What’s a naff/cringe pop song from your youth that you still know all the words to?

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Manifestival1@reddit

5678.. myyyy.. bootscooting baby is driving me kerazy, my obsession for the western, my dance floor date, my rodeo romeo, he's a cowboy guy from head to toe.. gonna make you mine better get in line..

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dormant-plants@reddit

I made my Texan fiance listen to this recently. He was...baffled hahaha.

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lorde_lorde_yayaya@reddit

My husband sings it as 'a dance called Dave' instead of 'dancefloor date' and its now ruined it for me 😆

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WillowCreekWanderer@reddit

I was singing this in my head while counting crochet stitches earlier lmao

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iloovehugecock@reddit

Bad Touch by the Bloodhound Gang. It’s really fun to sing and people are surprised if it comes on and I know every word lol

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lorde_lorde_yayaya@reddit

I still bust out the dance from the video

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Buh_Snarf@reddit

They were considerate, doing it doggy style so they can both watch X files. What a gentleman.

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dible46@reddit

So let's do it like they do on the discovery channel

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No-Oil9121@reddit

I'm glad someone else mentioned Bad Touch 😂 thought I was on my own there

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oak_stone1@reddit

Still know every word to Ed Sheeran’s “You need me man, I don’t need you”

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FunGuyUK83@reddit

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eyed Joe I'd been married a long time ago Where did you come from? Where did you go?

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Bubbly_Gap6636@reddit

Isn't it meant to be a euphemism for Chlamydia?

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FunGuyUK83@reddit

Yes 🤣 would have been married a long time ago if it wasn't for this pesky STI

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Tight-Principle-743@reddit

I, for some reason, know all the words to Macklemore’s ‘Thrift Shop’. I believe this happened after hearing it on the radio in around 2012 when I used to drive into work.

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BumblebeeNo6356@reddit

I still think of this as a modern day song

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WowThisIsAwkward_@reddit

They played that song at my year 6 disco. I’m now 23.

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_FreddieLovesDelilah@reddit

It is like 13 years older than year 6 though.

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RipCurl69Reddit@reddit

This was one of the first tracks I ever discovered when I got access to YouTube. Still bangs to this day, same with Can't Hold Us.

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Unhappy-Training-878@reddit

I wear your grandads clothes ... I look incredible

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R08ue1701@reddit

5,6,7,8 by Steps. Barbie Girl by Aqua

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Holiday Rap by MC Sven AND C Miker G. And it's only other people who call it cringe and naff. "I understand things most rappers say because rapping is my thing and I do it every day" is the greatest lyric of all time

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Bucketcat1@reddit

Crazy Little Party Girl - Aaron Carter

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emiliadaffodil@reddit

Her name is Noelle, I had a dream about her, she rings my bell

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mrsmarmit@reddit

Got gym class in half an hour, oh how she rocks. ...

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emiliadaffodil@reddit

But she doesn't know who I am, and she doesn't give a damn about me....

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schmoovebaby@reddit

My husband knows the entire rap from Jump Around by House of Pain.

I did a pretty decent rendition of Teenage Dirtbag during karaoke at the work Christmas do and I can’t even blame alcohol.

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emiliadaffodil@reddit

You know what though everyone in their late 30s knows Teenage Dirtbag word for word

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schmoovebaby@reddit

Bless you for thinking I’m in my late 30s.

I also did I Want It That Way by the Backstreet Boys in a duet with my colleague if that helps 👍

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emiliadaffodil@reddit

I Want It That Way is utterly awesome, love it.

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WitchyRedhead86@reddit

We danced to it at my friends wedding and sung every word! Pretty entertaining tbh.

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RobertTheSpruce@reddit

I know why you married him.

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diggerorbigger@reddit

My brother in law can still do Informer by Snow from start to finish, which I will never not be impressed by and will never stop telling people

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Silent_Region_472@reddit

Thanks, I can do this too! I don’t think I’ve ever impressed anyone with it!

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Buh_Snarf@reddit

I lick your bum bum, down?

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schmoovebaby@reddit

The best bit about that song is realising how filthy it is having grown up with the radio edit 😂

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dible46@reddit

Yeah i still remember all the words to the shamen Ebeneezer good. Took ages to learn it all.

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Pingushagger@reddit

The real question is whether or not you could do the girl section.

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schmoovebaby@reddit

Yes! To the extent that my CEO was genuinely impressed.

I am a girl though (full disclosure)

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arfur_narmful@reddit

I would like to argue that this tune is neither naff nor cringe

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schmoovebaby@reddit

I would agree but I’m 42 and an embarrassing mum so my opinion is neither reliable nor an indicator of taste

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InkedDoll1@reddit

I know all of jump around, but to be fair my husband is a DJ and still plays it out pretty often. I can't jump up and down to it anymore though. Stupid old hips.

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schmoovebaby@reddit

Maybe bob instead?

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InkedDoll1@reddit

Yeah, that's kind of what I do. And I do a little hand out and across motion for "if you come to battle bring a shotgun"

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schmoovebaby@reddit

Of course, of course

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draxenato@reddit

Agadoo doo doo...

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AMightyDwarf@reddit

The most mentally stable song choice.

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draxenato@reddit

you genuinely made me LOL reading this :)

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Johnnycrabman@reddit

I was thinking then but I don’t know much of the verse, only the chorus.

The video for it, well, no one should be on tv wearing leather trousers that tight.

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sihasihasi@reddit

Push pineapple, shake the tree.

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GeordieAl@reddit

Agadoo doo doo…

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SMTRodent@reddit

Push pineapple, grind coffee

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LadyBev3@reddit

To the left, to the right

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VapourMetro111@reddit

The Wurzels. "I've got a brand new combine harvester, and I'll give you the key.."

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Rob_B_@reddit

Embarrassed to admit that I used to love that song as a very small boy, although since I’m now 22 it perhaps isn’t surprising that I could still remember all the words when I heard it again just recently…

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No-Palpitation6368@reddit

My scout leader plays that to all his scouts. Present tense. I'm no longer a scout but no one wants to sit in his car while he plays the Wurzels and Rolf Harris to small children.

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keg994@reddit

Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony!

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LittleSadRufus@reddit

Hold A Chicken In The Air and the Um Bongo song.

Both hit me at a time when I was very impressionable I guess.

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coombez1978@reddit

The best bit of this is the yanks not having a clue what we're talking about on any level.

Can you imagine spitting image now?

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jflb96@reddit

They tried doing Spitting Image again recently, it was dogshit

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Rob_B_@reddit

I thought those “rest is bullshit” videos they did were quite good personally

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gnorty@reddit

It's a shame. Thatcher era was prime for Spitting Image, so many personalities ripe for satire. A couple of decades of relative mediocrity and it died and really couldn't compete with itself when the latest batch is even Better than thatcher.

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moon-bouquet@reddit

Fuck sSpitting Image! My brain has limited storage and THIS is in there.

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Jojo6167@reddit

🤣🤣🤣

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ShadowWood78@reddit

'Never met a nice south African' was an ear worm recently for me for days!

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TurnedOutShiteAgain@reddit

This was actually going to be my pick of a song I randomly know all the words to.

Also Star Trekkin.

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clrthrn@reddit

Hard to believe that the Star Trekking guys turned into the KLF

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ice-lollies@reddit

Good god. I’ve not thought about Star Trekkin in the last 30-40 years. I’m fairly sure I could sing that word for word.

Why can I remember that but barely anything I learnt in school.

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paradeoxy1@reddit

When I was about 12 I made that my alarm tone to wake me up in the morning, almost 20 years later and the opening still makes me cortisol levels spike

Fucking banger though

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dunloptortexpurple@reddit

It’s worse than that, he’s DEAD Jim!

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Time_Economy8962@reddit

Same here! My friend grew up in South Africa until his teens and we showed him this song. His first response: “well, they’re not wrong about the part where we’re ignorant bastards…”

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Practical-Command634@reddit

I still know all the words to that. Classic tune.

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Greatgrowler@reddit

Well, that’s not bloody surprising man.

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dunloptortexpurple@reddit

‘Cause they’re a bunch of ignorant b’stards, with no sense of humour..

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Hamsternoir@reddit

The whole class got a detention for singing that.

Totally worth it

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BerkshireKnight@reddit

Hooooold aaaaaa chicken in the air Stick a deckchair up your nose

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thecatsothermother@reddit

Buy a Jumbo jet And then bury all your clothes

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Adventurous_Ad3451@reddit

Paint your left knee green and extract your wisdom teeth

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Jamie2556@reddit

Form a string quartet and pretend your name is Keith

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kittysparkled@reddit

Skin yourself alive Learn to speak Arapaho

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CarrowCanary@reddit

Can't say I remember that part of the song.

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kittysparkled@reddit

Well apparently Reddit didn't like it at all! 😆 It's at the end of the song

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CarrowCanary@reddit

Oh, when I left my comment it just said [Removed by Reddit].

Good to see their useless (presumably AI) bot saw sense and reinstated your comment in the end.

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Practical-Command634@reddit

Skin yourself alive, learn to speak Arapaho

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cari-strat@reddit

Played at least once a night in every Spanish hotel disco, and someone would always miraculously whip out a rubber chicken which would be thrown round the dance floor throughout.

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SMTRodent@reddit

How about Agadoo? (Doo, doo, push pineapple, shake the tree)

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BarracudaFar1905@reddit

My French teacher at secondary school almost had a mental breakdown when our entire class sang that song at the top of our voices and he couldn't stop us. Sorry Mr Hazel

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Lucymouse36@reddit

S Club

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ksvfkoddbdjskavsb@reddit

There ain't no party like an S Club party!

