If you’ve lived abroad (outside the UK), what’s the one thing (item, ideal, tech, convenience), you’d bring back to introduce to the UK?
Posted by Icy_Mixture1482@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 947 comments
For me, having lived in East Asia, 80% of commuters are on mopeds/motorbikes.
They’re so convenient, cheap on fuel, and you can park them in so many places legally. Plus, 10+ bikes take up the same amount of space on the road/parking as one car. And it’s so fun to head into the mountains on a bike: https://ibb.co/Pv0LmvyX.
I’m in a safe country where collisions are rare. I know places like Thailand and Vietnam have quite a few motorbike-related collisions but where I am, people drive pretty tamely. The only downside is the rain; riding a bike in the rain is pretty miserable. It rains more here than the UK though.
jlt33333@reddit
Social etiquette on public transport.
selfinflatedforeskin@reddit
‘Collisions rare’ in Taiwan. Lol.
There’s a reason why the No. 9 highway from 宜蘭 to 台北 is called the ghost highway - truck drivers even reverse over injured scooter riders to kill them as compensation for death is lower than that for severe injuries.
And it's subtropical in the North,tropical in the South. Mountain riding is pleasant when it's 30C,far less so when nearer 0.
Traditional-Win354@reddit
Bidet's. They're pretty common in Asian countries, but in the UK people think having water shot up your ass is gay or smn.
holytriplem@reddit
I'm just not sure how I would use it. Do I just spray the water up my anus just like that? What exactly will that achieve other than giving me a wet arse?
Snooker1471@reddit
if you fell over and were unfortunate to land in poo would you 1. Wipe it away from your hands with a piece of toilet paper or 2. Get to a source of water at the very least and wash the poo away followed by an air dry? Why we are all happy to walk around with dirty unhygienic backsides and other bits is beyond me tbh.
holytriplem@reddit
But it's the inside of my anus. The only other thing the inside of my anus is touching is the inside of my anus. This is a solution looking for a problem
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
It’s not though.
I don’t think enough people realise they have external bum areas too.
Just wiping your cheeks with a bit of flimsy paper isn’t a solution.
Japanese toilets and SE Asian bum guns wash all that gunk off.
Hate to be gross, but next time, scratch and sniff your buttocks after dropping a log and you’ll know.
BamberGasgroin@reddit
I don't think you're wiping your properly.
Who wipes just their arse cheeks? (You need to be giving your nipsy a proper wiping as well...and dig in if you need to.)
snickers-7@reddit
Not wishing to be too graphic, but there are nooks and crannies back there. Wrinkly bits, hairy bits. If you walked dog shit through your house, would you just wipe it up with some dry paper and carry on with your day? No, you'd get some soap and water and give everywhere it touched a good scrub.
MeltingChocolateAhh@reddit
This thread of Reddit conversation is exactly what I am looking for at half 5 in the morning.
Just to add, most east Asians are pretty disgusted by western toilets and that we just use bog roll. I think wet wipes should be standardised everywhere.
Kamila95@reddit
Bit the bidet is also for the bum cheeks, for me its mostly for the bum cheeks. I am not satisfied that theyre just wiped, I want them washed with water too.
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
Indeed yeah. I’m more referring to just a dry, thin piece of paper as the ultimate solution in the UK.
Whereas other countries are blasting that particular orifice with jets that would make the fountains in Trafalgar Square blush in embarrassment.
And playing music at the same time to disguise the sound and spraying out scents to mask the, erm, particular musk that poop tends to emanate.
BamberGasgroin@reddit
Have to confess I've never used one, but washing raw chicken springs to mind.
Snooker1471@reddit
Do you find that if you are in close proximity to a dog or a cat that they want to smell your bum? Well they have better smell than us. Do you ever wonder what it is that they can smell?
Safe-Professional556@reddit
Cats and dogs both have scent glands in that area and it is important for them so that they know more about the animal they are meeting. And they sniff us for much the same reason that when we greet an animal we ask them how they are even knowing that they can't speak.
holytriplem@reddit
Um, no I can't say I do actually.
Snooker1471@reddit
lol. Well played.
thecrius@reddit
it's ok, we have already accepted that you all are just nasty.
platebandit@reddit
You don’t shower with kitchen roll so why do you clean your arse with the same.
The water comes out fast enough that it washes you good (you hope)
Darwen85@reddit
I've always thought like this, do you give your ass a dry with a towel after as well? Or do you just pull up your kecks and let body warmth do its thing?
If you do use a towel is it communal or does each person have their own? Can toilet roll be used to dry?
holytriplem@reddit
In India they seem to clean their anus using a jug of water and you're not usually given anything to dry off with (including toilet paper)
ByEthanFox@reddit
Do you not use water to wash your arse-crack when you shower? It's like that, but after every time you use the loo.
TheBestBigAl@reddit
Based on previous posts I've seen about bidets, there is a good chance you won't like many people's answer to this.
Forsaken-Ebb5088@reddit
It's not going up your anus bro
Speedbird1A@reddit
It’s not hard once you learn how to use it, you’ll never want to go back.
EpicFishFingers@reddit
I should put out that the water doesn't go up your arsehole or anything, it just blasts the visible balloon knot with some water
Its also a directed jet and you can easily move slightly to make it hit the right spot. I then just dab it with bog roll to dry it.
It is objectively better than bog roll, and the only reason we dont have them is because we're not used to them.
No_Presentation_4700@reddit
It means you can actually wash it instead of smearing shit around with paper. You don't grab kitchen roll to clean the rest of your body, you spray it with water in the shower.
Rat-Loser@reddit
Yeah but I use soap in the shower. I don't just smear dirty water against my body and call it a day. Do bidets use soap water? Because otherwise you're just rubbing poop water into your butt hole.
Goblin_Nuts69@reddit
Firstly it's warm water and feels amazing,
It is so much cleaner. Think of cleaning a dirty saucepan with just a dry cloth, the sauce gets everywhere, hard to budge dried on bits, but then give it a blast with some warm water and a slightly damp scourer it comes right off.
I was in Japan for a bit, had the shits, suddenly needed to go #2 in a public park. I found the public loos and it had one of the cleanest toilets I have ever seen. Bum was so clean afterwards
Rob_Cake@reddit
You've never walked into a public bathroom in the middle east. Shit on the gun handle and all over the walls.
DanceBiscuits83@reddit
And/or the shattaf - aka bum hose. A handheld water spray that serves the same function as a bidet but you use while sitting on the bog.
Life changing.
sparklybeast@reddit
How is it life changing? I cannot imagine my life would be substantially altered by having a cleaner arsehole.
danmingothemandingo@reddit
You obvs don't work in porn then
Weed86@reddit
For one thing, you will be clean and shit won’t be stuck up your bum. Isnt that life changing? Being clean for once in your life?
sparklybeast@reddit
No, not in the slightest. It would have no impact at all on my day to day life. Any benefit is purely psychological.
Sgt_Fox@reddit
Do find people seem to avoid standing next to you in public spaces? The people that smell the strongest are the ones that talk about the myth of cleanliness.
I've been in the presence of people who it was clear, did not do a good job. They probably also thought the benefits of hygiene are "purely psychological", because they can't smell themselves. But everyone else can. When they're told, it is taken as an attack and can lead to angry outbursts about how hygiene is a hoax.
sparklybeast@reddit
Knowing how uncommon bidets are in the UK, you must walk around constantly holding your nose.
Sgt_Fox@reddit
Who said I'm in UK?
Weed86@reddit
I am sorry. A turd stuck to my body would be much more than a psychological issue.
Snooker1471@reddit
Helps with and prevents some bum related conditions.
BrangdonJ@reddit
You can get a suitable squeezy bottle for about £10.
danmingothemandingo@reddit
Best things ever, and makes the water temp management easier
PhDinDildos_Fedoras@reddit
Having lived in Finland, I appreciate the ubiquitous butt shower found in almost every toilet. They called it an ass telephone or something like that.
Sgt_Fox@reddit
I think in Finland they call it a pussy phone
Veenkoira00@reddit
AKA bum gun.
The54thCylon@reddit
Aka bumzooka
Cold_Introduction_48@reddit
My wife and I call them poopy butt showers. Every time I go back to the UK or on holiday anywhere that doesn't have them, I feel utterly barbaric using just toilet paper.
fuzzerino@reddit
Fitting a japanese toilet in one of my bathrooms was the single biggest quality of life renovation I’ve done. Theres a fair amount of suppliers/fitters across the UK that can do it, shame it doesn’t get done as standard in new builds.
Jay-Seekay@reddit
Can you DM me the info? I was looking into this and it seems all the plumbers around me won’t do it, despite me knowing how to still comply with regulations
PhDinDildos_Fedoras@reddit
Smn = shaking my nuts?
Alert_Breakfast5538@reddit
I’m getting one added to my house and when the builder saw the invoice when I had it delivered he just stared at it for a minute. then looked at me in disbelief and said “800 quid to wash your ass?”
Not_a_real_ghost@reddit
I think the thing that prevents you from having an Asian-type bidet is that you are not allowed to have any electrical plugs in UK toilets.
Snooker1471@reddit
Electrician here. Plenty of ways to work around this issue.
Not_a_real_ghost@reddit
What's the solution other than having an extension cord in the toilet? Will installing one of those outdoor plugs with a cover work?
Snooker1471@reddit
Boxed in fused flex outlet accessible with a tool/Allen key screwdriver. Waterproof spur appropriate distance from Bath. Flex outlet on other side of toilet wall. There are more options too. Think about it logically. We have everything other than sockets on display in bathrooms. Electric showers. Fan heaters. Jacuzzi's all sorts of low voltage stuff too. We are funny in the UK. Almost every other country in the world has sockets in bathrooms and don't seem to be suffering mass casualties as a result lol.
Burdis797@reddit
I’ve also seen the fact that with our plumbing it would cause backwash or something
Source: can’t remember, I’m also not a plumber
Snooker1471@reddit
You can get one part that prevents this. The name of the part escapes me but our plumber put one in for us. The part is just like a connector in the piping that is non return.
fuzzerino@reddit
Some of the japanese toilet manufacturers, eg. Toto make versions already compliant with UK water regs by design, so you don’t need extra backwash protection.
Not_a_real_ghost@reddit
Yeah I wanted to get one but they cost £3000
Fun-Injury9266@reddit
Plumbing in general. I live in the US and have gotten use to toilets that swallow the goods, washbasins with mixer taps, and showers that don't require electric pumps and heaters.
WatchingStarsCollide@reddit
All of these things are commonplace in the UK
R05579@reddit
I think there is regulation that makes cleaning your ass more difficult than it needs to be.. Or so I've heard via plumbing chat in DIYUK
Snooker1471@reddit
As I posted above "You can get one part that prevents this. The name of the part escapes me but our plumber put one in for us. The part is just like a connector in the piping that is non return."
Any decent plumber will know what to get to make sure there is no back flush or whatever it's called.
WatchingStarsCollide@reddit
You’re talking about a non return valve or a check valve. These are good enough for most of the world but as the person below has said they aren’t compliant with our regs
Educational_Bug29@reddit
It's not legal, it has to be an airgap. There's no non-return valve that meets the requirement. No one will probably ever find out that you have non-compliant plumbing, and for you to face any problems you'll have to contaminate water source and investigation should track it back to you. That is quite unlikely, but what ultimately stops people from installing bum guns - it is difficult to make it totally legal.
thecrius@reddit
They are common anywhere on the continent as well.
decker_42@reddit
Yes! So much more hygenic, much nice feel on the ass, and if you go Japan / Korea style you get a nice warm breeze to dry you off (and let's be honest, with our climate you'd need it)
EccentricDyslexic@reddit
Great for giving yourself an enema too, especially if constipated.
TremorThief12@reddit
Unbelievably there are guys who don’t even wipe as they believe it is gay to even touch your own chocolate starfish.
Dave-the-Flamingo@reddit
There is something in building regulations that mean that you cannot have a tap (which is essential what a bum gun is) that doesn’t have a drain below it.
So unless you have a wet room you can’t really install a bum gun
Speedbird1A@reddit
You can, just need to stop back flow. Nothing to do with a drain.
Subaruchick99@reddit
We’re refitting two bathrooms - will put Japanese toilets in both of them
Maleficent_Resolve44@reddit
Bum guns are another good option.
CanWeNapPlease@reddit
Bidet's what?
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
Originally he was going to run, but after a bad debate, Kamala Harris stepped up instead.
Let’s see how she does.
BamberGasgroin@reddit
This one was a certainty, but for most old houses in the UK, they'd have to be installed in the hall because there won't be enough room in the toilet.
(I know some people who have shattaf's installed, they don't take up much space.)
NyxUK_OW@reddit
This was going to be my answer if someone else hasn't gotten there first. Recently renovated my bathroom and had one installed. Wouldn't say it's been life changing but it's a really underrated improvement to quality of life imo.
I used to use wet wipes before, happy to no longer be creating so much extra plastic waste.
Mr_Coastliner@reddit
I mean it's not.....but that was a pretty visceral description
BunchitaBonita@reddit
I second this. They are standard in my native Argentina as well.
snickers-7@reddit
Bidets. Or those little hose things, and a wet room setup so it doesn't really matter if water splashes a bit. The ability to wash in a public loo would be amazing. It's weird that people think washing yourself after going to the loo is unhygienic, but wiping poo around with a tissue is fine. Also really helpful in public loos for people dealing with stoma bags, periods, incontinence and the like.
Zealousideal-Low3388@reddit
People in South America ask the question.
They don’t “hi are you busy? Well, as long as it’s no bother, I’d you don’t mind. And if you can’t, that’s ok. But if it’s no bother, could I possibly please borrow your stapler? I promise I’ll bring it back “
The way we talk around things in Britain drives me absolutely nuts now.
Chemical-Winner1743@reddit
This just isn't right to change. I like the politeness.
Mike_Mac72@reddit
Worked with Americans a lot in a past life. They eventually had a translation sheet they’d issue to new people in the US to work out what the hell us daft Brits actually meant.
OriginalMandem@reddit
Oh god yeah. You see a friend in the pub. "hey friend I haven't seen you in ages. What are you drinking, this one's on me" "are you SURE?"
No clearly not. Now that you've asked I've changed my mind 😬😬😬😬
tomgrouch@reddit
"Do you want a coffee?" "no thanks, I'm good for now" "are you sure?"
Yes I'm fuckin sure. I haven't changed my mind in the half a second it took for me to finish my sentence. If I wanted a drink, I'd say yes the first time
Mike_Mac72@reddit
My Dad has given up and just replies “don’t ask me if I’m sure or I wouldn’t have said so”. Comes across as rude initially to many people but does solve the issue!!
Remote-Ad5853@reddit
but you have to say are you sure because you know they might just be being polite! Not saying the whole thing isn’t silly, but the second ask can often trigger a different response
Zealousideal-Low3388@reddit
Answering “no” when you mean “yes” isn’t polite, it’s inane
Remote-Ad5853@reddit
right sure, but the point is you need to ask again to get the actual answer.
OriginalMandem@reddit
Are you sure?
Remote-Ad5853@reddit
no!
Zealousideal-Low3388@reddit
Nah, I really don’t.
My point is, I refuse to go along with that nonsense.
Remote-Ad5853@reddit
I don’t think you understand my point - I’m saying you won’t get someone’s true answer or know the answer to the question you are asking without doing so. I’m not saying you should or have to, or commenting on how nonsensical it is, just that you won’t get the answer you are seeking by answering the question
Zealousideal-Low3388@reddit
I don’t think you understand my point: if I ask you “do you want a tea?” and you say “no” I’m not making you a tea 🤷♂️
I will have in fact found the “true” answer, because I won’t be making you a tea.
Remote-Ad5853@reddit
I am understanding your point, you don’t want to engage in these norms.
But you haven’t found the true answer.
Your question is e.g. “would you like a cup of tea?”
If you don’t engage in the inane back and forth, you won’t get the answer you were seeking.
If your goal was to know of the person would like a cup of tea, you will have failed to achieve that.
And that is the goal of the question. So you are misunderstanding what’s going on
OriginalMandem@reddit
Yes but then it ends up turning into a game of ping-polite-pong and it's just such a waste of bloody effort. It's stuff like that which makes me find certain social circles and environments socially draining. With my people it's just "here have this!" "thanks/no thanks". Sorted.
Remote-Ad5853@reddit
sure, I’m just saying that asking twice gets you the correct answer for many people. Not saying that you have to agree or find it enjoyable or not draining. I will say tho I think it’s somewhat atypical to find it particularly draining, which would totally be fair.
asking a second time might mean you don’t have the actual answer, regardless of how you feel about doing so
scriptkiddie1337@reddit
That being said, isn't there a latin American country where there conversations are pretty much interrupting one another like it's normal? My memory is fuzzy on where I read this
drivingagermanwhip@reddit
My wife's Brazilian and she always thinks I'm terrible at conversation. I always think she's not giving me time to speak and cutting me off. She found some research that the average pause between speakers is way lower in latin cultures. There also seems to be more of an assumption that speaking means you're engaged rather than necessarily interrupting.
Particular-Bid-1640@reddit
Not sure how it works in other cultures but the first step of active listening is to shut up
LevDavidovicLandau@reddit
Not really (from another culture originally), it’s still a conversation and saying something (that’s actually relevant) from time to time shows that you aren’t dozing off or only pretending to listen.
Particular-Bid-1640@reddit
Nah I mean, I had mental health first aid training, active listening is a whole other thing
Zealousideal-Low3388@reddit
I’ve never known that to be true
scriptkiddie1337@reddit
Yes. Someone corrected me already. Seems I remembered it wrong
BalthazarOfTheOrions@reddit
It depends on what your definition of interruption is, and that is by and large a cultural matter.
A small amount of overlap - I'm talking microseconds - is completely common in most languages and cultures because it's an essential part of organised turn-taking.
Some cultures might overlap more than others, but if in that culture the conversation/interaction still proceeds smoothly then it's not really interruption.
scriptkiddie1337@reddit
I guess I stand corrected here. I probably read it wrong it was some years back
ImmediatePiano6690@reddit
The first one really annoys me, they want you to say you're not busy in hopes they can hook you into a shitty task, but if you say no they'll keep pestering you because you said you're not busy.
If you want help, just say what it is immediately and I will be more inclined to help out whereas "are you busy" has already rubbed me the wrong way.
MegaM1lls@reddit
I work as a maintenance engineer in a factory and the shock on people’s face if I say I’m busy no I’m not helping you with that, it’s unbelievable. Always confuses me why people ask a question with more than one answer then get shocked when it’s the answer they didn’t want.
platebandit@reddit
The amount of Brits trying to do this in south east Asia is hilarious. Instead of saying something like coffee no milk with sugar please. They are like oh do you mind if I get a coffee that’s kind of sweet like I don’t want it to be too sweet like just less than what you’d have here. You can see the staff absolutely dumbfounded
RizzMaster9999@reddit
absolutely this. My personal goal is to be as direct as possible with British people to hopefully weed this out
orthomonas@reddit
Sometimes I hang out with a Dutch colleague just for the refreshing directness. He says that's dumb. But he actually says it.
Get_Breakfast_Done@reddit
At the same time people in South America won’t answer a question either. “I’m having a churrasco this weekend, you want to come?” And then the answer is “com certeza” and they never turn up
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
Same here!
週末一起吃飯吧 “let’s have something to eat this weekend?”
改天吧 “how about postponing to another day?”
In other words, never gonna happen.
leclercwitch@reddit
It drives me fucking insane this. Someone I work with was like “hiiiiii yaknow cos we’re besties? Can I borrow your heater pleaaaaase?” First of all bestie, we’re not besties. You can literally just ask me to borrow the heater. I’m red hot; take it. Cba 😂
northyj0e@reddit
If South Americans are like Spaniards, they don't even ask a question, they just say "give me the stapler".
pinkylovesme@reddit
‘Let me see that stapler.’
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
People here don’t say “how are you?” or “alright?”, but “have you eaten?”, which I think is lovely.
lengualo@reddit
Street food. I mean, proper street food.
ExpatFinancialAdvice@reddit
Hawker centres (street food).
IlIIllIlllIIIllI@reddit
Dutch rail network/public transport.
Basically imagine if the beeching cuts never happened, all rail was electrified. Then add in the chipcard service - which allows tap-on/off on all trains, busses, trams etc across the country and the fact that most jobs will give you a free travel card.
Super useful.
Outrageous_Sir_4098@reddit
Petrol pumps with the automatic flow clicky handle thing
Kickstart68@reddit
UK pumps generally are capable of being set up like this, but are not allowed to be.
barks1212@reddit
I love the motorcycle culture in SE Asia. I've spent significant amounts of time there and agree with you that it's something I'd love to see here. Even bike taxis akin to Grab bike, super convenient.
