Was bunny actually serious about the $1,000 offer or just messing with the dude?
Posted by DFWUnhinged@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 318 comments
I’ve always wondered about that scene. Bunny throws out “I’ll suck your cock for a thousand dollars” like it’s a totally normal offer, and given that she “owes money all over town,” it sounds like she’s done this kind of thing before.
But then she says it’s an extra hundred if Brandt watches… which makes it feel weirdly specific, like there’s already some established dynamic there.
So what are we supposed to think?
Was she actually serious and just naming her going rate? Or was she just high and messing with The Dude?
Also… $1,000 in 1991 feels kind of steep for that, doesn’t it?
Shiney_Metal_Ass@reddit
$1000 is steep today lol
Mechanical_Monk@reddit
Presumably Mr. Lebowski's visitors would have the necessary means
PsychedelicMustard@reddit
Or at least the necessary means for the necessary means
jebediahscooter@reddit
It can be a natural, zesty enterprise
JustSomeBloke5353@reddit
Unfortunately Bunny engages in it compulsively and without joy.
HoboOperative@reddit
Oh no.
JustSomeBloke5353@reddit
Oh yes, Mr Lebowski. These unfortunate souls cannot love in the true sense of the word.
AlconTheFalcon@reddit
Listen Maude, I’m sorry your if your stepmother is a nympho
Mister_Hide@reddit
She’d do 37 in a row, but compulsively, and without pleasure
DeuceOfDiamonds@reddit
Thirty-seven?!?
no_vale_verga817@reddit
I’m 37! I’m not old!
celestprof@reddit
Bulk of the series.
Equivalent_Scheme175@reddit
In a row?
radarksu@reddit
Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot!
DeuceOfDiamonds@reddit
Hey you! Get back here!!
Duke_5ilver@reddit
Were you listening to the dude’s story?
BojukaBob@reddit
I am the walrus?
reggaeshark1717@reddit
shut the f*** up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Illanich Uleninov!
MeanSam@reddit
Oh no
Dudenysius@reddit
Oh, yes.
FratboyZeida@reddit
Sounds exhausting
Putrid_Cobbler4386@reddit
She wasn’t even supposed to be there that day.
eruS_toN@reddit
Serious.
Keep in mind, she was also a film star as a side hustle. While she may have only played a coed apartment occupant whose cable TV was not working, I have it on good authority that was a ruse. Spoiler, I’m told the film “Logjammin’” may have been a pornographic feature film, rather than the mundane activities of a corvette driving cable repairman.
Also remember, her toe was priced at $1,000,000. In light of this fact, $1,000 to watch her perform fellatio on The Dude, seems very reasonable. Especially for a dweeb like Brandt.
74snowman@reddit
Coitus?
Chuswo@reddit
I mean she does owe money to known pornographers.
-ratmeat-@reddit
She’s gotta feed the monkey
DIOmega5@reddit
Well Yeah!
voyagergreggo@reddit
That had not occurred to us, dude.
MilesAugust74@reddit
I hope that my wife will someday learn to live on her allowance—which is ample—but if she doesn't, sir, that will be her problem—not mine!
Brat_QueenBean444@reddit
He fixes the cable??
Ordinary-Recipe-5248@reddit
She owes money all over town! Including to known pornographers
KDogBrew@reddit
and that’s cool…that’s cool
Necessary-Sock7075@reddit
In the parlance of our times
kinkyslc1@reddit
Vagina.
Dtour5150@reddit
Does the word make you uncomfortable? Vagina.
kinkyslc1@reddit
I was talking about my rug.
yachster@reddit
And this guy peed on it
pm_me_flowers_please@reddit
No, like I said, woooo...
Libertas888@reddit
吴peed on the rug.
Same_Raise6473@reddit
I have that tattoo
yachster@reddit
JakeFixesPlanes@reddit
Donny, please
SJB4L@reddit
Oh you mean coitus?
StronglikeSpaghetti@reddit
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
cabosmith@reddit
You mean coitus?
bigbrett666@reddit
It makes some men uncomfortable
Falsewyrm@reddit
You know the guy?
