Girlfriend sent me a photo of her dinner
Posted by aaronleemaxwell@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 319 comments
Posted by aaronleemaxwell@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 319 comments
Best_Marsupial8148@reddit
Yum.
JuicyChanel@reddit
You're tripping, this is peak dinner
FullEnvironment4702@reddit
You need a new girlfriend lol
Fabulous-Ad-7014@reddit
Bigger than yours
ConversationDense325@reddit
She nailed it. Sweet, Salty, Creamy, Crunchy.
She would appreciate my dinner tonight of Baggett Brautwurst, Sauerkraut, Fried Onions, and Mustard.
With a Dill Pickle on the side.
Dense_Kangaroo_6553@reddit
Needs ketchup and curry on those dogs
3rind5@reddit
Holy colon cancer
tdsGRKA@reddit
Girl dinner....Giiiiirl diiiinneeerrr 🎶
BluEyedMombie@reddit
Girl dinner! 🍽️
Maria70@reddit
Just needs some mustard and sauerkraut
qtpie4-3ver@reddit
girl dinnerrrr
shangaiNight@reddit
All at once or one per hole?
Double_Atmosphere_66@reddit
Are you sure she wasn't being poetic and metaphorical
ElectricalHold4257@reddit
☹️😉😃😆😆
roughczech@reddit
Looks very Polish :)
ScrofessorLongHair@reddit
Oh yeah? So where's the sauerkraut?
Fine-Upstairs-6284@reddit
Poles don’t eat sauerkraut with every meal. You’re probably mistaking it for Americanized Polish food.
ScrofessorLongHair@reddit
It was mostly a joke. But I actually do know Polish people that have immigrated to America. And they definitely don't eat it with every meal. The poles eat a lot of pickled foods in general.
edwardbeerhands@reddit
...Americanized ethnic food isn't the same thing as what a family that has immigrated to the US eats.
ScrofessorLongHair@reddit
Obviously. That's why I mentioned I know people from Poland who immigrated here.
edwardbeerhands@reddit
The way you worded it just reads weird, then.
HughesVQ37VHR@reddit
Tf are you on about?
clashtrack@reddit
I love americanized polish food
Captain_O_Kush@reddit
When something becomes Americanized it usually loses most of its origin 🤣
Creepy_Vacation_6090@reddit
We eat sauerkraut as side mostly with fish
ScrofessorLongHair@reddit
Or prunes.
kuncol02@reddit
Sauerkraut as side for prunes? I don't know that dish, has to be very local.
roughczech@reddit
We add some prunes to a Bigos which is cabbage kinda a cabbage stew. Sour kraut, cabbage cooked with small pieces of beef, sausage and bacon and tomato sauce. Prunes are added so it's less soury.
ibjibberdumgibber@reddit
Sounds like it would be lovely with bread, butter and slivovitz
kuncol02@reddit
Is there dish that is not lovely with proper bread, butter and slivovitz?
kuncol02@reddit
That's dish that consists of sauerkraut with optional addition of prunes, not sauerkraut as side with prunes. Totally different thing.
ScrofessorLongHair@reddit
No. It's a Christmas dish that's prunes and sauerkraut.
NurseRatcht@reddit
Came here to say this. Source, am Polish. Eating almost same thing at this time.
ibjibberdumgibber@reddit
Im not Polish, but same with saurkraut and mustard as well. <3
Mewone65@reddit
Caramelized red cabbage works well too.
Eddie_F_17@reddit
That’s cultural appropriation
ibjibberdumgibber@reddit
Okay, bud.
Healter-Skelter@reddit
Important question: Did you enjoy it? I hope it was yummy
Pheyra@reddit
Smacznego ❤️
roughczech@reddit
Dziękuję
matchafoxjpg@reddit
lmao i eat like this sometimes, i do have polish ancestry, and i didn't know this. 🤣
ecclectic-stingray@reddit
Was literally my first thought
aaronleemaxwell@reddit (OP)
She is!
wonderfullyllost@reddit
Is she trying to tell you something?
