At the end did the Big Lebowski just keep the million dollars that he took out of the little achievers fund?
Posted by wtgriffi@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 109 comments
Just had this thought on the rewatch, The Dude figures it out that the Big Lebowski was trying to embezzle money but I’m not sure if anyone actually stopped him from keeping it. Did Maude maybe?
pucks4brains@reddit
Once it is figured out and Maude knows, the suggestion (which the film is under no obligation to work out) is that the future story would involve Maude dealing with it.
However, she hardly wishes to make her father's embezzlement a police matter.
This would apply even after she realizes that there was no money to recover.
Whether the dude gets his bones or clams, well we just don't know.
audiate@reddit
Yep. The movie handles it like The Dude would. Fuck it.
Master-Ad-5153@reddit
He literally did both those things - competitors bested and challenges completed and all...
ifthedudeabidesman@reddit
Fuckin eh man
Edgarmustavas@reddit
Do you have to use so many swear words?
FIRE_fly1982@reddit
That’s their answer for everything!
choopie-chup-chup@reddit
Takin it easy for all us sinners
Brain_Glow@reddit
A lot of ins, a lot outs, a lot of what-have-you’s.
allothernamestaken@reddit
Lotta interested parties.
tgold77@reddit
I always pictured Maude’s godfather revenge Montage. She buys up Jackie Treehorn’s debts and bankrupts him. She shuts down her father’s allowance and scares the crap out of him until he returns the money. She gets all the nihilists deported.
RossMxx@reddit
What about her mother, the nympho?
tgold77@reddit
I think Bunny is out the door and that’s good enough for Maude. No pay back needed.
wiserolderelf@reddit
Yeah, all during the baptism of little baby Lebowski.
Obvious-Hunt19@reddit
Her clam got the Dude’s bones so they’re square
PancakeProfessor@reddit
If you’ll just write me a check for my 10% of half a million… five grand… I’ll go out and mingle.
JT_mode_71@reddit
Well he definitely got his "clams".. Apparently he does like "coitus"!
Denjek@reddit
The Dude isn’t getting shit.
FLDrewDude@reddit
Carpet Pissers in not the preferred nomenclature, “Rug Pee-ers” please
jpop237@reddit
My guess is, Maude reduces his allowance, which was ample, to recoup the embezzled funds.
Osos_Perezosos@reddit
Sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you.
OkMortgage862@reddit
So, racially he's pretty cool?
jrock7979@reddit
WHO WON IN THE SEMIS?????
indieguy33@reddit
Fucking Quintana. That creep can roll.
Twoofsix1976@reddit
Yeah but he’s a pedorass.
RegressiontotheMeme8@reddit
What's a pedorass, Walter?
mercury04@reddit
Look, pal. There was never any money. The big lebowski gave me an empty briefcase, so take it up with him.
Burnt_Timber_1988@reddit
A million bucks from fucking needy Little Urban Achievers!
mercury04@reddit
You have your story, I have mine
Brother_Seamus2@reddit
All you needed was a sap to pin it on, you just met me, you human paraquat!
phunkjnky@reddit
It's kinda sad to see that almost knows what "paraquat" is anymore, and what it adds to the scene.
The Dude implies that an herbicide is among the worst things on earth
TildenKatzcat@reddit
Paraquat was a highly toxic herbicide that was a tremendous concern among dope smokers in the '70s.
kellerb@reddit
Well it's a herbicide they used on weed, man
allothernamestaken@reddit
That hadn't occurred to us, dude.
KatBoySlim@reddit
Jeff Bridges added that, which is impressive given how tight the Cohens are about their scripts.
Odd-Adagio7080@reddit
That had not occurred to us, Dude.
phunkjnky@reddit
That’s awesome.
MountRoguey@reddit
I actually thought it was an obscure Caribbean fruit. lol
Twittenhouse@reddit
Well, aren't you?!
indieguy33@reddit
Well…yeah.
jeffbas@reddit
These are my favorite two words in this movie!
FLDrewDude@reddit
Mind if I do a J?
SmoovyJ@reddit
Who is this man, Dude?
Pure-Project-5362@reddit
Who am I? I'm a fucking veteran!
JoeInOR@reddit
You are SCUM, man!
GeoHog713@reddit
Who does he think he is? Ted Debeasi?
hornwalker@reddit
A ringer for a ringer!
BraveryDave@reddit
The weight, Dude. The ringer cannot look empty.
Jodanmawashigeri@reddit
After losing a close game to Liam and Jesus in the semis, The Dude goes back and blows the whistle to his Lady Friend. She confronts her father saying that it is one thing to tolerate his lifestyle with the compulsive fornicator, but she cannot abide embezzlement, and unless he returns the money, she will have no choice but to indeed make it a police matter.
The fuckin’ Goldbricker sheepishly relents, the Urban Achievers get their money back, and The Dude is back to writing post-dated checks at Ralph’s.
JunkSalesman@reddit
Maude does not abide.
The_Govnor@reddit
You have your story, I have mine.
LawrenceSellers@reddit
And this guy peed on it.
74snowman@reddit
Shut the fuck up, Donnie.
awesomefalcone2460@reddit
As if we would ever dream of taking your bullshit money!
SixtyNoine69@reddit
Ahhhh, fuck it
74snowman@reddit
Your revolution is over. The bums lost.
jeffbas@reddit
Yes, “fuck it”. That’s your answer to everything.