Impossible_Major5276@reddit
Brandt can’t watch though
fromouterspace1@reddit
I’m just going to run to an atm
GoldDeloreanDoors@reddit
fromouterspace1@reddit
When she was First Lady of the NATION
edmechem@reddit
Zooming in on that gif I'm just now noticing his rhythmically coordinated nose flares, as he sort of flaps his arms, while grimacing/grinning. Ah PSH, so into the character.
fromouterspace1@reddit
Yes yes
GoldDeloreanDoors@reddit
His nose flare game was next level
opopkl@reddit
I'm watching Synecdoche, New York at the moment. His performance is exceptional. There's so much going on, I can only watch it in ten minute chunks.
nlc1009@reddit
I miss him so damn much.
xeromagic@reddit
Great character
sorotomotor@reddit
> Also… $1,000 in 1991 feels kind of steep for that, doesn’t it?
She is a most modestly-priced receptacle.
TheProfessorPoon@reddit
All I know is when this movie came out I was 16 and watched it with my friends constantly and we all DEFINITELY would’ve paid $1,000 back then (if we had it).
vibrodude@reddit
Just because we’re horny doesn’t make us saps!
sax6romeo@reddit
"You want a BJ? I can get you a BJ, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a BJ by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with a reacharound. These fucking amateurs..."
Johnsendall@reddit
They offer us a blowjob. We are supposed to cum ourselves with ecstasy. Jesus Christ. The point is…..
Oh. Please, dear? The Supreme Court has roundly rejected free reacharounds.
I’m stayin’. I’m finishing my blowjob. pounds on table Enjoying my blowjob.
YouMissedWithACannon@reddit
godDAMNIT!!!
Ed_Zeppelin@reddit
We're not a bunch of saps!
diacachimba@reddit
Is there a Wendy's around here?
edc208@reddit
Best comment in a while!!
BestRiver8735@reddit
Just because we’re horny doesn’t make us saps!
Lvagabundo@reddit
This is a mortuary not a house of pleasure
4naans_jeremy@reddit
This is a blowjob, not a mortuary house.
Kiyae1@reddit
We might be grieving but we’re not FUCKING SAPS!!
vibrance9460@reddit
Uhhh this is really good awful redditing
xxes4eyes@reddit
CaptNorm2239@reddit
…”I’m just gonna, go find a cash machine…”
Dr_Middlefinger@reddit
Is there a Ralph in there?
3720-to-1@reddit
That had not occurred to us, dude
BOMBLOADER@reddit
Well… yeah
FratboyZeida@reddit
Over the line!
HoboThundercat@reddit
We’re all very fond of her
nlc1009@reddit
Very free spirited
Montego1987@reddit
THAT BITCH
Proud-Parsley6072@reddit
That fuckin bitch
RedPhule@reddit
She's gotta feed the monkey
bigbrett666@reddit
Which is cool, you know
Scared-Ideal-1483@reddit
And that's cool.....
frankingeneral@reddit
She was serious. She clearly needed the money uhh she owed money all over town, dude
thecowtownkid@reddit
she was serious
125acres@reddit
We're all, we're all very fond of her.
Workerchimp68@reddit
This whole fucking thing!
Perfect__Timing@reddit
Your question is answered in the parody porn version.
DabbledInPacificm@reddit
Well Dude we just don’t know
OscarBeingOscar@reddit
This guy's a regular 'brother Shamus.'
DubiousDude28@reddit
Uli didn't mind
Kckz79@reddit
No. That had not occurred to me, Dude.
g0dfieri@reddit
Ok, nice try Brandt
seanhats@reddit
Does she LOOK like a BITCH?
dreevsa@reddit
She needs money man
useless_modern_god@reddit
Listen OP, um I'm sorry if your stepmother is a nympho but uh, ya know I don't see what this has to do with uh, you have any Kahlua?
KatesFree58@reddit
Tha bah's ovah there.
Petrichor_Paradise@reddit
Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!!
murse_joe@reddit
She was serious with the Dude.
But she was messing with Brett
sci-fi-rec@reddit
Check out the the big brain on Brett!
GristleMcThornbody1@reddit
Those are tasty burgers, Walter
Roderto@reddit
What the fuck has anything got to do with Ezekiel 25:17??!
AZ-Sycamore@reddit
Well there’s not a literal connection.
Roderto@reddit
Jules, face it, there isn’t any connection. It’s just a cold-hearted thing you say to a motherfucker before you pop a cap in his ass.
datbackup@reddit
For truly he is his brother’s keeper, and the finder of wandering daughters
kinkyslc1@reddit
How are you gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?
kinkyslc1@reddit
Say what again. I dare you. I double dare you u/Roderto .