ConsiderationWild393@reddit
I’m not Polish either. However I love Polish sausage. I’m not sausage either.!
stayiriemon@reddit
Hope you know how to cook. That's a lazy lazy lazy "meal"
Good-Bobcat5331@reddit
Damn your girl is for the streets bro.
Middle-Income5876@reddit
LeakyMug67@reddit
This is what i had for easter. Kielbasa and pickles. I approve this girl dinner!
ForeignEditor596@reddit
“All the best foods are d*ck shaped”
humdrumalum@reddit
It's just missing some mustard!
Responsible-Fox-7303@reddit
She’s telling you she’s 3s up
kvooo@reddit
😆
bosoxsam@reddit
I think she misses you
DiceMadeOfCheese@reddit
"All the best foods are dick shaped!"
Adept-Insect6780@reddit
The best kind lol Superbad reference
Inevitable_Push8113@reddit
Or wants him and two friends….
TheMadKansan@reddit
He'll never be able to look at a pack of hotdogs without being traumatized 🤣
RP-TheNewNormal@reddit
But she really wants one to be a pickle
blazingbuns@reddit
Based on the single pickle, are you saying OP is a ninja turtle or Kermit the frog?
Xfuck1tX@reddit
salami_cheeks@reddit
Yeah she's hungry for something!
OldFoolOldSkool@reddit
Need a banana for scale.
LukaIncic@reddit
That dinner will see the tone for real 😅
Major-Obligation-837@reddit
They should call her
TheDan3DK@reddit
Really? 🤔 She wants sausages then. Maby your sausage 😆?
bubo_snowl@reddit
Phenomenal pickle
Swimming-Cable4663@reddit
Take the hint bro
blossom_possum_42@reddit
Is she pregnant? These two things specifically have been my biggest pregnancy cravings lol
CholetteFarms@reddit
"You know what kinds of foods are dick shaped? The best kinds of food."
AndiLuvin@reddit
Idk tacos are pretty bomb 🤤
Zestyclose_Guess934@reddit
I don't think she was EATING dinner 🤣
Lanky_Speech4865@reddit
Think you’re not giving her enough of something bru
Jm_444@reddit
Fabulous job👏
Party_Lynx_873@reddit
Is your girlfriend soviet?
One_Intention6530@reddit
Wishes w. V wb few. WFs. W.
Remote_Ad2465@reddit
She is either giving you low key hints she wants sex or she is polish.
cl0setn3rd@reddit
Is she pregnant
Reasonable_Yam_3944@reddit
I think she's trying to tell you something Bro 😉
Familiar-Low-9002@reddit
That is, indeed, girl dinner.
th3_h0rror_qu33n@reddit
This is a "girl dinner" if I ever saw one and I would devour this too probably
Calm_Register2100@reddit
Looks tasty,just not enough!!
OrdinaryElectricBean@reddit
Umm pickle
Kakato_Geri@reddit
How is it to have Polish girlfriend?
fartasticpooper@reddit
Yum yum bubblegum
Gossipqueen69@reddit
Girl dinner as they call it. I had Doritos and seaweed for mine! It’s was good 😅
MrMaoDeVaca@reddit
Um. You should give her more of your time.
Tibnoski@reddit
Yep that’s girl dinner
SupermarketOld11@reddit
I think she's trying to tell you something. Lol
ConfectionFit2513@reddit
Come over. Bring those two skinny friends of yours.
HiltonPage@reddit
Time to find a girlfriend that can cook!!
Responsible-Sell9245@reddit
Girl dinner
Stapityou@reddit
Looks like an invitation
Xfuck1tX@reddit
ZathrasnotZathtas@reddit
That gif is the wurst.
Xfuck1tX@reddit
haveuhniceday@reddit
Lil Kev!
crazy_sexy_keto@reddit
🤣😂
Books_And_Brews@reddit
There’s definitely a theme going on here 😂
OGbobbyKSH@reddit
I loved attack of the show when Olivia Munn was on it.
CollegeFootballGood@reddit
Peak society honestly. Golden age of the internet
Michael-VURSE@reddit
Came here to say " she not hungry, she thirsty"
frednekk@reddit
I was gonna say.
