My girlfriends favorite: Blowtorched slim Jim dipped in soy sauce,glass of milk and a cigarette ._.
Posted by skateforsatan556@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 1481 comments
And yes the room smells (I’m scared)
AliveTranslator4271@reddit
dude, know, she's perfect, appreciate her
AliveTranslator4271@reddit
wow, I like the ashtray, i think you should have been suspicious when you saw it
Any-Whole-6748@reddit
Does she have a sister you could fix me up with?
Queensnobles@reddit
Something the Spy from Team Fortress 2 would have for a meal
Sufficient-Berry-827@reddit
Your gf: "You know what sounds great? Cancer."
Organic_Ganache4541@reddit
Cigarettes and acrylamides. It's like cancer wants to get her... though I hope it never does...
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Mmmmmmh yummy.
CranberryMajestic506@reddit
Cancer 3 ways, with a glass of milk.
Organic_Ganache4541@reddit
She is definitely getting her acrylamides in.... no bueno.
SpriteSnkaeu@reddit
i aspire to be her one day
Majestic_Parsley9156@reddit
I quit eating beef, I quit dairy, and today I quit cigarettes. But, I don’t know… if I sat down on an Elven Tree Quest rug and had me a breakfast of Beef Stick Brûlée , I might want a cigarette and a glass of milk (with a fair amount of Irish Whiskey in it) to be in the moment . Because there is intrigue here. LOL
TheGreatDissapointer@reddit
How much meth does she smoke/blood does she drink? I’m casting a wide net here. This is abnormal.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
No meth thankfully but I understand why you’d think that blood on the other hand tho a lot
ComfortableDear2205@reddit
Smoking is so disgusting. I can't imagine choosing to date a smoker in 2025. Gross.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Sooo then don’t? 💀also it’s 2026 weenie cope
ComfortableDear2205@reddit
I don't have to cope, because you are the one stuck with her lmfao.
Being a "weenie" or not has nothing to do with smoking - are you in middle school? What has more to do with smoking is IQ. Triple digit - no smoking, double digit - thinks it is cool. I guess we know which one you are.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
“Stuck with” is insane It really isn’t that serious lol IQ has nothing to do with any of what’s going on here💀 don’t let someone with a “lower IQ” than you make you this upset I forgive you. <3
ComfortableDear2205@reddit
You are trying too hard to be clever.
I'm not upset. You are the one who keeps replying with silly insults.
Smoking is disgusting and a sign of low IQ and immaturity. And that's OK. You guys will grow up and mature as you get older.
Best of luck. I'm sure your GF smells great.
No-Bid7970@reddit
How many sixth graders did u have to consult to concoct this string of messages
ComfortableDear2205@reddit
You are trying too hard to be clever.
What's funny is that you literally can't stop replying.
TheTree_Bee@reddit
I think that’s a different guy
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
That’s why you had to comment about it in another sub but for sure bro for someone who has “spread love not hate” as the tagline of there profile you sure do it a lot I’m sure you’ll mature too as you get older :) best of luck to you
ComfortableDear2205@reddit
It is funny how much of an effect I'm having on you.
Seems my comment hit a sore spot for you. Maybe deep down you. know that smoking is disgusting and an idiotic thing to do. But you can't say anything as you are afraid to offend your girlfriend, who clearly wears the pants in your relationship.
Have fun with the smelly breath, yellow teeth, leathery skin, stinky clothes, etc. Smoking makes you both look so mature and cool!!!!! Lmfao.
MageCorporation@reddit
Is your girlfriend single?
mnmsaregood3@reddit
There’s no chance
HPTM2008@reddit
Alright, but how much weed?
Extension-Lab-6963@reddit
Yo your girlfriend’s getting cancer(s).
WhiskeyHotdog_2@reddit
Your blood? Someone else’s? Animal?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
We love animals never them only when she beats me /s
Elfephant@reddit
I’d be concerned about the safety of the food cooked this way.
TheAplem@reddit
I'll send you some garlic, silver dust, and a nice pointy stake.
What you do after that is up to you... thrall.
