Human Dog Food. A comforting bowl of canned chicken and its broth, rolled oats, and Trader Joe's poultry seasoning, microwaved to savory perfection.
Posted by Ok_Reception_8518@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 25 comments
freakmeout123@reddit
is that a chiken?
MadamVoid@reddit
Jesus.
FawltyMotors@reddit
I'm pulling for you, bud. We're all in this together.
Ok_Reception_8518@reddit (OP)
Actually, I'm doing pretty good these days (apart from the horrors of my country and the world).
I also eat a variety of human human food 😊
ContingentMax@reddit
Lol I've been getting ads for premium "human quality" dog food that look a lot like that.
Sounds like it would be satisfying though, I'd add a dollop of salasa to give it more flavour.
Ok_Reception_8518@reddit (OP)
Ooh, good idea! I've used Tony Chachere's Creole seasoning.
MarsScully@reddit
Thinking about the texture makes me want to cry
Ok_Reception_8518@reddit (OP)
I'm sorry 🥺
djozura@reddit
Situation critical
Ok_Reception_8518@reddit (OP)
Actually, no.
mrleicester@reddit
Bachelor chow...now with flavor!
Ok_Reception_8518@reddit (OP)
That's spinster chow to you.
(don't know the meme lol)
Jeramy_Jones@reddit
fddfgs@reddit
Human dog food implies the existence of human dogs
SaulTNuhtz@reddit
“Tell the chef this tastes like grade a dog food”
OttoPike@reddit
"Hey, you wanna make 14 dollars the hard way!?"
NoMonsterMarshmallow@reddit
In its broth…oh man.
LumpusKrampus@reddit
Mommy, chicken jelly
IFeedSquirrelsAMA@reddit
Surprised they didn't say in situ
But then that would mean they cooked it in the can
oddjaqx@reddit
This isn’t shitty Food porn, this is sad Food porn
odiin1731@reddit
It can be shitty and sad at the same time.
the_username_please@reddit
Times could be ruff
the1stmeddlingmage@reddit
Isn’t “human dog food” just human food?
HabitNegative3137@reddit
Probably the best picture of shitty good I’ve seen in a while. Kudos and enjoy your dog food!
Ok_Reception_8518@reddit (OP)
Hey, those fancy boutique dog food ads were making me envious.