VelcroCat78@reddit
Love good German sausage with sauerkraut and spiced mustard, fried together
AdPrudent4279@reddit
Is that dinner or a date? Lol
LimpDecision9683@reddit
She has something on her mind ;-)
OkExtension14@reddit
Girlllll dinner 💖💖
Chance-Dig6783@reddit
I'd eat that
15Kat-tattoos@reddit
This should be posted on r/girldinner
TodaysThoughts21@reddit
Hotdogs and pickle! I like it. Mustard or mustard and ketchup combo to dip the hotdogs while a good tuna dip for the pickle would tie it all up together nicely
gentlesquid7@reddit
She's either trying to include you in her life by sending you that or she's trying to send you a message
Top-Government7714@reddit
🤢
Additional_Run7781@reddit
That's not her dinner. That's her dessert 🍆
Far-Blueberry-7852@reddit
I think she needs 1 more sausage you should go..
tezu6@reddit
Urs will be the fourth one tonight ;) (lmao sorry couldnt resist)
Bridgettb76@reddit
Looks like she's missing her man... lol
baddabingggggg@reddit
She’s a keeper.
Routine_Cod1722@reddit
I think she’s hinting at something
Assapopoulos1986@reddit
Bet that pickle is gummy as fuck in the middle…no crisp crunch.
A1Aaron18@reddit
Ah the age old girth vs length debate
Tough-Hedgehog-6872@reddit
I like both of those things. But just that for dinner would not be satisfying enough for me though lol
largetreat@reddit
Life choices: length or girth?
willyseeu@reddit
Slice the dogs and the pickle and assemble/alternate on your delish bread of choice, add cheese, ketchup, mustard (I'd include mayo and butter) with a side of kraut and some chips, or pickled red cabbage salad and yer good to go!
somerandomdude1960@reddit
No ketchup. It’s like apple butter. Too much sugar in it
DopeyCalliope@reddit
Am I being juvenile or is that a strong hint
Antique_Knowledge902@reddit
My husband would eat that. 🤢
Same-Suggestion-1936@reddit
It's basically a sausage and relish without the bun lol it's fine, people eat this everyday, usually with bread though
Antique_Knowledge902@reddit
I like my pickle with a turkey sandwich. 😄
Same-Suggestion-1936@reddit
Who doesn't but get sometimes you gotta connect with your inner German. Sausage, bun, pickled vegetables, and mustard. Actually the Polish do it better but they and Germany had a whole thing about cultural heritage like 80 years ago and hasn't been the same since
Antique_Knowledge902@reddit
That’s odd. I recently made German potato salad to connect to my inner German. It was pretty good, if I do say so myself. Now I need to make something Italian to connect with my inner Italian. Does lasagna count? I made that tonight. Although I think noodles came from China?
aaronleemaxwell@reddit (OP)
So many hilarious sex jokes, well done gentlemen
winterbeartired@reddit
r/girldinner
Busy-Scientist-1000@reddit
I think she made a foursome and doesn't know How to Tell you...
H0ll0wHag@reddit
Oooh yes, paróweczki and a pickle. Nothing shitty about this!
RipOdd9001@reddit
Send her an empty hot dog bun with a question mark as a reply
wornoutseed@reddit
Or a clam with some pearls
turquoise_amethyst@reddit
This guy knows what to do 👆
ParadeSit@reddit
Lost_Call3900@reddit
Tom Green ugh...
Betelguse16@reddit
“Daddy would you like some sausage? Dads would you like some sausages?”
1soldier24@reddit
My question is why are there two different sizes that makes me wonder she didn't send that to another person did she maybe a black guy. lol
The_Paprika@reddit
Could use another pickle.
Ok_Manager_3126@reddit
Pickles look good asf
Reload86@reddit
That’s cheating…
Immediate_Cat_254@reddit
Like to eat or…
chosen4u77@reddit
2 fingers or a fat D.... which did you give her?
ozyguy@reddit
OP which one is you 1,2 or 3
Cliff_Klingenhagen@reddit
As someone who traditionally will only eat rectangles, I appreciate her adherence to a shape-based diet.
gooosekid@reddit
now THIS is the true girl dinner
Think34Twice@reddit
🤤Perhaps it has other meanings.
