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Which way, Western man?

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Which way, Western man?

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Rclarke115@reddit

This doesn’t really click for me. If this was your first ever time playing RE7, there was no possible way you could’ve known about the things Mia did until after you make the choice. She does admit to have been lying about a specific job at the start of the game, but that’s about it. Nothing really points to the more dire things that caused this whole situation in the first place nor how Mia had a hand in it until a short while later after this point. Plus, the End of Zoe DLC and RE8 pretty much nullify this entire decision.
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TheCreepWhoCrept@reddit

I feel like this debate wouldn’t even exist if the people who chose Mia weren’t consistently flabbergasted by the thought that you might choose anyone over a child murdering terrorist who spent the whole game trying to kill you. Just because she was your wife three years ago. RE7’s choice is unironically a good moral test for exposing people whose sense of morality is solely based on in-group preference.
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Rclarke115@reddit

*spent the whole game trying to kill you.* Must’ve been the shortest game ever if 10 of the first 35 minutes equates to *the whole game.*
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fissionmoon@reddit

But you don't know about the child murdering terrorist stuff until after the choice? If we're using information that you can't get until after the choice anyway, Zoe only actually survives if you pick Mia here. And saying Mia spent the whole game trying to kill you is a bit of an exaggeration, she spends about 10 minutes trying to kill you at the start, and then you don't see her again until shortly before making this choice. And the vaccine is to cure the mind control mold that is making her try to kill you. Not to mention Ethan's whole reason for being here and ostensibly the goal of the game is to save Mia. I don't think someone choosing their wife over someone they just met is really some sort of huge moral failing.
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Retro_05@reddit

You already know by this point in the game that Mia was involved in everything that had happened and had kept lying to you the whole time vs Zoe who was completely innocent and had to watch her family get turned into monsters because of the company that Mia worked for. The moral choice is really obvious.
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gravitylimit@reddit

God i will never say no to southern belle
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StealthyCockatrice@reddit

Capcom: here you go player, you finally get a story choice: Player: ok, I pick the good choice, not the lying backstabbing woman Capcom: ups sorry game over, pick again hehe.
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Hotdogfromparadise@reddit

One of the most perplexingly pointless choices programmed into a game.
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SirLucDeFromage@reddit

Almost as bad as the character creator fake-out in Metal Gear Phantom Pain.
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non_depressed_teen@reddit

Did you play through the whole thing?
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SirLucDeFromage@reddit

Yes… did I miss something? Lol.
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non_depressed_teen@reddit

Normally, or at least for me, the character creator character I made was playable after beating the game.
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SirLucDeFromage@reddit

Oh no way, I did not see that lol. Thats a nice touch.
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Pumpkin_Sushi@reddit

You dont get a game over, you just get a different ending where Mia is dead (The Good Ending)
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StealthyCockatrice@reddit

The joke went over your head, mr "acshtyually"
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Gwynnbeidd@reddit

What game is this?
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ShigeruAoyama@reddit

Re7
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oni_no_onii-chan@reddit

Re9 choice part is worse I think. If you listen what leon did all the game and reject what villain asks from you, you get a bad ending where everything has fucked up.
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DK64HD@reddit

At least the choice in RE9 isnt after a boss fight with an hour long segment after it to see the different endings. RE9 has a short, easy bad ending, and when you finish it, the game deliberately asks if you'd like to reload to just before the choice. Also, the video of Spencer that Grace watches pretty deliberately implies that Elpis isn't what Zero thinks it is.
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nomadProgrammer@reddit

The best resident evil of all time RE7
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AvgUsr96@reddit

That is definitely a take of all time
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BIaze-@reddit

Resident Evil 7
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Calm_Structure2180@reddit

Zoe would've ditched Ethan after because he's just mold.
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weirdo0808@reddit

Fuck Mia, All my homies hate Mia
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Jupiter-Tank@reddit

