Ran out of hummus
Posted by plant_potatoes@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 20 comments
Posted by plant_potatoes@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 20 comments
NewStudyHoney@reddit
You can make hummus with any kind of bean. Call it bean dip if you want.
Flaky-Collection-353@reddit
Careful, do this for 5 more years and you'll wake up and find you've eaten half a chip butty
ItsOKtoFuckingSwear@reddit
I had to look up “chip butty”. Why do Americans get such hate about our junk food when Brits are making French fry sandwich’s?
Whorehammer@reddit
Also, not the Americans that made deep-fried pizza.
Flaky-Collection-353@reddit
Don't forget the butter
DetectiveRick141@reddit
I want to burn this sub
ExcellentWolf@reddit
No hummus? Good thing you had beetles for a substitute.
AstroBlushie@reddit
looks like a survival meal your brain came up with at 2am
bgufo@reddit
So you went with ratshit instead?
researchneeded@reddit
I thought it was rabbit shit.
plant_potatoes@reddit (OP)
Whatever protein necessary
CheeseburgerSmoothy@reddit
“No hummus, guess the floor sweepings will have to do.”
roverfromxp@reddit
reinventing beans on toast from first principals
Free-Type6234@reddit
Is that bile?
plant_potatoes@reddit (OP)
Remnants of a jar of pickle so pretty close
LeSkootch@reddit
I admire the creativity.
Spicynoodle49@reddit
Pretty sure rat droppings aren’t edible.
Dolphin_Spotter@reddit
Everything is edible if you're brave enough
Legitimate-Log-6542@reddit
I’m surprised by the jump from hummus to rabbit poo
xergog@reddit
Pretty close substitute.