Girlfriend sent me a photo of her dinner

It was mostly a joke. But I actually do know Polish people that have immigrated to America. And they definitely don't eat it with every meal. The poles eat a lot of pickled foods in general.

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edwardbeerhands@reddit

...Americanized ethnic food isn't the same thing as what a family that has immigrated to the US eats.

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ScrofessorLongHair@reddit

Obviously. That's why I mentioned I know people from Poland who immigrated here.

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edwardbeerhands@reddit

The way you worded it just reads weird, then.

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Captain_O_Kush@reddit

When something becomes Americanized it usually loses most of its origin 🤣

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Creepy_Vacation_6090@reddit

We eat sauerkraut as side mostly with fish

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kuncol02@reddit

Sauerkraut as side for prunes? I don't know that dish, has to be very local.

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roughczech@reddit

We add some prunes to a Bigos which is cabbage kinda a cabbage stew. Sour kraut, cabbage cooked with small pieces of beef, sausage and bacon and tomato sauce. Prunes are added so it's less soury.

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ibjibberdumgibber@reddit

Sounds like it would be lovely with bread, butter and slivovitz

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kuncol02@reddit

Is there dish that is not lovely with proper bread, butter and slivovitz?

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kuncol02@reddit

That's dish that consists of sauerkraut with optional addition of prunes, not sauerkraut as side with prunes. Totally different thing.

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ScrofessorLongHair@reddit

No. It's a Christmas dish that's prunes and sauerkraut.

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NurseRatcht@reddit

Came here to say this. Source, am Polish. Eating almost same thing at this time.

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ibjibberdumgibber@reddit

Im not Polish, but same with saurkraut and mustard as well. <3

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Mewone65@reddit

Caramelized red cabbage works well too.

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Healter-Skelter@reddit

Important question: Did you enjoy it? I hope it was yummy

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matchafoxjpg@reddit

lmao i eat like this sometimes, i do have polish ancestry, and i didn't know this. 🤣

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ConsiderationWild393@reddit

I’m not Polish either. However I love Polish sausage. I’m not sausage either.!

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stayiriemon@reddit

Hope you know how to cook. That's a lazy lazy lazy "meal"

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Good-Bobcat5331@reddit

Damn your girl is for the streets bro.

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LeakyMug67@reddit

This is what i had for easter. Kielbasa and pickles. I approve this girl dinner!

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DiceMadeOfCheese@reddit

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"All the best foods are dick shaped!"

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TheMadKansan@reddit

He'll never be able to look at a pack of hotdogs without being traumatized 🤣

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RP-TheNewNormal@reddit

But she really wants one to be a pickle

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blazingbuns@reddit

Based on the single pickle, are you saying OP is a ninja turtle or Kermit the frog?

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LukaIncic@reddit

That dinner will see the tone for real 😅

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TheDan3DK@reddit

Really? 🤔 She wants sausages then. Maby your sausage 😆?

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blossom_possum_42@reddit

Is she pregnant? These two things specifically have been my biggest pregnancy cravings lol

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CholetteFarms@reddit

"You know what kinds of foods are dick shaped? The best kinds of food."

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Zestyclose_Guess934@reddit

I don't think she was EATING dinner 🤣

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Lanky_Speech4865@reddit

Think you’re not giving her enough of something bru

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Remote_Ad2465@reddit

She is either giving you low key hints she wants sex or she is polish.

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Reasonable_Yam_3944@reddit

I think she's trying to tell you something Bro 😉

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th3_h0rror_qu33n@reddit

This is a "girl dinner" if I ever saw one and I would devour this too probably

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Gossipqueen69@reddit

Girl dinner as they call it. I had Doritos and seaweed for mine! It’s was good 😅

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MrMaoDeVaca@reddit

Um. You should give her more of your time.

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SupermarketOld11@reddit

I think she's trying to tell you something. Lol

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ConfectionFit2513@reddit

Come over. Bring those two skinny friends of yours.