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Clay-Davis1@reddit (OP)

That’s another one where I can bust out the mid song rap bit about what each member of SClub is doing. Tina’s doing her dance…

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ksvfkoddbdjskavsb@reddit

Someone's looking for romance. Someone's getting down on the floor... Someone's screaming out for more. I just can't remember their names!

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PumpkinJambo@reddit

Tina’s doing her dance, Jon’s looking for romance, Paul’s getting down on the floor while Hannah’s screaming out for more, wanna see Bradley swing, wanna see Rachel do her thing, then we got Jo - she’s got the flow, get ready everybody cos here we go!

I hated that song then and I hate it now but I remember every bit of it!

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Defiant-Tackle-0728@reddit

Pretty much anything by MeatLoaf.

There wasnt a car journey as a kid or teen without at least one song from him.

The 8.28minute long "Paradise by the Dashboard Light", "Id do anything for love but wont do that".

Should we have a honorary mention "Its all coming back to me now" for Celine Dion (1996) and Meatloaf (2005).

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lorde_lorde_yayaya@reddit

WTH Meatloaf isn't cringy, he's an absolute legend. Hang your head in shame, sir

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Defiant-Tackle-0728@reddit

I tried passing on the tradition to younger friends on our roadtrips and was told he was cringe..... The tracklist was then turned to the whole Bat out of Hell 2 Album.

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TheWalrus8691@reddit

Chumbawumba- tub thumping

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Jmac0113@reddit

Tried to do the song for my 18th birthday. Think I managed it - had 1 drink of each. Whisky is rank (and im Scottish).

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MaudLynne@reddit

“I take a whisky drink, I take a chocolate drink, And when I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink”

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callisstaa@reddit

Piss in the miiiicrowaaaave.

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mythmakeruk@reddit

I sing a song that reminds me I’m a urinating guy.

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docju@reddit

“Does it bollocks. Not like people matter”

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GeordieAl@reddit

I just watched Brassed Off again a week ago, brilliant movie!

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Unlucky-Public-2947@reddit

Is it naff that I don’t think that’s ‘naff’?

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TheWalrus8691@reddit

Tbh I like it. I now can't get it out of my head

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nogeologyhere@reddit

It's not naff, it's sublime

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Buh_Snarf@reddit

Anarchists!

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wishuponareddwarf@reddit

I hate that song so much, it was super over played

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Manifestival1@reddit

What an anthem.

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jlb8@reddit

They're a good band, and that song is satirical.

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Possible-Highway7898@reddit

I get knocked down

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pooches4life@reddit

But I get up again

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fluffypuppycorn@reddit

You're never gonna keep me down

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Jaybee021967@reddit

Wham Rap

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KTbluedraon@reddit

🎶I am the One and Only, Nobody I'd rather be🎵

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Alpielz@reddit

Mambo No. 5. I can’t explain why it lives in my brain rent free but it does. A little bit of Monica in my life.

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yesbutnobutokay@reddit

The Monster Mash

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HugeElephantEars@reddit

I heard Mmmbop in Morrisons earlier today.

Came out when I was 14. My mate's older sister loved that song and had taped it on repeat onto a 90 cassette tape that she'd play when she drove us around.

90 minutes. Mmmbop on repeat.

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laughinggrvy@reddit

I remember being a kid and trying to figure out who was the girls and the boys (so I knew who it was okay to fancy, cause being gay was bad). Blew my mind later to find they were all guys. Boys can't have long hair!!?

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CarrowCanary@reddit

I heard Mmmbop in Morrisons earlier today.

Vanessa Feltz played that on her Radio 2 breakfast show once, and called it Em Em Em Bop.

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Chazzza23@reddit

Great song, but I have no idea what 1 word of the verses are.

It just sounds like absolute gibberish

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Uniquorn527@reddit

It's very much of the Pumped Up Kicks vibe where a catchy perky tune means you don't notice it's actually a sad song about the futility of life and loss:

You have so many relationships in this life Only one or two will last You go through all the pain and strife Then you turn your back and they're gone so fast Oh yeah And they're gone so fast, yeah

Oh, so hold on the ones who really care In the end they'll be the only ones there And when you get old and start losing your hair Can you tell me who will still care?

Plant a seed, plant a flower, plant a rose You can plant any one of those Keep planting to find out which one grows It's a secret no one knows It's a secret no one knows Oh, no one knows

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emiliadaffodil@reddit

No one knows the words to that song, it is gibberish and yet its such a banger

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Moppo_@reddit

Allegedly, they are words... Allegedly.

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Radiant-Duck6616@reddit

THANK YOU! The only words I can really make out are Mmm and Bop

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namegame62@reddit

You have so many relationships in this life...

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SorbetOk1165@reddit

Only one or two will last

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ahoymeheartie@reddit

You go through all the pain and strife

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HammockDistrictCourt@reddit

Honestly, I don't see the problem with that (no, I am not the older sister)

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Manifestival1@reddit

I mean it was iconic.

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luluxtaylor@reddit

call me maybe was the biggest song ever when i was going into high school and i still love that song

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JoeWilliams2501@reddit

20 yo male here, this is legitimately one of the greatest songs of all time

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Chrolan1988@reddit

In West Philadelphia born and raised …

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laughinggrvy@reddit

I've been transported nearly 20 years ago, when in college a group of us were sitting in an empty class in the dark exchanging ghost stories. I started off all spooky to hook them in, then dropped the Fresh Prince rap on them.

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pooches4life@reddit

In a playground is where I spent most of my days...

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fluffypuppycorn@reddit

Chillin out maxin relaxin all coo

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No-Difference-1912@reddit

Shooting some B ball outside of the school…

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HarrenhalWhore@reddit

When a couple of guys who were up to no good...

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emiliadaffodil@reddit

Started makin trouble in my neighbourhood

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namegame62@reddit

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared...

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VodkaMargarine@reddit

She said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air

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dible46@reddit

I whistled for a cab an when it got near it had dice in the mirror....

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RRW2020@reddit

If anything I would say ‘yo, this cab is rare,’ but then I thought ‘no, yo home to Bel Air!’

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effyyyislosingit@reddit

I. walked. UP to the house about 7 or 8

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Clay-Davis1@reddit (OP)

Started makin trouble in ma neighbourhood..

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Raisinsandfairywings@reddit

I was reading a bedtime story to my toddler last night that begins with “This is a tale about…” and I couldn’t help but changing it to “This is a story all about how…” and doing most of the song.

I ended up just cackling to myself while she sat there confused, looking at me like “that’s not Beatrix Potter mummy”.

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emiliadaffodil@reddit

😂😂😂😂 love it. You know what, you make me want to have kids just to recite 90s song lyrics to them and confuse them

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Chrolan1988@reddit

Hahaha brilliant !

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ShrellaJS@reddit

Oh, man. I recited* this in full the other day because my other half was trying to test my recognition of theme songs from our childhoods.

I'm not sure who was more surprised, him or me! (Me, it was definitely me.)

I'm the most middle-aged, middle class English woman you can imagine. Of course I recited it! Can you imagine the torture of listening to me try to "rap"?

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VodkaMargarine@reddit

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for the fresh prints

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emiliadaffodil@reddit

There is nothing cringe about Fresh Prince how dare you 😂😂😂 love it.

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Choccybizzle@reddit

Don’t you dare. The prompt was naff/cringe!

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Euphoric_Wish_8293@reddit

Not quite all, but I remember an unhealthy amount of Dr Jones by Aqua.

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Uniquorn527@reddit

My friend pointed out that my husband kinda looks like the main singer (but with hair and not painted on eyebrows) and that's ruined Aqua for me because it's all I can see when I watch their old videos for my nostalgia hits.

Dr Jones had one of their best videos, maybe even better than Barbie Girl.

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laughinggrvy@reddit

At least it didn't ruin your husband.

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rhingthnigherething@reddit

That knowledge won us a pub quiz not so long ago. A proud moment for sure.

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clrthrn@reddit

Just reading this made me realise that I can also sing nearly the whole song and I haven't heard it for decades

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dible46@reddit

Also " I got the keeey, I got the secret"

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Farmgirl_88@reddit

You are not alone in this.

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Euphoric_Wish_8293@reddit

There should be some sort of support group. These people should be held accountable.

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InkedDoll1@reddit

Unfortunately, I know all the lyrics to most songs I've heard more than a couple of times. I don't do it on purpose, I just have that sort of brain. But to answer the specific question, maybe The Chicken Song by Spitting Image, or Star Trekkin by The Firm.

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Even_Passenger_3685@reddit

Bloody hell both of these.

And involuntarily many others on the thread. I’m fucking 50 in a few weeks. Can’t remember where I left the tape measure midway through a diy job, but the minute some 80s one hit wonder comes on I’m word fuckin perfect.

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FeelingSimple331@reddit

Are you me?!

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givemorecoffee@reddit

Love star trekking, used to sing it when my kids were having a meltdown as it used to make them stop and laugh, whether at the lyrics or my really bad singing is a different debate.

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TurnedOutShiteAgain@reddit

Ah ye cannae change the laws of physics.

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sihasihasi@reddit

Laws of physics, laws of physics.

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TurnedOutShiteAgain@reddit

It's worse than that, he's dead Jim

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nWoSting145@reddit

It’s life, Jim. But not as we know it.

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TurnedOutShiteAgain@reddit

We come in peace, shoot to kill.

(I'm avoiding the obvious one even though that's the next line)

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gnorty@reddit

Klingons on the Starboard bow

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langly3@reddit

Not as we know it, Captain.

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Tiny-Lecture-499@reddit

I also memorize lyrics have heard a few times.

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Correct-Couple8086@reddit

Same! I quite like it as a niche super power though. I surprise myself when a random song will come on the radio and I know a good portion of the words.

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sihasihasi@reddit

The Chicken Song by Spitting Image, or Star Trekkin by The Firm.