It dawned on me though when I got back and needed to get some groceries on a nice day. Thought I'd take the bike before realising I'd need to take two chains, disc lock, alarm etc etc.
The problem here isn't weather, it's people and crime. I could leave my bike anywhere in Vietnam, with my stuff still tied to it and it wouldn't get touched. Here's a different story
Kickstart68@reddit
A friends old place in Nottingham only had on street parking. When they moved there, there were loads of bikes around. 5 years later there was only their bike and 1 other. Most others had been stolen. They knew, and the police knew, exactly who was stealing them but it still happened. They had suffered 11 attempts on their bike.
Another_Random_Chap@reddit
Mopeds are everywhere where I live - all delivering food for Deliveroo, Just Eat etc.
Kickstart68@reddit
Mostly the fast food deliveries seem to be on electric bikes.
Mopeds need licences, insurance, registration and number plates .
The electric bikes don't need these, plus can get away with being ridden in pedestrianised areas, plus can get away with being unrestricted so they are far faster than legally allowed.
Bilya63@reddit
You make it like motorbikes are banned in uk.
There is a reason people don't buy them.
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
I agree and disagree!
It’s definitely a cultural thing. When I’m driving a car in the UK, motorbikes are relatively rare so they’re unexpected and I wouldn’t dare ride one for fear of being rear ended.
But like I said, where I live now, they’re about 80-90% of commuters so car drivers accommodate for them and most parking spaces have more bike spaces than car spaces and for a much lower parking fee.
Bilya63@reddit
For context I m greek. we have more riders than the whole uk and i m riding and staying in Scotland.
Its far more dangerous in Greece than here despite people being aware that a motorbike can filter any time. Reason is motorbikes in uk is a niche hobby for most and not a necessity so riders are far better in quality.
I know you mention about someone rear ending you this is the most common accident across europe for riders if i recall correct. So nothing to do with drivers awareness.
The reality is, in uk most people dont ride because of the weather and that will not change.
Regular_Zombie@reddit
I largely agree with you although motorcycles used to be much more popular in the UK than they are today. Licensing is much more challenging than it is for cars, insurance is more expensive and parking restrictions and the risk of theft now make bikes less convenient than cars. What used to be a cheap way for young people to get into the road is now an expensive niche pursuit.
Bilya63@reddit
I disagree on the licensing part. Licencing standards here is far better than many countries (especially Greece which the equivalent mod 1 and 2 are a joke) and it is understandable to be more challenging.
Riding is much more complex than driving a car plus the risk is huge on bikes.
So you need quality riders on the road not anyone who can balance a motorbike in a straight line.
Kickstart68@reddit
Licensing in the UK means someone under 19 can only do a test for a restricted 125, which they can ride as a learner anyway.
To upgrade means doing the entire test again.
Same for the next stage for a 35kW bike.
They need to be 24 to do direct access.
A reasonably priced upgrade path is required.
P-l-Staker@reddit
Not just that. Drivers overall are better in quality here. For all the moaning we like to do, I invite anybody to visit Italy or Greece. The contrast is quite stark.
P-l-Staker@reddit
It isn't. It's a weather thing. Cultures with strong motorcycling culture have higher average temperatures.
The only cultural thing related might be having to wear gear all the time. Since we're all so focused on "HeAlTh AnD sAfEtY", there's a strong pressure to be covered in AAA rated racing gear the absolute instant anything with 2 wheels enters your mind. That makes going about really impractical. In other cultures, people just hop on and go, and nobody judges them. If they're wearing flip-flops and shorts, then so be it.
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
Respectfully disagree.
“Taipei is significantly wetter and more humid than London, receiving over four times more annual rainfall. Taipei's climate features intense, typhoon-driven monsoon rains (often >2,000 mm /year).
From my experience, when it starts to rain in Taiwan, it’s going to last days of heavy rain. In the UK, it’s lovely. You get a bit of drizzle. It might be sunny again in half an hour. Sometimes, it rains all day, but it’s not as heavy.
Here, you have to carry an umbrella because if it rains, it lasts for days and soaks you to the skin within minutes. In the UK, umbrella are nice to have but not essential because it’s often just drizzle that abates quickly.
P-l-Staker@reddit
Disagree all you want, but you're just categorically and objectively wrong.
I wasn't talking about the rain. I explicitly mentioned temperature. We get winters with regular snow and ice. Very few are brave enough to go out on two wheels in such weather, and for good reason. Our average winter temperature in the Midlands is ~5°C on a good day at noon. Taiwan may be wet, but they have a tropical and relatively warm climate.
And in fact, you can confirm this yourself by just asking people who have moved over from such countries. They'll say "Are you crazy? It's way too cold here for bikes."
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
Again have to respectfully disagree.
In a way, you’re right. You’re perfectly correct that the winter temperature in the UK is lower, but the winter humidity in Taiwan is significantly higher.
That makes Taiwan a special kind of hell。
Air is actually a decent insulator when it’s dry. In the UK, if you have a decent down jacket, you can trap a pocket of warm air around your torso. In Taiwan, the humidity is generally in winter 80-90%. That wet cold is a kinda heat-sink and sucks the thermal energy straight out of your core.
Also, when you're doing 50–60 km/h in Taipei, you aren't just facing tat, you’re dealing with high-speed wind that hits the moisture trapped in your clothes and on your skin, creating a refrigerator effect that dry air doesn't replicate. 10°C in Taipei feels like maybe -2°C in London.
In the UK, the cold is sharp and biting cos it hits your face and hands. In Taiwan, because of the dampness, it’s like a "heavy" cold. It feels heavy in your lungs and gets into your joints. It sucks away any heat you have in your body.
One final thing, not particularly related to riding a bike in particular: In the UK, you finish your ride and walk into a building with double-glazing and heating. In Taiwan, You park the scooter, walk inside a concrete apartment with tile floors and no insulation, and you’re still freezing. There’s no warming up except maybe the shower. Just like the UK, where A/C is fairly rare and a modern “thing”, heating here is a luxury many landlords don’t bother with.
lost_send_berries@reddit
You didn't mention using a motorbike in snow and ice at all which was their entire point.
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
It was one of their points.
Yeah that’s a fair point but wouldn’t apply to the whole year.
Here we have multiple typhoon days which are similar in that you can’t ride a bike without risking your life as you might be blown off.
Honey-Badger@reddit
Almost like the UK is a wet country or something.
BalthazarOfTheOrions@reddit
Train services from Switzerland.
Work-life balance from northern European countries.
BywydBeic@reddit
French work laws would be ace
Kamila95@reddit
I'd not want to work in France, it seems all my friends are expected to work (unpaid) overtime. One time my friend had to leave on time at 5 and her colleagues asked her if she is on a half day?! And she just has a bog standard admin office job.
TooLittleGravitas@reddit
From my experience the days are long, but the holidays make up for it.
I never had a 3 week holiday when working in the UK, let alone being told I HAD to take it. That was an interesting conversation.
Kamila95@reddit
I'd much rather have shorter days than long holidays, I once worked 9 hours and almost fainted haha it's not for me. I am happy with my allowance in the UK though, I have 25 (30 with salary sacrifice) holiday days plus bank holidays plus 10 days work from abroad allowance. Some of my colleagues go away for over a month at a time.
TooLittleGravitas@reddit
Interesting, what work do you do? My normal (i.e. basic) working day was always 9 til 6, sometimes starting a bit earlier, often staying much later. Same as most of the people around me.
Speedbird1A@reddit
Trains in Switzerland are so amazing. And they synchronise the train connections and even the bus connections. Incredible.
danmingothemandingo@reddit
Less smearing shit around yer arseholes with toilet tissue, and more actual proper washing. A happypo bottle is a tenner or so and will change your life for the better. No expensive seat spraying gubbins need just the bottle, reach over and get perfect temp water into it from the sink, proper wash every time, just a minor couple of squares of toilet roll to verify all clean and to dry. So much less wastage and so much cleaner.
PsychologicalRun1911@reddit
I would never live anywhere where motorbikes are standard. They disobey traffic laws as much as cyclists do but they're heavy enough to kill a pedestrian in a collision.
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
Depends on the country and enforcement standards, of course.
PsychologicalRun1911@reddit
Where is that not the case?
TooLittleGravitas@reddit
It's not the norm in the UK. Where are you thinking of?
PsychologicalRun1911@reddit
I spent 2 years in turkey recently and motorcycles are driving up on sidewalks and running red lights, generally trying to kill people.
Sea-Still5427@reddit
I lived in the Netherlands, so bikes as basic transport.
ImmediatePiano6690@reddit
Although terrain is a bit different isn't it, far more cycle friendly over most of the UK terrain.
Sea-Still5427@reddit
Is it? I always felt if they can handle cycling in the centre of Amsterdam, we can do it here.
marquoth_@reddit
Having been to both Amsterdam and Sheffield, I'm inclined to disagree.
Sea-Still5427@reddit
Hills aren't the issue really: it's more the will to provide decent cycle routes and maintain them. I know a cyclist who turned down a uni place at Cambridge and went to Sheffield instead because they couldn't face three years of cycling on the flat.
marquoth_@reddit
Said like somebody who's never cycled from Ponds Forge to Manor Top
NixyPix@reddit
It’s been a while since I went to uni, but I can’t quite imagine what course would have someone turning down Cambridge and thinking Sheffield was the next best option.
rcgl2@reddit
Medicine maybe? Medical courses all seem pretty equal and a lot of people actually prefer not to pick Oxbridge because their courses are perceived to be less hands on until a later stage (I think, also a long time since I went to uni).
Sea-Still5427@reddit
Close! But it's also about being able to do the sports you enjoy as well as a course. Plus many people from Scotland and the north of England have no desire at all to spend time in the south.
audigex@reddit
That cyclist sounds like a very specific special case of an enthusiast rather than the more general case of a commuter etc
Sea-Still5427@reddit
Perhaps it depends on what you're used to.
audigex@reddit
I think it’s more that they were specifically looking for a challenge rather than just to get around
Sea-Still5427@reddit
They came from an area with mountains, so Sheffield seemed pretty manageable by comparison.
Pr6srn@reddit
I imagine it went like:
'Rejected? No silly. I wasn't REJECTED from Cambridge. I REJECTED them of course. Because, um... the city was... um... too flat? Yes. Too flat. I REJECTED Cambridge and went to Sheffield because Cambridge was too flat for my cycling. Hah - imagine thinking THEY had rejected ME. The very idea!'
DrMangosteen@reddit
Id be an investment banker right now if the city wasn't so damn flat
notouttolunch@reddit
Inclined 😂😂😂
However I absolutely agree with you. Sheffield, Leeds, Manchester. They're all super hilly. Let's face it: harehills, cheetham hill and the city centre in Sheffield, noted for being close to the Peak District. It's just not the same as Amsterdam.
CallumPears@reddit
Heh, "inclined"
Specialist-Mud-6650@reddit
I mean, I cycle all over the UK and it is absolutely fine terrain wise. It's not the Alps.
Brighton and Bristol are two especially hilly cities and people cycle a lot in them.
Badgerfest@reddit
Not as much as you'd think, Limburg is pretty lumpy and people still cycle everywhere. The idea is that you only use it for short journeys and have wide range gearing. Considering that a bike can replace a second car you can also invest in a proper ebike.
audigex@reddit
Sheffield have nearly as much elevation change as the entirety of the Netherlands (including the "hills" in the Netherlands, not just towns and cities). Hell, the tallest point within the M25 is nearly as high as the highest peak in the Netherlands
Sorry but even the "lumpy" bits of the Netherlands really aren't comparable
Badgerfest@reddit
It's not about altitude, it's about steepness and Limburg's gradients are very steep in places. The Cauberg is the usual finishing climb of the Amstel Gold race, it tops out at 12% and you'll see people going up it on their omafiets.
notouttolunch@reddit
I see you've never cycled in Sheffield. Or any Northern city. Or Bristol.
They are HILLY and I enjoy cycling! I don't commute by bike because it's a monster of a task!
Badgerfest@reddit
I've cycled all over, inclusong Yorkshire, I grew up in Devon and lived in the South Downs as well as The Netherlands - my point is that terrain is not the barrier to cycling that we think it is. Safe cycling infrastructure is what gets people out on their bikes.
notouttolunch@reddit
For leisure, no. I've cycled mountain ranges for leisure. To get to work - sod that.
kendoddsdadsdeaddog@reddit
Mate, honestly I’ll swap you cycling around Netherlands for cycling up the hill from Swffrydd to Oakdale any day.
audigex@reddit
The Cauberg averages 5.8% with a maximum of 12%
Shedfield has a road (Cobnar Road) with a 12.7% average gradient and a maximum gradient of 21.8%
Sheffield also has numerous other roads that match or beat the Cauberg over a comparable distance
So does London, Eglinton Hill averages 8.3% and maxes out at 11.4%
DEADB33F@reddit
Getting an ebike over a regular bike makes up for the terrain issue.
...I'm still very much a fair-weather ebiker though. It stays in the shed and I'm taking the car if it's pissing down.
unseemly_turbidity@reddit
Electric bikes are good for that.
fuckmethathurt@reddit
I live on the coast, the wind used to bore me to death
KelvinKelpie@reddit
Take a look at Germany then. They have around 20 million registered electric bikes now which work in most terrains. It's the infrastructure that matters much more than the terrain.
clrthrn@reddit
Currently in NL and not being able to bike everywhere is hugely putting me off coming back: Dutch have only had cycling infrastructure since the 60s too, a conscious choice to make it easier for kids to get around.
narnababy@reddit
You could move to Oxford, they’ve got the bike thing down. The rest of the UK could do with following them
TooLittleGravitas@reddit
The point is that Oxford has had a cycling culture for a very long time. Much more acceptance.
narnababy@reddit
Better late than pregnant 🤷🏻♀️
Teh_yak@reddit
It's I've of the reasons I'm not going back to the UK. I love the freedom biking gives, especially to kids.
ickysock@reddit
i was gonna say the cherry flavoured pencil sweets they have at albert heijn, but your suggestion is probably better for society as a whole
Munzo69@reddit
I lived in Amsterdam for a few years and was flabbergasted and delighted to find quite a few specialist liquorice (called ‘Drop’ over there) shops around the city. Selling nothing but liquorice, hundreds of varieties and only some of them sweet, quite a lot of salty varieties. A plethora of sizes, flavours, colours, textures and aromas. The smell of the shops alone was worth going for. There were a lot of other foods over there I loved. Raw herring, stroop waffles, vla, chips with mayo, split pea soup with hunks of sausage in it. Amsterdam is such a great city. I miss it.
_a_m_s_m@reddit
Given that 70% of trips are under 5 miles, with the right leadership & infrastructure investment, this trip length could be a huge cost, carbon, health & time benefit for country.
Hell, cycling for transport was seriously considered during the 70’s oil crisis in the UK as well.
Given fuel costs, I’d hope some people can be won over.
Specialist-Mud-6650@reddit
I cycle a lot and mostly it is pretty safe on UK roads. I think there's a lack of infrastructure, you're correct, but largely it is "acceptable" - you can get where you are going without dying.
_a_m_s_m@reddit
You can get there without dying but it sure will feel like it!
It makes it really hard to convince someone, e.g. parents, children, elderly etc. to use with some physical infrastructure.
DameKumquat@reddit
TfL says the number of daily cycling journeys rose 43% (to 1.5 million) since 2019, and more than doubling in the City in the last 2 years. And was only 270,000 daily journeys in 1993.
We're starting to seriously get there.
Mike_Mac72@reddit
London is abnormal though. I cycle commute in London and it’s fine, I can go most of the way from station to the office without going on busy roads and every London office I’ve worked in (public and private sector, I’m a consultant) has a garage you can park the bike in safely and showers once you get there. My home town in the Home Counties - no-where (apart from station) really to park a bike, borderline lethal cycle paths and lunatic drivers desperate to get to the next red light before me by squeezing past really close.
DameKumquat@reddit
Sure, but it's a start and proves what's possible - changing the mindset of a few million people is part of the process. Lots of Londoners move out to the Home Counties and maybe the next generation will be more bike-accepting at least.
I can't cycle myself but even in a car I'm fine in London but hate HC drivers Too many wankers with company car insurance so they really don't care if they hit you. Say what you like about London drivers, at least they're trying to avoid you...
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
I fill up a bike with petrol from empty to full here, it cost a maximum of £3. It’s so much more economical and environmentally friendly.
And that’s just the petrol versions. I’d say around 40% are electronic now where you just take out the batteries at a battery bank and put fully charged ones in.
Fit-Bedroom-7645@reddit
Agree with this, but unfortunately we don't have great cycle paths in a lot of places. And anytime councils try to build them 80million angry boomers come out of the woodwork to to tell them it's absolutely ridiculous despite not having ridden a bike in 60 years.
_a_m_s_m@reddit
Please get involved, write to local councillors & comment on the same public consultations that the do.
Fit-Bedroom-7645@reddit
I do! I'm actually quite lucky here because we have an abandoned railway which got paved over for cycling, but I respond to all the wider consultations in the area. I think the key is to put cycle routes away from roads, then nobody notices and cyclists don't have to worry about someone driving a transit at them whilst texting.
archaic_ent@reddit
Stupid cyclists always texting
smurphinden@reddit
The problem is too many cyclists dont use them and stick to the road, which is now incredibly narrow to make room for the bike lane.
Fit-Bedroom-7645@reddit
If there's a cycle lane there, and cyclists aren't using it, it's probably because there's an issue with it. Especially if it's lots of them. Not uncommon to have random deathtrap cycle lanes, or ones that are either not marked or have no signage
smurphinden@reddit
People campaigned for it for years and they spent months converting it.
I asked someone once and he said it was because he had to slow down too much to turn left (cycle lane is 2 way on the right) 🤷♂️
Fit-Bedroom-7645@reddit
Can't comment without trying it myself tbh, but trying to visualise it sounds like they need to cross the road? In which case yeah it makes sense to be riding on the road instead of trying to cross it.
smurphinden@reddit
Yeah, that's exactly what they have to do. Not the most well-thought out design then.
Fit-Bedroom-7645@reddit
That's a pretty chaotic design! The more I look the more confused I get. So there's a bike crossing next to a pedestrian crossing, why not make it a toucan crossing?
smurphinden@reddit
Who knows! 🤷♂️
It's a weird bit of the road as most traffic wants to turn left.
Teh_yak@reddit
Don't forget any comment about it being overrun by "This wouldn't work for me because..." replies.
hideonsink@reddit
Absolutely agree.
Private cars still has their place, but i wish people woudl cycle more (and if bike thieves aren't that prevalent in the UK).
I cycle to commute but I'd get around town with a bike a lot more but I don't want to risk locking up my bike in public areas.
Morris_Alanisette@reddit
If your bike looks a bit tatty it tends not to get stolen. I lock mine up in town quite a lot and it's never been stolen. I just make sure I never clean it properly (except the mechanical parts) and put an old saddle and some tatty stickers over the brand name.
Sea-Still5427@reddit
A lot of Dutch people have a nice bike they keep at home and an old-fashioned one for getting around town. Works pretty well.
snarkycrumpet@reddit
what's the point in that? they keep the nice one just to look at it? or they ride it only on journeys that don't involve stopping?
audigex@reddit
The nice one is for going for a leisure ride and you might take it if you're eg going to your parents' house where you know it can be parked safely. Maybe you take it to work if your work has decent secure storage for it
The crap one is for nipping to the shops where you'll be chaining it up in public and leaving it for a while outside a shopping centre or whatever
sodsto@reddit
the important thing about the daily rider is that the back wheel should clearly not be aligned, the bicycle should have a regular series of clanks and creaks, and the bell should ding on the slightest imperfection on the road. Probably the brakes are shot, so just make eye contact and barrel through any junction or roundabout.
clrthrn@reddit
This is the Dutch way
superioso@reddit
I have an expensive one to ride fast and long distances (like 100km), and the other I use every day to cycle to work/the supermarket/the bar. I live in Denmark and this is very very common. I'm not taking my expensive bike out to the shops, and it doesn't have a rack on it I can use to carry stuff.
fuzzerino@reddit
Depending on the level of niceness we are talking about here, the nice bike might have clipless pedals, for which the shoes aren’t really practical for walking around in, more comfortable for longer fitness rides though.
Sea-Still5427@reddit
Nice one for fitness rides after work or when you have a secure place that leave it, basic one when you go to the cinema or have to leave it locked up on the street.
SaltyMemeGod@reddit
Very common to have secure/ in office bike parking over there, so you might take your nice bike for work or going to a friends house where you can bring it inside, and your shit bike for a night out where you’re gonna lock it and leave it for a long time.
snarkycrumpet@reddit
ah that makes sense
ImpossibleLoss1148@reddit
A lot of Dutch people just grab an old bike and then leave it somewhere else, it's not theft, it's just borrowing, right?
robbertzzz1@reddit
We'd sometimes refer to those as community bikes. If you can't find one, there's always a homeless guy willing to sell you one for pennies.