Some_Guy_Somewhere67@reddit
OVER the line!
sci-fi-rec@reddit
I didn’t like seeing The Gimp go.
kinkyslc1@reddit
But I happen to know that there's a little Gimp on the way.
elpayo@reddit
What do they call In 'n Out burgers in France?
yinoryang@reddit
Step aside, Larry. Because this is what happens when you FUCK A GANGSTER IN THE ASS
datbackup@reddit
So you decided to be a bum. Condolences.
kinkyslc1@reddit
tupperneep@reddit
Has Marcellus Wallace ever heard of Vietnam?
kinkyslc1@reddit
Does he look like a bitch?
elpayo@reddit
analogkid01@reddit
It's Brandt.
murse_joe@reddit
Far out, man
over9ksand@reddit
Equivalent_Scheme175@reddit
Brett... Fav... ruh?
CommonSensei-_@reddit
She’s a very spirited woman
RJS7424@reddit
She kidnapped herself - your question is ludicrous.
live2ride73@reddit
What would they say back at the farm.
Fabulous-Wheel-2986@reddit
How you going to keep her down on the farm once she’s seen Karl Hungus?
JulieofTheJulies@reddit
Both.
CallidoraBlack@reddit
I think she does it to make Brandt uncomfortable and give her husband the middle finger. I don't think she would actually give some random sclub with $1000 a blowie or she wouldn't owe money all over town anymore.
recovery_room@reddit
Dead serious. We’re all very fond of her.
sorriso_pontual@reddit
Very free spirited
boop66@reddit
I'm gonna go find an ATM.
FurdTurguson@reddit
Brandt can't watch though.
operath0r@reddit
Did he watch before though? (For 100$ ofc)
SmoovyJ@reddit
The point is...she needs money. Hasn't that ever occurred to you man? Uh, sir?
KoA07@reddit
That had not occurred to us, dude
Twittenhouse@reddit
What day is this?
TheProfessorPoon@reddit
Is this a weekday?
ironstyle@reddit
The goddamned plane has crashed into the mountain!
realitystreet@reddit
Nothing is FUCKED?!?
P-Rickles@reddit
FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!
Individual-Door6608@reddit
This isn’t a first amendment thing
0x0ddba11@reddit
No, Mr. Lebowski, that had not occured to me.
farter-kit@reddit
She’s gotta feed the monkey!
cautionlasers@reddit
if only there had been a poolside cash machine
Previous-Narwhal-992@reddit
The Dude post-dated a check for under $2. I don't think a cash machine would've helped.
DeuceOfDiamonds@reddit
But yet he could evidently pay his rent in cash. I like the idea that he's a trust fund kid, or has a structured settlement from a lawsuit, but only gets so much per month.
Probably not meant to live on exclusively, just supplemental, but then again, the Dude is a lazy man. As long as it keeps him housed, with enough left over for weed and lane rental, he'll abide.
Doesn't explain why he post-dates a check so early in the month, though.
TheProfessorPoon@reddit
I do mortgages and you would surprised how many gd lucky people have trust funds. Sure, it might be “only” a couple of grand per month, but still.
Usually income like that is easily verifiable for a loan officer, but trust funds are always a pain in the ass to deal with.
When it comes to funds needed for closing, at least 50 times I’ve heard “ugh, I guess I’ll have to pull from the trust” like it’s some bear for them. Oh I feel so bad for you, having all that money.
Not sure where I’m going with this rant. Alright. This is pointless.
DeuceOfDiamonds@reddit
Far out...
PerrinSLC@reddit
I’m honestly not sure, but does anyone know if the cable ever got fixed.
MonkeyDick420@reddit
It seems she was just fucking with Brandt. Saying offbeat shit that would undoubtedly make him nervous.
CaptainBloodface12@reddit
Yeah, but if Dude just pulled out the cash would she have followed through?
Moist_Rule9623@reddit
That’s marvelous
indians724@reddit
Were you not listening to Bunny’s story?
Subject-Relevant@reddit
HIS WIFE IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE!
tmo182@reddit
She never learned to live on her allowance and it was ample.
GomezFigueroa@reddit
Were you listening to the Dude’s story?
weaponized_sasquatch@reddit
I was bowling.