Both those songs take me back to sitting in the staff canteen on my Saturday job at BHS in Brighton. I guess we must've been singing them and pissing off the older staff!

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ksvfkoddbdjskavsb@reddit

I also have this sort of brain and the songs pop up in my head whenever someone says anything remotely like the lyrics.

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88AspieGirl88@reddit

For me, I’m stuck between “Don’t Wanna Let You Go” by “Five” (aka “5ive”) or “All Rise” by “Blue” … both songs were played on loop throughout my school days & also made it onto my current Apple Music playlists.

I still know every word of the lyrics in both songs & lip-sync every time. I especially love the music video by “Five”, even down to the way they choreographed it. For real, though; I could swear they created the “Dab” before it even got its name & glory! 😊💖🎧

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FreeBogwoppits@reddit

Tragically, I can still recite the entirety of Shaddap You Face by Joe Dolce.

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miowiamagrapegod@reddit

Beat Vienna by Ultravox to the number 1 spot

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MotherOfMagpies23@reddit

I remember my dad being furious about this!

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MadJen1979@reddit

This means nothing to me.

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roysustang@reddit

My parents made me and my sister watch Top of the Pops as kids (I still love it) and we were far more angry about Ultravox not reaching Number 1 than any 9-or-so-year-old ever had any reason to be (reruns and not original TOTP so it’s not even like we had any stake in the ratings!)

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Gorf1@reddit

Criminal, and it wasn't even Ultravox's best song!

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fuggerdug@reddit

It's a not so bad.

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nWoSting145@reddit

It’s a nice-a place

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SMTRodent@reddit

Oh please do stop and be quiet

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MiltonW3110@reddit

Really? What's a matter you

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Illustrious_Study_30@reddit

Scrolled to find my place . Hello. Me too...😬

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dy1anb@reddit

Agafuckingdo

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Super_Carrot_4082@reddit

Go Cheetah, get banana Hey monkey, get funky

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Chopsticks_Charlie@reddit

Truly madly deeply by savage garden, slightly before my time but a fucking banger indeed

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GoldenGolgis@reddit

I used to be able to sing "I Want You" by Savage Garden owing to it being on my local radio station 9 times a day in the 90s, but I lack the lung capacity now

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spangloss@reddit

Is that the chickacherrycola one?

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StarSpotter74@reddit

It is. Savage Garden were brilliant. Have a listen to Affirmation

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daisiemaetulip@reddit

My favourite album. Ever!

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GoldenGolgis@reddit

It is. And almost impossible to sing live!

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Uniquorn527@reddit

I saw Darren Hayes a couple of years ago and his voice is still just as amazing. A lot of Savage Garden's songs had some big and/or high notes and he just....sang them. Perfectly. Effortlessly even. I think he's one of the most under recognised singers of that era because they only did two albums and his solo career never kicked off.

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GoldenGolgis@reddit

I bet that was a great night! Yeah he's a good example of how singing isn't a career that just anyone can have a bash at. Proper talent and training there.

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Snot_girl@reddit

Oh ffs yes it is aha! I kno all the words to that still, I felt like such a baddie when I sung it 😬 not so much now... maybe

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StarSpotter74@reddit

"slightly before my time"

Well that's made me feel fucking ancient

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Fruitpicker15@reddit

It was on the radio when I was revising for my GCSEs.

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pajamakitten@reddit

Whereas it is on my primary school disco playlist on Spotify.

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emiliadaffodil@reddit

Same here!

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StarSpotter74@reddit

Aye, probably same here.

See also To The Moon and Back. That was played all the time

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Fun-Needleworker9590@reddit

And now that's in my head! One of the first albums I ever had

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BumblebeeNo6356@reddit

I have children who liked this song.

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CrocPB@reddit

Meanwhile my mind just went straight to the Cascada version. Savage who?

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Quailpower@reddit

I can't cope with savage garden now without Anne rice cultivating my consciousness. Terrible.

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mynameisjodie@reddit

Yes 😂

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MidnightRambler87@reddit

Ditto.

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MeltingChocolateAhh@reddit

It's an absolute banger. Have you seen the YouTube video of the pub crowd singing it?

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paradeoxy1@reddit

Maybe I'm weird but that video makes me emotional, love the little old fella in the flat cap singing quietly to himself

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CompetitiveAnxiety@reddit

I hadn’t but I just found it on YouTube. Thank you so much for mentioning it

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Buh_Snarf@reddit

I would say this was my least favourite SG track off their first album.

To the moon and back had such futuristic vibes and felt so cool as a misunderstood youth. I want you, come on who learnt all the lyrics and thought they were cool hand Also some other bangers on that album like Break Me, Shake Me and Violet.

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Uniquorn527@reddit

Me and my sister, trying to think of every long brainy word ending in -ation to make an extra bridge for A Thousand Words.

We couldn't repeat a word or we lost, and we had to have a word ready to sing at the right point because if you spent too long thinking and missed the cue, you lost.

Great album. It was probably our most played album in '98.

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Specific-Sundae2530@reddit

Ah good ol' cabbage garden. And now I'm singing the blooming thing 😅

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Tattycakes@reddit

Cabbage 🤣

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Odd_Cryptographer941@reddit

This was my Wedding Song. (I'm now Divorced!) 😂

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BumblebeeNo6356@reddit

That’s not a banger!

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Ok-Cash-4257@reddit

This was the song that was playing on the radio as I gave birth in the hospital.

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boddle88@reddit

SG debut album was decent

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mynameisjodie@reddit

Also to the moon and back

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FawnTi@reddit

I’m not that old but Shape of You by Ed Sheeran and Closer by The Chainsmokers are ones that will haunt my head every once in a while and reminds me that I know all the lyrics, despite my displeasure.

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Automatic-Hope2429@reddit

Keith: Orville! Bird: yes Keith: who is your very best friend? Bird: You are. Keith: I’m gonna help you mend, your broken heart

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NapalmSword@reddit

Do the bartman.

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jock_fae_leith@reddit

Middle of the Road: Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep

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paolog@reddit

Is Rickrolling still a thing?

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emiliadaffodil@reddit

Is there anyone else making a playlist of all the 90s songs mentioned and blasting them really loud, singing and dancing along or is just me?

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Cannabis_Sir@reddit

Let's get ready to rhumble by PJ and Duncan

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emiliadaffodil@reddit

Poor Ant and Dec, they will never escape their youthful beginnings, no matter how long their illustrious TV presenter career lasts.

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Buh_Snarf@reddit

This song still makes me want to tidy up. When I worked as a teen in Asda this song would come on the in store radio at certain times and was the signal to all staff to rumble - which meant stop what you're doing and clear your aisle and face up everything to make it look good.

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Specific-Sundae2530@reddit

Everybody rumble

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Cannabis_Sir@reddit

Never has a microphone been wrecked so hard

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Radiant-Duck6616@reddit

Sike

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fuggerdug@reddit

"Let's get ready your bumhole"

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annetica-1@reddit

For me it’s Reach by S Club 7. Deeply naff, still lodged in my brain, and I’d be fuming with myself if it came on and I didn’t sing along.

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AnomalyScan@reddit

Yo, listen up, here's a story

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BuGMoiDroit@reddit

I rage whenever I hear the remix.

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smedsterwho@reddit

There's such a horrible trend the last few years (it's always existed, it just seems heavier right now), or remixing a classic dance song - but not even remixing it, just grabbing the chorus chords - and then mumble rapping lyrics a 12 year old could come up with over the top.

A good remix elevates a song. These have all been fantastically tacky. Cafe Del Mar, Blue, Somebody That I used to Know*

I'll give the last one a pass, as I know it's a B-side done for fun that got released, but still.

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emiliadaffodil@reddit

Oh yeah its beyond awful. Someone had the audacity to do one to Whenever, Wherever. I can’t even. Is nothing sacred?!

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SorbetOk1165@reddit

For a second there I was thinking the gummy bear remix isn’t that bad, then realised you meant the hideous remix that plays on the radio.

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emiliadaffodil@reddit

Yes, Its literally the worst thing ever that remix.

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Meanwhile-in-Paris@reddit

I am blue, if I was green I would die, if i was green I would die, If I was green I would die.

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ice-lollies@reddit

It’ll always be ‘I will die in Aberdeen, I will die’ to me.

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Jock-Stubbs@reddit

I thought it was ' and I beat off a guy' ?

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Bobrock99@reddit

This song is the reason I will never go to Aberdeen

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wendz1980@reddit

Same here!

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preaxhpeacj@reddit

I always thought it was I’m blue baa-ba-dee-ba-ba-die

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spaceprinceps@reddit

all about how, my life got flipped turned upside down

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Appropriate_Air2127@reddit

About a little guy who lives in a blue world

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ShadowWood78@reddit

And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue, like him, inside and outside

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BeEccentric@reddit

Blue his house with the blue little window

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TheRadishBros@reddit

And a blue corvette, and everything is blue for him

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miklovesrum@reddit

And himself, and everybody around

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fairysdad@reddit

'cause he ain't got nobody to listen

^listen

^^listen

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Mr_Inconsistent1@reddit

I'M BLUE DA BA DE DA BA DI!

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Fit-Bedroom-7645@reddit

Only true fans also purchased the single for move your body

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Disgruntled__Goat@reddit

I just heard Wannabe in the pub last night and realised I knew all the words, including the “rap” bit in the middle

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dormant-plants@reddit

My boot scooting baby's driving me crazy...

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Dragons_n_Giants@reddit

I say, hey boy, sittin' in your tree, mummy always wants you to come for tea, don't be shy, straighten up your tie, get down from your treehouse, sittin' in the sky..... 🧙🧹🪄

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BeEccentric@reddit

I wanna know just what to do, is it very big, is there room for 2?

