It’s not an April Fools joke, I actually like this thing a lot.

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Helio2nd@reddit

The Codex Astartes does not approve of this action.

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A_Queer_Owl@reddit

you may not like it, but this is the true firearm of the working class.

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Killermondoduderawks@reddit

Highpoints are the mopeds of the gun world. They ain’t cool propriety, work the majority of the time, fun to use, but you don’t want your friends to catch you with one

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EUGsk8rBoi42p@reddit

You forgot to mention "Cheap + Reliable" !!

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Depends on the high point. There handguns worked yet the carbines were garbage. From what I've seen, there new ar15 is about as good as the 925 carbines. Breaks after 4 mags. Some rifles gave a break in period. High points rifles and carbines have a broken period. Run 4 mags and it Breaks.

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UltramanOrigin@reddit

The bulk does fit the 40K esthetic

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Admirable_Wonder8876@reddit

![gif](giphy|AAsj7jdrHjtp6)

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OneManGang2001@reddit

The Problem Solva

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StressfulRiceball@reddit

How do you deal with the trigger that feels like it's been lubricated by week-old semen

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muffinwarhead@reddit

Refresh it. Obviously.

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StressfulRiceball@reddit

Definitely a Low Point of my jacking career

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sleasys14@reddit

You keep your finger on it at all times. Even when you’re not ready to shoot.

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A_Queer_Owl@reddit

you accept that there's some sacrifices you've got to make when buying a pistol that cheap.

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HarryBawlsogna@reddit

That better not be intended as an Indianapolis Colts theme. We already look stupid enough over here as it is.

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TPK_MastaTOHO@reddit

It's from Warhammer 40k. No one cares enough to about the colts to make a meme gun for them

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WillMoonKnives@reddit

Behold, supplicant, the Holy Yeet Cannon. Praise be the Omnissiah, may His Holy Yeet slay thy Xenos foes cost effectively.

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C-R_Collector@reddit

Neat. [Needs purity.](https://store.starforged.com/products/starforged-warhammer-40k-purity-seals-2024?gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=20956613692&gbraid=0AAAAAo9rRM8XnKnQIDij9IYLhrAlWO3fO&gclid=Cj0KCQjwp7jOBhDGARIsABe7C4dCIzMUBpkOhDRfM-zqBANHb3YGXqIb77Ob_7SlOTVY75lC9XuzW_4aApbuEALw_wcB)

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Floor_Cereal@reddit

As much shit as people give Hi Points, it is quite literally better than nothing. They are reliable enough, cheap enough for someone who "just needs a gun" and doesn't wanna spend a ton, and they're readily available.

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LifeAquatic_25@reddit

The Emperor Protects

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bdash1990@reddit

Is that a bolter?

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justauryon@reddit

Doubtful. It looks like it was found in the sewers somewhere on Terra.

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TOKING-TONZ@reddit

Spray painted uwu special , comes with 4 nerf darts

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dragon_sack@reddit

It's archeotech. It doesn't matter if it's good, it's a status symbol.

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CaptainFirecrotch@reddit

Of all the chapters... And thin your paints! /J

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kevloveskorn@reddit

🤔

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Seared_Gibets@reddit

Despite how much my HP45 beats the piss out of my wrist, it's still one of my favorites to shoot.

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locolarue@reddit

Odd thing for an Ultramarine to like, but the universe is full of strange things.

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FabiusBill@reddit

We do not question the products of Forgewold HiyPointe.

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NinjaBuddha13@reddit

Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese - goslings! They were juggled.

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Drake_Acheron@reddit

I don’t understand these jokes/references Peter

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Whicked_Subie@reddit

Be a leaf on the wind, my friend

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C141Clay@reddit

https://i.redd.it/r6szb02ssosg1.gif

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Gutaimer_@reddit

Nice april fools joke

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zeromutt@reddit

Think it needs a purity seal

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one_who_reads@reddit

Statistically some people would have to like hi-points, I doubt there is enough of a market for disposable murder weapons to keep them in business.

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Penis_Man-@reddit

In the Grim Darkness of the future, there is only abysmal dogshit

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CuddlyMofo@reddit

Have a Hi-Point in three caliber. Have to say I rather enjoy my .40, and .45

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marvinfuture@reddit

Trigger discipline has been the biggest joke of April fool's day :(

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Franticalmond2@reddit (OP)

I was very disciplined, didn’t pull it.

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number__ten@reddit

Why did you jizz truck bed liner all over it?

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Franticalmond2@reddit (OP)

Sir, that is the finest Ultramarine Blue paint. Show some respect.

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Important-Nobody-228@reddit

Have you shot literally any other gun?

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Franticalmond2@reddit (OP)

Plenty.

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DTKeign@reddit

Brother Tardius hasn't been the same since the bomb squig.

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street_racer221@reddit

I actually want the benjamins hi point. Probly wont get 1. But a man can dream.

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myroll22@reddit

My hi point 995 not only looks like a tank but performs like one too. Thousands of rounds with no cleaning and no problems also as accurate as you could ask for

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Franticalmond2@reddit (OP)

These things just seem to run and run. Never expected them to be as solid as they are.

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Nothing2Special@reddit

AND I LIKE YOUR

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sploader@reddit

I've got 2 C9's one is in Digital Desert Camo. The other is a Yeet Cannon G1. I bought them because they're silly. As an actual gun though, I don't like the C9. I don't hate it. I don't mind it though.

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