ImpossibleLoss1148@reddit
I remember doing the same when I lived in Ostfriesland in Germany, the ride home from the pub was always on a bike that you just left somewhere to be found by the "owner" later.
Sea-Still5427@reddit
I left mine on the Overtoom when I came back to the UK.
Draigdwi@reddit
One to look at and one to actually use.
rdu3y6@reddit
The lack of anywhere to safely leave a bike is a big issue stopping people using them for transport I think. You risk it either getting it nicked or confiscated while you're gone.
Specialist-Mud-6650@reddit
There are also not enough cycle racks where you would want them. Anywhere that people cycle a lot, they resort to locking them in all sorts of weird places.
wolfhelp@reddit
Yeah I paid a lot for my bike, no way I'm leaving it in a street multi u locked or not
I_swallow_dogs@reddit
If you want a decent bike but don't want it nicked, get a good quality, upright one in a pastel colour and cover it in fake flowers and cute stickers, maybe some tinsel streamers on the handlebars. No one will take it.
DullInflation6@reddit
Brompton? If you don't live in a ridiculously hilly area, that is
PontiusThe-AV8Tor@reddit
Not something many of us can do workwise, simply not feasible distance and weight of equipment need for work.
clrthrn@reddit
I cycle 40km to work every day in the Netherlands. I got an e-bike and a decent podcast library and it’s my favourite time of the week. My e-bike would make mincemeat of Pennine style hills too.
TheHumanAlternative@reddit
47% of people in the UK take 30 mins or less to get to work. A lot of those journeys could be done by bike if the infrastructure was in place.
ForeignWeb8992@reddit
Very prevalent in any university city
No_Shine_4707@reddit
Have you been to London recently? Cant move for cyclists.
LateFlorey@reddit
Just been in Barcelona and the cycle lanes are chefs kiss. I hate cycling in London, unless I’m on the super highway. It was pretty much standard across Barcelona, so we cycled everywhere!
yepyep5678@reddit
Proper segregated bike paths that connect up and go someplace useful
Hame_Impala@reddit
Find a lot of cities have decent-ish bike lines now, the problem is they typically don't connect well.
Snoo63@reddit
Hopefully that becomes the next stage.
Mccobsta@reddit
We need more easy rental bike docks damn it
And better biking infrastructure
zwifter11@reddit
I would take the Netherlands culture of being careful towards other road users. Not the narrow minded hatred that UK car drivers have.
Sea-Still5427@reddit
The main difference you notice there is that it's not adversarial, them and us, as most drivers have cycled from birth anyway. Also Dutch tolerance towards others.
Albannach02@reddit
The Dutch are the worst drivers I've encountered in northern Europe: they swap lanes, cut in and generally behave like they're having fun in dodgems at high speed on multi-lane motorways. Maybe it's all that cycling that removes any judicious estimate of speed and distance. It used to be a relief to get on to a German Autobahn.
Sea-Still5427@reddit
Are you thinking of Italians?
Albannach02@reddit
Not unless Italy has moved to northern Europe and below sea level. 🤔
the_unique_clone@reddit
I'm fairly used to driving about on the continent, but must admit I made a big mistake in the Netherlands a couple of years back.
I've no idea how it happened, but I ended up in one of the separate bike lanes. I died inside.
Your bike lanes are a great setup keeping bikes and lighter vehicles away from heavy traffic. Just not when some foreigner mucks it up
Mattehbby@reddit
I went to Amsterdam in January and the biking absolutely blew my mind I would 100% travel that way if we had that infrastructure in the UK
ohmyblahblah@reddit
Bikes trams and good trains
SchoolForSedition@reddit
Yes, same.
Went to pick up an instrument and a separate case from the luthier today and he looked doubtful when I said I couldn’t carry two cases - but all was clear when I said I’m on a bike. No judgment of any kind. Most people go about by bike, including hifalutin types.
lucylucylane@reddit
Most of Britain is too hilly
CapableSong6874@reddit
But if you average the up hill with the downhill it evens out. Sounds like you need a nice set of gears on your bike. They’re only bad if you don’t have gears
theocrats@reddit
Yeah the hill argument against bikes is a bit naive.
Whack it into the lowest gear and up the cadence. You go a bit slower but so what.
Plus electric bike solve the "issue" entirely.
MisterIndecisive@reddit
You'll need a hill flattener first
kimba-the-tabby-lion@reddit
Get rid of the property chain. It's insane.
shaneo632@reddit
Having just spent about 7 months completing a seemingly simple house purchase, 100%. It's the most stereotypically British bullshit imaginable - insanely bureaucratic and "we can't change it because we've always done it this way."
Rambling_Pitchfork@reddit
Unfortunately we have this in NI as well
Subaruchick99@reddit
Have been through purchasing for 2 houses in England, 2 in Scotland and one in Austria. The English system is just money making for solicitors.
Tall-Reputation-9519@reddit
The hourly rate isn't THAT crazy considering often it's a fixed cost no matter how complex it all turns out to be.
My American friend thinks our process is nuts, over there you've got 30 days to move in once an offer has been accepted.
narnababy@reddit
My solicitor wanted to charge some outrageous price to post some papers they’d signed to the estate agent or the other party solicitors, can’t remember which. They were across the road from each other, you could literally see the other business from the solicitors front window. My ex took the paperwork over there himself because he was a penny-pinching bastard but in this situation he was right. Utterly ridiculous.
-adult-swim-@reddit
Not that cheap in Austria, however, ive never bought a house in the UK so I cant compare...
TooLittleGravitas@reddit
Except it's not 'British'. Scotland do it differently. It can't be impossible.
shaneo632@reddit
Yep I forgot about that -- I have Scottish friends who've bought houses in 6 weeks, it's incredible.
Professional_Snow576@reddit
As an ignorant non home owning Scot, what's the difference?
Get_Breakfast_Done@reddit
One big difference is that the seller in Scotland pays for one survey.
CorkPrackling@reddit
Aren't the offers also binding if accepted? No pulling out last minute?
fussyfella@reddit
Yes, offers are binding but can be conditional - so there are ways to back out if there is good cause, but things like accepting two offers and leading each buyer on, or a buyer just dropping the offer on the price (or the vendor raising it) at the last minute would not be allowed.
That together with the Home Report (the single survey paid for by the seller) makes it all much more efficient.
finarne@reddit
That’s what everyone thinks, but it’s not really the case. The buyer’s solicitor can insert clauses that allow their client to withdraw at any point.
If the seller’s solicitor accepts (and they just do because they cannot be bothered) then the buyer can simply withdraw.
Got a friend whose sale fell through days before, they then had to inform the seller they were buying off of “sorry we cannot proceed”. Same thing again.
Missives in Scotland just don’t get concluded until the last possible second. It’s the exact same issue as what happens in England despite what anyone tells you.
k_rocker@reddit
In Scotland a verbal contract is a contract, so after you have agreed and it has been accepted backing out is likely to cost you.
quartersessions@reddit
As mentioned below, it's at the conclusion of missives that you have any binding agreement - but in practice, a lot of the time you'll only conclude missives pretty much immediately before the exchange now.
No_Strawberry_1576@reddit
In Scotland you put in the offer. It’s then accepted , and you’re then looking to conclude the “missives” within a few weeks. Once the missives are concluded backing out would cause potentially a massive financial penalty. No backing out from the point from either side.
klausness@reddit
I think that’s the big difference. In England, if one person in a chain pulls out, the whole thing collapses. In Scotland, that sort of thing is much less likely.
narnababy@reddit
Are there not issues with the buying fudging reports to hide undesirable things? Or is it one company that does all the reports that are impartial?
jeanettem67@reddit
TBH I had surveys done as well as the sellers just in case. Useful as a chocolate teapot though IMHO, but I'm a person who likes to get a second opinion. However, seller survey helps to weed out the properties with massive problems so you only get your own done if you are serious enough buying the property.
AranelJess@reddit
When we bought our place in Scotland it took six weeks, with two of them lost to Xmas and New Years.
Outside_Penalty8094@reddit
Speaking as somebody who recently spent six months completing on a house in the Highlands, let me tell you things are not easier in Scotland. It just comes with a whole host of different problems to England.
Grouchy_Conclusion45@reddit
Skip the xenophobia, it happens here too (currently in a 7 party chain in Fife)
McLipstick@reddit
How’s it xenophobia? No wantin a fight just asking
scotchsittingroom@reddit
Forgetting Scotland exists wasn't cricket either now was it son
Albannach02@reddit
Especially Freuchie in Fife. 😉
Grouchy_Conclusion45@reddit
They didn't forget Scotland exists, Scotland comes under British which is what OP said
jeanettem67@reddit
Geez. Hope all goes well! Hugs.
NoNotGrowingUp@reddit
Scotland has it's own wildness with the offers over system where you have to work out how buoyant the market is to put in your offer and hope it's enough that other potential buyers haven't put in a greater offer. In popular areas and times it can be eye-opening how much you might have to go over the number they've said to put an offer over. No gazumping is excellent though.
orthomonas@reddit
Nah, in cased where Scotland, Ireland, or Wales fixed it, that causes English pride to double down on "pity, but tha is how we have done it, and there are a dozen reasons it cannot or should not change"
Mike_Mac72@reddit
I was in Germany with the Army for 4-5 years. Germans at least ‘get’ bureaucracy and make it work. As long as “alles in ordnung” it was actually easy to deal with. However we had British civil servants doing German bureaucracy for our car registration & some other things - it was utterly insane and took weeks. Much “we’ve always done it like that” as you say.
OriginalMandem@reddit
It annoyed Fleetwood Mac so much they had to write a song to complain about it
narnababy@reddit
This made me laugh, thank you 😂
Philster07@reddit
This actually makes me really sad now I've read up. Literally the entire reason I'm hanging onto my current house in Yorkshire is cause I don't want to deal with the hassle of selling and buying
owzleee@reddit
Come to Buenos Aires! We had to pay $250k US in cash - literally handed over a massive dodge to the sellers. And our money was in £ in the UK. We lost quite a bit in FX and broker fees. Fucking cash.
FL8JT26@reddit
Woah, that’s crazy!
How did you carry this around? Were you shitting yourself about getting robbed?
owzleee@reddit
Carefully, and YES absolutely terrified. We got a taxi to the escritana's office but even that could have gone bad if they knew. It's fucking insane. But that's how it works here after decades of Peronist/Kirchenist governments destroying the reputation of the peso through repeated corruption. Fun fact - Cristina Kirchner (ex Pres and Vice Pres) is under house arrest just round the corner from me for 6 years (maybe more as there is another corruption trial that just started). There is always a crowd outside complaining that they no longer get subsidised travel, electric, gas etc. When I first moved here it was crazy - about 2p (UK) for an underground ticket anywhere. Electric was about 10 dollars a month etc etc. The dollar is seen as the only safe haven here (even though it was made illegal to buy under the last peronist govt so it was all black market and 'under the mattress'. I have learnt an awful lot about privilege since moving here 8 years ago, which is not a bad thing (I moved from London).
FL8JT26@reddit
Really interesting story mate.
I felt absolutely terrified the one time I carried just shy of £1k around with me… let alone 250 big ones in Buenos Aires! I can’t even imagine the feeling.
It’s good that you’ve been able to learn from your experiences too.
All the best!!!
Initiatedspoon@reddit
Where my brother works used to have a team in Lithuania and one of his colleagues there was buying a house (in Lithuania) at the same time he was buying a house in the UK.
It took her about 2 weeks to do everything that needed to be done. It took him about 5 months.
Eltothebee@reddit
As someone who has only rented, why’s is a) the uk house market chain crap b) how is it done better and differently elsewhere?
R2-Scotia@reddit
Edit not needed, the system in Scotland is almost as f'ed up
Veenkoira00@reddit
Jobs for the boys...
Wot_Eye_Cee@reddit
If this process was within the public sector the Daily Fail would be having a shit fit about it…but they never go in about private sector inefficiency!
_Cridders_@reddit
Is there a system that could avoid this?
The_Quackening@reddit
It took maybe 2 weeks to buy my house in Toronto.
I dont really understand the point of property chain here in England
SapphicGarnet@reddit
Perhaps I'm missing something super plain but surely the person you're buying off needs to be buying another property to move into themselves and so on? That's how a chain is formed. Are hotels/ storage while moving more common in Toronto?
The_Quackening@reddit
Sellers generally get to pick the closing date of the sale to make it work for them.
Banks also offer bridge loans that bridges the gap between closing on a new home and selling your current home.
vizard0@reddit
You can put clauses into contracts in the US that the current owner can stay for another month while finishing their purchase but that the house must be in the exact same state as it was at purchase (so it must be maintained and they can't strip out the copper wiring). Might cost a little bit to get the lawyers to write that in, but it's very doable. Or yeah, your removal company also has a storage facility that they store your stuff while you finish your second transaction. Adds some cost, but compared to a house, not that much.
DullInflation6@reddit
How can we set something up to start advocating for this process? I know all the obstacles are there in the form of vested interests etc but there has to be a way to improve things
wordshavenomeanings@reddit
B-I want to buy your house.
S-Great, can you afford it?
B-Absolutely, deal?
S- Deal.
6 months later. Ive changed my mind, lol.
House sales in England are a complete shambles and need to be seriously updated.
MeltingChocolateAhh@reddit
Not being sarcastic here, I'm sure there's a way I can't think of, how can this actually be solved?
wordshavenomeanings@reddit
Get rid of most of the people involved.
They only seem to cause problems as far as I can see.
MeltingChocolateAhh@reddit
But in your example, the problem is S changing their mind. And how many people really are involved? Buyer, seller, solicitors, estate agent, surveyor?
I'm not being hostile btw, I have never bought or sold a house.
Surely the solution would be to not have the classic rule of the deal only being final once money exchanges hands, and to make it so by law, the buyer and seller must commit past a certain (much sooner) point?
wordshavenomeanings@reddit
The seller gets to 'change their mind' either just because they want to, or an issue with them moving on the chain, or even an attempt to squeeze more money out of a new buyer.
We dont need half the people that are currently involved. I can say that in my experience, solicitors were a completely useless expense.
The role of an estate agent could be dumped too.
Why not just get you mortgage in principle. Organise a survey and sign on the dotted line.
Then the process is complete.
If the seller wants to change their mind, they can't. The deal is done.
MeltingChocolateAhh@reddit
The estate agent could get dumped, yes. I agree with that now. They're there to just sell your house, and take a cut of the profit you make. It's like me selling you a t-shirt, but asking someone else to talk and give it to you, and giving them a % of the money. You need your house on some sort of market, but that's the only point. Rightmove gets that cut of the profit because they're the market your house is being sold on. Just like eBay takes a small fee for selling a t shirt.
Doesn't the solicitor, or at least the conveyancer, handle most of the background legal stuff? Restrictive covenants, land registry, and the biggest one is the indemnity insurance. A lot of this seems like it could have legalese that the average buyer just wouldn't understand.
Get_Breakfast_Done@reddit
Or B changes their mind. Happened to me (as S) the day before we were meant to exchange. Had already started clearing out my house.
EnumeratedArray@reddit
Same situation for me. Had booked removals and lost £3,000. My onward purchase then decided to go back on the market and sold elsewhere starting the process I'd spent the last 9 months going through all over from the start.
Cantabulous_@reddit
At least introduce substantial good-faith deposits to prevent gazumping and other sources of flakiness.
Snoodini@reddit
Or, just sign a contract at the time of accepting an offer. It's how it's done in Sweden. The agents (who handle all aspects of a sale, no sollicitors needed) arrange a meeting for contract signing within 24 hours of agreeing price. As it's a contract, there is a penalty payable by the buyer, to the seller if they pull out.
SilverstoneMonzaSpa@reddit
How does it work if a structural survey finds a major issue?
Ok-Humor-5672@reddit
I'd have thought a full survey would be required from the seller, with the results available to any prospective buyer.
Seller pays for survey if they want to sell. That way you also don't have the absolute bullshit of having to fork out for a survey on a house you're interested in only to find out it's fucked and now you're over a grand down the drain on solicitors and surveys.
SilverstoneMonzaSpa@reddit
Makes sense, but when spending half a million on a purchase I want the surveyor to be fully under my instructions rather than the seller etc.
Snoodini@reddit
This should not be relevant. The surveyor must be certified and they are liable for undetected issues. So no matter if the seller instructs there's no incentive for the surveyor to cover something up for them as it could come back to bite, in multiple ways (loss of money and license)
SilverstoneMonzaSpa@reddit
It should be, but I'm assuming you've seen the arse covering world of surveying we have these days. I couldn't imagine how practicable that would be in a reality they're instructed by a seller and a non refundable deposit is required on the back of those.
When I purchased my house I had to get four individual experts out on the back of cover your arse comments in my RICS survey
Ok-Humor-5672@reddit
Maybe, but there are plenty of other places that have the seller pay for the test before selling the thing.
Snoodini@reddit
These are normally written into the contract if the buyer wants do to extra surveys on top of what was already done by the sellers. Normally there's a basic survey carried out and presented when the house is on the market.
But for sure, certain get-out clauses can be added to the contract if agreed.
Fa6ade@reddit
There’s actually nothing stopping you from requesting that your buyer provide a deposit to secure the sale.
rocketshipkiwi@reddit
True, but it’s not a routine thing and they will just refuse to do it.
Cantabulous_@reddit
You’d also want the entire chain to do it. That realistically needs to be a legal requirement.
clrthrn@reddit
When we made our house offer in the Netherlands, we had to sign a contract which made the offer binding on both sides. If you break it, the penalty is 30% of the purchase price. No dropping out for us and no accepting a higher offer for them. We had a chain collapse on the last day in the UK that cost a fortune. Doesn’t happen in NL.
NixyPix@reddit
Same in Australia, we had to pay the deposit asap to make our accepted offer binding. I think you can make your offer conditional on finance approval but otherwise the buyer can lose their deposit if they don’t settle by the date agreed and I think the seller could be sued if they pull out. We sold our old house and were out within 40 days.
Of course, property can also be bought at auction here which is different again and can be very dramatic.
clrthrn@reddit
Ours was conditional on securing finance and that the house was "as described" when we got a survey done. This meant the seller has to be honest on their description and photos or else we can break the sale. Every country has a better way to sell houses than the UK
The_Quackening@reddit
The time between putting in an offer on my house in Toronto and closing the sale was 2 weeks.
Expat-english-in-NZ@reddit
In NZ you can buy a house in 2 weeks inc all the paperwork and searches and everything - coming back to the UK and looking at this massively broken system i literally shake my head.
The differences are - NZ have licenced and trained real estate agents , bob from down the road can't just open one like it appears you can here . This also means - generally - they have to abide by a set of rules or risk being struck off (which does happen) . They also do a lot of the legal paperwork. The local council have all the information on every property ready to "buy" ( of course there is a cost) but at least its available including all land maps and "change" permissions granted etc.
Even if you have things that need to be checked out - conditions - these can be wrapped up in 10 days or so.
Once you go "unconditional" on a property you give the solicitors 10% deposit. The other party are now legally obliged to sell to you and conversely you cannot back out without losing 10% which can be substantial.
There's more - my wife used to work in that industry but there are things that smaller countries do very well that the UK could learn from.
superioso@reddit
It's quick in most countries. England/Wales is the odd one out
alcohall183@reddit
this is how it's done in America (for now). You can buy a house super quick. Any delays are usually things like getting a inspector to verify the house is in good standing and convincing a bank you are good for the loan. if you waive the inspection and have the money, you can close on a sale in less than a week.
andrew0256@reddit
The single biggest thing that needs to happen in England is buried in your comment and that is the payment of a non refundable deposit early on in the process.
The legalities are not really a problem unless there are some unresolved issues and I don't see how they can be avoided whatever the system. Houses are big purchases and the average person's biggest so a degree of caution is reasonable. Professional incompetence in the process isn't.
IndWrist2@reddit
Absolutely.
I don’t think a lot of people realize how constraining the way the real estate market works in this country. It’s massively limits individual social mobility.
I’m not taking a job on the other side of the country because I can’t rent a new apartment, while still paying my mortgage, waiting 5+ months for my house to sell.
In the US, you can sell a house and buy a new one elsewhere inside of a month. That means the entire process is inside the notice period of a leaving a job.
jeffcarpthefisheater@reddit
In Italy (of all places!) buying a house is easier, with no chains. I bought a house, and from finding the house in the first place to moving int was just under a year. From putting in an offer to getting keys was 6 weeks. And once our offer was accepted, the seller is leagally bound and would incur a fine relative to the deposit paid, so the bigger the deposit accepted, the bigger the fine for pulling out. The housing market is completely different too.
Get_Breakfast_Done@reddit
I’ve had a house on sale for three years. Why? Chain has fallen apart three times. I’ve already moved and it’s mostly sitting vacant (whilst I continue to pay the mortgage) and a family could be living there by now.
