"I would like to hear your theory."
"...vampire."
"While I do share some outward physical traits with classic vampire mythos from the 21st century, your assertion is, unfortunately, inaccurate. I am an android."
“That is a common misconception. In actuality, robots are machines designed to perform a single, specific function, usually repetitive in nature. Androids are much more sophisticated and designed to mimic human behavior as closely as possible. A robot would not be able to have this conversation with you.”
You know, there are a lot of situations that wouldn’t have happened if Data actually did the shit he’s capable of. Like when Picard and the others get turned into kids and the Ferengi take over the ship. Every time I’m like “Data you are right there, dude. You could have ended this shit before it even began.”
IDICPainter@reddit
Wrong it's lore you fool he can pretend his chip is off.
Significant-Ocelot34@reddit
Data was funnier
gideonwilhelm@reddit
"I would like to hear your theory." "...vampire." "While I do share some outward physical traits with classic vampire mythos from the 21st century, your assertion is, unfortunately, inaccurate. I am an android."
SharMarali@reddit
“An android? You mean like a robot?”
“That is a common misconception. In actuality, robots are machines designed to perform a single, specific function, usually repetitive in nature. Androids are much more sophisticated and designed to mimic human behavior as closely as possible. A robot would not be able to have this conversation with you.”
“I’m beginning to wish you were a robot.”
gideonwilhelm@reddit
I can hear it in his voice
lhingel@reddit
And calm demeanor
ngshafer@reddit
Ice man.
Peas-Of-Wrath@reddit
It a Frenchman
haresnaped@reddit
The only possible answer <3
Peas-Of-Wrath@reddit
No, he’s a Frenchman.
paulfrehley5@reddit
There is a TNG subreddit and a StarTrekTNG subreddit?
datalaughing@reddit
It’s true.
brokenringlands@reddit
Broke rule of 180
dnkroz3d@reddit
Data: Still more facial expressions.
gaiusjozka@reddit
Definitely an iceman. You can tell by the pale skin. Sun exposure from living in the mountains.
jack_begin@reddit
“Indeed, I am a Frenchman.”
SharMarali@reddit
This is the skin of a machine, Bella
natronmooretron@reddit
You are Lore
HoundTakesABitch@reddit
You know, there are a lot of situations that wouldn’t have happened if Data actually did the shit he’s capable of. Like when Picard and the others get turned into kids and the Ferengi take over the ship. Every time I’m like “Data you are right there, dude. You could have ended this shit before it even began.”
Flippynipps@reddit
Tasha + Data is definitely a better love story.
EM05L1C3@reddit
Anemic
Kim_Kusanagi@reddit
COMMANDER Data you uncultured swine.
Jean-LucBacardi@reddit
And with the right lighting his skin sparkles.
grayscripts@reddit
Say it. Out loud.
IntroductionLeft4369@reddit
Clanker!
No_Names78@reddit
Fully functional.
Acceptingoptimist@reddit