Verified penis size on Grindr
Posted by HolyFatherLeoXIV@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 49 comments
With the current technology, this shouldn’t be too difficult to do. People already put their dick pics on the app, so it’s not like they’d be overly concerned with privacy. And to not disadvantage people with smaller numbers too much, they could disable filtering based on penis size, much like how they disable filtering based on ethnicity.
Emergency-Account112@reddit
Why only for Grindr, in especific? 🤨
cabronfavarito@reddit
You speak Spanish don’t you?
Emergency-Account112@reddit
Yes. That "e" in especific exposed me lol
cabronfavarito@reddit
Yes that’s exactly what gave it away haha.
Por cierto, decimos “specifically” no “in specific”
Emergency-Account112@reddit
Gracias por el consejo!! Jajajaja
Euphoric_Raisin_312@reddit
Lots of dicks. Highest concentration.
HensRightsActivist@reddit
Aside from your mom's house.
NLK-3@reddit
This isn't a thing?
serial_crusher@reddit
Why not LinkedIn?
blue-mooner@reddit
Let me tell you what having a coke can has taught me about B4B sales
Iron-Fist@reddit
Where BDE meets SWE
Old-Squash3103@reddit
lol
poly_arachnid@reddit
Can't they just print out a ruler picture, cut the edges, & lie?
ghostfreckle611@reddit
Trust me bro.
CallMeClaire0080@reddit
What about people whose size changes over time, like due to taking hormones or whatever?
SummertimeThrowaway2@reddit
Must be the most recent picture. If the software detects that the file is older than 30 days, it gets rejected.
pragmojo@reddit
You need a graph of length and girth over time so your potential partner can understand the trends
SeaToTheBass@reddit
No you use one of those gauges for monitoring a crack in concrete. Just glue it on and you can see the change over time
snopro387@reddit
Buy low sell high
Techelife@reddit
Like the cold ocean water.
ru0260@reddit
I'm sorry, but I would not like to be the developer of this feature
yousirnaime@reddit
Coke can
Tv remote
Spray on deodorant
Monster energy can
Sigh, why can’t they use a ruler for scale
fancy-gerbil14@reddit
Ruler's not enough. Gotta get that circumference.
SummertimeThrowaway2@reddit
“What are your girth stats bro”
SummertimeThrowaway2@reddit
“Sooo, what do to do for work?”
“I look at penises all day to make sure the AI is being accurate. Oh no, I don’t actually work on the AI. We have an engineer for that. I just look at the penises and he does the rest.”
pragmojo@reddit
I used to work for a gay dating app, and one of the managers volunteered to screen photos for dick pics
7HawksAnd@reddit
I think it’d be worse to be QA
DannyDeKnito@reddit
Sure, but I would like even less to the QA tester of this feature
Riyasumi@reddit
Can I substitute it with my finger picture? Some information may need additional attachment to verify.
BeneathTheWaves@reddit
Boom, a job is created.
ReadInBothTenses@reddit
Bro thinks he won't get roasted just because he's gay
When was the list time I told a woman to give her exact tit size online?
Bro is a fucking creep
NewPotential2542@reddit
A bottom could be physically incompatible based on penis size.
Tits are different.
However, I think verified penis size could just be a private image that requires approval.
The image can have a mass produced object in the frame for comparison.
pragmojo@reddit
People will just use Gay-I to fake the photo. You need to use the phone's depth camera like they use for face-identification.
Actually this should probably be an OS/hardware level feature.
HolyFatherLeoXIV@reddit (OP)
It’s very normal for gay guys to ask for penis size.
ReadInBothTenses@reddit
So if it's already happening all the time then how is this a crazy idea in the first place? 😂
Had no clue since I'm not part of the community
Go write a damn email to customer service along with everyone who wants to inform me it's obvious. Would've been a feature by now goddamn
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RepresentativeLeg232@reddit
If you think this guy is a creep then you clearly haven’t spent much time on Grindr
ReadInBothTenses@reddit
I have spent zero time on grindr but am jealous at how forward the gay community dating scene seems to be.
Just dudes into dudes is a bit of a cheat code isn't it
RepresentativeLeg232@reddit
It is, I’m bi so getting with a woman is a whole process, understandably, the whole talk for a bit, go on a date, maybe hook up, takes time. With dudes, I could be getting laid in literally ten minutes.
AngelOfDeath771@reddit
A gay married couple I know got together via a hookup. One went to the other's house, they had sex, and the guy just never left. That's their story. It's been like a decade.
snowlynx133@reddit
See, you're not a gay guy on Grindr. When's the last time you sent a curated album full of nudes in the first message to someone? That's standard practice on Grindr
The_One_And_OnIey@reddit
This is one of the tamest ideas I have seen in this sub.
Upset-Basil4459@reddit
I oppose this idea for unspecified reasons
GulfCoastLaw@reddit
I too have a small issue with this proposal.
mistermasterbates@reddit
Please censor that word, its triggering to some of us.
I mean, some of you.
capnlatenight@reddit
To any guys who think they're too small; worry not. Me and very many guys prefer a average to small length. You'll find someone out there who loves your penis more than others dislike it.
MacpedMe@reddit
The cylinder must remain unmeasured
Many-Wasabi9141@reddit
To be fair... In that post the owner of the cylinder clearly states the dimensions of the cylinder in his request for advice on removing it.
Temporary-Algae-6698@reddit
Maybe a banana for scale?