What is something you do today, that is a throwback to childhood, but makes no sense as a full ass grown adult?
Posted by Social_Introvert_789@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 785 comments
Such as I cannot go into a dark bathroom and look in the mirror. To avoid this, I ALWAYS turn on the light.
Although now that I’m older when I wake up to pee at night, I absolutely avoid looking in the mirror to avoid seeing Bloody Mary. I want to try to get back to sleep eventually so I can’t turn on the light.
HollyC15@reddit
I pick up my feet in the car when I go over train tracks. Even if I’m driving. My husband makes fun of me but honestly, I have a good life. Who’s to say it’s not because I do this every single time??
dogownedhoomun@reddit
Why? What curious...I remember step on a Crack, break your mother's back...
HollyC15@reddit
You do it for good luck.
dogownedhoomun@reddit
Thank you, never heard this, but see it repeatedly posted...hmmm
momandmax@reddit
Omg i do this every time! Even if it is just slightly so no one else notices
HollyC15@reddit
Yes! No need for a big production. 😄
clamup76@reddit
I close my eyes and lift my feet. Even when I am driving.
Good_Grief_CB@reddit
I never look out of a window at night just in case there’s a face out there looking in the house at me.
UtherPenDragqueen@reddit
It happened to me once, and I still get the shivers when I think about it
Good_Grief_CB@reddit
Hold up now we need the story!
UtherPenDragqueen@reddit
I was about 22, living in a ground floor apartment that was tucked into an odd corner area. This night, I was lying on my bed, listening to a song, when I heard a rustle outside my bedroom window. I looked up and between the crack in the curtains saw a man’s face staring in at me. I set a speed record racing for phone to call 911. Fortunately, there were police patrolling an alley about two blocks away and they arrived within a minute, no lights or sirens. Just as the 911 dispatcher said they were on their way, I heard one of the cops yell, “COME OUT OF THE SHRUBS.” About 20 minutes later, the police rang my bell to tell me the neighbor’s screen, maybe a whole 10 feet from mine, had been cut from the window. The dude was a carnie who’d driven across town from the state fair, and brought a bag filled with break-in tools. He told the police he’d stashed it in the bushes and was just retrieving it. Even though he was arrested, I was still shaking, so I taped aluminum foil all over my bedroom window with only about a 4-inch gap at the top for some sunlight. I still hate looking out a window at night.
Good_Grief_CB@reddit
Wow! That was quite a turn of events. The “what could have been” in that scenario is terrifying!
UtherPenDragqueen@reddit
The “what could’ve happened” is what still gives me chills
DownyChick@reddit
It actually happened to you?!?! 😱😱😱
UtherPenDragqueen@reddit
Yes! It was a guy trying to burglarize the neighbor’s apartment. After he was arrested, I didn’t sleep well for a week
Resident-Edge-5318@reddit
I saw Jaws when I was nine, the ocean and I never bcame friends, to this day. LOL
dogownedhoomun@reddit
I was 7. Wtf parents? At a drive in. Took a long time and still don't swim in the ocean. Love all fresh water!
Resident-Edge-5318@reddit
exactly! kids today would not survive if they had our parents. Rated “R” meant nothing to them. Hahahaha
dogownedhoomun@reddit
This is so true. Im just praying for death before any of them rule the world! Lol...but kinda serious
AnnOnnamis@reddit
What?? The ocean is amazing. We love beach going, snorkeling, diving, etc. Wildest things my daughter and I have done were swimming with sharks off Hawaii, with giant manta rays, dolphins, whales, and manatees.
Resident-Edge-5318@reddit
oh I love the ocean - FROM AFAR. 😂
momandmax@reddit
I was so upset the first Thanksgiving I could no longer get olives on all my fingers 🙁
VNDecorCA@reddit
I definitely avert my eyes and do not look in the mirror. Most definitely do not say bloody Mary three times. And I'm afraid I might somehow say it. I have no superstitious beliefs, except apparently this one. There has to be enough light before I'll look in a bathroom mirror.
Perfect_Ball_220@reddit
I stack my dishes together by design/color because I feel like dishes are all a part of their own families, and I don't want them separate from their family.
Same goes for silverware, wash rags, towels, and bedding.
I guess I will always be weird 🤷🏻♀️ I've never told anyone about this.
I also count things, like the number of times I pump hairspray or perfume - it has to end on an even number. Additionally (this developed as an adult), the number of orgasms I have has to end on an even number before I feel mentally satisfied. Might not be able to walk the next day, though 😂 My husband thinks it's awesome. But yeah, I'm a weirdo.
dogownedhoomun@reddit
U should have been my sister or BFF!
Electrical-Stable498@reddit
This sounds like ocd. Have you been tested for it ?
Perfect_Ball_220@reddit
I've been tested for so much stuff 🤣 I do have a bit of OCD.
JillyB3@reddit
You are neurodivergent. 100%. I do the same things. I believe inanimate objects have feelings too. I also have ocd. I also count. It’s like a compulsion. I HAVE to do it.
Oldebookworm@reddit
Steps and such
kiffiekat@reddit
Or gunshots 😒
Oldebookworm@reddit
At least you’ll always know when you’re getting close to emptying your magazine.
kiffiekat@reddit
lol.. I'm not doing the shooting. My neighborhood borders one of the sketchiest in town.
SirkutBored@reddit
nah man, she has what I have. it's cdo. it's like ocd but the letters are in the correct order.
Perfect_Ball_220@reddit
Intrepid_Practice956@reddit
I used to work for a doctor with also me old tendencies. We would occasionally use a very similar joke. "What's CDO?" "Dunno, what?" " its like ocd, but in alphabetical order, THE WAY IT SHOULD BE."
I got the impression that the the things he did weren't always conscious...he'd straighten things as he passed by the front desk.
gandalfhurstfrodo-42@reddit
OCD I have it and I have the same little things like counting perfume and spray pumps and do much more
Camaschrist@reddit
Do you think you might be on the autism spectrum. My niece has always assigned genders to colors and numbers. I believe it’s a form of synesthesia which is common if you are in the spectrum. I think most of us are to some degree. I do something similar with numbers. Everything has to be divisible by 3. How much I put in my gas tank, the offer we made on our current house, the volume on my tv and radio. Do you do anything that could be considered stimming? I didn’t realize until recently my hours of jumping up and down in the swimming pool, and rocking while the family watched tv were possibly part of something else. I have ADHD too.
Oldebookworm@reddit
Mine have to be even numbers, 4 is the best number, so I shoot for that one but if I’m chewing or stirring or cleaning (or a dozen other things) I can’t be finished on an odd number.
Certain-Criticism-51@reddit
I rotate silverware so none of the forks feel left out. No one knows except for you, so keep it under wraps.
Key-Subject8959@reddit
Virgo?
Perfect_Ball_220@reddit
Sagittarius
daveyconcrete@reddit
I just started singing schoolhouse rock songs out of nowhere. Conjunction junction what’s your function?
dogownedhoomun@reddit
Also....im just a bill, only a bill, sitting here on Capitol Hill
dogownedhoomun@reddit
So...maybe about 20y ago, my older sister sent me my Christmas box ( we live on opposite ends of the country she's in CA, im in NH). That's how we do it (and bdays)
I got (amongst other things), a schoolhouse rock DVD and a figurine of the abominable from Rudolph (both unopened).
I was going thru boxes maybe a month ago, thank God, i don't have a DVD player! Lol. But "all" the songs ran thru my head! Abominable and rock were tenderly put in a new box
Upper_Economist7611@reddit
Interplanet Janet, she’s a galaxy girl🎶
TXQuiltr@reddit
I was belting Interplanet Janet like it was Freebird yesterday. Funny the songs that pop in your head.
daveyconcrete@reddit
Hey! That’s not fair. giving a guy a shot down there.
TXQuiltr@reddit
😅
Intrepid_Practice956@reddit
Figure 8...
Is double four
Two times four
Is figure 8
... Turn it on is side and make the symbol for...infiniteeeeeee
Certain-Criticism-51@reddit
Hooking up phrases and clauses ...
daveyconcrete@reddit
Yeah, man, it stays with you.
PHOTO500@reddit
MY HERO ZEROOOOO…
goingloopy@reddit
Oh good, I’m not the only one.
One of those toilet lights actually helps at night, even though they’re kinda silly. I have nightlights around enough to at least not trip over a cat.
Irishlily77@reddit
I have a glow in the dark toilet seat lol
dogownedhoomun@reddit
Wut? I've never heard of?! Do tell
LaughThat7157@reddit
12345..678910...11...12.
dogownedhoomun@reddit
Pure evil!
johntwoods@reddit
You. Monster.
Fit-Distribution2303@reddit
https://youtu.be/Hcx44e2gnfI
kiffiekat@reddit
My favorite Pointer Sisters song 😃
"E-lev-ennnnnnnn"
SackBadger2024@reddit
Grew up watching those old school black and white Dracula movies, I was elementary school aged and feared having my neck bitten at night while sleeping, so I pulled the blanket up to my chine and made sure my neck was covered at all times.
I'm 56, and I still sleep like that.
AnastasiaNo70@reddit
I also do this, but it’s because of Salem’s Lot.
dogownedhoomun@reddit
Fuck! My older sister (4.5y older), im 56. Made me watch that when I was...maybe 10? The things older siblings do...cuz parents were not parenting! Lol
clamup76@reddit
I don’t remember why I started this, but I have to sleep with my wrists covered so they can’t be slashed.
I also wear ear plugs because I watched Star Trek Wrath of Khan too young.
Straight_Cod_3510@reddit
I never stand next to the bed; I'm still convinced that sometime will grab my feet. I used to jump into bed; now it's more of a clumsy hop-step up. 😂
dogownedhoomun@reddit
Im sorry, but I just burst out laughing! When I was a kid, absolutely! As an adult, no. Im actually having a hard time thinking of something...scrolling on! TY!
endlesssearch482@reddit
My underdresser cured me of that. Now I just stub my toe on it.
Left_Jeweler_7538@reddit
You have to hold your breath going by cemeterys too!
momandmax@reddit
The confessional still scares me. My brother told me God judges you right there and if u were really bad the priest pushes a button and u go straight to hell.
Creepy_WaterYogi75@reddit
I hold my breath when I drive past cemeteries....
momandmax@reddit
Omg me too!
Left-Star2240@reddit
I still have to sing parts of the alphabet sometimes to remember the order of certain letters, and yes “LMNOP” is still in my head all lumped together.
AnnOnnamis@reddit
Can you believe they’ve changed the dang song???
https://youtube.com/shorts/KFczZNpY-Fo?si=VxF7GwQqZnuYmDou
Left-Star2240@reddit
This “version” is horrible.
EnjoyingTheRide-0606@reddit
I read some children’s bible book in a hospital (my stepmom “went away” for detox, surgeries, depression) that told the story of a very sick boy in a children’s ward. He was told by his sick, but not dying, friend in the bed next to him that if he was too sick to go on to prop up his arm like he’s raising it and Jesus will take him home while he sleeps. And sure enough, the next morning he was with Jesus. That story freaked this 7-yr old the eff out!! Like Jesus can just come take you away if you have your hand up? I often had my arm up over my head when I slept. What if my hand was propped up accidentally so Jesus took me home like he took home the boy it that story? I wasn’t sick! It mortified me to think of this happening. Today if I wake with arm up or my hand propped on pillows, I pull it in and look around… idk what I expect… like I’ll see Jesus wiggling his finger for me to join him?!!
Head-Nectarine-1821@reddit
I remember that story! JW's maybe? I seem to recall the book being illustrated with the boy laying in a bed with his arm up, supported by the pillow with his friend looking on. It made me sad that the boy died but despite my grandmother hauling me to church every weekend, I was never a believer.
EnjoyingTheRide-0606@reddit
I’m rather agnostic myself!
The_Other_Tucker@reddit
Uncle Arthur’s Bedtime Stories! I had that book and vividly remember that story. But I had a different reaction. I purposely tried to prop my arm up before sleeping so I could be “taken”, because depression can even hit 7 year olds.
EnjoyingTheRide-0606@reddit
Yes, it can and it does, and I completely understand.
GoWestGirl@reddit
I can’t sleep with the closet door open after watching Poltergeist as a kid. I also avoid the mirror in a dark bathroom because of Bloody Mary.
Cruise1313@reddit
Ooh same for me with the closet door!
GoWestGirl@reddit
The fear is real! Glad it’s not just me.
Cruise1313@reddit
It sure is and I too am glad I am not alone!
metallicaset@reddit
The closet door must be closed.
I travel a lot for work. One of the hotels I checked into had a closet with the folding doors and they wouldn’t close. I took my bags back to the front desk and asked a new room. Explained why and the front desk girl said “Yep, I get it.” She even upgraded me to a larger king sized bed.
Cruise1313@reddit
That is awesome! So glad you refused to accept the room and glad you got a better one! 😂
GoWestGirl@reddit
I used to travel for work too, and that’s one of the best room upgrade stories I’ve heard. Genuinely, gave me a good laugh.
ZedArkadia@reddit
I'm looking through this entire thread and I had no idea that the Bloody Mary thing and the closet door were so common, I thought it was just me.
GoWestGirl@reddit
I know. Maybe our fears aren’t irrational.
HornetParticular6625@reddit
To this day, the lullaby "Hush Little Baby" gives me the creeps.
chefriley76@reddit
Maybe the baby kept crying because they gave it such stupid and terrifying gifts.
"Here, screaming baby, have a mockingbird. Bird's dumb? Here's a 5k diamond ring.
