Make it slow

Surely it should be his other crush on the cover, y'know the one he actually jammed with and then nearly killed by ordering her into a plasma tornado.

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DerSnackpapst@reddit

Picard‘s law is like Picard‘s love: hard and fast.

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aburple@reddit

![gif](giphy|12dA9Gei6U4in6)

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CyberNinja23@reddit

*Picard lights Bevs mood candles*

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Unit_79@reddit

Um… pretty sure one of those isn’t a mood candle.

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HokuVamp@reddit

![gif](giphy|QgixZj4y3TwnS)

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MisterTomServo@reddit

I'm holding out for the "Songs 4 Worship" compilation! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bcwTvdMGrI&list=RD5bcwTvdMGrI&start_radio=1

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Master_K_Genius_Pi@reddit

There’s no lyrics, the flute playing is just that *nasty.*

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AbbreviationsNo4089@reddit

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dufflebag7@reddit

Set adrift with the timeless classic of Tubular Bells. Or take a trip into the unknown with Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.

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chitzk0i@reddit

I can hear the narrator from the tubular bells commercial.

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jack_begin@reddit

For those who haven’t yet enjoyed the Pure Moods (US) TV commercial: https://youtu.be/mi6mv0jzvhw

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DrTenochtitlan@reddit

You'll find this album next to Kitaro and Yanni in the New Age section.

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Bierdaddy@reddit

My high school years mashup I didn’t know existed.

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Johnsendall@reddit

https://i.redd.it/ice91zo2rzqg1.gif Me watching this commercial in 1992.

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SasquatchWasShaved@reddit

![gif](giphy|cDJq5MNA7GE6c)

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quigongingerbreadman@reddit

He's like the Pied Piped, but for vaginas.

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Snipexx51@reddit

Honestly I just found out that they were actually banging in RL too. I can never see picard the same way. Little playboy banging girls that could be his daughters

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9CaptainRaymondHolt9@reddit

Featuring ![gif](giphy|LhJHwhK5bxoFMDGFqt)

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thedudeadapts@reddit

Make sure to play it in the fourth intersect of Jefferies Tube 25

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![gif](giphy|UWzyJVlt59kZyF90YC)

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Level_Fig_166@reddit

Including the top ten hit "It's Been A Schlong Road"

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ImmediateSmile754@reddit

The Trek you never knew you needed...until now

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Boetheus@reddit

I heard Vash is pretty good on the skin flute

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tommytraddles@reddit

Yeah but she'll give you a severe vash, and you'll end up in sickbay.

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BigMrTea@reddit

Shields up, weapons online. Not equipped with shields? Well then, buckle up!

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wizardrous@reddit

Computer: me, Captain Picard, hot.

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