There is no way in the world that if any semi-competent government were building a property conveyancing regime from the ground up, it would end up with England’s.
kimba-the-tabby-lion@reddit
I have only been a ftb. My vendors were buying from people moving to over 60s rental accommodation and I was a cash buyer, so there was no real chain. Took 7 agonising months. So your story does not surprise me.
I can how we-buy-any-property scammers thrive.
No-Mark4427@reddit
Yep, as a FTB buying 2 years ago moving into a house that was already vacant - Absolutely no complications or weirdness, we had mortgage in principle and had all of our documentation ready to go and every time they requested something from us we sent it back within a day.
We had our survey report sorted and in our hands within 2 weeks of our offer being accepted and it still took 3 months before we had the keys despite no clear blockers or delays.
Solicitors are a whole other issue as well, I've never seen any other service industry where people can get away with being so terribly organised and bad at communicating. We basically heard nothing from our solicitor unless they were asking us for money - They didn't respond to several questions, we didn't even know what the final legal process was to make the house ours as it was never explained or discussed, they just decided how it'd go down apparently. We had a phone call out of the blue from the sellers estate agent congratulating us and telling us we could go and pick the keys up! I made a point of not contacting the solicitor and they literally never spoke to us or sent us any sort of follow up, so the last time I spoke to them was like a week before exchange.
When you compare it to many other countries its just a shoddy system that causes no end of headaches and stress.
Get_Breakfast_Done@reddit
It’s wild. In the US in most states if you are a cash buyer it should be doable well inside of a month.
boganvegan@reddit
I put a house in Florida on the market, accepted an offer about 3 days later, everything was signed within 10 days after which point if the buyer had backed out they would have lost a $10,000 deposit. Funds and keys were exchanged at the end of the month, less than 28 days total.
kimba-the-tabby-lion@reddit
It's even worse than you think. Mostly everyone in the chain moves on the same day!
Flaky-Walrus7244@reddit
Having lived in 5 different coutries, the English real estate system is the most insane I've ever heard of. Chains, gazumping... none of it makes sense.
oscarx-ray@reddit
But "gazumping" is such fun to say.
MissKatbow@reddit
I sold my mum's house in Canada and it was done in 3 weeks. I was shocked it was that easy.
zwifter11@reddit
Supermarkets being open on a Sunday evening.
I’ve no idea why England still has old archaic Sunday opening times. (If I remember, Scotland doesnt)
TooLittleGravitas@reddit
Easter Sunday coming up. Every shop shut all day, apart from very small ones.
Personally I like it.
zwifter11@reddit
If you’re a shift worker or can’t get to the shop ridiculously early on a Sunday. The UK opening times are very inconvenient. Sometimes Sunday afternoon is when I’m available.
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
The only frustrating thing where I live live is everything being closed for Lunar New Year, which lasts a week here.
WhyN0tToast@reddit
Higher standards for restaurants.
We just seem to settle for mediocre food in the UK, most takeaways are cheap and stodgy, and sometimes act like it's amazing, Greggs, Nandos etc. when it's fine at best.
TooLittleGravitas@reddit
British people in general just seem to have little respect for food.
Bruce_PAWGtrotter@reddit
I agree that it's a shame motorcycles aren't seen as economical transport for individuals. I commute on a motorbike all year (except snow/ice, there's the downside, but realistically that's max a few weeks a year) and when I drive a car with just me in it it seems like such a waste of space.
TooLittleGravitas@reddit
And you feel so frustrated sitting in a queue when on a bike you can get a move on.
ccccaaaassssssss@reddit
Two from Australia:
-Long service leave - after working with the same employer for 7-10 years you get roughly 2-3 months off paid leave. If you resign, it gets paid out. Depends on the state how much you get but it’s a legal requirement.
-No property chain bullshit.
TooLittleGravitas@reddit
Might have saved my career. 1 day extra annual leave after 5 years, another after 10 years.
2-3 months off after 30 years might have enabled me to stay instead of taking early retirement because I needed a break.
holytriplem@reddit
Property listings that advertise square footage (or square metreage). I'm tired of going to flat viewings only to find out that one of the bedrooms is the size of a broom cupboard.
TooLittleGravitas@reddit
Pretty much every property listing I see has the room sizes?
JerkRussell@reddit
Square footage and the year the house was built. Or the best attempt at when it was built.
Taear@reddit
That's pretty much universal, at least every house I've looked at here in the northwest has that.
It'd be nice if it was a law of course
ColdShadowKaz@reddit
It’s like they have one bedroom no one is expected to actually use as one for long but the problem is because people need to live somewhere one of the kids will be in a room that only just fits a single bed and maybe a bed side table if someone gets some galvanised square steel and some screws borrowed from the aunt.
Truewit_@reddit
There would be nothing worse than British cities filled with mopeds.
zZIceCreamZz@reddit
One thing that confuses me about the UK is the lack of mopeds/motorbikes. I have a motorbike here and it is so much cheaper than a car. I'm surprised more young people don't have them.
Aaron703@reddit
Long winded licensing system combined with high insurance prices makes for a high barrier to entry.
Eastern_Bit_9279@reddit
The insurance for a 125cc moped is fractional compared to car insurance.
Ive ridden bikes consistebtly for the last 15 years becuase of this and only got a car licence at 33 becuase of how cheal bikes , perticuarly small capacity bikes are to run.
Aaron703@reddit
For a teenager living in London it’s likely £1000+ to insure a 125. It was far more than that for me.
Eastern_Bit_9279@reddit
Im assuming your going for full comp then on your bike? Not third party fire and theft
zZIceCreamZz@reddit
Yes the insurance prices are extreme. I'm luckily a girl.
ampmz@reddit
Because most people aren’t good enough to ride them without killing themselves and most drivers don’t give a fuck about bikes and will not see them.
A&E calls motorbike riders ‘Organ donors’ for a reason.
ctesibius@reddit
It’s one of the safest places in the world to ride a bike. And “organ donors” is an American thing. Hospital staff here tend to engage brains rather than regurgitating sound-bites.
ampmz@reddit
It’s very much not an American thing? I’ve heard it myself in hospital and my friend is an Orthopaedic surgeon and uses it.
ctesibius@reddit
Has he taken an IQ test recently? Seriously, getting in the habit of using sound bites rather than thinking is a worrying habit in anyone with a job requiring consideration.
Margotkittie@reddit
My orthopaedic surgeon booked me in for shoulder surgery with the caveat " Ring us if it's raining, as you're likely to be bumped off the list by motorbike riders". He wasn't wrong - it happened twice
ctesibius@reddit
Yeah, right. And where in Britain do you crash, get ambulanced to hospital, and operated on before the rain stops?
Margotkittie@reddit
It was more than my surgery that afternoon was being cancelled in the morning as they knew an emergency was going to come in - it was so predictable. Not like they could have stopped my non-urgent surgery mid flow to repair a dying person's broken pelvis if the need arose.
Margotkittie@reddit
Also, just because it's "one of the safest places in the world to ride a bike", it doesn't mean it's a safe activity in the UK. Just less unsafe than elsewhere. There's still a 20% fatality rate from 1% of road users. It's only the low overall fatality rate compared to elsewhere that makes it "safer"
ampmz@reddit
Why do you assume a surgeon must be a man?
ctesibius@reddit
You are evading.
zZIceCreamZz@reddit
I kind of agree. There's also a lot of very aggressive drivers in the UK.
aarontbarratt@reddit
It's because the weather is too shit for it 90% of the year. A moped is great in Thailand or Italy because it's dry and warm. A moped in Manchester is wet and cold
brunettewondie@reddit
I drive a moped in Manchester, can confirm it's mostly cold, often wet.
That and being targeted by bike jackers every month or two does put a dampener on it.
MeltingChocolateAhh@reddit
I'm in my 20s, single, no children. I don't like ordering my shopping online because that's just how I am. I do order on Amazon from time to time though. I'm currently unemployed but will probably have a job soon where I need to commute, and having to store a motorbike helmet and jacket at work doesn't sound ideal to me.
Honestly I hate driving cars too. I'm considering getting rid of my car and just moving within walking distance to a job.
ANAL_PROLAPSE_KISSER@reddit
It rains 90% of the time. That's why we like cars
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
Rains a hell of a lot more here: https://ibb.co/MDcR1ftD
Morris_Alanisette@reddit
It really doesn't. I cycle to work and hardly ever get rained on.
NotAProperAccount3@reddit
I enjoy pointing out to the "I can't cycle because it's wet" crowd, that the two biggest cycling cities in the world are Amsterdam and Copenhagen, hardly the Mediterranean. I say this as a year round daily cycle commuter in one of the wetter parts of the UK (Belfast).
AnonymousTimewaster@reddit
Why?
Truewit_@reddit
Public transport like trams, buses and trains, along with bicycles are peak transport. The number of times I’ve almost been run over or been obstructed on a literal pavement by someone on an e-bike is absurd. And these are the things that are silent and electric.
Mopeds would be so much worse. They’d be loud, smelly and people wouldn’t drive as carefully as they do in cars. I don’t really want Manchester City centres traffic to resemble Delhi. Like at all. I don’t want it to resemble Rome. It would be a nightmare and the antithesis of building cleaner, better connected cities.
SoylentDave@reddit
Manchester could more realistically resemble Taipei, which is home to millions of mopeds (15m in Taiwan, 25% in the capital).
The city is very clean and walkable, and is supported with fantastic public transport, and all the mopeds definitely reduce congestion and aid commuting in a very densely populated city.
But it is noisy.
theescapedape2@reddit
I lived in Taipei for four years and one of the worst things about it (admittedly there weren’t many) were the mopeds.
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
I’ve lived there for 10 years and the mopeds are one of the best things about it.
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
But they wouldn’t…. At the end of the day, we’re British, so we drive like Brits and not the people of Delhi.
Where I am, they’re strictly required to give way to pedestrians and they’re mostly electronic so don’t make a noise or cause fumes (you have to change the battery out every ~60 km). And because they’re electronic, they’re much cleaner than petrol or diesel engines.
Remote-Ad5853@reddit
Sure if they are electric, but most mopeds here aren’t electric and are a total nuisance, and are very polluting, they don’t have anywhere near the emission controls modern cars have
msully89@reddit
You're thinking of old 2 stroke mopeds and not the more modern euro 4 complaint mopeds of the last 10 years surely
AnonymousTimewaster@reddit
Don't head towards the M60, or Kingsway, or Princess Road, or Regent Road, or the Mancunian Way during Rush Hour then...
Public transport is definitely the dream, but NIMBYs ensure that we can't have that. We'd have more space for that stuff though if we weren't ceding so much space to cars though.
Truewit_@reddit
None of those are close to that mate don’t be silly. It’s chocca with cars but it’s not hundreds of bikes vying for position against a single set of lights and living on the horn.
NIMBYS have been the problem but we’re a YIMBY city so we have pretty decent transport as is. I do wish we could do more with it though. Big news when the tram to Stockport was announced.
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
Again I think you think just because we might do something similar to Delhi, that suddenly British people are going to turn into Delhi residents.
Brits use their horns sparingly; is your argument that if they switch to a different mode of transport, that’s going to intrinsically cause them to suddenly lean on their horns?
OriginalMandem@reddit
If you've ever worked in a warehouse you'll know about mandatory beeper use at every junction. Or when changing direction.
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
I don’t think that’s contingent on country-specific regulation.
Big_Poppa_T@reddit
Not sure why you think ‘hundreds of bikes’ is worse than hundreds of cars.
Cars take up more space. It’s an undeniable fact. The length of the traffic tail back is directly proportional to the average length of the vehicles in the queue. A large portion of traffic is caused by tail backs overlapping intersections so shorter lines of traffic are always beneficial
AnonymousTimewaster@reddit
What makes you think that's what it'd end up being like? They're like that with cars over there too you know.
Are you seriously thinking that people who usually use a car are suddenly gonna start honking their horns every 5 seconds just because they've switched to a moped? Roads aren't going anywhere. We may as well make the best use of the space that we can for quicker and more efficient transport for everyone, including cyclists and bus users.
bjorn_poole@reddit
People would ride them like dickheads like they do with electric scooters. People already ride mopeds like dickheads so having many times more of them would just be a nightmare
AnonymousTimewaster@reddit
The proposal is getting people out of cars and onto mopeds. What makes you think millions of normal drivers would suddenly start being antisocial just because of the transport method they use?
bjorn_poole@reddit
I didn’t say millions of people would suddenly start being idiots i’m talking about the people who already drive like idiots.
OriginalMandem@reddit
This attitude is why we are stuck between a rock and a hard place when it comes to making e-scooters etc actually legal to use when we are also trying to reduce car use. I live quite close to my workplace but a bit too far to walk (especially considerig I'm on my feet constantly at work and shifts can be up to 12 hours) and public transport isn't particularly useful as there isn't a route between my house and my work. When the weather is not too bad I'd be happy to use an e-scooter but if I do, I'll get in legal hot water
DameKumquat@reddit
Why would you consider an e-scooter but not an e-bike? Or in general, what are the advantages of a e-scooter over an e-bike?
I'm tempted by an e-bike but not a scooter as you have to stand up. Though I'm probably too disabled to use an e-bike safely on the road too.
OriginalMandem@reddit
Quite simply, storage space, both at home and when I get to my workplace. Plus also an e scooter can fit in the back of the car and be taken around to other places more easily. I'd even consider one of those monowheel things or even a segway (those things are actually fun). Plus I just want it to be self propelled enough to glide me along on the flat, small enough to pick up and carry rather than park outside etc etc. Think like those little Honda Compomoto motorbikes that folded down to the size of a large briefcase but electric.
AnonymousTimewaster@reddit
If people are driving like idiots in cars then they're much more of a danger to people in cars than on mopeds.
yyyyzryrd@reddit
Not to mention, I reckon people would be more inclined to drive with greater caution (and at lower speeds) if driving a moped, compared to, for example, a typical suv.
I do think a small motorbike (vespa, moped, etc) would be perfect for short trips. Less traffic congestion, more efficient vehicles, less waste of resources, potentially fewer crashes.
Em1666@reddit
They are deafening.
Ok-Blackberry-3534@reddit
Not my experience crossing the street in Vietnam!
JensonInterceptor@reddit
My friend saw the aftermath of a scooter rider in and around a lorry wheel so maybe not all Vietnamese driving habits are fabulous
deadlocked72@reddit
You just have to walk, if you hesitate you get smacked, first time was terrifying though
AnonymousTimewaster@reddit
It's a good thing we have different driving habits to the Vietnamese then I guess?
mondeomantotherescue@reddit
The noise is bad
Mike_Mac72@reddit
The ones we have everywhere delivering food are terrifying enough.
foxlight92@reddit
Except a city filled with e-bikes to which traffic signals and signs don't apply to, along with no health coverage at the ER/A&E (i.e. the American Dream we're living in.)
ImaginationInside610@reddit
Replacing a load of cars ? Sounds like a win to me
kiradotee@reddit
I'm both a car and a moped driver&rider and it would have reduced congestion in the cities if every car driver would switch to a moped.
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
Why though? I’m a car and moped driver and I’m 1000x more cautious on a moped because I’m aware there’s literally nothing between me and whatever I might collide with.
Pristine_Speech4719@reddit
There was a massive moped craze in the UK in the late 1990s and early 2000s. A bit like the Surron craze a couple of years ago, but much much more popular. It was a shitshow
culturerush@reddit
When I lived in Australia there was one day a year (I forgot what they called it) where the council would call every bin man and council worker in and they would drive around the town picking up absolutely anything people put out in their front garden.
In the days leading up to it gardens would be filled with furniture, electricals and all sorts.
This was to avoid fly tipping, because people knew that they could just hold onto their stuff and on that day it would be taken away. The area didn't have any issues with fly tipping so it seemed to work.
The additional upside was the number of people driving around going "I'll have that" and taking the stuff that would have just gone to the dump anyway to use themselves
mark_b@reddit
My local council will do this (almost) any day of the year. You have to book a couple of weeks in advance, but they will pick up bulky items for free. We still get fly tipping though, I had to report one today.
TooLittleGravitas@reddit
Costs £26 in my area (for up to 3 items, £52 for 4 to 6 items)
jeanettem67@reddit
Glasgow does this - or at least used to do it. I agree with you - one man's trash is another man's treasure. Would make total sense to reduce rubbish going to the tip. (Or recycling centre as they are called now.)
MeltingChocolateAhh@reddit
Down here in the west midlands, people drive about in flat beds with a loud speaker shouting SCRAP METAL. And they make a killing off of it.
I'm not from the west midlands so I was used to people just rocking up to a road and taking whatever scrap they can find on people's driveways or gardens.
newbris@reddit
It isnt put int he garden, it’s put on the grass footpath verge next to the road.
GiveMeCheesecake@reddit
Kerbside shopping day!
ActivitySweet1907@reddit
That's a great idea
HelplessPenguinGod@reddit
Oh yeah, we do that in NZ as well, inorganic collection day, a great day to get rid of any junk lying around. Its how I got my office chairs as well!
I didn't realise it wasn't a think in the UK.
ccccaaaassssssss@reddit
Hard rubbish day!
SparklyRainbowAngel@reddit
Brilliant! Sick of fly tipping.
tokyowatchguy@reddit
Japanese Toilets.
Ok-Dinner1812@reddit
Bidets
Diligent_Craft_1165@reddit
Annual pay reviews where the starting point is inflation+
Better_Farmer_5791@reddit
Minimum wage increases should be ALL WAGES INCREASE. Why it’s not like this baffles me, it’s obvious where it’s going, UBI.
zeddoh@reddit
I’ve worked at three universities (as admin staff) and this was standard for all of them. Thanks unions!!
Silver_Cranberry3036@reddit
No - the reason we do not have this is we’ve had historically very low inflation.
The countries that have that have high inflation and the pay rises always lag - by the time I got my raise, I’ve already been higher and higher prices the entire year.
We definitely do not want that.
Get_Breakfast_Done@reddit
In general having inflation automatically baked into things (eg tax brackets like in the US) would be a good thing
risingscorpia@reddit
Sorry we can only keep that privilege for the triple locked pension 🙃 tax and student loan thresholds will have to stay as they are
rocketshipkiwi@reddit
Wouldn’t that become a positive feedback loop? Wages go up which drives inflation which drives wages up…
peterpib2@reddit
Moved to Belgium - all wages are automatically updated with inflation, called "indexation". It's great. And it should be standard.
sleepyprojectionist@reddit
Our payroll cutoff is on the 13th and no one has even confirmed if we are getting an inflation-based pay rise this year.
Rumour has it that we are getting 3%, but no one is willing to confirm it.
My place is hopeless. I’m not even sure if I’m still on the same secondment I started in July last year. I’m not even sure what my job title or pay band might be. I haven’t had an appraisal this year because my team is so new and life is chaos.
If I don’t get a raise or a promotion this year I am going to lose my shit.
snarkycrumpet@reddit
window insect screens being standard
Realistic-Muffin-165@reddit
Last I checked death by spider wasn't a thing here.
newbris@reddit
I mean death by spider isnt even a thing in Australia and they have screens.
NixyPix@reddit
Someone did die from a spider bite in Aus about 10 years ago.
I was bitten in Australia a couple of years ago. Really ugly bite that gave me a very strong allergic reaction. I thought it was sudden hayfever and took some antihistamines, which it turns out was the best thing I could have done. Spent 19 days on oral and topical antibiotics.
newbris@reddit
Think they died after picking up a secondary infection, not from the venom.
leftmysoulthere74@reddit
But mozzies are.
Dis-Charge@reddit
I’m pretty sure seeing a big-ass spider drop from your car ceiling would cause a crash or two
Formal-Proposal7850@reddit
They also keep out wasps, blue bottles, mozzies, curious squirrels.
When I return to the UK, I am gonna figure out how to add mesh to my windows and doors
ColdShadowKaz@reddit
You can get mesh you can Velcro to your windows. You have to put up the Velcro strips but then you just stick the Velcro to it and it’s fine. I tend to use black because the bugs seem to see it to avoid it better than white where the odd bug will run into it.
Formal-Proposal7850@reddit
God bless you
Realistic-Muffin-165@reddit
Death by squirrel? I'm buying some now.
Speedbird1A@reddit
I don’t mind spiders from afar and appreciate them killing flying insects, but I don’t like them inside, I always try to not kill them and capture and release instead, but if it’s one of those terrifying giant house spiders, doesn’t matter how harmless they are, likelihood is they’re getting the flip flop. It’s a primal level of fear.
snarkycrumpet@reddit
you're only going to know it's now a problem when someone has been killed by the sneaky, leggy bastards.
Ragtime-Rochelle@reddit
There's cracks in everything. That's how the spiders get in.
sfwills@reddit
Right, I was just going to say. Surely windows are not the only way they get in.
