Was bunny’s allowance actually “ample,” or is the big Lebowski just full of it?
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The Big Lebowski says, “I hope that my wife will someday learn to live on her allowance, which is ample,” but… is it actually?
Given that Bunny “owes money all over town,” it doesn’t exactly sound like someone comfortably living within a generous allowance. Either she’s wildly irresponsible (very possible), or the old man is overstating things to maintain his whole image.
Also, what do we think “ample” even means here? Like are we talking a few grand a month in early 90s LA? More? Less?
And separate question… isn’t that kind of both their problem? He frames it like it’s strictly hers, but they’re married.
Curious how people read that line.
aejb22122@reddit
He's full of it. You know how he likes to present himself.
Dirtypoolgang@reddit
He's a fucking goldbricker.
iB0NZ3@reddit
Pretending to be a millionaire… I’ve seen a lot of spinal, Dude.
Temporary_Ad_247@reddit
C'mon man help me put him back in his chair
Pleasant_Job_7683@reddit
He can walk!
undergroundspruce@reddit
I’ve never been more certain of anything in my life!
JayrassicPark@reddit
STAY AWAY FROM ME, MISTER!
trumpeting-farts@reddit
I keep telling you, it's not my father's money, it's the foundation's.
skyway_walker_612@reddit
Fathers weakness is vanity.
Brother_Seamus2@reddit
Hence the slut
RoundTiberius@reddit
In the parlance of our times
Djinfin@reddit
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey
Pseudonymble@reddit
We let father run one of the companies once, for a while.
Equivalent_Sir_2575@reddit
He tips with quarters.
Own-Contribution-478@reddit
Well, Dude, we just don't know.
Dense_Description641@reddit
Technically, Bunny probably achieves more without the use of her legs than Lebowski.
Glum-Possibility4130@reddit
He’s a goldbricker.
DeathStickGandalf@reddit
He treats objects like women man
Odd-Adagio7080@reddit
She’s gotta feed the monkey, man.
LinuxLinus@reddit
We have no idea what her allowance is. But if she's into serious drugs or gambling, there's no such thing as an ample allowance that cannot be exhausted.
Which is to say:
Well, Dude. We just don't know.
Constant_Concert_936@reddit
Seems to me the Big Lebowski was on an allowance too. Otherwise why would he try to steal from the little urban achievers. Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
beatzwellington@reddit
Shes gotta feed the monkey
Jerseycrat@reddit
Brandt can’t watch though
emmmmceeee@reddit
That had not occurred to us, dude.
insertjokehere12345@reddit
She owes money ALL OVER TOWN
Including to known pornographers. (A sizable debt)
Which is cool
Pseudonymble@reddit
And that's cool... that's 'cool', man.
Hot_Machine_2148@reddit
He claims to be a success yet he’s a fraud who embezzles from needy little urban achievers!
dreevsa@reddit
That poor woman
seanhats@reddit
Are we splitting hairs here?
BaggyLarjjj@reddit
She does supplement her income $1000 at a time. $1100 if Brandt is watching.
Dry_Description6498@reddit
Bunny found herself a cash machine
therealtwomartinis@reddit
behind a dick, rod or Johnson
Gym_Dom@reddit
Suck cock, receive $1000
stuffbehindthepool@reddit
They got em working in shifts
Third_Most@reddit
He really tied that rug together
Dry_Description6498@reddit
In the parlance of our times
GapApprehensive2727@reddit
She owed money all over town.
movieTed@reddit
Full of it, which is why Bunny had to earn her own money through oral sex, and also charging Brandt to let him watch.
Pleasant_Job_7683@reddit
Well dude we just don't know but seeing as how Jeffery Lebowski himself was essentially not in control of the bulk of the money id say no it was not indeed ample
Jodanmawashigeri@reddit
I’m with you on this one. Maude says he doesn’t have any money, so he’s obviously just freeloading on Maude’s allowance, and so is the compulsive fornicator.
I also think this is why he goes on so much about the Dude being a bum while presenting himself as being a busy achiever and employed - he’s actually trying to deflect attention from his goldbricking self. He jumps all over the chance to belittle The Dude to make himself look like a “big” Lebowski in comparison, but the real TBL is Maudie!
sci-fi-rec@reddit
Since many lines are repeated in TBL, he’s probably repeating how Maude refers to his allowance.
He’s got a mansion to maintain and a manservant to pay, he’s gotta feed the monkey
alternativepuffin@reddit
Yes! This is how I always interpreted it.
Pleasant_Job_7683@reddit
nick_valdo@reddit
You said it Dude.
DraygoB@reddit
She owes money all over town.
Can’t believe no one said it yet.
Win-Diggity@reddit
I bet it’s not a thousand bucks. ;)
worker_bee_drone@reddit
What makes a “man”, Mr. Lebowski?
Silver_Breakfast7096@reddit
He fixes the cable?
Gotts21@reddit
A pair of testicles.
hundredgrandpappy@reddit
You’re joking… but perhaps you’re right.
johnnywalkerblack81@reddit
These rich Fucks…This whole Fucking thing…
KermitTheMawg@reddit
Isn’t it exposed that HE was on an allowance?
thebenn@reddit
As if he would ever dream of giving her his bullshit money, the wealth was all mothers
Whaddyalookinatmygut@reddit
Of course not. He was a goldbricker, a fake. He couldn’t actually afford to keep a trophy wife, vanity was his weakness. Bunny was a simple farm girl, he had her fooled too!
posco12@reddit
Hence the slut.
