@reddit
And £1.50 was thirty bob.
My mother, born 1918, used to talk of hats and other things costing 19,11,3. Which was 19s11 and 3 farthings, or 19s11 3/4d
And Guineas made things even more complicated
Scotstarr@reddit
Your mum would definitely have seen this... https://youtu.be/mKHY69AFstE?si=LjYTz58tIJr1lSUE
Fizzy_Lemonade_Lover@reddit
I got ribbed the other day for answering the door to someone and saying it was fortuitous that they had come. My son asked if I was back in Shakespeare days!
Deep_Banana_6521@reddit
My mum made a racist comment about Polish people. Such a late-90s thing.
87catmama@reddit
Ugh I work with a woman who is terrible for complaining about Polish, Romanians...anyone who isn't white and British. Actually, she complains about a lot of white, British people too. She's not a very nice person, really.
RadaghasztII@reddit
Lol she's just a full on scumbag
Forever_Lost27@reddit
Well… what can you do we love stealing those jobs!
thegentleduck@reddit
I've met some working class Irish folks who like to make the joke "These bloody Polish, stealing all the jobs that we came over here to steal!"
Top-Aspect-8827@reddit (OP)
I'm sad to hear this :(
BamberGasgroin@reddit
Fixing something on her pals smartphone again (don't ask, they're both hitting 80 and it's a saga now), so I ask her to make a call to my mum and tell my mum to answer it, but not to put it on speaker (she's half deaf), but she answers it and puts it straight to speaker (kitchen filled with screaming feedback).
I get her to hang up, repeat the instruction not to put it on speaker and we try again. She answers and puts in right onto speaker again. 🤦♂️ I ask her why she keeps doing it and she says "It doesn't do that when anybody else phones me!"
Have to admit, I lost the rag a bit and said "That's because they're fucking miles away. Not sitting right next to you!"
E420CDI@reddit
Holiday?
BamberGasgroin@reddit
Aye, to hell mate.
StrangerWest2756@reddit
My mum still keeps a physical phone book with everyone’s numbers written in it.
Even though they’re all saved on her phone
Chatty_Betty@reddit
I think this is nice, honestly. The phone book will never run out of battery.
InevitableFox81194@reddit
Mine does this too.
misscat15@reddit
I wore Dr Martens shoes and my dad asked if I was planning on joining the NF.....I wore dungarees on the same trip to visit and he also asked if that meant I was a lesbian. Yes father, only lesbian racists would wear such an outfit!
Menyana@reddit
I wore a pair of knock off dms to my first job in a baker's shop to protect my feet in 2006. My manager told me she knows I'm too young to know what they symbolise but not to wear them there ever again. She refused to elaborate on it. I was so baffled.
Highlyironicacid31@reddit
I guess in Northern Ireland they didn’t have the same connotations because when I bought my first pair in my late teens both my dad and uncle just said they used to wear them when they were my age.
misscat15@reddit
I think it depends on your age as well. My dad is in his mid 70s and I'm early 40s. I never had that association but I guess he thinks differently.
zapering@reddit
The first thing I thought was "are you a lesbian?"
shreddedtrees@reddit
I was in a charity shop the other day and overheard an older lady ‘complimenting’ a young woman on her outfit:
“Look at you, very cool! You’re wearing ski boots but you look ready to go to the beach!”
She was wearing doc marten boots, jeans, and a tank top
dobbynobson@reddit
My granddad always referred to my DMs as my bovver boots!
No_Camp_7@reddit
My mother does that too
SlowRaspberry4723@reddit
I absolutely love everything about this image
Top-Aspect-8827@reddit (OP)
It's reminding me of This is England! Might watch that film soon. It is funny how certain clothing holds stereotypes that some people just can't seem to shake!
JonnotheMackem@reddit
Excellent film, and the series are good too!
Tarot_Cat_Witch@reddit
My Dad reckons £2k a month pay means someone is rolling in it, no Padre, sadly no.
lookhereisay@reddit
Bless my (now deceased) grandparents. They couldn’t get their head around job applications, needing degrees/courses/experience for 99% of jobs or the fact that houses in our area didn’t cost £10k tops any more.
Did interestingly see recently that each generation gains a few more IQ points on average. So every 20 years we all get a bit “smarter”. Chuck in some lead poisoning too for previous generations and that’s even more IQ points taken off.
The lower your IQ, the less likely you are able to understand things that haven’t directly happened to you. So for some they can’t comprehend certain situations/changes at all, even after years of it being the case for people.
To be granted my grandad left school at 15 and did a few office jobs. Then he stepped into an office job at British Gas. They saw he was smart and he did all his training with them to become a petrochemical engineer with time off/night school as needed. They even paused whilst he did his national service.
Nowadays you’d need degrees and god knows what else. The British Gas execs aren’t going to look at the office junior and do all that for them (probably don’t even have office juniors anymore!).
