A important announcement of the future of the subreddit.
Posted by Rollen73@reddit | anime_titties | View on Reddit | 220 comments
Hello users of R/anime_titties. As many of you know, the world and Reddit are in a bad place. Between massive geopolitical instability, wars in both Ukraine and Iran, (as well as numerous civil wars), and economic chaos, the world is becoming a more chaotic place. Not to mention Reddit as a platform has gotten worse and worse with bots and astroturfing running rampant. Additionally many of the mods have had trouble moderating due to real life issues. Because of this we have made a tough choice to change the purpose of this sub.
From now on the subreddit will be changed from its original purpose to its namesake: posting Anime Titties. From now on the only posts allowed will be posts of anime titties involving voluptuously breasted men and women. Please note that due to Reddit changing rules after the API protests, we would like for the pictures to be technically safe for work. This means no full frontal nudity and females must be wearing at least some cover for their titties. Without further ado, non anime titties posts will be restricted and only anime titties posts will be allowed.
AuxNimbus@reddit
Mod confirmed from the east coast
Martiantripod@reddit
They could also be from practically any other country that's not along the American continent. Y'know - the rest of the world!
Visible-Literature14@reddit
I wasn’t taught in school that there were other countries beside ours
meee_51@reddit
They posted at midnight on the US east coast right when it turned April fools. They’re from the east coast.
gbcfgh@reddit
Mod is a sleepless reptilian. The flesh puppet hired to do its bidding is cloistered on the east coast. This is the Way.
backfire10z@reddit
Yeah, that’s what they said. East side of the world.
Wait, what do you mean other countries? What’s that?
DerCatrix@reddit
America is the only country in the world. Everyone else is a resource for us.
DUH
AuxNimbus@reddit
It’s still technically east coast from where I am at haha
Dehydrated-Onions@reddit
Technically still the east coast
calmdownmyguy@reddit
That's a myth
wizardrous@reddit
Well it literally just turned to April on the east coast twenty minutes ago, so statistically that’s probably where they are.
MoltenMate07@reddit
It’s not even April Fool’s for me right now. I was actually genuinely concerned for a second until I realised that my ass was in another time zone.
Martiantripod@reddit
That's a big ass if it's in a whole other timezone.
Trades46@reddit
The origin of this sub name and the content never failed to amuse me, and of course this is the only logical action for Apr. 1st.
More logical than whatever the hell is going on in the Middle East. That's saying something.
remixjuice@reddit
Please enlighten me on the lore behind the sub name, I'd love to finally find out
zekkious@reddit
https://reddit.com/r/anime_titties/wiki/index/creation
Here. Its kind of a long read, but worth it.
remixjuice@reddit
Thanks. It was indeed a long read that was well worth it. The "karmawhoring" in the first few lines made me burst out laughing
NO_LOADED_VERSION@reddit
Scavenge4now@reddit
If chaos only looked this good!
YouAintGonnaGuess@reddit
This sub is the only news subreddit I trusted but I suppose I trust anime tits too. Long live anime titties🫡
DefTheOcelot@reddit
You should not trust this news sub, it's fucking rife with astroturfer
Morgn_Ladimore@reddit
It's not even a matter of trust, it's that you don't get permabanned here for being critical of Israel. And mods don't instantly delete news articles that paint Israel in a bad light. That already makes it way better than a sub like /r/worldnews.
Virtual-Pension-991@reddit
Straight up correct, I don't choose sides, but one sentence criticiIng Israel's actions got me banned
DefTheOcelot@reddit
You're right, that's fair. The mods aren't astroturfers. Lotta news subs have this problem.
fens__xd@reddit
it's reddit dude, there's basically no subs without astroturfing - and if you think there's, it's probably due to your confirmation bias lol
DefTheOcelot@reddit
All subs have astroturfers, but some are more heavily targeted by certain groups than others. World_news is israeli controlled, anime_titties is much harder hit by russian-axis.
milton117@reddit
The good thing about April fools is you can keep a note of all the usual heavy posters who don't post. Strong chance they're bot accounts.
