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FrankTheTnkk@reddit

Ehhhh S&W .380? I think I have the same one. It's in my safe for some dumb reason

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No-Mechanic3931@reddit

Finger weg vom Abzug! Hol dir sofort eine Ausbildung!

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neckbeard_avalanche@reddit

Yeah what ever this Japanese dude said.

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Strugglebutts@reddit

Oh man don’t let the Italians find out or we’re all gonna be in big trouble!

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iwelchi@reddit

I need to ask you to stop. That... shouting... is making people nervous.

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I just got outta the Feds and found out Italians can own guns! I thought the government wouldn’t trust us with them! My uncle Mike, my cousin Petey, my godfather Mike, my uncle Frank, my uncle Paulie, my other cousin Petey, and my wife Maria are all on their way to buy one right now. This is a game changer for us! Lunga vita all'Italia! 🇮🇹🍝🍕

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Comfortable_Card_391@reddit

I also agree with whatever this Canadian guy said.

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YoMomma-IsNice@reddit

😂

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PlaceYourBets2021@reddit

Yeah, keep your booger hook off the bang bang switch!

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Fluffy_Chance7164@reddit

Don’t even need translation to understand what was said.

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RunNGunPhoto@reddit

Maybe he was ready to fire? We don’t know. Reddit RSOs are hilarious to me lol 😂

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bigbonejones24@reddit

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Guitar81@reddit

Next post from OP will be accidentally shooting himself

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Queen_of_Audacity@reddit

The world can only be so lucky. OP will probably will tag someone innocent.

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No-Mechanic3931@reddit

Right? He’s literally pushing the trigger 🙃

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manyeggplants@reddit

I don't speak foreign, sorry

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eggiam@reddit

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sailor-jackn@reddit

He’s right. Take your finger off of the trigger.

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dlsmith93@reddit

What’s the German word for booger hook?

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SwanMuch5160@reddit

Popel Haken

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DarkMatterM4@reddit

Hail Sithis.

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AdviceGiveandTake@reddit

I've got the same gun! But please study firearms safety.

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mastav79@reddit

of course your german brain would buy a gun that looks like that.

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DickWankerMan@reddit (OP)

Meaning what? 🤔

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Every-Caregiver4878@reddit

German guns lol

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DickWankerMan@reddit (OP)

I hear the Sig P320 is so good it shoots for you.

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mastav79@reddit

i like s&w. what the heck did you put on that thing?

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Defiant_Scholar9862@reddit

Hey man, congrats, but take your finger off the trigger.

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proffinessor99@reddit

Atta boy💪🏻

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RailLife365@reddit

Oh! The Germans!

Don't mention the war!

Wünderbar! Willkommen!

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FortyFiveCentSurgeon@reddit

Take your fucking finger off the trigger

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RaymondRocket@reddit

Before anyone makes fun of you. You’re supposed to put 2 fingers on the trigger for photo ops here in the US.

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Quadrenaro@reddit

Im gonna grab my double barrel shotgun and do this.

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luger114@reddit

Nice one Raymundo

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RevolutionaryWash532@reddit

What gun did he buy

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proper_sortin@reddit

Trigger discipline is a real thing

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sneak_king18@reddit

Did you get a purse to carry it?

JK. Welcome friend! Glad to have you. Alot of good here. All you hear is bad. Good wishes!

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DickWankerMan@reddit (OP)

Sorry for my bad trigger finger I am still learning. Just happy to be living in this great country now. What a wonderful time to become an American! 🇺🇸

I will take photos today I picked up a Glock 19x, a Kuna, and a Tavor X95.

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OnkelTony@reddit

du willst mir doch nich ernsthaft sagen dass du in geneu dieser zeit sagst das es gut ist in amerika zu leben qwq

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ricky302@reddit

More karma farming eh u/TearsinRain, do you think people are stupid?

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CommonRedditer24@reddit

Bro go get trained. Youre gonna end up hurting yourself or someone else

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Devils_Advocate-69@reddit

And stop biting your fingernails

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GamingMom219@reddit

Probably flagged multiple people with each already. Hopefully they weren't loaded with "clips". 🫩

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Synectics@reddit

As someone who has been flagged before, do not hold or let someone hold a gun until they fully understand the rules.