Sorry, your dad is a cheapskate for that brass cubic zirconia. Have a hand mirror.
Still not good enough, fucker? Have a goat. Yeah, a fucking goat. And if that little shit isn't good enough, we're gonna get you a fucking wagon and a cow.
You know what, fuck the cow. Here's a dog. We named it Rover. And got you a buggy with a horse, you thankless little shit."
HornetParticular6625@reddit
Why am I hearing this in the voice of the System AI from the Dungeon Crawler Carl series?
Jojellyfish@reddit
Glad to hear I’m not the only one
HornetParticular6625@reddit
NEWWW ACHIEVEMENT!
You've randomly run into another DCC fan in the wild! Awww, can you feel all the warm fuzzies?
REWARD?
You've received a Gold "Hey, I know that dude!" box.
therelybare5@reddit
There was a flashback in NCIS that they used this song. It was creepy as hell!
R0botDreamz@reddit
There was a commercial about a stillborn baby born to Crack head mother in the 90s. She was holding it and singing this song.
HornetParticular6625@reddit
That would do it, but I was born in 67...
AnastasiaNo70@reddit
To this day (we’re in our 50s), if our doorbell rings, my brother and I both immediately hide. We were left alone a lot and taught to fear anyone at the front door.
hapster85@reddit
We only hid from the Jehovah's witnesses 😂
Head-Nectarine-1821@reddit
We made sure to play Iron Maiden really loud when they were knocking. 😂🤘
Social_Introvert_789@reddit (OP)
Oh man, good memory. Same! Latchkey kids were never to answer the door! Forgot about that rule!
Cat2370@reddit
I don’t look under the bed (like if I’m missing a shoe) unless it’s 100% daylight outside—bc there might be something else underneath at night.
clamup76@reddit
And it’s probably a clown under there.
Cat2370@reddit
🤣 💯
precious1of3@reddit
123 4 5 6 78910 eleven twelve!
Social_Introvert_789@reddit (OP)
Do do do doo do do Do do do doo do do TWELVE!
cmha150@reddit
Ten tiny turtles on the telephone....
AnastasiaNo70@reddit
12 LADYBUGS AT A LADYBUG PICNIC!
ChodaRagu@reddit
Thanks! Now that will be rolling around in my head till bedtime tonight.
OneManLost@reddit
A B C D E F G H Eyyyyye Got a Gal in Kalamazoo
Husbands_Fault@reddit
Literally sang this yesterday
Pittsburghmetal54@reddit
Listen and buy almost all my music on vinyl just like I did in the 70’s
AnastasiaNo70@reddit
I’m back to vinyl, too. Just got a new receiver/amp.
cazza2608@reddit
I'm a dog, I'm a dod, I'm a hard working dog. Yeas/no/anybody?
BatCorrect4320@reddit
Awww absolute yeah.
You're not a lap dog, or a house dog, you're sure not a SHOW dog, or other types of dogs, but a cow dog.
AdTemporary7651@reddit
I haven’t paid cash for gas in literally decades, but I still top off to the nearest nickel (so the price ends in a 0 or a 5). This goes back to high school and college because I didn’t want the pennies in change.
ChodaRagu@reddit
Same! I always round off to the nearest quarter.
Needed my video game money in the 80’s, then laundry money in college, in the 90’s.
eddie-van@reddit
React to things around me as a threat to my 4yo inner self’s security! 😅
2PlasticLobsters@reddit
I always use a nightlight in the bathroom. Turning on the overhead will wake me up. But one time my butt somehow missed the toilet in the dark & I tumbled onto the floor. I didn't get hurt, but it was startling to say the least. Stuff like that sticks with you.
Camaschrist@reddit
I have fallen into the toilet with my bare ass when my husband used to leave to toilet lid up. Cold water is very startling. I think I may be too large to fall in so deep now.
2PlasticLobsters@reddit
I've never gone all the way in, but just contact withthat cold porcelain rim is bad enough.
Oldebookworm@reddit
Until recently I jumped from light switch to bed so my ankles can’t be grabbed. I’ll be 62 in 5 days
shakey11717@reddit
Keeping yourself agile!
Oldebookworm@reddit
Yeah, probably not doing it anymore because I may break something 😂
EloquentBacon@reddit
There’s always the Clapper. Well or Alexa but the Clapper is more fun.
Watermelon_Sugar44@reddit
My bed has a remote that turns lights on under it. I love having that to guide where I'm going.
Oldebookworm@reddit
Perfect!
EloquentBacon@reddit
I used to hold my breath passing by cemeteries but there is a huge ass cemetery along the Garden State Parkway in North Jersey that nearly took me out so I gave up on that a few years ago.
Next-Brilliant5132@reddit
I hold my breath going past that cemetery in East Orange on my way to work every day
EloquentBacon@reddit
I think my not well controlled asthma prevented me from being able to do it but I love that you still do it daily. What happens when you hit traffic in the area?
RealCrazySwordGirl@reddit
I know that cemetery!! Been a minute since i drove in nj but as a kid riding past that one i always held my breath 😆
gandalfhurstfrodo-42@reddit
Same. I can't hold my breath long enough to drive past the large cemeteries anymore
TrianglePope@reddit
Wait, I’ve never heard this one. Was it started by funeral parlors to get more business?
Civil-Echidna-84@reddit
Closet doors MUST be closed fully at night.
mjh8212@reddit
Stuffed animals were my comfort and I still am buying them. Darn squishmallows make comfy pillows. I also have weird ones. Cuthulu, baphomet a three eyed goat and a moth man. There’s probably more weird ones. They are scattered around the house or on the bed. My husband doesn’t mind.
Chibi-Skyler@reddit
Nothing beats propping your arm up on a Squishmallow when your shoulder is bothering you.
I can't remember a time when I didn't have stuffed animals on my bed. And my favorites are and always have been...skunks!🤣🦨
Cold_in_Lifes_Throes@reddit
Had shoulder surgery in October and I lived with my squishmallow for months during recovery. It was perfect for keeping my shoulder at the right angle.
DragonflySmall6867@reddit
My husband enables my stuffed animal love.
DDSkeeter@reddit
Swuishmallows make the best couch pillows!! We have several Star Wars ones. Love them
mommagawn123@reddit
Those aren't weird, they're amazing!
LovesDeanWinchester@reddit
We still lift our arms and legs when going over state lines!!!
Camaschrist@reddit
I do this in tunnels and make a wish. I also do it between to land bridges. I had hoped I would grow out of this but I feel very compelled to continue this nonsense.
LovesDeanWinchester@reddit
Nonsense!?! No way!!! It's a moral imperative!
stalagit68@reddit
We (my kids and I) do that on airplanes on take-off and landing.
gandalfhurstfrodo-42@reddit
My older brother and sister told me that the headless horseman walked the nearby train tracks every night looking for a little blonde girl to steal her head. I am 42 and my hair turned light brown years ago, but I still can't sleep unless my entire neck and most if my face and head are funky covered. I am traumatized for life
jlsteiner728@reddit
When I was 7, my sister and her best friend (who were 18) took me on the Matterhorn at Disneyland. They told me that there was a monster in there (the abominable snowman) that eats little girls with blond hair and blue eyes. The entire bobsled laughed hysterically when I screamed high-pitched little girl screams. It’s been more than 45 years and I still haven’t forgiven her.
Fast-Life-1031@reddit
I had nightmares for years and was positive the Headless Horseman resided in our basement for much of my elementary school years. A classmate brought a record that played stories, not music, that featured the story of the Headless Horseman in for show and tell. We were in Kindergarten and my teacher let him play it for the class. Add that nugget of info into the lore of how Gen X were built differently.
gandalfhurstfrodo-42@reddit
I know the record! My sister played it everytime we were at my aunts house! It is part of the reason their stories scared me for life lol
Lobster70@reddit
I don't know why, but your little typo really tickled me. Best of the year so far! Funky covered.
gandalfhurstfrodo-42@reddit
I am happy my big thumbs were able to bring some laughs to you! Lol
SquirrelsNRaccoons@reddit
Omg, I still wrap a blanket around my neck, it's a childhood comfort!
Emrhm@reddit
I had a really stressful job with a lot of messed up politics and I slept with a teddy bear. I have a partner and he just rolled with it. I am in a healthier environment now and I realized a couple of weeks ago that I have not slept with the teddy bear in more than a year. Have the teddy bear sitting on my nightstand as a decoration.
sebthelodge@reddit
My husband and I are separated (it’s amicable but we are both sad) and I have now begun, at 54 years old, sleeping with a stuffie. He told me a few weeks ago that he’s thinking about getting a stuffie to sleep with.
Emrhm@reddit
Wishing you healing ❤️
crazdtow@reddit
Escalators still bother me from watching tv shows of people getting caught in them and very horrible painful events followed
noods-danger-tits@reddit
That kid is back on the FUCKING ESCALATOR!
crazdtow@reddit
😂🤣🤣my kids think I’m nuts now seeing my fear of the escalators in airports and such. I’m like you never saw the shows! The laughing is diabolical at that point lol
noods-danger-tits@reddit
But no, really! Some truly gruesome scenes. They don't know from faces of death lol
Aamrie69@reddit
Omg I used to go see them midnight matinee at the mall...I was so terrified some of that could happen to me... for the longest time I thought it was real.. internet killed the horror for me lol
noods-danger-tits@reddit
In so many ways, lol!
crazdtow@reddit
I’ve always said if you only saw faces of death and weren’t so desensitized to all the stuff you’ve seen you’d understand the few fears of Gen X! Little fuckers 🤣
noods-danger-tits@reddit
It's so true! I fell like we all hold both sides inside us! Half horrified still, half totally jaded.
crazdtow@reddit
Exactly! They’ll never know seeing these things on a video you weren’t supposed to see and may have only gotten the chance to see it once. Hell they’ll never know finding your parents porn mags, videos whatever with everything at their fingertips
noods-danger-tits@reddit
Noooooo kidding. Of course, they have their own things. I can't imagine having gone through my result teens under the scrutiny of social media, either!
crazdtow@reddit
Apparently mine are still invincible at 32 and 25 because anything I ever mention a totally logical concern of fear I’m suddenly crazy! Whatever!
noods-danger-tits@reddit
Kids know everything 😂
icouldofhadaV8@reddit
ITS A SCHOONER
Shour_always_aloof@reddit
You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner, it's a SAILBOAT.
noods-danger-tits@reddit
Kiss my hand and tap the ceiling of my car when I go through a yellow light, lest the coppers get me
ZzzzzPopPopPop@reddit
Omg yes! It always blows my mind how things like that spread in a pre-internet world. Like, just viral word of mouth, six degrees of separation kind of thing? Me and my friends did this in Indiana, can I ask where you were doing this?
noods-danger-tits@reddit
New Jersey! Nowhere even close. It really is crazy how there's a cultural language that just gets...passed along by sheer word of mouth. That's one if the reasons why I love generational spaces - we have the same cultural touchstones. It's comforting
RealCrazySwordGirl@reddit
I learned to drive in New Jersey and i never heard of this!! 😲
noods-danger-tits@reddit
That's crazy!
StupidNewAccount2@reddit
Georgia here. And we did it too. I still do. And so do 2 of my kids.
MizAReads@reddit
I learned of it in Silicon Valley about a decade ago. I learned to drive in Oregon. I did this whole action this morning on the way to work. :)
Asleep-Hold-4686@reddit
Shut bathroom doors and close the toilet seat. For some reason, I have a fear of snakes or alligators coming through my toilet.
I used to turn off the radio when passing a church. Lest I get caught saying something inappropriate in front of a church.
I still shake my shoes before I put them on. I saw way too many videos of venomous spiders crawling in shoes and biting people.
azchocolatelover@reddit
I live in AZ, and e there are many species of scorpions found here. Yeah, I always shake my shoes out, although I've only encountered one that had made it inside, and that was in a small office I worked in. I'd like to keep it that way.
PrizeVivid6147@reddit
Ever since I watched Arachnophobia as a kid, shoes freak me out of I don't shake them first!
AndYouDidThatBecause@reddit
That's how Dakota Johnson got her powers.
thebunhinge@reddit
I never step on cracks in the sidewalk (that whole break your mother’s back thing).
mscrybaby-mo@reddit
I can't watch or listen to the TV or radio on an odd number for the volume it has to be an even number unless in multiples of 5.
I can't watch bloody horror movies, used to be able to until Freddie Krueger 5 i think it was with the girl giving birth and the baby came out as Freddie and cut the girl open from the inside.
I refuse to go on a ferris wheel, my cousin was with me trapped at the top and rocked the seat until it almost flipped over.
Good_Grief_CB@reddit
My husband has to have the volume on an even number.
gandalfhurstfrodo-42@reddit
Me too I don't like odd numbers for volume
Good_Grief_CB@reddit
When I’m pissed off at him I specifically move the dial to an odd number. 😈
gandalfhurstfrodo-42@reddit
Lol my husband does stuff like that to piss me off lol he will move a Pic on the wall and make it crocked or my sal n pepper shakers will be switched around and moved. I don't let it get to me anymore and find it hilarious now
Actingallthetime@reddit
I do the multiples of 5 thing with tv/radio volume. If it doesn’t have numbers, I’ll count up or down by 5 so it feels right to me.
Donut_Bat_Artist@reddit
Armpit fart noises
Infamous-Yak2864@reddit
Behind the knees!
Donut_Bat_Artist@reddit
Yes! And I can do it with my clavicles and neck!