YouAintGonnaGuess@reddit
.....bro it's an April fools joke. Chill out.
YouAintGonnaGuess@reddit
Also I'm so hoping this is an April fools joke or imma look like an idiot
DogsAreAnimals@reddit
Damn. I was too late to get this posted, but hopefully at least one person will see it: https://i.imgur.com/ADWKxXU.jpeg
Hidden_Land_Mine_183@reddit
Man I'm dumb. Every single year I forget April's a month and get very confused and upset when all this weird stuff happens at once. Then the next day comes and I finally figure it out.
Shifty49@reddit
hmm gonna check about what's on the news to- BIG BADONKERS??
Bleakjavelinqqwerty@reddit
Man fuck you. This is the shittest day to visit Reddit
ffpeanut15@reddit
You are free to go somewhere else. This is the tradition of this sub
neverfoundagirl@reddit
r/worldpolitics
ffpeanut15@reddit
Fuck I forgot the tradition, shame on me. Happy April Fool hahaha
Mountain-Car-4572@reddit
I was angry for a second until I remembered the date
NearABE@reddit
The short post appears to work.
BarbequedYeti@reddit
Right... damn. I need to take a break. Was seriously like mfr... titties dying also?! Oh fuck that... Then remember my bday is in a bit...
Well played...
SeaCraft6664@reddit
Happy Birthday fellow human
BarbequedYeti@reddit
Thanks! Crazy how some random happy birthdays can help a person out from time to time. Appreciate it.
arxaion@reddit
Happy birthday bro
BarbequedYeti@reddit
Thanks...appreciate that.
ChetBlue@reddit
Nah fr ya got random homies on Reddit happy bday brudda!
Trustable_lad@reddit
Damn bro, it would have been a fun day when you were born with your parents calling everywhere and not being taken seriously.
yrddog@reddit
Dammit me too
GlockAF@reddit
At least we can still post photos of Kristy Noems husband.
FatPagoda@reddit
I was happy until I remembered the date.
imdefinitelywong@reddit
I was a fool..
JIN155@reddit
Praise the fool
lethalshawerma@reddit
At first i was afraid, i was petrified
BillbertBuzzums@reddit
Thinking I could never live without world politics on my feed
rlnrlnrln@reddit
No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.
davesr25@reddit
It's okay we are in a world of fools, lets all hugs and cry.
SayerofNothing@reddit
And all have a succulent Chinese dinner together
Nickonoodle@reddit
You were just wong bro.
AnonSA52@reddit
The duality on man displayed in 2 posts
Felinomancy@reddit
Me too, I was about to post my extensive collection of anime titties 😒
Funnycakes98@reddit
Do it anyway. Be the change you(I) want to see
multisubcultural1@reddit
I was dating until I remembered happiness.
Spiritual_Activity91@reddit
I was happy until I remembered dating.
theKingofSax@reddit
I’m still on march 31, so it wasn’t until this comment that I realized
guylovesleep@reddit
I literally got rickrolled few mins ago and I still fall for it
Jg0jg0@reddit
This other subreddit post got me today, i forgot it was april fools today.
penny-wise@reddit
I love Rick Astley.
Freud-Network@reddit
XcQ means fuck you.
TechyAngel@reddit
Well played.
KuaiBan@reddit
Motherf…
lethalshawerma@reddit
Hey uuuh.. I wanted to ask you... Is your refrigerator running?
Also, is Joe in the house?
And do you have your updog enabled?
Commercial_While2917@reddit
😂I came here exactly to see if they'd actually do it
Nocturnal_Elexir_Owl@reddit
This is definitely my absolute favourite recurring April fool jokes. Especially when you try to tell people about it.