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HiltonPage@reddit

Time to find a girlfriend that can cook!!

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Books_And_Brews@reddit

There’s definitely a theme going on here 😂

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OGbobbyKSH@reddit

I loved attack of the show when Olivia Munn was on it.

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CollegeFootballGood@reddit

Peak society honestly. Golden age of the internet

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Michael-VURSE@reddit

Came here to say " she not hungry, she thirsty"

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VelcroCat78@reddit

Love good German sausage with sauerkraut and spiced mustard, fried together

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15Kat-tattoos@reddit

This should be posted on r/girldinner

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TodaysThoughts21@reddit

Hotdogs and pickle! I like it. Mustard or mustard and ketchup combo to dip the hotdogs while a good tuna dip for the pickle would tie it all up together nicely

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gentlesquid7@reddit

She's either trying to include you in her life by sending you that or she's trying to send you a message

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Additional_Run7781@reddit

That's not her dinner. That's her dessert 🍆

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Far-Blueberry-7852@reddit

I think she needs 1 more sausage you should go..

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tezu6@reddit

Urs will be the fourth one tonight ;) (lmao sorry couldnt resist)

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Bridgettb76@reddit

Looks like she's missing her man... lol

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Assapopoulos1986@reddit

Bet that pickle is gummy as fuck in the middle…no crisp crunch.

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A1Aaron18@reddit

Ah the age old girth vs length debate

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Tough-Hedgehog-6872@reddit

I like both of those things. But just that for dinner would not be satisfying enough for me though lol

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Slice the dogs and the pickle and assemble/alternate on your delish bread of choice, add cheese, ketchup, mustard (I'd include mayo and butter) with a side of kraut and some chips, or pickled red cabbage salad and yer good to go!

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somerandomdude1960@reddit

No ketchup. It’s like apple butter. Too much sugar in it

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DopeyCalliope@reddit

Am I being juvenile or is that a strong hint

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Antique_Knowledge902@reddit

My husband would eat that. 🤢

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Same-Suggestion-1936@reddit

It's basically a sausage and relish without the bun lol it's fine, people eat this everyday, usually with bread though

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Antique_Knowledge902@reddit

I like my pickle with a turkey sandwich. 😄

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Same-Suggestion-1936@reddit

Who doesn't but get sometimes you gotta connect with your inner German. Sausage, bun, pickled vegetables, and mustard. Actually the Polish do it better but they and Germany had a whole thing about cultural heritage like 80 years ago and hasn't been the same since

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Antique_Knowledge902@reddit

That’s odd. I recently made German potato salad to connect to my inner German. It was pretty good, if I do say so myself. Now I need to make something Italian to connect with my inner Italian. Does lasagna count? I made that tonight. Although I think noodles came from China?

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aaronleemaxwell@reddit (OP)

So many hilarious sex jokes, well done gentlemen

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winterbeartired@reddit

r/girldinner

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Busy-Scientist-1000@reddit

I think she made a foursome and doesn't know How to Tell you...

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H0ll0wHag@reddit

Oooh yes, paróweczki and a pickle. Nothing shitty about this!

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RipOdd9001@reddit

Send her an empty hot dog bun with a question mark as a reply

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wornoutseed@reddit

Or a clam with some pearls

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turquoise_amethyst@reddit

This guy knows what to do 👆

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ParadeSit@reddit

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Lost_Call3900@reddit

Tom Green ugh...

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Betelguse16@reddit

“Daddy would you like some sausage? Dads would you like some sausages?”

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1soldier24@reddit

My question is why are there two different sizes that makes me wonder she didn't send that to another person did she maybe a black guy. lol

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The_Paprika@reddit

Could use another pickle.

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Ok_Manager_3126@reddit

Pickles look good asf

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Reload86@reddit

That’s cheating…

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Immediate_Cat_254@reddit

Like to eat or…

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chosen4u77@reddit

2 fingers or a fat D.... which did you give her?

