What do you call your Dbag guys?

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franki-pinks@reddit

Why does someone being muscly and having white teeth make them instantly a “dbag”?

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FarInspection7883@reddit

As an alternative metalhead uk guy I can’t believe how incredibly close minded this comment section is.

My cousin has this aesthetic and is an incredibly lovely human being. Great with the ladies aswell mind.

This comment section screams more about you lot than them. I can almost smell you all. Way to be the exact Redditor stereotype

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Logical_Bake_3108@reddit

That might just be Scotland, not sure. Haven't heard that one in a while 😅

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venusporcelain@reddit

It’s a extremely common word in Newcastle to describe the exact sort of person, or “spicer”

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Nope. Spice Boys originally from the 96 Liverpool squad when they were all trotting about in their white suits and curtains hairdos for i believe the FA Cup final. You'd never accuse them of being the same ilk as the Shore types

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Careless_Orchid_6890@reddit

"Spice Boy" is a term often used to describe an over-groomed, stylishly dressed young man who is highly concerned with appearance, frequently associated with wearing tight clothing, branded fashion, and a confident, often arrogant, demeanour. It is also famously known as a nickname for a group of 1990s Liverpool F.C. players known for their flashy lifestyle.

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fishsupper@reddit

That’s how it’s used in Glasgow!

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MJsThriller@reddit

Maybe nowadays, fake scousers

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_-CHUNK-_@reddit

That name got taken by the group of spiceheads found in most town centres.

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Mobile-Stomach719@reddit

Also the nickname applied to the Liverpool football team circa 1996: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spice_Boys_(footballers)

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S3lad0n@reddit

Oh the white suits. Even Redders wasn’t pulling that off

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fishsupper@reddit

That’s the term in Glasgow. We have an abundance of proper drugs so nobody outside of Barlinnie does spice here. Horrible stuff.

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the_roguetrader@reddit

you sure bout dat ?

Manchester is full of drugs but Spice took over on the street coz it's so cheap

the dealers even halved the price of a bag o' skag to a fiver to compete

I say this on a documentary, thought it was bullshit then a couple of months later I scored on the street up there and it was true

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Celticbluetopaz@reddit

I didn’t know this one, love it.

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venusporcelain@reddit

“Spice boys” in Newcastle

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FunkyBlackSanta@reddit

twats

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Jumpy-Jello-@reddit

Lego heads.

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Hix53@reddit

Cunts

It might be blunt, but you know EXACTLY who I'm talking about.

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Ok-Berry-7654@reddit

I don’t have a name for the guys themselves but those great big water bottles they carry around I call Douche Kegs.

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billiesgarden@reddit

me and my boyfriend call them ITV 2 /New build people

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Subject-Weakness-727@reddit

Professional Assholes

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okaycompuperskills@reddit

If you say “Turkey teeth” people will know exactly who you mean

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biglew112@reddit

Went to a techno rave in Manchester one time, normally techno raves I go to the crowd is amazing, very alternative and queer. This crowd was awful.

When people asked why, all I said was 'turkey teeth' and they instantly were just like 'ah yea fair enough'

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contemplatingjazzz@reddit

Went to a sesh at Fold a few months back, DJ Gigola was supposed to be doing her minimal break stuff but it was Barcelona hard beats and turkey teeth everywhere, totally weak night me and the Mrs noped out quick smart

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biglew112@reddit

At fold???? Awh man noooooo fold is one my fav venues in London. Guess we gotta just stick to unfold for now 😭

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contemplatingjazzz@reddit

Unfold can be a blast, but btw it was full of men trying to creep on all the ladies there last I went, utterly disappointed; the security have total power to refuse entry to ppl who don’t fit the vibe; me and my lady are cis het but clearly down to chill with anyone, groups of leery men shouldn’t be admitted endlessly but the scene is shrinking and they need revenue I guess. I’m going to Tham’s set at E1 in June, we’ll see what the crowd’s like. I think Fold’s rep for scantly clad women (never mind the fact that there are so many trans/queer ppl) has hit mainstream twats and you know how that will go. Sad really.

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biglew112@reddit

Ah man that's such a shame, fold was one of the last good venues.

E1 is a horrible venue, in the same vein as fabric etc. depends on the event though. It is a horribly run venue too, I remember there being ego death and then having some dancehall event on in another room ... Two completely different vibes and the people from the other event kept coming into ego death room and laughing at people.

Security are also fucking assholes there, I got sexually assaulted by one, he literally fondled My balls for over 30 seconds, didn't even bother to check my pockets

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runner123456789@reddit

Oh yeh security are defo grabby. We all got all balls touched. My pal had 75 pills on him. Bouncer told him to give them over. Buddy passed em on and the bouncer just pointed for him to go inside

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Intelligent-Mud-1039@reddit

An over 30 second ball fondling? There are some obvious avenues that need exploring here, no? Did you at least look him in the eye?

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contemplatingjazzz@reddit

Aw man :/ good vibes to you, I’m gonna go and sesh the main act hopefully the artists are (relatively) ‘underground’ enough to not attract the gnarly vibes you’re describing. I’ve been once before the security were iffy but we were far too deep into a 2CB trip to really make sense of them aha

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Exact-Character313@reddit

I've seen that. Manchester used to be the countries centre for raves, we would go to 3 a week back in the early 90s. Those were good days, although the legend of the hacienda were false. Good music but the place was a dive with a shit crowd.

I went to an arena trance rave a few months back. It was terrible, crowd was full of over dressed, tanned posers. Hardly anybody dancing except us sweaty mess few lines at the front. They were all just stood there with their phones out taking pictures of each other for hours. The younger ones weren't even drinking or taking any party pills. Something seriously went wrong with gen z

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KeepItDusty88@reddit

Once a month he goes Miller and Carter

8 ounce steak and a flatbread starter

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Lympwing2@reddit

Enjoys Dubai unironically

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Guilty-Reason6258@reddit

Or Ibiza weekender

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ItXurLife@reddit

Turkey teef to be more accurate.

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No_Pass_4232@reddit

Will we? I get it, new teeth from Turkey, just never come across it before

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Flash__PuP@reddit

In the nor the of England it would translate to new teeth, hair plugs, a class on finance, grey velvet furniture, live laugh love, brindle frenchie…

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TheSecretIsMarmite@reddit

I've seen someone describe it as an ITV2 lifestyle.