SparklyRainbowAngel@reddit
Oh! I need these EVERYWHERE!!
QueenOfTonga@reddit
I hate the flies so much, I bring spiders IN to my house in the summer. Love those guys.
rabbithole-xyz@reddit
And flies. And bugs.
That__Guy__Bob@reddit
Similarly window shutters as well. My brother lives near Barcelona and the one thing like about his apartment is the AC/shutter combo. It also means I can sleep in in the summer
nourthensoul@reddit
I worked in Chile and Argentina, I would love to be able to buy the meat/steak that was available over there. And at the price I paid
aeon_of_strife@reddit
Guns. The amount of red tape I am having to jump though just to rid a few travellers on my land is crazy.
OkSeaworthiness3626@reddit
Proper deli counter in every convenience store that does sandwiches to order as in Ireland. I’m alright for plastic meal deal sandwiches that have been made in a sweatshop thanks
ImWithStupidKL@reddit
The bum gun
flanderings@reddit
Air conditioning. I have no clue why it's not a standard in houses now! We've had disgusting hot summers damn near a decade now, and they drag on longer every year!
Dyalikedagz@reddit
I read this on UK subs all the time and don't get it at all. We get very few days/nights where a fan is not sufficient to keep you cool. My wife and I are far from poor, but it would be an insanely wasteful expense to our eyes, that is utilised only occasionally
Even when it is warm, I only turn the car's air conditioning on when it's seriously roasting. Many people, myself included, find air conditioned environments unpleasant unless totally necessary.
You can shout about the recent 38/39/40 degree days but how many have there actually been over the last 10 years? Even days over 35?
ARealTim@reddit
I tend to agree. I live in Greece and, whilst we have thought about having A/C we have decided not to bother for the reasons you state. That having been said the house in Greece has shutters (which can reflect the sun) and fly screens (so we can have the windows open and not get a house full of bugs). After a trip to the Far East we have decided to get ceiling fans which we hope will provide a bit of low tech cooling for the hottest days.
geeksandlies@reddit
Live in the UK with a south facing house. Frame fitted blinds, heavy curtains, fly screens and ceiling fans, I sleep like a log!!
Hame_Impala@reddit
In the south of England it can definitely be a bit of problem for much of the summer.
The 35C+ days might be rare but if you've, say, got a room that backs onto a sunset it can feel really hot and stuffy at night even when it's been around 25C outside.
Active_Definition_57@reddit
Once it hits 30C I find it almost impossible to keep my flat at a comfortable temperature.
Duoplo@reddit
The summers in the UK are nowhere near hot enough to require air conditioning in every house
HelplessPenguinGod@reddit
Yeah I never understood why heat pumps weren't popular here, apparently more efficient than standard electrical heating, plus the extra option of cooling in summer.
UniquePotato@reddit
Air pumps are becoming more popular, this is just A/C running backwards. Most can also run the other way round as well.
JT_3K@reddit
I’d have been all over the Heat Pump grants, but it was my understanding that the grant wasn’t given if the pump was able to run as aircon?
Cat_Machina@reddit
They really don't.
sparklybeast@reddit
Expense.
dragondrop@reddit
CAFU (Dubai). You have an app. You press a button. A guy comes and fills your car up with petrol whilst it’s at your house.
Also comfort drivers. You drive to the pub. Press a button. A guy comes and drives you in your car home.
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
Is it expensive?
dragondrop@reddit
A little bit more but daily negligible
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
You mean a designated driver?
dragondrop@reddit
Not by what I understand to be a designated driver - like a mate / Dez.. it’s a person you don’t know who meets you and drives you and your car home for a a few
throwawaypopsticks@reddit
Japanese politeness, and toilets.
Not_a_real_ghost@reddit
Japanese politeness is known for being superficial.
8NaanJeremy@reddit
Salarymen used to do that to me on my commute at least a couple of times a week in Osaka.
Eventually I stopped trying to appease the Japanese laws of etiquette and started either shouting 'BAKA' back at them if they caught me off guard.
But mostly, it got easier to read what they were going to attempt to do from a distance, and I would give them a Brock Lesnar-esque shoulder check. One guy went down on the floor. LOL.
MeltingChocolateAhh@reddit
What does Baka mean? And why do people actually do this so much when they don't like you? I have walked past people I don't like many times, I don't shoulder barge them. We just carry on and forget we saw each other. What did these salarymen in Osaka have against you?
8NaanJeremy@reddit
Baka = Idiot
Hard to say what their motivation is, honestly not sure.
Mixture of racism (against any foreigners) and miserableness and self hatred.
A lot of these people are brow beaten and spending most of their life following orders (from their boss, their parents, their wife), it's a tiny bit of rebelliousness that they think they can get away with?
MeltingChocolateAhh@reddit
If they did that here enough though, they would likely get punched. I'm not saying that British people are just that much harder than the Japanese, or that I would beat someone up (catch me on a bad day and I might..) but if I did that to say 50 people, I know what at least one of them would do. And that's generous saying 1 in 50.
8NaanJeremy@reddit
No doubt
Probably why us Brit's are lightning fast with our 'Sorry' after bumping into someone.
Partly politeness. Partly diffusing tension. Partly fear.
LavishnessTiny3621@reddit
This always comes up when someone says that Japanese people are polite. “It’s superficial”
Wait, you think the service people in the UK are being genuine?!? LOL
Not_a_real_ghost@reddit
So "Japanese politeness" shouldn't be a thing then?
If they are just the same level of politeness as any other group of people on this planet, then it shouldn't be touted around as a feature.
LavishnessTiny3621@reddit
That is being so petty.
I hear PLENTY about how Thai people are very friendly (and i agree). But that statement doesn’t mean, say, Swedish people are not friendly too, lol.
Not_a_real_ghost@reddit
Stereotypically, British people are known for their manners. This is why a lot of times, when "Gentleman" is brought up, it's always referred to British men.
My point being, I feel the world has now moved on from just calling Japanese polite because we learn more about them than just "politeness". For example... they are actually worse than the Nazis during WWII in terms of war crimes and atrocities committed.
Taear@reddit
No, but the post is saying "we should get japanese politeness here" when really we've also got superficial politeness in a really similar way
8NaanJeremy@reddit
As someone who has lived in both countries, it is a bit different to that.
Say you buy a custard tart in Japan, the service worker then smiles and says (in Japanese) 'Thank you for shopping at Custard-y Tarto, the home of the egg-iest custard tart'
It sounds rehearsed, robotic, the smile looks painful and painted on. It is unflinchingly polite. But it really lacks any kind of human warmth or genuine-ness.
And that is the kind of service you seem to get, everywhere.
In the UK, you might have a bored teenager sling the tarts at you and say 'There you go, mate' - whilst half checking the football scores on his phone. Or you might have a really nice person who chucks in a personal recommendation 'I always throw some raspberry jam on top, enjoy love!'
In the UK you are at the mercy of mixtures of service levels, but it is always human. I definitely prefer that to the robotic politeness vibe.
MurderBeans@reddit
And their approach to food culture in schools.
SparklyRainbowAngel@reddit
School lunches in Japan look amazing.
the-illogical-logic@reddit
Often they can be odd. I had 'American salad' which was a garden salad with crisps in. Soggy crisps in salad I found not to my liking.
SparklyRainbowAngel@reddit
Oh dear. That does sound awful
michuneo@reddit
Japanese schools! The best ones in the world in creating soulless robots!
IMHO very good example of how easy it is to fall in love with sth (e.g. politeness or order) without realising the downsides…
MurderBeans@reddit
I mentioned food culture.
michuneo@reddit
And I’ve mentioned different cultures, and politeness (original post) - but incredibly grateful for highlighting.
the-illogical-logic@reddit
I find the schools and teachers in the UK generally more oppressive. Especially senior/secondary school compared to junior high. I don't know about high school in Japan though and my experience in either country is obviously limited to personal experience of myself and my kids.
BatmanSwift99@reddit
Japanese everything really, aside from diversity that country shits on the UK for QOL imo
DevouredByLight@reddit
It shits on the UK in diversity too.
I would imagine they probably don't have asinine Palestine marches every weekend, for example.
BatmanSwift99@reddit
You wouldn't really be fully integrated into society like you would in the UK as a foreigner
Not_a_real_ghost@reddit
They don't want you unless you contributed significantly to the society I believe
Not_a_real_ghost@reddit
Japanese society does not care about Palestine because it has little to do with them, nor were they involved in Global politics the way the UK were.
What they do have is hatred and racism towards other Asians. They really aren't that much different.
gipsohobo@reddit
Generally work life balance in the average Japanese work place will be much worse than in Western Europe (and other places i imagine). I work for a Japanese firm and thankfully am not expected to do the same hours as our Tokyo or even Ex Pat counterparts.
BatmanSwift99@reddit
Yea thats a good point I forgot about that
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
This is true. As much as I love where I live, 0 days of leave in the first six months sucks, then 3 days for 6-12 months’s employment, then 7 days for 1-2 years’ employment.
Thank goodness I’ve worked for companies so far that have offered more leave than required by law.
AirConEngineer@reddit
Japanese politeness is a myth in my experience!
wongl888@reddit
This is a win. Upvoted.
2020havoc@reddit
There's an app called DubaiNow, which had all my subscriptions and monthly bills in one place. Insurance, electric, water, wifi, phone bills, car toll account, parking wallet and in some cases rent. Even when all were managed by different companies because their linked to my ID.
Once a month, allI had to do was tick all of them on one "pay all" screen and pay it off using my card. No direct debit, no watching account balance, no surprises, full control.
Also, the UK's obsession with address is antiquated. People move, more so these days. There are at least 10 places where I have to legally update my address. Not cool. You know me, you don't need my address updated. I should only have to do it in one place, say with HMRC. Everyone else can get it from there if they really need it. Just how parking companies get it to send you a fine.
Charlotte_Kilbane@reddit
In Malaysia they have womens only train coaches on the metro. I miss those like I cannot explain :)
DullInflation6@reddit
Australia had free beach barbeques that were a push-button and a hot plate, no cost, under a shelter by the beach, with benches all around. If we didn't live in fear of what the morons would do with them (and had better weather) would be amazing to have here.
newbris@reddit
Yes parks all over Australia have them, near the beach, in the forest, suburban parks. All over the place.
leftmysoulthere74@reddit
Yep, I live in Australia (am British) and two weeks ago we had a birthday party for my teenager at a beach. Just back from the sand dunes is a massive grassed area with BBQs and covered tables with benches. Five seperate ones along that particular stretch of beach. Lots more areas like it up and down the Perth coast. BBQ was spotless when we arrived and we cleaned it when we were done. On really busy weekends when people are waiting to use them there’s a certain etiquette about not hogging them and those grassed areas (suburban parks as well as beach parks) are packed with families. I love this life!
noctenaut@reddit
Oh good lord…. As a Brit living in Colombia - so many things.
All medicines available OTC, I can’t tell you how wonderful it is being able to just go and get what you need for simple things like eczema.
Our main bank here, Bancolombia, has a feature where you can pay by QR code literally everywhere - from a newspaper stand, to a person walking around selling jewellery on the street, to H&M. Literally a 1 minute job to pay. I love it.
The health system, despite its challenges is just much better. In fact, 2 days ago my dentist said I needed a jaw x ray before pulling a tooth. Immediately after that appointment I was given a note as to what I needed to be X rayed, I then went down to the health imaging centre (a place where you can get anything from an X Ray to a CT scan), take a ticket and wait (maximum I’ve ever waited is 31 mins), get called in, get the X ray via email and if you ask, a physical copy too. Cost for the X ray was £11 and my dentist had me back in at 4pm that day. In the last few months I’ve had two root canals, two crowns, a night retainer made, 3 fillings and a scale and polish - all in, about £245.
WhatsApp. Everything here is done by WhatsApp. In 5 years here I’ve never received mail other than our bills. Need to reschedule a dr appointment? WhatsApp. Want to check a stores opening times? WhatsApp. Everything here is more instant, I could never go back to waiting for letters and emails like back home.
The most important to me - our bills. Our bills here are combined into one monthly payment (water, gas, electricity and our version of council tax).
In addition to that - cities here are divided up into things called ‘estratos’, numbered 1-6. They’re based on the socioeconomic status and property prices of the particular neighbourhood/ area - and your utility bills are calculated according to what your estrato is. If you’re in estrato 1 - your bills as minimal, as they’re subsidised by the higher ones, if you’re in estrato 6 (major wealthy) then your bills are higher to subsidise the lower. As an example - I live in estrato 3, in a 2 bed apartment and my monthly utility payment is on average about £45-£65.
I’ll end it this way, when I lived in London, a guy on my street was stabbed - people put up a little memorial with flowers and a candle etc. 2 days later and the candle was stomped on, the glass smashed, and some type of feces smeared on the picture (human or animal, I don’t know).
Meanwhile here, in my town, Envigado, all year long there is a little glass box on my street with Catholic Mary statue, 24hrs a day there are candles lit in there, and people leave change on a little plate inside the box for the church / charities. Not once, have I ever seen it be defaced, or stolen from.
So yeah, I think about all of this every minute of every day, I actually wish so painfully so many British people could stop looking down their noses at countries like this - absolutely statistics tell you a story, but they don’t tell you the more emotional things about a country. I feel safer here than I ever, ever did in London or Coventry. Only when you leave the UK, and travel to many places once deemed ‘3rd world’ - only then do you realise just how bad the UK actually is now.
Specialist-Mud-6650@reddit
How much of this is being rich in a much poorer country though?
noctenaut@reddit
I mean I’m not rich at all - I live in a pretty poor neighbourhood and I earn £500 a month and I would choose it every time over my whole lifestyle back home on £2,850 lol
combustioncactus@reddit
Not disagreeing with you but most dental surgeries in the UK take the x-rays during the appointment, no need to go anywhere else.
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
Same for number 1! Here, I know I have eczema, glaucoma etc. And I’m a responsible human being.
I can walk into a pharmacy and say “please may I have some betamethasone and timolol” and they’ll sell it me. It’s more expensive than seeing the doctor and getting it on universal health, but as a 42-year old I know what I need so it’s nice to be able to just buy what I need directly without making appointments and getting prescriptions.
noctenaut@reddit
I agree completely - like me, you sound pretty competent with health / medicine so being able to take care of your own health more is actually so liberating.
Funny enough, as I write this I’m waiting for a delivery of Betamethasone for my eczema lol.
Where do you live, you’re abroad I assume then?
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
Taiwan. Most everything is available from pharmacists directly apart from controlled medicines like sleeping pills or ADHD medicine.
You’re right, when you have a chronic condition, you just “know” that it’s your eczema or whatever flaring up. And I still make sure I see the doctor every so often to make sure nothing has changed too much.
Dense-Shopping9285@reddit
Turning left on a red!
TheBeastAR@reddit
Lived in Japan for a bit. I'd bring back recycling and second hand shops. Sure we have charity shops and CEX, but their extensive second hand markets puts everywhere else to shame.
Worldly-Editor-2040@reddit
Motorbikes are the road is the primary reason I left Asia and live in the UK instead. Can’t stand the constant noise
JudgeBig2072@reddit
Free Public toilets and well maintained parks (commonplace all over Australia)
goldenhawkes@reddit
Affordable, joined up, publicly owned public transport!
Mike_Mac72@reddit
That’s a cross Europe problem though. I’ve spent a lot of time in Germany and France; urban to urban main routes is pretty good. Rural… non-existent. (Literally none in France).
Ok_Landscape_3958@reddit
Properly built and insulated houses.
Dnny10bns@reddit
Bum gun. 😂
German Beer.
Southern France weather.
Brookiekathy@reddit
Bidet, 7-11's, better public transport? There's some issue many options
Adrian_Shoey@reddit
Aren't 7-11s just a small supermarket? How are they different to a small Tesco or Morrisons?
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
Where I am 7-11s do everything.
You can book train tickets, concert tickets etc and get them printed out.
They have an app so if you need to print something out, you just upload it to the 7-11 app and print it out on the in-store printer for like 6p a page. You can also use it for scanning and get the doc sent to your email.
If you’re at work all day (or whatever), you can get your packages delivered to 7-11 and just pick them up when it’s convenient to you.
Also whenever you get a bill (mobile phone, credit card, water, electricity etc) they give you a barcode on your statement which you can show to the clerk and you can just pay your bills at the counter.
And they’re universally 24/7 so if it’s 2 am on Chinese New Year/Christmas Day and you need a bottle of water, you just pop down and get what you need.
They also function as post offices so you can just go in and send mail.
Another thing is food. They have a lot of ready meals to choose from, and they ask you if you need it heated up. So when you get home at 2 am from a bar and feel peckish, you buy a pasta meal or whatever and they’ll heat it up for you. And since they have tables, you can also eat there before heading home.
And like the Kwik E Mart In the simpsons, they also have squishee machines, ice cream machines, and good coffee services that you can just order and takeaway in minutes.
Adrian_Shoey@reddit
Wait what!? 7-11s are open 24 hours a day? Not, 7 to 11...?
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
Just looked it up and they were indeed open 7am to 11 pm from 1946.
Then they changed to 24/7 service in 1963 but kept the highly recognisable name.
Brookiekathy@reddit
Yeah I didn't get the difference but they can do everything. Hot food cold food (actually decent quality), packages, stamps, bills.
If you ever go to an east Asian country they're the best
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
Where I live, in the 50s, no shopkeeper would issue a receipt because they didn’t want to report their income (and thus pay tax) to the government.
So the government made every receipt a lottery ticket. Consumers started demanding their receipt, forcing business owners to issue receipts for every purchase.
And it’s still done to this day. Every two months, they announce the lottery numbers, and I win around £30 a year.
I once won ~£160 on a single receipt.
And now they’ve adapted and made it electronic too. So you can just get shopkeepers to scan a barcode on your phone, so if you win it automatically processes and you get the winnings in your bank without doing anything.
lost_send_berries@reddit
Objection! If they scan a barcode on your phone, how do you know whether they actually scanned it or not?
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
It shows up on the customer-facing screen. You can see your unique barcode number next to the price.
Holska@reddit
That’s cool, what country is that from?
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
Taiwan.
Immediate-Chapter731@reddit
It exists in Malta, but only since the 90s
zwifter11@reddit
That’s a pretty clever idea as the cost of the lottery prizes are probably less than the lost tax revenue
jeanettem67@reddit
We definitely should get that kind of lottery in the UK!!!
skippergimp@reddit
Octopus cad being basically a payment option in shops.
Think Oyster card but being able to use it to pay for a meal as well as your transport.
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
Taiwan’s version is the same. You can use your easycard for the metro, taxis, convenience stores, department stores, restaurants etc.
When you apply for a bank account/credit card, you can ask for them to issue you a combination debit card/easycard, and the easycard auto tops up when it falls under a certain from that bank account.
Ok-Spite-5454@reddit
Lockers, lockers EVERYWHERE. Especially in shopping areas and train stations like they do in Japan. They are a great quality of life improvement.
TooLittleGravitas@reddit
We used to have that, until they started getting used for bombs.
OriginalMandem@reddit
Yeah and then bombers had to adapt so we still have bombings but not enough bins. Meanwhile other places still have bins and don't get involved in the kind of geopolitical shenanigans that increase bombing risk.
Remote-Ad5853@reddit
always found belfast & other NI towns to have more bins that many English cities strangely enough. Maybe that strat was used less here or GB overreacted
PlatformFeeling8451@reddit
There were at least 7 bomb attacks that specifically used litter bins in London. I don't think it was an overreaction to remove them.
Remote-Ad5853@reddit
You’ve ignored half my point. I said NI may not have faced the same strategy, OR GB overreacted, in accounting for such as (anecdotal) difference.
I didn’t say GB overreacted.
I’m sorry but please learn to read, actually read. I shouldn’t overreact but this thing of people twisting or making it seem like you said something you don’t to debate back is so tiresome and boring.
PlatformFeeling8451@reddit
I didn't ignore your point, I just stated, in my opinion, London removing their bins was not an overreaction, and I gave some context as to why I think that.
No idea why you've jumped straight into insulting my ability to read and comprehend. Seems completely unnecessary.
I didn't twist anything you said either.
Remote-Ad5853@reddit
right, and i didn’t say they did overreact.
so yes, you did choose to twist what i said. Honestly if you want to feel hard or debate if bins was an overreaction, go join a debate club, go to the change my view subreddit, or go find someone who fucking said that.
I’m jumping straight to insulting your ability to read because how can you be presumably outside of primary school and not understand what “OR” means?????????????
Ok-Spite-5454@reddit
I can still find some of them but very rare, so I'm not sure the whole of UK completely got rid of them because of bombs.