_WeSellBlankets_@reddit
THC concentrates though...
huzeyodaddy@reddit
Speaking of the other hand... it may be just the photo but it looks like he thumb, and maybe fingers, are REALLY long...?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
She’s got dainty princess hands fs it’s just the photo haha
huzeyodaddy@reddit
Haha good answer 👌
Advanced-Meaning44@reddit
Not until now🤣
A_Bran_Muffin@reddit
weed for sure
briarwz@reddit
wide enough net
TheGreatDissapointer@reddit
Extremely interesting
thefunkylama@reddit
N7TheLegend@reddit
Fallout raider behavior
ATXoxoxo@reddit
Hopefully the meth and cigarettes would cause mouth cancer so you could avoid tasting it.
KlooShanko@reddit
Probably THC dabs in today’s market
plantsandnature@reddit
She doesn’t drink blood 🩸 silly, she drinks milk 🥛
CarpenterOk2779@reddit
That's methd up.
DawnyBrat@reddit
What has this world come to?
Mayhem-Toez-64@reddit
TheShredder9@reddit
Is your girlfriend a trucker?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Used to work at a truck stop actually 💀
kinkyslc1@reddit
Particular-Pen-745@reddit
Lot lizard!
CanadasManyMeese@reddit
Lmaoooo it took me a sec, but now i cant stop laughing 😅
Dark_Marmot@reddit
Yo, this immediately got me. lol
Bahtachi@reddit
Lot Lizard?
Totally_Random0000@reddit
What exactly was her position working there ?
Several_Magician1541@reddit
Eiffel tower
trufflebuffalo@reddit
Every which way
New_B7@reddit
Supine.
Several_Magician1541@reddit
I bet she did
wax369@reddit
As a trucker this is some extremely trucker type behavior lmao
TheShredder9@reddit
Lmaooo she picked up an eating habit from the truckers for sure!
PiccoloAwkward465@reddit
Nothing hits like a good old flame grilled Jimbo.
nooby_goober@reddit
I prefer my truck-stop flamed Jim spit roasted
Odd-Swan-5711@reddit
Deep fried for me
PiccoloAwkward465@reddit
The last time I got spit roasted was at a Flying J truck stop in Missouri. A cherished memory, those boys split me open like a coconut.
howboutacanofwine@reddit
Lmao classic
mydearwatson616@reddit
Just how the truckers used to like OP's girlfriend.
Filled_w_Beez_710@reddit
This and three rails of speed you’re good for a week
MobilePalpitation702@reddit
I'm sorry. Is this actually a thing, and not a joke?
DeputyDipshit619@reddit
I prefer Dr. Pepper jack links tbh.
Ok-Kitchen8607@reddit
Got her habits of eating hot meat tubes from truckers.......
Biscotti-Own@reddit
Must've been pretty serious if she stuck around for breakfast!
Fruitloops_z@reddit
Used to drive for 12 hours a day. You learn real fast that slim Jim’s and beef jerky are your friends
Holdeezferme@reddit
“Work”
RepublicNo5394@reddit
Teestow21@reddit
Second name Lizard?
Mestizo3@reddit
lot lizard?
OreoSpamBurger@reddit
Hey, hey, this is OP's fucking crazy GF you are talking baout here!
Bl1ndMous3@reddit
would this be the wrong time/place for a "I too choose.." ?
sleepytipi@reddit
atlninja@reddit
Truck stop prostitute
serasvictoriaz@reddit
this smells misogynistic
4Ever2Thee@reddit
Well, it’s a colloquial term for a truck stop prostitute so….maybe? I don’t think it exclusively pertains to female truck stop prostitutes, but it is a female dominant field
scootunit@reddit
On the other hand now I'm wondering what a torched slim Jim smells like.
sentient_coprolite@reddit
Lol phrasing op
SendTittyPicsQuick@reddit
You got the lizard to go home with ya ? My man
FlakyAd2402@reddit
The counter or the lot? ☠️☠️
MySubtitlesWereSick@reddit
As a 🦎?
tahxirez@reddit
In the parking lot?
Lopsided-Novel-685@reddit
Former/current lot lizard for sure
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
She hates men except for me 🗣️
RainAether@reddit
Bless your heart
SpaceCadetPullUp@reddit
So she's a lot lizard.
pissedinthegarret@reddit
that explains everything, she's perfectly normal then
Lostinthestarscape@reddit
"Perfectly normal" is a very different bar if we're including truck stops.