I know this is a joke, but still. This is like holocaust jokes. We can all have fun as long as we all understand the reality.

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NateTheGreat3824@reddit

funny you say that considering the economys at its shittest atm

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DickWankerMan@reddit (OP)

It’s better than Germany right now lol. And so much safer. Germany and all of Europe is in a bad state right not with immigration problems and is not safe.

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Sagaincolours@reddit

So you decided to become an immigrant yourself...

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ambitiousadd940@reddit

He's not a criminal immigrant. He's here legally. Hence the way he was able to acquire firearms from a shop

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TiberiusDrexelus@reddit

almost like there's a difference between using lawful immigration channels, and abusing the refugee system

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guy48065@reddit

Underrated sarcasm

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Miserable_Ad_2847@reddit

This is a wildly unpopular opinion on Reddit currently.

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DickWankerMan@reddit (OP)

Which part?

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Ifuckedmyguitartwice@reddit

Yes

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Anonymous6172@reddit

It's funny how the people not originally from here are happy to be here but the ones born here hate America with a loathing I've never seen before.... it's almost like foreigners APPRECIATE the freedom in this country while people born here take it for granted...

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BIG_HAIRY_CAPY_BALLS@reddit

Welcome to the shit show. Country’s a hot mess but you can buy really cool guns depending on where you live 😎

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DickWankerMan@reddit (OP)

Isn’t is Wundervoll! 🇺🇸

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TSchuller@reddit

Welcome to the US DickWankerMan!

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Fun-Platypus3675@reddit

Welcome to America, enjoy your new found freedom 😀

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tgracchus19@reddit

Hadn't read this one before I made my initial comment. Good choices... except maybe the Kuna. Meh.

Don't be afraid to get some training! Shit's important. Welcome to the land of the free, my friend! We're working hard to keep it that way

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ChiefFox24@reddit

There is nothing fucking wonderful about this current time.

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DickWankerMan@reddit (OP)

You should see Europe right now lol. I love it here.

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monsterofwar1977@reddit

You might want to slow down a bit. If you purchase more than 1 handgun a week, the FFL is supposed to send in an additional form. I forget what it's called, but there's no reason to draw attention to yourself.

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Jibeset@reddit

Glad to have you! No get out there and scream ‘Murica while a bald eagle screeches approval.

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iwelchi@reddit

Dude. You went full american. And living in Florida. Congrats, welcome and may the odds be ever in your favor.

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Extreme-Book4730@reddit

You got this vs a walther PPSM2. Shame... lol just kidding. But seriously pick one up and see how it feels.

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pm_me_your_ladydrool@reddit

Great choices of firearms my friend! I have a Glock 19 and a Tavor x95 too. My Tavor is a discontinued version chambered in .300 blackout.

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LowVacation6622@reddit

Welcome! Enjoy your guns, but please get training on each of them and practice frequently.

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gwhh@reddit

What state you live in?

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DickWankerMan@reddit (OP)

I am in the great free state of Texas.

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gwhh@reddit

Good. You can stock on ak, ar and big magazines.

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ScHoolboy_QQ@reddit

Welcome! 🇺🇸

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GrimHoly@reddit

Lemme know what you think about the x95 and don’t forget Americas Rifle the AR 15

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thereddaikon@reddit

I'm not gonna give you a hard time about the trigger. People get weird about it. Logically it doesn't matter if you are taking a picture.

What I really want to know is why did you buy a Smith over a Walther or HK? Just trying to go full American?

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Poulet_Ninja@reddit

It does matter if the weapon is loaded. It does matter even if it's unloaded.

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thereddaikon@reddit

My point is everyone in the comments are acting like he's flagging them in the range. He can't ND into you over the internet.

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Poulet_Ninja@reddit

He can ND one of his neighbors though

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MBSMD@reddit

Bad habits breed bad habits.

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GamingMom219@reddit

Exactly. Best to establish good habits now.