I vote the one that didn’t stab me. Or chainsaw me. Or bodily pick me up and throw me. Or doesn’t yell at me. Or still doesn’t yell at me even after I pick the other one for some reason.
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vincent2751@reddit

Haven't played the game, so which one are you talking about?
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steauengeglase@reddit

The one on your left is Ethan's wife, Mia. She gets mind controlled by either a creepy little girl or mold or both, when she abandoned you to go investigate a creepy house in Louisiana. You go to the house and find her trapped in the basement, and instead of the two of running off to safety, she turns into a crazy person, who stalks you thought the house and laugh while cutting your arm off with a chainsaw. The one on the right is Zoe, the daughter of crazy family who live in the creepy house. She wants to escape, because she isn't psychotic. You get the choice of picking which one who gets a cure to the mind control mold (and the person who doesn't get the cure dies). Canonically, you choose your wife, but it's hard to imagine picking her after she cut your arm off, because it's the most traumatic moment in the game. Like, no amount of couples therapy is going to make that metal image go away.
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DK64HD@reddit

I would like to remind you that Zoe is also the one making the cure. Yes, Ethan finds the materials, but I think it's fair to say that the one who makes the cure to the virus has dibs on a dose of it.
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vincent2751@reddit

So I'll repeat I've never played the game, but if in the game MC's wife is being mind controlled for most of the game time , it makes a lot of sense for players to oick the other girl. Like it make sense for the character to save his wife(duh) but if the player doesn't experience why the MC loves his wife it would completely disconnect players from the MC because players only see her being mind controlled and trying to kill MC (me).
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BackseatCowwatcher@reddit

the trick is that she vanished 3 years before the game even started, as a result of her (undisclosed) job as a researcher for a Bio-terrorist group. 3 years without seeing her- and then when you meet again she stabs you repeatedly, cuts off your hand, and generally is a threat rather than a person. it's insane to think after all that, that the MC would decide to take her back rather than saving the only remotely stable individual in a 12 mile radius.
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steauengeglase@reddit

Yeah, it's a fault in the game's narrative. It works really well for the overall story arc over both games, but Ethan is a voiceless player surrogate. We know nothing of his motivations except he is there to find his estranged wife, his estranged wife abandoned him out of the blue and he drives an old muscle car. That's it. We know nothing else about Ethan. Otherwise he is you and for you, the decision is kinda obvious.
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oni_no_onii-chan@reddit

God forbid a lady has a bad day once in a month!
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SuperSocialMan@reddit

lol yeah
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LightSideoftheForce@reddit

She was literally mind-controlled
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TheCreepWhoCrept@reddit

Not for all of what they listed. And we have strong reason to suspect her guilt long before we make the choice anyway. Everything we learn on the ship only confirms she even worse than we suspect. All of her own volition. The things she did while mind controlled are the least awful things she did.
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ArCSelkie37@reddit

Doesn’t she get upset even when you pick her? Like she huffs and looks annoyed that you decided to give it to her.
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Alarnos@reddit

Blonde blazer vs invisigal type
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XXVAngel@reddit

Visi fans will really come here and tell me that choosing the girl that betrays Robert like 3 times and puts everyone else in danger is better than a girl that just wants to make the world a better place because she has a wet dream about him.
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SirLucDeFromage@reddit

Not to mention, blonde blazer is the most incredible workout mommy goddess ever. I get why people are into invisigal, but picking here over Blazer is absolute insanity.
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An_Draoidh_Uaine@reddit

The right one has bigger boobies.
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AvgUsr96@reddit

Reject boobies, return to 🍑
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mandrewsf@reddit

Both are flat as airports. How is a man supposed to choose?
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Calum2112@reddit

There be gold in the tomboys hills
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vnfangirl@reddit

If they look flat to you stop watching anime and porn for like a couple of months at least to detox
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Sonicmasterxyz@reddit

I agree with the sentiment, but that doesn't change that they're still flat as heck. Real women can absolutely have more of a curvy shape than that.
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SaboTheRevolutionary@reddit