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Dragons_n_Giants@reddit

I got a house with windows and doors ill show you mine if you show me yours …..

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warmslippers12345@reddit

I'm a little yellow fish in the deep blue sea! My daughter loves it now and we listen to it a lot haha

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_ElectricSoup@reddit

I can still nail every word of The Chicken Song by Spitting Image.

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DotAffectionate87@reddit

"You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar.......When i met you..."

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RedHal@reddit

I mean, by the standards of the time I wouldn't call it naff or cringe, but damn if you didn't just press play in that song in my brain.

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DotAffectionate87@reddit

Ha!!!! Yea.....Truth be told i always start singing it when i catch it

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softbrownsugar@reddit

For me it's fast food song by the fast food rockers. Let's eat ...to the beat!

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no_good_usrname_left@reddit

I think of you and lick my lips, you’re got the taste I can’t resist

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SadBird8412@reddit

Let’s eat to the beat

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Plane_Ask_6123@reddit

I thought my son, now teenager, the dance moves to this during lockdown

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ksvfkoddbdjskavsb@reddit

In my town we had a roundabout that had a pizza hut, KFC and McDonald's all coming off it. That song still goes through my head when I go round it, despite there being no pizza hut anymore!

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Far_Bad_531@reddit

There was something similar near where I worked.. it was called (informally) Fat Man’s Corner 🤭

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myspookytale@reddit

Any sauces?

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Chazzza23@reddit

Can I take your order please?

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Bubbly_North_2180@reddit

When this came out my dad had the unfortunate role of towing our brownies float in the town carnival. We’d just got the single so you can imagine what was blared on repeat for hours. Buzzing little girls, one dad hanging on to his sanity by a thread. I’m so sorry, Dad 😭😂

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SG6620@reddit

My 3 year old goes mad for this one!

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fluffypuppycorn@reddit

Ahhhh pizza hut

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RiceeeChrispies@reddit

when that came on at the school disco, you were in for a mad time throwing shapes all over the shop

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ariadnevirginia@reddit

Break my Stride by Matthew Wilder

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georgia1097@reddit

Mine is cheeky song by the cheeky girls

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lorde_lorde_yayaya@reddit

I saw them live with the Essex FM roadshow. So proud of my 12 year old self

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JohnRCC@reddit

Don't be shy!

Touch my bum!

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KatVanWall@reddit

Every time someone at work mentioned 'touching base' I had to resist the urge to sing it

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lorde_lorde_yayaya@reddit

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

I dont know the song, I just wanted to share my love of butts

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Trequartista7777@reddit

I Don't Want You Back by Eamon... It's bloody cringe now that I'm older but I still listen to it every so often and sing along

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Lion_Of_Lime_Street@reddit

Bryan Adams is good and I am not even of that generation.

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Hamsternoir@reddit

17 bloody weeks of it will grind anyone down

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wendz1980@reddit

Yeah I have a special hate for THAT Bryan Adams song, THAT Whitney song and THAT Wet Wet Wet song. Ah the 90’s.

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kittysparkled@reddit

I feel it in my fingers....😬

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wendz1980@reddit

I feel it in my toes…………..Dammit!

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ice-lollies@reddit

I had the 7 inch

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Bigluce@reddit

Op's dad?

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ARobertNotABob@reddit

Bay City Rollers Bye Bye Baby

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T140V@reddit

Billy Don’t be a Hero by Paper Lace. Fuck I’m old

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ConsequenceSecure808@reddit

What about The Night Chicago Died?

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Tiny-Lecture-499@reddit

I knew Bo Donaldson & the Heywoods sang that song in the 70s.

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Binxcat70s@reddit

Hot dog, jumping frog,🐸 Albuquerque!

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ArcTan_Pete@reddit

Not *ALL* the words, but quite a lot - and definitely the cringiest, cringiest pop song ever, especially given the 'artist' who recorded it

well I was walking

down the high street

when I heard footsteps behind me

and there was a little old man

in scarlet and grey, laughing away

David Bowie - the Laughing Gnome

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Signal-Ad2674@reddit

New order - World in Motion.

Is there anyone aged 50+ that doesn’t know the John Barnes rap?

World in Motion https://share.google/s06ugPm6o9Y61zSml

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fluffypuppycorn@reddit

You've got to hold and give

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Spirited-Ad-9558@reddit

And do it at the right time

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Clay-Davis1@reddit (OP)

You can be slow or fast

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kittysparkled@reddit

But you must get to the line

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DuckieWuckieNL@reddit

They’ll always hit you and hurt you

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keg994@reddit

Defend and attack

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Spirited-Ad-9558@reddit

There's only one way to beat them

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DuckieWuckieNL@reddit

Get round the back

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kittysparkled@reddit

Now catch me if you can

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Top-Bet1435@reddit

Banger. I’m 36 and know the John Barnes rap. If anyone asks me who my favourite rapper is, I say John Barnes

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MelodicAd2213@reddit

I had to recite that at work one afternoon since folk didn’t believe I could remember it all.

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Phenomenomix@reddit

My wife once performed a word perfect rendition of the John Barnes rap, If we hadn’t already been married I would have asked her to on the spot.

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Time_Economy8962@reddit

Thunderbirds Are Go by Busted. Recently went to a birthday party with my stepkids where the birthday boy’s mum played what could best be described as “2000s-early 2010s school disco music” throughout the party, this came on and my two looked appalled that I knew all the words. I think several kids were mortified when Saturday Night by Whigfield came on and all of the mums remembered the dance to it.

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Grass_Hurts@reddit

Snooker Loopy Nuts

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MisterD90x@reddit

B*witched - Cest la vie

I heard it that other day and a memory was unlocked :D

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yalliepants@reddit

I'm cringing as I write...Fer Sure by the Medic Droid (I think that's who it was anyway?)

Every now and again I get "no jk, jk, jk, lolol" stuck in my head. It's so bad.

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JayJL@reddit

PJ and Duncan - Lets get Ready to rumble.

It was a banger when I was 10!

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40andbored@reddit

The firm, star trekkin' I have it on my playlist.

Chumbawumba, tub thumpin'

Me and a friend used to sing it at karaoke every week, 5 pints and 4 jd n cokes deep usually.

Pato banton, baby come back Not on my playlist

Ace of base, don't turn around Not on my playlist

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Localone2412@reddit

Jilted John (1978) still know all the words and yes, Gordon is still a moron !

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BigCarlos71@reddit

"I was so upset that I cried all the way to the chip shop" is a brilliant line!

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habtoon@reddit

Tight Fit, The Lion Sleep's Tonight.

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BigCarlos71@reddit

Sang that as the intro to my friend's wedding, and then sadly, 18 months later at his funeral :-(

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sihasihasi@reddit

I have vivid memories of me and my mate Sheldon recording ourselves singing this and Duke of Earl by Darts on my mum's ITT tape recorder, sometime around 1980/81.

Thanks for triggering the memory!

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Wonderful_Affect_664@reddit

Thanks to The Man With Two Brains, that song is known as Dook of Oil 😂

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StarSpotter74@reddit

This was on R2 the other morning. I turned it up, wound the car window down and belted that out. Tune

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thenorthmerchant@reddit

Careful, at any given time the urge to sing it is only a whim away, a whim away...

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moon-bouquet@reddit

EeeoooEeeoooAeeeeoooEeeoooAEeeummummaweeeeeey!

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Demostravius4@reddit

Did you just call Summer if 69, naff?

You monster

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Clay-Davis1@reddit (OP)

Everything I do. The Robin Hood song. Was No.1 for about 3 years.

Summer of 69 is definitely not Naff.

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Demostravius4@reddit

Hah, phew. I'd forgotten that song exists. I may have to go listen to it now.

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AndiPando@reddit

I mean it did spend 16 weeks at #1 I imagine almost everyone knows the words to it

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National-Clock3999@reddit

Say La Vie 🎶

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FarRub125@reddit

Dr Who!!!! Dr Who! Dr Who!!!!…..

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Khaleesix87@reddit

C’est le vie b*witched

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Neacag@reddit

Club Tropicana.

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PerditaNicolette76@reddit

Alice, Alice, Who the Fudge is Alice

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Imposseeblip@reddit

Ooo eee ooo aaa aaa

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ScarletScotYew@reddit

My 5 year old was singing this the other day and was completely awe-struck that I knew all the words haha

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Bartoffel@reddit

My five year old is the same. She’s even started getting Alexa to start playing it at the most random points of the day.

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Upset-Elderberry3723@reddit

The Witch Doctor was originally written in 1958 by Ross Bagdasarian while he was experimenting with a tape recorder to produce unnaturally high-pitched vocals. Bagdasarian had featured as a piano player in the Alfred Hitchcock film Rear Window (1954) before writing novelty songs, and later used the same technique from The Witch Doctor to make the first ever song for his fictional band, Alvin And The Chipmunks.

The song was so popular that it saved Liberty Records, but the modern eurodance Cartoons version wasn't recorded until 1998, from the album Toonage.

The song is frequently thought to be more recent in history than it actually is, and is even older than Monster Mash (another prominent example, from 1962).

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Imposseeblip@reddit

I used to sit on the family pc playing sim city 2000 on family pc playing the album on repeat and singing every word. Im so sorry mum and dad!

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Due-Kaleidoscope-353@reddit

My mother in law introduced this song to my 2 year old son and year old daughter. It's all I've heard for the past month. 🥲

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kroblues@reddit

That one feels like revenge

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Eskarina_W@reddit

My 2 year old niece is obsessed with baby shark. I may introduce this to see if I can topple it off the top spot ..

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Steger_Affe@reddit

Hope she didn't show them the music video...quite questionable video nowadays 🤣.

