Restaurants in China that serve American fast food should give out "fortune cookies" that contain worthless and unverifiable predictions
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HunterDHunter@reddit
They aren't even fortune cookies anymore. They are proverb cookies.
thisisnotdan@reddit
I still see the occasional fortune cookie, but yeah, by and large they just contain little proverbs now.
jungl3j1m@reddit
Or naughty jokes, like the “Fat Fong say” fortune cookies I got in San Francisco in the 1970s.
Riptide360@reddit
Trumpisms is the confused Confuscism of the West.
Mr_Style@reddit
“You will be hit by a car in a Chinese restaurant parking lot” sounds pretty specific to me
HexagonalDab@reddit
This is every fortune cookie anyway
Cold_Earth3855@reddit
Wait so you're telling me that the broken English and lottery numbers I've been using are fake?
beamerpook@reddit
Right? Maybe they will, because the fortune cookie is an American creation and has nothing to do with Chinese culture. I don't even think most Chinese people know there's such a thing
SonicLoverDS@reddit
Give an example of a "worthless and unverifiable prediction".
flopsyplum@reddit (OP)
"Your efforts will be rewarded in the future."
ClockAndBells@reddit
"Someone may be thinking of you"
Remarkable_Sorbet319@reddit
"You will live until you die"