WhereItsAt75@reddit
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
msoats@reddit
Husband was working on project in the house and handed me some pink insulation to hold. I panicked, said MY DAD TOLD ME TO NEVER TOUCH IT, IT’S DANGEROUS!!! Im still afraid of it
gerwen@reddit
I still don't touch fiberglass if i can avoid it. That shit makes me itch like crazy.
Jew-zilla@reddit
That’s the best course of action.
gandalfhurstfrodo-42@reddit
And wear a mask
Jew-zilla@reddit
Eye protection would also be recommended
SpiritualMuffin2623@reddit
Relatedly, did anyone else watch the Artemis II launch just now and have that very anxious feeling that it was going to blow up?
sebthelodge@reddit
Specifically did not watch for this reason. I was 8 when Challenger happened.
Jew-zilla@reddit
Not only did I watch it, I’m only about 30 miles from Kennedy Space Center. It takes about two minutes for the rumble to reach me.
Eeyor-90@reddit
My spouse likes to watch RocketLab launches all the time: they me anxious…I was 3 when I watched the Challenger.
Doctordoubleyew@reddit
100%!!
DumberBlonde@reddit
From my house today. Made me think of the Challenger too.
One-Veterinarian2380@reddit
YES! I could barely breathe!
Icy_Reply_4163@reddit
Yes!!! I was noticeably relieved when all was done.
DianaSironi@reddit
Dear god yes!
Sad_Jellyfish4394@reddit
I just realized that i have never watched another launch since. I leave the room every single time. Even if its the movies. Watching hidden figures i stressed out and left at launch.
EloquentBacon@reddit
Yes!
PotterSarahRN@reddit
Yes! I kept waiting for the worst to happen.
Social_Introvert_789@reddit (OP)
I was in 5th grade when it happened. I had the nasa coverage playing while I was at work, for background noise. I realized it was all too familiar, and yes, I couldn’t actually watch the lift off.
BadHairDay-1@reddit
Yes.
Sunshine2625@reddit
Yes!!!! Collective trauma being healed right there!!
tanks_foles@reddit
Sadly, yes… at one point the camera shot made it look like the flight path changed and I held my breath,
Capital_Pea@reddit
omg I had no idea that I would feel this way but I was SO stressed watching the launch, the urge to change the channel was strong.
JillyB3@reddit
I never even realized this. I absolutely avoid anything being launched and now I understand why. Trauma.
EverydayAdventures2x@reddit
I absolutely couldn’t watch it. Too much trauma.
Kilashandra1996@reddit
We got 5 minutes after launch, and I had my husband turn it - just in case! I'm sure my brother wasn't eveb watching. His birthday is Jan 28th. He's never watched another launch...
thisTexanguy@reddit
Close all the curtains as soon as or just before it becomes night so I won't see something looking in at me.
sebthelodge@reddit
Me too. I live in Brooklyn now so it definitely makes sense but I did this when I lived in the middle of nowhere in the Rockies too. And here in BK I am definitely not doing it so the neighbors don’t see me, I’m doing it so the monsters and/or serial killers don’t see me.
Curious_Dot3635@reddit
I do not dangle arms or legs over the bed. Ever. I have to have a lamp on beside the bed when i get into bed because there is no way I am turning the light off at the wall switch and getting to bed in the dark. Horror movies as a kid ruined me
Taminella_Grinderfal@reddit
And what’s crazy is I have that space full of boxes. There is no room for an axe-murdering clown to hide under there.
Curious_Dot3635@reddit
They have their ways.
mlo9109@reddit
Apparently, dressing appropriately for the occasion (real clothes instead of pajamas/sweats to go out) and referring to authority figures by their titles (Dr., Pastor, etc.) with their last names and not their first names (John, instead of Dr. Doe for Dr. John Doe). So, manners, respect, and pride in my appearance?
itscuriousyah@reddit
I was having a bad day working in customer service when this guy very seriously corrected my use of sir to doctor. It hit me so silly serious that I kept using sir and he kept insisting I use doctor. He sounded like he was about to need a doctor by the time the call ended.
Mysterions@reddit
I assume, by Dr. you mean a physician (because they are the only people who use the title who get that bent out of shape about it). What a douche.
itscuriousyah@reddit
I think there was a Saturday night live or mad TV sketch where a guy was having a heart attack on a flight and someone shouted "is there doctor on the plane!?" Guy raises his hand. "I have a doctorate in history." *No hate towards history, philosophy or other humanities majors. The world very much needs you.
mlo9109@reddit
To me, sir is title-neutral and just a sign of respect if you don't know someone's name, title, etc. Like, sir or ma'am. Apparently, people think it's rude now. Blows me away and also annoys me that all the etiquette rules I was taught as a kid have turned out to be no longer applicable.
Mysterions@reddit
I have a PhD and am a college professor and still refer to my undergrad professors and MS advisor as "Dr. so and so" when I talk to them.
wineandcatgal_74@reddit
🙄 W
MaenHoffiCoffi@reddit
My ass is full grown.
Noisechild@reddit
Balloons! FK those things! I have had an irrational fear of them since I can remember. If there is one in the room, like in a restaurant or a party, I look or sit where I can’t see it or I leave. If it’s on the tv I cover my eyes. Last year I went to a new years symphony concert and they dropped hundreds of them onto the audience when the show was over. Uhhh, nope! I nearly tripped myself bolting out of the theater. The only balloon I can tolerate is a photo or a painting. Even cartoons of them get me anxious. It must be when they are animated. So yeah, balloons can go suck a fk!
tiggyg1974@reddit
I am fine with mylar balloons. Any other kind of I'm terrified.And I work as a janitor right now, cleaning a hotel that has events, and I had to take a bunch of balloons out to the dumpster. I was not a happy camper.
Superb_Plum_627@reddit
I can't board an escalator without doing a quick check to make sure I don't have a bit of fabric, like a shoelace or the edge of a pant leg, caught in its metal teeth. Too many scary stories in my formative years about poor kids mangled by those things as a result of an untidy outfit.
Eeyor-90@reddit
This is a legitimate concern.
Rocklobsterbot@reddit
that's just good practice
Intrepid_Practice956@reddit
My son got one of his shoes trapped in the escalator around 10 years ago. Happily it only mangled his shoe. The ambulance came and so did the news.
And he got new shoes.
crazdtow@reddit
This has gotten progressively worse over the last few years for me lol
Evening-Recording193@reddit
I hate going into my basement at night. If I absolutely have to, I run up the steps when I’m done. Never know what kind of ghosts are lurking down there.
Salty_Activity8373@reddit
Make sure both my feet or both hands are covered or uncovered at the same time. I was always scared something would get me if I poked just one out. Lol I do it now out of habit.
PreviousGolf9541@reddit
My family grew up where the men always wore hats outside but never inside. If I wore my baseball cap in the house my grandmother would slap it off my head and I’d get a talking-to from my dad. To this day if I walk indoors my hand unconsciously creeps to my head to take my cap off before I know what I’m doing. And if a man wears a cap while sitting down to eat it pisses me off. Guess I’m the old man now.
billwoodcock@reddit
Not at all… that’s just common courtesy.
RF-Guye@reddit
No, it's not. What a silly thing to think.
It's required in the Service, but how would wearing a hat indoors be rude?
Duke_of_Moral_Hazard@reddit
A hat indoors gives the impression you'd rather be somewhere else, and are planning to leave at the earliest opportunity. So, not really rude if you swung by to help a friend move a couch; perhaps a bit rude if you came over for a hang.
RF-Guye@reddit
Boy that's reading a lot, from nothing...
kiffiekat@reddit
Well, I'm a hat gal, and I go nowhere without one, partly because my eyes are extremely light-sensitive, partly cuz I just like wearing hats. I'll sit with you over at the hat table.
AltruisticMurderLove@reddit
No it's just how it was. I'm a woman but my dad was a Drill Sargeant and you better believe I taught my son to take his hat off indoors, while eating and especially during the national anthem.
PreviousGolf9541@reddit
It’s a type of manners that is now considered old fashioned. Back in the day, a gentlemen would always tip or remove his hat when meeting a woman, and would take his hat off inside, especially in a social situation like joining a meal. Or joining a prayer or the singing of the national anthem. It’s a sign of respect.
RF-Guye@reddit
Christ almighty, this is 2026.
Stupid cowboy/country type tropes like this need to die with us...As a Vet pseudo patriotism like this is infuriating, as if taking your hat off really means anything.
PreviousGolf9541@reddit
OK. Is there a modern day sign of respect you appreciate?
RF-Guye@reddit
You could shake my hand.
Komaisnotsalty@reddit
That's just good manners, something (turns on her Boomer voice) lacking in kids these days!!! lol!
Specialist-Ad-5583@reddit
You were raised proper!
paisleygrl89@reddit
My bf is the same way and comments on men wearing hats in restaurants. He gets visibly agitated and has to say it out loud (to me, not them... no starting something).
FlaxenAssassin@reddit
I can’t step on grates in sidewalks or roads. I’ve had an irrational fear that they will suddenly give way when I walk over them.
TrianglePope@reddit
Them and those “open” staircases with gaps between the steps
Elmy50@reddit
Those are very common in houses around where I live. I grew up with them and I have one now. Had never had anything happen with them!
Intrepid_Practice956@reddit
I feel like either my foot is going to slip through the gap or a hand would grab my ankle.
This terrified me for years. I know it is impossible, but i was afaid of escalator steps just suddenly folding down and turning into a slide. Now that I think of it, I think something like that happened on looney tunes.
Sufficient_Owl_3413@reddit
I grew up just outside NYC, and to this day (I’m 55), I will not walk over grates. In NYC it’s very difficult to avoid all those stupid grates!
RealCrazySwordGirl@reddit
Haha i got over that one super fast after moving to nyc years ago 😆
Icy_Reply_4163@reddit
My dog does this.
Blastgirl69@reddit
I just moved to in NYC a few years ago & my husband doesn’t understand why I have this fear and I can’t explain why I have this completely irrational fear…. It’s terrifying walking around in the city.
Senekka11@reddit
I used to live in NYC, and would constantly avoid walking over the grates! They scared me!
SoulKeeper-Mulan@reddit
Me toooooo!!!!!
Elmy50@reddit
Same, I do not look into a mirror in the dark.
karenw@reddit
I occasionally do the crossing-flapping arms movement thing from the TV show Zoom. Nobody knows what the heck I'm doing.
tutamuss@reddit
Bernadette's arms. I never could figure it out.
Jenne8@reddit
https://youtu.be/9V6V5cYVtK8?si=cki-SPNMkV4nEDTX
kiffiekat@reddit
I just knocked my alarm clock off the nightstand, thanks. 🤣
karenw@reddit
It took me FOREVER to figure it out.
Intrepid_Practice956@reddit
My son went to visit some colleges in Boston some years back. I had to hold myself back from belting "Boston Mass Oh two One three fooooour--send it to zoom!" jazz hands
I think I did it loud enough for him to hear once or twice but his groan was enough to make me whisper it from then on.
One-Veterinarian2380@reddit
I still have the Zoom song in my head a lot and gave up trying to find anyone else that knew it.
DepecheClashJen@reddit
YES!!!!
Lazy_Chocolate_4114@reddit
I sometimes speak in ubby dubby.
tragedyann1214@reddit
Lifting my feet when driving over railroad tracks and honking when driving through a tunnel. Plus slug bug, for sanctioned slugging.
le4t@reddit
Honking when going through a tunnel is just good safety.
I will absolutely punch back anyone who punches me.
kiffiekat@reddit
...
^
CriscoWithLime@reddit
On buses for field trips, we lifted our feet and touched a screw. It was as bad as twister sometimes
gerwen@reddit
Hold your breath while going past a cemetary?
tmsaunders@reddit
Don’t see as many bugs as I used to, so we still punch someone if we see a car with one headlight out
tragedyann1214@reddit
I like that alternate option for punching my co-pilot/DJ
jobu_needs_refill@reddit
Padiddle! (spelling?)
tmsaunders@reddit
Yes! That’s what we called it.
Curious_Dot3635@reddit
We said punch buggy and then punched
Cold-Inside-6828@reddit
I still haul ass up the stairs out of the basement when I turn the light out
domino_427@reddit
I'm still afraid of the light switch. I read somewhere other people also had parents who said careful the light switch can catch fire... more than likely to stop an annoying child from turning it on and off.
kiffiekat@reddit
There's a tiny little spark every time you flip the switch, from electricity arcing between the the contacts. That's why you do NOT turn lights on or off if you have a gas leak. Switches on lights or appliances, even using cell phones can cause an explosion. Same with the mic keys on two-way radios.
Aamrie69@reddit
Too many movies about elevators falling... when they settle before it opens... that drop gets me every time...
AngryK9_@reddit
I won't leave hands or feet hanging over the edge of the bed in the dark. I have my older bully of a brother to thank for that. Used to tell me there were things that lived under the bed that would grab any part hanging over the edge of the bed and chew it off. I'm 52 now...and know there's nothing under the bed except maybe my cat..but the habit still stuck.
meatwads_sweetie@reddit
Same with me! Except the brother. Just a general sense of but what if there was some there?
Intrepid_Practice956@reddit
We just have too much stuff stored under the bed...there's no room for someone to hide
meatwads_sweetie@reddit
Same with me. I still feel the dread. No idea why.
JillyB3@reddit
I have to put on my slippers. My feet cannot touch the floor or whatever is under there will grab me. So get in my slippers and I’m safe. I’m also 52, but my brain don’t care😂
CharZero@reddit
Hah…if my cat is under the bed it is a dangerous situation. He is a toe biter.