OriginalMandem@reddit
Certainly in and around train stations and other major transport hubs. But these days since the advent of the 'walking bomb' they might as well put them back again
RepublicWarm2383@reddit
We don't even have bins in train stations because of this let alone lockers
glynxpttle@reddit
That was great when we had them at train stations, in the 90s I used to work as an IT contractor all over the country, when I had a fairly long wait for the next train somewhere, or needed break on a long journey, I could dump my luggage in a locker at the station and go and explore a town I'd never been to before.
JobAnxious2005@reddit
_IRA have entered the chat _
MobiusNaked@reddit
ISIS - hold my non-alcoholic beer
JobAnxious2005@reddit
Guiness Zero 😉
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
Hi Gerry.
JobAnxious2005@reddit
Oi!
I’m a politician
😉
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
Lord Marbury: “Sorry Gerald.”
Gerald (Leo): “Actually my name is Leo McGarry. I’m the White House chief of staff”
Lord Marbury: “My apologies, I thought you were the butler.”
President Bartlet: “To be fair, for the first six months of my presidency, I also thought he was my butler.”
papayametallica@reddit
I love the little sleeping pods. Marvellous idea
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
Good one! When I first moved here, I was kind of floating about between airbnbs and couch surfing (this was ten years ago).
It was so convenient being able to put my suitcase in a locker for the day at train stations for the equivalent of £1 for the day while I sorted out the next night’s accommodation.
And they seemed so modern. I just needed to put in a passcode or scan a QR code to unlock rather than carry a key around.
Ok-Spite-5454@reddit
Right? I was just in Japan about a month ago and when shopping was getting intense I could just leave my stuff in there and continue to wander about and come back for them when I'm ready to go home. This should be a thing everywhere. Surely in 2026 there would be something to mitigate any security issues it could pose.
trevpr1@reddit
We don't have the weather for scooters.
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
Neither does where I live. 😆
There’s monsoon style rain sometimes. People just put on full body rain cloaks and head out.
yuelaiyuehao@reddit
Been in China 12 years: having power, water, trains etc government owned, keeping American companies (mostly) out, public safety/low antisocial behaviour
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
Can I ask where you live there? I’m going to Shanghai on Saturday for the first time 👀
yuelaiyuehao@reddit
Lived mostly in the north east but also the south for a bit, and visited 20+ different other places. Shanghai is probably the easiest city for tourists so I wouldn't stress or anything, check the subreddits for Shanghai and China travel and you'll find loads of info. Enjoy your trip.
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
Thanks, I’ve done Guangzhou before so I assume Shanghai will be a bit more straightforward.
That_Organization901@reddit
Mine would be an Alipay/Wechat here. Since moving back I’ve missed having everything in one app. It’s a nightmare having to have more than one train app, multiple food apps, broadband, electric, rent, flights, work chats, private chats etc etc etc.
so many apps want to sell my data and take up space on my phone, just have one to harvest from!! Please!! My phone can’t handle all these cookies!!
yuelaiyuehao@reddit
yeah, wechat with mini-apps is way better
Novel-Structure-2359@reddit
Onion and bacon mash pots from Knorr. They are available in Denmark and are awesome. Throw in some sweet chilli sauce and you are golden. It blows my mind that they seem to not sell them anywhere else
Sidestep_Marzipan@reddit
Lived in HK / China. They wear masks if they feel under the weather / sick and it’s a great way to control the spread of sickness. You can tell who to avoid by those that DO wear a mask. Better than everyone coughing and sneezing all over you on public transport IMO…
Scarygirlieuk1@reddit
Citrëon Amis for cities dwellers and young people in rural areas to get around.
Citroën Ami - Quadricycle Électrique Urbain | Citroën FR https://share.google/bwUNwFuUkt8wKbYg6
Express-Ad9716@reddit
Bears in national parks.
Just for shits and giggles really
Pumpytums@reddit
One thing for me would be how motorists treat pedestrians in the US, stopping and giving way etc. In the UK they treat them like Deathrace 2000.
joehighlord@reddit
Japan pays for your commute as standard. That would be very nice.
Plankton-Inevitable@reddit
In the UK that would probably be taken out of your salary lol
narnababy@reddit
Wasn’t there talk a few years back (pre-covid) about introducing something that would make employers have to pay you for your commute? I think that or paying the commute is a bit of a silly idea really because they’re just going to hire people from within an X mile radius rather than the best candidate surely? Maybe offer a set stipend or you get to charge 30 minutes a day to travel idk
apeliott@reddit
The last leg of my commute is on a bus but I prefer to walk as it's just as fast and I still get paid for it.
thecrius@reddit
Fun thing, work insurance covers also the time from when you leave your domicile to go to work, at least in Italy.
Provided that I want to hope the UK is at least equally civilised, why does the insurance recognise that as "work hours" but not my job?
littleboo2theboo@reddit
Same in Netherlands
clrthrn@reddit
Als in some European counties. My NL employer paid me €3 a day to work from home or the train fare to the offices
Not_a_real_ghost@reddit
Scotland does it too.
GrandVizierofAgrabar@reddit
Pretty sure it doesn’t
JayR_97@reddit
Yeah, if companies are going to force people to go back to working in the office, even though they've proven they can work from home just fine, this is what they should be required to do
Federal-Mortgage7490@reddit
The lack of healthy food options when out and about. Went to Blackpool pleasure beach and there were zero remotely healthy options for lunch: Hot Dogs, Burgers, Chips,Candy Floss, Donuts, Waffles. In Japan, there is absolutely decent options whether it be curry rice, bento, don buri, noodles, sure they're not all very healthy but it doesn't leave you feeling sick and has some balance.
Active_Definition_57@reddit
Years ago, I was in Munich for a sporting event. There was a great variety of food options at the stadium, many of them fairly healthy including one where you could assemble your own salad.
Specialist-Mud-6650@reddit
Why do flat blocks in the UK not have these two things centralised like the rest of the planet:
Given how small our flats are, it seems particularly punishing to be forced to have these less good solutions that take up so much space. They're solved problems in other countries.
Spirited-Alarm-9981@reddit
Turning right (or left in our case) on red lights. It just makes sense!
Enough-Moose-5816@reddit
The wherewithal to keep the neighborhood clean and litter free.
Active_Definition_57@reddit
At least 6 points on your licence for any driver throwing litter out of a vehicle.
Jbf89@reddit
Lorries only being allowed to overtake in specific areas. Being stuck behind a lorry overtaking another at 1mph difference is the bane of my 49 mile daily commute.
CareyHickey@reddit
24/7 convenience stores that actually do everything.Not just snacks full meals, bill payments, parcel services, even decent coffee. It’s one of those things you don’t realize you’re missing until you’ve had it.
IamlostlikeZoroIs@reddit
Public transport. Lived in Australia for a couple years and their buses are great. Clean, regular and dirt cheap, they also seemed to be quicker because there are more options for more direct routes.
newbris@reddit
Which city?
IamlostlikeZoroIs@reddit
Sydney
Certain_Car_9984@reddit
I feel like the reason we don't have many of the things mentioned is the UK population's propensity to just fucking ruin any nice public thing we have. Nice new bus shelter? Smashed Newly cleaned roads? Just throw shit everywhere Nice new park bench? Vandalise it immediately
Organic_Armadillo_10@reddit
Decent roads and better phone signal. The UK I would say has the worst in Europe at the least.
ZeroFraks@reddit
Lived in South America a few years. What would I bring back to the UK…
More bicycle and scooter usage for sure… preferably with the extremely cheap insurance too.
Siesta time. Honestly, it makes such a positive change to life. Even a 15 minute nap resets you for the day, think of it as a 15 minute mindfulness. It’s wonderful.
The weather 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Duoplo@reddit
Direct access to specialist doctors. I don't want my time wasted by an overworked gp and told to take paracetamol and wait it out.
I-am-Starlord@reddit
In Australia there are water fountains everywhere - I wish we had that over here.
butt3rflycaught@reddit
I’ve just come back from Malaysia. Why is the phone signal in the UK like 20 years behind? My signal and data worked so much better on Malaysian SIM cards compared to being in the UK. Also the option to use a water gun/bum gun to clean after using the toilet… Using dry toilet paper on its own doesn’t feel as clean.
Japanesereds@reddit
Japanese loo
Pugcuddle@reddit
Power plugs in bathrooms
AubergineParm@reddit
Half & Half for cereal and coffee
Formal-Proposal7850@reddit
These things realistically couldn’t be introduced to the UK but were pretty life changing when I moved to Canada.
And this one could legitimately be introduced tomorrow: 5. Filter coffee in coffee shops. Fuck Americanos
TrialOfTwo@reddit
Can I add EI (Employment Insurance) to your list. Basically a better version of the Dole.
Everyone who is working pays into it and when you find yourself unemployed you can withdraw from it (depending on your income and limited to a $ amount per week).
Formal-Proposal7850@reddit
Yeah EI is pretty great. But the NHS has got Canada beat on the prescription drugs front. No pissing around coordinating insurance and provincial drug plans.
And the UK is 2000% better when it comes to taxes. In so far as, I don’t have to do a tax return filled in with data the government gave me about the tax it took during the year, to be submitted to the government for them to review it and tell me whether or not the government was right in the first place?!?
sophietheadventurer@reddit
24/7 convenience stores e.g. 7/11 (Thailand)
LetTheBloodFlow@reddit
I live in the US and it’s been twenty years, but funeral processions. In the US everyone in the funeral procession puts on their hazards so everyone knows what’s happening and to show some respect. Most of the time there’s also a police escort, paid for as part of the funeral so taxpayer funds aren’t used. Lights on but sirens off, normally three cars, one for the front, one for the rear, and one to block intersections so the whole procession can go through without stopping.
EUskeptik@reddit
I’ve worked in the Netherlands, Denmark, Germany, Spain, plus the USA and Middle East.
I would choose either cheap, convenient and well-integrated public transport as in the Netherlands and Denmark or cheap petrol as in the USA and Middle East.
We have neither of these things in the UK.
-oo-
AtomicMonkeyTheFirst@reddit
From China: ebikes (I know we have them but they're everywhere in China) & an all inclusive apps like wechat or alipay.
Shutters on windows from the continent as well.
dtwatts@reddit
Cheap / capped public transport costs. Here in Australia there’s usually a daily and weekly spending cap. You can travel some serious distances on PT here. NSW for example, the weekly cap is $50 (£25~), which gets you travel across trains, trams, busses and ferries* across the entire state. Last year when I came home for a bit, it cost me just over £100 ($200-) to get a train from London back home! I don’t even spend that in entire month here travelling around the state across the various modes of transport. 1 single journey in the UK was more than a months travel here. Madness
Public transport in the UK is an absolute rip off and in my opinion should be centralised. Transport for England or something similar. Want to get people and the economy moving, then make it easier for people to travel around the country!
newbris@reddit
Here in South East Queensland you can travel 250km for 25 pence.
Sgt_Fox@reddit
Allow for left turns at a red light as though it was a stop sign. You're not crossing lanes and can see traffic coming. Both US and Canada allow right turns at a red light.
newbris@reddit
Tried in my city in Australia and banned for being too dangerous to pedestrians.
No-Mechanic6069@reddit
Bum guns
jsai_ftw@reddit
Australia's mandatory pension saving system is amazing. All employer's have to pay 12% on top of your salary in to a pension account. Doesn't matter what job you do, it's not just a perk for the well paid.
This was introduced in 1992 (at a lower percentage) and now means Australian Government spending on pensions is expected to go down as a percentage of GDP, rather than becoming increasingly crippingly expensive.
newbris@reddit
Yes despite its much smaller population, Australia’s pension pool will be the second largest in the world in the next 5-7 years.
Plane-Physics2653@reddit
As someone who grew up in a country where motorbikes and mopeds are the most common means of transport and are an absolute menace-no no no no no.
As someone who lives in a northern British town where kids seriously endanger themselves and others by riding motorbikes on walk/bicycle only paths where children usually only need light supervision -no no no no no.
Spoke to the police. They can't gate off these paths as that would prevent access by mobility scooters.
Bombcrater@reddit
Scooter rider here.
I pains me they're so rare in the UK, because scooters are amazing. To me they're the closest thing you can get to a personal teleporter. And getting 100+ mpg and being able to fill the tank for less than £10 even at today's prices feels like using a real world cheat code.
Rain is not a huge problem for me personally, good gear and a touring windscreen help a lot. Where I live (western Scotland) wind is a much bigger problem, as are the asteroid impact sites we call 'potholes'.
Unfortunately, the biggest factor holding back scooter adoption in Britain is the stupendously insane licencing system that makes it harder to get a licence for a 125cc scooter than a three-ton Range Rover.
Frugal500@reddit
Being allowed to make a left turn if the traffic light is red and it’s clear.
newbris@reddit
Tried that here in my city in Australia and was cancelled due to being too dangerous for pedestrians.
vaskopopa@reddit
Right turn on red (or left turn in UK)
This is from USA and it makes so much sense. If you are joining in to the traffic turning left, if the road is clear you don’t need to wait for green light. Just go.
newbris@reddit
Tried that here in my city in Australia and was cancelled due to being too dangerous for pedestrians.
CharacterSeat8603@reddit
From America turning right on a red (obviously transposed)
newbris@reddit
Tried that here in my city in Australia and was cancelled due to being too dangerous for pedestrians.
JBSven@reddit
Not destroying public loos.
NZ ruined me for just basic expectations that public loos were clean and kept tidy.
There was obviously one or bad ones but holy fuck, I found a loo nearly 70km from the nearest town or road and it was spotless.
newbris@reddit
I found one on the fringe of the Australian outback desert that was immaculate. Was bizarre.
Hot_Growth_9643@reddit
Turning left on a red light
newbris@reddit
Tried that here in Australia and was cancelled due to being too dangerous for pedestrians.
keratinisednumb@reddit
A single switch by the door that turns out all the lights that are on when you leave. Morocco
Enough-Rent-922@reddit
Good, smart fashion as everyday clothing.
It's so depressing going abroad and seeing how well dressed everyone is, young and old, and how cheap and available smart clothing is only to come back to the UK and be greated by a sea of tracksuits and joggers. I'm not saying tracksuits don't have their place, but we dress so awfully compared with our European neighbours.
Budget-Document-5501@reddit
the house buying process from Canada (or similar). viewed, offered, negotiated, accepted, surveyed and moved in all within 30 days.
MteQmcC@reddit
Working Sewers to Scotland
Able_Wedding_6681@reddit
Bidet. Hands down
jadenoodle@reddit
Not thinking we still have an empire and need to get involved in every major conflict and spend taxpayer money trying to be the world's policeman.
MPD1987@reddit
Air conditioning!
haomafan@reddit
Clean public toilets in every tube station (❤️Taiwan).
PedanticRedhead@reddit
The sunshine 😭
DozyDrake@reddit
Washing machine in the bathroom, it just makes sense
Wooshsplash@reddit
Start work earlier, finish earlier. Maybe go to work in the dark but come home with daylight. Longer lunches. Everywhere I have worked overseas thinks our 30-45 min lunches are crazy. Smart toilets.
MokausiLietuviu@reddit
That sounds pretty awful frankly. Probably bad for you to to have to screw up your circadian rhythm like that too.
loaferuk123@reddit
Where in the world starts earlier, has a longer lunch, and finishes earlier?
Wooshsplash@reddit
They're not all mutual.
PublixEnemynumberone@reddit
Munchkin Land?!
OriginalMandem@reddit
In the mid 90s I lived in Italy and back then it was fairly much standard practise to start work at 9, work til 12 or 1pm then 'lunch' would last right though til 5pm then back to work til 8pm or sometimes 9 in summer. People would still be out socialising til 2 or 3am on regular weeknights. I seem to remember that school hours were a bit earlier which meant it was easier for parents to see their kids/drop them off on the way to work.
It seemed to work really well and particularly during the hotter months. A decent chunk of time to spend at home with family and a good work life balance. The main downside was all the shops including supermarkets and department stores were closed in the afternoons but you got used to that fairly quickly.
loaferuk123@reddit
An excellent alternative, but not one where you start earlier, have a longer lunch and finish earlier!
zwifter11@reddit
I think people eating their sad looking lunch box at their desk and never leaving, is a crazy existence.
zwifter11@reddit
I think people eating their sad looking lunch box at their desk and never leaving, is a crazy existence.
shaneo632@reddit
I would hate a longer lunch if it was mandatory - anything over an hour feels like a massive waste to me that I could spend at home doing things I actually enjoy.
When I worked in an office I often just took 30 minutes so I could beat the 5pm tube rush home.
tomgrouch@reddit
Same, I'd rather a short lunch and an earlier finish
sparklybeast@reddit
Urgh, no thanks. Speaking as a night owl, 9 is plenty early enough.
marquoth_@reddit
Same. I have a 9-5 these days but the only job I ever has that suited my body clock was bar work.
OriginalMandem@reddit
Same. Although I did once have a night shift on the network security helpdesk for a finance company in the City that was awesome. 12 hour shifts 7pm to 7am, 3 on 4 off or 4 on 3 off, alternating weeks. I'd usually wake up mid afternoon. Never tired, never stressed, never late, and commuting took literally half as long. Punctuality was an issue during rat race hours a) because I was fighting my own body clock and b) the congestion and delays was always far worse. And a nice bonus it paid £2k more a year than the same job on the regular day shifts. I was absolutely gutted when they decided to cut that position and have someone in either USA or APAC offices handle the European out of hours calls. Customers hated it too as our team spoke 8 euro languages fluently whereas the US office could only muster patchy Spanish and AsiaPac office had one French speaker but they had a heavy Vietnamese accent and weren't always on shift.
CrossCityLine@reddit
I’m completely flexible on my working hours so I do 6am-2pm and it’s ace. Practically feels like you’re working half days.
scaratzu@reddit
Hard to pick one. Building houses near things (or things near houses). Insulated homes. Underfloor heating as standard. Public transport. Feeling welcome in places of businesses, e.g. to sit down in a shop, cafes being kept clean. Businesses being open throughout the day, even on sunday. Streetlights, paved surfaces, even on pedestrian routes which are not alongside roads. Bike lanes. Accessible nature (public transport goes there, and there are paths/steps/lighting). Neighbourhoods with social interactions being the norm, not a rare surprise. Seating outside shops/cafes/restaurants rather than carparks. Mixer taps as standard, no burning/freezing hands.
Adorable-Lack-3578@reddit
Taco trucks.
CiTrus007@reddit
A proper Pilsner lager. I don’t know why but when I get it in the UK the taste is a little off.
HotPen8582@reddit
I lived in Singapore , so the cane and the death penalty
Famous_Taste1216@reddit
Pies in petrol stations
sara61wilson@reddit
Bottle and can recycling at every major supermarket in exchange for money.
Fresh orange/pineapple juice machine at every major supermarket
More outdoor seating even if it’s only between May and early September
Better use of outdoor areas. I see so much wasted potential - just grass and tarmac
UniquePotato@reddit
Morrisons trialled freshly squeezed orange juice in some stores. Complete flop, too expensive and the machines needed constant repairs and cleaning
Rough_Wear_882@reddit
Yeah the one near me has one and it’s gross
ceelo_purple@reddit
They do fresh squeezed OJ in the big Lidl.
Grouchy_Conclusion45@reddit
The first one I hope never happens, absolutely hate being the governments little bottle seed when I have a recycling bin at home.
I think it's the one thing I hate most about the Netherlands, the idea in general but also that the machines are usually filthy and you always get people bin raking fir containers
griffaliff@reddit
I found this in Germany too, they were often incredibly smelly but it did work.
Grouchy_Conclusion45@reddit
50/50 for me, I do recall once in Ireland though that none of the machines in the village worked and after almost 2 hours walking around trying to find one, I had to give up and go home. Was livid, such an incredible waste of time
peterpib2@reddit
Fresh pineapple! Where's this? Here in Belgium we get orange usually and sometimes pomegranate.
sara61wilson@reddit
I think it was Brazil
LittleSadRufus@reddit
In Brazil you can get fresh squeezed beetroot juice, carrot juice, cashew juice etc on demand in a suco shop. Absolute heaven
xEternal-Blue@reddit
I don't understand why we haven't had a recycling scheme for so long.
I remember the first time I saw it in the US. I thought it was an amazing idea. I didn't know they were rolling something out here in Oct 27 so I'm glad you mentioned it.
Trivius@reddit
Chicken salt
Sonchay@reddit
Shops and cafés being open on Sunday and until late at night every day
Bumble072@reddit
Nah give shop workers a rest.
Low-Republic-4145@reddit
Yeah because shops exist for the convenience of the shop workers not for the poor bloody customer.
Bumble072@reddit
Slow clap.
amlamba@reddit
There are a whole bunch of kids in uni who want work but can't find any because shops prefer full time workers who are available all day everyday. Being open late means more work hours available for the desperate.
Bumble072@reddit
You clearly have never worked with students and young staff.
amlamba@reddit
I have been that student and young staff.