Maybe left is flat as fuck, but right is NOT flat as fuck lmao. If that is considered flat you are pornbrained
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HowlingReezusMonkey@reddit

Rights not flat but smaller than my ex who was an A cup. Most women are larger than that.
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ze_existentialist@reddit

How are ya'll seeing this, the lighting and angle are both ass i can't tell shit?
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SaboTheRevolutionary@reddit

You can see the curve of right's chest by looking at her right arm, our left. That is a sizable curve and at MINIMUM are medium sized boobs
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Bostolm@reddit

> pornbrained people > analyzes low res pixel mush for boob size Yeah okay
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SaboTheRevolutionary@reddit

Brother, it is clear without having to analyze anything that the right aint flat.
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Jenkinswarlock@reddit

You’re telling me not every woman is a big tiddy goth girlfriend? Damn
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BlackIronSorceress@reddit

If anyone needs to touch grass it's the one who's literally never seen a large breasted woman irl.
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Mitchel-256@reddit

My wife's got some big ol's and this motherfucker thinks the only reason I'd like large breasts is weebery. Point and laugh at this dumbass.
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Azurehue22@reddit

Found you in the wild King
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Cry_Havock@reddit

To be honest Mitchell's wife seriously do got some big ol bitties but them thinking being a weeb is the only answer it's ridiculous.
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Nattidati@reddit

Calling them anything but flat is stolen valour for all us boobed individuals. 95% of the men in this sub have bigger tiddies. The one on the right has MAYBE a right to be called more than flat.
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Fire_tempest890@reddit

Americans are just used to everybody being fat as shit and thus having more cleavage
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mandrewsf@reddit

Bro, I'm not looking for realistic proportions when playing video games.
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WintersbaneGDX@reddit

That's fair. You clearly have no firsthand experience.
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Squeeblz88@reddit

Amen. B cup isn't the default preference for all of humanity.
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Padlock47@reddit

🥀
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SquareDinner5357@reddit

They made DLSS 5 just for niggas like you
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No_Oddjob@reddit

Depends on how much runway you need...?
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camokaze@reddit

Straight gooner lmao
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Lucius-Halthier@reddit

How are the asses? Does one have a cookie and the other have a cake?
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FlatulentSon@reddit

Literally unplayable
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Selendrile_@reddit

Decision made.
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Firm_Ad_5427@reddit

Do I save the woman I've spoken to twice over the phone, or my wife and the entire reason I'm here in the first place?
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SuperSocialMan@reddit

It's funny how even the devs said they regret adding this pointless choice since there's not much reason to have it in the first place lol
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CRz_gangster@reddit

Huh, do I choose my characters wife who despite everything he loves dearly… or this random lady he’s met in the murder monster house?
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noise256@reddit

I sidestep the bull horns of this dilemma and play harem mode.
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A_BAK3D_POTATO@reddit

Mia never pretended to love Ethan. She does love him dearly
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Trigger_Fox@reddit

Yeah but shes kinda a terrible fucking person. The other girl is a southern tomboy, i really don't know what else to say
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Calm_Structure2180@reddit

Southern tomboy who you only knew for less than a day and probably won't stick around you because you're literally mold vs the women who chose to marry you and known for more than a decade. What's crazier is that Mia knew Ethan was mold and still loved him.
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Trigger_Fox@reddit

She was a hikikomori slob living in a trailer if you don't think she'll settle down with the first half decent creature she came across (much less a gigachad like ethan) you haven't been paying attention.
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Good_Problem_6576@reddit

Dude wtf does that even mean
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Thorngrove@reddit

Tomboy slob would be down to ride the molder coaster.
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Thundergunner42@reddit

Amen brother 🙏
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123ludwig@reddit

and because of her trailer living creature status rose would have single handedly beat village of shadows due to her superior nature
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Mean_Introduction543@reddit