BasketBackground5569@reddit
Coloring in my 1980s coloring books.
Intrepid_Practice956@reddit
Altair designs?
BasketBackground5569@reddit
Care Bears, Rainbow Brite and the like. Some 90s Nickelodeon, too.
Excellent-Yard6640@reddit
Mu mom always made me tomato sandwiches for lunch. Just bread, mayo and lots of thin sliced tomatoes. Then she topped tomatoes with potato chips to give it a crunch. It's been my favorite sandwhich throughout my life. Think I'll go make one. 😊
SnootchieBootichies@reddit
I do this, but with white cheddar cheese its. So good.
gandalfhurstfrodo-42@reddit
Mines toast tomatoes cheezwhiz butter salt and pepper
JillyB3@reddit
Mine is baloney and potato chip sandwiches with mayo. They are everything.
Excellent-Yard6640@reddit
That sounds good too.
JillyB3@reddit
It really is.
flyboy_za@reddit
This sounds fab.
2PlasticLobsters@reddit
OK, that's now on my list for summer, when the yummy home-grown ones are available.
dfuertes12@reddit
I still shake the milk carton like I did with the old bottles of milk that had the cream on top.
bopshebop2@reddit
I shake the milk because my Dad shakes the milk and this is the first time I’m learning that’s why he probably shakes it. Thanks friend 🐄
dfuertes12@reddit
Yes, we had non-homogenized milk which was delivered in glass bottles. Except we didn’t have milk delivery. When my sister was 9, my mom sent her to the nearby market to buy milk since mom was home with us babies.
Love your avatar name! My breakdancing name was Shebop. lol
bopshebop2@reddit
I love that you have a breakdancing name!!! I liked it because it sounded like do-wop.
pearljamboree@reddit
Wait- we don’t need to still shake the milk? I’m actually being serious! I guess I just never have actually thought about it, I just still do it!
casewood123@reddit
Same. I love the bubbles in my milk.
BethamySunshine@reddit
I do this too! But it’s because my Dad always did it.
Freeflying_Dragon@reddit
Remember the milk man? Had insulated metal box on the porch to put milk and eggs.
Wildelstar@reddit
I was so freaked out by seeing E.T. at 7 (?) that I as convinced he’d grab my toes at night in my bed unless I was wearing socks. I am now 53, and yep, I have socks on! 🫣
Designer_Ad_1416@reddit
i have the same fear, so i have to do the lift and tuck with my feet ➡️⬆️⤵️⬅️
UtherPenDragqueen@reddit
I will not walk in the woods at night. I don’t care if the trail leads to Jesus himself handing out cheesecake and couture Italian shoes, I ain’t going.
gandalfhurstfrodo-42@reddit
Lol night walks in the woods are one of my favorite things to do
ChallengeHonest@reddit
I talk to my plants, some animals, insects (mostly just tell the to leave or I’ll kill them if inside mi casa), dragons (I have a few), gnomes, fairies and some angels. I’ve talked to other magical creatures occasionally, but, these are the stalwarts.
NeighborhoodNo4274@reddit
I have full on conversations with dogs, lol. Sometimes, they’re the only ones who listen.
ChallengeHonest@reddit
It’s nice to hear you talk to them, remember, to listen as well. I had one dog just chat up a storm with me, as his owner was not listening to him. I told his owner some of it, but it wasn’t too flattering to the owner so I kept it brief. The owner worried too much about the dog, and the dog found it annoying.
Intrepid_Practice956@reddit
My nieces did a thing where they'd go to the animal shelter and read stories to the dogs.
Awwww.
InvestmentFalse@reddit
I yell “pediddle” when I see a car with only one headlight. Even if I am alone!
Shenanigatory@reddit
Memory unlocked! Holy cow! I haven't thought about that in decades!
Cold_in_Lifes_Throes@reddit
I thought I was the only one!
Key_Mastodon_3525@reddit
We called the "popeyes!" we also do "slug bug"
greentangent@reddit
Listening to NPR. It was the only station we could get when I spent weekends with my mom in the Adirondacks.
well-it-was-rubbish@reddit
How does listening to NPR not make sense?
Intrepid_Practice956@reddit
For years the npr Thanksgiving day special was a tradition. Eventually the radio gave up the ghost. I was horrified to find out they don't do the call-in anymore.
MyLittlPwn13@reddit
Smack the ceiling in the car when driving through a yellow light
nice--marmot@reddit
See also: Perdiddle.
Low_Soil_6831@reddit
Watch sportscenter
Imagrowingseed@reddit
I always lift my feet over the railroad tracks to prevent eminent death in a fiery car crash 😳
xiewadu@reddit
It was to keep from getting pregnant from where I lived (Maryland).
I dunno why.
Pooker_butt@reddit
I only wear white socks when exercising because I had a gym teacher that told us that any kind of dye in socks increases bacteria. I know that this is not true.
gingerjuniper77@reddit
It might be because it's easier to tell if white socks are dirty? Or maybe back then there was some material commonly used for socks that easily harbored bacteria, and "white socks" was an easy way to mean "cotton socks?"
MoaningLisaSimpson@reddit
I was a nurse and taught care assistants. A section on diabetes suggested we tell clients to wear white socks so we could see if there were any open sores bleeding or leaking fluids. A stain would give an idea of an area of the foot to examine carefully.
Camaschrist@reddit
This makes good sense. I’m into the podiatry YouTube channels and it’s amazing what can happen to a diabetes person’s feet. Thick hard callouses just destroying all of the tissue below it. Lucky to not feel the damage the callouses cause but it wouldn’t likely ever get that bad if they didn’t have neuropathy.
Intrepid_Practice956@reddit
Yep. My dad has diabetes with foot neuropathy. He takes pretty good care of his feet but had to have a toe removed last year. And yes, it was an infection under a callous.
Aventinium@reddit
I literally had a doctor tell me to wear light colored socks to reduce the risk of bacteria and fungus.
I don't know what to beleive.
2PlasticLobsters@reddit
This makes no sense to me. Any visible color is the reflected light not absorbed by whatever you're looking at. And it's dark inside your shoes no matter what color your socks are.
Pooker_butt@reddit
Yeah- it’s dumb. It’s not a thing. My brain is trained though.
Pooker_butt@reddit
I looked it up- it’s because white socks can be bleached. Nothing to do w the dye.
Far_Kiwi_692@reddit
I can't sleep with closet doors open "just a crack"
sixlivesleft@reddit
Yes! Those doors need to be shut all the way, it somehow seems worse if it's just a crack open
gingerjuniper77@reddit
Until I was in my 30s, I couldn't close my eyes for more than a moment in the shower, and had to keep the solid wall visible in the corner of my eye.
Reason? Nightmare on Elm Street. My brother and cousins were allowed to watch it when they rented it (they were 4 years older than me), and I begged and begged and insisted and insisted it wouldn't give me nightmares... and in like the 1st few minutes Freddy like presses his face and blades through a wall behind a sleeping girl, then she gets all sliced up by an unseen force. I was all NOPE and just quietly left the room, but afterwards for whatever reason I felt that when I was in the shower Freddy Krueger was going to press against the wall lol
Camaschrist@reddit
My sister and I moved out my senior year of high school. I was the same about those movies, I’ve been terrified of them despite never seeing very much because I couldn’t. I was in the shower one morning, it had one of those frosted glass windows to the outside. I was washing my hair when I looked over and saw a long, scary man face with long thin black hair. My biggest fear of shampoo in my eyes while danger was near came true. I ran out naked and soapy. My sister has been laying in her bed listening to this man creep through the rocks to the bathroom window but she froze in fear. We called the police from the neighbors apartment but he was never found. Unfortunately we had seen him before and after this incident in the neighborhood.
Intrepid_Practice956@reddit
Yeep!
ASOM01@reddit
Terrified of lifts. There was a movie in the 70’s where a computer was trying to kill someone. The last scent they were trying to run out of the office building and they got to the lift. Only when the doors opened the lift floor was about waist height. So as they tried to climb in the computer closed the doors and chopped them in half.
AnyaSatana@reddit
There's also a fun lift death in Damien: The Omen 2, in a hospital I think. Also people getting chopped in half.
EloquentBacon@reddit
My youngest and I got stuck in an elevator at a children’s hospital while he was inpatient. When the door opened 30 minutes later, it was only 80% at the floor and they wanted us to step down to get out. I waited another 10 minutes for them to 100% fix the elevator so I could walk out as nature had planned elevators to be used.
ASOM01@reddit
Thank god!!! It was a trap!!
Intrepid_Practice956@reddit
Theres one in Six Feet Under also.
ASOM01@reddit
Jesus. I’m glad I didn’t know about that. I work in a hospital.
minlillabjoern@reddit
My lift fear comes from Charlie & The Chocolate Factory — when the car accelerates upward and busts through the ceiling. In my nightmares, it doesn’t then fly around. At all. Just plummets to earth. So I hate going up in high rises.
ASOM01@reddit
Yep I even have loft nightmares
stalagit68@reddit
The way our house is, the bathroom doesn't have windows, so there is no natural light, just a sensor activated night light in there (in addition to the normal overhead light). My boyfriend gets freaked out when I go to the bathroom in the dark. I have to explain to him, "I'm a girl, I don't miss"
It also goes back to when my kids were babies, and they'd wake up with dirty diapers. I'd change them with mimimal light on, so they'd never fully wake, and usually go right back to sleep. My husband (at the time) would have every light on, be talking and singing..... and, of course, the kid would be fully awake and ready to start the day.... at 2 am. No thanks.🙄
DragonflySmall6867@reddit
Your ex changed diapers?? 😮
stalagit68@reddit
Rarely...if and when he did it, it was usually with an audience. In fact, his mother believed that I've never changed any of my kids' diapers because I never made a production of it.
RustedRelics@reddit
I’ll hide and scare the shit out of my husband. Or I’ll move things around to mess with him. Lol. He gets a kick out of it. I’m still a kid at heart, I guess.
Cold_in_Lifes_Throes@reddit
I’m irrationally afraid of empty swimming pools. Won’t walk near one. Don’t even like to look at them.
PrincessPharaoh1960@reddit
Same
ReneeHudsonReddit@reddit
The only safe way to sleep.
dreamrdad7@reddit
I used to be like this. But nowadays I actually prefer my feet to be completely out of the comforter. I feel uncomfortable if the comforter is pressing down on my feet while my feet are pointing up 90 degrees.
One-Veterinarian2380@reddit
Yes! And please tell me you saw that episode of Seinfeld with George and the tight sheets! Ha!
dreamrdad7@reddit
Yes hahaha I’ve seen that one
Social_Introvert_789@reddit (OP)
Happy cake day!!
Love it!
ReneeHudsonReddit@reddit
Thank you
MsPrpl@reddit
This. Also with not allowing my hand to hang over the edge.
0bfu5cator@reddit
Yes. Because I was taken to see Poltergeist in the theater when I was 8. That movie has no business being rated PG.
SQWRLLY1@reddit
That damned clown!! 😱
poodlezilla@reddit
💯
L_wanderlust@reddit
I do this because it’s more comfortable if the blanket isn’t pulling my feet down by being tucked in under the mattress or hanging over. Didn’t know it was a thing - safety from monsters under the bed or something?
Komaisnotsalty@reddit
Well, yeah! Doesn't everyone have a monster under the bed?!
Slipstream_Surfing@reddit
*Never mind that noise you heard
It's just the beasts under your bed
In your closet, in your head
Exit light. Enter night
Jew-zilla@reddit
So I’m not the only one. I do that and it drives my wife nuts. She calls it “cocooning”.
TemporaryShelter9026@reddit
Absolutely accurate!
Willing_Activity426@reddit
100%
RebaKitt3n@reddit
Well that’s just common sense!
SQWRLLY1@reddit
I can't sleep with an uncovered foot hanging off the bed.
Oldebookworm@reddit
There’s a monster under the bed, so I agree. You can’t even leave one uncovered.
Coup-de-Glass@reddit
Sharing space with the Wicked Witch of the West. That requires a jump into bed so the ankles aren’t grabbed.
camusclues@reddit
I can ONLY sleep with my feet dangling off the bed, but that's because I'm tall.
DianaSironi@reddit
Bc a shark will bite it off.
SQWRLLY1@reddit
Or a psycho hiding under the bed will grab it and pull me under.
JJeepers@reddit
Yep, 55 years old and the devil will get my feet. Sisters are the same way. Thanks mom!
Diligent-Touch-5456@reddit
Not Childhood, but as a teen. I was in an armed robbery after I had been sent to clean the restrooms after they closed and one of the robbers came into the restroom with a gun. I still avoid the restrooms in that fast food chain.
Specialist-Ad-5583@reddit
I still believe in the 5 second rule. I'm an atheist but I won't mess with a ouija board... Too many scary 80's movies!
Social_Introvert_789@reddit (OP)
Hahahah. I was at a friends moms house, when my kids were small. My 2yo dropped some food on the floor, and friend very quickly picks it up before my kid can, and says to me quietly so her mom couldn’t hear her “the 5 second rule does NOT apply here” That was like 20 years ago, and I still remember that event when I hear anyone mention the 5 second rule!
One-Veterinarian2380@reddit
There are definitely exceptions to the rule...ha!
le4t@reddit
Haha, I became terrified of my Ouija board after some horror movie probably 35+ years ago. Haven't touched one since.
Inkblots2000@reddit
No way am I swimming in water that I cannot see to the bottom of. Not happening. Pool, ocean, creek? Doesn’t matter. Not happening at all.