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thereddaikon@reddit

How do you dry fire?

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hungryrenegade@reddit

EVERY firearm is loaded.

I know you know this, just piggy backing so op (and anyone else that may need a reminder) hopefully sees

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GamingMom219@reddit

YEP

My husband is prior service and before he bought me my every day carry handgun (constitutional carry state) he hammered into me:

Treat every gun as if they're loaded

Never point them at anyone unless you intend to shoot

Keep your finger off the trigger until you're ready to shoot

I always clear my gun before handing it to anyone & drop the magazine because that's what I was taught, even though it's empty. My gun has 2 safeties, one on the grip and a standard, it's better to be safe than sorry.

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dae_giovanni@reddit

Sorry for my bad trigger finger I am still learning.

a good man admits when he is wrong and looks for ways to improve instead of making a bunch of excuses.

so well done and good on ya for owning it.

if you cannot recite the four laws of gun safety by heart, i advise you to study them until you can... I recommend this as step #0 for literally all new firearm owners. tschuss!

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pennhead@reddit

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Sargo8@reddit

Shiza! Keep that finger off the TriggerWaffe

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rolltideamerica@reddit

Welcome home, brother.

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banduraj@reddit

Wow. You're jumping right in, huh?

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mfa_aragorn@reddit

one trigger for each finger probably

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Inevitable-Draw5063@reddit

Man came in with a plan i respect it. Or he went to a shop and the thought “well I can’t afford to not buy it” creeps in like it does with me.

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fitzbuhn@reddit

Ok Jesus we forgive you lol. Keep Sending DickWankerMan 🫡

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Thee_King_John@reddit

Trigger discipline my guy. Keep your booger hook off the bang switch.

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Edge-Evolution@reddit

Decent choice of a first time gun purchase. Bad choice on finger placement. I would suggest you go and get some range lessons. Learn the principles of gun ownership and handling.

Have someone teach you to clean it, and from there just have some clean honest to goodness fun. Once you get comfortable with it, then learn to carry it. We don’t need you shooting your 🍆 off on the 2nd day.

Get a good holster for it. That looks like a TLR6 or a copy of one, so there are plenty of options out there.

Bleib sicher, mein Kumpel.

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Least_Signature7879@reddit

Get your finger off of the trigger unless you plan on firing it....

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calendar_34@reddit

Oh mein Gott! Ich werde mich einfach allen anderen in der Trigger-Disziplin-Konversation anschließen. Bitte halten Sie Ihre Waffe nicht so für ein Foto. Halten Sie Ihren Finger gerade und vom Abzug!

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Polar_31@reddit

Take your booger hook off the bang bang plate

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richsreddit@reddit

Damn just moved out here and you already want to go full yeehaw with that thing lmao.

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Nearby-Chance-3852@reddit

Congrats man good choice and plz dont shoot any Frenchmen

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DickWankerMan@reddit (OP)

Ah, the French.

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Nearby-Chance-3852@reddit

Don’t shoot any Czechoslovakians… or Russians, or Polish, or…. Uh the other ones also

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VerbalThermodynamics@reddit

Get your finger off the trigger and take some classes. Jesus Christ.

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DickWankerMan@reddit (OP)

Will do, thanks Jesus.

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VerbalThermodynamics@reddit

You’re welcome. Go with… Me. 😉

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my_gilf@reddit

Welcome to the American dream🤘

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AlltheLights11011@reddit

There is absolutely zero reason to touch the trigger, until your target is acquired and you are ready to fire. Until that moment, keep your finger OUT of the trigger guard. This will preserve your life, along with the lives of those around you... because you are responsible for every single bullet that leaves that gun. And once a bullet is set in motion, there is no taking it back.

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Numerous-Data-2160@reddit

Bro get some trigger discipline!

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burner456987123@reddit

That was my first thought. They got a nice gun but now they need to train.

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tgracchus19@reddit

Bro you have no idea what a nice gun is, do you

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burner456987123@reddit

lol I have…enough guns. But for a first gun, they didn’t buy a Taurus or hi-point. That was my bar.