Shared trauma is a hell of a drug
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ConscientiousPath@reddit

knew for less than a day, but good grief was it a warbride meeting
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amodsr@reddit

Anon assumes that saving the southern belle will get her to sleep with him.
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Vitality_VZ@reddit

Zoe every time.
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Karhukolme@reddit

Zoe is ugly as fuck 
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ExoTheFlyingFish@reddit

TOMBOY?!?!?!?!?!?! WHERE
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lindcookie@reddit

The game was bad anyway who cares
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BJYeti@reddit

Outside of this choice i dont know what Crack you are smoking 7 is highly regarded for bringing back RE to its horror survival roots
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MothWaifu1711@reddit

Ethan’s literally walking fungus, just go with your equally sporadic wife
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GoatRocketeer@reddit

I think maybe capcom actually intended you to pick zoe. Horror movies have some seriously fucked up endings and the whole "doomed, betrayed wife gives in to zombie mode and comes back for le epic boss fight" is in the same vein. Having the player interact positively with zoe throughout the whole ordeal before presenting zoe vs mia as a choice would then be capcom's way of baiting the player and making them complicit in the fucked up ending.
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Reaper-Leviathan@reddit

Character who is my wife, yet has tried to kill me multiple times despite having a total of 10 minutes of screentime. OR the girl that’s a total stranger and only just now made a physical appearance, but has guided me for hours through hell over the telephone and re-attached my severed hand (which my wife cut off). Yeah capcom nice one
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lemonylol@reddit

I really hope Zoe becomes a playable character in REX.
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MathematicianNew2770@reddit

I see only one road Eastern man? Which way Northern man?
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Sentinel_2539@reddit

RE8 makes the Zoe choice non-canon though since Mia dies in that ending, but she's alive and "well" in RE8. Also the Joe DLC for RE7 treats the Mia choice as canon.
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Delroc@reddit

That and if you pick Zoe, Ethan says at the end that he regrets his choice. The game really goes out of its way to make sure you know you picked wrong.
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Trigger_Fox@reddit

Doesn't Zoe also fucking die anyways or am i remembering it wrong
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Delroc@reddit

Yeah, she dies in both endings
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flops031@reddit

Isn't she getting saved in one of the DLCs?
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Treyhova@reddit

Yeah, her Uncle saves her in the last DLC and they both survive.
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PUBGPEWDS@reddit

I mean. Mia isn't the player's wife, she's Ethan's. The game is letting you roleplay as Ethan. Though I do think the choices in RE are kinda dumb, as those will either be not canon, or lead to a game over. Such as the RE9 ending choice.
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Monke3334@reddit

Capcom did choices in RE games right in RE1R then never did anything with the system ever again beyond “You can choose path A and see X and Y, or you can choose path B and only see Y. Have fun with your choice :)”
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Sonicmasterxyz@reddit

I chose Mia because she's Ethan's wife (and super cute). That's the loyal choice.
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StandardN02b@reddit

Me when I haven't media literacy or experienced love.
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Thatguypal6942069@reddit

Shirou Emiya pfp with a take about relationships this dogshit holy fuck
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Trigger_Fox@reddit

Hes a phony, a fake. Not a good fake either, he'll never surpass the original
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MrEvan312@reddit

\*Which way, Western >!mold!<\-man?
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Thanag0r@reddit

Yeah, what a dumb choice. Your wife vs. random women that you just met. Stick to portn Anon.
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TargetRupertFerris@reddit

I love how us players who is never in love with Mia, will mostly choose Zoe cause most of us won't side with bioterrorist human traffickers. But in lore, Ethan would of course choose his beloved wife over girl he just met at the murder house.
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FearFritters@reddit

"honey put the chainsaw down, it's just a vaccine"
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Laxhoop2525@reddit

As a gamer, I recognize that this is the “good ending or bad ending” choice.
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EH042@reddit

Person who put you in all this shit or person who actively helped you get out of all this shit? Which way western man?
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