DAMAN80085@reddit
Ringer for a ringer
OliverKitsch@reddit
Lost my train of thought there
allothernamestaken@reddit
Is this a...what day is this?
NotYerBoyBlue@reddit
We dropped off the money.
Ornery-Scholar9973@reddit
WE?!?!?!
forged21@reddit
Were you listening to the Dude’s story?
Tuva_Tourist@reddit
I was bowling
Unusual_Compote4909@reddit
And what about the money that Bunny owed Jackie?
FratboyZeida@reddit
I'm just gonna go find a cash machine ...
indieguy33@reddit
Which…is cool.
TheMellowArms@reddit
Sometimes you eat the bear
MFDistiller@reddit
I don’t know, sir.
Proud-Parsley6072@reddit
Shut the fuck up donny
vgullotta@reddit
Donny, who loved surfing
AKchaos49@reddit
Were you listening to the Dude's story? You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie....
MrAndyJay@reddit
Larry got the money.
Maude is the villain. She knew Uli. Knox knew Uli. She trashed the dude's place looking for it. Uli was just the errand boy. Why would Maude bother contacting the dude after stealing back her mothers rug if she wasn't in it for the money herself. "I hardly wish to make my father's embezzlement a police matter", yeah, because she'd get caught. What would happen, The Dude gets the million dollars and maude gives him $100k out of it, and then what, puts $900k back into the charity? In Cash? On what grounds? A clerical error? Come on man. Make it make sense.
All Larry had to do was say nothing.
nicodeemus7@reddit
What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
dudeabiding420@reddit
She kidnapped herself man
TBSchemer@reddit
Donnie buried it in the snow before dying.
stuff_happens_again@reddit
Near the Knudsen farm, outside Morehead Minnesota? Just across the river from Fargo?
stereohalo@reddit
Who the fuck are the Knudeson’s?
SouthBaySkunk@reddit
Well we just don’t know dude
Elle_Duderino@reddit
I’m just gonna go find a cash machine
Douche_in_disguise@reddit
No one seems to think that Brandt had anything to do with this. Why? I mean I totally think that the human paraquat was fully capable of pulling off the bamboozle, but I’ve a feeling we’ll just never know how deep Brandt had his hands in anything. Did that ever cross anyone’s mind? Man?
delmar0donnell@reddit
this would have been an amazing spinoff!
brandt walks away with the cash a la verbal kint, then the gang gets back together to bust him
spaghetti_hitchens2@reddit
Give us ze money, Lebowski!
Good_Timez_420@reddit
He kept it for himself the human paraquat
awesomedan24@reddit
Well dude we just don't know
bobby17171@reddit
This guy walks
papazwah@reddit
Larry Sellers. Little brat
TRDOffRoadGuy@reddit
He bought hookers and blow with the million dollars.
big-williestyle@reddit
Were you even listening to the Dude's story?
Her_name--is_Mallory@reddit
Fuckin A
ShakeWest6244@reddit
If we go with the theory that he took the money out of the family fund to pay the ransom, and switched it for the ringer with the intention of keeping it and claiming the Dude stole it, then there's no reason he would *not* keep it when Bunny appears safe, well and unkidnapped.
Unless there was another person in charge of the family fund who would ask questions about the lack of ransom.
And given that Maud says the money was all her mother's, there is a non-zero chance that Maud is that person. And Maud could then do what she wanted with all those bones, or clams, or whatever you call them.
And maybe Maud knew Bunny wasn't kidnapped, and knew that if someone did fake the kidnapping then her father would try and embezzle the ransom, giving her the opportunity to have some money from the fund land in her lap when Bunny came back from her wild weekend in Palm Springs. And maybe she planted the fake kidnap idea with her old friend Uli.
tl:dnr - Maud did it, maybe.
indieguy33@reddit
The compulsive fornicator certainly won’t get any of it.
unburnt_hydrocarbon@reddit
Were you listening to the dude’s story?
NM773@reddit
I was bowling.
indieguy33@reddit
So you’re like a child that wanders into the middle of a movie…
dandle@reddit
Well, Dude, we just don't know.
It's reasonable to expect that Maude reported her father to the police for embezzlement, that Maude kept it quiet but had the family foundation strip the Big Lebowski of his position and cut his allowance and access to the mansion, and/or that Jackie Treehorn had his goons visit the Big Lebowski to extract repayment for Bunny's debts and so substantially drained the Big Lebowski's ill-gotten take.
ailyara@reddit
Jackie Treehorn should send his goons to the other Jeffry Lebowski, the Millionaire, this time, but I think he's too busy treating objects like women.
OneRemarkable9865@reddit
New shit has come to light
left-of-the-jokers@reddit
Fuck it, dude, let's go bowling
LaziestManinLACounty@reddit
Were you listening to the dude’s story?
jayhof52@reddit
I was bowling.
ethersings@reddit
It’s down there somewhere, let me take another look
Beneficial_Crow_3142@reddit
Life does not stop and start at your convenience you miserable piece of shit.
BonsaiBhodi@reddit
Are you adhering to a pretty strict drug regimen to keep your mind limber?
gerg_1234@reddit
This guy fucking walks. I've never been more certain of anything in my life.
No-Contact6664@reddit
A ringer for a ringer man!
Charlie_Cinco@reddit
Well Dude, we just don't know
Hopeful-Flounder-203@reddit
There's a lot of ins and outs and whathave yous.
Big-Joe-Studd@reddit
You're out of your element
kharringtonvideoarts@reddit
As if we would ever dream of taking your bullshit money!