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ukpunjabivixen@reddit

Omg. Yes!!!!

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Foxalito@reddit

That made me laugh out loud

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TetrisIsTotesSuper@reddit

Did you also live and love??

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Cool_Doubt2152@reddit

Don’t forget the Dryrobe

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fang_xianfu@reddit

Inexplicably worn as a coat to go to Asda.

As someone who goes open water swimming and has a genuine use for a dry robe (but I use off brand ones from Lidl) it's annoying!

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Separate_Suspect_572@reddit

I've been wild swimming like twice, maybe three times... the scrotum shrivelling cold drive home is one reason I've been lazy with it...

Do dry robes really work?? I've always seen school run mums in them and Crocs, so I never tried one lol

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fang_xianfu@reddit

They're basically just a portable tent to get changed in - they work great for that, yes!

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Separate_Suspect_572@reddit

Ohh then il have a look cause I've never loved swimming more than in a loch!!

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Cool_Doubt2152@reddit

Haha, they seem to be everywhere all of a sudden. Usually sponsored by Range Rover Evoke

(No hate really, my aunt wears one just to walk the dog. It’s all black including the hood so we call her the grim reaper 😂 she doesn’t mind)

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musicmagicmayhem@reddit

Same in Essex, although as that applies to a big chunk of the population it’s probably not counting for much 😂

Also adding: glittery countertops in the kitchen, his and hers oversized tracksuits, curled hair extensions and lip fillers!

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twirling_daemon@reddit

I’m SW England and that’s what comes to my mind instantly 😂

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gazwel@reddit

Same in Scotland.

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godgoo@reddit

So... You knew exactly what they meant?

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untakenu@reddit

Ah, Deano

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ExitNo48@reddit

Yeah "Turkey Teeth" says it all.

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BigJimNoFool@reddit

Probably sound guys if ya get chatting to them but my god they present an outwardly awful trying-to-hard appearance

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Strange-Fold-6369@reddit

Reform voters

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IdleHands-69@reddit

There’s always one knobhead who brings politics into everything…

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Afreshnewsketckbook@reddit

But they're also not wrong either.

Usually the kind described are big fans of the misogynists with microphones too.

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IdleHands-69@reddit

And another

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BizlaCooper@reddit

Soyboys

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Ecstatic-Low7929@reddit

Cunts

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TeaPlenty3782@reddit

If you say turkey teeth, Dubai chocolate or Live Love Laugh with a crushed silver sofa, people will know what you mean!

That’s quite long winded so I’ve heard them called Spice boys or himbo’s. Back when I was younger they were called townies but that’s not so common.

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Afreshnewsketckbook@reddit

They are not Himbos! That is a disservice to the true Himbos.

To be a himbo you must have all three!

Built like a beefcake Dumb as rocks Heart of Gold.

Without the heart of gold, he's not a himbo... He's just a knob.

Himbo needs all three 🩷

I often go with the "Johnny Bravo Wannabe,"

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Suddendeath777@reddit

Sounds like a Deano, but Deanos aren't really bad people. They're just devoid of personality and just copy whatever trends are popular at the time.

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Afreshnewsketckbook@reddit

I have NEVER heard that. But also my brother is a Deano. And he's pretty cool. Smart, got a smart mouth too. Mostly pretty quiet but when he does pipe up is usually the sickest burn ever. Often aimed at me.... But I don't mind because it's actually funny what he comes out with.

(My family like to roast one another... Once I bleached my hair as a teenager, and I had dark rimmed glasses... I'm STILL called Garth to this day... Almost 2 decades later)

Maybe I have heard it but didn't understand this definition because my Deano is cool. Idk.

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pjs-1987@reddit

Dubai chocolate mate, you gotta try it

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NoWatch3354@reddit

You're mocking it, but I fucking love pistachio. I've always loved pistachio. Don't bring pistachio into this. It's not fair on pistachio.

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jonathananeurysm@reddit

Dubai is built on slavery. Don't give them your money.

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chease86@reddit

I mean...when you get right down to it, where ISNT built on slavery? At least to some extent?

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Intelligent-Mud-1039@reddit

Absolutely. We can't change our country's history but endorsing fake countries with their endless air-conditioned shopping malls that have only sprung out the desert due to oil and will be like sandy Atlantises in a couple of hundred years isn't my bag.

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jonathananeurysm@reddit

Dubai's economy is dependant on forced labour right now. It's happening today. Not some time in the distant past. It is a cornerstone of their economic model as it exists currently.

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ChateauLaFeet@reddit

🏆

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LyKosa91@reddit

I'm a slut for pistachio, but Dubai chocolate is painfully mediocre. I'd take a pistachio Ritter sport bar over any of the Dubai style bars I've had. M&S pistachio big daddy kinda sucks as well, but the peanut version is godly.

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scusemelaydeh@reddit

Hotel Chocolat pistachio is rather nice. I’m not usually a fan of that particular flavour but their Christmas pistachio chocolates were lovely.

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geese_moe_howard@reddit

Ritter is elite.

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beeeeej91@reddit

Cornflakes Ritter

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geese_moe_howard@reddit

That's a good one. Hazelnut is damn fine too.

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pjs-1987@reddit

Peppermint, the only dark chocolate I like

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Aubrey-Grey@reddit

Ooh a dark chocolate peppermint Ritter would slap so hard right now!

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LyKosa91@reddit

Oooooh, I haven't had that one, but dark peppermint Ritter sounds banging. Is it just peppermint infused or does it have the crispy minty bits?

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pjs-1987@reddit

It's like a better version of Fry's peppermint cream

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LyKosa91@reddit

Somehow I forgot that creme filling was even a possibility. I'll keep an eye out for it.

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Cantbearsed1992@reddit

Just bought 3 bars, peanut, hazelnut and cocoa mousse. Looking forward to weekend

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Icy-Lengthiness-8539@reddit

This Redditor knows their chocolate!

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Jbones37@reddit

The lindt one was genuinely good until they changed the recipe, it's now mostly chocolate and kataifi with a tiny bit of pistachio. Homemade ones are the best but an absolute pain in the arse to make.

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Aggravating-Mousse46@reddit

M&S do chocolate coated pistachios now. I prefer the almonds, but the pistachios are pretty nice

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Rr0gu3_5uture@reddit

Dubai chocolate is a reputation-laundering exercise - folk are so stupid they’ll say, ‘Oh, I don’t mind Dubai, that nut chocolate is good.

