Leftovers for breakfast. Does this redeem me after my last post on here?
Posted by roysustang@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 67 comments
Chips with five spice. Mango, avocado, and green bean salad with lime juice, fish sauce, and thai chilli.
AliveTranslator4271@reddit
i think it's delicious, but what the fuck is that on the left?
RayRay__56@reddit
Nothing in this picture is in a color that looks right
OMGCamCole@reddit
Mango & Green Beans gonna make me Fckin vomit
Worshipthekitty@reddit
Not a single one of these ingredients is compatible with the other lol idk how you stomached this
roysustang@reddit (OP)
Okay i’ve gotta ask how nothing is compatible? I accept the judgement hahaha but mango, lime, and chilli?
Worshipthekitty@reddit
I suppose mango and avocado is close to salsa? How did it taste lol...
roysustang@reddit (OP)
Honestly really good! It was obviously nicer fresh and would have been better with coriander, but the strong flavours of lime chilli and fish sauce went really well with the fruit and vegetables
UniqueSaucer@reddit
It’s the weird looking chips, mango, green beans combo. My brain says those don’t go together
OGBRedditThrowaway@reddit
The chips looks like pretty normal soggy leftover chips.
lofatiger@reddit
Sounds yummy to me!
OriginalMultiple@reddit
The fuck is that?
GrunchWeefer@reddit
"Just having my normal breakfast of rib bones, don't mind me."
roysustang@reddit (OP)
the thing is i WISH it was rib bones because that would mean that in the recent past i’d eaten ribs. tbf the chips being actually edible as opposed to bones is a plus
GrunchWeefer@reddit
Oh god, those are chips?
WhatAcheHunt@reddit
Which side of the pond are these chips from 😭
GrunchWeefer@reddit
If they're called "chips" I have to imagine the Eastern side
l8rt8rz@reddit
I thought they were mushroom stems
nucl3ar0ne@reddit
roysustang@reddit (OP)
yeah it is kind of indefensible to be honest
ArtJunkie628@reddit
That one is front, bottom middle, looks like a mans finger
FormingTheVoid@reddit
No, but I like your username.
roysustang@reddit (OP)
thank you! i made it when i was into fullmetal alchemist (still am) and among us (less so)
LesserShambler@reddit
Where?
roysustang@reddit (OP)
I’m in the UK :) I forgot about the chips/fries/crisps divide hahaha
YoungHeartOldSoul@reddit
Please tell me these were reheated in the microwave and this is not actually the first time they were cooked
roysustang@reddit (OP)
they were cold. i made the tactical error of storing them with salad which i couldn’t reheat (warm salad is too far). i promise they were crispy when they actually were cooked!!
YoungHeartOldSoul@reddit
The only things that I know about you are
Regular (enough) poster on r/shittyfoodporn
And
Mentally capable of storing fries with salad
And those don't feel unrelated.
gorthead@reddit
That is not the issue here lol
GrimmLo@reddit
The chips look like dried out barely-fried mushroom stems.
jujujuice92@reddit
I thought they were rib bones at first
Shitport318@reddit
I thought it was surf clams
roysustang@reddit (OP)
yeah the photo doesn’t really help. they tasted good though!!
lentilsenthusiast@reddit
I was totally convinced that was some kind of ultra processed poultry.Yikes
Fishstixxx16@reddit
Nah we know wtf chips are in the US, we eat fish and chips as well. WTF are you doing? Are you eating alien food? Are you in Area 51?
Due_Yesterday_2850@reddit
Am in the UK too and they ain't no chips there rib bones 🤣🤣
LesserShambler@reddit
So am I. Where’s the chips?
shannibearstar@reddit
Chips really took me out. They look like sad mushrooms.
Run-bike-hike-chick@reddit
Came here to say exactly this
Palanki96@reddit
I thought they were really cool mushrooms
Never saw potatoes that pale
Apart-Second3571@reddit
Your chips look like raw mushrooms, fresh from the earth
JellyKelp77@reddit
Really really thought those were mushrooms or something, took forever to see they were fries/chips
No-Set-4518@reddit
What even are these
shakewhaturmomgaveu@reddit
Those are chips/French fries? They look like used filters from cigarettes that were left out in the rain.
ProfessionalSAHM@reddit
☠️☠️☠️
Cosmonaut_Cockswing@reddit
Mushroom stems, pineapple and green beans.
jjb0rdell0@reddit
Are those spare rib bones?
catchup4thegoodtimes@reddit
OP said chips
Azure-Cyan@reddit
OP needs to work on those chips. They're pale and flaccid, like a sea cucumber on its last squirt.
jjb0rdell0@reddit
OP says one thing, my eyes see a different thing
catchup4thegoodtimes@reddit
that’s fair, I do see the leftover bones of what could have been spareribs though
roysustang@reddit (OP)
i wish
throwaway27689364849@reddit
I think it looks pretty good lol
Strange-Rutabaga3616@reddit
Same lol
Various-Age-5792@reddit
You are insane
Honestbabe2021@reddit
I thought they were poorly cooked mushroom stems.
xvsanx@reddit
same but yes classic poorly cooked chicken instead
(OP straight to jail)
Odd_Awareness1444@reddit
Ugggh
squishybloo@reddit
I thought those were mushroom stems at first 💀
Various-Age-5792@reddit
Are these clam necks, you know the neck they piss out of. If they are they are tough as old rope. And a wee bit disgusting
stinkbugsinfest@reddit
Okay this is one of the times I’d say nope
Neddy29@reddit
No it does not!
ScroochDown@reddit
What in the actual fuck.
DarthDoobz@reddit
Your chips look like jerkied Tyson chicken strips
WafflesMurdered@reddit
Shrooms and cucumbers?
assboiman@reddit
No.
totesgonnasmashit@reddit
No it does not
wookiex84@reddit
You weren’t the character Casper in Kids were you? I’m guessing you like mad flavor.