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ozyguy@reddit

OP which one is you 1,2 or 3

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Cliff_Klingenhagen@reddit

As someone who traditionally will only eat rectangles, I appreciate her adherence to a shape-based diet.

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gooosekid@reddit

now THIS is the true girl dinner

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Think34Twice@reddit

🤤Perhaps it has other meanings.

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AnihcAvalon22@reddit

Is she trying to send a hint here or .... ?

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thetetra4xpodcast@reddit

Lol this what polish people be eating ,😂😂😂

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dsizzle1114@reddit

Pretty easy to see what’s on her mind. maybe you should give her a call

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redditsuckspokey1@reddit

She wants the D!

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Roundturnip93@reddit

My kidneys

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Legal-Worth-3149@reddit

I this she made a different type of dinner

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Mountain_Week7301@reddit

😁😁😁

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Amheirel@reddit

Hard af

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Unable_Ad_3691@reddit

Invitation for fun.

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Demiurge_Ferikad@reddit

My, my!

-blushes-

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Traditional_Virus355@reddit

You must be a standup boyfriend! Looked at all the phallus shaped food she is about to wolf down!

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Queensnobles@reddit

Are you sure that was her dinner?

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Notsure10four@reddit

Looks like an invitation, if you need some help making her air tight let me know 😉

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ideapit@reddit

Did she mention how she planned on consuming it?

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IcyIsland7562@reddit

Girl dinner

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spicybright@reddit

suspicious girl dinner

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MundaneCherries@reddit

Nah just Polish lol

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Brooks829@reddit

as a polish girl i can confirm a lot of my girl dinners look like this lol

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ZiaWitch@reddit

I should call him.

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aaronleemaxwell@reddit (OP)

A lot of virgins in this comment section

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Remarkable-Manager56@reddit

She needs a slice of rye bread and it's perfect. Maybe some mustard.

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dadbeast@reddit

I was just thinking this. Totally solid meal, but missing the rye bread.

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RecalcitrantHuman@reddit

And the mustard

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InSearchOfTyrael@reddit

ketchup for me

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ulnek@reddit

On a diet?

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SoManyMinutes@reddit

Hollow out the pickle and put the hotdog in there.

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wikowiko33@reddit

That's what she said?

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SoManyMinutes@reddit

You're a pervert.

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wikowiko33@reddit

So..... 2 white guys and 1 black guy?

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SmokeScreenXT@reddit

Looks good... Simple but good.

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Character_Abies_944@reddit

She's having a foursome...

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Substantial-Look-348@reddit

Does she have a sodium deficiency

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Bitter_Hedgehog_3044@reddit

Marry her now

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HardcoreHope@reddit

There is this skit in Modern family that shows Haley eats better and her intelligence goes up similar to her younger sister. I thought it was both an interesting conversation and a potentially side effect no one talks about with the culture of woman having to stay “in shape”.

I wonder how many (people) but woman especially are basically eating like this. Not a full meal, not getting all the nutrients needed to run at above 80%.

Our brains need fuel to compute. Every little bit of thinking drains that fuel. Especially the over worrying! Now imagine trying to think critically with only energy drinks as your fuel.

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AntiqueBaseballMuse@reddit

Ain’t nothin wrong with that

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DiligentDjango@reddit

Getting jealous?

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Live_Television7810@reddit

Mmmm take the hint. I love a good group scenario.

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Fat_Barry@reddit

She trying to tell you something bro

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2Smart2Comment@reddit

Oh no, those poor phallic shaped dinner items

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After_Blackberry3267@reddit

Maybe not getting enough of your sausage lol

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szmigs25@reddit

Holy Polack - it’s okay, I’m Polish too

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Lonely-Run-6414@reddit

How whimsical 🎊✨💕

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idriveandidothingz@reddit

She's begging you for help

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CrateTrapLord@reddit

She definitely got more than 2 sausages that night

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TheComplimentarian@reddit

I mean, I too like two sausages and a fat pickle when my significant other is out of town.

