Moved to America and bought my first gun!
Posted by __L_O_G_I_C__@reddit | Firearms | View on Reddit | 159 comments
Posted by __L_O_G_I_C__@reddit | Firearms | View on Reddit | 159 comments
Dtrain323i@reddit
Remember, the first rule of gun safety is to have fun
J_hilyard@reddit
Super_Fa_Q@reddit
I thought it was "only light beer at the range."
ReasonableBridge5623@reddit
Even if it's unloaded, trigger discipline is important OP. Nice gun though!
Majestic_Pride_1156@reddit
Wickedcolt@reddit
đ ąď¸oint next?
MushroomHealthy3263@reddit
Two words for you: Trigger Discipline. Get your finger off the damn trigger; thatâs how people get shot unintentionally. Only put your finger on the trigger when youâre aiming at something you want to destroy.
qazaqwert@reddit
How do you suggest I disassemble my Glock or do dry fire practice in my house if I donât put my finger on the trigger while not aiming at something I want to destroy? Thereâs plenty of situations where you need to put your finger on the trigger when you are aiming at stuff you donât want to destroy.
MushroomHealthy3263@reddit
Like Iâve always been taught, treat every gun as if itâs loaded (I guess exceptions can apply such as disassembling or dry firing)
BradassMofo@reddit
I don't have to worry about trigger discipline because I want to destroy everything.
MushroomHealthy3263@reddit
lol đ
Michael_J_Scarn@reddit
False.
SpectrumSense@reddit
zooms in and sees the 1mm gap between your finger and the trigger
... I'll be keeping my eye you...
drmitchgibson@reddit
HELL YEAH
Max_delirious@reddit
Congratulations. You just need an ironic red ball cap and youâre almost there
Mountain_Man_88@reddit
April fools?
People are gonna clown you for trigger disciplineÂ
Aggressive_Maize9249@reddit
I wonder how trigger discipline stans ever dry fire their guns
AccomplishedGap3571@reddit
No. And theyâre unable to ever clean their glocks either.Â
IKIR115@reddit
Definitely Aprils fools.
Moved to America + that ridiculous trigger finger đ
Charming-Flamingo307@reddit
"first gun" with a decent sized gun safe in the background
Organic_Eye_3802@reddit
Gotta start somewhere and why not get the only safe you'll ever need as your first safe?
/s
Super_Fa_Q@reddit
MORE SAFES.
Silver-Tank-5121@reddit
Trigger confidence
CenterMassContent@reddit
I am CONFIDENT, this post will "TRIGGER" someone!
Silver-Tank-5121@reddit
He should of put 3 fingers in it for easier trigger pulls
LowerFroyo4623@reddit
hey finger out
india1935@reddit
Learn trigger discipline first, moron!
aDirtyMartini@reddit
Whoâs going to tell himâŚ?
Just saw that it was posted yesterday. Got me.
Bravo82bill@reddit
You got me, glad I stopped and read the comments
M1-A2-V78@reddit
Please keep your finger out of the trigger well until you want to shoot especially on a glock
New-Concentrate-6013@reddit
Itâs clearly a joke. You donât move to America and buy a Glock as your first gun.
Anonymous6172@reddit
Apparently, you don't how to handle your gun safely.
I'd suggest gun safely classes.
NoDonut6709@reddit
Move to america, buys an Austrian gun. You can't make this up.
Direct-Geologist6511@reddit
Thatâs what u all can have gunsâŚ
Itchy-Wafer8967@reddit
_Keo_@reddit
Is this a discipline trigger?
BOHICAbeast@reddit
Happy April 1st, OP.
Now... Keep your booger-hook off the bang switch until you are ready to deliberately make noise.
marlborostuffing@reddit
Time to find a bank
aghostofrazgriz@reddit
All the Boomers and Gen Xers in the comments not realizing it's April 1st and this is satire.
Full_Auto_Franky@reddit
Gun reddit in general has absolutely ZERO sense of humor or tolerance for jokes, its mind blowing
AlphaTangoFoxtrt@reddit
Not since WKND was kill :(
ZeroPointSpecter@reddit
Being an idiot doesn't make it satire.
aghostofrazgriz@reddit
It's obviously satire. I highly doubt he bought a rifle sized gun safe before he bought his first gun.
ZeroPointSpecter@reddit
Satire is meant to be funny. Not sure what's funny about this.
Stale_Water1@reddit
Itâs so funny that these idiots still fall for this kind of post
Puzzleheaded-Ad-4846@reddit
Congratulations and welcome!!
Adorable_Mark5761@reddit
Take your bugger hook off the trigger.