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Imyourpappy@reddit

Finger Von Braun over her about to take us to the moon

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ThinkAd8744@reddit

Du wirst dich verletzen und trainieren

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Honest_Particular165@reddit

Idk dude, I dont think thats gonna hurt a train.

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tux2718@reddit

If you are a US citizen, don’t vote for Democrats who will take your guns away and turn our great country into Europe.

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DickWankerMan@reddit (OP)

I am too smart for that 🫡😂🇺🇸

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Haunting-Muscle5997@reddit

How’s Germany holding up? Better sftervWw2?

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Asianpower420@reddit

Well this is one way to farm karma

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LeeLeeLane@reddit

Hahahaha if you’re still alive maybe get some basics.

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SebWeg@reddit

Wenn es nicht die letzte sein soll empfehle ich dir unverzüglich die den Finger vom Abzug zu nehmen, die Sicherheitsregeln zu lernen, und einen besser 2-3 Kurse zum Thema Waffenhandhabung, verdecktes Tragen und Verteidigungsschiessen zu belegen.

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fthisloginbs@reddit

Ignore these other losers; rule number one is have fun.

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DuckMySick44@reddit

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G-e-I-s-T-1@reddit

S&w m&p shield with laser? and keep your grubby fuckin' booger hook off the bang switch unless your gonna kill somethin'! What the fuck!?

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DanBrino@reddit

Great, now take a gun safety class before you load your first mag. That finger on the trigger is a big no-no unless this image was taken after you had identified a clear target you were willing to destroy, and it's surroundings, you had your sight-picture aligned, and you were ready to fire.

Trigger finger discipline is crucial, because accident or not, you are responsible for the results and ramifications every single time that thing goes off.

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Cross-Eyed-Pirate@reddit

Get your booger hook off the bang switch.

Welcome to America!

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Lost_Drunken_Sailor@reddit

Finger on the trigger and everything lol

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tgracchus19@reddit

1) handgun safety, dude. There are rules to keep you from hurting yourself and others.

2) fkin congratulations! Welcome to the land of the free. I hope you understand the responsibility that comes with owning your own safety and those around you

3) honestly... to each their own, but take that bitty little guy to the range and train. Consider purchasing something a little larger amd a little more comfortable to shoot! That one's gonna br uncomfortable in the long term!

4) Don't stop with the gateway drug. As much of a responsibility as gun ownership is, it's also a phenomenal hobby and a great way to meet people. Don't buy your first and decide it's enough! Keep training, keep meeting people, and don't be afraid to engage with a really awesome community!

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Radvous@reddit

Take your finger off the trigger, you only touch the trigger when your gun is pointed at a target and you're ready to actually shoot.

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Time_Traveling_Panda@reddit

This has got to be rage bait

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antariusz@reddit

No, that was the same post from yesterday..: oh

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uChoice_Reindeer7903@reddit

You bought your second and third while you were at it too, right? And then picked up your free AR with your loyalty points I hope.

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ZucchiniSad790@reddit

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one_who_reads@reddit

1- treat every firearm as if it is loaded 2- keep your finger off the trigger until your sights are on target and you are ready to fire 3- do not point a gun at anything you are unwilling to destroy 4- be aware of your target, what is around and behind your target, and the ballistic implications thereof.

You typically have to break multiple of these rules for things to go catastrophically wrong.

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brother_man_69@reddit

Finger on the trigger like a real man. Nice.

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Serficus_Winthrax@reddit

Made by babies for babies!

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DickWankerMan@reddit (OP)

Danke baby 😘

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Bullitt420@reddit

Nice trigger discipline.

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truckensafely@reddit

Freedom in America, dam right!!!

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Impossible-Bend-8665@reddit

And the first you had to do is to show you don't follow the basic rule in handling firearms... Finger off the trigger. Bad.

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DickWankerMan@reddit (OP)

I am learning sorry. Just happy to be living in the best country on earth now and especially at this time. 🫡🇺🇸

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Tomuchrice@reddit

Especially at this time?