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PeejPrime@reddit

Likewise, love pistachio and for that reason, I have gladly never tried the dubai trend nonsense. Do not want to spoil a tasty snack for myself with that over priced shite.

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Few_Calligrapher_764@reddit

M&S pistachio creme. Ideally on panettone. Incredible.

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pjs-1987@reddit

Aldi do their own version for under £2

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Few_Calligrapher_764@reddit

There was a wonderful week recently where they were selling off the m&s one 1/2 price for £2.25 and I bought A LOT

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fbruk@reddit

It really does suck but it lead to an increase for pistachio flavoured things. I had a white chocolate and pistachio cookie from a little independent bakery the other week and it was fucking heavenly.

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Indigo-Waterfall@reddit

Pistachio ≠ Dubai chocolate

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Sparkletail@reddit

Pistachio has been my favourite ice cream for 40 years and now its everywhere which I'm not complaining about so many more delicious options don't know why it wasn't popular before now

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OriginalMandem@reddit

He's a top lad though, every time he walks into the pub, or does anything remotely interesting like win a game of pool, get a round of drinks in, or go and talk to a woman, all the other lads (lads lads) will be chanting "DEEEEANNNOOO-OH, DEEEEANNNOOO-OH, DEEEEANNNOOO-OH" like some kind of bellowed moronic mantra

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Kind_Worldliness6774@reddit

You’ve never been to a pub in your life, have you?

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OriginalMandem@reddit

Not even the one I've worked at full time for the last five years, nope.

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GroundbreakingRing42@reddit

Okay as a British bloke called "Dean" I did not come to reddit today for the personal attacks but here we are 🤣

We don't tell/asked to be called "Deano!" It just happens.

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OriginalMandem@reddit

DEEEEANNNOOO-OH! DEEEEANNNOOO-OH! Posting on Reddit, top boy! Geddon, my son 💪

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SimonHando@reddit

Obligatory Sans Beanstalk

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CrossCityLine@reddit

She’s not dead yet it’s a long term plan.

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Routine_Ad1823@reddit

I can't help think of it every time my Mrs orders from ASOS

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dcklil@reddit

Is “Charvers” still a thing? I remember my cousin always using that term in Newcastle. Now that I’m older, never knew if that was just Geordie talk or not.

Background: I grew up in the US, but my parents are from the UK. My mom’s side was in Dunfermline and Glasgow while my dad’s side was all Newcastle and Blyth.

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Exact-Character313@reddit

Essex boys

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TunedOutPlugDin@reddit

These lads?

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Seafoxing@reddit

Omg. Thank you for sharing that. I live in was Kent. This is 100% accurate. So true and very funny

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cymruaj@reddit

The OG four guys from the incredibly tight t shirt and jeans with no socks photo (you know the one) popped up in a Paddy Power video a few weeks ago, in a mock "how to diversify your social media momentum" class with the guy who isn't cutting his hair til Man Utd win 5 in a row, the Wealdstone Raider, fiah and rice cakes guy, and Guy Goma from the accidental bbc interview. Genuinely funny

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bent-ref@reddit

Im sure there is a common term in my local tongue but I'm unsure as to what it is, personally my preferred term is "massive throbbing bellend" I know it doesn't quite roll off the tongue but it is still really fun to say.

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IEnumerable661@reddit

To be honest, we don't really have them. The UK doesn't really get a lot of sun. And when it does, there's an even split between people who absolutely must overpay for a convertible asap so they can drive around with the blondest woman they can get their hands on, but even so they tend to revert into hiding when the sun goes away.

The closest you get are the Live Laugh Love types, or possibly Essex boys/girls. But really they aren't too common anymore.

Most people here are just depressed. Broke, aging too fast, no real hope for the future, basically depressed.

In fact, I conducted an interview last week, I asked what he wanted for his future. His first words were, "What future?" I wish I could have said that one was a rarity; at least 3 other candidates eluded to the future being pretty much black, terrible...

So yeah. I think any one of them would trade places with your Jersey Shore guy in an instant. In fact, I may even join that queue myself!

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official_Kaze@reddit

Someone already said it but the UK name for this archetype of person is referred to as a “Deano” personally to me? Their Knobheads, Twats, etc. But not all Deanos are knobheads, but a lot of knobheads are deanos

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KoraLily@reddit

My mind immediately went to "useless prick"

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Constant_Crab4815@reddit

Spice boys

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betraying_fart2@reddit

Terry tight top

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Mediocre-Basketcase@reddit

Townies

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Ichiiwm@reddit

Townies evolved into whats described above.

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pigletsquiglet@reddit

Didn't Townies used to be Beer John's/ Ben Sherman shirts. Not sure this is the same vibe unless Beer John's have got really metrosexual with the concentration on their appearance nowadays.

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Slight-Brush@reddit

Oo blast from 1980s north london there, not heard that in some years

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ArmWildFrill@reddit

Or casuals

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Mediocre-Basketcase@reddit

22y/o northerner here, townies stuck

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Fun-Brush5136@reddit

Was used in the north as well

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coffeeebucks@reddit

They’re the grown up townies for sure.

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fastcarly@reddit

I second this

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ukguy907@reddit

Gym rat

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nerdybritguy@reddit

ITV2

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Loud-Hospital5773@reddit

Cunts

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newdawnfades123@reddit

As a side note, do people who get their teeth done (badly) in Turkey realise that they look much worse with Turkey teeth than they do with bad teeth? We Brits never really judge people for bad teeth but the turkeys always look ridiculous. I have a few friends who had their teeth done and it looks like they have nice teeth. You can tell they’ve had them done. Massively different.

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IdleHands-69@reddit

Spice boys

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srnic1987@reddit

Turkey teeth brigade

Chavs with money

Live, laugh, lovers (more for the female equivalents)

Champagne lifestyle coca-cola paycheck

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Aggressive-Creamer@reddit

Imagine being a kid at school now, taking the piss outta your mates and one of them hits you with:

"Your dad's got turkey teeth, a shit tattoo sleeve and tells people that he's an 'investor' but just has a £90 portfolio on Trading 212. And your mum used to sell nudes on Onlyfans for £1.99 a month!"

Devastating.

