HOLY SHIT this person gets it…I’ve always said if I were to come into a bunch of money I’d buy a bunch of land and several Jukes then lift them up for me and my friends to screw around with-maybe a motocross type track or something as well. This is badass!
I will defend the frogmachine with my entire soul. People hate crossovers because they all look the same, Nissan served this weirdo and people hated it and we got the soporific (and 60-less horsepower) Kicks as a replacement.
They're like 2 designers got into a sarcastic argument.
"It's gonna look like a running shoe, like all crossovers, but SHORT. Like a size 4!"
"OK, we're gonna put the lights HERE, on TOP of the fenders, like an old Beetle! But those aren't the HEADLIGHTS, Oh, NO, the HEADLIGHTS will be big, round things down HERE!"
"GOOD! We'll market it as a family vehicle, but we'll put the rear door handles up HERE, where kids can't reach 'em!"
The one thing that would stop me from buying one. I can overlook everything else if it could actually perform. There’s no way a Nissan CVT would work or last with those tires. Imagine taking it into its intended landscape.😩
I had a Juke… the potential is there but everything is half-assed so it’s ends up out of reach financially. Apparently voted one of the ugliest but thats what make the best battlecars. Feels like a little dune buggy that can’t handle bumps and has no real power.
Not sure what engine yours had but mine has a shocking amount of juice. Keep it in AWD and the stock turbo pulls pretty hard. Its obviously not a Chevelle or Supra but its no slug either
This is great because it’s exactly what the body kit makes you expect to see when you follow its contours. I just saw one yesterday and said to myself that thing was to sit wide and tall on some 32’s or 35’s
reverberation31@reddit
HOLY SHIT this person gets it…I’ve always said if I were to come into a bunch of money I’d buy a bunch of land and several Jukes then lift them up for me and my friends to screw around with-maybe a motocross type track or something as well. This is badass!
gasmandelivers@reddit
Shouldn’t that say joke?
asbpsb@reddit
Is this in Jax?
Olsi_Skiwee@reddit (OP)
Yeah
BrilliantMonochrome2@reddit
Yes.
Striking-Okra-4296@reddit
How did u get 122 likes with a yes?
BrilliantMonochrome2@reddit
I have no clue.
The award is even more confusing
Tropical_Fruitz@reddit
this should not work at all but somehow it does, looks like a mini rally raid truck
Shermgerm666@reddit
Yes.
Striking-Okra-4296@reddit
Nissan Jiant
nxwtypx@reddit
I will defend the frogmachine with my entire soul. People hate crossovers because they all look the same, Nissan served this weirdo and people hated it and we got the soporific (and 60-less horsepower) Kicks as a replacement.
Jef_Wheaton@reddit
They're like 2 designers got into a sarcastic argument.
"It's gonna look like a running shoe, like all crossovers, but SHORT. Like a size 4!"
"OK, we're gonna put the lights HERE, on TOP of the fenders, like an old Beetle! But those aren't the HEADLIGHTS, Oh, NO, the HEADLIGHTS will be big, round things down HERE!"
"GOOD! We'll market it as a family vehicle, but we'll put the rear door handles up HERE, where kids can't reach 'em!"
"FINE!"
"FINE!"
Mustafa_GG_@reddit
"AND WE WILL MAKE SURE KIDS SUFFOCATE IN THE BACK"
"EXCELLENT JOB YOU KNOW BALL"
armyof100clowns@reddit
Right there with you, brother. I feel the same about the Isuzu VehiCROSS.
911insc@reddit
For some reason, I would love to own a VehiCROSS!
Psychological-Bee702@reddit
I miss my Juke!
Shooter-__-McGavin@reddit
I would never buy one, but I've always thought they had an unorthodox cool to their appearance.
Unfortunately they seem to be the Nickleback of cars, hard to admit you actually like 'em.
CreepyCrawlerRC@reddit
Its completely fucked...and I love it.