With the worst international relations we've ever had. 2A constantly under threat. Gas and Rent through the roof. Unaffordable housing. Police and riot violence. We're at a point where people cant even agree that slavery was a bad thing over here. And on the brink is not already, in a recession?

This is not the best time to be here. Im not saying id take Germany over here. But holy fuck "especially at this time" is insane

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DickWankerMan@reddit (OP)

Yes, at this time. There are no nazis in America. You should do some research on actual nazis little man.

Blocking you, so know that I won’t see anything else you type.

Enjoy the next 3 years of Trump 😘🇺🇸

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Tomuchrice@reddit

Just like both WW and every olumpics, you got your ass whooped

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Tomuchrice@reddit

lmaoooooo PUSSY behavior

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DickWankerMan@reddit (OP)

You do know I can still see your deleted reply right? Lol

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Tomuchrice@reddit

My deleted reply? Sc and post, cause I never deleted one bud

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DickWankerMan@reddit (OP)

🤔 lol

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Tomuchrice@reddit

Thats still there dumbass💀

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DickWankerMan@reddit (OP)

I’m, no it’s not. lol. Go do some research on what actual nazis are little man. You clearly are clueless.

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Tomuchrice@reddit

Yra its definitely not the guys waving nazi flags at trump rallies right?

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DickWankerMan@reddit (OP)

Sounds like you need to go outside for a while. Lol.

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Tomuchrice@reddit

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DickWankerMan@reddit (OP)

Link or your post not a screenshot 🍿

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Tomuchrice@reddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/Firearms/s/WMigtpynII

All better ms. maam?

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DickWankerMan@reddit (OP)

It’s still not there you muppet lol

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DickWankerMan@reddit (OP)

Nazis everywhere? lol. I’m German, I assure you I would know it if there were. I love it here.

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Tomuchrice@reddit

You think, nazis are exclusively in Germany? I guess you think fish are exclusively in the ocean too huh? Yeah with that level of delusion, you'll fit right in. You better get your us citizenship and denounce your german, cause they'll turn you in too. Cause thats right around the corner.

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Impossible-Bend-8665@reddit

I beg of you, get some training as soon as possible.

treat every gun as loaded (and always, yes, always, check the magazine and chamber for for the cartridge),
finger off the trigger (unless just prior to the actual shooting of a gun),
always point the gun to "safe direction" (the direction where there would be least or no damage in case of accidental discharge).

Good luck and have fun...

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Nor-easter@reddit

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Alert_Fuel_8980@reddit

Booger hook off the bang switch..

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Matt3855@reddit

I’ve got one of those. Did you go with 9mm or .45?

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Capable_Line_823@reddit

du bist not put thein finga on the trigga

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thedirtygerman@reddit

Hände weg vom Abzug Mensch

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Stock_Block2130@reddit

Wilkommen in den Vereinigten Staaten! Wir brauchen mehrere wie Sie. (If I remember my grammar correctly).

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HoneyWhiskeyLemonTea@reddit

I'm gonna just grab some popcorn and sit back for all the trigger discipline comments that you're about to (deservedly) catch.

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nukey18mon@reddit

It’s not deserved

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PrincessRut0@reddit

Yes it is.

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nukey18mon@reddit

This is clearly a parody of an April fools post made yesterday. An image of a finger on a trigger doesn’t indicate unsafe firearm handling.

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22dinoman@reddit

Bro, literally the first thing you learn when receiving firearm training is to not ever pur your finger on the trigger if you don't intend to shoot, accidents happen and one wrong squeeze could end up with someone or something getting shot, it absolutely is does indicate unsafe firearms handling and if you think otherwise you shouldn't be here

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nukey18mon@reddit

Never dry fire again

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22dinoman@reddit

If you're dry firing you're still intending to pull the trigger so I don't get your point

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nukey18mon@reddit

Are you intending to shoot and put a hole in your wall?

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HemHaw@reddit

Yeah it kinda does though.

Keep your finger off the trigger until you're ready to shoot

Habits like this photo op are how negligent discharges happen.

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ammonthenephite@reddit

Keep your finger off the trigger until you're ready to shoot

He was clearly ready to shoot....the picutre.

