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Sex sex sex

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cocovenomnomnom95@reddit

Stocking anarchy is literally me XD
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chetizii@reddit

Anon doesn't make a good case for himself, but I can relate. Waaaaay too many people think sex is the meaning of life.
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criminal-tango44@reddit

wtf is "khhv"? a choking sound?
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GoGoSoLo@reddit

King Hames Version
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RunInRunOn@reddit

Virgin who's never been kissed by, hugged by, or held the hand of a woman. The real question is why that's a problem for OP if they're asexual & aromantic
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GuyOfNugget@reddit

Two possibilities: He's asexual, but doesn't know the word "asexual," or he's not asexual but instead depressed and has lost all interest in romance and sex as a result.
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outer_spec@reddit

they’re so khhv that they haven’t even ever kissed, hugged, or held the hands of their family members, they have been shunned by humanity, leaving them utterly alone in the universe or maybe they just want a qpr or something idk
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HazukiAmane@reddit

Kissless hugless virgin… Idk about the second H tho?
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haha-longboi@reddit

handholdless
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lyfeNdDeath@reddit

Listen to Tool if you want music that isn't about sex or romance 
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Oelendra@reddit

Or you can listen to Post Metal or similar genres, music with little to no lyrics.
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Mesarthim1349@reddit

Doesn't Tool have a song about prison rape?
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RatOgryn@reddit

\>be Anon \>be an extreme outlier \>whinge about being an outsider
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Ryengu@reddit

Do not be dismayed by the culture around you. Sex is temporary, but Managed Democracy is eternal.
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MarketWave@reddit

Yeah ...because living things want to procreate.
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SageoftheForlornPath@reddit

It's so true. I have no interest in love or dating, and I'm sick of how all music is saturated with it. If I ruled the world, I'd put a 10-year ban on all music that was about sex/dating/romance/breakups/etc. Singers and songwriters would have to create music about stuff that actually matters instead of using their libido as a crutch.
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kuba5028@reddit

anon listens to shitty music, uses the only social media that's like this, and plays shitty games
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basilisk_boi2@reddit

This is antisemitic
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TheRealYM@reddit

Damn someone not interested in the one thing that humans are instinctually obligated to do is a sad existence? Who would have thought
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GuyOfNugget@reddit

Anon is asexual.
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HazukiAmane@reddit

Since nobody else has really answered… The answer you’re ACTUALLY looking for, anon (and others), is simple - sex sells. Profit generates attraction to cause of profit, which leads to more profit. And, of course, fear of missing out isn’t just a financial term - people missing out on sex is a cultural and social thing… which, inevitably, turns to purchases related to it. Anon’s Case study: - Music is often tailored to popular culture, as well as a little bit of controversy; therefore, music about sex, drugs and rock’n’roll - pardon the term of phrase - is more likely to sell than music that is considered by the general public as “dull”, “plain” or “boring”. - 4chan, and social media sites in general, is affected just as much by the popular zeitgeist as anything else. If anything, hyperfocused and specific niche internet forums like 4chan (is 4chan really ‘niche’ at this point? certainly more so than “Current Popular Social Media Site XYZ copyright trademark”, but it’s still an extremely popular site… I digress) is more likely to attract people of a similar mindset to rile one another up whilst not actually attempting to solve one another’s issues (Remember Duolicious, the 4chan dating app? How quickly did that thing enter enshittification before turning into another Tinder clone, eh?). Complain about sex > talk about sex > complain about sex > ad nauseum. - Gaming in general is certainly affected by the above, if not more so - since player characters, particularly in social games like MMORPGs, can be modelled after features seen as desirable or attractive. Sure, some people still model their game characters after themselves - but, let’s be real, the majority of character creators are tailored to making (or *attempting* to make) characters that you, the player, wouldn’t mind staring at for your entire playthrough. You wonder why “will be gf 4 gold” scams are STILL a thing in games like Runescape, or why games that are tailored to be attractive rather than to be generic or ugly (*See: Concord, et al.*) tend to be more successful? It’s not a flaw, it’s a feature. Nor is this a criticism - it’s an observation. It’s just how things are, whether you like it or not. Might as well suffer together, right?
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SubstituteCS@reddit

It’s “turn of phrase.”
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GoogIe_Slides@reddit

Listens to shit music that is made to entice lonely people and/or horny people Goes on a shit website that is full of lonely and horny people Plays shit games that are full of lonely and horny people Does nothing to experience anything new "What a sad existence." Many such cases
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THEGREATESTDERP@reddit

\>Plays shit games that are full of lonely and horny people ''Why do non-weebs hate Genshin Impact. 😭''
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echo78@reddit

Wait until you see FFXIV.
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Molten_path@reddit

and go to a certain Port Town or establishment
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Pr0ficiens@reddit

Says the League player.
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THEGREATESTDERP@reddit

\*hides his post history\* Resumes to stalk someone elses post history. Omegalul
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Pr0ficiens@reddit

lmao I was just taking the piss man. I don't really think you're a virgin just for playing league. Hope I didn't actually strike a nerve 😉
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THEGREATESTDERP@reddit

Yh you did. :D But all good, shortly after i got The Simpsons Hit & Run working. So i'm the happiest mofo on earth atm. 🙂
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GoogIe_Slides@reddit

I don't think you quite understand what I was saying, either that or I don't understand what you're saying
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ponzidreamer@reddit

I watched a YouTube documentary on a guy named giggly goon clown and I’ve been really off put by anybody who runs in fetish/sex circles on any site.
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thermitethrowaway@reddit

Just play Factorio like the rest of us bro.
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UpbeatRegister@reddit

Funny to read that music is just "sex sex sex" while listening to Christopher Cross singing about how cool sailing is.
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TrueGootsBerzook@reddit

\> Isn't into sex \> Watches Panty and Stocking Sure, anon
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Pranoei@reddit

I'd argue that PSG is not for people into sex, but for people who want to make fun of sex. So anon is actually in his right there.
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AskGoverntale@reddit

God forbid a chud enjoy some stupid funny shit
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Linford_Fistie@reddit

You can't just decide you're not into something you've never had the opportunity to try anon.
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_-___-__-_-__-___-_@reddit

Yes you can’t know if you are gay until you try being a power bottom
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baudmiksen@reddit

Took a countless number of times before I decided it just wasn't for me
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TraumaPerformer@reddit

Stop being autistic bro. it's literally that easy bro.
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bisky12@reddit

wtf is this guy playing ??
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MothWaifu1711@reddit

>aroace >Stocking.png Uh huh, suuuure.
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