Rocktopod@reddit
I think they do the same joke every year.
latswipe@reddit
漫畫奶波
IRBaboooon@reddit
They had me until I read "no full frontal nudity" then I knew it was bs
Aenjeprekemaluci@reddit
I think sub would grow more if both things would be used. Anime tittie pics and geopolitics articles combined
shfiven@reddit
I want to go back to bed and stay there until tomorrow because this shit is going to be alllllllllllll day.
Zarathyst@reddit
So am I posting skin or nah? 🤣
E3FxGaming@reddit
Ah, April 1st is National Sourdough Bread day.
Makes sense that the mods change the subreddit theme for this.
PlainLoInTheMorning@reddit
Bruh. I live in Alaska. It's 9:53pm
axeteam@reddit
I was so ready to go 好,把他们上市 on them, then I remembered the date and was like, 呀! 霉果人!
simonbleu@reddit
I was angry until I read your comment and realized there are countries with such a date
squirtloaf@reddit
Still 3/31 where I am, so I was like: WUT.
corisilvermoon@reddit
Fuck it’s still the 31st here and they got me 😂
ParanoidalRaindrop@reddit
Damn bro, they got me.
aravena@reddit
I started. Was like well, makes sense and then recalled.
Slumunistmanifisto@reddit
I remember this sub becoming.....it was beautiful.
devilsbard@reddit
Man, the fucking time zone got me. Took way too long to realize.
RissaMeh@reddit
its still march 31 where im at - i was fooled
wizardrous@reddit
I was just gonna say “good luck with that.”
sex@reddit
This is reasonable. Anime titties is way more important than war.
draftysundress@reddit
Someone quick create Kristi Noem’s husband as an anime girl
SerDuckOfPNW@reddit
I apologize to the mods for reports. I missed the date and just assumed people were stupid.
Tranquil_Neurotic@reddit
Can we change the subreddit's name back to whatever it was instead of anime-titties?
Dripdry42@reddit
I, for one, welcome our back-breakingly breasted overlords.
Pavementaled@reddit
Base
billygoat-se@reddit
This is so dumb.
CommunalJellyRoll@reddit
So full rear is okay? What about a slight cheek spread?
STRAVDIUS@reddit
so, it will begin posting the stuff i want to see in the first place?
The_Narwhal_Mage@reddit
This kind of defeats the entire point. This sub was created in response to worldpolitics becoming an anarchy sub, and this tradition was a way to show that history. Needing to censor the ourselves to appease reddit on a sub called Anime_Titties really sucks.
ZuluIsNumberOne@reddit
i hate April fools
penny-wise@reddit
Wait, what day is today?
ChefCurryYumYum@reddit
Great, I have been thinking that this sub needed more titties and less astroturfing.
Actually I wouldn't mind playing in the sod.
Jaewol@reddit
What a grand and glorious tradition
cacklepuss@reddit
Shower__Farts@reddit
This is a nice throwback to classic internet.
Level_Hour6480@reddit
Can we require that if a character is depicted, they be 18+?
an_edgy_lemon@reddit
Do they have to be voluptuous? Where is the justice for flat chested anime women?
PMYourTinyTitties@reddit
My thoughts exactly, thank you!
EternalSeraphim@reddit
I thought flat already was justice.
Valokoura@reddit
I was ready to send some art before I checked the date.
EternalSeraphim@reddit
Why would that stop you? Get posting.
wonkey_monkey@reddit
About damn time 👍🍈🍈
RETARDED1414@reddit
I love that this sub can take a joke, unlike most of reddit.
murder_train88@reddit
I just looked at the calender...
hazysummersky@reddit
Fool me once..shame on me.. Fool me twice.. uh an 'Murican President can't be an idiot again! ~ King of Wars
EndlessGooning_0@reddit
Fofotron_Antoris@reddit
Got me foor a moment.
OlyScott@reddit
I recommend that you prohibit the posting of pictures or links. People can just describe them.
Meto_Kaiba@reddit
Bring back Robin.
blazkoblaz@reddit
Ahhhh.. I remember my first April fools on the subReddit.