ZerotheWanderer@reddit
I know where you're at, the same person also has a lifted Kia soul and is working on a Ford flex as well
LegThePeg@reddit
Nice, I love the Flex
Olsi_Skiwee@reddit (OP)
Really? I mean that’s cool and everything but why lol?
ZerotheWanderer@reddit
Why not?
https://x.com/i/status/2026021111914250544
Shermgerm666@reddit
Fuck yesssssssss. So sick !
9MileSkid@reddit
In an apartment complex, too 🤪
HeadOfMax@reddit
Because it's cool is a valid reason.
Dootimus@reddit
I am local to this awesome car too. Here is a side profile pic of it
ehalepagneaux@reddit
This is the only cool Nissan.
clappedoutCANAM@reddit
That sucker is sick!
Busterlimes@reddit
Thats how you make the CVT have maximum life
911insc@reddit
The one thing that would stop me from buying one. I can overlook everything else if it could actually perform. There’s no way a Nissan CVT would work or last with those tires. Imagine taking it into its intended landscape.😩
supaagreen@reddit
Best get the manual, then.
EviIPiII@reddit
I can see this going sideways fairly easily
BOSS-3000@reddit
Do the headlights still look like a bad facelift where the headlights are on the hood and the fog lights are where the headlights should be?
adevaleev@reddit
Hammond is seething rn
Spiritual_Speech600@reddit
My mother in law has one awd auto and I keep telling her to sell me that shit for this same exact purpose
Turbulent-Flight7625@reddit
Now that is an outstanding vehicle! 👍
Nintendo1964@reddit
You don't know the meaning of the word diabolical. Just don't use words you don't know the meaning of, it's okay.
Olsi_Skiwee@reddit (OP)
Im assuming 1964 is your birth year so I’ll give you a pass for not understanding the lingo old timer 👍
Nintendo1964@reddit
I guess I am an old timer if you don't know what a Nintendo 64 is.
Dobalina_Wont_Quit@reddit
Hey Google: When was the N64 released?
ego_wrote@reddit
I think a lot of crossovers would look better like this
benhereford@reddit
They should've just made them stock like this. The stock ones are a genuine travesty of a vehicle, makes an Aztec look like a Lamborghini
armyof100clowns@reddit
Rad AF!
WarlockGuard@reddit
Biblically accurate nissan juke
NofriendZReject_@reddit
Sorry, but this car will never be cool. Even if this looks cool. It's not
r3volved@reddit
I had a Juke… the potential is there but everything is half-assed so it’s ends up out of reach financially. Apparently voted one of the ugliest but thats what make the best battlecars. Feels like a little dune buggy that can’t handle bumps and has no real power.
The_Deadlight@reddit
Not sure what engine yours had but mine has a shocking amount of juice. Keep it in AWD and the stock turbo pulls pretty hard. Its obviously not a Chevelle or Supra but its no slug either
Jonkinch@reddit
Remember the Juke R?
Liquorice-P@reddit
Fuck yeah
tehminioven@reddit
I hate Nissans but this is acceptable
Abs73@reddit
At last a badass Juke!
Bartender9719@reddit
Coolest Juke I’ve seen
alexaschwanden@reddit
Offroading joke, I mean juke.
Rookie-Crookie@reddit
An attempt of creating something remotely decent of a car out of juke
iredditfrommytill@reddit
TBF, it's what the Juke is selling but couldn't deliver. Looks pretty sick.
unlucky6999@reddit
Ugliest cars on the road...but this one..might just be the coolest.
SleepLabs@reddit
Hell yeah.
Efficient_Memory5209@reddit
This is great because it’s exactly what the body kit makes you expect to see when you follow its contours. I just saw one yesterday and said to myself that thing was to sit wide and tall on some 32’s or 35’s
RexHaxival@reddit
That's actually cool as hell
Nimble_Natu177@reddit
At least this Micra is more tasteful