Bumble072@reddit
So have I and Ive also been a supervisor and manager. While half of young workers are great, the other half are unreliable and dont like working weekends and nights. Hence why most retail positions these days are filled by average age staff who are more flexible.
amlamba@reddit
Wouldn't being open weekends and nights be open mean more hours for the good half?
Every fast food or retail job I ever had had people who were great, everyone knew they were great. They'd be the first to get any hours that opened up, but there just weren't the hours to give to them. And I know for a fact this wasn't the manager lying about hours.
Bumble072@reddit
Retail in 2026 is about using the least staff, for the most hours. Which in itself is pretty stupid because if one staff falls sick then the whole rota falls apart, but what would happen with late night openings (which I did for 11 years) is the older staff normally do it because you can get a lot of drunk customers, general troublemakers /shoplifters during a later shift and - at least from my region and my experience young staff just didnt want to work those hours due to that and when they did were lazy and unreliable.
amlamba@reddit
Retail in 2026 is just sad, stupid and depressing.
Bumble072@reddit
It is and that is why I’ll never return to it.
Noakesy97@reddit
In Switzerland a lot of cubicles had a soap dispenser so you could wipe down the toilet seat. I think about it a lot
Beginning-Poet-2991@reddit
Affordable trains!
Beginning-Poet-2991@reddit
And no inheritance tax on property from parents or grandparents.
DarkLordDownThere@reddit
Direct democracy from Switzerland
callumrulz09@reddit
I lived in Gibraltar as a teenager and I think kids would love to have half days at school for the last month of summer term and the first month or so of the autumn term.
Also lived in Hong Kong and having internet access on the tube would be awesome.
TheEnglishNorwegian@reddit
Two things, one is the "pant" recycling system for bottles and cans. It's excellent and very straightforward. Basically there's a rental cost on bottles and cans, you pop them into a machine at the supermarket or wherever when done (either just one, or many at a time) and you can get that money back as a voucher to go and use. Or you can donate the money and gamble it on a lottery.
The second is the digital ID system (BankID) used here. But I expect the usual voices to throw a shit fit at the mere concept of this being mentioned.
Chucklebean@reddit
I was going to champion the digital ID (MitID) as well. It is so convienent. Same number for tax, library card, doctors appointment, any and all systems. And the add-ons of the connection to your bank account (nemkonto) for things like mobile pay and quick transfers.
Enaura193@reddit
Japan’s vending machine culture
apeliott@reddit
Unfortunately they are in decline recently.
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
Agreed. It’s not that anywhere else has particularly bad vending machines.
But in Japan, you can get a hot coffee at like 5 if that’s what you desire and pay for it however you desire, cash, QR, card.
And they’re also just everyone. Driving around rural countryside in Okinawa for instance.
citygent1911@reddit
I'm in the UK and I wish motorcycling was safer here. I always wanted a bike when I was younger, but when I got married it was a firm NO from the boss. Her ex boyfriend came off his bike a few times and she was mentally scarred!
I would love it to be like the far East where there are more bikes than cars!
Pan-tang@reddit
In Canada, every single restaurant must have a toilet for public use. Every one. So, because there are so many, they don't get used too much and everyone knows where they can go if caught short. It's a great system.
SwimParticular3070@reddit
24-hour convenience store, they are so handy in Japan and China. Great food selection and good coffee as well.
Too bad we have trouble even keeping a Tesco running past 4pm on a Sunday evening.
Honey-Badger@reddit
In Canada its the norm for a restaurant, bar, whatever to bring each person at the table an individual bill for what they ordered (they will split the bill if you share a bottle of wine or something). Like you could have a table of 6 and 4 could drink wine, 2 could have beers and you could share food and the wine drinkers will have 1/4 of the wine costs, the beer drinkers will be billed for their pints and the food will be divided evenly. Makes waiter in the UK look lazy in comparison.
Whole_Necessary2040@reddit
Hawker centres! Cheap yummy food
fblthpthewise@reddit
Good coffee after 4 pm.
Big_Eye_7530@reddit
Manners from Canada would be nice
pip_goes_pop@reddit
I know it's difficult to make space for them retrospectively, but proper cycling infrastructure.
When I spent time in Denmark I was amazed that it wasn't just the town and city centres that have dedicated lanes, but also much longer country roads. It's not just a crappy painted line where you hope for the best either, but a seperate lane with a different surface (and for the country roads often seperated by a few feet of greenery).
I have a bike but don't really use it as I don't feel safe sharing the roads with cars.
TermPsychological358@reddit
It's not just cycling infrastructure like roads, it's also about the practicality of your bike at the destination. In Beijing there were bikes for hire on every street corner for £0.12 per 30 minutes. You didn't have to think about the security of your bike. Or you could use a bike for first and last kilometre travel, connecting to the metro.
I do occasionally cycle in London, but I don't have somewhere safe to store my bike when out running errands, we don't have any bike hire schemes in my part of London, and if I were going to somewhere they do have them, well I'd have hit my Tfl cap for the day already and I'm not inclined to pay extra to cycle when a bus is perfectly fine. So it all adds up to me not cycling as much as I'd like to.
zwifter11@reddit
Another difference is the behaviour and culture towards other people. In the Netherlands they treat other road users with care.
Cheese_Dinosaur@reddit
Those bins in New York where you get a few cents for so many cans or plastic bottles. Bloody brilliant idea!
cyanotypedd@reddit
Widely available community saunas a la Finland.
60022151@reddit
I live in New Zealand. So, I’d abolish council tax for those who are renting, and just charge land tax for those who own.
FiveYardFaded@reddit
I hate mopeds. The noise is awful and they are seemingly driven by people with a death wish.
DonSergio7@reddit
In e.g. China the vast majority of mopeds are electric. Now, they may come with some downsides, but you can neither smell nor hear them.
Codders94@reddit
They’re pretty quiet if you don’t put a stupid exhaust on them
Remote-Ad5853@reddit
aren’t two strokes just inherently more noisy
ctesibius@reddit
Mopeds don’t have to be two-strokes.
Codders94@reddit
Higher pitched, not sure whether they’re actually loud to be honest!
As standard, newer 2 stroke mopeds won’t come with an exhaust that has a whacking great big expansion chamber and no wadding. They’ll come with some big ugly monstrosity which will be fairly quiet by comparison.
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
Just like cars
_______someone@reddit
It's OK to have family visit and stay over...
AussieManc@reddit
Drop Bears
MapOfIllHealth@reddit
I’d bring the birdlife from Australia. I love sitting in my garden and listening/watching the cockatoos, kookaburras, king parrots and whatever else comes to visit. It’s taken me a while to identify but I’ve even had a couple of female bowerbirds visiting this summer.
And the look on my son’s face recently when he hand fed a local kind parrot for the first time was just beautiful. I’d really miss the simple joy they bring each day.
plentyofizzinthezee@reddit
This may happen sooner than everyone thinks thanks to DJT, Asia is warmer than the UK but fuck me does it rain.
7 months a year this is a great solution.
ElGueroPerdido80@reddit
Mexico: A tortilla press and a molcajete
Hefty_Tip7383@reddit
Polish girls
flippakitten@reddit
Free parking at beaches/forests/parks/hikes.
DontTellHimPike1234@reddit
The Japanese sense of civic pride. I lived in Japan for a while and it always struck me how well maintained and presentable everything was. Little things like brushing down the street outside their homes, makingnsire their homes were well maintained or regular community clean ups. Don't get me wrong, like every society there is a wide variance and I found some less than salubrious areas, but for the most part, I think we could do with a little more of that.
Onor0@reddit
Deutschlandticket from Germany. It’s just progress.
ARealTim@reddit
I live in Greece most of the time and two unrelated things spring to mind:
You can by most medicines over the counter without a prescription which can be very handy and means fewer trips to the doctor.
In my house the 'fuse box' (with all the circuit-breakers in) is in a convenient place in the hall with a nice little clear cover so if there are any problems you can instantly see what's tripped. You can also use the circuit-breakers to turn off stuff like the heating, hot water, etc and leave everything else going. Much better than crawling around under the stairs or in a cupboard...
Sweet-Economics-5553@reddit
Bum hose. So much more hygienic than using paper.
Jagermeister_UK@reddit
Japanese toilets. First time you use them you feel violated, but after that, nothing else will do
Cobbdouglas55@reddit
Personal ID
Daninsg@reddit
A collectivist society that (mostly) respects each other and the environment around them.
BigFluffyBollard@reddit
Bum guns innit 🔫
Mediocre_earthlings@reddit
I installed one of these in our toilet recently, game changer!
drivelhead@reddit
Bang! And the dirt is gone.
Mediocre_earthlings@reddit
Skoosh, and the dirt is gone!
BigFluffyBollard@reddit
I still live in SEA, but if I ever leave I'll be taking one with me.
Mediocre_earthlings@reddit
I got one here for 80 quid, sold widely.
kiradotee@reddit
Great British Deutschland-Ticket. For £55 you can travel on local AND national transport (except fast trains). And that's a monthly price. In the UK you'll spend more than £55 just for one single ticket.
kiradotee@reddit
Foreign investors not being allowed to buy up property. Only citizens.
nonotthereta@reddit
Cheap, healthy, ubiquitous street food.
marquoth_@reddit
Where has that?
nonotthereta@reddit
SE Asia.
DullInflation6@reddit
Lived in Indonesia for three years, food may have been cheap and healthy in content but such poor hygiene standards that "healthy" all-round is a bit of a stretch!
nonotthereta@reddit
I don't think I ever got ill from Malaysian stalls, so I'll import it from there :)
DullInflation6@reddit
Saw so many "bakso" sellers with their plastic-looking meatballs all day in their little glass cases on their bike in the tropical sun, plus many reports of findings of formaldehyde in those sellers' food, plus other stories and experiences.
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
Japan, Malaysia, Taiwan, China.
In a lot of these countries, apartments don’t even come with kitchens because eating out (whether in proper restaurants or markets) is so much cheaper.
In theory, it makes sense that one establishment making meals for dozens of people would be cheaper than one person buying groceries for themself and cooking solo would be.
In ten years of living out here, I’ve never rented a flat with a kitchen.
To be specific, a sit-down restaurant meal with local food costs about £4-5 per person, a “fancy” western bistro is about £10 per person, and a takeaway (fried rice or noodles or some similarly simple) from a night market is around £2 (not ideal for every day unless you’re on a budget and/or want diarrhoea but fine once in a while).
papayametallica@reddit
The last point helped with my diet
Sburns85@reddit
Crime. Motorcycle and bike crime is Europe is half that of the uk.
D0wnb0at@reddit
Pfand. You pay a small deposit on bottles and get the money back when you return them. I think it helps that the beer out there isn’t taxed as much as here so you buy a crate of bottled beer super cheap and then they give you some money back when you return them to buy more. Feels like an infinite money glitch but really you are just getting back what you overpaid for them.
People won’t throw glass bottles in street bins either, they will put them next to the bin and homeless people will collect them and get the money back for them.
Helps recycling, less plastic, it’s just a great system.
IntrepidMaybe8579@reddit
A reason for work ethic
Fit_Peanut_8801@reddit
From South Korea - underfloor heating.
And our monthly water bills were about £5....
MediumAutomatic2307@reddit
Having lived in Switzerland, it would be the mix of residential, social and culture in a city centre and late night cafe culture.
Albannach02@reddit
Smaller plugs: the UK has these clunky great relics from the time when "upgrading" from the slightly less clunky round-pin plugs seemed like a good idea. Every electrical item - even the small ones , like digital scales - has to be anchored to a great big fusebox. Almost everywhere else in Europe (no, not you, Irish and Cretan citizens) has neater, simpler connections.
itshanito@reddit
Having lived in South Korea - buttons on tables to call waiters
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
Similarly, just being able to directly put your hand up rather than awkwardly try to make eye contact with a British waiter/ress while pretending that’s not what you were doing.
Vladamir_pootinn@reddit
You know we have moped and motorbikes here already?
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
No because I’m an idiot and thought those people were riding a weird version of a broomstick.
Equivalent-Pop8045@reddit
In Spain they have traffic lights that change to red if you’re speeding. Inconveniences you immediately for breaking the speed limit. Several sets through villages.
droneupuk@reddit
From the US I'd bring window screens.
toadcat315@reddit
Screens on the windows/doors to keep insects out, and windows that open all the way for air flow. Ceiling fans. Insulation to keep houses cooler during the summer.
ThatNegro98@reddit
Just went to Prague and the tram system is excellent imo. Very efficient for city travel
decker_42@reddit
Wet toilets. Much more hygienic, plesent to the ass, and if you go Japan / Korea style you get a nice warm breeze to dry you off.
Plugged_in_Baby@reddit
Bottle deposits.
Veenkoira00@reddit
Dishes drying cupboard above the sink (from Finland. Don't get the stupid Ikea imitation – it doesn't work as well.)
SuperHansDunYourMum@reddit
Waste of cupboard space and they drip water all over the area around the sink.
Veenkoira00@reddit
In that case the measurements of the sink cum draining board don't match the cupboard.
jeanettem67@reddit
You can make them match? I've never seen a draining cupboard in Sweden that was wider than the sink.
jeanettem67@reddit
"drip water all over the area around the sink" That's the whole point. You either mop the water around your sink or underneath your drying rack. Sink is easier.
jeanettem67@reddit
😂 Just posted the same (from Swedish point of view) but couldn't find another photo quickly so posted this https://www.ikea.com/es/en/p/utrusta-dish-drainer-for-wall-cabinet-20204614/ 🤣
Dyalikedagz@reddit
But I've got a window in front of the sink? Don't most people also have that?
jeanettem67@reddit
In the UK the reason why the sinks are in front of a windows is for the mothers to be able to watch after their kids. The way back when. Or so I was told by my parents. Scandinavian countries are safer as they never felt the need to do the same?
Veenkoira00@reddit
No, (not in Nordics at least) as it's a stupid design feature – where the f you meant to install the draining cupboard if you build the kitchen like that ?! 😁
Veenkoira00@reddit
Actually, you could get the IKEA as it has a bottom.
Flat_News_2000@reddit
Dang I would love that. I just have a basically useless tiny cabinet there instead.
zwifter11@reddit
I saw this in an apartment in Italy… a cupboard above the sink with a grille on its bottom side. Plates would nicely slide into the grille to stand up.
dackyprice@reddit
Bum. Gun.
Bum gun.
Bumgun.
Fwoggie2@reddit
Germany only allows shops larger than your average corner shop to open four Sundays a year. The rest of the year it’s tough shit or go visit them at major transport hubs as those are exempt. It sounds really inconvenient and was for me at first but you soon adapt and you wouldn’t believe the impact it has on traffic
Select-Band007@reddit
Later access to Essential services such as doctors ( GPS) and dental. Yes I know the limitations and working environment but other countries can provide these services later in the evening at a reasonable additional cost.
PopTrogdors@reddit
Manners. People really suck here sometimes. I know it's better than some places but people really only care about themselves.
ufos1111@reddit
Legal cannabis.
WanderWithMe@reddit
In Brazil and a couple of other Latin American countries, I loved how the sugar content on food packaging nutrition was separated into natural sugar and added sugar.
I don't buy some foods in the UK because I don't know how much of the sugar is added. I contacted Soreen about their Malt Loaf for example, but never heard back.
Strange_Brilliant654@reddit
Cheese scraper from Norway or a bumgun from the UAE. Anyone that lived in these places knows what I mean 😄
Orchio91@reddit
After asia, bum guns. You wouldn’t clean sh*t off your arm with a dry bit of tissue, so they make sense and we’d go through a lot less paper.
After Australia, covered public picnic benches. Why are ours so anti social, god forbid people actually have a nice time in a public space.
Reallyboringname2@reddit
Bullet trains
TremorThief12@reddit
I lived in Spain and having communal bins / skips on the street to throw trash away instead of waiting two weeks for it to be collected was amazing.
Bitbury@reddit
Drinks markets. Go and get a crate of whatever drink, put the empties back in the crate, return it for the deposit money.
Apparently this scheme is set to launch in the UK in 2027, but it’s been standard in Germany for decades.
Some drinks markets will stock your event at a local hire venue, then when it’s done they’ll come and collect the crates, and refund you the cost of anything you didn’t use.
RedactedStatement89@reddit
Italy..... Italian women. No contest
Ceylonese_technocrat@reddit
in Sri Lanka, you can simply channel (contact with a fee) a specialist doctor and go visit him or her, anytime, at your convenience.
its a headache to be seen by a specialist in the UK, and it was quite a shock when I first came over here that you couldn't simply go and see a specialist
PennyBunPudding@reddit
The culture of it'll be done when it's done
Prefect_99@reddit
The Thai bum gun. Nothing beats pressure washing your anus clean.
Or twisty top bottles from Down Under.
TweakUnwanted@reddit
Sun.
scottie10014@reddit
30 year fixed rate mortgages and the notion of refinancing when advantageous vs being forced to when your mortgage term expires. The notion of energy independence. Less red tape for business.
emitime2@reddit
Having spent a good deal of time in North America, it has always puzzled me why over-the-hob microwaves are not available in the UK. They have extractor fans built into the bottom, so replace the job of the extractor fan that all IK kitchens have, while freeing up all that space on the counter. I guess this is a safety standards issue, but experience of these appliances in other parts of the world should surely mean it could be an option for a IK kitchen build, even if an expensive one.
sir_luciferek@reddit
Proper BAKED GOODS, cakes especially. I find it really strange when I go to a bakery here compared to countries like Poland.
drivingagermanwhip@reddit
I lived in Germany for a bit and I want the electronic shutters and the tilting windows
rocketshipkiwi@reddit
German tilting windows are awesome! You can leave them open without the rain coming in or security problems.
drivingagermanwhip@reddit
you can but I can't afford to replace my windows and the numpties who lived here before me installed windows with tiny openings
MelodicAd2213@reddit
Tilt and turn windows are available in uk
SaltyName8341@reddit
You can get tilting windows in the UK my parents have had them since the 90s.
aleximoso@reddit
Clean and free to use public toilets literally everywhere. Bangkok is my shining example point of reference for this vs years of growing up and living in London. Why does it have to be this way London?
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
I heartily agree. I was in the UK for month in February and it was so difficult to “splash my boots” anywhere outside of relatives’ homes.
Where I’m living, every metro station has plenty of facilités but there are also just public toilets in every single convenice store and, IDK, random places.
orthomonas@reddit
Bonus, cue up the shocked Pikachu face of councils dealing with public urination.
sir_luciferek@reddit
Air conditioning!
Top_Independence4067@reddit
BUM GUNS.
MelodicAd2213@reddit
I lived in Germany, efficient and timely public transport where you can buy a card annually to receive a 50% discount on all rail fares.
orthomonas@reddit
Air conditioning in August
deletethewife@reddit
Ad blue pumps
Regular_Bike1437@reddit
Japanese toilets
BeKind321@reddit
Bikes are presumably more popular in Asia as it’s warmer and cheap to get around, I also assume your bike won’t be stolen like it will be in the uk?
bitofrock@reddit
More community activities for free... Like music in the park. Not big mega things. Just stuff designed for 500 people.
montoya4567@reddit
Yes, here in France we pay a deposit, held by the public servant notaire, if you back out for no reason you lose it, but if, say, finance falls through for some reason, you're entitled to it back. Likewise if tge vendor withdraws for no re, they owe you. No gazumping, no chains, no last minute lowballing. You sign an early contract, an agreement of sale, then when all the paperwork has been dealt with, you sign the act of sale. The English system is insane in comparison.
owzleee@reddit
Mate from Argentina. It’s quite strong and bitter but that’s how most of my family (and I) drink our tea.
Unable_Efficiency_98@reddit
Lived on Zakynthos for a year and definitely wee motorbikes/ mopeds for getting about. There’s loads more space on the road when it’s just wee bikes everywhere.
The_Full_Monty1@reddit
Bidets
BadMachine@reddit
yes, bidets and under-floor heating
Not_a_real_ghost@reddit
Underfloor heating is pretty common for new builds now. I wonder if this is something also suitable for UK houses.
SaltyName8341@reddit
Underfloor heating is a pretty common upgrade
Forsaken-Ebb5088@reddit
Excuse me! I like my bum perfectly rusty! Like fond from a pan.
BunnyReign@reddit
Oh yes, feels so much cleaner
Amonette2012@reddit
USA - garberators. I still absent-mindedly throw leftovers in the sink!
Mcdhibs@reddit
In Turkey you insure the car not the driver so as long as the driver has a valid license they car drive any car thats insured.
Jazmento@reddit
Lived in South Africa, the sun.