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meowshaddy@reddit

Just needs your sausage for dessert

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colbalias1@reddit

r/girldinner

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Antique_Brother_9563@reddit

She misses you 😢

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Classic_Advisor9030@reddit

Gourmet college day cuisine!

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Numerous_Peak7487@reddit

core out pickle, stick sausage in pickle.

profit

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Wilbo67@reddit

Hot dog turd?

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Any_Cookie_9770@reddit

She misses your weiner

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Next-Drink8593@reddit

Ma’am…

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unbalancedmoon@reddit

back when I still ate meat, this would go so hard with some rye bread and some good Ukrainian mustard

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Delerium89@reddit

Kurwa, ogorek i kielbasa.

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JD1ZZLE85@reddit

hate to break it to ya bud. she wasn’t planning on eating that stuff

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Local-Grocery2994@reddit

She misses you pal

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demontree999@reddit

U sure she ate these my mind tells me otherwise

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sassassinX@reddit

Get home now!!

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zonenprinzessin89@reddit

Definitely a r/girldinner

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Repulsive_Sky5150@reddit

Why are all the girl dinners look like they smell awful

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diredachshund@reddit

Ok, I’m judging, but also now I want a pickle, so maybe I shouldn’t be judging

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Scherzkeks@reddit

I just want a cornichon

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FormingTheVoid@reddit

It's not the same? Or is the joke that cornichons are small?

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dgraveling@reddit

Yeah well 😅😅😅

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Capital_Past69@reddit

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myinquisitiveself@reddit

bussing

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Fit_Adagio_7668@reddit

Get an apple slicer and cut the pickle!

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Skatedad1@reddit

Is she very oral

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hesonthemoon@reddit

2 in the pink 1 in the stink?

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Voidfang_Investments@reddit

Eastern European dinner for sure.

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Krevis_Pfister@reddit

Looks like she was actually craving something else... (nudge nudge)

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Steinfan94@reddit

She trying to tell you something

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BarnyardEnema@reddit

Sir, that is a hint.

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MacMurka@reddit

I would tear this up with some mustard

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Uncle-Cake@reddit

She's missing you.

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Boaroboros@reddit

2 in the pink and one in the stinks 😅

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r3gularsizedrudy@reddit

Looks like a great girl dinner.

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InSearchOfTyrael@reddit

phalic

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jellybuttrpnut@reddit

Girl dinner

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TonsilBoxer@reddit

Shocker

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thatdudewillyd@reddit

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Several_Temporary339@reddit

How I imagine DMs feel as a woman on a dating app

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SmellOne406@reddit

Underrated comment. 😂

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jm90012@reddit

Hahahahaha 😂😂😂 👍👍👍

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Least_Catch2501@reddit

Polish woman detected

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UltraSinstinctHoeku@reddit

She having an orgy tonight?

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Head-Preference-6919@reddit

why is this comment section full of fuckin weirdos

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zaxdaman@reddit

Paging Dr. Freud…

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willholli@reddit

Meanwhile on r/girldinnerdiaries...

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volcomchic4@reddit

Gross

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RanaMisteria@reddit

R/girldinner

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jmorris20072007@reddit

There is a message there

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04-09@reddit

honestly? valid.

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FishingLittle3900@reddit

Looks like she trynna tell u sumn

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LateBrain7031@reddit

Ah, the "Wench Platter"

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AnarchyFarm@reddit

Oh boy... in my experience, whenever a woman has odd cravings that involves pickles.... well, you might want to start thing about names. 😅

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PatricksPosse@reddit

That’s exactly what I thought and I was surprised I had to go deep in the comments to find someone who thought the same. I also think since there are two hotdogs there might be an episode of Maury in their future. Too bad he’s retired.

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