[Times column] Jeremy Clarkson: “Keep me on life support — death is too taxing”

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Jeremy Clarkson went into an unusually morbid state in his latest Times column. He’s trying to plan for what his legacy would be (and state his wishes) once his time on earth comes to an end. Here’s a preview:

“I’ve always had a nagging doubt that I might be wrong about God and that if I give my eyes to a motorcyclist and it turns out there is a heaven, I’d be pretty cross with myself. It’s also why I want to be buried, not burnt. You’d feel pretty silly rocking up in the land of milk and honey in an urn.”

(Yes, usual disclaimers apply.)