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Sardinesarethebest@reddit

What a delightful thing. You know I bet she would really enjoy a baby shark musical toy for her house when she watches the kids 😆

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Imposseeblip@reddit

She knew exactly what she was doing.

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benpem6@reddit

Ting tang

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l_l_l-illiam@reddit

Walla walla

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shaggykx@reddit

Bing bang

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Think-Cheesecake-327@reddit

Ting tang walla walla bang banggggg

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Fun-Needleworker9590@reddit

And of course I sang that as I read it 🤦‍♀️

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Cariad_rae@reddit

Bing bang

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fannyfox@reddit

Walla walla bing bang

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Competitive_Cap2411@reddit

Walla walla

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fannyfox@reddit

Bing bang

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Alert_Mine7067@reddit

I told the witchdoctor I was in love with you

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givemorecoffee@reddit

Ok, who else just sang the above comments?

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Plane_Ask_6123@reddit

Me, omg im gonna play this when I pick the teenager up tomorrow after school

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FairyGodmothersUnion@reddit

Meeeee!

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Raisinsandfairywings@reddit

I was a small child when this came out and it was my favourite song. I am devastated that my children won’t get to experience having such an absolute banger be part of their early childhood.

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Alert_Mine7067@reddit

I remember it was in the charts when I was 7-8, I had a friend who had fallen out with me because I went to play with another friend instead of him, and he started being a dick to me. His birthday was coming up and he told me that Cartoons were coming to his birthday party, and I was absolutely fuming, that I would be missing them.

Like I said, he was a dick and Cartoons were definitely not coming to play a gig at an 8 year olds birthday party in Belfast during the troubles.

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1987LR@reddit

During the Troubles and all! Many thanks for great context.

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Alert_Mine7067@reddit

It took me a second to decipher it and then suddenly 'Hey witchdoctor gimme the magic words"

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keg994@reddit

I remember when I was about 4 or 5, we were driving to Holland and I had the Cartoons album on tape which I absolutely loved and wanted to keep listening to. I think we made it to three repeats before my dad completely lost his shit

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pogo0004@reddit

Haha I broke into this after doing my after nap stretching-with-old-man-noises. 17yo was not impressed.

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Overseerer-Vault-101@reddit

Rugrats movie, for those racking their heads thinking where they heard it as a kid.

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Ethelredthebold@reddit

There's a guy works down the chipshop swears he's elvis.

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BoysenberryTiny8138@reddit

Got to be more specific about WHICH Bryan Adams song, summer of 69? Run to you? Every breath you take? We would be here forever if you don’t mention it

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diggerorbigger@reddit

The thing is, if you’re from a certain generation there’s no need to specify which song that song is.

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gnorty@reddit

it's not the one that came to my mind. Summer of '69 all the way!

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muffinator@reddit

What about the banger with Melanie C?

I’ve been wandering around the house all night, wondering what the hell to do…

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BadeArse@reddit

I assumed it was this one. But that’s probably because that’s the only one I actually know the words too myself

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Pulmonologia@reddit

Or the banger with Chicane

"Don't giiiive it up, you don't have toooo"

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mdmnl@reddit

At the risk of showing my age, the banger with Tina Turner.

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StanleyChuckles@reddit

Core memory unlocked! Thank you

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Fruitpicker15@reddit

Same, it's a great track plus memories

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Signal-Ad2674@reddit

She can’t even eat..

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BarracudaFar1905@reddit

And drink ain't doing what it do

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Watchkeys@reddit

The one that was at number 1 for 12 years.

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MoominMai@reddit

I mean OP was very specific though she said THAT Bryan Adam’s song - I mean that’s literally the clue and answer in one! 😂

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ruu_throwaway@reddit

Everything I do.

You’re thinking of the police

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BoysenberryTiny8138@reddit

The police? I better run I told them the wrong information…

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Ill-Basil2863@reddit

Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikina by Timmy Mallet

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Contrarian1234567@reddit

Hey Mickey!

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SMTRodent@reddit

What a pity, you don't understand?

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winebookscats@reddit

You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand

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gnorty@reddit

you spelt "gland" wrong!

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Mork-of-Ork@reddit

Let's Get Ready To Rhumble by PJ & Duncan.

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boojes@reddit

I know the lyrics to pretty much every song I've ever heard... is this not a normal thing? I can sing along to probably 90% of what's played on any radio station.

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woodnogginn@reddit

Mott the hopple song comes to mind

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RRW2020@reddit

Yo Stop. Collaborate and listen.

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mrgeebus@reddit

At this point I think the honest answer is "all of them"!

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Alert_Mine7067@reddit

Reach for the stars, climb every mountain higher

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Hurricane_Taylor@reddit

My daughter learned this at school in their singing assembly and she was shocked when I joined in (and knew more words than her lol). I guess her teacher is probably about the same age as me because they’ve also done steps and girls aloud

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ItsKingDx3@reddit

For me it's always been about Bring It All Back. The absolute ear worm of a hook that is the "dream of falling in love" bit...

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Lishmi@reddit

My mum was trying to learn this for a recent village panto. She didn't know it, and started singing it to me, reading the words. I immediately joined in, belting it out along with the dance moves.
I am not sure who was more horrified, her or me.

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pajamakitten@reddit

Not naff or cringe though.

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emiliadaffodil@reddit

S Club 7 will always be totally awesome. I loved them then and I love them now.

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Alert_Mine7067@reddit

They never get old, it's funny whenever I was a kid my sister had 'have you ever' on cassette, and it came everywhere with her, many days I was sat in the back of my dad's car listening to it, I pretended to hate it and now I can't get enough of it.

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emiliadaffodil@reddit

Oh yeah back in the day when we all pretended to be cool and above it. Now we’re older we’ve got over the internalised shame plus the nostalgia gets us so we’re free to love them.

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Alert_Mine7067@reddit

Absolutely not, the unfortunate thing is that I decided to give it a listen and now Spotify has me on to feelin' fine by Ultrabeat, just before bed!

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fluffypuppycorn@reddit

Reach for the stars

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Alert_Mine7067@reddit

Follow that rainbow, and your dreams will all come truuuuuuue

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ryan34ssj@reddit

I Breathe Again - Adam Rickitt.

There's a lot of answers here that are secret bangers and not cringe enough. I'm not sure what that says about me

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postcardsfromdan@reddit

The Reynolds Girls: No heavy metal, rock n roll, we don’t want them back. I’d rather jack than Fleetwood Mac…

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bluepizzabooks@reddit

“In West Philadelphia, born and raised…”

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GeordieAl@reddit

Mouldy old dough by Lieutenant Pigeon

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RedHal@reddit

Ha! TBF not difficult to remember those ones. :)

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indiegirl1980@reddit

Lets get ready to rumble by pj and Duncan

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Bastrato@reddit

Better the devil you know by Kylie. Im a 40+ metal head builder.

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MelodicAd2213@reddit

You build metal heads?

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Bastrato@reddit

I have a 23 year old metal head daughter so I suppose it do

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Defaulted1364@reddit

I am also a metalhead and there is a video out there of me loudly singing ‘Every time we touch’ while drunk, however I don’t think I’d know more than a few lines while sober.

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CautiousJump3942@reddit

No, no, I am mostly into metal music, and I still love Kylie’s Better the Devil song 😂.

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Bastrato@reddit

I'll forgive and forget.

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Wonderful_Affect_664@reddit

If you say you’ll never goooo

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kittysparkled@reddit

Yes it's true, what they say-ay-ay-ay

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thumbdumping@reddit

Whatsa matta you (hey!), gotta no respect?

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RedHal@reddit

Whaddaya think you do? (hey!), why you looka so sad?

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yiddoboy@reddit

Two little boys by Rolf Harris. Cringe.

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RedHal@reddit

Used to sing that as a rugby song in the before times, but we added fake expletive bleeps when we sang it to make it sound much dirtier.

Did you think I would leave you -bleep-ing When there's room on my -bleep- for two Climb up here Jack and don't be -bleep-ing I can -bleep- just as fast with two When we grow up we'll both be -bleep-ers And our -bleep- will not be toys And I wonder if we'll remember When we were two little -bleep-s

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NaivePermit1439@reddit

Not to mention ' Jake the peg '. ?

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BouncyBlueYoshi@reddit

The Kings and Queens song from the final episode of Horrible Histories series 3.

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No-Oil9121@reddit

Horrible Histories - King Charles II song got me a question right on The Chase the other night. "The King that brought back partying" my other half looked at me like I was off my rocker.

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RedHal@reddit

I love the people and the people love me!

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RaynbowZFTW@reddit

William William Stephen Henry Richard John OI

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BouncyBlueYoshi@reddit

*William William Henry Steven Henry Richard John OI

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heyjxdee@reddit

HENRY ED ED ED RICH TWO THEN THREE MORE HENRYS JOIN OUR SONG

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DosneyProncess@reddit

Edward Edward Rich the Third

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NancyIsAFurry@reddit

Henry Henry Ed again Mary one good queen Bess

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RaynbowZFTW@reddit

Jimmy Charles and Charles and then

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Randall_Phlagg@reddit

Parents Just Don't Understand by DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince

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RedHal@reddit

Said she comes from Rio / Lives on a mountain

I met her at Trafalgar Square / She was sitting in the fountain.

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WhatWouldMedusaDo@reddit

I watch TOTP 1999 every Friday night with my 13yo. I sing, he cringes

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Super_Carpet5875@reddit

Cartoon Heroes by Aqua

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bopeepsheep@reddit

Liberté, egalité, aujord'hui c'est très très très, voici l'opportunité nous incroyables... Ant Rap is weird.

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knees_87@reddit

Gina G - Oooh ahhhhh just a little bit.... 🎙️🪄⚡💫🌀boom! We're back in the 90s baby! Lol .....I wish 🤘🏻👍🏻 xXx

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DevilsAdvocate1662@reddit

Put down the chainsaw and listen to me...