HoochieDaddy420@reddit
I BET SHE DID
Dapper_Permission713@reddit
Russian Trucker
Ok-Shelter-35@reddit
Lot lizard
BackdoorKingpin@reddit
I was about to say, no but she’s had quite a few slim Jim’s at the truck stop 😂
skeletons_asshole@reddit
Hey! Trucker here, I’m offended you think we are all like this. Some of us have some dignity.
I for one burn my slim jim with the cigarette lighter. No point wasting money on a blowtorch when you already have the lighter.
biggoodvibe73@reddit
Now I understand why my brother eats only blueberries and milk. I forgot he was a trucker. Lol
XBL_Tough@reddit
What in the meth is going on
WanderingBSN@reddit
She's a keeper.
orblooper@reddit
What's the blurred out stuff? Please were curious 🤔
deanjiro@reddit
Is your gf 3 raccoons in a trench coat?
whitecallalillies@reddit
she’s cancer maxxing
Rhodgahr@reddit
Other than the milk that’s a solid choice imo. Butane roasted slimmies are an old favorite of mine. I usually just use a lighter, but I get the little ones. I deep fried one of the Randy Savage once and it turned out pretty good. Should have used peanut oil though I think.
EastWillingness6219@reddit
I love the ashtray
MiserableLet4748@reddit
Hopefully thats butane and not propane
reeeeeeeeeki@reddit
My dad says butane's a bastard gas
randomiguessx@reddit
Who the fuck smokes inside? That’s filth.
Lucky-Smell2757@reddit
Everyone wants a feral wifey until she shows you a little bit of herself lol
Whatever801@reddit
How does one discover this recipe?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
She just looked at me and said “tell em imagination” she’s one of the best cooks I know too so idk what to think
SelfishlyIntrigued@reddit
It's kinda funny, most people who can cook well, or are even professionals... We eat some of the trashiest food ever sometimes.
I adore food and will spend 3 hours cooking a day for my wife and cooking is my love language.
But tbh? Even though I know I can make better food in 10 minutes, kraft dinner and hotdogs or fried bologna sandwich slaps so fucking harddddddddddddddddddd. I am going to make one now in fact. Holy shit i need it and i have 6 kobe in the freezer and they sound like trash right now I need my fried bologna I need my fried bologna I need my fried bologna I need my fried bologna I need my fried bologna I need my fried bologna I need my fried bologna I need my fried bologna I need my fried bologna I need my fried bologna I need my fried bologna .
A_little_more_left@reddit
My fiance is an amazing cook. One of his most favorite "foods" in the world? Deviled ham.
SelfishlyIntrigued@reddit
Y'know, food is really important to us and shares some of our best memories. The type of food cravings we get, even though a lot tend to be struggle meals, they were what kept us going, put food in our bellies as kids etc. You don't outgrow moms cooking, whether moms cooking was an elaborate meal or kraft dinner and hotdogs. They are nostalgic and become comforting.
Growing up a fried bologna sandwich was seen as a treat for me and it was a good day when you got one and it kept you full and tasted good.
demroidsbeitchn@reddit
Oh yeah. With charred edges. If I can wait without grabbing it out of the pan with a paper towel, I'll slap it on some crappy toasted white bread.
Whatever801@reddit
Gas station noir. Soy sauce is too thin though. What about a honey, soy sauce, gochujang glaze?
hovdeisfunny@reddit
I find brown sugar usually works better with gochujang
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Noted :p
Comfortable_Ebb1634@reddit
Chef here, you’re really gonna want to make some sort of glaze. If you’re going Japanese I would use some shoyu, mirin, rice wine vinegar, brown sugar, chili crisp, a pinch of salt and white pepper, then use a cornstarch slurry to thicken. Will stick to the slim Jim better and taste insanely delicious.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
I will try this
Comfortable_Ebb1634@reddit
Just Google a random recipe for like “Japanese soy glaze” if you need measurements.
loveslightblue@reddit
I love the idea of having the time and energy to make a while glaze and then blowtorching a Slim Jim.
LordNelson781@reddit
Wouldn’t you need to heat the glaze after adding the slurry to let the cornstarch do its thing? Another use for the blowtorch
Comfortable_Ebb1634@reddit
Absolutely
hikeit233@reddit
Maple Syrup, trust me.
