A important announcement of the future of the subreddit.

Posted by Rollen73@reddit | anime_titties | View on Reddit | 220 comments

Hello users of R/anime_titties. As many of you know, the world and Reddit are in a bad place. Between massive geopolitical instability, wars in both Ukraine and Iran, (as well as numerous civil wars), and economic chaos, the world is becoming a more chaotic place. Not to mention Reddit as a platform has gotten worse and worse with bots and astroturfing running rampant. Additionally many of the mods have had trouble moderating due to real life issues. Because of this we have made a tough choice to change the purpose of this sub.

From now on the subreddit will be changed from its original purpose to its namesake: posting Anime Titties. From now on the only posts allowed will be posts of anime titties involving voluptuously breasted men and women. Please note that due to Reddit changing rules after the API protests, we would like for the pictures to be technically safe for work. This means no full frontal nudity and females must be wearing at least some cover for their titties. Without further ado, non anime titties posts will be restricted and only anime titties posts will be allowed.

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AuxNimbus@reddit

Mod confirmed from the east coast

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Martiantripod@reddit

They could also be from practically any other country that's not along the American continent. Y'know - the rest of the world!

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Visible-Literature14@reddit

I wasn’t taught in school that there were other countries beside ours

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meee_51@reddit

They posted at midnight on the US east coast right when it turned April fools. They’re from the east coast.

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gbcfgh@reddit

Mod is a sleepless reptilian. The flesh puppet hired to do its bidding is cloistered on the east coast. This is the Way.

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backfire10z@reddit

Yeah, that’s what they said. East side of the world.

Wait, what do you mean other countries? What’s that?

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DerCatrix@reddit

America is the only country in the world. Everyone else is a resource for us.

DUH

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AuxNimbus@reddit

It’s still technically east coast from where I am at haha

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Dehydrated-Onions@reddit

Technically still the east coast

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calmdownmyguy@reddit

That's a myth

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wizardrous@reddit

Well it literally just turned to April on the east coast twenty minutes ago, so statistically that’s probably where they are.

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MoltenMate07@reddit

It’s not even April Fool’s for me right now. I was actually genuinely concerned for a second until I realised that my ass was in another time zone.

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Martiantripod@reddit

That's a big ass if it's in a whole other timezone.

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Trades46@reddit

The origin of this sub name and the content never failed to amuse me, and of course this is the only logical action for Apr. 1st.

More logical than whatever the hell is going on in the Middle East. That's saying something.

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remixjuice@reddit

Please enlighten me on the lore behind the sub name, I'd love to finally find out

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zekkious@reddit

https://reddit.com/r/anime_titties/wiki/index/creation
Here. Its kind of a long read, but worth it.

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remixjuice@reddit

Thanks. It was indeed a long read that was well worth it. The "karmawhoring" in the first few lines made me burst out laughing

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NO_LOADED_VERSION@reddit

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Scavenge4now@reddit

If chaos only looked this good!

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YouAintGonnaGuess@reddit

This sub is the only news subreddit I trusted but I suppose I trust anime tits too. Long live anime titties🫡

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DefTheOcelot@reddit

You should not trust this news sub, it's fucking rife with astroturfer

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Morgn_Ladimore@reddit

It's not even a matter of trust, it's that you don't get permabanned here for being critical of Israel. And mods don't instantly delete news articles that paint Israel in a bad light. That already makes it way better than a sub like /r/worldnews.

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Virtual-Pension-991@reddit

Straight up correct, I don't choose sides, but one sentence criticiIng Israel's actions got me banned

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DefTheOcelot@reddit

You're right, that's fair. The mods aren't astroturfers. Lotta news subs have this problem.

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fens__xd@reddit

it's fucking rife with astroturfer

it's reddit dude, there's basically no subs without astroturfing - and if you think there's, it's probably due to your confirmation bias lol

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DefTheOcelot@reddit

All subs have astroturfers, but some are more heavily targeted by certain groups than others. World_news is israeli controlled, anime_titties is much harder hit by russian-axis.