Thank you Transformers The Movie for that one...

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davechambers007@reddit

All Rise by Blue. I hate myself for knowing it but love that I can bust out the “rap” piece too

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ellellellellellelle@reddit

Is this the song with the lyric “but in reality to whom does the stuff belong”? Might be misremembering it but it pops into my head every now and then. I feel like they made Simon rap because he was the only black member, but he wasn’t a natural at it and the lyrics were terrible

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diggerorbigger@reddit

This morning I was in the shower and the lyric “now the case is open wide … something something … the jury will decide” randomly popped into my head. I’m so glad I figured it out before I needed to google it but where that was tucked away and why it emerged I do not know.

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DevilsAdvocate1662@reddit

Everyone needs a bosom for a pillow...

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Enchanted_Whimsy7612@reddit

Not an answer but I knew a British person asked this because they used the word naff 😂

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Western_Monk5167@reddit

Not the whole album, but I know way too many lyrics from Dr. Jones by Aqua.

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Playful-Influence299@reddit

I can still sing every song every Grease 2 lyric is still stuck in my head 🫣

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cluelesspagan200@reddit

Listened to East 17 recently and was surprised I still knew most of the words to a few of their songs.

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trainpk85@reddit

Don’t call me baby by Maddison Avenue. It was on the radio constantly when I was revising for my summer exams in year 9 and it’s engrained into my mind. My mum forced me to stay in my room to evidently I’d get good marks and the school would allow me to do separate sciences and higher level maths for GCSE the year after. They didn’t. Literally all it achieved was at the age of 40, I can recite that song like a pro.

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ksvfkoddbdjskavsb@reddit

That song is on Now That's What I Call Music 45, which was one of the only CDs I owned as a child/teen!

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trainpk85@reddit

I’ve just looked at the song list on that album and I reckon I could also do pretty well with the words for sitting down here by Lena Martin, Never be the same again by Mel C, you’re my number 1 by steps and also most of Toca’s Miracle.

Tempted to download it.

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BryonBlueCar@reddit

Wildfire

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raiderwrong@reddit

Mambo number 5

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Left-Pomegranate1608@reddit

Baby by Justin Bieber, including the rap

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arfur_narmful@reddit

OMG. OK, let's go:
Banger number 1
Banger number 2
Banger number 3
And one few people will know all the words to
Disclaimer: no rickrolls were used in the production of this list

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CarrowCanary@reddit

1 and 2 are the same link, as are 3 and 4.

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PickOpposite1201@reddit

2 unlimited, there's no limits

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givemorecoffee@reddit

Anyone else still sing "there's no lyrics" to this one?

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BeEccentric@reddit

No no, no no no no

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CarrowCanary@reddit

It's Jim from the Vicar of Dibley's favourite song.

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PickOpposite1201@reddit

Yes, me

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Money_Function7979@reddit

And me

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whynousernamelef@reddit

Good year for the roses by elvis costello, I know its not his song but his is the version I know. That same Bryan Adams song. Every rose has its thorn by Poison. Fairy tale of new York (not naff). China in your hand by T'pau (spelling?). Actually many more. My memory is wonderful for useless things but I can't remember anything important.

The whole album, in order, the raw and the cooked by fine young cannibals.

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Kitchen_Current@reddit

Most east 17 songs still

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laura_susan@reddit

It’s ‘To the Moon and Back’ for me. That song was everywhere. And then my best friend had it played in her wedding ceremony and I ugly-cried. Double embarrassing as I had to sign the register.

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Firm-Statistician772@reddit

Kajagoogoo “ Too Shy” yes, I’m that old

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Emmar0001@reddit

Oh man, that bass line🥰😍🫡

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Huytonblue@reddit

Lily the Pink

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winebookscats@reddit

"I think we're alone now" by Tiffany 😬 And "save all your kisses for me" by Brotherhood of Man. Oh my god it's so bad it's almost good 🤣

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WillowCreekWanderer@reddit

Technically the song had already been around for a while, but the 2005 resurgence of Is This the Way to Amarillo is a core childhood memory of mine

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Vanay22@reddit

The venga bus is back in town

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Creativitizm@reddit

Pretty Green Eyes by Ultrabeat 😅

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the-TARDIS-ran-away@reddit

3oh3 dont trust me

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stumpfucker69@reddit

I was just about to comment this myself when I found this

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scorch762@reddit

I still listen to a bit of 3oh3.

Richman is a banger of a track.

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pajamakitten@reddit

"Tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef, that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him." is a great line.

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Pattatilla@reddit

I feel old AF

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Grillygrillson@reddit

Steal my sunshiiiiiine

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hera_mu@reddit

🗣️🎶”I WAS LYING ON THE GRASS, ON SUNDAY MORNING OF LAST WEEK”🎶

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Buh_Snarf@reddit

Chad, come here, come here, come here Wow, look at her I know Man, I've never seen Sharon look so bad before I did once before, but this is pretty bad Yeah, what do you think she got up to last night? Well, I, Sharon, I love you!

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ron_mcphatty@reddit

I was wondering if it counted as naff/cringe, but whatever I’m glad it’s mentioned here. Love that track!

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BurritoBandido89@reddit

Where did you come from, where did you go?

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ShinyHeadedCook@reddit

Spice Girls 2 become 1.i lost my virginity whilst that played. I still know it word for word

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Ok_Tomato4687@reddit

Oh, god

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ans-myonul@reddit

I somehow know all the words to 'Lego House' by Ed Sheeran because when I did GCSE Graphic Design, the teacher put the radio on while we worked on our projects. Hearing it so often was torture

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fleecysarah@reddit

But Ron Weasley is in the music video!

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Ok_Tomato4687@reddit

See I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart

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AdvanceAlive2103@reddit

Stand & Deliver - Adam and the Ants

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red-handle-machete@reddit

Tongue tied or short of breath
Don't even try
Try a little harder
Something's wrong
You're not naive, you must be strong
Ooh, baby try

(Produced by the talented Nick Rhodes)

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AngelVelvet222@reddit

I may be a heavily tattooed metal head now, but something takes over my body when Super Bass by Nicki Minaj comes on

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Bockyclork@reddit

I'm a little yellow fish in the deep blue seeeeeea 🐠

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ma3ts@reddit

Dragostea din tei. Does it count if I can’t spell the lyrics but I can sing them?

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Fun-Needleworker9590@reddit

Not even my youth, but.my mother was an AVID Cliff Richard fan. So whenever he (thankfully rarely) comes on the radio at work I find myself singing along before realising I want to kill myself.

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madformattsmith@reddit

barbie girl by aqua

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Aphr0dite19@reddit

‘Star Trekking across the universe, slowly going forward cos we can’t find reverse!’. Yikes!

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FMDollx@reddit

Ooh Stick You by Daphne & Celeste 😅

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Plane_Ask_6123@reddit

Saturday night, its used to know the words to then my ASD son pointed out the quacking in the background and now I focus on that but my other answer is Mr. Blobby my mam used to get driven mad by it as I actuallywore the tape out, I hacked into her amazon music account (her password was not so hard) and when she was off work send it to her alexa. The day we scattered her ashes I just had to play it one last time and now cannot listen to it anymore as I have noone to wind up with it and also because it reminds me of her

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LadyBAudacious@reddit

That effing birdies song.... AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH

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darybrain@reddit

Joe Dolce - Shaddap You Face

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TokyoJazzPanda@reddit

Blood Hound Gang, Bad Touch.

Blood Hound Gang, Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo.

Still love both. Nostalgia. I miss the 00 years.

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idontknowyou2294@reddit

Domo arigato Mr. Roboto, Domo, domo..

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dible46@reddit

Billy joels we didn't start the fire

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Serious-Raccoon-7534@reddit

🎶 It was a bunch of b@$tards with box of matches 🎶

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Appropriate-Bad-9379@reddit

Tie a yellow ribbon ….

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pingusaysnoot@reddit

Maayaa heeee maya haaaa maya haa mayaa ha ha

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HammockDistrictCourt@reddit

I actually learned the words to this when it came out - didn't learn what they meant, mind 😂

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Odd_Committee_100@reddit

I know all the words to Angels by Robbie Williams against my will, because we were forced to sing it for a school play in primary

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doraisexploring27@reddit

My year 6 school production was a strange modern British take on Romeo and Juliet - anyway as a result, to this day I still remember every word of Where Is The Love (Black Eyed Peas) and Get This Party Started (P!nk)

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EmeraldSunrise4000@reddit

That's me with Hey Jude (good song but we had to sing it so many times)

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NotJustAMumAndNurse@reddit

My daughter said that me knowing all the words of Ice Ice Baby was, in her eyes, my greatest achievement!

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No_Store_5304@reddit

probably get torn dowe in flames with this one

St Winifred's School Choir – "There's No One Quite Like Grandma"

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GeordieAl@reddit

Was going to post the same thing! With Sally Lindsay from Coronation Street in the choir!

Also Grandad by Clive Dunn

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Different-Employ9651@reddit

Wannabe - and did, too.

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EvilRobotSteve@reddit

Chesney Hawkes - One and Only. When I was younger, the poor DJ at my local would frequently have to deal with me drunkenly requesting “The Chesney” so I could serenade the poor bastards at my table. Complete with guitar solo performed on a beer bottle.

And the worst part. If I’m being honest, I genuinely like the song.

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Educational-Angle717@reddit

Venga Boys boom boom boom boom - was somewhat of a theme tune of mine at uni.

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WhiskyKitten@reddit

The Chicken Song 😳

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Rude_Trouble_4075@reddit

Omg my husband and I was just talking about this!!!