AnihcAvalon22@reddit
Is she trying to send a hint here or .... ?
thetetra4xpodcast@reddit
Lol this what polish people be eating ,😂😂😂
dsizzle1114@reddit
Pretty easy to see what’s on her mind. maybe you should give her a call
redditsuckspokey1@reddit
She wants the D!
Roundturnip93@reddit
My kidneys
Legal-Worth-3149@reddit
I this she made a different type of dinner
Mountain_Week7301@reddit
😁😁😁
Amheirel@reddit
Hard af
Unable_Ad_3691@reddit
Invitation for fun.
Demiurge_Ferikad@reddit
My, my!
-blushes-
Traditional_Virus355@reddit
You must be a standup boyfriend! Looked at all the phallus shaped food she is about to wolf down!
Queensnobles@reddit
Are you sure that was her dinner?
Notsure10four@reddit
Looks like an invitation, if you need some help making her air tight let me know 😉
ideapit@reddit
Did she mention how she planned on consuming it?
IcyIsland7562@reddit
Girl dinner
spicybright@reddit
suspicious girl dinner
MundaneCherries@reddit
Nah just Polish lol
Brooks829@reddit
as a polish girl i can confirm a lot of my girl dinners look like this lol
ZiaWitch@reddit
I should call him.
aaronleemaxwell@reddit (OP)
A lot of virgins in this comment section
Remarkable-Manager56@reddit
She needs a slice of rye bread and it's perfect. Maybe some mustard.
dadbeast@reddit
I was just thinking this. Totally solid meal, but missing the rye bread.
RecalcitrantHuman@reddit
And the mustard
InSearchOfTyrael@reddit
ketchup for me
ulnek@reddit
On a diet?
SoManyMinutes@reddit
Hollow out the pickle and put the hotdog in there.
wikowiko33@reddit
That's what she said?
SoManyMinutes@reddit
You're a pervert.
wikowiko33@reddit
So..... 2 white guys and 1 black guy?
pioneerpoutine@reddit
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SmokeScreenXT@reddit
Looks good... Simple but good.
Character_Abies_944@reddit
She's having a foursome...
Substantial-Look-348@reddit
Does she have a sodium deficiency
Bitter_Hedgehog_3044@reddit
Marry her now
HardcoreHope@reddit
There is this skit in Modern family that shows Haley eats better and her intelligence goes up similar to her younger sister. I thought it was both an interesting conversation and a potentially side effect no one talks about with the culture of woman having to stay “in shape”.
I wonder how many (people) but woman especially are basically eating like this. Not a full meal, not getting all the nutrients needed to run at above 80%.
Our brains need fuel to compute. Every little bit of thinking drains that fuel. Especially the over worrying! Now imagine trying to think critically with only energy drinks as your fuel.
AntiqueBaseballMuse@reddit
Ain’t nothin wrong with that
DiligentDjango@reddit
Getting jealous?
Live_Television7810@reddit
Mmmm take the hint. I love a good group scenario.
Fat_Barry@reddit
She trying to tell you something bro
2Smart2Comment@reddit
Oh no, those poor phallic shaped dinner items
After_Blackberry3267@reddit
Maybe not getting enough of your sausage lol
szmigs25@reddit
Holy Polack - it’s okay, I’m Polish too
Lonely-Run-6414@reddit
How whimsical 🎊✨💕
idriveandidothingz@reddit
She's begging you for help
CrateTrapLord@reddit
She definitely got more than 2 sausages that night
TheComplimentarian@reddit
I mean, I too like two sausages and a fat pickle when my significant other is out of town.
meowshaddy@reddit
Just needs your sausage for dessert
colbalias1@reddit
r/girldinner
Antique_Brother_9563@reddit
She misses you 😢
Classic_Advisor9030@reddit
Gourmet college day cuisine!
Numerous_Peak7487@reddit
core out pickle, stick sausage in pickle.
profit
Wilbo67@reddit
Hot dog turd?
