Moved to America and bought my first gun!

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Dtrain323i@reddit

Remember, the first rule of gun safety is to have fun

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Super_Fa_Q@reddit

I thought it was "only light beer at the range."

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ReasonableBridge5623@reddit

Even if it's unloaded, trigger discipline is important OP. Nice gun though!

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Two words for you: Trigger Discipline. Get your finger off the damn trigger; that’s how people get shot unintentionally. Only put your finger on the trigger when you’re aiming at something you want to destroy.

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qazaqwert@reddit

How do you suggest I disassemble my Glock or do dry fire practice in my house if I don’t put my finger on the trigger while not aiming at something I want to destroy? There’s plenty of situations where you need to put your finger on the trigger when you are aiming at stuff you don’t want to destroy.

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MushroomHealthy3263@reddit

Like I’ve always been taught, treat every gun as if it’s loaded (I guess exceptions can apply such as disassembling or dry firing)

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BradassMofo@reddit

I don't have to worry about trigger discipline because I want to destroy everything.

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MushroomHealthy3263@reddit

lol 😂

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Michael_J_Scarn@reddit

False.

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SpectrumSense@reddit

zooms in and sees the 1mm gap between your finger and the trigger

... I'll be keeping my eye you...

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drmitchgibson@reddit

HELL YEAH

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Max_delirious@reddit

Congratulations. You just need an ironic red ball cap and you’re almost there

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Mountain_Man_88@reddit

April fools?

People are gonna clown you for trigger discipline

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Aggressive_Maize9249@reddit

I wonder how trigger discipline stans ever dry fire their guns

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AccomplishedGap3571@reddit

No. And they’re unable to ever clean their glocks either.

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IKIR115@reddit

Definitely Aprils fools.

Moved to America + that ridiculous trigger finger 😅

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Charming-Flamingo307@reddit

"first gun" with a decent sized gun safe in the background

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Organic_Eye_3802@reddit

Gotta start somewhere and why not get the only safe you'll ever need as your first safe?

/s

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Super_Fa_Q@reddit

MORE SAFES.

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Silver-Tank-5121@reddit

Trigger confidence

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CenterMassContent@reddit

I am CONFIDENT, this post will "TRIGGER" someone!

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Silver-Tank-5121@reddit

He should of put 3 fingers in it for easier trigger pulls

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LowerFroyo4623@reddit

hey finger out

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india1935@reddit

Learn trigger discipline first, moron!

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aDirtyMartini@reddit

Who’s going to tell him…?

Just saw that it was posted yesterday. Got me.

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Bravo82bill@reddit

You got me, glad I stopped and read the comments

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M1-A2-V78@reddit

Please keep your finger out of the trigger well until you want to shoot especially on a glock

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New-Concentrate-6013@reddit

It’s clearly a joke. You don’t move to America and buy a Glock as your first gun.

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Anonymous6172@reddit

Apparently, you don't how to handle your gun safely.

I'd suggest gun safely classes.

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NoDonut6709@reddit

Move to america, buys an Austrian gun. You can't make this up.

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Direct-Geologist6511@reddit

That’s what u all can have guns…

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Itchy-Wafer8967@reddit

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_Keo_@reddit

Is this a discipline trigger?

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BOHICAbeast@reddit

Happy April 1st, OP.

Now... Keep your booger-hook off the bang switch until you are ready to deliberately make noise.

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marlborostuffing@reddit

Time to find a bank

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aghostofrazgriz@reddit

All the Boomers and Gen Xers in the comments not realizing it's April 1st and this is satire.

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Full_Auto_Franky@reddit

Gun reddit in general has absolutely ZERO sense of humor or tolerance for jokes, its mind blowing

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AlphaTangoFoxtrt@reddit

Not since WKND was kill :(

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ZeroPointSpecter@reddit

Being an idiot doesn't make it satire.

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aghostofrazgriz@reddit

It's obviously satire. I highly doubt he bought a rifle sized gun safe before he bought his first gun.