DumberBlonde@reddit
Because I may get my foot caught in an old dumped body's ribcage.
2ndChanceAtLife@reddit
When I was learning how to water ski, I didn’t have the upper body strength to pull myself up. So each attempt had me pulled farther into the middle of the lake. I kept imagining the creatures in the muddy depths peering up at me. One & only time I tried that.
AltruisticMurderLove@reddit
It was in the middle of the lake I learned to pull myself up because hell if I was letting a shark eat me lol I was so terrified it was a one and done for me too.
KLLR_ROBOT@reddit
I saw Alligator as a kid, so I totally understand
Havacookiewhydontcha@reddit
…and maybe some piranhas too.
Havacookiewhydontcha@reddit
because Jaws.
lopix@reddit
I refuse to look at windows at night. Might be something out there looking back... Shades/curtains MUST be drawn. I am almost 54 years old and I will NOT look out a dark window.
One-Veterinarian2380@reddit
Yes, it was Amityville Horror that originally made me close curtains, etc before dark.
Sloan430@reddit
Same 😬
BigDogBo66@reddit
I’m 60 and I refuse to look out windows at night. Once the light starts dimming, I’m closing blinds. I also don’t look into the mirror if I use the bathroom at night.
wildcat_crazy_zebra@reddit
There's good logic behind choosing those blinds though; that's when people can see in and you can't really see out. That's one of my must do things too.
shankthedog@reddit
Blow spit bubbles
JonathanTrager@reddit
I still use the Force with a wave of my hand to open automatic doors.
MedievalHag@reddit
I make a grand sweeping gesture with my arms. Makes me chuckle.
amnichols@reddit
Put any kind of a hat on a bed. My dad told me it was bad luck. I later learned that this superstition comes from people who worked in the theater. My dad had actor friends so it tracks.
ItBeMe_For_Real@reddit
It was a recurring thing in the movie Drugstore Cowboy. That’s the only time I’ve heard about it.
Icy_Reply_4163@reddit
Yup, and if I by mistake glance towards the mirror I look away so fast. It’s ridiculous. But Bloody Mary or something evil could be in there! I sure as hell don’t want to see that when it’s dark and I need to go pee!
madduxcr@reddit
I have a compulsion to rock. When I was an infant, I rocked myself to sleep in the crib. As a teen, I rocked when listening to music, sitting on the floor, never thought anything about it. At work, I shook a foot under my desk vs rocking because...weird. So not rocking but always moving. Now as a senior, hubby says all rooms must have a rocker of some sort...I'm in a glide rocker right now... because "she has to rock."
Oldebookworm@reddit
I still rock sometimes to get to sleep, but yeah, I rock especially when stressed.
Fit-Olive-4680@reddit
Were you a Romanian orphan?
yecart55@reddit
I still race up the basement stairs because something may be reaching for me. Too many horror novels at a young age.
in-a-microbus@reddit
I still run up the stairs. The monster I'm trying to outrun is named "heart disease"
yecart55@reddit
Lmao awesome!
NamesAreForSuckers67@reddit
Save the biggest potato chip for last because it is the ‘Magic Potato Chip’
Jew-zilla@reddit
Same, but with French fries
NamesAreForSuckers67@reddit
Best believe that!
mosephis13@reddit
I won’t swim by the light in the deep end of my parents’ pool. Sharks are likely to come outta that thing.
(I saw the Jaws exhibit at Universal when I was much too young.)
EloquentBacon@reddit
The original Jaws is based on a true story that happened near our home. My husband still won’t go in the ocean ever though he’s in his 50’s and it didn’t even happen in the ocean.
JillyB3@reddit
I grew up in south Florida. I refuse to swim in a pool at night unless that sucker is lit up. Taking no chances with gators possibly being in the pool. The worse part is I’m also terrified a shark will come out of the lights too. So I pretty much avoid pools at night now😂
Norfolkinchanceinh__@reddit
Stepping on bugs gives me the heebeegeebees - I killed a spider with my white gogo boots in my youth I never wore them again and mom was pissed.
EloquentBacon@reddit
Agreed, one of my cats loves to eat live spiders so problem solved.
chicadeaqua@reddit
Even if it’s boiling hot, I cannot sleep without a cover because I don’t want monsters touching me.
clauderbaugh@reddit
Covers on, fans on!
Pumpnethyl@reddit
AC on 71 all night. C’mon I have solar and live in Texas. It’s one of the few perks!
thisoldguy74@reddit
It still boggles my mind that my dad turned the A/C off every single night in Southeast Texas.
Even with an adjustable thermostat, mine rarely moves more than a couple degrees either direction.
Pumpnethyl@reddit
Wow!! I live in North Texas. SE Texas should be AC blasting year round. I’ve been in Houston for Xmas and it was 70 degrees and humid. Drove back to Dallas, 40 and blue skies.
thisoldguy74@reddit
Arlington now, but grew up down there. Every night, on his way to bed, regardless of season, thermostat flipped to off.
Komaisnotsalty@reddit
Northern Canada. I've never owned an A/C in my life, but in summer - the fans are on full blast, blanket pulled up to the chin!
chicadeaqua@reddit
I’m in TX too, so not only do we take monster precautions, there are chubacabras.
AltruisticMurderLove@reddit
I live in Minnesota and in the summer the ac is on 71 and I am covered with a blanket and have a fan on. These bedroom monsters, especially the hands that are going to reach up an touch your shoulder now you don't know which side to lay on!?!!? I digress.. these monsters can not can not be taken lightly I don't care where you live!
itscuriousyah@reddit
Preach. Have to have fan sound and covers--no thin cover, no matter how nice either. Something with fill in it.
FortuneOpen5715@reddit
Yes! I need my feet covered.
SaltyDogBill@reddit
Smoke weed, put on my headphones and listen to Rush
daveyconcrete@reddit
Oh, snap that’s going on the playlist. 2112 here I come.
SaltyDogBill@reddit
I set up a listening area. Our home bar is its own room with couch, lighting, bar, art, etc. So I got a classic mid century leather recliner (not one of the big la z boy monsters). Then bought a network streamer, DAC/Headphone AMP) and some great wired headphones. Then built a little plex server and put all my FLAC on it. Works great.
Turbulent_Tale6497@reddit
This makes a lot of sense, though
Plenty_Cress_1359@reddit
Literally can’t read any of this because it’s dark, I’m alone and it will terrify me! I’ll come back when it’s light out.
jamieshaw76@reddit
Answer phantom phone calls that only played a certain song every time I answered.
sineofthetimes@reddit
If I'm a passenger in a car and looking out the side window, I will lift the toes on my foot to "jump" over the telephone poles as we pass them.
Lazy_Tomato4321@reddit
When driving over train tracks I lift my feet off of the car floor. If there is a train ABOVE me as I drive under the overpass I cover my head with my hand.
Free_Young4188@reddit
Trying not to step on cracks in the sidewalk 🤷
Certain-Criticism-51@reddit
To cope with this one on our long walks to school, my sister and I made up a new rule: step on a second crack to unbreak Mom's back.
Problem solved! You're welcome. 😀
lucyknub10@reddit
Same
sixteenHandles@reddit
Windows at night should be shaded or the floating dead kids from Salem’s Lot will be there tapping at my window.
Haki23@reddit
Open the window Mark!
sixteenHandles@reddit
Honestly it doesn’t hit as hard now lol. The image and feeling in my memory is way scarier. The memory still scares me but this scene doesn’t. 🤷♂️
ObiWanKnieval@reddit
I know that's right!
itscuriousyah@reddit
My arm out the passenger window, hand diving and climbing with the wind.
Spazz4Fun@reddit
Yes yes yes! And showing off the welts from when a big bug bounces off your hand🤩
MsPrpl@reddit
Ah, yes. After a long day at the beach.
Drive home, salt and sand hair blowing in the wind, the feeling of sun-kissed skin, arm out the window hand moving through the air like the waves...
Komaisnotsalty@reddit
Beach?
*makes confused landlocked Canadian noses*
itscuriousyah@reddit
Heck yeah.
Glittering-Wrap-9814@reddit
Cannot agree more with avoiding the bathroom mirror in the dark AT ALL COSTS!!! Also still get freaked out getting into/out of bed sometimes at night because of the monsters that grab feet and pull us under and I’m sixty for gods sake!
EngineeringTom@reddit
Same. I’m 51 and if it crosses my mind when I’m on the way back to bed I will almost literally hop into the bed.
Spazz4Fun@reddit
I still hold my breath going past a cemetery. I don’t even do it consciously at this point. It’s just encoded.
kydi73@reddit
I still do this too, and also lift my feet when crossing over train tracks.
Spazz4Fun@reddit
Can you find a screw to hold in, too? I hear that helps keep your vehicle from falling apart 🤣🤣
DragonflySmall6867@reddit
I had friends who did this.
KLLR_ROBOT@reddit
What is that about? I’m not familiar with it.
Spazz4Fun@reddit
It’s to keep yourself from breathing in the ghosts and evil spirits as you drive by.
There was a cemetery at an intersection where we frequently stopped. Ended up learning how to hold my breath for an extended length of time thanks to that red light…
Fine-Mine-3281@reddit
I was thought you could “inhale the spirits” around a cemetery so you’d hold your breath and not inhale til you were comfortable breathing again
Automatic-Record7385@reddit
When using straws, I still blow off the paper wrapper and try to hit a target, usually my kids.
Komaisnotsalty@reddit
NO! You gotta pull it off so is scrunches to a dot then use the straw to put a dot of water on it so then it 'explodes' to a 'giant' worm.
Automatic-Record7385@reddit
I would probably do that if there were no targets around me.
Fine-Mine-3281@reddit
Isn’t this obligated through law?
AltruisticMurderLove@reddit
I believe it is
LaLionneEcossaise@reddit
I scrunch the paper wrapper down the straw until it’s all accordion-like, then push it off the straw. Then I use the straw to drop a single drop of my drink on the wrapper, so it slowly re-expands like a growing worm.
Chance-Sun-9103@reddit
I used adult methods to solve a childhood problem. 3 big sliding closet doors in my bedroom but I had to move the kitty litter to one spot which meant I couldn't obsessively close the doors at bed.
Solution? I removed all three closet doors so it is now just an alcove in my bedroom. no such things as alcove monsters.
DragonflySmall6867@reddit
Brilliant!
Massive_Loss_9692@reddit
There was a Highlights magazine at the dentist. I was there a lot. I always read them, and the one story about the boy who left his hand up while he slept so Jesus could take him scared the shit outta me. Never leave my hands uncovered while I sleep
Aprilskies10@reddit
I still sleep with a stuffed animal.
meatwads_sweetie@reddit
Me too
stinkyswife@reddit
Count the stairs as I go up them
DragonflySmall6867@reddit
I've always done this
Own-Yam-8750@reddit
Not putting my purse on the floor or you will lose money.
Cold_in_Lifes_Throes@reddit
I do this too. Or don’t do it 🤣
Fit-Olive-4680@reddit
I just had this thought last night. I got up to go to the bathroom and avoided looking at the full length mirror on my closet door. Lol
Bx3_27@reddit
My grandfather told me that when he and his siblings were young that it was common knowledge that witches would come into young children's rooms at night, turn them into horses and ride them through briar patches. Sometimes before they left they would cut off a toe. I'm almost 50 yrs old and to this day it doesn't matter if it's 10 degrees or a 105 degrees, i absolutely have to have a blanket at least on my feet.
justjessica79@reddit
For some reason I always kiss my hand (like how you blow a kiss ) and then touch the roof of the car when I drive through yellow lights at intersections. I do it without thinking and I have no idea where it came from.
DragonflySmall6867@reddit
Same
Able-Contest-8984@reddit
High School. I know that's where it came from but I don't know why it or how it started. I had friends that did it.
PlentyIndividual3168@reddit
We did the same, but it was like a wish on a shooting star.
PrestigiousDish3547@reddit
Slug Bug…but modernized it to “Cyber-Slug” when ever we see a Cyber truck (and I flip them off because….. cyber truck)
Social_Introvert_789@reddit (OP)
Oooh good one!!! I like it!
rah1974@reddit
I always double check the rice before eating it, sleep with the closet door closed and never have the static on the tv. Poltergeist messed me up.
Able-Contest-8984@reddit
I house sit at a house that has a closet full of boxed up Barbie dolls--all in their original boxes so you can see them-- and it's right next to the guest bed. In the years that I've been house sitting for this family, I've spent a lot of nights sleeping on their couch so that I don't have to sleep in the bed next to the closet full of dolls, even though the bed is very much more comfortable. And I feel ridiculous every time.
kirabug37@reddit
I still throw salt over my shoulder if i spill it
Camaschrist@reddit
Same but I never know which shoulder so I throw it over both. I also fear I may have spilled one or two salt crystals so I throw salt just in case. I make sure my dog isn’t hounding me when I do it because I have almost hit her with it.
hawksmarinerz@reddit
yep! that was ingrained (haha) from a young age
L_wanderlust@reddit
What a mess! 😂
GadgetQueen@reddit
Can't let any extremity dangle off the side of the bed when sleeping because there might be a face hugger alien (from the Aliens movie) hiding under the bed waiting to grab an extremity like happened to Sigourney Weaver and the little girl sleeping on that cot.
Taminella_Grinderfal@reddit
Or the Clown from Poltergeist or that little fetish doll in Trilogy of Terror.
TheGreatLabMonkey@reddit
No appendages hanging over the side of the bed at night.
I saw Critters (or at least 5 minutes of it) - it taught me this lesson and as an almost 50 yo, I stick to the lesson learned.