Nytfire333@reddit
I knew if I stayed long enough my time would come. To the zip folder!
It zips I unzip!
funkyb@reddit
Finally, my bot campaign has achieved its glorious result!
HippyGeek@reddit
Weak ..
Stippings@reddit
Going back full circle to become what /r/worldnews was when it was at its best.
lostmusicman@reddit
This won't effect the amount of time I spend on this sub so I'm still happy
ImNotABotScoutsHonor@reddit
affect*
OR
have an effect on*
pittaxx@reddit
I'm sure that some things would be effected too, not just affected...
PsyOpBunnyHop@reddit
Me: "This is terrible news!"
Also me: "This is great news!"
So this is just... news? No changes then.
JustDuckingAbout@reddit
This will most definitely increase the time I spend on this sub.
BarbequedYeti@reddit
This cracked me up. Its not my thing but I appreciate those that it is. Good day for them. Enjoy ya filthy animals...
Ignore_User_Name@reddit
If the world is ending anyway, at least it would be better if Lucoa and Ilulu announced it.
Original-Material301@reddit
I'm all in.
phoenix0153@reddit
Listen. I'm barely awake and ... sigh good one.
Garchompisbestboi@reddit
If you wanted people to believe your April Fool's prank then you shouldn't have posted something so unbelievable as the mods of this place having lives outside of reddit 😂
qishibe@reddit
Twunks and twinks should send me their chest for scientific purposes!
Damonatar@reddit
Thank God the world is healing
neverfoundagirl@reddit
( . Y . )
LonelyCompany9633@reddit
You almost had me.
Neurobeak@reddit
Can we post non-anime milkers as well?
Rollen73@reddit (OP)
No
omyroj@reddit
Is anime in this case defined by style, or country of origin?
AxePanther@reddit
Sparkling jugs are allowed I guess
Rollen73@reddit (OP)
Any drawn art.
Neurobeak@reddit
Dammit
calmdownmyguy@reddit
Only one way to find out
potatoesarenotcool@reddit
I have been a fool, fuck you this is the best news sub don't ever do this
kappaomicron@reddit
I'm so glad worldnews banned me for criticising Israel years ago. I love this news sub.
ddmf@reddit
Ahh, fish d'avril
oh_stv@reddit
Well those anime titties are running rampant right now. 🤷♂️
Awkward-Painter-2024@reddit
I mean, you should at least post with a real example of the kind of anime titties that are acceptable and unacceptable. How are we really supposed to know?
YarOldeOrchard@reddit
Chapeau
WhompSub@reddit
I love scrolling reddit on April 1st, it's always so fun
tanwa1@reddit
I forgot this sub exist lol, I haven't seen a single post from this sub in a while...
o0CYV3R0o@reddit
🤣
JoBoltaHaiWoHotaHai@reddit
Is this it? Can anime titties hold the world together? Is it the answer to a world wide eternal peace?
TechyAngel@reddit
I suppose we don't know until we try. Do we have to mail them to our representatives, or are large posters in the street sufficient? (This is a joke, I am not sending the governor boobs)
livinginanimo@reddit
why do I get so excited for this every year, I don't even like anime titties that much
Low_Importance_6254@reddit
Honestly, the world's on fire and Reddit's a mess, so I'm fully on board with this pivot to a simpler, more wholesome purpose. At least the content here will be reliably honest now.
Opalusprime@reddit
It’s that time of year again
45Hz@reddit
My favorite time of the year
koopdi@reddit
mibbix
MasterGama@reddit
And so it starts
Flar71@reddit
I'm feeling deja vu, wasn't this post made last year or something lol
big_green_boulder@reddit
o7 thank you sir. I've been subbed for a while waiting for this moment.
Failg123@reddit
Finally we will eat
avbrodie@reddit
Damn the Zionist’s got to you
Tangentkoala@reddit
Petition to make this subreddif NSFW every April 1st.
howchildish@reddit
I was so confused I thought the sub got hacked.
turtlesooup@reddit
Finally.