TheModWhoShaggedMe@reddit
Then you have no frame of reference
dirtymike401@reddit
You're like A CHILD YHAT WANDERS INTO THE MIDDLE IF A MOVIE
joecuv@reddit
She must have sex with her husband The Big Lebowski. Therefore, she'd suck the dude and let anyone fix the cable for the right price.
kinkyslc1@reddit
Nichols101@reddit
On another note, man I miss PSH.
kinkyslc1@reddit
He was a good man. And thorough.
_Bren10_@reddit
Loved him in Titanic
OdaDdaT@reddit
This is our concern, dude
msb06c@reddit
That had NOT occurred to us, Dude.
DaClarkeKnight@reddit
She wasn’t serious? This will not stand! She will not stand…cause she’ll be on her knees
Jgibbjr@reddit
She's gotta Feed the Monkey, man!
awesomedan24@reddit
I do believe she was serious and it would be around $2400 today after inflation. Do you know how much coke that would buy?
fergehtabodit@reddit
Richard Gere paid Julia Roberts $3000 for a week right around then...
cw99x@reddit
How much did he pay for the gerbil?
TheModWhoShaggedMe@reddit
He's been paying for the gerbil ever since.
BibbityBoopah@reddit
nice marmot.
nlc1009@reddit
Keeping an amphibious rodent…within the city limits…
P-Rickles@reddit
What are you, a fucking park ranger now?
Brain_Glow@reddit
The chinaman is not the issue!
Proof-Try-394@reddit
Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.
Vyzantinist@reddit
Asian-American, please.
uxixu@reddit
Walter, this isn't a guy who built the railroads here. This is a guy...
elpayo@reddit
The real expense came from having the Habitrail installed.
edmechem@reddit
HabitrailDungeons.com
CaptNorm2239@reddit
Also dude, let’s not forget, let’s NOT forget that keeping wildlife. . . an amphibious rodent. . . . . . for, you know. . . . . domestic. . . within the city. . . . . . that ain’t legal either, dude.”
Pleasant_Job_7683@reddit
How much did he pay to have it removed?
manitoba94@reddit
Brandt cant watch though, or he has to pay $240
Abiding_Dude_WV@reddit
It's a wandering daughter job.
un-sub@reddit
…..who the fuck are the Knutsens?
nlc1009@reddit
Brother Seamus?
Standard-Ad1254@reddit
Brother shamus?
Vyzantinist@reddit
An Irish monk?
CaptNorm2239@reddit
Yeah stay the f*** away from my lady friend, man
ChinaCatProphet@reddit
He's just helping her conceive!
Ozzie889@reddit
Oh she was serious
Busy_Guarantee_4621@reddit
It's like Lenin said...
sax6romeo@reddit
"You want a BJ? I can get you a BJ, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a BJ by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with a reacharound. These fucking amateurs..."
dohboy420@reddit
Well Dude, we just don’t know..
PsychedelicHypnosis@reddit
I wonder if the dude ever found a cash machine
alexanderseven@reddit
Every time my wife is micturated upon, the person has to compensate me!
Alarming_Act_3123@reddit
Compulsively, and without joy.
commander_sinbin@reddit
She was messing with the other side. Brant or whatever his name was.
Glum-Complex676@reddit
I’ve never once watched this film and thought, “Bunny seems to be a humorist at heart, she’s always joking.”
lilBalzac@reddit
Both
D-Train0000@reddit
She’s messing around. Unless someone takes her up on it.
Soulshiner402@reddit
Shut the fuck up Donny!
schokoplasma@reddit
$1,000 in '91 - I mean she's the star of "Logjammin"...
Douche_in_disguise@reddit
I think she said it more to needs with Brandt.
Tasty-Application807@reddit
Jawbreakers, or Sloppy Toppies, or... Friendly Trouser Kisses.
Alright, DFWUnhinged, let's get down to cases.
Tasty-Application807@reddit
I was conflating two different lines here. 10 yard penalty, there is a flag on the field. First down.
Maris-Otter@reddit
Are we supposed to believe that she made her own Blue Lagoon?
ToolKool@reddit
She cannot learn to live on her allowance...WHICH IS AMPLE!
ifthedudeabidesman@reddit
It’s a zesty enterprise
CliffGif@reddit
Bunny is not the issue!
etown23@reddit
Yes, serious
mclms1@reddit
I still jerkoff manually.