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milton117@reddit

The good thing about April fools is you can keep a note of all the usual heavy posters who don't post. Strong chance they're bot accounts.

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YouAintGonnaGuess@reddit

.....bro it's an April fools joke. Chill out.

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YouAintGonnaGuess@reddit

Also I'm so hoping this is an April fools joke or imma look like an idiot

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DogsAreAnimals@reddit

Damn. I was too late to get this posted, but hopefully at least one person will see it: https://i.imgur.com/ADWKxXU.jpeg

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Hidden_Land_Mine_183@reddit

Man I'm dumb. Every single year I forget April's a month and get very confused and upset when all this weird stuff happens at once. Then the next day comes and I finally figure it out.

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Shifty49@reddit

hmm gonna check about what's on the news to- BIG BADONKERS??

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Bleakjavelinqqwerty@reddit

Man fuck you. This is the shittest day to visit Reddit

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ffpeanut15@reddit

You are free to go somewhere else. This is the tradition of this sub

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neverfoundagirl@reddit

r/worldpolitics

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ffpeanut15@reddit

Fuck I forgot the tradition, shame on me. Happy April Fool hahaha

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Mountain-Car-4572@reddit

I was angry for a second until I remembered the date

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NearABE@reddit

The short post appears to work.

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BarbequedYeti@reddit

Right... damn. I need to take a break. Was seriously like mfr... titties dying also?! Oh fuck that... Then remember my bday is in a bit...

Well played...

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SeaCraft6664@reddit

Happy Birthday fellow human

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BarbequedYeti@reddit

Thanks! Crazy how some random happy birthdays can help a person out from time to time. Appreciate it.

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arxaion@reddit

Happy birthday bro

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BarbequedYeti@reddit

Thanks...appreciate that.

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ChetBlue@reddit

Nah fr ya got random homies on Reddit happy bday brudda!

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Trustable_lad@reddit

Damn bro, it would have been a fun day when you were born with your parents calling everywhere and not being taken seriously.

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yrddog@reddit

Dammit me too

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GlockAF@reddit

At least we can still post photos of Kristy Noems husband.

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FatPagoda@reddit

I was happy until I remembered the date.

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imdefinitelywong@reddit

I was a fool..

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JIN155@reddit

Praise the fool

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lethalshawerma@reddit

At first i was afraid, i was petrified

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BillbertBuzzums@reddit

Thinking I could never live without world politics on my feed

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rlnrlnrln@reddit

No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.

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davesr25@reddit

It's okay we are in a world of fools, lets all hugs and cry.

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SayerofNothing@reddit

And all have a succulent Chinese dinner together

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Nickonoodle@reddit

You were just wong bro.

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AnonSA52@reddit

The duality on man displayed in 2 posts

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Felinomancy@reddit

Me too, I was about to post my extensive collection of anime titties 😒

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Funnycakes98@reddit

Do it anyway. Be the change you(I) want to see

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multisubcultural1@reddit

I was dating until I remembered happiness.

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Spiritual_Activity91@reddit

I was happy until I remembered dating.

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theKingofSax@reddit

I’m still on march 31, so it wasn’t until this comment that I realized

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guylovesleep@reddit

I literally got rickrolled few mins ago and I still fall for it

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Jg0jg0@reddit

This other subreddit post got me today, i forgot it was april fools today.

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penny-wise@reddit

I love Rick Astley.

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Freud-Network@reddit

XcQ means fuck you.

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TechyAngel@reddit

Well played.

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KuaiBan@reddit

Motherf…

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lethalshawerma@reddit

Hey uuuh.. I wanted to ask you... Is your refrigerator running?

Also, is Joe in the house?

And do you have your updog enabled?

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Commercial_While2917@reddit

😂I came here exactly to see if they'd actually do it

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Nocturnal_Elexir_Owl@reddit

This is definitely my absolute favourite recurring April fool jokes. Especially when you try to tell people about it.

