What is a bag of wank?

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PolarLocalCallingSvc@reddit

I had a mate when I was a teenager and he used to wank onto a sock. It was rock solid normally but he'd crunch it up a bit before having a wank then cum into it again. I guess you could call that a bag of wank. Also, did you know white socks can turn yellow in about 3 months of wanking?

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alltorque1982@reddit

'A mate'

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Comfortable_Bat_137@reddit

Foot fetish cum rag 😳, I used to see a girl who kept a cum rag she would clean up after with. I can only imagine what it felt like to touch

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Snarlvlad@reddit

A load of shit

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Xaavuza@reddit

A pile of fuck

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dw_80@reddit

A heap of piss

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alltorque1982@reddit

A stack of crap

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Geezer-McGeezer@reddit

A bag of cunt

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brockett_trotter@reddit

Current labour front bench.

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Least-Entrepreneur23@reddit

It's how you transport your pile of wank from one place to another

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Lopsided-Camel1114@reddit

Utter shite!!..or bag full of cum.

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Confudled_Contractor@reddit

You, ya big bag of wank!

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Rich_27-@reddit

Tron Aries

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TheRadishBros@reddit

Winter Wonderland

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Sad-Garage-2642@reddit

Sounds like the crap Russell Howard comes out with. See also Cockwomble, Wankpuffin etc.

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DoctorWhofan789eywim@reddit

I prefer Malcolm Tucker's version to Ben Swain in the Thick of It: "I told you to stand up ya sack of fucking cum".

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PaleConference406@reddit

This is one of those fraught questions about the British class system. For the lower classes, a bag of wank is a Sports Direct bag, for the middle classes a Sainsbury's Bag for Life, for the upper classes the housekeeper brings you a Fortnum & Mason one.

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Sandman1812@reddit

When you spend ages working on something and then realise you made a mistake several steps ago and have to start all over again. This is a bag of wank.

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Royal-Sock-IV@reddit

Same as a bag of shite mate, it's just an expression. A more literal sense would be someone's used sock under their bed but that's what I'd classify as more of a cum rag. All the best.

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Soft-Reference-3197@reddit

A bag full of oasis albums?

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Aggravating-Web-3050@reddit

Sunshhhhyyyinnnneeeee

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Classic_Mammoth_9379@reddit

If a bag of shit is a bag of excrement. A bag of wank is a bag of sexcrement.

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FlamboyantSalami@reddit

You climb in a bin bag an masterbate viciously

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Itsbehindyoudude@reddit

Nah thats a wank sack.

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PaleConference406@reddit

With an autoerotic asphyxiation twist.

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hmmhowaboutthisone@reddit

Brother doesn't know his wank bags from his wank sacks 🫵🏼😂

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Arnoave@reddit

It's like a pile of bollocks

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Mediocre-Opinion@reddit

Everyone is talking about beating off in bags, maybe it's a bit more figurative. It's when you've laid off for a week or two and are walking around with a pair of space hoppers stuffed down your trousers. When you finally decide to treat yourself, you lower your boxers and gasp as you behold your mighty bag of wank.

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Villan_1981@reddit

Bit like soggy biscuit, who TF wants to have it!

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Help_1987@reddit

Arsenal ? 🤷‍♂️

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bigphazell@reddit

Christmas markets

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Djinjja-Ninja@reddit

I mean would you want a bag that someone's wanked into?

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Lucky_Maximum_5714@reddit

When you save up all you’re wanks and put them in a bag.

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Voodoopulse@reddit

Wank in a bag

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Adorable-Mention8512@reddit

Means, no good, rubbish, useless and so on 😂😂

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dw_80@reddit

alltorque1982@reddit

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