InevitableFox81194@reddit
My mother still keeps a cup of water in the very modern, very fancy microwave my parents own, when not in use. 🤭
allfurcoatnoknickers@reddit
Similar conversation with my Mother who didn’t think my baby had to be in a car seat?! She thought I was just being difficult when I refused to just hold her on my lap so we could all fit in the car.
AdventurousTeach994@reddit
My 90 year old mother insisted I take her to her bank in order for her to order a new CHEQUEBOOK!!!!!!
thegentleduck@reddit
Honestly, I'm impressed that she managed to finish her previous one.
SufficientOpening218@reddit
hey, i just wrote a check today!
mrskristmas@reddit
Not ridiculous but my mum says poll tax when referring to council tax.
VariableHawk@reddit
Mine too. And along similar lines, she is very proud of learning to use "WhatApp" whereas her "big sis" (10 years older so about 88) doesn't understand it.
Ashamed-Assumption12@reddit
So does my Dad.
Menyana@reddit
Ah that's what that is!! My parents do the same. They also insist that you get your stamp from the job centre if youre unemployed. I waa such a confused 2000s kid.
schweffrey@reddit
Asked my old man what he thought the odds of Spurs getting relegated might be.
He replied "I wouldn't know. Betting is a mugs game"
I'm 33..
Lion_Of_Lime_Street@reddit
Fucking Spurs could be bottom of the league with zero points on Christmas day and still manage a boring 17th position finish
JohnRCC@reddit
Man of wisdom, your dad.
schweffrey@reddit
He is. But also frustratingly bland.
RRW2020@reddit
Well, my MIL is 96. So some grace should be given. But she’s here, my fiance made a beautiful meat pie-like thing, but instead of cooking the meat in the pie he cooked the crust and then put it on top afterwards. Lord did she complain. ‘It’s just not a pie, full stop.’ Also there was apparently not enough gravy.
summerpeachxox@reddit
My Nana calls that a casserole with a lid
E420CDI@reddit
r/StewHats
ThisIsAnAccount2306@reddit
My mum died a few years ago, which is a typical old person/old school type of thing to do.
YourLocalMosquito@reddit
Bloody hell Mum, if Nora from 2 doors down dropped down dead, would you need to as well???
Federal-Emu-4204@reddit
Damn, got in with this one before me!
Top-Aspect-8827@reddit (OP)
Damn, I'm sorry for your loss brother
E420CDI@reddit
Julie knew her killer
TeamOfPups@reddit
My mother-in-law mused about my mildly unruly pet: "can you spank a cat?"
Moppo_@reddit
If the Internet is to be believed, yes, but they like it.
EveryChemistry9163@reddit
Are you sure she wasn’t making a joke? As in, parent yells “Belt up in the back!” at misbehaving kids, while flailing their left arm between the seats, to little effect?
Aphr0dite19@reddit
Sending cheques for treat money/Christmas/birthdays as they refuse point blank to use internet banking. Up until the last couple of years I’d have to find time to go all the way to town on the bus to cash it in at the bank. I can do it on the app now, hurrah! And insisting on putting my name on it despite the kids all being in their 20s and having their own bank accounts (and one doesn’t live at home any more)!
PeachImpressive319@reddit
If they say anything I’ll be shocked. They’re both dead.
Anaptyso@reddit
My Mum and step father turn their phones off at night because they don't need them on and don't want to be disturbed. The existence of things like silent/do not disturb modes for phones seems to have completely passed them by.
lazylimpet@reddit
Agh my mum also did this this week!! Thank you for looking it up. Her response was "well I'm normally in the front so how should I know?" Lol
Enilorac89@reddit
My mother is in her 60s and if she's gone to see a film at the cinema will tell me what she saw "at the pictures".
Historical-Car2877@reddit
Debating with my parents what we should buy for my big brother and SIL upon the birth of their first baby. My dad (born 1943) says “well, they won’t need a car seat he, so not that”.
Me “they will, how are they going to get the baby home in the car?”
Dad “you don’t need a car seat for babies that small”
Ae went round in circles for a while until I should him the law!
I appreciate my brother may not have come home in a car seat (born 1978), but I (born 1990) definitely did. We have photos to prove it.
Champagne_Bunnny@reddit
My ex partner argued I didn't need a car seat for our baby and that was only 16 years ago! I was livid
BattenbergAddict@reddit
My Dad constantly repeats how the majority of people in the UK are lazy and are not prepared to do a decent day's work for a decent day's pay. It really winds me up.
Mother-Market-4056@reddit
My grandad had a Vauxhall Cavalier that didn't have belts in the back. My nana used to circumvent this by wearing a tartan blanket over the lap.
LexanderX@reddit
My dad, who's usually apolitical and if anything socially progressive, said:
"The PG Tips Monkey is woke. I suppose because its considered 'political incorrectness' to use real monkeys these days."
Raisinsandfairywings@reddit
My grandma asked my granddad to get her some opal fruits and they both go really annoyed when he couldn’t find any in the shops.
lesloid@reddit
Was sitting with three of my friends, all in our 40’s, and my mum asks them, ‘now, do you girls work?’