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Rocktopod@reddit

I think they do the same joke every year.

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latswipe@reddit

漫畫奶波

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IRBaboooon@reddit

They had me until I read "no full frontal nudity" then I knew it was bs

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Aenjeprekemaluci@reddit

I think sub would grow more if both things would be used. Anime tittie pics and geopolitics articles combined

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shfiven@reddit

I want to go back to bed and stay there until tomorrow because this shit is going to be alllllllllllll day.

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Zarathyst@reddit

So am I posting skin or nah? 🤣

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E3FxGaming@reddit

Ah, April 1st is National Sourdough Bread day.

Makes sense that the mods change the subreddit theme for this.

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PlainLoInTheMorning@reddit

Bruh. I live in Alaska. It's 9:53pm

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axeteam@reddit

I was so ready to go 好，把他们上市 on them, then I remembered the date and was like, 呀! 霉果人!

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simonbleu@reddit

I was angry until I read your comment and realized there are countries with such a date

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squirtloaf@reddit

Still 3/31 where I am, so I was like: WUT.

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corisilvermoon@reddit

Fuck it’s still the 31st here and they got me 😂

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ParanoidalRaindrop@reddit

Damn bro, they got me.

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aravena@reddit

I started. Was like well, makes sense and then recalled.

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Slumunistmanifisto@reddit

I remember this sub becoming.....it was beautiful.

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devilsbard@reddit

Man, the fucking time zone got me. Took way too long to realize.

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RissaMeh@reddit

its still march 31 where im at - i was fooled

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wizardrous@reddit

I was just gonna say “good luck with that.”

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sex@reddit

This is reasonable. Anime titties is way more important than war.

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draftysundress@reddit

Someone quick create Kristi Noem’s husband as an anime girl

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SerDuckOfPNW@reddit

I apologize to the mods for reports. I missed the date and just assumed people were stupid.

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Tranquil_Neurotic@reddit

Can we change the subreddit's name back to whatever it was instead of anime-titties?

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Dripdry42@reddit

I, for one, welcome our back-breakingly breasted overlords.

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Pavementaled@reddit

Base

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billygoat-se@reddit

This is so dumb.

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CommunalJellyRoll@reddit

So full rear is okay? What about a slight cheek spread?

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STRAVDIUS@reddit

so, it will begin posting the stuff i want to see in the first place?

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The_Narwhal_Mage@reddit

Please note that due to Reddit changing rules after the API protests, we would like for the pictures to be technically safe for work. This means no full frontal nudity and females must be wearing at least some cover for their titties.

This kind of defeats the entire point. This sub was created in response to worldpolitics becoming an anarchy sub, and this tradition was a way to show that history. Needing to censor the ourselves to appease reddit on a sub called Anime_Titties really sucks.

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ZuluIsNumberOne@reddit

i hate April fools

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penny-wise@reddit

Wait, what day is today?

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ChefCurryYumYum@reddit

Great, I have been thinking that this sub needed more titties and less astroturfing.

Actually I wouldn't mind playing in the sod.

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Jaewol@reddit

What a grand and glorious tradition

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cacklepuss@reddit

gif

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Shower__Farts@reddit

This is a nice throwback to classic internet.

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Level_Hour6480@reddit

Can we require that if a character is depicted, they be 18+?

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an_edgy_lemon@reddit

Do they have to be voluptuous? Where is the justice for flat chested anime women?

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PMYourTinyTitties@reddit

My thoughts exactly, thank you!

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EternalSeraphim@reddit

I thought flat already was justice.

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Valokoura@reddit

I was ready to send some art before I checked the date.

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EternalSeraphim@reddit

Why would that stop you? Get posting.

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wonkey_monkey@reddit

About damn time 👍🍈🍈

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RETARDED1414@reddit

I love that this sub can take a joke, unlike most of reddit.

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murder_train88@reddit

I just looked at the calender...

