Fan Fiction Theory - The Pendleton Had the Shine
Posted by biaspizza@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 39 comments
It was the Pendleton that gave The Dude his powers. The Pendleton had the Shine. It traveled from wearer to wearer. Here, it helped a man save Leigh Cabot's life from the murderous Christine. Eventually, that man would pass away, and it would find its way into the hands of a new owner: The Dude. Where it goes from there, nobody knows. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' the Pendleton's out there
chiefhandshaker@reddit
The story is ludicrous
fatloui@reddit
Yeah I’m pretty sure someone who’s choking and requires the Heimlich cannot make sound like that.
SeaBag8211@reddit
Oh man, lodged where?
baesag@reddit
Against the windpipe
Aggravating_Bat3618@reddit
You’re lucky she didn’t get chopped
biaspizza@reddit (OP)
Yeah, well, you know, that’s just like, uh, your opinion man.
BendAppropriate614@reddit
her life was in his hands!
nick_valdo@reddit
Don’t say that…
LouDog0187@reddit
Mr. Lebowski was very clear on that. . .now report back to us when it's done.
Reasonable-Bus-2187@reddit
They finally did it. My fucking car killed them.
mercerjd@reddit
Dude’s car got a little dinged up
JoeInOR@reddit
Uzi?!?!?
LouDog0187@reddit
You didnt think I was rollin outta here naked did ya?
Krispykid54@reddit
That’s ..ah .. very interesting man….
CheetahNo9349@reddit
They took his rug across the desert. And the Dude followed.
PsychologicalSelf991@reddit
CheetahNo9349@reddit
You're riding with the Abiding Dooder.
coldandhungry123@reddit
Well, there's not a literal connection...
2wheelsThx@reddit
Face it, there is no connection. Your roll.
Aggravating_Bat3618@reddit
Im just saying…
therealtwomartinis@reddit
shut the fuck up Scatman!
Mega-Steve@reddit
Now I'm picturing Buscemi's lines done in Hong Kong Phooey's voice. It's delightful
NotYerBoyBlue@reddit
Say dude, where is your car?
Pimpstik69@reddit
Your lucky she didn’t get chopped Mr Cunningham
icybowler3442@reddit
Moochie used it as a toilet and moved on
icybowler3442@reddit
No shitter ever came between him and Christine, as the ex used to say
MortgageRegular2509@reddit
No shitter ever came between the Dude and his rug, if they did… dios mio, mang
Odd-Adagio7080@reddit
Ha! Shitters!!!! My buddy & I have been calling people that since we first read the book in the ‘80’s.
boop66@reddit
Green with uh, brown rust coloration.
stellahella1@reddit
It ties the story together
The_BarroomHero@reddit
nick_valdo@reddit
She tried to kill herself in that car, you said so yourself.
IanDre127@reddit
Pretty sure after the dude, we saw it when to that lady in jay and Silent Bob strike back….
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit
What’s a Cock-Knocker, Walter?
JamesTheLockGuy@reddit
I JUS BOUGHT THAT FUCKING POSSESSED CAR LAS WEEK!!!
thebenn@reddit
That had not occurred to us, dude
jazzhandpanda@reddit
ImNotTheBossOfYou@reddit
WrongfullyIncarnated@reddit
New shit has come to light