Any_Cookie_9770@reddit
She misses your weiner
Next-Drink8593@reddit
Ma’am…
unbalancedmoon@reddit
back when I still ate meat, this would go so hard with some rye bread and some good Ukrainian mustard
Delerium89@reddit
Kurwa, ogorek i kielbasa.
JD1ZZLE85@reddit
hate to break it to ya bud. she wasn’t planning on eating that stuff
Local-Grocery2994@reddit
She misses you pal
demontree999@reddit
U sure she ate these my mind tells me otherwise
sassassinX@reddit
Get home now!!
zonenprinzessin89@reddit
Definitely a r/girldinner
Repulsive_Sky5150@reddit
Why are all the girl dinners look like they smell awful
diredachshund@reddit
Ok, I’m judging, but also now I want a pickle, so maybe I shouldn’t be judging
Scherzkeks@reddit
I just want a cornichon
FormingTheVoid@reddit
It's not the same? Or is the joke that cornichons are small?
dgraveling@reddit
Yeah well 😅😅😅
Capital_Past69@reddit
myinquisitiveself@reddit
bussing
Fit_Adagio_7668@reddit
Get an apple slicer and cut the pickle!
Skatedad1@reddit
Is she very oral
hesonthemoon@reddit
2 in the pink 1 in the stink?
Voidfang_Investments@reddit
Eastern European dinner for sure.
Krevis_Pfister@reddit
Looks like she was actually craving something else... (nudge nudge)
Steinfan94@reddit
She trying to tell you something
BarnyardEnema@reddit
Sir, that is a hint.
MacMurka@reddit
I would tear this up with some mustard
Uncle-Cake@reddit
She's missing you.
Boaroboros@reddit
2 in the pink and one in the stinks 😅
r3gularsizedrudy@reddit
Looks like a great girl dinner.
InSearchOfTyrael@reddit
phalic
jellybuttrpnut@reddit
Girl dinner
TonsilBoxer@reddit
Shocker
thatdudewillyd@reddit
Several_Temporary339@reddit
How I imagine DMs feel as a woman on a dating app
SmellOne406@reddit
Underrated comment. 😂
jm90012@reddit
Hahahahaha 😂😂😂 👍👍👍
Least_Catch2501@reddit
Polish woman detected
UltraSinstinctHoeku@reddit
She having an orgy tonight?
Head-Preference-6919@reddit
why is this comment section full of fuckin weirdos
zaxdaman@reddit
Paging Dr. Freud…
willholli@reddit
Meanwhile on r/girldinnerdiaries...
volcomchic4@reddit
Gross
RanaMisteria@reddit
R/girldinner
jmorris20072007@reddit
There is a message there
04-09@reddit
honestly? valid.
FishingLittle3900@reddit
Looks like she trynna tell u sumn
LateBrain7031@reddit
Ah, the "Wench Platter"
AnarchyFarm@reddit
Oh boy... in my experience, whenever a woman has odd cravings that involves pickles.... well, you might want to start thing about names. 😅
PatricksPosse@reddit
That’s exactly what I thought and I was surprised I had to go deep in the comments to find someone who thought the same. I also think since there are two hotdogs there might be an episode of Maury in their future. Too bad he’s retired.
TheOddball7@reddit
A shaboingboing and 2 more shaboingboings 🥀🥀🥀
HoseNeighbor@reddit
That may be a hint, dude
Hour-Tower-5106@reddit
Definitely sending a message lmao
ScrofessorLongHair@reddit
Maybe she's trying to tell you what she wants for dessert.
pencyboy@reddit
Got her sodium for the week.
ProfessionCurrent198@reddit
I think she’s sending you subliminal messages
choffers@reddit
I think she's trying to tell you something
MetsIslanders@reddit
So is she Freudian or Jungian? Did you send her back a pic of your after dinner cigar?
KratosOfSparta08@reddit
I feel like she’s sending you a message
turquoise_amethyst@reddit
Slice the pickle like a bun and throw a dog in it
FondleGanoosh438@reddit
Where is the mustard?