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scoubt@reddit

What if he was ready to shoot?

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TundraSR5@reddit

His ceiling was attacking him

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PrincessRut0@reddit

Exactly, you’re not practicing trigger discipline because you don’t know the difference between a loaded and unloaded firearm, OBVIOUSLY. You’re doing it to build habit and reflex so that you never find yourself in a ND situation just because your dumbass had to take a bunch of irresponsible photos and videos that no one even cares about.

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HemHaw@reddit

Thank you.

A photo op is not disassembling a glock nor is it dry fire practice.

Even then you are making sure that the other rules are followed (being sure of what you're pointing at and what is beyond it and not pointing at anything you aren't willing to destroy).

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nukey18mon@reddit

The list I gave isn’t meant to be comprehensive. The point is to show that you can safely violate that rule of firearm safety. If safe firearm handling is practiced (ex verifying clear, safe direction) it doesn’t matter what you do with your finger on the trigger, whether it’s dry fire or a photo.

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Superb_Extension1751@reddit

Imagine being scared to ensure your gun is clear and safe and then dry fire in your own home.

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PrincessRut0@reddit

He’s not dry firing though and going through proper motions for a purpose, is he? He’s taking a dumb photo with his finger on the trigger that no one cares to see.

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Superb_Extension1751@reddit

ensures gun is clear and safe

Rests finger on trigger

Redditors lose their mind that his finger is on the trigger and he's not pulling it to dry fire

What even is this place man

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nukey18mon@reddit

How do you know? Didn’t know taking pictures somehow makes something unsafe

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nukey18mon@reddit

Have you ever dry fired? Have you ever disassembled a Glock? You just broke your own rule. The rules of safe firearm handling are not God’s 10 commandments, there are plenty instances where it is safe to break a rule.

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whiskey_tang0_hotel@reddit

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mentive@reddit

And its another 1 day old account.

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HoneyWhiskeyLemonTea@reddit

Then he should have posted it yesterday. It's not April Fool's day anymore.

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nukey18mon@reddit

Oh boo hoo I didn’t know humor was banned on the internet.

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AlphaTangoFoxtrt@reddit

It's just rage bait.

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oorakhhye@reddit

Rage bait or not. It’s good to reiterate proper trigger discipline to all those newbies who may not be in the know.

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Synectics@reddit

I am a strong believer in, fuck rage bait. Treat it as honest. Trolling is dead. Too many idiots exist that you cannot assume they are just "clever" social media farmers.

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mondaymoderate@reddit

Rage bait is 90% of the internet right now

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Synectics@reddit

I stand by what I said. Fuck rage bait.

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RangerExpensive6519@reddit

Bad bot

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Highmassive@reddit

Glad you’re here, but please take you finger off the trigger 😅

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Animaleyz@reddit

'Merica! Fuck yea!

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GrowInVt0334@reddit

I’m gonna be nice but I too was worried about finger place. Run your finger along the frame, just under the slide!

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0reasons@reddit

Booger hook off the bang switch bro

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Dregan3D@reddit

I'm triggered over that finger...

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lundah@reddit

Keep your booger hook off the bang switch or the ghost of Col. Cooper will smite you.

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Nyancide@reddit

why do people say keep your finger off the trigger in the most jokingly way possible?

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quandjereveauxloups@reddit

If you yell at someone, they tend to notice the yelling more than the message.

Saying something in a funny/joking way is more likely to stick in someone's head. Turns it into something they can laugh about while being safe.

As an example, I would forget to turn the oven off about half the time I cooked anything. Saw a recipe video where the person called the oven an onion, thought it was funny, and started calling it that myself. I almost never forget to turn it off because "turn off the onion" pops into my head.

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Nyancide@reddit

fair enough!

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gconsier@reddit

This is good life advice in general. 🍻

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No-Mechanic3931@reddit

We try to not fully embarrass while teaching the lesson. A little fun and a little embarrassment tends to teach it faster.

