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Anon isnt unemployed anymore

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Anon isnt unemployed anymore

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PhantomCruze@reddit

I feel like this is only the mindset of a bozo freeloading bum who had a loving family Coming fomr a toxic, abusive family and getting my own freedom and palce to myself was so liberating and I don't ever look back
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Krazdone@reddit

Life is what you make of it man. That was me for 5 years, i played my vidya and got bomb ass mexican food and margaritas every Thursday. 5 years later i met my girl and lifes pretty much the same except we rotate food joints and I now l have 20 houseplants.
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extreme_cuddling@reddit

millenial manchild reflects on his great life of spending the majority of his free time staring at pixels on a screen and stuffing his face with goyslop
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matijoss@reddit

Based
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JPowTheDayTrader@reddit

Fake and gay Nah jk, good for you, bro
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Lazarous86@reddit

Wait till you have a kid. You have at night when everyone sleeps. You drink lots because you're too tired to bother. Money goes to the kid now and you mostly eat at home. When you do go out, you eat at 5 places now because the kid doesn't like most of them. The houseplants are mostly dead now except for the ones you've elected to keep alive. 
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LarsVG18@reddit

So just dont get a kid, problem solved
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Altruistic-Local-541@reddit

he forgot to mention the part where now life has meaning and he experienced love like never before
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kobriks@reddit

The meaning of life is vomiting when changing a diaper
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VengineerGER@reddit

You get used to it after a while especially when you work in healthcare and have to deal with bodily fluids on a daily basis already.
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I_Am_Sharticus_@reddit

There's always someone out there with shit stinking worse than anything you've ever encountered but that person is never a baby so they'll definitely be fine.
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Lazarous86@reddit

I did. My daughter is my favorite person in the whole world. I also fucked up a bunch of words in that because I was so tired. 
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ChoiceFudge3662@reddit

You just want to be miserable don’t you.
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airfryerfuntime@reddit

That's why we're not having a kid. My fiancée and I travel a lot, and plan to keep doing that for as long as physically possible.
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proud_traveler@reddit

I love guys who say "Wait till you have a kid its terrible for x y and z reasons" I'm like bet chief, already knew all that, vasectomy booked for next week
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Nadiadain@reddit

Sounds like you don’t want kids which is fine but there’s a lot to it than that.
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dr_strange-love@reddit

I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour But Heaven knows, I'm miserable now I was looking for a job and then I found a job And Heaven knows, I'm miserable now In my life, why do I give valuable time To people who don't care if I live or die?
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Weazlebee@reddit

I've seen this happen in other people's lives AND NOW IT'S HAPPENING IN MINE 😭
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SpookusIguanus@reddit

Anon doesn't realize he doesn't have to wear clothes in his own house
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wordjedi@reddit

We're overdue for a four or even three day work week as the norm for a "full-time job" Think about it, somebody picked that number. Why isn't a full-time job seven days a week? Numbers were picked
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8hAheWMxqz@reddit

I used to live alone for few years and thought it's quite miserable, until I married. Then I can surely say, it was best part of my life. Living alone and private bathroom is best you can have in terms of living conditions.
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rigorcorvus@reddit

I’ve lived alone for 10 years and I think I’d have an extremely difficult time if that changed
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outland_king@reddit

You need that second dedicated pooping bathroom, truly a game changer
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liberalhellhole@reddit

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence...
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bigshammy@reddit

The trick is two bathrooms in my expectations.
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Malvastor@reddit

One day a week, call some friends over to hang out. Or go out and do something with them. Or go somewhere and eat out, even on your own. Add whatever to your routine that breaks the cycle enough that you're not in a constant work/eat/sleep pattern.
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BrokenToyShop@reddit

Living alone can be amazing. If you are able to sit in your own company, living alone allows you so much more freedom than any other arrangement.
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Stargost_@reddit

Anon needs to find some hobby beyond jacking off.
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outland_king@reddit

 does step 1 on the list of adult things.  Doesn't proceed to step 2.  Complains that life is terrible. Many such cases.
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Lazarous86@reddit

Get a cat
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spookymemeformat@reddit

Three cats*
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Squawnk@reddit

Best part about coming home https://preview.redd.it/p5n02m9uh7pg1.jpeg?width=832&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5c2c373dba9f8a4883be911777ea907bf83c7e0
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canadian_bacon02@reddit

I wish I had a job
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canadian_bacon02@reddit

I wish I had a job
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I_Am_Sharticus_@reddit

I really like living on my own. It's incredibly peaceful to have my quiet little own routine.
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DickManning@reddit

Mfs will get no degree or a worthless degree and then wonder why they’re living paycheck to paycheck
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NsaLeader@reddit

>wait till you get home to an empty place every night That’s why you get a dog
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chillanous@reddit

It doesn’t have to be that way. For me it does, I got kids, I gotta wage slave until they don’t need me anymore (which if I do my job right I’ll be helping them until I’m too old and sick to be useful). I’m not complaining, I wouldn’t trade them. But with love comes obligation, and I won’t fail them. But if you don’t have kids yet? Sure, work, get money as needed. But don’t be afraid to be poor, have roommates, slum around and explore. Nothing is stopping you from living life in whatever weird way you enjoy. Rent is expensive? Cram six dudes in an apartment and only be there to sleep. Get creative. And if it doesn’t pan out just wage slave again until your next idea
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Daysleeper1234@reddit

There is nothing better than coming to an empty home after a day of hard work.
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Jumper2002@reddit

If being an eternal wagelsave is so bad, just go live in the woods or something
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RelevantBee7856@reddit

Boo hoo you can self actualize.
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thr33beggars@reddit

We are all slaves in society - sad clown man
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240psam@reddit

I can afford to buy all this shit but I'm too tired to use it
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Accurate_College_864@reddit

well then make the place not empty. instead of being the neet you become the wagecuck and you get to have your very own neet sons. the neet to wagecuck pipeline
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