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ZeroPointSpecter@reddit

Satire is meant to be funny. Not sure what's funny about this.

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Stale_Water1@reddit

It’s so funny that these idiots still fall for this kind of post

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Puzzleheaded-Ad-4846@reddit

Congratulations and welcome!!

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Adorable_Mark5761@reddit

Take your bugger hook off the trigger.

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Sianmink@reddit

Excellent trigger confidence

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Hutch4622w1@reddit

Welcome to freedom and the 2nd amendment

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NumberOnePibbDrinker@reddit

god tier april fools post (please be an april fools post)

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Clear_Ad_8159@reddit

that would be my first choice too

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AccomplishedGap3571@reddit

You can fit more fingers on that trigger yet.

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11448844@reddit

he doesn't even have the one on it lmao

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Nor-easter@reddit

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Illustrious_Taro6772@reddit

Keep your booger hook off the bang switch until you've identified your target what's beyond on it and you're ready to make the big noise

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ZeroPointSpecter@reddit

Trigger discipline, my man.

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SOSB-Haru@reddit

Bruv it's really not that serious

Joke flew way over your head like it hit the pentagon

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SOSB-Haru@reddit

u/ZeroPointSpecter

Considering you deleted your post

It's a pretty fucking funny moment

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ZeroPointSpecter@reddit

It didn't go over my head, genius. It's just not a funny joke.

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BradassMofo@reddit

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qazaqwert@reddit

Me when I have to pull the trigger on my Glock to disassemble it but then I remember that ZeroPointSpecter on Reddit would get mad at me for having my finger on the trigger.

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ZeroPointSpecter@reddit

It's amazing how many trolls are in this thread...

If you want to act like a dumbass and say breaking down your gun is the same as posting a picture like this, you do that.

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MattHack7@reddit

It is different but the same you absolutely can safely clear a firearm and touch the trigger. He’s probably pointing the gun in a safe direction too

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ZeroPointSpecter@reddit

That's clearly not what he's doing in this photo, nor is it the intent of posting it to teach you or demonstrate anything.

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AlphaTangoFoxtrt@reddit

April 1st, my man.

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ZeroPointSpecter@reddit

Trigger discipline is 24/7 365, my man.

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AlphaTangoFoxtrt@reddit

NOOOOO I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS APRIL FOOLS DAY AND NOW I HAVE TO DOUBLE DOWN!!!! I GOTTA HUG MY TIGGER DOLL!!!

Cry more, Safety Weenie.

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ZeroPointSpecter@reddit

Grow up.

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AlphaTangoFoxtrt@reddit

Cry more.

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ZeroPointSpecter@reddit

You're such a little troll. Good lord.

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PlutoJones42@reddit

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Orbital_Vagabond@reddit

Fucking trigger discipline!

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Stoggie-Monster@reddit

It shows…

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MEMExplorer@reddit

Keep ur booger hook out the trigger guard

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Idoallthejobs@reddit

https://i.redd.it/78fh09wghnsg1.gif

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_WEG_@reddit

Now 🅱️oint it at your 🅱️enis!!!

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MisterMarimba@reddit

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jaysmoove_92@reddit

Finger off the bang stick!! 🤦🏽‍♂️

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drteq@reddit

“Can’t wait to shoot someone running away”

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Jesus_Christ_cnqers@reddit

You almost got me

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ImCaffeinated_Chris@reddit

Are feet no longer allowed? 🤣

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Possible_Ad_4094@reddit

Those go to r/gunsgonewild and r/firearmfeet

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AT0MLFRS@reddit

r/subsifellfor

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wtfredditacct@reddit

I don't know how neither of those is a real thing yet lol

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borsanflorin@reddit

...we're from you bought it?....school cafeteria ?...kindergarten??