Live_Past_5099@reddit
She was genuine
KingOfKorners@reddit
She sucked my cock for $100. I think she was just screwing with the Dude
SoggyWaffles_91@reddit
Brant can’t watch though or he has to pay $100
Archie_Flowers@reddit
Well dude we just don’t know
WhatIsTheAmplitude@reddit
She’s not blowing
NotYerBoyBlue@reddit
Which one is Logjammin'?
bigbrett666@reddit
Her offer to the dude is very much similar to an “edgy/dark humor type” saying something horrible to a group but only after correctly reading everyone’s negative, abhorred reaction admits they are “just joking” and tries to act like nothing happen. This is how I imagine bunny’s offer. She’s only joking til the person she’s joking with isn’t. As someone who, in the parlance of our times, owes money to known pornographers, which is cool, she is fishing for extra cash to pay off Treehorn and the Nihilists
Comfortable_Ad_4417@reddit
Who cares
timothyduggan@reddit
Well, we just don’t know now do we, dude?
Dirty_Dianah@reddit
go find a cash machine and then find your answer
Oalka@reddit
Her life was in your hands.
frankzappa2020@reddit
I think the bigger question is how many times did Brandt pay the hundred?
_Bon_Vivant_@reddit
She's gotta feed the monkey. I mean, uh...uh...
ChcknCunt@reddit
well dude, we just don’t know
bristle_cone@reddit
Johnson?
greyzarjonestool@reddit
She’s gotta feed the monkey man
davesToyBox@reddit
My headcanon is that she owes Treehorn $37,000
Inside_Platypus7909@reddit
Jesus...
Equivalent_Sir_2575@reddit
You said it, man...
Accomplished-Dot5707@reddit
Agile_End_3049@reddit
murse_joe@reddit
In a row?
ailyara@reddit
Roderto@reddit
FangedSloth@reddit
She owes money all over town including to known pornographers
Naive-Ad-2805@reddit
Of course she was. Can’t you tell?
I think that this was the single best line that Tara Strong ever delivered in her entire career. Easily.
DistanceAcceptable65@reddit
I thought it was Tara Reed. Did she get married?
Naive-Ad-2805@reddit
No, I just got the name wrong 😑
elpayo@reddit
Tara Reid
Naive-Ad-2805@reddit
😂 I can’t get it right. Oh well.
LupercaniusAB@reddit
Nah, she was messing with Brandt.
Turbulent_Ad9508@reddit
She's a porn 'star'...of course she was serious.
elpayo@reddit
I wonder how much her friend Sherry charges.
sheezy520@reddit
She’s very free spirited.
Her BJs aren’t though. They’re $1000
elpayo@reddit
I hope she checked with her accountant. My concern is that this could bump her into a higher tax bracket.
SpreadyMercury1189@reddit
Jesus Christ you guys are bored
OrangeBug74@reddit
I thought Bunny was offering fellate the Dude and would pay him $1000 plus $100. I think she was checking out whatever they had heard about the Dude.
PorcelainTorpedo@reddit
That fuckinnnn…bitch.
It’s all a fake, man
manual-grocery-arbor@reddit
She was serious.
incognito-mode69420@reddit
iforironman@reddit
She’s very free-spirited.
galaxys4nutjob@reddit
I like to believe that if the dude pulled out 10$ she would have felated him behind the pool shed ( she owed money all over town ya know)
PPPS what the heck did Brett do to get banned from even watching ???( I’m betting he would sit in the corner sucking his thumb n bunny just couldn’t focus)
cheoti@reddit
In the porno version I believe he writes a check
Sp0ttySniper@reddit
I don't have a good quote for my feelings on this scene but I've been meaning to say this so here we go.
First in movie it's a great little scene, very funny and has Bunny even directly show Dude she clearly needs/wants money. No problem with it in context.
But for me IRL, I've never had a blowjob worth a 1000 bucks. I really don't think they can possibly exist.
That's all! Keep it easy dudes!
Such-Corgi-8869@reddit
Well we just don’t know Dude
eztooha8@reddit
This is our concern.
Rolarious80@reddit
She’s gotta feed the monkey , man
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit
She’s a sex-worker, with a record (of owing money all over town).
