Russia is ordering companies to nominate employees for military service — 2 to 5 names depending on size
Posted by AntiSonOfBitchamajig@reddit | PrepperIntel | View on Reddit | 70 comments
AntiSonOfBitchamajig@reddit (OP)
Glock_enjoyer@reddit
Russia can’t even take over the farmland country that neighbors them, this isn’t the Russia from MW3 that can steamroll the planet
ReasonablePossum_@reddit
They aren't fighting a farmland country, they are fighting a fully equipped and supported NATO proxy that has the best intelligences and counter intelligences of Europe behind it.
TantricBuildup@reddit
Sorry man but Russia is a corruptly run dictatorship and instead of being feared has now been shown to be using WW2 tactics with crappy equipment that was cool on paper only.
Dont pretend Russia was 'just' when they told their civilizations the reason for the 3 day operation was "to deal with nazi's"
When you talk the truth you dont need to tell lies to your people.
ReasonablePossum_@reddit
My dude, you are in a pedo cannibal torturer run dictatorahip, and are talking about what? Lmao
Kush_gawdd@reddit
How did the us agencies start Russia invading Ukraine?
ReasonablePossum_@reddit
Starting with colluding with some oligarchs to coup a democratically elected government, the usual stuff.
Agreeable_Cheek_7161@reddit
Dawg, Russia took Crimea and tons of Ukrainian land in 2014.......
ReasonablePossum_@reddit
As a direct reaction to the coup earlier mentioned..... Please, get your timeline right.
Agreeable_Cheek_7161@reddit
Dawg you cant avoid a sovereign nation because of a "coup"
ReasonablePossum_@reddit
Because the US has shown a perfect example of that....
What was the count of direct involvement because of "siding with communists"??? Like 70+????
WeightNo2519@reddit
I’m going to chime in and say we don’t have a choice to pay taxes. I’m pretty sure if we had any choice of where our tax dollars go to it wouldn’t be to fund wars.
ReasonablePossum_@reddit
You can always have a good accountant and delay payments to the las possible moment. Civil action doesnt requiere to be some marvel level stuff, small acts done regularly, by enough people are like sand in an engine.
Its hard to pinpoint, hard to deal with, and quite effective long term to make a point in the whole system.
Agreeable_Cheek_7161@reddit
Please go tell the 50,000 abducted Ukrainian children they deserved it you psychopath lol
Russia is literally bombing Chernobyl and threatening nuclear reactors and you're taking their side
You're pretty much defending a Hitler type leader right now
Glock_enjoyer@reddit
BASSDESTROYER69@reddit
It is, of course, somehow America's fault that Putin invaded Ukraine.
ReasonablePossum_@reddit
Ehm, yes? The coup was the last drop breaking the accords to have Ukraine as a neutral state, and moved it into literal service of NATO, while the new government officials were openly saying they wanted Ukraine to be the "European Israel", which they currently are in all purposes but genocide.
Agreeable_Cheek_7161@reddit
That guy is dumb as rocks. Is he forgetting about Crimea and them invading Ukraine in 2014?
ReasonablePossum_@reddit
Ehm... Crimes was a result of the coup?
Wonderful-Sir6115@reddit
This is exactly the reason they are doing this. To take at lest one full region of Ukraine
TheBigMemeHammer@reddit
Yet hundreds of thousands are still dead. Just because they aren't all powerful doesn't mean there couldn't be horrendous casualties.
YolandasLastAlmond@reddit
They mostly can’t get organised because their culture in the army is cooked.
BigJSunshine@reddit
And they still have dilapidated, un maintained questionable nukes….
delta806@reddit
Putin is just… very concerned about overpopulation and its effects on the environment… I guess?
Delgra@reddit
Putin going to win a Nobel prize before Trump at this rate then.
Fatty_Willing_Plane@reddit
Start your “victory garden” asap
AntiSonOfBitchamajig@reddit (OP)
I help someone else with theirs.
MsMoreCowbell828@reddit
Has the 'average' Russian seen the videos of the Russian military commanders torturing their soldiers?
Who_your_Skoby@reddit
Am I the only one that thought of a couple co-workers to nominate? Joking aside, this is brutal 😞 and definitely hunger games/ turn on your co-workers vibe.
