What do you still do that's "analog"?

I don’t know what it is about me, but I destroy analog watches. I much prefer them, but literally every analog watch I’ve ever had goes belly up within a year. I’m not even hard on them. I don’t go banging them around or mistreat them, and they don’t even break. They just stop working one day (or start randomly losing time) for no discernible reason. I’ve even taken a couple of nicer ones to be repaired and they always say the same thing “There’s nothing wrong with it from what I can tell, besides that it just doesn’t work.” I wore my wife’s old semi-broken Fitbit watch (pulse reader didn’t work, which was a bonus in my book because I’m not letting *”The Man”* read my biometrics so I even taped over the sensor) for years and it was fine, but proper analog? Dead within a year.