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gconsier@reddit

Blah yeah it’s all fun and games till you mod a small motorcycle sub or two and everyone just gets all hateful. I got better shit to do than parent people I don’t knows manners (I know we wish all mods gave as little shit as I do)

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quandjereveauxloups@reddit

Oh no! People get up in arms about...checks notes...safety!

And by the way, not all ATGATTers are "religious about their cause". If you want to dress for the ride or to show off, I'm fine with that. Just do your stunting behind me so I don't get caught up in it if some fucktard spills.

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gconsier@reddit

It’s one thing to be all about gear. I’m all about gear. Obviously not all but some people in everything take shit too far and just start name calling and I’ve seen threatening etc. I’ve seen a bunch of I hope you crash and get fucked up and killed stuff. I just assume it’s adults and let them argue it out. Both sides of argument report shit and like I said I’m not their parent. Reddit isn’t a safe place people will be mean to each other. Just annoying sometimes getting pulled into childish bickering. Like the other guy said, that doesn’t convince people. Being funny and or supportive etc tends to get people to wear a helmet. Honestly a “I buried my friend” IMO goes a lot further than “I hope you crash and die” if you want the to wear gear. Honestly IMO I think a lot of people don’t care they just want an outlet to be cyber bullies which is as adorable as it is funny as it is annoying.

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gconsier@reddit

It’s ok. He’s from Germany. Finger is finely tuned piece of get engineered appendage. It’s safe. Finger is also safety.

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lundah@reddit

Like the gallon jug full of bullets behind the counter at my LGS labeled “It’s not loaded”.

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gconsier@reddit

Sounds to me like that gallon jug is at least partially loaded.

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quandjereveauxloups@reddit

Can confirm. Am gallon jug, and am loaded.

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SpilledBagofRice@reddit

How were you able to buy these guns as a German citizen? Unless are you a dual US and German Citizen?

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DickWankerMan@reddit (OP)

I’m an American now. I had planned on coming over a few years ago, but waited until a better President was in. 😂

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SpilledBagofRice@reddit

Well welcome in from Germany brother! Oh yea DJT is a lot better than sleepy joe that’s for sure!

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CommonRedditer24@reddit

Firearms is a dangerous hobby to just drop a ton of money on randomly and buy a bunch of guns without proper training

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DickWankerMan@reddit (OP)

It’s not that hard, point and shoot lol.

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P440CPJ@reddit

Your wealth of ignorance astounds me.

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CommonRedditer24@reddit

See ya later

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Proper_Bad_1588@reddit

Saw the pic, came for the comments. Of course they didn’t disappoint…

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Impressive_Code3257@reddit

April fools was yesterday

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Phishsux420@reddit

Keep your booger hook off the bang switch unless you’re ready to bring the pain

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BriefDesigner330@reddit

grap 10h of idpa course right now !!!

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libertariantheory@reddit

Hell yeah. If it were mine i’d lose the laser get a light

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DaPuckerFactor@reddit

Get your damn finger off the trigger!.

If you're gonna be in the USA you gotta learn boy!

Competence is the way.

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-GenlyAI-@reddit

I see no issues with this image

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DaPuckerFactor@reddit

Except my 9 yr old daughter shows a better sense of basic gun safety.

99 out of 100 anti gun arguments stem from people being idiots with firearms.

Be part of the solution, not the problem.

A.k.a. be an adult with competence and ability.

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Rebel_with_a_Cause88@reddit

that trigger discipline.

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BarryHalls@reddit

Schtek dich nicht dem finger en dem bang switchen!

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roadranger84@reddit

Hey, booger flicker off the boom switch but also congrats

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heschilllikethat@reddit

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whiskey_tang0_hotel@reddit

Keep your booger hook off the boom switch.

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Salty-Sarge2021@reddit

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Salty-Sarge2021@reddit

Booger hook violation

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Boston__Massacre@reddit

Hey Pal welcome to the states. Now keep your fucking finger off the trigger.

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eatmoremeat101@reddit

Expected this as the top comment. It was close!

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8Leaps@reddit

is this a threat…

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huh82@reddit

WTf is that? Might as well carry a butter knife

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DickWankerMan@reddit (OP)

That’s the favourite carry in UK.