Spunge14@reddit
Damn my office would send me for sure
Conscious_Length_865@reddit
I’m female and they’d be like - can we make an exception (given all the males are related to the boss).
CelticSith@reddit
Okay Johnson, as you know you’re on a PIP, so… you can either go fight and we’ll let you keep your job or you’re fired effective immediately
Alternative-Prune318@reddit
Well that is a brilliant way how to offload draft to someone else.
7o7A1@reddit
every leader is the biggest traitor and biggest enemy of its own people..
State-Cultural@reddit
HIMBO-Art@reddit
Based on the size of the company or the size of the people lol
TankApprehensive3053@reddit
Ivan, your TPS report had an error. Report to the front lines tomorrow morning.
Logical___Conclusion@reddit
Layoffs are pretty brutal, but having to nominate a large portion of your workforce to be killed in doomed meatwave assaults is on a whole new level.
Putitler is asking companies to literally sacrifice their employees for him
StarscreamOne@reddit
Wait... Nominate? What kind of a sick game is that
ReasonablePossum_@reddit
They don't want to use random selection that will take essential personnel for the businesses, which will fuck up the economy.
So they are basically giving the responsibility to the businesses themselves to decide who they can do without.
It will suck for people taking the decisions, and will save the owners and their families and friends, but it will make the blow to the economy take a bit longer to be felt.
mpTCO@reddit
What ever happened to drawing sticks? Nomination is just a popularity contest
StarscreamOne@reddit
I hope my country does not get involved in anything or I will most probably win that popularity contest 😬
EverythingsComputer2@reddit
Romans did this as part of the decimation process. The executions will continue until morale improves.
yamers@reddit
Hunger games. Russia is a death cult.
Status-Basic@reddit
Ivan’s finally going to pay for stealing people’s lunches out of the break room fridge.
Easy-Marsupial3268@reddit
I wouldn’t trust this source.
NoTerm3078@reddit
Me either, has been known in the past to push out false info. Also the headline is a bit misleading, it sounds like conscription but reading the article it is clear this is an enlistment push. Employers are being asked to assist with recruitment. This indicates their recruitment numbers are below preferred levels but is no where near forced mobilization.
Effective-Split-1333@reddit
Good. Plus with their 6 day a week 12 hour shifts coming they will be nice and exhausted.
btone911@reddit
How do they plan to enforce this? “Dimitri, ya take him. Also he’s been missing since we told him”. Meanwhile, Dimitri is just a made up name. The state can hunt him down.
dittybopper_05H@reddit
"Good evening, you're listening to WFSB radio. It's 10 o'clock. We know where you are."
clauderbaugh@reddit
Sir, this is a Wendy’s .
dittybopper_05H@reddit
Most Wendy's employees are most definitely military age. Usually teenagers or in their early 20's. There are exceptions, but that's the pattern for most fast food restaurants.
So it kinda fits.
VariousFalcon7466@reddit
Worlds worst secret Santa.
pheonix080@reddit
Black Elephant gift exchange.
Femveratu@reddit
Man the gyrations to avoid a full mobilization. This is getting there tho
Junior_Main_6425@reddit
“The wise leader does not raise a second Levy”. Sun Tzu.
whachamacallme@reddit
Second levy? This war is going to be longer than WW2 pretty soon.
Extreme-Island-5041@reddit
One hell of a way to perform abRIF or get laid off.
TorrEEG@reddit
What an interesting way to improve worker productivity.
mountaindewisamazing@reddit
This will certainly help the Russian economy
frozenisland@reddit
Ilya, please sit down. As you know, your performance improvement plan has not gone as either of us had hoped. There’s fortunately one more option that we need to consider now.
completelypositive@reddit
I RESIGN
I RESIGN!
HotPotParrot@reddit
Great, here are your assignment orders. Good luck, comrade!
DrDruxy@reddit
I’m my only employee…..
BHX85@reddit
Putin is 5'5
Mochalada@reddit
Hunger games quarter quell
Fit_Peach-@reddit
That's different.
Gullintani@reddit
I have a couple of colleagues I could suggest, do they have to be Russian?
-Thizza-@reddit
A lot of overtime will go unclaimed
Successful-Try-8506@reddit
I nominate Peskov's son.