Whatever801@reddit
Good call
tencrazygear@reddit
For real though, gochujang bacon would be amazing
Possible_Top4855@reddit
You should try some nice 4 year aged soy sauces. Those are noticeably thicker
FreeClientID1337@reddit
Since lighter cooking your slim jim is pretty common crackhead practice. We can probably throw imagination out the window. The answer is drugs kid.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Weed is good fr
DesignerCorner3322@reddit
Good cooks generally wont cook anything resembling normal food unless they're sharing the meal, or making it for someone else.
I also eat like a garbage disposal and I'm a good cook, I'm just single right now so I don't really care. I'll melt a plate of cheese in the microwave and have an energy drink and call it a day.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Absolutely phenomenal I love cheese plates and redbulls
turquoise_amethyst@reddit
She cooks at a restaurant or at home?
-full-control-@reddit
Or in a lab…
ilike2muchstuff@reddit
Follow up question: If restaurant, is it Michelin?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
At home but I wouldn’t doubt she could be in a restaurant she has her own recipes (besides this one) that are fantastic
vexillifer@reddit
Give us your favourite two
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Chop 4 cloves of garlic and a whole onion cooked till browned, marinate mushrooms in soy sauce and A1 and add it into the pot also add tomato paste cook till mushrooms are soft and remove from pot cook ground beef in remaining juices (or any meat) add chopped tomatoes and pinto beans and cook till tender mix all together with beef broth,1/4th stick of butter season with tumeric,cumin,garlic salt,pepper “slap ya mama” seasoning,crab boil pepper extract and Cholula (season throughout she doesn’t really have a method just goes for it) let boil and add spinach leaves (optional but recommended cooked shell pasta) Pair with rice and buttered toasted bread We call it “the soup”
DesignerCorner3322@reddit
Sounds good. I just wont put rice AND pasta AND have bread in the same meal. Feels excessive. Having it over rice or with pasta sounds delightful though.
yestermorrowposting@reddit
For some reason the rest of the ingredients make sense to me but you lose me at putting pasta and rice in the same soup then eating it with toast
OreoSpamBurger@reddit
If you are poor (or just frugal), any leftover carbs can be used to bulk out a soup. I don't see why you shouldn't mix them.
I swear I am not mental like OP's girlfriend or anything.
yestermorrowposting@reddit
Sure they can, or they can be saved for their own cheap meal if the meal already has like 4 carbs in it. Source: am poor and frugal.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Correction *put it over rice without the pasta or just the pasta and toast as in Italian loaf like thicker bread
yestermorrowposting@reddit
That makes more sense
beamshots@reddit
Make and post this. We need a cooking video.
Oh and uh… Blink twice if you need extraction from your holding cell.
Whatever801@reddit
Sometimes the Michelin tire shop sells hot pockets
Oldamog@reddit
Fuck all the haters. That girl is a keeper. And it actually sounds halfway good. Just tell her that the Maillard effect transforms the sugars into complex flavors. And the soy sauce adds umami. It's charred preserved meat with umami seasoning. I'd suggest using a miso paste to thicken the soy sauce
Source: fellow chef here
scootunit@reddit
I'm thinking just a little dollop of that green horseradish sauce you get with sushi on the side.
GuavaOne8646@reddit
I was thinking the same, she's a keeper.
mi_ni_sm@reddit
I second this suggestion. As well as the initial statement...
AlphonseLoeher@reddit
Some people on this site literally drink piss so idk how much "the best cook I know" matters here
BrookieCookiesReveng@reddit
Is part of the answer "we're into dabs" ? 🤣
FewLawfulness8782@reddit
The answer is drugs
eatingismyvirtue@reddit
i feel like knowing she’s a cook makes this make sense
MarvelCardboard@reddit
If you dont mind please ask her to stop imagining for the sake of the rest of us
urine-economics@reddit
Not from a jedi...
mnmsaregood3@reddit
Smoking crack
MrMetalfreak94@reddit
In China they actually torch their sheets of jerky, this might be the poor mans version?
idk012@reddit
I roasted stick of Chinese sausage over the stove top before.
serotonin_xxIII@reddit
I'm assuming prison?
mooon_woman@reddit
my autistic brother does this … so autism? lmao
Houdini_Shuffle@reddit
"Flame broiled" grilled good and that good stir fry where they sing the food while tossing it around.
urethra93@reddit
Meth
BurmeciaWillSurvive@reddit
It's just a teriyaki stick, but served with milk
JuJu081316@reddit
My thoughts exactly.