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tigbird007@reddit

Ha ha ha spot on!

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Old_Top2901@reddit

Gym bros

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redpandadancing@reddit

Baaaaaaaaaaabe….well, that’s what their duck lipped partners call them…

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Excellent_Spare_2239@reddit

Basic bastard.

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kebabby72@reddit

Twats.

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re_Claire@reddit

Or the alternative; cunts.

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Visible_Poet8754@reddit

I use cunt as a term of endearment with close friends. Cant call um that. Its offensive to the term cunt

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Mooman-Chew@reddit

It needs a prefix like utter or total to be negative. Changes with the likes of funny or clever

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Classic-Pass5203@reddit

In Ireland we use Cunt as a term of endearment e.g. “He’s a decent cunt” don’t realise it was considered like this, elsewhere. I liken it to black guys calling each other the n word

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drunken-acolyte@reddit

Twats by default, cunts when they inevitably do something shitty.

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Scotchnittenpoopen@reddit

Or something cuntish

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alfyjack@reddit

This.

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Krizzlin@reddit

Glad I didn't have to scroll too far to find this. "It was full of twats" is a standard excuse for bailing on anything and everyone will know what you mean and won't judge

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No_Cut2901@reddit

Ent they called charvas

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11theman@reddit

Few people saying ‘Deano’ in here. Sansbeanstalk is great and all but that term is online only. The average person would have no clue what this means.

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Jollyramb1er@reddit

What DOES it mean please?

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Jarcooler@reddit

This video explains Deanoism pretty well: https://youtu.be/J9n0_5p8XKo

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Jollyramb1er@reddit

Oh. my god. This is... how is it SO accurate? How can every single one of these points apply to almost every English man in his 20s 🤣🤣🤣 Also I'm fairly sure that might club in the video is Oceana in Nottingham 🤣🤣🤣

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Upbeat_Ice1921@reddit

A classic venue, fingered my first bird in there (it was MGM at the time though).

Ahhh, good times.

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pigletsquiglet@reddit

I have PTSD from working there in 1995. I have traumatic episodes triggered by hearing Whigfield Saturday Night.

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Upbeat_Ice1921@reddit

Thank you for your service.

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Jollyramb1er@reddit

Haha!

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IllFinger3635@reddit

Banging..

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Bloody_Star_Wars@reddit

You know it’s a skinfade.

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LieGullible1372@reddit

To be fair, Deano works even if youve never heard the term. First time ive heard of it, but it makes perfect sense.

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KagakuNinja@reddit

We should leave Dean Martin out of this...

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meestah_meelah@reddit

I hadn’t heard the term “Deano” but I am familiar with his mate Gazza, oi oi!

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nonsequitur__@reddit

I have never heard of deano or sans beans talk!?

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Upbeat_Ice1921@reddit

Sansbeanstalk is so close to modern British culture it’s frightening.

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SYSTEM-J@reddit

Ask a question online, get an online answer. It's definitely a spreading term though. I'd never heard of it a year ago, now it's becoming increasingly ubiquitous on the UK parts of the Internet.

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11theman@reddit

Yea I’m not kicking off or anything and I think it’s a fun term but there seems to be a tendency on Brit subreddits to very firmly describe a reality that bears no resemblance to, at least my, general experience of the real world. I’m assuming OP is from elsewhere and I just wanted to provide the context that people aren’t getting referred to as ‘Deano’ in a pub - unless, maybe, it’s a pub with a Warhammer tournament going.

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AppropriateAdagio511@reddit

Wankers.

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Ok-Foundation6093@reddit

Pretty boys

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Colman91@reddit

I call them the “Live Laugh Love” lot.

Guaranteed to have Tommy Shelby pictures on their Facebook with some quotes about the lion doesn’t concern himself with the actions of a sheep, crushed velvet sofa, shops in B&M a lot, probably a 2020 BMW on the drive that costs £700 a month, big fans of using Klarna to buy a Gucci T-shirt from Flannels.

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Classic-Pass5203@reddit

It’s mostly likely gonna be a Burberry t-shirt

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LeftyTimStoutheart@reddit

This is too good, the only thing missing is the French Bulldog called Luna.

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Weak_Yam_6579@reddit

perfection

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GwarnerWal90@reddit

C*nts.

Simple 😂

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OriginalMandem@reddit

I think we have too many regional variations and subdivisions of dbag guys to have any one catch all term. And language evolves quite quickly. Neds, Chavs, Kevs, Barry Boys, townies, oiks, the list is endless. The UK has traditionally been quite a tribal culture in terms of fashion, style, accent etc etc and there's maybe more punching up and down in terms of social class between perceived 'posh twats' or 'chav twats'

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ghosty_b0i@reddit

A definition that has always slightly alluded me is “Yob”.

What specific characteristics fit that demographic?

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Remarkable_Winter-26@reddit

Ive always understood it to be a term directed at young lads with their boxers out of their trousers, possibly holding booze or some kind of energy drinkand bmx’s, usually more on the chavvy side than the civilised side of this. That being said when my mum used to say it about the teenage boys my brother hung around with it made sense and always was known to be derogatory

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OriginalMandem@reddit

I'm pretty sure one of my teachers at primary or middle school said it was just 'boy' backwards. But unfortunately more than once I've remembered a so called fact told to me by a schoolteacher that made enough of an impression on me that I remember it after decades and it turned out to be an on the spot fabrication

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meestah_meelah@reddit

I thought Yob is someone who engages in antisocial drunken behaviour. So it’s not exactly a demographic per se because it can cover a few different social classes and age groups. The one that springs to mind is binge drinkers on holiday throwing things and noising up the locals or outside nightclubs shouting, squaring up and menacing folk.

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sossighead@reddit

Chavs / Charver is probably the one with the most national significance but doesn’t align necessarily with what the OP is describing. Typically with that term you’re likely to be describing someone with a very patchy employment history. So not someone who can afford things like veneers, steroids, tattoo sleeves etc.

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SelectTrash@reddit

Chavs are the ones who have XL bullies, hardly any teeth and carrying a can of some cheap beer around with them, acting like they're hard as nails, probably antisocial and has 4 kids to 4 different women.

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ArmWildFrill@reddit

A lot of people just mean "working class" when they say "chav". Unfortunately.

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OriginalMandem@reddit

Posh version wears Jack Wills, pinky red trousers or beige chinos, and possibly a barbour jacket.