Sianmink@reddit
Excellent trigger confidence
Hutch4622w1@reddit
Welcome to freedom and the 2nd amendment
NumberOnePibbDrinker@reddit
god tier april fools post (please be an april fools post)
Clear_Ad_8159@reddit
that would be my first choice too
AccomplishedGap3571@reddit
You can fit more fingers on that trigger yet.Â
11448844@reddit
he doesn't even have the one on it lmao
Nor-easter@reddit
Illustrious_Taro6772@reddit
Keep your booger hook off the bang switch until you've identified your target what's beyond on it and you're ready to make the big noise
ZeroPointSpecter@reddit
Trigger discipline, my man.
SOSB-Haru@reddit
Bruv it's really not that serious
Joke flew way over your head like it hit the pentagon
SOSB-Haru@reddit
u/ZeroPointSpecter
Considering you deleted your post
It's a pretty fucking funny moment
ZeroPointSpecter@reddit
It didn't go over my head, genius. It's just not a funny joke.
BradassMofo@reddit
qazaqwert@reddit
Me when I have to pull the trigger on my Glock to disassemble it but then I remember that ZeroPointSpecter on Reddit would get mad at me for having my finger on the trigger.
ZeroPointSpecter@reddit
It's amazing how many trolls are in this thread...
If you want to act like a dumbass and say breaking down your gun is the same as posting a picture like this, you do that.
MattHack7@reddit
It is different but the same you absolutely can safely clear a firearm and touch the trigger. Heâs probably pointing the gun in a safe direction too
ZeroPointSpecter@reddit
That's clearly not what he's doing in this photo, nor is it the intent of posting it to teach you or demonstrate anything.
AlphaTangoFoxtrt@reddit
April 1st, my man.
ZeroPointSpecter@reddit
Trigger discipline is 24/7 365, my man.
AlphaTangoFoxtrt@reddit
Cry more, Safety Weenie.
ZeroPointSpecter@reddit
Grow up.
AlphaTangoFoxtrt@reddit
Cry more.
ZeroPointSpecter@reddit
You're such a little troll. Good lord.
PlutoJones42@reddit
Orbital_Vagabond@reddit
Fucking trigger discipline!
Stoggie-Monster@reddit
It showsâŚ
MEMExplorer@reddit
Keep ur booger hook out the trigger guard
Idoallthejobs@reddit
https://i.redd.it/78fh09wghnsg1.gif
_WEG_@reddit
Now đ ąď¸oint it at your đ ąď¸enis!!!
MisterMarimba@reddit
jaysmoove_92@reddit
Finger off the bang stick!! đ¤Śđ˝ââď¸
drteq@reddit
âCanât wait to shoot someone running awayâ
Jesus_Christ_cnqers@reddit
You almost got me
ImCaffeinated_Chris@reddit
Are feet no longer allowed? đ¤Ł
Possible_Ad_4094@reddit
Those go to r/gunsgonewild and r/firearmfeet
AT0MLFRS@reddit
r/subsifellfor
wtfredditacct@reddit
I don't know how neither of those is a real thing yet lol
borsanflorin@reddit
...we're from you bought it?....school cafeteria ?...kindergarten??
matteblackpeace@reddit
Slide looks like itâs about to fall off with one trigger pull đ¤Ł
AlarmingDetective526@reddit
The first thing that comes to mind is âWe canât tellâ
Nice safe for your one gun btw đ
light_in_my_eyes@reddit
confidence is key
TheGuySawyer@reddit
I forgot it was April 1st
StrikeEagle784@reddit
Definitely got me in the first half, not gonna lie lol
Stock_Block2130@reddit
You may say itâs an April Fool joke but I knew some folks who, having left hoplophobic Massachusetts and Philadelphia, bought guns as soon as they were liberated into North Carolina. Not Glocks but shotguns. That was over ten years ago so who knows what they have now. Nonetheless - freedom to purchase is a rare gift in this world.
PFSnypr@reddit
Y O U.
JustinGeoffrey@reddit
Trigger!!!
Suckamanhwewhuuut@reddit
This is literally like that other post from the other day. Is this making fun of that?
KGb_Voodo0@reddit
The first rule of gun safety is never show a redditor Mikhail Kalashnikov holding guns
PandorasFlame1@reddit
Booger hook off the bang switch sonny
DevaluedDime@reddit
Donât rage bait us
YankeeTwoKilo@reddit
Lots of folks down here are a blast at parties đđ
roosterinmyviper@reddit
âTrigger disciplineâ
OfficialRedneckEMT@reddit
Booger hook off the bang switchâŚ
Murky-Substance-7393@reddit
Getten zee boogerhooken offen zee bangen swhitch
Competitive-Low-5138@reddit
Get yo god damn finger off that trigger boy
justhereforpics1776@reddit
đ ąď¸oint
MrFauncy@reddit
Nice April fools ragepost
iNeedOneMoreAquarium@reddit
Had me in the first half.