Marlboromatt324@reddit
I did too!! Never sleep with appendages hanging off. Now even if my feet are uncovered at night, I still will wiggle them in my sleep, I guess to make the monsters think I’m really awake?
Camaschrist@reddit
I’ve never been able to sleep with no bedding on me. Even on hot summer nights with no ac I had to have at least a sheet covering me.
gerwen@reddit
Jaws did this to me. Because obviously the bed is the boat.
MountainMixture9645@reddit
This makes PERFECT SENSE to me!!!! 😂
dreamrdad7@reddit
This kind of applies I think. At some point during 90s teenage years, we had ants in corners of clothing storage cabinets, shelves. Once while trying to put on fresh underwear from this shelf, I felt something bite me down there. So I got into the habit of dusting my underwear before wearing it. The habit never left. I still do it at age 47. I’m not even in the same country anymore and we don’t get ants ever, where we store clothes. lol.
flyboy_za@reddit
Touch my nose and toes when I see an ambulance. Not sure where the saying comes from, but if you see one you say "touch my nose and touch my toes so I never go in one of those!"
My mom used to say this whenever one came past when I was kid in Zimbabwe in the early 80s.
Traditional_Fan_2655@reddit
Nightlights.
I can see better in the dark, but somehow the nightlight is for things in the corner I can't see. Just in case.
CharmingWoodpecker68@reddit
I still can't put a feet out of the bed because of the crocodiles:/
Key_Mastodon_3525@reddit
LOL - never choose the urinal in the middle unless there's no other choice
Lthrr9@reddit
Same! For the same reason,I’ve never turned toward the bathroom mirror at night even though I go a couple of times during the night. And I removed the full length mirror from my bedroom.
ColorfulEgg@reddit
I say righty tighty lefty loosey
tandem_kayak@reddit
The mirror in the dark never bothered me, but we bought a home that had two mirrors in the bathroom across from each other, so you had the infinite mirror thing going on, and that freaked me out. I was just sure I was going to see alternate universe people deep in the reflections. Within a week I had removed one of the mirrors. Nobody is opening any portals to another dimension on my watch!
Perfect_Ball_220@reddit
the mirror at night never bothered me until a couple months ago. I saw something on Instagram that freaked me TF out so I suddenly have this new fear - at the ripe ole age of 50 😱
NicolleL@reddit
I don’t like turning on the fan in a bathroom because we had bees/hornet/wasps come out of the one in our downstairs bathroom once.
GrumpySnarf@reddit
That would be a big "nope" from me. Forever.
Goldfish_cracker_84@reddit
I'm still "scared of the dark" and keep xmas lights on most of the time in my kitchen, bedroom, and office/living room. Just helps things feel less lonely, i think.
Melissaschwart@reddit
a couple of years ago I would wake up my husband to take me to the bathroom in the middle of the night because I’m scared of the dark.
EveningRequirement27@reddit
What? A couple of years ago you started this even though you’ve always been scared of the dark? You just became scared of the dark? You still do this? Sooooooo many questions
Melissaschwart@reddit
Yes because of the set up of our house.the bedroom to the bathroom is creepy.before we always lived in mobile homes and the bathroom was always right next to our room so I wasn’t scared then.but ever since living in this creepy shot gun house my scaredy cat self came back.when I was little the house I lived in was creepy as well.one time when I was around 5 I had to go pee and my grandma wouldn’t take me to the bathroom so I went pee in kitchen sink.my grandma was in the living room right next to kitchen.she found out and I got my ass beat.
EveningRequirement27@reddit
Ok, yeah. All that actually makes sense now that you explain it. Carry on.
Rhiannon8404@reddit
Maybe, "up until a couple years ago"? That's how I read it, until I realized that's not actually what it said
Infamous-Yak2864@reddit
I got my cooties shot, so I'm all good...and I'm drinkin' milk...
Jew-zilla@reddit
⭕️⭕️⚫️⚫️
Jew-zilla@reddit
I don’t use crosswalks. I had to cross highway 41 to get to school. Never used crosswalks. I’d wait a few hundred feet from the light, go halfway and hop on the median when there was no traffic. Wait again on the median for traffic to clear the other way, and cross the other half. Still do that to this day. Bothers my wife to no end. The closet call I’ve ever had is a car going about 60 within 10 feet of me.
I was bullied as a kid and do not like people behind me because of it. If someone approaches me from behind and surprises me, my natural reaction is to throw an elbow. My wife learned that lesson the hard way. Once.
Curious_Field7953@reddit
I don't say "Bloody Mary" OR "Candyman" 3 times in a dark room with a mirror.
I DO, however, step on every fucking crack in hopes that I DO break my Momma's back bc that baphomet deserves so much worse.
kittyshakedown@reddit
My feet have to be covered when I’m in bed. Otherwise something will grab them.
chicadeaqua@reddit
Same
kittyshakedown@reddit
My husband can throw the covers off all Willy nilly. His feet are just there for something to get at…
And he does not care if the closet door is opened or closed when he goes to bed.
Exposed feet AND slightly cracked closet door??? He is just begging for problems.
Havacookiewhydontcha@reddit
What do you see in this man? He’s asking for trouble 😂😂
kittyshakedown@reddit
He is hot AF. There’s that.
But his feet!!! He’s going to be sorry one day.
Havacookiewhydontcha@reddit
👍😂
Bk_Punisher@reddit
Some nights I leave the bedroom door slightly cracked open. 😂🤣 The wife hates it.
kittyshakedown@reddit
You sleep with the bedroom door closed?????? For no reason???
Where do you live? Elm Street?
lol. Just joking but the door being closed all night would make me feel smothered and like there will be something there BOO! When I open the door in the morning.
Bk_Punisher@reddit
Usually it’s around this time of year. Having the room door open keeps the room from getting too hot.
AltruisticMurderLove@reddit
Omg my son in law is like this! My daughter and I have had many long talks about this behind his back and to his face. I just don't understand that younger generation 😂
kittyshakedown@reddit
Right! I should have thought this through when we decided to get married. Teasing all the under bed things with his bare feet.
Status-Compote5994@reddit
Just my butt for me. The monsters can touch anything but my butt.
AltruisticMurderLove@reddit
🫣 There is something wrong with you lol
FortuneOpen5715@reddit
I do the same.
Apprehensive-Arm9902@reddit
I can't sleep if the dresser drawers aren't fully shut. Called out by my hubby I described drawer fairies. Kind of Harry Potter esque creatures. I do not truly believe in them. It's just ocd.
Infamous-Yak2864@reddit
I can't either...lets too much light in...
WhereItsAt75@reddit
Underpants gnomes
cagirlinoh@reddit
When I use the bathroom (specifically the commode) I still look into the bowl before I sit down in case there’s a snake in there to bite me in the ass. Also when the thermostat kicks on, I used to think that sound meant the cage to the alligator pen was just opened. Not so much now but that gig with the commode is still a thing. 😆
Bk_Punisher@reddit
Had a neighbor growing up who went to use the toilet and there was a rat staring at her. She panicked, closed the lid and called for help. The rat swam up the drainpipe to exit the toilet!!! After a few sprinkles of drain cleaner it turned and swam back down to the abyss. It’s not just snakes you should be looking for. 🤷🏻♂️
cagirlinoh@reddit
😳
Bk_Punisher@reddit
Saw that fucker with my own eyes. I wouldn’t have believed it if someone told me.
cagirlinoh@reddit
Yikes! 😬
well-it-was-rubbish@reddit
Never pour drain cleaner into a toilet.
Bk_Punisher@reddit
Wasn’t my toilet and someone else did it. 👍🏼
mtngoat7@reddit
It’s too early for this shit
Bk_Punisher@reddit
Probably what the rat was thinking.
paisleygrl89@reddit
Yeah, I always look too, which means the light comes on at night. You never know what might be in there!! My neighbor had a toad in her bowl one time... there is danger everywhere 😖
punkwalrus@reddit
Tip: the snakes don't hide in the bowl, usually unless they had just fallen in and got stuck because they are too small, but between the seat and the rim. Also, snakes usually hate being in or near a residential toilet because it sucks heat from their body, so you have less to worry about snakes in a ceramic toilet than, say, a wooden outhouse.
cagirlinoh@reddit
When you’re 7 years old with older brothers that are jerks, the struggle is real! 🙄
Havacookiewhydontcha@reddit
There could for real be a spider under there. In an area of the country where black widows and brown recluses are common, that’s not a joke.
cagirlinoh@reddit
Fair enough!
Social_Introvert_789@reddit (OP)
The snake in the toilet just unlocked for me too now! Damn I forgot about that!
cagirlinoh@reddit
Sorry! 😣 Older brothers are jerks!
Aggravating_Peach_94@reddit
My mom told me that if you look at a mirror in the dark the devil can look back at you. I am an atheist and never ever look at mirror if I needo to pee at night. Never. Ever.
Emotional_Ad5714@reddit
Satan has the power to help you if you let him in.
Aggravating_Peach_94@reddit
I just do t want him to watch me pee.
marythegr8@reddit
Hit the ceiling of the car if I’m going through a stale yellow light.
HeffalumpAndMopsy@reddit
It is a sure fire way to make it through!
gerwen@reddit
yessir. No idea where i picked it up.
Chance-Night3198@reddit
I thought I saw a face in my closet in the middle of the night when I was about 10--kinda like the face the wicked queen sees in the mirror in Snow White. Since then I've never slept with a closet door open. And when I visit home and have to sleep in that room again I sleep with my back to the closet (even though it's closed) so I won't see what's about to murder me.
Recently, I put a motion sensor light in my current closet because it's small and dark. I woke up in the middle of the night and saw light streaming under the door. I grabbed a baseball bat and had to be brave and investigate. No monsters but that light got removed immediately.
thisoldguy74@reddit
I own and wear Air Jordans. And other interesting sneakers that look outta place on a 50 year old. Not the super expensive ones or exclusives or anything. Just the type my parents would never buy.
My wife dies laughing when I get acknowledged by hip looking guys out in public. She swears I walk differently afterwards with a funny look on my face.
Zealousideal_Draw_94@reddit
Running around the yard
Snickerpants@reddit
HELL NO I'm not looking at mirrors in the dark. That's just good sense though.
Shudders in Candyman
O-really@reddit
I never sleep with my back to a doorway.
cronediddlyumptious@reddit
All the rainbow trinkets and stickers I couldn't get when I was younger I'm getting now.
catsdelicacy@reddit
Every time I have to say, "Hey, you guys!" I say it like the dude from The Goonies. Every time. It makes less and less sense every year, but I wont stop
gerwen@reddit
You probably already know this, but Sloth got "Hey you guys!" from the Electric company, the kids show from the '70s. I think Rita Moreno is the original.
Rhiannon8404@reddit
I do the Electric Company version. I love Rita Moreno.
TheNolaCatLady@reddit
All I know is the Electric Company version. I honestly don't think I've ever watched The Goonies. Maybe I've seen bits and pieces of it, but I don't remember ever watching the entire movie.
Rhiannon8404@reddit
Same. I've seen clips, but I've never actually watched the movie.
gerwen@reddit
You have excellent taste in old references, and music, judging by your username.
catsdelicacy@reddit
Yeah but I'm not doing that, I'm doing the Sloth version because that's what I watched?
Thanks for the research, I guess?
Social_Introvert_789@reddit (OP)
Please don’t ever stop! I would get so thrilled if I heard this in real life from some stranger
catsdelicacy@reddit
Young people give me that look, you know? The old lady not making sense and is maybe dangerous look.
It's okay, I used to get the that young lady is not making sense and is maybe dangerous look, so it's basically the same with less leering
in-a-microbus@reddit
When I was 4 my older cousin (who had seen some documentary on pinworms or hookworms or some other worm that burrows into the skin) told me that earthworms will burrow into your hand if you hold them too long.
By the time I was a teen I knew better and would hold earthworms without flinching. But man I still get a creepy feeling to have them wriggle in my hand.
xanadude13@reddit
You are not alone! LOL
ToxicAdamm@reddit
I won't swallow my gum because I was told as a kid that it will get stuck in my lungs.
Even though I know the truth, I still obsessively find a place to spit it out.
Civil_Inspector_5697@reddit
I thought gum would stay in my stomach for seven years.
GooseySill@reddit
Why can't it be both?
Civil_Inspector_5697@reddit
Never said it couldn’t! 😃
GooseySill@reddit
I like the cut of your jib.
marythegr8@reddit
Appendix.
DepecheClashJen@reddit
I'm still terrified of basements. We have a finished basement and I won't go down there alone.
saposguy@reddit
We never had a basement growing up, so I've only got bad examples from movies to go off of. I visited an aunt a few years ago and they put me in the guest room in the basement. I was terrified! At the time I was in my late 30s and I could barely get down the stairs. Luckily my wife distracted me once I made it down the stairs. I did not sleep well.
Remarkable-Hawkeye@reddit
When I’m watering the lawn with the spray gun, I still make machine gun sounds like I’m jacking dudes up. Confirmed with two neighbors that they do this too.
TemporaryShelter9026@reddit
It’s good to know I’m not the only one who has Bloody Mary flashbacks! 😂
Social_Introvert_789@reddit (OP)
Right? I should ask my kids if they know about her. I wonder when it stopped being a “thing”.
pinknewf@reddit
Core memory unlocked. For me (east coast US) it’s Black Aggie. I think she was supposed to be a nun. Still can’t look in a mirror in the dark at almost 60.