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Holli303@reddit

.. unless they sell cocaine and don't take it. Now THEY'RE a rare breed 😂

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meestah_meelah@reddit

Hmmm. The names you’ve given refer to the obnoxious violent petty criminal types. The question is more about the Lads with Turkey Veneers, a fancy car on finance, sleeve tattoo with clocks and compasses, a missus with more on her face than Mrs Doubtfire, eating Dubai chocolate, gear on the weekends, Stone Island for the football, possibly flirting with the idea of taking steroids, seeing Peaky Blinders as the pinnacle of class types.

If I’ve forgotten anything please let me know.

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Japhet_Corncrake@reddit

HP Evoque on the driveway, grey Frenchie called Luna, greige interior furnishings, Marbs for the hols...

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meestah_meelah@reddit

Marbs for the ‘oliday. Gonna go to Dubai next year, it’s gonna be mint!

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EffDubya@reddit

YESSS BRUV LOVE IT. They would always say ‘gonna go Dubai’ though. Prepositions aren’t a thing for them

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Exact-Reference3966@reddit

'Gonna do Dubai'

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meestah_meelah@reddit

I’m going to preposition to the missus when we get to Dubai in the restaurant in the Burj Khalifa

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OriginalMandem@reddit

I'm not gay I don't use propositions like Vey vem

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Altruistic_Grocery81@reddit

B&M’s finest Diamanté fittings

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Remote_Sun_2017@reddit

jeans are so tight you can see the veins in the dick.

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Desperate-Coat-8791@reddit

fucking creasing at this

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Remote_Sun_2017@reddit

this whole thread is absolutely hilarious

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WobblyEgg2025@reddit

Neck and face tattoos seem to be de rigueur round our way too.

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SelectTrash@reddit

Sounds like my personal trainer at the gym, he looks like he has the same tattoos and a Captain America shield.

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Celticbluetopaz@reddit

This might sound weird but there’s a UK show called Come Dine with Me.

No names, no pack drill, but there’s a certain person on that show (from a certain soap opera) who used to own a yellow submarine docked near Liverpool. I’m sure it’s on YouTube.

I know a couple of women who had unfortunate interactions with him in various nightclubs in the area. 🙄

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meestah_meelah@reddit

Tin’ead! I always thought he was gay.

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Lister_RD_169@reddit

Fuck sake just tell us who you're on about.

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PropJoesChair@reddit

Philip Olivier, whoever the fuck that is

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Disastrous_Cloud_558@reddit

They can’t it’s someone on a mainstream telly program it’s top secret.

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EffDubya@reddit

I know exactly the type you mean. But we don’t get them in London. In fact, seeing a group of them - and they definitely move in herds - is a surefire sign that you are seeing a group of out-of-towners, who have hopped on a Greater Anglia train for a night on the lash. The counties directly north, and possibly south, of London however are heaving with them.

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Remote_Sun_2017@reddit

Same here in Brighton, you can tell who are the lads from out of town because they are exactly like this. A group of indetikit wankers in tight clothes all sitting out on the beach bars coked out of their minds at 1pm with teeth like Dale Winton under harsh lighting conditions

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gerishnakov@reddit

Probably moaning about the parking while they're at it.

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Affectionate-Cap9115@reddit

Worrying what to call them isn’t the issue. Paying too much even a little bit of attention is going to ruin you, just call it a permanent personality phase that stays

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MrPZA82@reddit

Cunts

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GrouchyLyric@reddit

I believe the term you are looking for is Chav

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Sonarthebat@reddit

Nah. Chavs are always in bad shape.

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Jazzy0082@reddit

I have never heard the term "Deano" in all of my 39 years. What have I been missing?

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SYSTEM-J@reddit

This kind of person didn't exist 30 years ago, or even 20 years ago. Think about when you first really became aware of the idea of "Turkey teeth", and then being shorthand for a particular type of berk. Four, five years ago tops? "Deano" is the slang catching up with the new social reality.

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MattCDnD@reddit

This kind of person didn't exist 30 years ago

Tony Blair’s 1997 election victory was based entirely on this person. He was called Mondeo Man then.

The only reason he wasn’t eating Dubai Chocolate is that it didn’t exist.

Marketeers call them C2s. They’re not new.

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SYSTEM-J@reddit

Nah, nonsense I'm afraid. The C2 demographic is skilled labourers. My dad was a skilled labourer - an electrical engineer. He would have been in his late 30s in 1997. Never, at a single moment in his life, has he had a second of time for the crass peacockery of the Deanos. He lives on a street full of them now and is actively trying to sell up in disgust.

The wage bracket and the level of social mobility may be broadly comparable, but the Deano is an entirely 21st Century creation. The Deano is the Ibiza Final Boss. The Deano takes steroids and fake tans. The Deano has lost all of the quiet dignity of the working classes of 30 or 40 years ago, traded it all in on credit for a leased Audi and a holiday in Dubai.

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MattCDnD@reddit

You’re absolutely right! I’m trying to make it too complicated and talking bollocks.

These clowns just have no dignity!

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Random-Ultra78@reddit

Perhaps they should be the S6 demographic!

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jamjar188@reddit

Well 10-15 years ago people in London called them "Essex boys". They swarmed Shoreditch on Friday and Saturday nights, wearing too-tight skinny jeans.

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Ogdengp@reddit

Skinny jeans and winkle pickers

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Scared_Cricket3265@reddit

Doesn't the Essex Boys and Girls stereotype go back to the 80's?

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ImpressiveStorm8914@reddit

Essex Boys was the term I was thinking off but couldn't recall.

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lukeyboy987@reddit

Look up Deanomania by Sans Beanstalk on YouTube, a perfect encapsulation 😅

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Speshal__@reddit

Oh my fuck that's genius, thanks internet person.

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ArmWildFrill@reddit

Sans Beanstalk is pretty apt.

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nonsequitur__@reddit

Same!

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Objective-Argument69@reddit

Jaffa's....no seed, killed with all the stets (and those tight pants don't help)🤣🤣🤣

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MoonShineWashingLine@reddit

We call them sted-heads (as in steroid-heads).

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libertinauk@reddit

I saw StillRyan refer to HSTeletubby as a "stedhead" a week or so ago and laughed til I cried 😁

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MoonShineWashingLine@reddit

Ah thank you! Been a while since anyone's mentioned Arnold.