DeputyThornton@reddit
See the cool thing about that big ol gap between the slide and frame is that there will be a shiny brass casing shining through if the mag is loaded. Next time master-baiter!
EvenSpread3733@reddit
But you bought an imported gun! You should have gotten a Smith & Wesson or a Ruger!
CrimsonxAce@reddit
CenterMassContent@reddit
"If you have to ask...." then, yes, yes it is.
qazaqwert@reddit
Excellent trigger confidence
Bofochingon@reddit
Brewtown@reddit
Cool, now move back
Not because youre an immigrant, its because your jokes suck.
0Mw2FyG@reddit
Next time post with feet pics
Zorfax@reddit
I donât care what day it is. Trigger discipline doesnât take a holiday.
HerezahTip@reddit
Go sign up for training now since you donât know what trigger discipline is.
TedTheReckless@reddit
You April fool
Lady_JadeCD@reddit
Get your booger hook off the bang switch.
ScotttyH@reddit
This is by far by favorite comment
Lady_JadeCD@reddit
Apparently only you and I found it funny. As the fuds around here downvote us.
Lady_JadeCD@reddit
Get your booger hook off the bang switch.
Resident-Welcome3901@reddit
Git an Amurrican gun, dang it.
Ok_Muffin_925@reddit
Be sure to vote Democrat so they can take it from you. JK.... LOL Congrats
brandoldme@reddit
https://i.redd.it/jhgi9ad46msg1.gif
AlphaTangoFoxtrt@reddit
Safety weenies getting... Triggered
nosudo4you@reddit
This is triggering.
babayaga8888888@reddit
Brother. Why. The. Fuck. Is. Your. Finger. On. The. Trigger??????? GO BACK TO GS CLASS.
Whitebelt_Durial@reddit
Such good bait you don't even need a net
Glucose12@reddit
Move to America, and your first gun to buy was an Austrian thing?
Come ON! You need to correct this immediately, and buy a Colt 1911, or -something- made in the US.
Huh. LOL.
Jimi_The_Cynic@reddit
Good god I love April fools day on reddit
TerrificVixen5693@reddit
Finger off the trigger, chief.
Good choice though.
NumerousFootball@reddit
One of my favorite comments i ran across -
My father was very clear with me when teaching me how to shoot. He said "Son, if you don't keep your snot hook off that trigger, you will be taken out of this world the same way you came in. A negligent discharge."
Dutch-Anon@reddit
Keen eyed dipshits might be able to see that his finger is, in fact, not touching the trigger :D
Ram6198@reddit
And just like that they never posted again.......
Crispymuffinss@reddit
Hey you keep the recipt?
Enigma_x23@reddit
Nice, now learn trigger discipline
CentralMn@reddit
There is a reason people are roasting you for having your finger on the trigger. Honestly, it's the 5th rule. You better know the other 4!
BigDaddySolo@reddit
3rd but good try
H3nCh4l1f390@reddit
Correct-Avocado5426@reddit
Congratulations. Now lock it up until you take a safety class and learn trigger discipline
PuffPuffFayeFaye@reddit
Sorry OP is already ded đ
KouLeifoh625@reddit
sasquatchxlit@reddit
BradassMofo@reddit
Hell yeah brother, now let's see the boint.
NOIRQUANTUM@reddit
Please learn trigger discipline and basic gun safety first.
nivekreclems@reddit
Finger off the trigger buddy
Objective-Cup377@reddit
Donât show anyone else this until you learn how to properly hold a weapon. Donât be so stupid as to buy something and not know you donât put your finger in the trigger well. Idiot.
mondaymoderate@reddit
r/idiotswithguns
Seared_Gibets@reddit
No feet, no yeet!
Sell that thing and come back next April 1^(st), you filthy animal!
Best-Boysenberry-656@reddit
For that horrendous trigger discipline
Outrageous-Tax1191@reddit
icarus1990xx@reddit
Desk pop?
Cyrax-Wins@reddit
Now THIS is quality shitposting on this wonderful holiday. Well done OP.
Long-Amoeba-8049@reddit
Where you from I'm German and have a total of 10 guns now
Slahnya@reddit
Is that some citizenship test ?
ga-co@reddit
Looks like a gun safe in the background, right?
MetapodCreates@reddit
Finger off that trigger!
Colin_Heizer@reddit
Wonderful. Now get your finger off the trigger.
zenostone@reddit
Next - Learn trigger discipline
Emergency_Ad_5935@reddit
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