Jeff don’t wear regular shoes

Posted by Subwoolfer@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 63 comments

https://youtu.be/w4DtpEOpT8A

NOFX song ‘Jeff Wears Birkenstocks’

Makes me think of both Jeff’s (The Dude, and Jeff Bridges)…from California, to the shirt, to the jelly sandles, and his confusion, I think it ties together nicely.

Lyrics:

Don't want to chill, don't want to sit Don't want to hear no chippy shit Don't tell me I've closed my mind Don't want to groove don't want to dig Don't want to spend the day naked Don't like my music country fried

He's got a tye dyed Rancid shirt Wears his Birkenstocks to work Is he a jerk? No! Just confused Jeff don't wear regular shoes

Fat Mike I gotta let you know It's not the tunes, it's their live show And all the people you get to meet Plenty of good vibes and decent drugs Stinky people give you hugs Walk around in your bare feet

He's got a tye dyed Rancid shirt Wears his Birkenstocks to work Is he a jerk? No! Just confused Jeff don't wear regular shoes Jeff don't wear regular shoes

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BartStarrPaperboy@reddit

Sometimes, there’s a man…

Separate_Artichoke98@reddit

He fits right in there

sloshuaa@reddit

Oh man! I have this exact car and color. 65 Buick skylark. It got a little dinged up, but not too bad.

What about the tape deck? And the Creedence?

funkmatician2014@reddit

For a second I had this confused with the corvette.

RCDNThrowaway@reddit

Separate incidents… Both available in metallic mint green.

Chernobwontfallout@reddit

Take the ringer. I'll drive.

You didn’t think I was rolling outta here naked!?

Soulless--Plague@reddit

The ringer cannot look empty Dude

smalleyman@reddit

I am the target demographic for this crossover 😂

Electronic_Alarm1756@reddit

I think the dude would also appreciate Thank God it’s Monday Is this a…. what day is this?

AdopeyIllustrator@reddit

I’ve actually met Jeff at Epitaph that this song is about. And he was totally wearing berkenstocks. And he was also wearing a quilted blanket over his shoulders and drinking tea. I couldn’t get the song out of my head.

ProjectManageMint@reddit

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NonCreditableHuman@reddit

Is he a jerk?

dhcp138@reddit

same here lol. I have wanted to get my friend Jeff a tie-dyed rancid shirt for a while

ddiknosaj@reddit

I’m snot to got myself a tie died rancid shirt

You and me both brother nofx meets Lebowski is peak me

Innsmouthdeepone@reddit

Lol, I do enjoy a good NOFX duder crossover

Underdogs_dog@reddit

Managed to tie two of my favorites together, NOFX and TBL….well done.

Subwoolfer@reddit (OP)

The Dude abides

kinkyslc1@reddit

I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that.

RedPhule@reddit

Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners..

Burquetap@reddit

Obviously, you’re o golfer…

clint_eldorado@reddit

So long and thanks for all the rugs.

strongsilenttypos@reddit

Stuck in the Thai-stick hole ….

burst-and-decay@reddit

This one wins.

Far out man

Stalwart_Penguin@reddit

Dude’s car got a little dinged up!

thejoylessheart@reddit

Aw, man, lodged where?!

An Abutment

It was parked in a handicap spot, perhaps they towed it

Don't wanna chill, don't wanna sit Don't wanna hear no hippy shit

Or what have you

Notchersfireroad@reddit

Got a tye dyed Rancid shirt, wears his Birkenstocks to work, is he a jerk? No, just confused. Jeff don't wear regular shoes.

901Soccer@reddit

What in God's holy name are you blathering about?

bertrum666@reddit

Shooooo ooooooo ooooooo ooooooos

MickeyTettleton@reddit

Makes me think of Tony Hawk pro skater 2

You don’t go out looking for a job dressed like that, do ya? On a weekday?

Aggravating_Bat3618@reddit

Is this a…what day is this?

Subject-Relevant@reddit

They finally did it. They killed his car

Karn_Evil_Noin@reddit

Got the whole Birkenstock thing goin’.

dant90@reddit

My very active mom is bed ridden for a few weeks and she asked me for a movie suggestion. I recommended this beaver film. She texted me the next day “the dude wore jelly sandals”.

Your mom is rad.