Has anyone here had to defend themselves from a animal? Here's my experience.
Posted by pirivalfang@reddit | Firearms | View on Reddit | 181 comments
Pretty much every story I've ever heard from others about experiences like this have either been hearsay, (ie: "this one time my uncle") told by known liars, or otherwise similarly embellished.
As to the "why." The short and simple is that I'm curious. And as I spend an above average amount of time in areas where there are hogs, mountain lions, rabid dogs, etc. I might actually find the anecdotes from people saying "yeah I tried X and it didn't work for shit" useful.
From my own experience, I had to shoot a dog with my Mk23 once. When I lived in a pretty low income area, there was a lady across the street that had this massive rottweiler mix of some sort. I'm not super familiar with dog breeds but it was all black and looked like a rottweiler.
This girl is 5' flat and maybe 110lbs. This dog is an easy 100lbs and waist height to her.
Well, she's walking this dog, and had just opened her gate, and it sees me, goes apeshit, and this lady couldn't hold onto the leash. There was snow on the ground and she eats shit, and this thing is running across the street at me.
Cut to this thing just going at my leg. At the time I was a equipment mechanic, so I'm wearing carhartt bibs with jeans underneath and a hoodie. I'm not a huge dude, and I was pretty skinny back then and when it hit me I got put on my ass too.
I always carry my MK23 appendix, and it was just put into the waistband and regular leather belt of my jeans, So I wrigle my hand between my bibs and hoodie and grab my 3lb pimp cannon and smack this fucking dog in the head with it.
Nothing happens, it doesn't care. I do it again, this time with a little more ass behind my swing. All the while this lady had just been yelling this dogs name. She switched to screaming at ME telling me to stop when I hit the dog.
After three more mallywharps the dog now has my fkn foot and has poked a hole through my boot. The only thing I'm thinking at this point is if I don't put this dog down or otherwise make it fuck off, it could be my neck or face next.
So, I shot the dog. That's pretty much it. I got to listen to her scream about me killing her dog, then I have to call the cops, explain this, then talk to cops with ringing ears. Not fun. I don't think I've ever felt such annoyance at a human being before or since.
I had a huge ass bruise on my shin just below my knee, and was pretty sore for a while afterwards.
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