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matteblackpeace@reddit

Slide looks like it’s about to fall off with one trigger pull 🤣

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AlarmingDetective526@reddit

The first thing that comes to mind is “We can’t tell”

Nice safe for your one gun btw 😂

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light_in_my_eyes@reddit

confidence is key

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TheGuySawyer@reddit

I forgot it was April 1st

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StrikeEagle784@reddit

Definitely got me in the first half, not gonna lie lol

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Stock_Block2130@reddit

You may say it’s an April Fool joke but I knew some folks who, having left hoplophobic Massachusetts and Philadelphia, bought guns as soon as they were liberated into North Carolina. Not Glocks but shotguns. That was over ten years ago so who knows what they have now. Nonetheless - freedom to purchase is a rare gift in this world.

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PFSnypr@reddit

Y O U.

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JustinGeoffrey@reddit

Trigger!!!

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Suckamanhwewhuuut@reddit

This is literally like that other post from the other day. Is this making fun of that?

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KGb_Voodo0@reddit

The first rule of gun safety is never show a redditor Mikhail Kalashnikov holding guns

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PandorasFlame1@reddit

Booger hook off the bang switch sonny

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DevaluedDime@reddit

Don’t rage bait us

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YankeeTwoKilo@reddit

Lots of folks down here are a blast at parties 😂😂

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roosterinmyviper@reddit

“Trigger discipline”

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OfficialRedneckEMT@reddit

Booger hook off the bang switch…

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Murky-Substance-7393@reddit

Getten zee boogerhooken offen zee bangen swhitch

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Competitive-Low-5138@reddit

Get yo god damn finger off that trigger boy

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justhereforpics1776@reddit

🅱️oint

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MrFauncy@reddit

Nice April fools ragepost

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iNeedOneMoreAquarium@reddit

Had me in the first half.

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DeputyThornton@reddit

See the cool thing about that big ol gap between the slide and frame is that there will be a shiny brass casing shining through if the mag is loaded. Next time master-baiter!

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EvenSpread3733@reddit

But you bought an imported gun! You should have gotten a Smith & Wesson or a Ruger!

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CrimsonxAce@reddit

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CenterMassContent@reddit

"If you have to ask...." then, yes, yes it is.

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qazaqwert@reddit

Excellent trigger confidence

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Bofochingon@reddit

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Brewtown@reddit

Cool, now move back

Not because youre an immigrant, its because your jokes suck.

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0Mw2FyG@reddit

Next time post with feet pics

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Zorfax@reddit

I don’t care what day it is. Trigger discipline doesn’t take a holiday.

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HerezahTip@reddit

Go sign up for training now since you don’t know what trigger discipline is.

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TedTheReckless@reddit

You April fool

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Lady_JadeCD@reddit

Get your booger hook off the bang switch.

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ScotttyH@reddit

This is by far by favorite comment

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Lady_JadeCD@reddit

Apparently only you and I found it funny. As the fuds around here downvote us.

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Lady_JadeCD@reddit

Get your booger hook off the bang switch.

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Resident-Welcome3901@reddit

Git an Amurrican gun, dang it.

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Ok_Muffin_925@reddit

Be sure to vote Democrat so they can take it from you. JK.... LOL Congrats

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brandoldme@reddit

https://i.redd.it/jhgi9ad46msg1.gif

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AlphaTangoFoxtrt@reddit

Safety weenies getting... Triggered

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nosudo4you@reddit

This is triggering.

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babayaga8888888@reddit

Brother. Why. The. Fuck. Is. Your. Finger. On. The. Trigger??????? GO BACK TO GS CLASS.

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Whitebelt_Durial@reddit

Such good bait you don't even need a net

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Glucose12@reddit

Move to America, and your first gun to buy was an Austrian thing?

Come ON! You need to correct this immediately, and buy a Colt 1911, or -something- made in the US.

Huh. LOL.

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Jimi_The_Cynic@reddit

Good god I love April fools day on reddit

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TerrificVixen5693@reddit

Finger off the trigger, chief.

Good choice though.

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NumerousFootball@reddit

One of my favorite comments i ran across -

My father was very clear with me when teaching me how to shoot. He said "Son, if you don't keep your snot hook off that trigger, you will be taken out of this world the same way you came in. A negligent discharge."

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