Killing4MotherAgain@reddit
.... Let her know we'd love her over at r/girldinnercirclejerk 🤭
immyfaye@reddit
Is snacking on all this after she takes a seeing stars dab hit or something bc dafuq. 😅
Daemonsblaze0315@reddit
Meth. You forgot the meth
bluevine8@reddit
How many tattoos?
K1ng_Arthur_IV@reddit
Do I smell incense?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
She always has one burning how are you guys so good at this 💀💀💀
bunnbunnfu@reddit
The same way we know she always made sure to drop into Earth Bound Trading Company, Spencer's, and Hot Topic whenever she made it into a mall (even though everything was too expensive). Also safe to assume Tim Burton directed a good number of her fav movies as a teen.
RelentlessFelacio@reddit
Wow all my ex's for real ... Spooky
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
So spot on fr
K1ng_Arthur_IV@reddit
That gaudy-ass rug was my clue
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
I love that rug she hates it
dujbdioheogkordgj@reddit
I like it
ButteredPizza69420@reddit
Does she have a dab rig too
K1ng_Arthur_IV@reddit
Lmao I have the same rug
Fantastic-Art-544@reddit
Do I smell incense?
TheAplem@reddit
He always has one burning how are you guys so good at this 💀💀💀
Feeling_Inside_1020@reddit
No that’s toast call 911
"The bond's Name. James Name" Pleased to... what? "Bond Name's the james" Are you alright? "Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"
Trick_Second1657@reddit
Really tied the room together
dishwasher_mayhem@reddit
I worked as a manager for Spencer's Gifts. Ya'll bought the store out.
detrans-rights@reddit
Mmm patchouli
DesperateAdvantage76@reddit
Incense is terrible for your lungs, it's similar to second-hand smoke in harm to your health.
sidsmum@reddit
Wait, cereal?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
And we do both :p womp
Grape-Snapple@reddit
dawg if it is patchouli or nag champa i know this person and their kin and they’re a fucking menace
obvs i don’t actually know ur gf but the amount of people like this ive dated i can bet her parent is super chill and your friends with them but they’re also pretty fucked up and an alcoholic
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
I’m impressed fr 😂
Grape-Snapple@reddit
welcome to life outside the mental hospital motherfuckerrrrr ❤️
SirCharlieTraplin@reddit
The tree-of-life rug and voodoo doll ashtray are easy tells. Burning incense just completes the trifecta.
Naive-Offer8868@reddit
only to cover up the thick layer of oxidized nicotine goo and stale smoke covering every square milimeter of their place and every single item in it.
Seriously, I got some watches from a friend of my Dads that passed away almost a decade ago and they STILL smell violently of old cigarette smoke and are sticky with nicotine resin.
HowToNotMakeMoney@reddit
It’s not nicotine, it’s tar.
sambadaemon@reddit
It's weird, my dad was a chain smoker while I was growing up, but I'm always shocked at people smoking indoors now.
Naive-Offer8868@reddit
i smoked weed constantly in my house throughout college because 'weed smoke doesnt leave smells like cigarette smoke'... boy was i wrong lmfaooo
sambadaemon@reddit
Ha. There's a shade-tree mechanic shop on my way home from work that I can smell the weed from the road at 60 mph.
Naive-Offer8868@reddit
it was less of the stanky 'weed' 'bud' smell and more of the stale lingering tar smell that forms from combusting the weed (smokin it). and its one of those things you NEVER smell until you stop smoking or leave town for a few weeks. yay for nose-blindness and college ignorance hahaha. I just vape my weed nowadays so i dont smell like an old ashtray
thekidubullied@reddit
I used to have a boss whose computer got fried because so many layers of that sticky nicotine residue lined the motherboard that it overheated.
Naive-Offer8868@reddit
mmmmmmmm yummy, nicotine goo thermal coolant!
SlipAndAutumn@reddit
Jimcense?
craigslammer@reddit
Incest spelled wrong
RFC793@reddit
She uses Slim Jims on skewers as incense too.
