Diabolical Nissan Juke

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reverberation31@reddit

HOLY SHIT this person gets it…I’ve always said if I were to come into a bunch of money I’d buy a bunch of land and several Jukes then lift them up for me and my friends to screw around with-maybe a motocross type track or something as well. This is badass!

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gasmandelivers@reddit

Shouldn’t that say joke?

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asbpsb@reddit

Is this in Jax?

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Olsi_Skiwee@reddit (OP)

Yeah

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BrilliantMonochrome2@reddit

Yes.

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Striking-Okra-4296@reddit

How did u get 122 likes with a yes?

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BrilliantMonochrome2@reddit

I have no clue.

The award is even more confusing

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Tropical_Fruitz@reddit

this should not work at all but somehow it does, looks like a mini rally raid truck

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Shermgerm666@reddit

Yes.

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Striking-Okra-4296@reddit

Nissan Jiant

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nxwtypx@reddit

I will defend the frogmachine with my entire soul. People hate crossovers because they all look the same, Nissan served this weirdo and people hated it and we got the soporific (and 60-less horsepower) Kicks as a replacement.

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Jef_Wheaton@reddit

They're like 2 designers got into a sarcastic argument.

"It's gonna look like a running shoe, like all crossovers, but SHORT. Like a size 4!"

"OK, we're gonna put the lights HERE, on TOP of the fenders, like an old Beetle! But those aren't the HEADLIGHTS, Oh, NO, the HEADLIGHTS will be big, round things down HERE!"

"GOOD! We'll market it as a family vehicle, but we'll put the rear door handles up HERE, where kids can't reach 'em!"

"FINE!"

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Mustafa_GG_@reddit

"AND WE WILL MAKE SURE KIDS SUFFOCATE IN THE BACK"

"EXCELLENT JOB YOU KNOW BALL"

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armyof100clowns@reddit

Right there with you, brother. I feel the same about the Isuzu VehiCROSS.

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911insc@reddit

For some reason, I would love to own a VehiCROSS!

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Psychological-Bee702@reddit

I miss my Juke!

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Shooter-__-McGavin@reddit

I would never buy one, but I've always thought they had an unorthodox cool to their appearance.

Unfortunately they seem to be the Nickleback of cars, hard to admit you actually like 'em.

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CreepyCrawlerRC@reddit

Its completely fucked...and I love it.

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ZerotheWanderer@reddit

I know where you're at, the same person also has a lifted Kia soul and is working on a Ford flex as well

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LegThePeg@reddit

Nice, I love the Flex

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Olsi_Skiwee@reddit (OP)

Really? I mean that’s cool and everything but why lol?

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ZerotheWanderer@reddit

Why not?

https://x.com/i/status/2026021111914250544

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Shermgerm666@reddit

Fuck yesssssssss. So sick !

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9MileSkid@reddit

In an apartment complex, too 🤪

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HeadOfMax@reddit

Because it's cool is a valid reason.

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Dootimus@reddit

I am local to this awesome car too. Here is a side profile pic of it

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ehalepagneaux@reddit

This is the only cool Nissan.

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clappedoutCANAM@reddit

That sucker is sick!

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Busterlimes@reddit

Thats how you make the CVT have maximum life

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911insc@reddit

The one thing that would stop me from buying one. I can overlook everything else if it could actually perform. There’s no way a Nissan CVT would work or last with those tires. Imagine taking it into its intended landscape.😩

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supaagreen@reddit

Best get the manual, then.

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EviIPiII@reddit

I can see this going sideways fairly easily

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BOSS-3000@reddit

Do the headlights still look like a bad facelift where the headlights are on the hood and the fog lights are where the headlights should be?

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adevaleev@reddit

Hammond is seething rn

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Spiritual_Speech600@reddit

My mother in law has one awd auto and I keep telling her to sell me that shit for this same exact purpose

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Turbulent-Flight7625@reddit

Now that is an outstanding vehicle! 👍

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Nintendo1964@reddit

You don't know the meaning of the word diabolical. Just don't use words you don't know the meaning of, it's okay.

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Olsi_Skiwee@reddit (OP)

Im assuming 1964 is your birth year so I’ll give you a pass for not understanding the lingo old timer 👍

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Nintendo1964@reddit

I guess I am an old timer if you don't know what a Nintendo 64 is.

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Dobalina_Wont_Quit@reddit

Hey Google: When was the N64 released?

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ego_wrote@reddit

I think a lot of crossovers would look better like this

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benhereford@reddit

They should've just made them stock like this. The stock ones are a genuine travesty of a vehicle, makes an Aztec look like a Lamborghini

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armyof100clowns@reddit

Rad AF!

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WarlockGuard@reddit

Biblically accurate nissan juke

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NofriendZReject_@reddit

Sorry, but this car will never be cool. Even if this looks cool. It's not

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r3volved@reddit

I had a Juke… the potential is there but everything is half-assed so it’s ends up out of reach financially. Apparently voted one of the ugliest but thats what make the best battlecars. Feels like a little dune buggy that can’t handle bumps and has no real power.

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