MalarkEMark@reddit
It costs a lot to unjam that many logs
Zarniwoooop@reddit
She’s given enough to achieve.
Sacfat23@reddit
But if she has to suck cocks for $1000….how ample could it be man?!
Zarniwoooop@reddit
You’re out of your element
High_Af_Osrs@reddit
Without the necessary means for a necessary means for a higher allowance.
Evolutionary_sins@reddit
She went out and achieved anyway, and without the use of her legs
WilHunting2@reddit
These are the little Lebowski URBAN ACHIEVERS
Pleasant_Job_7683@reddit
Proud we are of them!
TheNJGM@reddit
Different mothers, huh? So, racially, he's pretty cool
westport_blues@reddit
That’s marvelous
kinkyslc1@reddit
Got room for one more?
psychicsoviet@reddit
That is HER problem, NOT mine
Clear_Marsupial808@reddit
Viva Las Vegas!
DAMON5280@reddit
She has to feed the monkey, you know.
Pseudonymble@reddit
TBL was allowed to run one of the family companies, for a while. But as he wasn't very good at it, he was given chancellorship of one of the charities (The Little Lebowski Urban Achievers!). Since He's actively trying to steal money from needy little kids (like some Human Paraquat), and his wife is offering $1,000 blowjobs to make ends meet, I think it's safe to say that her allowance was not 'Ample'.
Estproph@reddit
A penny to him would be ample
Renhoek2099@reddit
It's never enough for a strumpet
TyrionBean@reddit
Well, she’s a girl gifted with naturally ample assets.…
bigbrett666@reddit
Father’s issue is vanity, always has been
HCPage@reddit
Hence the slut.
lukethedukehandy@reddit
Yes! Fuck it Mr Lebowski, fuck it!
D-Train0000@reddit
Well, she needed $1000.
DidsDelight@reddit
IBrandt regularly paying a $100 to watch would have more than subsidised her allowance
Username524@reddit
In my head, Maude Lebowski states how much she gets each month in one of her and the Dude’s meetings…
Nomad4te@reddit
It was $1000 shy of what it should have been.
Krispykid54@reddit
Well dude , we just don’t know.
RelativeKick1681@reddit
She probably spent all her money getting the cable fixed.
TheNJGM@reddit
Don't be fatuous, RelativeKick.
69karlhungus69@reddit
I am expert
za72@reddit
big lebowski is living in the wrong decade bro... it's may have sufficed him back Nam but have you seen the economy?!
za72@reddit
big lebowski is living in the wrong decade bro... it may have sufficed him back in Nam but have you seen the economy?!
NotYerBoyBlue@reddit
🎶Viva last vegas🎶
CriticalSuit1336@reddit
Not ample enough - she had to supplement it with loans from known pornographers
Soulless--Plague@reddit
Which is cool…
SnakePlissken1980@reddit
I imagine it is or else she probably wouldn't be married to a wheelchair-bound old man with no charm. Some people spend more than they have no matter how much they're given and Bunny doesn't seem particularly responsible. She owes money to a pornographer, why would a woman be in debt to somebody like that? Drugs most likely.
westport_blues@reddit
Are you employed sir?
Responsible-View-804@reddit
He’s a fraud. Never been so sure of anything in my life
OpusCroakus1@reddit
This guy walks. I've seen spinal's before, this guy walks...
kinkyslc1@reddit
She abides by her allowance?
901Soccer@reddit
Father never had any money
SeaBag8211@reddit
The money is all mother's
Efficient_Mark3386@reddit
The money's not his, its the foundation's
TowerOfSisyphus@reddit
He thinks his Rod or Johnson is ample too.
Altersreality@reddit
"I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."
Wasn't ample lol
iB0NZ3@reddit
TheNJGM@reddit
Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
TheNJGM@reddit
uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
tcsuperstar@reddit
It’s simple, that’s the beauty of it.
Buzzbuzz_Becuz@reddit
How's he going to keep her on her allowance once she's seen Karl Hungus
Forward-End-8286@reddit
Well I mean, we know she owes money all over town- including to known pornographers- so likely it’s not enough
Blueberry_Mancakes@reddit
Obviously not. She owes money all over town.
khetti79@reddit
She can't even afford a pedicure. "You're not blowing..."
Pleasant_Job_7683@reddit
Do you have a job sir?
betabry@reddit
Are you employed, sir?
BendAppropriate614@reddit
wonderful woman...we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.
Blackdiced@reddit
Well she needed to feed the monkey man, rh5at cant be cheap
cletus1986@reddit
HIS WIFE IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE!
screaming_pope70@reddit
well we know by the end of the movie he’s a complete fraud … a human paraquat, if you will.
Separate_Artichoke98@reddit
Yeah, well, that’s just like, your opinion, man.
beaker228@reddit
she’s gotta feed the monkey!
Eric848448@reddit
Definitely the latter.
freetherhinoz@reddit
Well, dude, we just don't know
AbruptMango@reddit
Living in the foundation's mansion, driving the foundation's sportscar, having expert cable repairmen on hand...
dub-fresh@reddit
Well dude, we just don't know
stoneman9284@reddit
I mean she wouldn’t be there otherwise right
dcamnc4143@reddit
She is the light of his life
useless_modern_god@reddit
You have your story, I have mine.
DavidLopan20@reddit
He's a fucking gold Bricker
Conscious-Distance48@reddit
I think he believes it's ample.
CPTKickass@reddit
Always thought the money was modest because he thought her living in a mansion, a car, and his company was ample compensation. Seems like that kind of guy.
WalletFullOfSausage@reddit
Every bum’s lot in life is their problem, not his.