Cerebro_Podrido@reddit
I know "grew up poor" when I see it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Soultrain71@reddit
That's what a hobo lives off of when he's a stowaway on a train car
arc-raiderericthered@reddit
What type of evil is this Ricky Bobby
djnekdkdmdjdn@reddit
Goddess. Respectfully
ConstantinePillow1@reddit
Switch the milk for coffee and you got yourself a mechanic’s favourite breakfast.
Slim Jim, cigarettes, and a coffee.
A_little_more_left@reddit
UpdateMe! When you ask her to marry you! We all want you two to have a (happy) fairytale life!
SteveZissouniverse@reddit
Is this before or after using the torch to smoke meth?
OMGcusitsRODNEY@reddit
Who is this woman! And why am I so hot right now!
International_Lake28@reddit
Is it dipped in soy sauce then blow torched or blow torched then dipped in soy sauce?
Scoops__Lapue@reddit
And now I must excuse myself to go throw up
r0yg0esinsan3_@reddit
Jrnation8988@reddit
Mmmmmmmmm all the cancer
rackemwilliesspit@reddit
I just love how much love you're showing for her in these comments 🥹
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
She’s my everything fr I mean how couldn’t I
rackemwilliesspit@reddit
No_Move_9453@reddit
i'd throw that in a safety demo, but ew.
MustardSpaghetti@reddit
For lunch we have something like a blowtorched slim Jim dipped in soy sauce, a glass of milllk and a cigarette
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Read it in a German accent too haha
ashlpea@reddit
Okay I’m a new fan. A few questions, if I may:
Does she just dip it once? I don’t see the sauce and I just feel like she would need to dip in between each torching.
What did you scribble out of the pic?? A stack of books? A pile of something you think looks messy? Or is it scandalous? I’m intrigued.
I’m so in love with your love for her and everything that makes her unique. It’s very comforting to see that kind of proud, out loud love. What’s your favorite thing about her and her favorite thing about you?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
It’s either she’s dipping it before each burn or “marinated” as she calls it haha whichever she prefers at the moment I scribbled it out cause it looked messy it was just a bunch of books and and random shit I didn’t want to distract from the burning of the meat stick 😂 And our favorite thing about eachother is that we are the exact same person and we’re so authentically ourselves when we’re together. We literally do everything together constantly. our favorite shows are the same favorite music,art,foods,sounds,games, life values/morals etc. it’s super refreshing to have met her because it’s not a relationship you have to “put up with” it’s a relationship that I enjoy waking up to everyday I’ve been treated so terribly in the past for being myself or the way I dress or talk just random picky stuff. and for her to love me for me i absolutely love her for herself. There’s no secrets or stuff we’d have to hide in fear of being judged or looked at differently. She is my best friend :)
IndependenceDecent47@reddit
wtf you mean gf? Marry her
SeaAd7942@reddit
Hmh. Does she dip the cigarette in the milk or the soy sauce?
ShopUCW@reddit
Op's girlfriend is Large Marge.
VicariousOne1199@reddit
Does your girlfriend also partake in methamphetamine?
Ok-Explorer6920@reddit
She’s gonna be around for a long time
BanalCausality@reddit
is everything okay at home?
Electrical_Season358@reddit
This is some fallout shit
Permagamer@reddit
You got two turntables and a microphone?
DemeaRisen@reddit
Don't ever cross her
AverageNetEnjoyer@reddit
Miserable-Election25@reddit
Dude fuck yeah
No-Ad1522@reddit
Isn't that a Benzene torch?
DeadGamerSociety@reddit
I can smell this picture.
Reasonable_Cap_8026@reddit
Damn. She seems cool. Don't let this one go, bruh.
wickedwoobie328@reddit
She yearns for the sodium.
Starkogi@reddit
When she has a CDL, but also needs to cleanse you with sage before you watch Ariete with her cat.
UrBoySkinnyPeen@reddit
This chick for sure does butt stuff
ascarymoviereview@reddit
She’s a keeper.
extrawater_@reddit
Me after a hard day of dogsledding across alaska
AndrewNembhardsHoe@reddit
This is what I imagine 1945 Lauren Bacall consumed on a daily basis
Honest_Bullfrog5458@reddit
New fetisch unlocked
jonnygreenjeans@reddit
I’m sure the place smells delectable
Old-Huckleberry-2956@reddit
What an interesting critter
QueezyF@reddit
This is like some shit my crackhead uncle Jimmy would do
BR33D760@reddit
Is crackhead uncle Jimmy slim?
dbvulcan@reddit
Slimothy James
T-Eggman02@reddit
I laughed way to hard and long at this
AcceptableEducator67@reddit
slimmy jim
indianabobbyknight@reddit
Jimmy Slimmy
TheAplem@reddit
Jimmy Slim sounds more like a crack kingpin name.