Can’t Fight This Feeling by REO Speedwagon 🤣😂

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Eevee_Addict8@reddit

I'd say about 90% of the songs mentioned have been on my day-to-day playlist for many years! I'm a sucker for cheesy pop. Can be slightly jarring going from Steps to SOAD but at the same time it's pretty dang funny too.

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TalynRahl@reddit

A five, six, seven, eight…

Try as they might, Steps were never able to make line dancing cool.

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Shitelark@reddit

Not really naff, but whisper it; my 80's guilty pleasure is T'Pau.

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SissaSays@reddit

We had this very chat in work only the other week… Star Trekking & Spitting Image’s The Chicken Song we’re both up there… (The Gen Z’s in the office all thought we had gone slightly mad!)

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jimjam_yaha@reddit

"I'm a Little Yellow Fish in the Deep Blue Sea, Will Somebody Help Me!"

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Red_Barry@reddit

"She was haughty, fair and chic. But Ernie got his cocoa there
three times every week"

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bakedNdelicious@reddit

All of them. I have a difficult time remembering what I walked into a room for but can remember the song words to every song from the 90s and early 2000s even if I haven’t heard it in years.

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diggerorbigger@reddit

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at my life and realise there’s nothing left

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NancyIsAFurry@reddit

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain, I take a look at my wife and realise she's very plain

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Buh_Snarf@reddit

Jedediah?

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diggerorbigger@reddit

That or Men in Black… I had that on cassette single and it played on repeat in the car. My poor mum

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Lupusdeus@reddit

Cest la vie by b*witched

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Buh_Snarf@reddit

I fight like my dad as well

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EmeraldSunrise4000@reddit

Any popular One Direction song All I Ever Wanted by Basshunter Feel About You Now by the Sugarbabes So many more

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heidivodka@reddit

Ready or not by the fugees

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Successful-Watch3814@reddit

Save your kisses for me ! Brother hood of man! ( showing my age )

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Mattlj92@reddit

"Me Julie, you know me love you truly, from me head down to me goolies"

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heidivodka@reddit

There used to be a sandwich shop in Oldham called my Julie’s baps

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LCPO23@reddit

A few questions that I need to know...

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mrsmarmit@reddit

How you could ever hurt me so

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mangojuice_84@reddit

Bonkers by Dizzee Rascal

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EmeraldSunrise4000@reddit

Finally one of my generation! What a time

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topheavyhookjaws@reddit

Mate they said naff or cringe, this doesn't qualify

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ksvfkoddbdjskavsb@reddit

For me it's Holiday! If you ain't doing nothing let's fly away...

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Original_Bad_3416@reddit

This song has been in my head today!

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mrsmarmit@reddit

Anyone remember Alisha's attic? I used to know all the words to the first album. Feel like I could still bust out the lyrics to "I am I feel"

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Parfait-Fickle@reddit

Ironic, Alanis morrisette, chorus best sung at high volume. And one hand in my pocket actually, don’t like that one as much though.

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mrsmarmit@reddit

It's a traffic jam .... When I'm already late. ....

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Eren-Alter-Ego@reddit

I am the one and only - chesney Hawkes 🤣

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Mr_Inconsistent1@reddit

Barbie girl. Yes, shoot me now.

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Few_Expression_3262@reddit

I can valk on vater I can flyyyy 💃

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podrickthegoat@reddit

Keep on movin’ - Five

Basically a lot of songs by Five and Blue😂

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keg994@reddit

I have several videos of my husband singing this song at karaoke in various countries. He bloody loves it

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pajamakitten@reddit

Five are playing Download this year. There will be a lot of thirty-something metalheads singing Everybody Get Up that day.

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podrickthegoat@reddit

What a vibe🥹

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Specialist_Search103@reddit

Star Trekkin - The Firm

There’s Klingons on the starboard bow …

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nogeologyhere@reddit

We come in peace, shoot to kill

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batty_61@reddit

Starboard bow

Starboard bow -

There's Klingons on the Starboard bow...

Wipe 'em off, Jim!

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Wonderful_Affect_664@reddit

Scrape em off Jim

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Ok-Koala-8219@reddit

Say you will say you won’t say you’ll do what I don’t

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Odd_Cryptographer941@reddit

The Birdie Song, Dada dada dada da, Dada dada dada da, Da da da da...

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One_Butterfly9994@reddit

The Chicken Song. I’m old.

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I-am-bea-@reddit

Babycakes. You just don't know know. How I I. Like it down low low. (My big goth self wants to take my own brains out with a spoon)

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kholekardashian12@reddit

I said a hey, ha, hey dontyouknowannaboogieandabougliabee

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AlternativeAd1984@reddit

David Jordan - Sun Goes Down. Still obsessed.

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Skysurfer69@reddit

Ice Ice Baby

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DeadRockstar123@reddit

Baby cakes, you just don’t know..

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ConnectionLeading435@reddit

Every song that Wham ever released lol

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bogloid@reddit

Alright. East 17. Can do Tony's rap word for word at any prompt.

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JohnCasey3306@reddit

No Limits by 2 Unlimited.

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tigerred2009@reddit

Not from when I was young young but the cringiest song I still remember is that Babycakes! So catchy but so cringe!!

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Oobedoo321@reddit

You just don’t know

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tigerred2009@reddit

How l, I I like it down low, low

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Oobedoo321@reddit

And I just want you to know that I think our love will grow 🥰

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HoGyMosh@reddit

Lets take it step by step because im not something you own 💁‍♀️

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Oobedoo321@reddit

🥳💕

Confused don’t know what I’m feeling

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wishuponareddwarf@reddit

There’s Klingons on the starboard bow starboard bow starboard bow there’s Klingons on the starboard bow starboard bow Jim. It’s life Jim but not as we know it, not as we know it…..

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MobiusNaked@reddit

For some reason I catch myself singing

‘I light my torch And wave it for the new moon on Monday’

From Duran Duran, whenever I about to start doing something in the kitchen.

I don’t know why.

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DotComprehensive4902@reddit

Snooker Loopy

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Gorf1@reddit

You Spin Me Round (Like A Record) by Dead Or Alive.

Anyone who thinks the 80s were the greatest years for pop should probably have their minds poisoned by this dross again.

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FunnyExpress8401@reddit

The theme of Madagascar and Cars

I live to move it, move it! Ya like to...

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dible46@reddit

Any roxanne song. Still have the cassette tape. Or any song off the lost boys film. Also still have that cassette tape lol

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CovidMakesMeSick@reddit

I'd say I Gotta Feeling, but also pretty much anything that came out in the 2000s. I also know every word to every song Arctic Monkeys released (including b-sides, live lounge etc) up to 2012. Used to think this was a super power....

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Veroorzaakt@reddit

U G L Y you ain't got no alibi!

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MauvelousMew@reddit

Up your butt with coconut!

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Embarrassed-Return86@reddit

Somehow I still know all the lyrics to every song from Grease 2. 🫣

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Aquariox2601@reddit

It's not somehow and you know it. You're part of the Grease 2 fan club. Just admit it and be proud 😆

You ain't got a rep to protect ok shakespeare 😉

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Miss_Type@reddit

Oh god, I sometimes sing "let's go, let's go, let's rock n roll" to chivvy a class along when they're slacking.

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nWoSting145@reddit

We’re gonna scooooorrrreee tonight!

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Phenomenomix@reddit

A Coooooool Rider, a Cooooooooooooooool Rider

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Several_Praline963@reddit

Where does the pollen go?

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Vehlin@reddit

I got your pistil right here

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AdThat328@reddit

Me too! Yet I'm only 32...it might have something to do with me listening to the soundtrack quite often though...

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Realistic_Beyond_903@reddit

Spice girls Wannabe

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chuill@reddit

We are the seed of the new breed We'll succeed our time has come We are the new These words are true Let the light of love shine through

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External-Piccolo-626@reddit

Millennium by Robbie Williams came on the other day. Probably haven’t heard it for 20 years but still knew every word.

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smedsterwho@reddit

Honestly his first two albums, plenty of bangers

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KatVanWall@reddit

The day that came out, the radio at my workplace played it 7 times. Yes, I counted. No, I didn't come out of the experience with my sanity intact.

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docju@reddit

I have just about recovered from Radio 1 playing it every 10 minutes when it was out…

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HappyStufff@reddit

Soulja Boy. Still know (and if have had enough to drink, do) the dance too

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seeyouyoucunt@reddit

Aqua ~ Roses

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The_Renegade_Master@reddit

Thong Song

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Clay-Davis1@reddit (OP)

That was known as the Schlong Song at University

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KezzaK2608@reddit

Ice Ice Baby

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Top-Bet1435@reddit

Super Bass by Nicki Minsk

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HoGyMosh@reddit

Same

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DosneyProncess@reddit

Yo, hey what's happening dudes?

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Clay-Davis1@reddit (OP)

I’m the guy with the rep for being rude

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hot_anywhere23886@reddit

Oh no you didnt Oh no you didnt Oh no you didnt Oh no you didnt

Didnt you oh no You didnt pay me what you owe me And now its over for you

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leyland_gaunt@reddit

I can do 95% of Do The Bartman

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Clay-Davis1@reddit (OP)

Me too. And Deep Deep Trouble. My Simpsons sing the Blues cassette got worn out when I was 10 or so.

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julia-the-giraffe@reddit

Stand and deliver- Adam and the Ants, one summer me and my brothers played it on repeat on every car journey. I’m only in my twenties so it’s way before my time

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Ururuipuin@reddit

Land down under

And its vegemite sandwich not bit of my sandwich

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ElvishMystical@reddit

Toyah - I want to be free

Adam and the Ants - Antmusic

"So unplug the jukebox and do us all a favour
That music's lost its taste so try another flavour
Antmusic oh oh oh oh
Antmusic oh oh oh oh"

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laser_spanner@reddit

There are too many answers to this question for me hah. I suppose the most naff would be B*Witched - C'est La Vie.

