I love comments like this because it reassures me that what I read about Americans under-reports the reality.

The US has a lot of "sky power", and its people like things that go boom. In terms of performance it loses almost every attempt to hold ground against desperately poor third-world populations that are not backed by great powers. The US fails and quits every time.

We're not poor. Today, Canada is the moral leader of the free world; the US and its people are an anacrhonism of stupidity, failure and ethical failure -- by its former allies and enemies alike. Canadians are nice, but we grow up drawing blood on ice and learning to survive where the environment has 10 ways to kill. We look like Americans, and we use their ignorance. Our neighbourhoods look like American neighbourhoods. As US banks and ist monetary system collapsed in 2008 ours became trusted globally.

So on the day the Orks choose to cross here we wouldn't throw a rock. Our military would melt into towns and the wilderness. We'd let the Orks spread out -- after all, they either hold the land, or we remain free. But we would pull the lever we've been waiting to pull -- crush the $40 trillion US debt obligation, destroy the USD, and collapse the US monetary regime to choke its economy and military, and trigger hyperinflation. Not only would NATO side with us, but in a way similar to the Western powers allying with the USSR against evil in one era, all great powers would ally against American evil. A second front from China would become a remote threat.

There's a reason the US loses every war where it attempts to hold ground. Months after the Orks cross over, suddenly, they would start dying. Go for a jog, sniped. Use a jeep, IED. See a stroller, blown up. Not a single Canadian soldier anywhere. America has no visible command structure to target. Can't locate the strongholds. Yet still, a people facing obliteration keep fighting back. Keep sending home bodies to attrition the stretched out occupiers.

We'd die too -- at a higher rate, which opens our front on the hearts and minds of Americans. All day every day phones across the US would light up with videos of the murders of people who look like Americans on streets that look like America -- tastefully interspersed with close ups of dead American Orks. As Americans at home turn on their soldiers, morale collapses amongst the Orks, who lose friends daily outside their base, whose friends and families back home are ashamed of them, and who never understood why they were there in the first place.

With the US economy crushed by the monetary lever, trade all but impossible, and US power projection going the wrong way, China's threat of the second front gets closer. The union of the states comes into question as the US crosses 100,000 dead and a half-million missing parts.

Then, one day, the US has had enough. It cuts its losses and with a brave face declares it has met its objectives and the troops are coming home.

And that would be the final mistake of the United States. Global cries of Fuck America cry out from every city. Smelling the blood first spilled by Canadians, the world finally says the quiet part out loud -- America is evil and must end. A massively overwhelming multinational force crosses into the US from Canada, and in marine landings, and rolls through the land cleansing Earth of every memory of that giant shitstain.

Across the world people cheer, Halleluja! Halleluja! The United States is Dead!