No boomer, we’re stay at home wives because it’s 1953
Agitated_Strain_6260@reddit
My mum asked me if I was off the the discotheque recently. I'm 35 with 2 kids so no I wasn't..I was just slightly dressed up!
No_Camp_7@reddit
I was dancing with my mother in her living room a couple of years ago. She was born in 1958. She was doing The Twist, remembering it as she did it in her girlhood.
Frantastic79@reddit
My dad seemed convinced that my brother and I never aged out of being teens. When we were in our 30s he'd ask us if we were "off to some wild teenage party" or roll his eyes and say "Oh, you teenagers think you know everything."
Electronic_Fun8306@reddit
she either had you late in life, is taking the piss, or has dementia.
Agitated_Strain_6260@reddit
She was taking the piss
Electronic_Fun8306@reddit
glad to hear it, i'd have chortled at that. and then pretended that actually I was indeed going to head down the old 'theque for a bit of courting..
themightymartin@reddit
My dad still thinks I earn £35 for a 12-hour shift.
Scrifflemcdiffle@reddit
This made me laugh reading some of these because I always used to roll my eyes when my Nan couldn't do something or preferred what I thought was really old-fashioned. Now I'm 48 and my 28 year old son has recently started laughing at me when I can't get to grips with something new, so I suppose it serves me right.
swingthecatz@reddit
Ate fajitas with a knife and fork
Remote-Pool7787@reddit
Not my parents, but little old me born 1990, queued for 20 minutes yesterday to get cash out ahead of the bank holiday weekend
Possiblyreef@reddit
.....why?
You do know cash machines exist?
Remote-Pool7787@reddit
The cash machines had run out of cash
Prestigious-Garbage5@reddit
OMG! I'm 73 and even I think most of these comments are crazy! 🤦♀️ I can only apologise on behalf of my own contemporaries!
AmishHoeFights@reddit
I'm only in my late 50s but this post is making me feel like a very modern man!
Prize-Hospital-454@reddit
My mum refers to a megaphone as a "loud hailer"
Nukes-For-Nimbys@reddit
TBF "megaphone" is an Americanism, loudhailer is correct strictly speaking.
Megaphone was a specific product made.by Edison.
Notlikeparis@reddit
Got me to hook up a VCR.
Leather-Shoulder-674@reddit
My mum calls nightclubs discos
Linthoughts@reddit
My grandfather picked me, my partner and my brother up in the car one day back in 2021/2022. Within 30 seconds he casually said ‘I found a dead body today’. ‘What?’ I laughed, expecting it to be a joke. No, turns out in his regular morning walk he’d found a girl washed up on the beach. He used to be a prison officer so he was quite used to seeing dead bodies. He took it in his stride.
snapper1971@reddit
My mum's decided to adopt the 'racist nan' persona and it's fucking horrible. She's taken to being a complete bigot like a duck to water. I think it was always there but it's now front and centre of everything she does and says. What's really weird is that she also rants about Farage with real venom and hates the flags on lampposts. She repeats GBNews talking points and claims she's never watched it. My best friend is Irish and my other closest friend is a gay Indian who was born in Kenya. I hate what she has become.
beneaththegardenwall@reddit
My grandad, who is almost definitely autistic, was talking about the last time he checked into a hotel in London. It was a Premier Inn, and only had self-serve screens. This is how the story went:
"I couldn't work those damned screens! I expected some... girl to, y'know, check us in!"
Yikes.
I was also in the car with him once and he said "Hmm, I wonder what [my partner, who does not live with him] will cook me for tea tonight." His partner works as a carer.
He's a very eccentric soul and truly means no harm, he is just...a relic. 😅
Top-Aspect-8827@reddit (OP)
Yikes!
beneaththegardenwall@reddit
Haha, yeah. He says sentences like this because this was absolutely his normal as a kid/adolescent. He is an alright guy in other aspects, though! A talented musician and furniture restorer, very curious (he loves WWII aircraft and tried to learn Mandarin), and is very generous with his time and resources. He also taught me to paint and we share a love of art history. Once the YIKES moment is out of the way, he is a very interesting person to spend time with ☺️
DoctorRaulDuke@reddit
1983 it became compulsory for front-seat passengers and drivers to wear seatbelt.
!988 compulsory for back-seat passengers under 14
Djinjja-Ninja@reddit
My mum regularly still calls BT and Royal Mail the GPO.
TheRancidOne@reddit
Before my aunt died (a few years ago) she tried to clear out her home by selling some unused things, one if which was a good condition VHS player. Ebay was not something on her radar so I suggested the local news paper which allowed you to list for free as long as your items under £50.
She balked at this suggestion: "Why would I sell it for such a low amount, I paid £500 for it!"
She also, bless her, inquired when we would buy the paper next. Could we give it to her so she doesn't have to spend the 50p buying it.?
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