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Ok_Pen7290@reddit

Mentally ill, 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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AstronautAshamed3061@reddit

I heard it called Deano Greige.. which seemed apt as the surname is a cut n shove of grey and beige. Basically, the idiotic neighbour with the gaslit wife in Small Prophets.

A gem of a series

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contemplatingjazzz@reddit

Essex wankers, which isn’t particularly kind, but from a hospitality in London POV that’s absolutely the term we use sometimes, because as stereotype of guest, they’re wankers.

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StarSpotter74@reddit

Knob heads

They have a grey crushed velvet sofa too

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PriorityAlternative7@reddit

It’s not limited to the sofa, everything in their house is a shade of grey

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ItXurLife@reddit

Greige

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Jealous_Scale@reddit

Are there 50 such items?

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gourmetjellybeans@reddit

AstroTurf garden and RR Evoque on finance

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Suspicious_Gift_67@reddit

Reddit is a safe space for scared anxious losers to talk shit to other people without fear of ever having to deal with real world consequences.

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Suspicious_Gift_67@reddit

All the egotistical people in the comments slating others for having an ego…

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HatHairy9842@reddit

ibiza final boss

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LavingtonWindsor@reddit

Wide boy.

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ToeElectronic5033@reddit

spice boys lad

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robyc78@reddit

Roid heads, douche bags, twats.

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plasticface2@reddit

Twats

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BaconSarnie2025@reddit

Chavs.

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DasSockenmonster@reddit

I would say the "TOWIE" boys?

Just because they look like they've all somehow came from that show with their blindingly white veneers and a tan that could rival David Dickinson.

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Garbidb63@reddit

Dickheads

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Logical_Pineapple841@reddit

Terry Tensers

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Orange_Codex@reddit

Deanos. They're endangered because they're nice. Men who dress like this and aren't nice are simply called cunts.

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draaj@reddit

In my 27 years of life in the UK, I've never heard the term Deano

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1voice92@reddit

It’s definitely a SE England (Home Counties) thing

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TarcFalastur@reddit

I live in the Home Counties and have never heard this term

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1voice92@reddit

Perma-tan, Tommy Shelby haircut, gym rat, shirt off in summer, Turkey teeth, possibly Turkey hairline too, loves Avicii. Loud but harmless.

You get the picture.

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nodgers132@reddit

Range Rover on finance, grey everything in their house, live laugh love posters

https://youtu.be/J9n0_5p8XKo?si=sbJxRUzltXk95US2 this is an incredible summary

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cari-strat@reddit

Door-knocker chairs, marble floors, garden devoid of a single living thing except a French bulldog, preferably fawn or grey. Mrs has Botox, lip fillers and huge norks, bleached blond hair and the brains of an amoeba.

Kids, if they have any, have appalling multi-barrelled tragedeigh names, usually related to cars, alcohol or holiday destinations. "Yeah, mate, sorry I was late, the Mrs has the motor to take Miami-Krystal to street dance, and then Jaxxson-Jameson wanted to play football but I was like nah mate, it's gonna fuck me astroturf up, and then Khaleesi-Rae-Dhream fell off the trampoline...."

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fbruk@reddit

So that's who's buying these chairs. They make me violent when I'm trying to house shop b cause they are grey crushed velvet as well.

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nodgers132@reddit

I live there and I absolutely have

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ArmWildFrill@reddit

Sans Beanstalk Deanomania

https://youtu.be/J9n0_5p8XKo

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This-Risk-3737@reddit

Nobody in the real world has. It's a Reddit thing.

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jamjar188@reddit

it's new-ish internet slang, not sure where/how it started. but once you hear it once, you see it everywhere.

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Steamrolled777@reddit

55 years, and I've no fucking clue.

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keeponkeepingup@reddit

Right i know ONE deano, he is your age, and does not look or act like this lol

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AzzTheMan@reddit

I was going to say this... I've known 2 Deanos and neither would fit this description

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PilotedByGhosts@reddit

I'm 45 and have clear, albeit vague, memories of hearing "DEEEE-NOO, DEEEE-NOO" chanted in many lad-filled environments.

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Fun-Brush5136@reddit

There was a song about deanos that went viral but like most things viral, it's not going to reach everyone

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Muted_Reflection_449@reddit

😂

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jennye951@reddit

Gym bunnies?

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philswitch_engage@reddit

Cunts.

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Darren505@reddit

Good vibes good rides 🤮

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BoomtownBotanicals@reddit

Wankers

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Additional-Lion6969@reddit

Only person I can think of who fits that description is Rylan, don't think Ive met one in real life

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EffDubya@reddit

Oh no Rylan is not the type at all. He is gay, skinny, and far too interesting.These are the lads to look out for

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Derfel60@reddit

Idk they look pretty gay if you ask me

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Alone_Bet_1108@reddit

We don't want them

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Nouschkasdad@reddit

Lads lads lads!

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tartanchocfrog@reddit

My friend group always called them fuckboys. Because you just knew they would mess you around

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sossighead@reddit

People are saying ‘Deano’ which is a little bit prejudicial. That typically means someone who is working class, but has done well enough to have bought a new build house and have a couple of nice-ish cars on the driveway. And yes they often have veneers, fake tan, full sleeve tattoos, live in gym wear etc and watch shite reality TV.

They’re essentially a caricature to enable people with mediocre English Literature degrees and little earning prospects of their own to feel better about their own situation.

There’s nothing inherently ‘bad’ or ‘douchebag-y’ about these people. Some are, some are great people. Just their interests and outlook on life don’t align with the Reddit intelligentsia.

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pecuchet@reddit

They’re essentially a caricature to enable people with mediocre English Literature degrees and little earning prospects of their own to feel better about their own situation.

Still salty we didn't get to go university are we?

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sossighead@reddit

Nice assumption. Not sure anyone would class me as a Deano with my receding hairline and normal teeth, and complete lack of tattoos. Maybe I should book a holiday to Turkey. I arguably spent too long at university, getting a PhD which I now don’t use in my line of work. At least I met my wife though - who definitely does still work in her field of research.

I’m just pointing out that a lot of ‘Deano’ discourse seems to come from a place of jealously and resentment that they have a comfortable, even luxurious, lifestyle often in the area they grew up without being saddled with student debt.