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coldafsteel@reddit

All the nice German guns in the world and you get this nasty thing?

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108CA@reddit

He should get a SIG

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otullyo@reddit

I love how many of you don't know you're being trolled. It's hilarious 😂 Finger off the trigger bro. 🤣🤣🤣

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E-theripist@reddit

I bet full size cc 9 or 45 . In less than a year

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wandpapierkritiker@reddit

oh man oh man o meter

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JustinGeoffrey@reddit

... und ich bin neidisch!

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Cefiro8701@reddit

Why wasn't it an H&K?

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AlphaTangoFoxtrt@reddit

Meh, at least wait a week before tossing out the same bait.

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meatballl420@reddit

Broo hol den Finger vom trigger 😭

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MattyS71@reddit

Only touch when boom

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nukey18mon@reddit

This isn’t even true, ever dry fire?

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MattyS71@reddit

Regularly, good point, good point. I do choose a safe corner just in case.

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MonkeKhan1998@reddit

Learn your 4 weapon safety rules bro

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guacalito@reddit

fingers off trigger herr

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Feisty-Tadpole-5127@reddit

[Everyone liked that]

Next step....

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gornischo@reddit

Like an asian on the autobahn.

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MBSMD@reddit

Finger off the trigger

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Imaginary-Concert392@reddit

I suppose it was just April fools day lol

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Hot-Shake-9246@reddit

Index your finger on frame

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Floridaman9393@reddit

Well...

Welcome to America. Pleasure to have you.

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sailor-jackn@reddit

Congratulations!

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UltramanOrigin@reddit

No HK or Walther?

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gunsforevery1@reddit

Go take a class.

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Guns_Almighty34135@reddit

Trigger!!!

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chinacat444@reddit

Rage bait all day.

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dubbs911@reddit

First of all, learn some trigger finger discipline!

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Boobity_McBooberson@reddit

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CleanPlastiqueBaby@reddit

Keep your buggerhook off the bang button until you are ready to shoot

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-GenlyAI-@reddit

He is ready to shoot dummy

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One-Repeat-1205@reddit

Shoulda got the 40, it’s snappy tho 🫨

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xDOWNSOUTHx@reddit

Welcome to here.

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1nternetTr011@reddit

hope this is a rage bait post but if not:

1) Always Keep Firearm Pointed in a Safe direction

2) Treat All Guns as Though They are Loaded

* !! 3) Keep Your Finger Off the Trigger until You are Ready to Shoot

4) Always Be Sure of Your Target and What’s Beyond It

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Lawrence_skywalker@reddit

You come from Germany and bought a fucking S&W shield? Wheres the walther? Where's the HK.

But in all seriousness the shield was fire. Back in the days. There are better options these days.

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DGSte@reddit

We did too... In the 1720's.

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ApprehensiveAd2964@reddit

Now go sign up for the class before ya shoot yourself in the foot.

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ComfortableDemand539@reddit

There's no feet in his picture, he already shot them off obviously

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FriarPike@reddit

Keep your booger hook off the bang switch.

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yungbillcosbii@reddit

Welcome to Here.

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Aggravating-overalls@reddit

Rule #1. Treat every weapon as if it were loaded

Rule #2. Never point a weapon at anything you do not intend to shoot

Rule #3. Keep your finger straight and off the trigger until you’re ready to fire

Rule #4. Keep the weapon on safe until you intend to fire

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gp_plus@reddit

4 Know your target and what’s beyond

While it’s certainly good practice to keep the safety on, that’s generally not one of the main 4 firearm rules.

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secret_alpaca@reddit

And not all guns have a safety

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5cott@reddit

When handling a firearm, YOU are the safety. Never rely on any mechanical safety.

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Bfizzle62@reddit

This is the correct response

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sorrybutidgaf@reddit

I can tell, but you have a fun time with it and just because you may be in a constitutional carry state doesnt mean you dont have the responsibility to learn EVERYTHING you can about that thing before using it! And while using it ofc. Have fun, shoot straight.

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