Happy Passover
Posted by Chinaski1979@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 71 comments
Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax... YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVIN' IN THE FUCKIN' PAST
Agile_End_3049@reddit
Am I wrong!?
SouthBaySkunk@reddit
I don’t post on Reddit on FUCKING SHABBOS
AttemptFirst6345@reddit
Fair? Who’s the f’ing nihilist around here, you buncha crybabies?
PackersDelendaEst@reddit
You’re polish-catholic.
fluhatinrapper09@reddit
First off, you don't have an Ex, Dude.
Seven22am@reddit
Jewish as fuckin’ Tevye.
Eric848448@reddit
I converted when I married Cynthia!
The_Thirsty_Crow@reddit
You know this!
mandalore237@reddit
So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
Lenin36@reddit
It’s all part of your sick Cynthia thing, man!
hundredgrandpappy@reddit
What the fuck are you talking about?!
Amischwein@reddit
lotta inns, lotta outs, a lotta whathaveyous man.
snowblind2112@reddit
AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR
holydeniable@reddit
Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit DONT FUCKING ROLL!
obscureobject2574@reddit
Shomer fucking shabos!!
Ok-Test-7634@reddit
Will you come off it, Walter ? You're not even fucking Jewish, man
michaltee@reddit
Jesus…
Krispykid54@reddit
You said it Mang!
Momik@reddit
¡Dios mio!
No_Brain_5164@reddit
Shomer fucking shabbos
RedKingCrab99@reddit
Hey, if you can't drive how do you get around on Shabbos?
Amischwein@reddit
STFU Donnie, your outta of your element.
HubrisSnifferBot@reddit
michaltee@reddit
What the fuck is that?
weaponized_sasquatch@reddit
A show dog, with papers.
michaltee@reddit
You brought a dog to Passover?
bashful_rabbit@reddit
It’s not getting a Seder plate, Dude. It’s not reading one of the four fucking questions.
southofheavy@reddit
You can't board it, it gets upset.
Seerosengiesser@reddit
It's hair falls out!
Necessary-Sock7075@reddit
It's all part of your sick Cynthia thing
swayinandsippin@reddit
first of all, you don’t have an ex
NotYerBoyBlue@reddit
Duder
khannooniansing@reddit
I know I wasn't invited , thanks for saving this empty chair for me.
Brat_QueenBean444@reddit
Shomer Shabbos
kgas36@reddit
thesmall_@reddit
happy passover dudes!
SaigonWhoreNoseBiter@reddit
Who's in charge of scheduling?
timodreynolds@reddit
Some fucking kraut
Krispykid54@reddit
Burkhaulter!
Krispykid54@reddit
It’s already posted.
SaigonWhoreNoseBiter@reddit
Well they can FUCKIN UNPOST IT
Valleygirl1981@reddit
You're not even fucking Jewish, man!
potatoes_are_neat@reddit
Fucking fascist!
superdupermensch@reddit
mmmmmm more bitter herbs, please.
Ok-Test-7634@reddit
It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing
Starkydowns@reddit
If you will it, it is no dream
Puzzleheaded_Gene909@reddit
Fucking 20 minutes late man, what the fuck is that
HelloYoghurt@reddit
Theodore Herzl. The state of Israel!
thebenn@reddit
2000 years of beautiful tradition....
JiveChicken00@reddit
Hey, careful, man, there’s Manischewitz here.
Chemical_Bed_976@reddit
Get over your ex
PassageNearby4091@reddit
OP, you're not even Jewish, you're Polish-Catholic!!!
Van-Norden@reddit
Is this … what day is this?
thereal-quaid@reddit
Nobody fucks with the Jesus
michaltee@reddit
You’re not even fucking Jewish.
Tylerjamiz@reddit
I converted when I married Cynthia dude
michaltee@reddit
Yeah and then you got divorced!
Tylerjamiz@reddit
I did not know that
michaltee@reddit
Well, that’s what you pay me for!
Gary0aksGirth@reddit
If you will it, Dude, it is no dream.
duh_nom_yar@reddit
If you will it, it is no dream and if you don't, a dream it is and a dream it will stay. - Theodor Herzl
GT_hikwik@reddit
What is this day of rest bullshit!?!
SnapsMcGhee@reddit
I have a Seder at the Ackerman's tonight. Can't wait to see the show dog, with fucking papers.
michaltee@reddit
Why can’t you board it?
MV2049@reddit
It’s hair will fall out.
michaltee@reddit
Ohhh, I guess that fucking dog has fucking papers.
OliverKitsch@reddit
And I sure as shit don’t fucking ROLL
OpusCroakus1@reddit
Shomer Shabbos!
NOS4A2-753@reddit
kinkyslc1@reddit
LunchMasterFlex@reddit
6000 years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax. YOURE GODDAMN RIGHT IM LIVING IN THE PAST.