InternetExplorer9999@reddit
I've fallen for a trillion April Fools' jokes already. Being autistic is so hard on days like this.
NatashOverWorld@reddit
Oh it's that date.
shadowromantic@reddit
It's still March for me :-/
evenyourcopdad@reddit
this is my favorite day of the year
Additional_Ad_3530@reddit
It's still March 31th here.
JAEMzW0LF@reddit
Took me a second to realize it was April 1st.
_Lucille_@reddit
Damn... Pics need to actually be SFW.
I had this idea of a picture for "Explosion inside a fertility clinic in Japan" post...
TheSamuil@reddit
Let me complain about the ban on full blown nudity. I'd prepared an illustration of a pair of great tits on a pair of great tits just for today's occassion... Well, I shall provide you with just bird illustrations and photos in this scenario
Reverendjesus2@reddit
Easiest downvote ever, so stupid.
brainmelterr@reddit
I was here
UInferno-@reddit
It's that time of year again.
CrimeMasterGogoChan@reddit
Mods here never disappoint!
Medical_Officer@reddit
The newf@gs to this subreddit don't know the lore of how the name came about in the first place.
Shady_bookworm51@reddit
bit early in my time zone but sure.
mexisol187@reddit
About TIME!!!
some-generic-user@reddit
There you go
ChenYakumo2hu@reddit
Damn, boobs
wingcutterprime@reddit
Oh you son of a b word
Ok_Monitor4492@reddit
You cant fool me bitch 😤
fuckyouifyouseethis@reddit
tis a fool of april
throwawayurwaste@reddit
Can I post pictures of animated small wooden birds such as the great tit, or sultan tit?
DogsAreAnimals@reddit
I just realized that April 1st can be stylized to "A1", which is basically "AI". I'm not sure what to do with this information.
Sk3pticat@reddit
Honestly? We could all use the break
kirosayshowdy@reddit
Welp see y'all on april 2
Themanaaah@reddit
I was like “Oh yeah it’s the day.”.
whatsreallybutter@reddit
My 9/11
SLProtoman@reddit
Damn it, April 1st. You had me going there for a second.
OTigreEMeu@reddit
Judging by the newest posts, this has been a long-awaited and desired feature.
FrozenPhalanges@reddit
Ah.
I am a fool.
RedditJustTheOnce@reddit
BRING ON THE TITTIES 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
Altruistic_Guess3098@reddit
It's not April fools yet where I'm at
Dense-Throat-5371@reddit
Lol
son_of_Khaos@reddit
Almost got me mods. Almost.
Same_Recipe2729@reddit
This is misogyny. You'll be hearing from an attorney.
Shubha052002@reddit
men too
nicee
lithicgirl@reddit
Thank you for including anime men in this. True equality
ChangingShips@reddit
i love anime titties
Ladymistery@reddit
How dare you! I'm on Central time, so it's not Midnight yet
RoundishBag@reddit
Ahpral fulls!
T_______T@reddit
Wow it's already April
CampbellsBeefBroth@reddit
Finally, freedom.
adamroadmusic@reddit
Nice try, you already got me with this one last year.
Careless_Bank_7891@reddit
Good let me try to......
Oh
LastXmasIGaveYouHSV@reddit
Sighs... Well, here goes my contribution. I hope you people like it.
Top 10 Anime Waifus With Biggest Breasts - BiliBili
Actor412@reddit
It's still March 31st on the west coast, USA.
Thanks for giving me fair warning of what I have to go thru tomorrow.
Educational-Ant-5172@reddit
Booba
Ka1Pa1@reddit
ok
NoParticle@reddit
Seems fishy to me...🐟
EarthTrash@reddit
I look forward to more posts like this
335i_lyfe@reddit
I used to pray for times like these
c_creme@reddit
Sweet