TemporaryShelter9026@reddit
A nun! That’s even worse! 😱
doghouse2001@reddit
Pretty much everything. I don't see myself as a grown ass adult. I'm a retired man, but I'm still see myself as a teenager. lol. Other real men drive expensive cars and smoke cigars and buy and sell whole businesses and real estate, or are lawyers and doctors... but I have my music collections, comic books, sci-fi, creating, making, 3D printing, woodshop, photography, travel... things I couldn't afford as a kid, but now finally have the time and money for. My whole life doesn't make sense as a grown ass adult.
Komaisnotsalty@reddit
Hell YES!
I worked in banks for 25+ years.
Banker in formal business attire by day, playing MTG & D&D at night.
Still do. Thursday night is ladies night at my apartment. I have 3 gal pals that come over, we eat like we're 19 year old frat boys and beat the shit out of each other in Magic the Gathering, talk comics and movies, and what D&D campaigns we're playing.
We range in age from 35 to my 54, none of us has kids, we might show up in PJs, and we all regret the junk food the next day and don't care. We do it again the following week.
And heaven help us all if we crack out Settlers of Catan. We take that game SERIOUSLY.
I'm probably one of the oldest women anywhere that I know of still playing league MTG, come to think of it.
yerfdog65@reddit
I made it all the way to retirement without growing up and no one was the wiser... well, mostly.
NeighborhoodNo4274@reddit
Yup! I’ve never had a career. It took me until a few years ago to figure out what I wanted to be when I grew up. Now I’m doing it but I started at the bottom and my car is older than most of my coworkers.
Aventinium@reddit
When we had a gold fish in a bowl my grandmother told me not to breathe into the bowl because it could kill the fish. I don't know why she said that, but to this day I hold my breath when looking into my fish tank from above.
BenefitAdvanced@reddit
I build forts in the living room to watch tv with my nephew. I say i’m doing it for him but I really do it for me.
Komaisnotsalty@reddit
I'm not sure I could get my arthritic ass under a chair anymore! LOL!
atxtopdx@reddit
I love making them for my kids when they are (kind of) sick and home from school. I will bring the pop up sun shade into the living room and then puts lots of blankets and pillows inside and make them all cozy while I wait on them like little princes.
Makes them feel better.
DysfnctionalbyChoice@reddit
Hanging out with younger kids can be the best fun, assuming you know them and aren't creepy about it. It let's you act like a kid and you have an excuse for it (other than dementia).
dirtybo0ts@reddit
FORTS! 👌
Komaisnotsalty@reddit
I don't walk on sidewalk cracks and if I accidentally do so, I gotta do the same with the other foot to make it 'even' and then it's okay again.
It's something I did as a kid and I've never been able to ditch how weird my feet feel when one touches a crack and the other doesn't.
tiggonfire@reddit
Did you jump the cracks in the sidewalks with the front tire of your bike too? That was fun 😄
Komaisnotsalty@reddit
I lived in the boonies and when we moved to town, we had no sidewalks, just dirt!
So classy. 😆
tiggonfire@reddit
Sounds lovely really! I think I may have jumped twigs when riding on dirt!
scarletOwilde@reddit
Talk to animals in an interpretation of their sounds. Attracted an owl to my garden last week. T’woooo!
herongale@reddit
I had the same Bloody Mary fears, and habits! Ultimately I had to remove the mirror from my bedroom and even though the fear has abated, I have still never gone back to having a mirror in the bedroom. And yeah, I still need the light on at night if I go to the bathroom, even if I’d prefer to keep it off :)
reluctantrevenant@reddit
Yes! I have a beautiful standing mirror and I had to put it on the other side of my dresser so it doesn't face my bed. I couldn't give the monsters a chance to look at me while I'm sleeping.
Doesn't go with the loom of the room at all, but I don't care.
Social_Introvert_789@reddit (OP)
I’m glad that there’s others out there with the same (I don’t know what to call it) irrational fears !!
I mean I’m not glad you were also traumatized by the story, but you know what I mean.
hawksmarinerz@reddit
I try very hard not to step on cracks in the sidewalk
Cruise1313@reddit
I will not step on cracks that would break my mama’s back even though she has passed.
Outrageous-Peanut-44@reddit
I can remember stomping on every single crack once when I was about 7 and mad at my mom. When I was a teenager, she had to have back surgery. Even though I knew it wasn’t my fault, the guilt I felt was real.
Curious_Dot3635@reddit
I did the same thing. My mother was a terrible person. Never worked though
Somedaydreamer22@reddit
I have a nightlight in the bathroom but I do try not to look at myself in the middle of the night. Mirrors in general freak me out & I refuse to have one in my bedroom. When I was younger I was staying at a family friend’s house. The room had a mirror across from the bed. I had a nightmare where I woke up, looked in the mirror & my reflection smiled at me.
No mirrors!
AltruisticMurderLove@reddit
I have two mirrors in my house one in each bathroom and that's one too many if you ask me.
FortuneOpen5715@reddit
I hate mirrors too.
KuchDaddy@reddit
Run up the stairs using my hands too.
PoorGovtDoctor@reddit
Actually listen to FM radio? I admit it’s a little disheartening that the music I like is now on the oldies station though lol
AltruisticMurderLove@reddit
It's also in the grocery stores
KLLR_ROBOT@reddit
That can’t be, the oldies station only plays 50’s music!
froction@reddit
Oldies? Like Pearl Jam?
PoorGovtDoctor@reddit
Yeah, but the real wtf moment was heating some Spacehog on the oldies!
Poultrygeist74@reddit
“This is THEE classic rock station! Now here’s 3 Doors Down…”
It’s playing as I’m typing this
Havacookiewhydontcha@reddit
Seriously the oldies station hits hards now, I love it so much! 😂
Havacookiewhydontcha@reddit
sp/ hard
mika00004@reddit
I sit outside A LOT. If someone is watching something I dont want to watch i go outside. I probably spend most of my off time sitting outside.
jumpyjumperoo@reddit
I can't sleep if part of me is hanging off the bed because Jaws will get me. Also extends to my husband and son. Part hanging off the bed? Not if I can help it.
This craziness brought to you by my parents who assumed we would sleep in the back of the station wagon while at the drive in so they could watch Jaws. I was 4 or 5. I did not sleep. Good times.
Wise_Quality_5083@reddit
Same was 4 when I saw Jaws. That’s not right
altrudee@reddit
I was 9 and my parents thought it was a great idea to take us while we were on vacation at the beach.
jumpyjumperoo@reddit
Yeah, we were in New England also at the beach.
DueConversation5269@reddit
candyman
the-mare-bear@reddit
I never step on cracks, as my mother has enough problems and doesn’t need a broken back.
Neren1138@reddit
My mom or my aunt had this book and there’s one passage that I still remember 😂
“Our formal introduction to anxiety and attendant neurotic behavior comes at the exact moment when we first hear: “Step on a crack, break your mother’s back.” These words have an immediate and profound effect on the way we look at things (not to mention the way we walk).
We perceive for the first time that harmony and happiness hang in the most delicate balance and that unless we are forever vigilant the world easily can dissolve into chaos. We are almost positive that the words themselves can’t be true, yet we take them to heart. After all, who wants to be the one child in a million who knowingly steps on a crack only to come home and find his or her mother writhing in pain on the living room floor?”
KLLR_ROBOT@reddit
Now I have to read the rest of that book
Neren1138@reddit
It’s on the Internet Archive.
If I had time today I’d reread it myself! 😂
KLLR_ROBOT@reddit
Thanks! 🙏🏼
Available-Lecture-21@reddit
Thanks!
Responsible-Middle35@reddit
I like coloring books. The only crayon is Crayola and their distinctive scent. Oh and now we have gel pens! Kid me didn't have gel pens so I buy tons of those. Whether crayons, gel pens or colored pencils, it's sooo nice spending an hour or two coloring Disney villains or Lisa Frank while playing a movie or listening to music.
dab70@reddit
I do this too. It's relaxing. But I'm more inclined to use colored pencils sometimes.
Responsible-Middle35@reddit
I've always been cheap on pencils until I tried some decent ones. Really makes a difference.
LizTruth@reddit
I keep my hair long because I almost drowned when I was 3, and my mom saved me by pulling me up by my hair. I've tried cutting it short, but it just feels wrong.
AltruisticMurderLove@reddit
Same ... I was 4 and was trying to surf a wave like my parents did. My dad's friend accidentally found me by my long hair. He thought it was some sort of weed and moved it out of his way and I was attached. My hair today is half way to my knees lol. I also unbuckle my seat belt if I am forced by gun point to travel over a bridge lol
tmsaunders@reddit
I hold my breath (or try my hardest to) every time I travel through a tunnel. I’m from W. PA, so we have a couple.
Also, every time I cross a railroad track I lift my legs..even if I’m driving.
CaydeTheCat@reddit
The Fort Pitt Tubes have entered the chat...
kirabug37@reddit
Having driven from Philly to Pittsburgh multiple times I am impressed that you haven’t died of hypoxia yet
tmsaunders@reddit
I was really proud of myself on our way back to North Carolina that I made it through both tunnels on I77 without dying 😂
Estilady@reddit
The Bloody Mary thing still lives in my head. I have a small night lamp in bathroom thats a soft glow. I avert my eyes from the mirror. Big relief when I’m back in bed.
AltruisticMurderLove@reddit
Omg so many Blood Mary comments. ME TOO! At night to pee first I need to take my chances with the thing that I know lives under my bed, run past the ghost in the hall and then there is the dreaded mirror! I have a pink salt night light in the bathroom but still never ever look in the mirror! Then I do my business staring at the shower curtain with suspension. Then have to do all the things again in reverse! Oh I hate the night 😂
Estilady@reddit
I think about the boy in 6 th sense peeing in the middle of the night. Knowing. So terrifying. 😳😂
NeighborhoodNo4274@reddit
Driving under a stone arch bridge still requires knocking on the ceiling of the car and yelling “Yay trolls!”
Civil_Inspector_5697@reddit
Lift my feet off the car floor whilst driving over train tracks while simultaneously lick my index finger and tap the inside of the roof.
MrsUnrulyFarms@reddit
Why do we do that?
MsPrpl@reddit
Yes, remind me please?
theghostofcslewis@reddit
I take my seatbelt off a block or two from home. Also, I often dispel hints of the supernatural through logic and reason.
ReverendDizzle@reddit
I've never heard of this. Why?
theghostofcslewis@reddit
I suppose preparedness would be the best answer.
beepbooponyournose@reddit
They say most accidents occur close to home so maybe rethink that!
guy5861@reddit
I always did that but bought a new truck that dings as soon as you remove the seatbelt so I stopped
Charliesmum97@reddit
I am 100% the exact same way re: going into a darkened bathroom. Someone told me that story when I was young, and even now I dont want to be in the dark, just in case I accidently summon Bloody Mary.
RG1527@reddit
eat peanut butter sandwiches - every day for breakfast.
RealityDependency@reddit
I will not dangle my legs over the side of a bed in the dark. Gage (from Pet Cemetery) could be under there waiting for my ankles! 😆
sixteenHandles@reddit
Not just your ankle. He will slice your Achilles tendon with a scalpel. Where did he get a scalpel? I don’t remember.
littlebroknstillgood@reddit
Dad was a doctor, probably got it from his medical bag
GooseySill@reddit
I was worried about Bloody Mary...but then I saw Candyman in the theater. There was a new one to be worried about now.
elcad@reddit
We had Black Aggie here. Have an older friend that's afraid to say "Candyman" once.
GooseySill@reddit
I forgot to add RIP Tony Todd...
airckarc@reddit
When I’m home alone and walking around the house, I’ll put my arm straight out and imagine my hand as an airplane. Make it bank around corners and dodge my wife’s plants, the dog, and so on. Sometimes I’ll make jet noises.
KLLR_ROBOT@reddit
I still do that, but while I’m driving.
sstressfl@reddit
And sing buh buh buh benny and the jets..
Social_Introvert_789@reddit (OP)
I actually love this so much!
Havacookiewhydontcha@reddit
I still play my favorite video game every day, on a console not my phone.
Cruise1313@reddit
Same
Gadoosh1231@reddit
Same. I grew up an Atari/Nintendo kid, and I still play my switch every single day.
eboy71@reddit
I still adore my 64! I still use a Commodore 64 regularly, playing games and typing in programs from 80s computer magazines.
postfuture@reddit
Saturday morning cartoons (download them myself) with a dessert-for-breakfast item (ala Pop-tarts)
Cruise1313@reddit
That sounds wonderful!
KLLR_ROBOT@reddit
Sounds like heaven
Cruise1313@reddit
My grandmother told me if a black cat passes in front of you I am to spit on the ground 3 times. Gotta do what grandma instructed me to! 😉
Frigidspinner@reddit
I still wont walk on cracks in the pavement
KLLR_ROBOT@reddit
Same! I have always consciously avoided cracks while walking.
cleveland_leftovers@reddit
My mom had scoliosis and a myriad of other back issues when I was a kid.
I also avoid cracks to this day. Seems the polite thing to do.
stuffmikesees@reddit
Yeah I mean what are you trying to break your mother's back?
oscar-the-bud@reddit
Pull my pants and underwear down to my ankles when I pee in public urinals
KLLR_ROBOT@reddit
But you don’t know where those floors have been!
CDubs_94@reddit
Korvanacor@reddit
I too avoid looking at mirrors in dark rooms. It goes back to when I saw the ghost of my great grandfather who turned out to be great grandma without her wig.