ThrenodyT@reddit
Is she trying to tell you something?
atworkthough@reddit
:( does she need money?? :_(
Ingenrollsroyce@reddit
The two on the left is dinner, the one on the right is dessert
Wolfman22390@reddit
Hope she's using condoments
smitty9171@reddit
Did she take them all at once?
Jumpingjmp@reddit
Looks like she enjoys a certain shape to snack on. But more importantly the lizard award you got is 😂
Sandindalespocket@reddit
I am not Polish and this is something I would eat. Source: just had pickles for lunch
Mouatmoua@reddit
That was a cucumber first
faesqu@reddit
🤔🤔🤔
MoneyIsMyCousinsName@reddit
You're on the left. On the right is the guy she had dinner with.
acolyte_to_jippity@reddit
looks like she's trying to tell you something...
Willobtain@reddit
She wants you for dessert
Cyber-X1@reddit
Hey, it’s low carb. She must be lounging weight or keeping herself sexy for you
runningoutoft1me@reddit
Or has an eating disorder
Cyber-X1@reddit
Could be.. more leafy greens is good.. definitely looks like dude food.. is that a phrase? Dude Food :)
Jellyyyfishsea@reddit
that’s so awesome
That_Atmosphere_4568@reddit
Sounds like she is gonna cheat on you if that’s what’s for dinner… I mean the signs are there.
thelastsipoftea@reddit
Deconstructed low carb hot dog.
Gibbly_Gorkoroo@reddit
Which end is the dinner going in.
UnderstandingWeak292@reddit
Dick shaped food are primo
Playful-Appearance56@reddit
She misses you.
soggy_sock_bro@reddit
Its like girldinner meets boydinner on a budget.
IAmEchosDad@reddit
2 hot dogs, and what used to be a cucumber.
She started without you.
GentrifriesGuy@reddit
Tipsy_Hog@reddit
Dear God
I thought Girl Dinner was a fucking joke THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP
Krazy_Kat_Lady_2025@reddit
I'm definitely seeing a trend here... OP do you believe in Freudian ideology?
CloudMerlin@reddit
Two pink fruit and one stink fruit…
misfitofscience76@reddit
“I can be there in 10 minutes, babe!”
artfuldodgerbob23@reddit
Very phallic
RunningonGin0323@reddit
She's dropping major hints bro
Big_Researcher_3027@reddit
I think she’s hinting she wants to be triple P’ed. And I hope that she’s representing you with the pickle.
Elderberry371@reddit
grrgrrtigergrr@reddit
Are those little dogs, or a big ass pickle?
tvkyle@reddit
Everywhere I go, I'm reminded of him
Silent_Gnosis@reddit
So she’s eating dinner for the mouth feel not the flavor
Downtown-Package7927@reddit
I would take this as a threat to my size not sure about you bud.
No_Employer9618@reddit
One for every….
upvotesforkitties@reddit
Dinner? Or weekend plans?
Celestia_May@reddit
Only one pickle ? I eat the whole jar 😂
KittiesRule1968@reddit
She misses you.
DefenderCone97@reddit
Freudian
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Excellent_Spite_7422@reddit
I’d rather have nothing
DeanOMiite@reddit
She’s horny.
CrustyFlapsCleanser@reddit
Should probably cut them up so she remembers to chew.
Fun-Post8497@reddit
Go see her Bro she misses you
No_Neighborhood5665@reddit
Lol dick jokes. Kids smh
1000_pizzaslices@reddit
Sodium party
NocturnisVacuus@reddit
What is wrong with her 😔 go make that woman some real food!
AnybodyNo8519@reddit
Your turn. Now show her what's for dessert.
Late_Ad8212@reddit
Mmm 😋 I see nothing wrong 🙂↔️
Rare-Fee7579@reddit
The person who wrote I think she misses you was exactly the words that came out of my mouth.
xblackdemonx@reddit
She likes phallic foods.
SciotoSlim@reddit
Shocker
One-Crab-137@reddit
She’ll be full after that lot 😉
OversizedMicropenis@reddit
And they say 3 is company