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pecuchet@reddit

Yeah, I know it was an assumption. That was the point. But the assumption wasn't that you were one of these people. Maybe you'd have seen that if you'd worked on your reading comprehension.

Thanks for your life story, but I wasn't the one weirdly projecting onto people who went to university to better themselves through education rather than to make more money. For what it's worth, people with English degrees are pretty employable, given that they're usually quite literate, but please content yourself with this little Daily Mail fantasy about people in the humanities being envious of people who can afford fake teeth.

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sossighead@reddit

You sound incredibly bitter - I picked English literature as a throwaway example. You don’t need to take it personally. I’m sure you’re doing great and one day you too will be able to afford a massive Tommy Shelby print to go beside your media wall.

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pecuchet@reddit

I love how your attempt to insult me is so inaccurate. Like, what the fuck has that series got to do with what I said? You do know that idolising the guy from Peaky Blinders is way closer to the kind of people we're talking about than humanities graduates, right?

The fact that you chose English Literature as a 'throwaway example' like it might as well be philosophy or history just shows how ignorant you are. Can you not discern between these completely different fields? Is stuff where you write prose so indistinguishable?

I get my hands dirty for a living now, but I have never once regretted spending years learning about literature. I'm not bitter at all; you're just a cunt.

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EffDubya@reddit

There is absolutely a hint of snobbery at work here - we are describing white working class lads with a bit of money to spend, as you say.

I feel like it is ok to laugh at them at little bit though; they are enjoying themselves, and I’m sure they don’t care what anyone else thinks!

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sossighead@reddit

It’s fine to laugh at anyone, as long as you’re aware the joke may be on you! (I include myself in tha).

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Disastrous_Cloud_558@reddit

You’re not being prejudicial at all, are you?

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Fun-Brush5136@reddit

There's intelligentsia on reddit now??

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Scrumptiepie@reddit

Dick Heads

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lucky1pierre@reddit

Guidos

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biglew112@reddit

Turkey teeth gym shark Essex lad chavs

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NeitherDance6795@reddit

Im pretty sure this is someone only me and my BIL refer to these guys as, but we call them Spice Boys.

I don’t even know why but no tea or shade, you’re into what you like 🤷‍♀️

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Bridget_Says_Wow@reddit

Spice boys or Coke dealer (that sell shit coke)

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arpeggio-paleggio@reddit

a new one I've seen used recently and become a big fan of is "Ibiza final boss".

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pixiefolk@reddit

I'd call him a Love Island boy.

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snowy2323@reddit

Dubai chocolate

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AutisticElephant1999@reddit

Chavs

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HR_Specter@reddit

Tan-tastic.

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GrouchyRisk@reddit

Carpet carriers.

As they walk like they've got a rolled up carpet under each arm when they walk.

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Molly-bdenum42@reddit

ITV2

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No-Bobcat-4737@reddit

Twats

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Iain365@reddit

Twats?

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Derbadian@reddit

Around my way we call them “Cunts”

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markusparkus75@reddit

Deano, innit?

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ChrisChros87@reddit

This came up on Twitter recently and the reply 'ITV2' was absolutely spot on

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zippy72@reddit

Chavs I think, although that might be out of date by now.

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WarmJewel@reddit

I think there's a Deano in 'Gavin & Stacey'. Nuff said.

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Confident_Lion_2219@reddit

Turkey teeth

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50tinyducks@reddit

Twats? Dickheads?

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Even_Happier@reddit

Townie Twats is what I call them. Yes I am a country bumpkin.

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Beneficial_Health_34@reddit

Honestly feels like the evolution of a chav or charvo could align with them, because a lot of what we used to call chavs dont really exist anymore and have been replaced with these equally cheap looking numpties, that being said they are not inherently bad in the UK some are just Vapid in the brain

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Far_Spread_4200@reddit

Cock Womble!

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Hereward22@reddit

Cunts 👍🏻

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Apprehensive-Art1092@reddit

'Cunt'

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S3lad0n@reddit

In south Wales we would call this type a ‘Valleys boi’ (even if they’re not from the Valleys) or a ‘dresser’. I don’t think you hear those terms often, or ever anywhere else in the UK though, they aren’t widely used.

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Lower_Inspector_9213@reddit

Welsh Dresser 😂

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ArmWildFrill@reddit

I had a literally insane Welshman from Pontypridd as a housemate in the 80s. He used to hate it when another group from Swansea would take the piss out of him and say "I'm from the Valleys and I've got my pride!" in an exaggerated accent.

He later bought a hundred LSD tabs (they were super cheap in the 80s, I remember going to Stonehenge and buying acid for £1.50) and became completely psychotic and violent. Very scary indeed. Police did fuck all so no change there.

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Drewski811@reddit

Bellend would suffice

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Tamihera@reddit

I think of the pink trousers crowd when I hear bellend though.

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ArmWildFrill@reddit

Who are they?

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lexinatalia1@reddit

I’ve always known and referred to them as charvas

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stray90@reddit

Choco boys, not sure if that's just a Welsh thing though.

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Perfect-Rip-7792@reddit

spice boys

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Celticbluetopaz@reddit

There’s a tv show called The only way is Essex in the UK, which is similar to Jersey Shore.

So, they’re often called Essex boys or Essex girls, there’s probably a more modern term, but I am an old. 👵🏻

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BreqsCousin@reddit

The term Essex girl is decades older than the TV show.

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Fun_Werewolf_4567@reddit

I remember it from the 80s for sure

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ArmWildFrill@reddit

White stilettos and fake tan are de rigeur for an 80s Essex girl. I knew one in the 80s and she used to wear white cowboy hats and drove a white VW Golf

Like David StHubbins gf in Spinal Tap

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S3lad0n@reddit

Yes, Essex Girls in the traditional specific sense don't really exist anymore, or if they do they’re all women now in their 50s-60s who grew out of it and pivoted gimmicks. They were the chavvy low rent Temu version of the Sloane Rangers.

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blamordeganis@reddit

“Why does Essex have a university? So girls from Hertfordshire can study away from home.”

Circa 1990.

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ShiplessOcean@reddit

Geordie shore is way more similar.

My answer to OP’s question is “Geordies” (not really)

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Familiar_Ad5586@reddit

Deano!

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BetterDegreeOxford@reddit

These are dudebros.