Key-Regret-7812@reddit
I make my husband sleep closest to the door. Because monsters. They can eat him while I get away. I told him it's because he's so strong that he could take out an intruder, but nah, it's monsters. He's going to be monster food someday.
beepbooponyournose@reddit
Before bed I check under the bed “for cats” but really I’m checking for monsters lol
Lily_V_@reddit
No body parts hanging off the bed at night. The devil will pull me into hell.
Automatic-Record7385@reddit
That's why I have a captains bed. People think it is just for the storage. Nope. No room for the creatures to hide under the bed.
KLLR_ROBOT@reddit
Active_Shopping7439@reddit
Can confirm. I'm in hell right now from sticking a leg out
DullNeedleworker3447@reddit
Run the microwave for 69 seconds if something needs a quick warmup.
Skatchbro@reddit
Nice.
No-Application-1619@reddit
Cheapest chicken sandwich available, add mustard and mayonnaise and pickle. Boom. School lunch.
SevereIdea@reddit
I’m not afraid of the bathroom mirror in the dark, but I ALWAYS check behind the shower curtain!
Civil_Inspector_5697@reddit
I even do that at other peoples’ houses!!!
SevereIdea@reddit
Hell yeah!! If I can see behind it, I better check. There could be a killer behind there!
Thanks for the award!’ That’s awesome!
Civil_Inspector_5697@reddit
Right?! That’s just good common sense! 😆
Environmental-Song16@reddit
I'm still afraid of basements.
Sometimes I forget that all the food is mine and I don't have to ask for permission to eat.
I still hate it when I'm feeling watched while doing chores. I know I'm not being watched but my parents would do that and I just can't shake it off.
KLLR_ROBOT@reddit
That food one strikes a chord with me
mom2ajs5@reddit
Basements and attics! I hate them both. Terrifying!
Environmental-Song16@reddit
They really are!
omfgwhatever@reddit
The cleaning thing hits with me. Everyone has to leave the house before I'll clean. I feel self-conscious about it.
Environmental-Song16@reddit
Same! It's so annoying because I just want to clean and organize things and feel normal lol
MuddyPig168@reddit
I purposely beckon Bloody Mary. She still hasn’t show her face in the last 54 years.
UpstairsCommittee894@reddit
but do you have the nerve to call candyman?
AriadneThread@reddit
Don't challenge anyone! This is how people die!
MuddyPig168@reddit
Done that too.
But the real question is, do you like scary movies?
Well, do ya?
Miss-Asshole@reddit
Read my TV Digest to figure out what time my favorite programs are on.
umeboshiplumpaste@reddit
As a little kid, I used to lay down on the bathroom floor with the lights off and the bathtub running, or I'd ask my parents if I could "hang out" in the bathroom when they took their showers. I'd just curl up on the floor with a blanket and disappear. I'm almost 52, and if it didnt' cost money and waste water, I would still do that every day if I could. So I sleep all night with a very loud recording of a bathtub filling up. I can't sleep without it.
DorktorJones@reddit
Well that's different.
umeboshiplumpaste@reddit
Some people drank and did drugs. I did the bathtub thing.
Traditional_Sir_4503@reddit
You should move to the shore or near a rollicking river.
umeboshiplumpaste@reddit
It's a bathtub thing. It's not the same as the sounds of a body of water. I have no say in it.
TakeOnMe-TakeOnMe@reddit
I play with toys.
Christina_Beena@reddit
I run my ass up the stairs if I have to turn out the lights before going up.
I have walked up my stairs to turn the hall light on and walked back down to turn out the downstairs lights 😆 I still don't linger tho
AriadneThread@reddit
I was the one kid that Nancy Reagan's campaign on scary drugs worked. Then, the one time I tried pot with a friend in the rural countryside, we got hungry, broke some eggs to scramble them, and one had a half formed chick inside. Took me YEARS to eat eggs again.
hottie-von-coolie@reddit
I cannot imagine how freaked out you were!!
AriadneThread@reddit
"Not cool, omg, not cool" 😆
WasLeftUnsupervised@reddit
If you are going to turn on the light, Social_Introvert_789, keep one eye closed. When you turn the light back off, you'll be able to see with your night vision out of that eye you had closed.
(This is the real reason pirates wore an eye patch, although for battle, not peeing at night)
darkon@reddit
That works, and it's a plausible reason for pirates wearing eyepatches, but supposedly there's no documentary evidence for such a practice. I've also heard that sailors were often blinded from using a cross-staff: "observations of the sun required the navigator to look directly at the sun". Also plausible, but some cross-staffs were fitted with smoked glass to alleviate this problem.
I suspect the real reason is that sailing in the age of sail was a hazardous profession, and pirating even more so. There were plenty of reasons to lose an eye or be blinded. The wikipedia article suggests that the association of pirates and eyepatches is from popular novels (such as Treasure Island) in the 19^th century.
iswallowmygum@reddit
I never sleep with my leg hanging off the bed
paisleygrl89@reddit
A leg, an arm or my long hair... none can be off the edge!
One-Sock7417@reddit
I avoid looking at the mirror if I go to the bathroom in the dark. I know Bloody Mary is just waiting for me to slip up. 😱
Breezyviolin@reddit
I am rubber and you are glue, whatever you say, bounces off me and sticks to you!
Low_Disk2197@reddit
OMG, I thought I was the only one!! I HATE going to the bathroom at night!
boybrian@reddit
When I go to bed the closet doora must be shut as well as the wardrobe to keep the monsters locked away while I sleep.
Randall_Hickey@reddit
Anxiety about going places and taking to people I don’t know.
412_15101@reddit
We grew up poor so sometimes we didn’t have electricity and when we did it was only after dark that lights came on. Even then we had those oil lamps and would use them to see.
Even now in my 50’s I don’t turn lights on until it’s dark, the tv doesn’t go on before 5 to watch shows. I will use it however to play my Spotify so my phone doesn’t drain.
There is a night light in my bathrooms but that’s so I don’t wake up by turning on a light not a worry about mirrors for me
ONROSREPUS@reddit
This thread reassures that people on Reddit are weird folks.
Bromodrosis@reddit
The poop knife exists.
AriadneThread@reddit
And Kevin, who eats crayons
Far-Assignment-1891@reddit
Chew my straw so the drink doesn’t come out as fast and shoot out my nose. I developed this strategy due to how the McDonald’s straw used to be so wide, then just kept doing it.
trUth_b0mbs@reddit
I do not like walking upstairs from the basement when it's dark lol. I NEED the light because George Denbrough is lurking under the stairs
Social_Introvert_789@reddit (OP)
I do not know who this is, and I have never had a basement, but I absolutely agree with you. You should continue to do this.
In fact, now I’m scared of George Denbrough and the basement stairs.
trUth_b0mbs@reddit
he's a character from IT (novel by Stephen king).
Social_Introvert_789@reddit (OP)
And a clown is why I never read this one. Makes sense. Because of poltergeist.
Glum-One2514@reddit
Nice, lol. I'm revisiting the audio book right now.
brandysafinegirl@reddit
I was so scared of this when I was young but I always pictured the wolf from Neverending story! I was so scared of that thing! I’m much better now about it but still don’t like it. Lol
1159Funkbubbles@reddit
Changing empty paper towels or toilet paper…I always play a tune before throwing the cardboard roll away.
ryancementhead@reddit
Pumpnethyl@reddit
You need meds…
FortuneOpen5715@reddit
I still scrunch my crew socks. I don’t do it on purpose, it just happens. 😂
eellinks@reddit
Open packs of sports cards :)
Ute-King@reddit
I bought a box of ‘91 Donruss baseball cards last year and my wife and daughter and I opened every last pack, they shouted out funny names or goofy looking glasses and facial hair and I went through the memory bank to see how many I remembered. We found about $3 of value from that $25 box and I didn’t even “teach” them how to open the pack without damaging cards. It was a great time.
CustomCarNerd@reddit
Collect and play with Hot Wheels
ONROSREPUS@reddit
I have a collection of them but I don't play with them.
TreasonalDepression@reddit
I used to think sharks and piranhas hid in swimming pool filters and drains. I still don’t like swimming pool filters and drains.
Havacookiewhydontcha@reddit
or that the suction would grab you so you couldn’t pull away and you’d drown and there was always “that happened to a kid one time”…
UpstairsCommittee894@reddit
Years ago I had a bigger fish tank right next to my bed, That tank had a small school of red belly piranha. My wife and I were just dating at that time and she hated sleeping over because she said the piranha stared at her opening their mouth, showing their teeth, and trying to figure out how to eat her. I had to travel for work and the week I was gone somehow they all died while she was watching them.
clamscasinostix@reddit
Same. I would race to the ladder after jumping off the diving board
2ndChanceAtLife@reddit
I always sniff the carton of milk even if it isn’t past the expiration date. When I was a kid, my mom would only grocery shop once every 2 weeks. She would buy milk cartons in bulk & freeze them. Therefore, we could never go by the expiration date once they were thawed out.
I do miss the combo of ice cold milk with some frozen milk crystals left to pour over my bowl of Frosted Flakes cereal.
kurtsdead6794@reddit
I do this too.
kermitsfrogbog@reddit
Yes I do this also. Not so much from childhood trauma, but because one day I cooked myself a fresh bowl of oatmeal. Not the instant stuff. Topped it with blueberries and a little maple syrup. I was so excited about my healthy breakfast. Went to pour the milk and it came out as sludge. I was devastated.
bemenaker@reddit
Indo this because I drank a big gulp of spoiled milk as a kid. Nope, not doing that again.
JinnyWinny@reddit
I ain't sleepin with that closet door open.. not even a crack.
blackpony04@reddit
Same here, and for my entire life.
Well, at least since 1982. Stupid Poltergeist!
itscuriousyah@reddit
Jinglejingle... ...jinglejingle... was the scene that terrified me.
Inkblots2000@reddit
💯
beccabebe@reddit
I still can’t step on the shower drain when I shower.
afternever@reddit
Gotta use the knife to get it down
froction@reddit
How do you get the poop to go down without a waffle stomp?
Social_Introvert_789@reddit (OP)
Same!!! I didn’t even realize this was a thing. Also, same vein, I can’t let the bathwater start to drain unless I’m out of the tub. Cannot start draining if I’m still in there.
Head_Effect3728@reddit
I will probably challenge my 16yo to some backyard whiffleball when he gets home from school.
PurplePenguinCat@reddit
I can't let my feet hang over the edge of the bed because if I do, the serial killer hiding under the bed will get me.
ThrowRAboredinAZ77@reddit
I was that way as a kid too. And now as an adult, I intentionally hang my limbs off the side of the bed because I paid too much for this damn house and I refuse to be scared in it.
UpstairsCommittee894@reddit
Try being tall my feet hang off no matter what I do.
keepitreel65@reddit
Love that! 😆
Comfortable_Nose2587@reddit
…and slice your Achilles tendon! I have my big brother to thank for planting this idea in my head.
PurplePenguinCat@reddit
My fear came from a sleepover scary story about a girl who was left home alone at night. She was scared, but her dog was laying on the floor next to the bed. She would put her hand down periodically and the dog would lick her hand, giving her reassurance that she was safe. In the morning, she found the dog bloody and dead with a note that said "humans can lick, too."
Yeah. That spooked me.
stanleymodest@reddit
When I'm walking with a lady friend or a kid I like to walk between the road and then. My mum told many years ago to do it to protect them. If I'm not doing it, it feels weird
blackpony04@reddit
My dad taught me that, totally a gentleman thing. It absolutely does not feel right and the funny thing is my wife rarely intentionally walks on the inside so I always have to gently nudge her over. Like woman, I've done this for how many years now, scooch over!
the-mare-bear@reddit
Also please make sure you are behind a lady as she ascends the stairs and in front of her as you are both descending. That way she has a soft place to land if you both go tumbling. I’m a woman and I do these things with children and the elderly.
Bromodrosis@reddit
That's just good manners.
Longjumping_Ad_4431@reddit
That's a good one
Snoozy27@reddit
I have a night light in the bathroom so I don’t blind myself by turning the main light on, but equally don’t have to walk into a dark bathroom and inadvertently look in the dark mirror.
PurplePenguinCat@reddit
My bathroom nightlight is right next to the mirror!
Snoozy27@reddit
So is mine, now that you mention it 🤔
1043b@reddit
Ok so I too have a nightlight in the bathrooms, both of them, have for years, as in more than 30 years, and always just told my children it was smarter that way...
Thinking back to before they were born, that fear definitely had something to do with it in the beginning 🤔
nonotburton@reddit
Glad to know I'm not the only one that doesn't like dark mirrors. It's not reasonable, and bloody Mary wasn't a thing for me as a kid, it's just creepy and I also want to go back to sleep.
sstressfl@reddit
I forgot all about bloody mary. Thanks for bringing back the long forgotten terror.
Social_Introvert_789@reddit (OP)
I’m sorry I brought her back into your bathroom mirror. You’ll have to let us know if you have reverted back to 12yo self
sstressfl@reddit
life-is-satire@reddit
Jumping to my bed so the monsters don’t fuck with my ankles. I’m 47
worstpartyever@reddit
Bloody Mary gonna git ya
Chibi-Skyler@reddit
Not leaving food unattended on the kitchen table, in case the cat or dog gets to it. I haven't been in a house with pets for over 30 years.
No-Elk-6200@reddit
Suckle on my mother’s teet.
trUth_b0mbs@reddit
bitty
ihaventanyidea@reddit
r/unexpectedoedipus
fridayimatwork@reddit
I don’t always turn on the light but I avoid looking in the mirror lol
DrumsKing@reddit
Pee the bed.