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Wonderful_Affect_664@reddit

What’re you like?

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Clay-Davis1@reddit (OP)

Fight like me Dad

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Time-Mode-9@reddit

Ricky was a young boy, he had a heart of stone. Lived 9 to 5 and he worked his finders to the bone...

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mcrm40@reddit

My head is in a spin My feet don't touch the ground

From about 1980

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SamW1996@reddit

5 6 7 8 - Steps

Barbie Girl - Aqua

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GeggingIn@reddit

Seven Days, Craig David.

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emiliadaffodil@reddit

Omg I remember when that came out!

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Pat8aird@reddit

“Pungent smells, they consummate my home Beyond the black horizon, trying to take control”

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mikechappell1@reddit

Captain Beaky and his band

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fluffypuppycorn@reddit

Tragedy by Steps,

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emiliadaffodil@reddit

And the dance moves of course

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fluffypuppycorn@reddit

🙉

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greg_tier7@reddit

Mr president coco jambo

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IDFGMC@reddit

Ice Ice Baby

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LordGeni@reddit

How the hell is this so far down?

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and_now_we_dance@reddit

I'm getting thick and tired of your broken promitheth promitheth... 🎶

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BumblebeeNo6356@reddit

‘ sit on my face and tell me that you love me’ - Monty python.

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death-in-tipton@reddit

Going underground by the jam

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Ebony_221b@reddit

Bodyshakin’!

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AdministrativeTea500@reddit

I'm just a teenage dirt bag

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cognosman@reddit

B.O.N boys, I bought it as a single on tape for a laugh to annoy my brother as it was cheap in the asda bargain bin, we were going on holiday the next day and had it in my AIWA personal cassette player, my Dad said he put my bag of tapes in the suitcase but must of forgot, got to turkey with no tapes and that terrible song was my only entertainment for 14 nights

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marvel_is_wow@reddit

What does the fox say

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emiliadaffodil@reddit

How You Remind Me by Nickelback. No one actually likes it but everyone knows all the words.

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fjtuk@reddit

Land of Make Believe - Bucks Fizz

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batty_61@reddit

Telephone Man by Meri Wilson. I was innocently oblivious to all the double entendres.

"Hey, baby, I'm your telephone man.

You can tell me where you want it and I'll put it where I can."

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Medibot300@reddit

Bartman

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Braveasalion@reddit

World in motion including the rap exactly like John Barnes. Also Shaddap a ya face.

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flyingteatowel@reddit

Is this the way to Amarillo

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Apple22Over7@reddit

Ooh stick you by daphne & celeste..

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CosmicLunar_@reddit

And your daddy!

U.G.L.Y was also a banger

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Watty1992@reddit

Rebecca Black - Friday

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myspookytale@reddit

fun fun think about fun

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shibbyingaway@reddit

Show me heaven Maria McKee. Oh god. Why why why

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WaggingTheWorld@reddit

Reach for the stars.

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Ok-Cash-4257@reddit

Madonna - Crazy for You

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dannywalk@reddit

It was an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini. By Timmy Mallet around 1989 or 1990.

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Unlucky-Public-2947@reddit

Remember that tank top you bought me…

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batty_61@reddit

I can only ever remember The Shire Horses version!

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no_good_usrname_left@reddit

I’m an emo kid, non conforming as can be, you’d be non conforming too if you looked just like me.

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CosmicLunar_@reddit

Baby when the lights go out…

So cringe, but can sing most of that album still

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idontlikemondays321@reddit

If I capsize on your thighs, high tide B5

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Oohyabassa@reddit

Gangbang by Black Lace, my naive wee brain didn't understand it but that never stopped me singing along!

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nightfire_83@reddit

Barbie girl

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Wishmaster891@reddit

summer of 69?

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nWoSting145@reddit

Grandma got run over by a reindeer. Legit my favourite Xmas song.

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Sea-Gate-6511@reddit

Oom bop

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MapOfIllHealth@reddit

I’m 37 but when any old Eminem song comes on it’s like I’m 15 again and I’m rapping my heart out in my bedroom.

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Chazzza23@reddit

*Clears throat*

In the club on a late night feeling right trying to spot something real nice. Looking for a little shawty i noticed so that I can take her home. She can be 18 with an attitude or 19 kinda snotty acting real rude, but as long as she a thiccy thiccy thic girl you know that it's on.

I peep something coming twards me on the dance floor, sexy and real slow, saying she was peeping and I dug the last video somewhere nelly can we go? how could i tell her no? her measurements were 36-25-34. I like the way you brush your hair and I like those stylish clothes you wear. And I like the way the light hits the ice and glare, I could see you move from way over there.

(I'm a grown man btw)

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Y2Reigns@reddit

Ketchup Song. The true 'Junior School' anthem.

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fairkatrina@reddit

My friends and I did that song as a bit at karaoke night during college. Every Friday. I still know the lyrics and the dance.

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Fruitpicker15@reddit

No way no way by Vanilla. I don't think they were even a one hit wonder it was that bad.

No way, he said that to me laaarst week

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Leicsbob@reddit

Zoom by Fat Larry's band. Cheesy as fuck but I love it.

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Wonderful_Affect_664@reddit

The moooon and stars came out to play 😍

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deformedfishface@reddit

Gangsta's Paradise. I had the 1996 Grammy Nominees on cassette. I absolutely BURNED that tape.

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NancyIsAFurry@reddit

Radioactive by Imagine Dragons

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emmylouhowareyou@reddit

5,6,7,8 Steps

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ProduceEmbarrassed97@reddit

'Break from the old routine' by Oui 3.

Completely forgot it existed. Hadn't heard it in about 30yrs. My wife goes 'what's tgat song about and old routine', and starts humming. It scratches something in my brain and we spend the next hour or so trying to work it out. We find it, play it, and like some kind of sleeper agent, I suddenly start singing all the words to a song I had forgotten existed.

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acsaid10percent@reddit

A pizza hut, a pizza hut, kentucky fried chicken and a Pizza Hut...

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Educational_Branch_8@reddit

Let Loose - Crazy for You

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Spirited-Ad-9558@reddit

Yaaaaaaasss! Love this so much

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MidnightRambler87@reddit

Cracking one hit wonder though.

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dontbeasquare11@reddit

First song I confidently knew all the words to was teenage dirtbag

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AfraidOstrich9539@reddit

Agadoo

🌴

⬆️

🍍

🤚

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Vequihellin@reddit

Both of the big Aqua hits. Barbie Girl and Dr Jones. They were catchy. What can I say?

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Fit-Bedroom-7645@reddit

21 seconds to go

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mynameisjodie@reddit

I am the one and only nobody I'd rather be

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sihasihasi@reddit

I have nothing to add to the already excellent songs mentioned, but just want to thank you for triggering some excellent nostalgia for my childhood in the 80's - it's actually making me a little weepy!

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Brontosaurus_rider@reddit

I’m a blonde, single girl in a fantasy world…

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I_really_love_pugs@reddit

All of them 😂 the 90s were brill!

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nah_nah222@reddit

Mambo no. 5

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blodblodblod@reddit

Gangsta's Paradise. Blasted that out on the school run the other day. The 8 year old did not think I was cool.

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Clothes_Chair_Ghost@reddit

When I was a teenager my mum was learning line dancing. One of the songs she was learning a dance to was 5,6,7,8 by Steps. She played that song so many fucking times it’s imprinted into my brain.

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DiscoDoberman@reddit

I still know EVERY WORD of The Picard Song, does that count?

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LongLiveSoup@reddit

C'est La Vie by B*Witched

Started slightly as a joke but i ended up completely obsessed with it. No doubt in my mind it's my most listened to song ever by a huge margin. I call anyone wearing double denim B*witchin

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MintyMarlfox@reddit

Shaggy - Mr Bombastic

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ksvfkoddbdjskavsb@reddit

My nan wanted that played at her funeral. She was pretty cool. They didn't do it though.

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blumpkinator2000@reddit

Call Me by Spagna is an absolute banger. Also not ashamed to say I fucking love anything by Aqua.

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joebmc@reddit

Sadly, B*Witched - C'est La

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DoftheD@reddit

There’s a fire between us, so where is your God… I can’t get off the carousel, I can’t get off the carousel…

It’s actually quite a good song though

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BeEccentric@reddit

Spaceman, I always wanted you to go into space man

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DoftheD@reddit

Intergalactic Chriiiiist

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Foshiznik23@reddit

Gangstas paradise

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Apprehensive-Cat-500@reddit

All of them.

Unfortunately my super power is knowing the words to all the songs but never knowing where I've put my phone or keys.

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No_Priority_1839@reddit

Bomba! Sensuel! TUI kids mini disco songs were peak!

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Ok-Future9384@reddit

Paula Abdul - Opposites Attract

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sparkthrill@reddit

Doop - Doop (1994)

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RaggamuffinTW8@reddit

She's so lovely or Elvis isn't dead by scouting for girls.

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SpaTowner@reddit

Billy Don’t be a Hero

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wasdice@reddit

There's a guy in the place got a bittersweet face...

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mryamez@reddit

Anybody got any Veras? Lovely! Hahahaha

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JohnRCC@reddit

ITT: It's a wedding disco

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Btd030914@reddit

For some reason I know every word to Celine Dion’s Think Twice

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Big_Owl_6752@reddit

Now I’m the bad boy that you invite for dinners. Ain’t got no manners cuz I eat with my fingers.

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StatisticallySoap@reddit

Why does the fox say

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Prestigious_Emu6039@reddit

Je t'aime

The ultimate cringe and I sang it loud

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