Poop themed amusement park!
Posted by Richard_Genius@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 24 comments
An amusement park themed around POOP!
The rides are all poop themed!
Poop roller coaster where the carts are shaped like poop and you ride out of a butt into a giant toilet
Poopoo pirate ship
Toilet bowl teacup spinners
A water “log” ride with the water dyed bright yellow!
Poop Ferris wheel!
And of course poop GAMES where you can dig for corn kernels inside a giant sand (poop) box!
The centerpiece is a giant spherical septic tank filled with a collection of poop from all the park’s toilets! If your junk’s got some funk, you’ll be able to spot it inside the sphere!
toolaroola12@reddit
So your saying the whole place looks like crap
UwU_Pup@reddit
This is a great idea! And I am not even into coprophilia!
pomegranatejello@reddit
There used to be a poop themed restaurant, I think it was in Japan. They’d serve soup and chocolate soft serve out of mugs that looked like toilets. Idk if it’s still open though.
perpetualmotionmachi@reddit
There is a Poop museum there, I went in November.
pomegranatejello@reddit
Do you have pics from it?
perpetualmotionmachi@reddit
I do, but nothing on me, and this subreddit doesn't seem to do photo posts in comments
sonicjesus@reddit
Any place with ten thousand children is inherently poop themed.
catjuggler@reddit
This is do close to what my 4yo and 6yo were talking about at bedtime, except it was a train
Sorry-Climate-7982@reddit
Mr Hankey's Park.
You'll be a billionaire.
trellisHot@reddit
Only if you go to Glove World first to get some ppe
confuus-duin@reddit
They should add a chocolate fountain free to use, so you can also remember your visit the next day
tiera-3@reddit
Based on my understandings from media, I think that might work in the US only. I don't think it would attract sufficient customers in any other part of the world.
confuus-duin@reddit
Doesn’t Japan do crazy theme parks too?
DoomGoober@reddit
Japan has the Unko Museum which is a poop themed museum with a bunch of poop themed games.
Taiwan and Korea both have pooped them cafes where food is served in toilet bowl shaped bowls.
Richard_Genius@reddit (OP)
That’s so sugoiiiiiii🤩
poop, USA😡😡😡
poop, Japan😍🥰😋
They should make studio gibley poops too! My lips are quivering as I type this!
CitizenTed@reddit
Guests can cool off by walking through the Fart Chamber, where a blast of cool air is accompanied by a tremendous fart noise.
Haunted_Sentinel@reddit
The Hershey Highway
The Chocolate Wunderffaall
Shit Storm Of The Century
Pizello11@reddit
gross
Reddit_ralph_69@reddit
This idea is CRAZY! Oh, wait, this is the perfect subreddit for this idea! Kudos, Richard!
-Reddit Ralph
Godsbladed@reddit
Why not just go the Rick and Morty route. Have a whole theme park dedicated to the human body...or rather an entire human body dedicated to a theme park.
jr00t@reddit
you haven’t thought of the smell, you bitch!
Atalkingpizzabox@reddit
The ferris wheel could be intestines leading to toilet paper capsules riders go in
Atalkingpizzabox@reddit
Username checks out and I'm not joking this is so funny
Atalkingpizzabox@reddit
Stop posting and start building this park