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hazysummersky@reddit

Fool me once..shame on me.. Fool me twice.. uh an 'Murican President can't be an idiot again! ~ King of Wars

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EndlessGooning_0@reddit

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Fofotron_Antoris@reddit

Got me foor a moment.

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OlyScott@reddit

I recommend that you prohibit the posting of pictures or links. People can just describe them.

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Meto_Kaiba@reddit

Bring back Robin.

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blazkoblaz@reddit

Ahhhh.. I remember my first April fools on the subReddit.

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Nytfire333@reddit

I knew if I stayed long enough my time would come. To the zip folder!

It zips I unzip!

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funkyb@reddit

Finally, my bot campaign has achieved its glorious result!

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HippyGeek@reddit

Weak ..

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Stippings@reddit

Going back full circle to become what /r/worldnews was when it was at its best.

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lostmusicman@reddit

This won't effect the amount of time I spend on this sub so I'm still happy

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ImNotABotScoutsHonor@reddit

affect*

have an effect on*

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pittaxx@reddit

I'm sure that some things would be effected too, not just affected...

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PsyOpBunnyHop@reddit

Me: "This is terrible news!"

Also me: "This is great news!"

So this is just... news? No changes then.

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JustDuckingAbout@reddit

This will most definitely increase the time I spend on this sub.

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BarbequedYeti@reddit

This cracked me up. Its not my thing but I appreciate those that it is. Good day for them. Enjoy ya filthy animals...

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Ignore_User_Name@reddit

If the world is ending anyway, at least it would be better if Lucoa and Ilulu announced it.

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Original-Material301@reddit

I'm all in.

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phoenix0153@reddit

Listen. I'm barely awake and ... sigh good one.

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Garchompisbestboi@reddit

If you wanted people to believe your April Fool's prank then you shouldn't have posted something so unbelievable as the mods of this place having lives outside of reddit 😂

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qishibe@reddit

Twunks and twinks should send me their chest for scientific purposes!

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Damonatar@reddit

Thank God the world is healing

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neverfoundagirl@reddit

( . Y . )

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LonelyCompany9633@reddit

You almost had me.

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Neurobeak@reddit

Can we post non-anime milkers as well?

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Rollen73@reddit (OP)

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omyroj@reddit

Is anime in this case defined by style, or country of origin?

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AxePanther@reddit

Sparkling jugs are allowed I guess

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Rollen73@reddit (OP)

Any drawn art.

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Neurobeak@reddit

Dammit

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calmdownmyguy@reddit

Only one way to find out

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potatoesarenotcool@reddit

I have been a fool, fuck you this is the best news sub don't ever do this

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kappaomicron@reddit

I'm so glad worldnews banned me for criticising Israel years ago. I love this news sub.

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ddmf@reddit

Ahh, fish d'avril

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oh_stv@reddit

Well those anime titties are running rampant right now. 🤷‍♂️

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Awkward-Painter-2024@reddit

I mean, you should at least post with a real example of the kind of anime titties that are acceptable and unacceptable. How are we really supposed to know?

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YarOldeOrchard@reddit

Chapeau

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WhompSub@reddit

I love scrolling reddit on April 1st, it's always so fun

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tanwa1@reddit

I forgot this sub exist lol, I haven't seen a single post from this sub in a while...

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o0CYV3R0o@reddit

🤣

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JoBoltaHaiWoHotaHai@reddit

Is this it? Can anime titties hold the world together? Is it the answer to a world wide eternal peace?

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TechyAngel@reddit

I suppose we don't know until we try. Do we have to mail them to our representatives, or are large posters in the street sufficient? (This is a joke, I am not sending the governor boobs)

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livinginanimo@reddit

why do I get so excited for this every year, I don't even like anime titties that much

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Low_Importance_6254@reddit

Honestly, the world's on fire and Reddit's a mess, so I'm fully on board with this pivot to a simpler, more wholesome purpose. At least the content here will be reliably honest now.

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