Ok-Lavishness-7904@reddit
$1000 a pop, her troubles are over
TunaDakine@reddit
Listen, OP, I'm sorry if your stepmother is a nympho, but I don't see what it has to do with - do you have any Kahlúa?
HeyFatBoyAsshole@reddit
I didn’t blame anyone for the loss of my one grand. Some WANDERING DAUGHTER took them from me in LOS ANGELES
vibrance9460@reddit
Dude was really only concerned with the rug, man
Wildcat_Dunks@reddit
Her life was in Dude's hands.
khetti79@reddit
Ohhh, you're Bunny....
Elephant_Snacks@reddit
Brandt can't watch, or he has to pay $100
gerg_1234@reddit
But unfortunately there are some people - it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women - who engage in it compulsively and without joy. Yes, Mr. Lebowski, these unfortunate souls cannot love in the true sense of the word. Our mutual acquaintance Bunny is one of these.
VinnieTheBerzerker69@reddit
and in a beaver picture
jake-asaurus@reddit
Well dude, we just don’t know
Jodanmawashigeri@reddit
I think she was serious. I mean, she’s gotta feed the monkey, you know. When you owe Jackie Treehorn money, you start to get pretty desperate. Jackie gets straight to the point, after all, and he’s got some tough goons (even if they aren’t housebroken).
loodgeboodge@reddit
KarlPHungus@reddit
Oh no. She's a sex addict. With a record.
mat_srutabes@reddit
I'm just going to go find a cash machine
Toomanyboogers@reddit
dcamnc4143@reddit
Strumpet
Some_Guy_Somewhere67@reddit
In the parlance....
Travesuras420@reddit
HCPage@reddit
She owes money all over town
JustSomeBloke5353@reddit
Don’t be fatuous Jeffrey.
Known_Funny_5297@reddit
Her face was very sincere
Virtual-Location-982@reddit
I’ll just go find a cash machine.
TuneLinkette@reddit
We're all very fond of her
TopicPretend4161@reddit
The Dude was not being messed with.
OdaDdaT@reddit
Lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what have yous
cw99x@reddit
Her what have yous were quite nice.
Richard-Turd@reddit
AndrewLBailey@reddit
From the way Brandt reacted, I believe she was serious.
TortaPounder91@reddit
I got $5 on it.
Karn_Evil_Noin@reddit
I sure would have been have been willing to go find a cash machine myself.
chiefhandshaker@reddit
That must be exhausting
TRDOffRoadGuy@reddit
She's got a blue drink, Duh.
beavis617@reddit
I think the rate used to be $20 back in the day right before the entrance to the Holland tunnel NYC.
Area51-2@reddit
Which one's Logjammin'?
TheModWhoShaggedMe@reddit
The story's ludicrous.
butcheR_Pea@reddit
Talk about can't take a hint lmao
isunktheship@reddit
Is she drinking an AMF?
DaWolf94@reddit
This is our concern dude
Previous-Narwhal-992@reddit
We're all very fond of her.
theDudeHeavyC@reddit
Thousand bucks is a thousand bucks, man.
tarareidstarotreadin@reddit
I’ve never been more certain of anything in my life.
RelativeKick1681@reddit
Thousand, yes, bones or clams or whatever you call them… with that money you can buy any number of bjs that don’t have sentimental value for me.
rez_at_dorsia@reddit
Well, dude, we just don’t know
FlyTheW1988@reddit
Don’t be fatuous, OP.
mercaptans@reddit
Pretty sure she'd have taken her false teeth out if the Dude have her $1000
WildStructure4517@reddit
Brandt can’t watch though, or he has to pay 100.
AckerHerron@reddit
Well dude, we just don’t know…
Toes_In_The_Soil@reddit
Top-Use4277@reddit
She was offering oral pleasure? Are we gonna split hairs here?
CornTreeRoad@reddit
But her allowance is ample!
superfluousapostroph@reddit
Come on, man, I’m not trying to scam anybody here.
Vaginal_Blood_Fart_@reddit
You’re not a golfer, are you?
Boz747@reddit
She would have sucked him dry dude. The problem was the dude got sidetracked.
cw99x@reddit
She was just messing with him… had he pulled out his cock she would have said “Nice marmot!” and slapped his johnson.
whaaaddddup@reddit
Were you listening to the dude’s story?
Randlepinkfloyd1986@reddit
You’re not blowing
AckerHerron@reddit
That’s marvellous!