ATHF Mooninites had a great bit about how "my dad owns a dealership"

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loveswimmingpools@reddit

Essex boy? Sorry Essex

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whatswestofwesteros@reddit

Eh I live in Essex your not wrong... as a Midlands girl I look rather drab and pale down here

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loveswimmingpools@reddit

My friend has adopted the glamorous Essex life since she moved there. I feel very pale and boring compared to her!

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infectedsense@reddit

This is just me but I think of them as lads (derogatory). 'Cheeky Nandos with the lads' and all that.

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CarlosFlegg@reddit

Nonces

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Exact-Reference3966@reddit

Do you mean ponce?

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FinneyontheWing@reddit

Really?!

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CarlosFlegg@reddit

Nah not really.

Nonce as an insult in the UK is a bit strange.

Nonce in the strictest terms these days means pedophile, but it’s also used as a catch all term to insult other degenerates.

Ironically it can be also a term of endearment between really close friends.

But the people that OP is describing would usually be called Cunt.

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_-CHUNK-_@reddit

Nonce has always meant pedo, these days people use the word bacon and that can mean nonce, rapist, woman beater, grass etc.

If friends are calling each other a nonce they are doing it to take the piss lol.

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Cakeo@reddit

Nobody but fucking weirdos are calling their friends a nonce.

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No-Cost-1045@reddit

Andrew might be, though I guess he falls in the fucking weirdo category.

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Inevitable_Greed@reddit

Cunts.

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Outrageous_Bar6729@reddit

Cunts

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Nervous_Tourist_8699@reddit

I am going with “ponce”. Not to be confused with “nonce”

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wodmad@reddit

Tossers.

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Fuzzy_Reindeer_2770@reddit

"Silly Cunts".

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Psychological-Sea785@reddit

Spice Boys 🌶

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cloudvodca@reddit

Funny I just came across this post. I’ve just come back from the gym and who did I see there……. Ibiza final boss.

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tedxy108@reddit

Fuck bois

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SirMcFish@reddit

Wannabes

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stueyp81@reddit

Jonny bravo

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Some_Artichoke_8148@reddit

Meat head.

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Aggressive_Sound@reddit

Wideboy

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S3lad0n@reddit

Nah isn’t a wideboy more a genuinely dark, intimidating thug? Not flash. I think of Ray Winstone in Scum.

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janner_womble@reddit

Ken or Kenneth.

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Dread_queen23@reddit

I saw a reel that referred to them as ITV2 guys and It makes so much sense!

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crypticchris@reddit

wideboy/yogurt boy/jack-the-lad

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Tinnitus-1975@reddit

Wankers? Bell ends? Chavs

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Impeachcordial@reddit

Cunts

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Kanebass98@reddit

Chavs

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Short-Shopping3197@reddit

A ‘Townie cunt’ usually

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Charming_Advice_2933@reddit

Most people I've met matching that description are cunts... So I'd call them cunts.

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DraggedDownxTheStone@reddit

A cunt maybe? Knobhead? Lol. I'm an American who loves everything British. I know for sure I am living in the wrong country and have been all my life.

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Barnie_LeTruqer@reddit

I love this answer. It expresses my opinion eloquently. Please feel free to join me in the pub for a pint, mine’s a Stout, first round on you.

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Wwiillisboreddd@reddit

Spiceboys

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lyremni@reddit

Dbag is so vague. Can you give a description of what you call a dbag. So many options!

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No_Cake6353@reddit

Meat heads

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Oasisstrains@reddit

We’ve started calling them Chubai

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Lord_Cockatrice@reddit

AFAIK (not a 'murrican) "chodes"

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Briecap@reddit

'Chode' describes a short and fat cock

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BedaFomm@reddit

So pretty accurate then?

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SuburbanBushwacker@reddit

TOWIE’s both M&F.

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Revolutionary_West56@reddit

You know, actually don’t have a specific term where I am (Greater London) this needs to be fixed. It’ll just be something created in the heat of the moment in conversation like fake tan gym wankers

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BryOnRye@reddit

I think these lyrics from the song “Never fight a man with a perm” by Idles sum it up:

He thinks he's suave You're not suave 'cause you watched Get Carter You are a catalogue, plastic Sinatra A tryhard, you should've tried harder Me, oh me, oh my, Roy You look like a walking thyroid You're not a man, you're a gland You're one big neck with sausage hands You are a Topshop tyrant Even your haircut's violent You look like you're from Love Island You stood and the room went silent

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YouIntSeenMeRoight@reddit

Arseholes

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Overall_Status_5828@reddit

Fanny baws

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Icy_Distribution3467@reddit

He's a fearsome pirate, he's the scourge of the seas

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Overall_Status_5828@reddit

Captain Fanny Baws!!

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Striking_Smile6594@reddit

I live in a town well known for horse racing. Every time there is a race meet on these fuckers descend on the town en masse looking like extras from the set of Peaky Blinders.

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Grand-Impact-4069@reddit

Knob head. Though it’s a widely used term, it is fitting for these people

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keeponkeepingup@reddit

Always called them Essex boys!

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BoxAlternative9024@reddit

Cokeheads

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Opposite-Painting662@reddit

Spice boys as in spice girls

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FantasticVast01@reddit

Essex boys

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BeanOnAJourney@reddit

His name is Rylan Clarke.

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MJsThriller@reddit

A lot of people saying Deanos but thats a relatively new term. Certainly started way after Jersey Shore, Geordie Shore etc all ended. Within the last 3-5 years I think.

I dont think we have a name for them that's widely accepted. There's a lot of crossover with chavs, but not all chavs are The Situation and vice versa.

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friedeggbeats@reddit

Just chavs innit.

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PresidentPingu1@reddit

Twat?

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Tommy-Foxwell@reddit

'Cunts'.

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LupercalLupercal@reddit

Deanos

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37728291827227616148@reddit

Everyone's being way to harsh on the deanos in the comments, mostly harmless bunch lol

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shadow-season@reddit

"Wankers"

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jilljd38@reddit

Sted heads where I'm from

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littlewhiteysnow@reddit

Muscle Mary’s

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thefreeDaves@reddit

Incels.

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actualinsomnia531@reddit

In the UK at least they aren't incels. They should be, but there's always a ready supply of equally vacuous, equally white-veneered ladies to accompany them to the tanning salon.