TheRiddlerTHFC@reddit
You clearly haven't dealt with the Lime Bike epidemic
boganvegan@reddit
In many US states if a business provides public toilets it must also provide a drinking fountain. That's a rule we could do with in the UK. When traveling by air in the US it saves me a noticeable amount of money being able to easily fill up a water bottle rather than paying for a plastic bottle of water. Not to mention the waste of plastic.
rocketshipkiwi@reddit
Nicer weather
UnclePeter1976@reddit
MRT from Singapore, cheap, air-conditioning and reliable
Ruskinpark@reddit
The Shataff aka bum gun
fergie@reddit
A lack of deeply ingrained feudalism
Secret-Coast5471@reddit
Where I lived in Spain that had a separate bit of road separated by a kerb from the actual road which was for bikes
wearezombie@reddit
Concerts were so much easier to deal with when I lived in Japan. I left 7 years ago and I think the system has changed post-covid and with new scalping rules, though, so not sure if this still applies.
Tickets were done with a lottery system, with fan club members given first dibs (sometimes even a hierarchy within the fan club, with premium members or longer term members getting first dibs vs recently joined members) then general lottery entrants. Only once the lottery tickets have been doled out did they go out for general sale.
Prices were announced before the show and stayed that price.
All tickets were randomly given an entry number, so you didn’t get this silly camping that’s become trendy now. It’s luck of the draw and you accept what you get or trade until you get what you want. Then you show up at door open time and they shout “customer A1! Customer A2!” Until the A group (VIP, fan club) are in. Then “customer B1! Customer b2!” until the general ticket holders are in.
Much better than fighting Ticketmaster to even get a chance of paying a price you don’t know until you get through!
Butrint_o@reddit
Affordable AC. My house in London becomes an oven in the Summer and AC here is so expensive compared to places like East/SE Asia
feli468@reddit
Drying cupboards (Finland, and it may be also more of the Nordics as well, I don't know). The cupboard above the sink has drying racks instead of shelves, and no bottom, so things drain into the sink. Search for Astiankuivauskaappi to see a picture.
leclercwitch@reddit
I live in Leeds and I’ve been to Paris and Milan recently. I want that fucking tram system. Please. I beg. Our buses are so crap and were the biggest city in Europe without a mass transit system. Our trams haven’t run since the 50s.
ecapapollag@reddit
I want trams in all UK cities. I've used Sheffield, Manchester, Paris, Prague, Bratislava and Toronto. Why can't London, Leeds, Cardiff, Glasgow and even my hometown Southend bring in trams?
Croydon's doesn't count, it's too short.
zwifter11@reddit
Leeds is the biggest city in Europe without a subway or tram
Draigdwi@reddit
Wider roads.
TomVonServo@reddit
Home buying like the U.S. system. Estate agents and title companies handle all the paperwork—unlike here where your estate agent gets a % of the sale for showing the place for 5 minutes and sending two emails. And you’re under contract the moment an offer is accepted—no last-minute backing out without recompense.
When I sold my house there it was 28 days of trouble-free process before I handed the keys over. Took me 6 months to buy my home here (without a chain!).
Sammeeeeeee@reddit
Bidet's
cdew77@reddit
Luxembourg’s minimum wage.
SheffDus@reddit
Bottle deposits as standard.
Tilting windows
Windows that open inward so you can actually clean them instead of having Dave the window cleaner nosying in.
thiagogaith@reddit
Public water fountains and free clean public toilets in all corners of the country.
oli_ramsay@reddit
Sunshine
UselessDood@reddit
Bathrooms where the entire room is designed to handle getting wet.
zwifter11@reddit
Table service in bars and pubs.
I absolutely hate queuing up 5 deep at a bar, only for the barmaid to serve the wrong person first. It genuinely puts me off going to pubs.
mobxrules@reddit
The idea that you should throw your trash in a bin instead of on the ground would be a good thing to bring back, apparently most of the UK never learned that.
Politicub@reddit
Good in-store bakeries, with the automatic bread cutting machines
InvestigatorSoft3606@reddit
Several :
I think its happening to some extent. But having lived in Australia - the quality of food you get basically anywhere is generally much higher than UK. For instance my local kids soft play area tuned out fresh cooked meals that wouldn't be out of place in a restaurant.
General public amenities. : Public toilets that aren't horrible and are open. Free electric BBQs in parks and basically every outdoor space.
Free parking virtually everywhere out major cities.
Someone else already mentioned it - but there was a week when you put all your large unwanted items out on the kerb and the binnies would come and take it - nomatter what it was - couches, old washing machines, anything at all, all for free.
And a controversial one : Build houses that are NOT supposed to last forever, that have a limited life of maybe 50 years. That way :
UniquePotato@reddit
Where in the world do you get free inner city parking?
daekle@reddit
Oh easily the answer is parental leave and parenting bonuses.
In Germany we have 12 months parental leave at 60% pay (caps out at about 2k).
On top of that child care. For my 2 kids is about 450 a month. Which is less than half of one child in the UK.
I actually feel encouraged to have kids here.
xPositor@reddit
7/11s everywhere and always open. Very handy for the odd thing you might need, and their toasted sandwiches (and toasted croissants) are amazing!
BakingJake91@reddit
Though many things about the directness of American culture were a challenge to me as a Brit, learning to talk more directly about money has helped me to increase my pay in the two jobs I've been offered since I returned to the UK.
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
You’re completely right.
My American colleagues here in Asia would tell me exactly what their raises were.
Normally, not a big deal, but one year I got a 10% raise, another American colleague got IDK 12%?
But another American colleague got a massive 20% raise, and the rest of us (in the most diplomatic way we could without saying we knew exactly who got that 20% raise) brought it up to management, and surprise surprise (apologies Cilla Black) succeeded in getting a similar raise.
Kharenis@reddit
I dearly miss 7/11s. The mini supermarkets here are okay, but they've got nothing on the 7/11s found across Asia.
SoMundayn@reddit
Splitting the bill with each person for what everyone has ordered.
In Canada the server gives individual receipts to each person at the table.
Mysterious_County154@reddit
The Cyta-Voda mobile network from Cyprus
Wdym I can get 5G in the mountains but on all networks in the UK I'll sometimes struggle to get a working signal in the middle of a city centre
Immediate-Chapter731@reddit
The regular power cuts are a pain though
RealMrIncredible@reddit
I also want the Mopeds from Asia, but the new electric ones which are silent and reduce noise pollution to near zero. I visited China in 2019 and then again in 2024. It was an amazing improvement between visits as they had adopted these e-scooters everywhere.
ross-dirext-words137@reddit
The bum gun in Asia is amazing. But in Scotland I think you would get icing issues in the winter. Tap water is not as warm in the UK.
K-Motorbike-12@reddit
Estonia: Respecting the countryside and not littering everywhere.
gumbygadgie@reddit
I've just moved to Indonesia, they have something called virtual bank accounts for paying for stuff. You make a purchase online, they send you a virtual account number. You open your banking app, paste the VA number, and it tells you how much is owed to settle your bill. You hit the 'pay' button and the amount is debited from your account. The virtual account is then deleted. It saves that whole bullshit of entering your card details, expiry date, security number blah, blah. Just copy, paste, pay. Beautiful.
GrandVizierofAgrabar@reddit
I think Marcus does this
Adrian_Shoey@reddit
How is that easier than Google Wallet or Apple Pay ?
gumbygadgie@reddit
It's not. But aside from the fact they don't have either of those here, it's just nice not having to rely on a third party payment service. Everything goes straight through the banking system.
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
Interesting. Is it it similar to the UK Revolut app? I know on Revolut you have a main card, but it can also generate virtual cards that have a one-time card number, expiry number and security number so you can just use that if you’re worried about the purchase.
PontiusThe-AV8Tor@reddit
In many many countries banks are open until 20:00hrs as are chemists and no supermarket closes before 22:00hrs in many countries. Also closing for lunch should not be a thing anywhere ever! Last but not least, post is something that simply isnt used in many countries because it is an antiquated 17th century communication system that is fundamentally insecure because numerous people handles your mail!
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
Okay this is something I have to admit inferiority in.
In Taiwan, banks are open from 10 am to 3 pm and everything is paper based. You want to transfer from your account to another Taiwan bank account?
Be prepared to queue for half an hour and then spend an hour filling in and stamping forms. And you better bring your bank book, ID, ink stamp, and bank card else they’ll laugh heartily and send you home.
But then the clerks are there until 6 pm manually processing those transactions.
Geepandjagger@reddit
Affordable public transport. I live in Spain in a small town one hour from Valencia. I commute to Valencia for €20 a month. Journeys inside the city are 50 cents, €1.2 to the airport. I know 1 person who has a car. Our town has very little traffic if at all and most people get around very easily. I fully understand that cities and towns are more condensed here but in many places in the UK public transport is not even an option.
Consistent_Cover9193@reddit
Better recycling systems and bidets
SuddenlyDiabetes@reddit
In Sweden (maybe the other Nordic countries too) they have a name for which side of the family a relative is on, i.e Mormor is your mother's mother, morbror is your mom's brother and so on, and this has the potential to shave off a few seconds from each conversation having to work out which relative it is via context, "oh yeah it's my Uncle" which one? "Oh it's my morbror" oh yeah it's Uncle Tony he's sound
lickyagyalcuz@reddit
Bottle deposits
Rabid_Tanuki@reddit
Italy:
The concept of aperitivo:
You GO to a bar after work with a handful of colleagues or friends (this happens in the UK)
You grab a drink, two at most (this happens in the UK)
With your drink, you also get a small tray of nibbles: peanuts, crisps, pork scratchings, olives to whet your appetite (this is where you'd be added like £9 in the UK)
signol_@reddit
From South Africa, Checkers Sixty60. A supermarket app that will deliver up to 30 items (or what will fit in a motorcycle storage box) one hour after ordering. Delivery fee £2 (plus optional tip ;) ) Anywhere within about 15km of a store.
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
It’s similar here actually. Good point. If you order a takeaway to your home, you have a five-minute window here you can just order anything from a nearby convience store for no extra cost (ie you gotta pay for the product but not for delivery).
So if you order food from a restaurant, there’s an option to, say, add a bottle of milk and a packet of crisps from the convenience store.
signol_@reddit
The delivery apps in SA can do that, but this service is owned and managed by the supermarket (with branded motorcycles) - and you can get kid's costumes, toy motorbikes, and they've done TV adds with a branded helicopter!
mootymoots@reddit
Krispy Kreme donut that didn’t cost the earth
Patnaguy@reddit
Indian payment system- one of the best right now. Pay using phone number of people or scan QR code of other persons payment code. Person to person payment has been achieved for the poorest street vendors online using phones even non smart phones. Cash is very fast going out of use. Very rarely people use cash in day to day use.
Bidets / hand faucets - we have them installed in our London home. Never understand how we can think that simply by wiping our bottom with a paper will make it clean. If we get dog poo on our feet - will we simply wipe by tissue or wash it with water.
Mediocre-Football-51@reddit
Alipay from China. Everything in one app. Banking. Share bikes. Taxis. Bills. Telecom. Food delivery. Handyman. Everything
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
As someone living in Taiwan visiting China, I get to use Alipay without the fees Alipay charges for foreign bank cards since they consider Taiwan domestic 👀
TheLocalEcho@reddit
Wheeled baskets at supermarkets and larger convenience stores please.
Mark__78L@reddit
You guys in the UK need to improve on your bakery stuff in supermarkets, for example Lidl.
I mean in the UK Lidl has still the best range of selection of pastry, but visit a Lidl in Hungary and it's 3 times better
Jayatthemoment@reddit
East Asia and se Asia for me. Good trains, overall cleanliness, tasty food, good markets and supermarkets, good tea and coffee, nice gyms, kindness, decent work ethic.
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
You’re good! I know what you mean: in my city of 8 million people, I can travel on the metro from one side of the city to the other for about £1.50.
And somehow my income tax is about £1,500 a year (on a good salary). And all that for punlic transport that’s modern, clean and efficient. I honestly don’t know how they manage to do that/London, Paris don’t.
Jayatthemoment@reddit
It costs £250 to take a train for two hours into London and back, from where I live. Drives me nuts.
MountainMuffin1980@reddit
The roads, especially in cities, are fuxkomf awful already for mopeds and motorbikes. What sensible country are you in? Maybe the roads are buolt for it better?
paulmclaughlin@reddit
Tide sticks. Spill some coffee on your shirt on the way to a meeting? No problem, the stain's gone in seconds
UnCommonSense99@reddit
Motorway picnic areas like they have in France (Simple Aires)
Dutch cycle network and public transport
German road surfaces (ultra smooth and quiet)
Italian or French Food.
Automatic can and bottle recycling like Germany
Bidets
A fairer voting system - some kind of PR would be best.
Fuzzy_Cantaloupe6353@reddit
Decent supermarkets with good options on healthy ready made meals not just sandwiches, pasta and sushi.
Decent recycling schemes
Reliable transport and a reasonable price.
Allowing kids to actually be little humans not accessories that can't think for themselves
R2-Scotia@reddit
In the USA you van get a repeat prescription refillrd at the pharmacy on the spot without it having to go to the doctor's office
Appropriate_Trader@reddit
DigitalID
Adventurous-Shake-92@reddit
Japanese 7/11s, those shops are awesome.
theoneandonlyvesper@reddit
Honestly, two things I’d bring back in a heartbeat: proper instant courier services and bidets. Like, I’m talking send-anything-across-the-city in minutes kind of delivery. Forgot your laptop? Left your keys? Sorted without that dramatic one-hour wait. And bidets… once you’ve experienced that level of civilisation, going back feels medieval.
Also, mobile food trucks that sell actual groceries and healthy meals. Imagine fresh veg, proper meals, just rolling into your area like an ice cream van but for adults trying to get their life together.
CH4RL13WH1T3@reddit
Mopeds are already common in London and theft prolific
Merboo@reddit
Japanese toilets
Pikmanpikman@reddit
Back from Germany, I’d have cycle lanes everywhere! Cycling here sucks 😅
DonkeyWorker@reddit
Sunshine and chill
Kaurblimey@reddit
Glass bottle recycling for cash
CptCaramack@reddit
The bottle banks where you can deposit glass and plastic bottles for recycling and get an instant cash payout for what you put in. Would do a lot for littering, extra recycling and give people a little extra cash.
P-l-Staker@reddit
Not being afraid to challenge shit behaviour in public. So many issues could be solved if the average Brit wasn't so afraid of having a confrontation.
jeanettem67@reddit
Dish drying cabinets for kitchens. They are the norm in Sweden. https://www.ikea.com/es/en/p/utrusta-dish-drainer-for-wall-cabinet-20204614/
carefreedirk@reddit
Poo hoses from south east Asia. No toilet paper needed 🤣
Bifanarama@reddit
Take a ticket and wait to be called, rather than queueing. Pretty much everywhere here in Portugal. For things like the tax enquiry office you can even get your ticket online before you leave home (and there's a tolerance of 3, in case you miss your spot).
Jimquill@reddit
Bidets.
They're just so nuch better.
Portas30k@reddit
Japanese toilets. Lived in Singapore (less seen there) and South Korea (loads there) and visited Japan many times. Japanese toilets need to be in every home.
Zeri-coaihnan@reddit
Over-sink drainage racks in the cupboard for the washing up. Seems trivial next to other responses here, but what can I say?
signol_@reddit
I've seen those in holiday apartments in Spain. Great idea!
RoyofBungay@reddit
2nd home in Germany so I would say the recycling scheme here. Paying a deposit on plastic and glass bottles and getting said refund back when you take them back to the supermarket.
Once you incorporate it in your shopping routine it is unbelievably easy.
jacoscar@reddit
Concrete and bidets
St3lla_0nR3dd1t@reddit
From Japan, convenience stores. Somehow they are massively more useful than either the corner shop or the supermarket local shops.
coldbeers@reddit
Optimism.
coffeewalnut08@reddit
Affordable and expanded public transport
Clean_Material_5047@reddit
Mediaworld or Euronics
You really need some decent big shop to check and buy all sorts of electronics and gadgets.. Curry’s is garbage
citrousredux74@reddit
We have enough of these things and they are absolute chaos on roads and annoyingly loud.
In addition to already having them we have just about every better substitute you can think of (behold bikes)
I mean at least say electric scooters or something.
Silver_Adagio138@reddit
ID cards. They make life much easier.
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Cheap-Vegetable-4317@reddit
Yes, I don't really understand the anti id card thing. Any privacy argument we had, that ship is long sailed. Most of have cash and debit cards, supermarket membership cards, Oyster cards tracking where we go, what we buy, what we eat, where we go out, our subscriptions know what we watch on TV, our phones know... everything. And we are holding out in having a piece of plastic that stops us having to look for a utility bill, which nobody gets now anyway because they've gone paperless and I have an app tracking me instead.
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
I have to agree.
I understand the viewpoints of anti-ID card people, and before I left the UK, I was also anti-ID but it’s honestly so convenient living in a country with universal ID.
I can just carry a credit card sized card around with me that does everything: open bank accounts, apply for a credit card, pick up parcels, prove my right to work etc. I know in theory driving licences can do that in the UK, but not everyone is medically permitted one, and passports are a hassle to carry around and CitizenCards are not widely recognised.
tomahawk66mtb@reddit
The freedom to live, work, trade and travel freely across 27 countries with varied cultures, peoples and opportunities. What an amazingly cool thing to be able to do. UK should Def look into something like that. Could be really awesome.
CrossCityLine@reddit
!pow 1 no politics
Not_a_real_ghost@reddit
Do you want teenagers to swarm you on their mopeds?
That's how you get teenagers to swarm you with their mopeds.
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
Depends. Driving test age here is 20. And you have to have a 50cc licence for a year before you can take the >50 cc licence.
lavayuki@reddit
Japan- Japanese toilets. I know you can technically get one here but they are super expensive and rare. It would be cool to make them a normal part of daily life here like they are in Japan rather than a rich people thing. They are in most public bathrooms as well. I love being able to sit on a warm seat. Another is their brilliant train system that's always on time. Londons system is just full of delays and cancellations every day.
Ireland- fresh cheap seafood. The UK has expensive poor quality seafood with hardly any options, and if you want the fresh ones you have to go out of your way to pay extra/travel to a proper fish market, and there aren't many of these unless you live near the coast. In Ireland, it's a seafood nation and large varieties of very fresh fish readily available, even at supermarkets. Fish markets are also commonplace and it's a lot cheaper as well. There isn't much I would bring from Ireland as so much is similar to here, but from being on a pretty much seafood diet over there, I gave up fish after coming to the UK with how expensive and not fresh it was, plus the variety is very limited. The one fish shop near me is very expensive
extranjeroQ@reddit
How to buy and sell houses. America, Australia, New Zealand has it right. Even better than Scotland’s system.
5ubredhit@reddit
Honestly, the people.
dwair@reddit
Dry warm weather. Bikes and scooters would be so much more appealing to ride. Life in general would be so, so much better.
Ecstatic-World1237@reddit
Bidet hose
charlottedoo@reddit
Bins at the ends of streets in the ground. No need for endless bins in my garden when I can walk it to the end of the street.
Swimming_Possible_68@reddit
They would have to seriously improve and enforce the rules around exhausts! Small bike noise is so, so annoying.
There is someone who drives up my road at 5.30am a few times a week,I assume for work, they don't even thrash the bike. It's just so loud and piercing it always wakes me up.
Electric bikes and scooters are probably the future.
boomerangchampion@reddit
The rules are good already, it's purely an enforcement thing. It doesn't help that it's trivially easy to change (or remove) the exhaust on motorbikes.
If you can get his number plate you may as well try reporting it.
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
The electric bikes here are so quiet they have to add an artificial noise when they go less than 25 km/h to make sure pedestrians hear them.
Inkblot7001@reddit
Texas BBQ
ThatNiceDrShipman@reddit
No kidding. A lot of American food is a riff on another country's cuisine but real Texas BBQ is homegrown and something special.
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit (OP)
You gotta try North Carolina BBQ!
Belle_TainSummer@reddit
American Gun and Open Carry Laws.
Happy April 1st.
DTinNAM@reddit
Toilet bum gun from Vietnam
Veenkoira00@reddit
...or the Nordics. 😊
Weed86@reddit
Bum guns/ bidet
VolcanicBear@reddit
They're also really fucking noisy.
Not quite as loud as a lot of the cuntwagons we have over here, but still pretty irritating.
Cantabulous_@reddit
Maintain and clean infrastructure/buildings after its construction. Everything assumes an air of scruffiness in short order.
lil_timmzy@reddit
Mopeds, bikes, scooters should not become common at all.
MxJamesC@reddit
Buffet restaurants by weight. Proper beef. (Brazil)
MobileOrdinary6827@reddit
Air conditioning, screens on windows, and free refills on drinks.
L-0-T-H-0-S@reddit
Pirags. Also Riga Black Balsam and Laima Black Cherry liqueurs.
Billy_Rizzle@reddit
I wish we had more e-mopeds and speed-pedelecs. Such an energy efficient modes of transportation.
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