"You come onto JIMMY SLIMS GROUND, AND THINK YOU CAN MAKE DEMANDS?"
And that's when his boy Jack Link comes in and womps his ass with a salami.
BR33D760@reddit
Then the new guy on the block Tommy Chomps came in and wiped em all out. That’s how the beef ended.
bingokongen@reddit
Snatch 2 script just leaked, i see?
justhp@reddit
Have you ever seen a fat crackhead?
BR33D760@reddit
I have actually. Chris Farley being one that comes to mind. He prolly had this same meal regularly tbh
LordFarquads_3rd_nip@reddit
Of course he’s slim he smokes crack
BR33D760@reddit
I’ve seen some fat crackheads before. Those are the real ones. 🤣
WhiskeyHotdog_2@reddit
New band name just dropped
OreoSpamBurger@reddit
Doesn't sound like he's fixin many sandwiches.
BigdawgBigguap@reddit
How's Jimmy doing these days
QueezyF@reddit
Going through renal failure.
BigdawgBigguap@reddit
Classic Jimmy
Prudent-Access5507@reddit
AHAAHHAHAHAHAHA
brittttpop@reddit
This made me scream omg
AyYoBigBro@reddit
That wasn't a slim jim he was holding under the torch
CockatooMullet@reddit
Until he burned down his house that one night, right?
rachelmikaela@reddit
I want to be her best friend
Xaidoria@reddit
When she dies, she will be remembered for being very Chinese.
rene0526@reddit
Mmmmmmmm butane
Special_Friendship20@reddit
Milk with slim Jim. Yuk
amorousgirl@reddit
She’ll either die young or live to be 105 lol
the_black_sails@reddit
Doubling up on that carbon <3
lllyyyynnn@reddit
this looks like speedrunning cancer
flyguy41222@reddit
How do you discover that this is how you prefer it
indigrow@reddit
Say you take fat dabs without saying u take fat dabs
Isadomon@reddit
I would consider breaking up cause what the fuck. Also smoking inside? Man
TheCocaLightDude@reddit
Cornerstone of every nutritious breakfast
Flat-Face7503@reddit
Or a meth pipe
randomboreddad69@reddit
BLINK TWICE, if you need Help.
bullokio@reddit
So she’s ill 🤒
ikeatings@reddit
What a woman
Even-Cheesecake-8506@reddit
That’s her imprint from an old bf, ur cooked breh
Maddenman501@reddit
20 years from now
laying in bed
blow torch clicks on bedside
"Tammy its been 20 years can I please sleep in one day without being woken uo to your copd and slim jims"
DipsGuy@reddit
The thought of the smell of that burning in the car is mortifying
haikusbot@reddit
The thought of the smell
Of that burning in the car
Is mortifying
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Due_Part3574@reddit
Truly horrible
Icy_Bad2154@reddit
Did OP post this after a meth binge?
bretonlegacy@reddit
Girl dinner
Nothemaincharacterr@reddit
God , I love her
Rough_Apricot_9580@reddit
Neighbours from hell that will burn down the whole house some day.
ToWitToWow@reddit
You might be dating a carny.
Slight_Departure1904@reddit
That’s some wild shit
Knifey___Spoony@reddit
Wtf
Dapper-Control-108@reddit
Goth diet
rblashak@reddit
Nah she just don’t know any better and you like the bar being that low. Weak
L1L-B1T@reddit
✨girl dinner✨
FileSilly@reddit
you know what? yeah.
PatternNo4266@reddit
I genuinely think this would taste good 😌
fdbxloc@reddit
*Hell yeah!
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
I tried it cause yall made me curious honestly can’t front it’s not the worst thing I’ve tried
Averagesmoker42@reddit
Only issue I see is you said girlfriend… get the ring now.
Buskbr@reddit
What a cultured redneck, middle eastern preserved meat, asian sauce, south american tobacco and european dairy
assetrecoverycashier@reddit
Her pussy must be really nasty tbh. People that smoke cigarettes have the nastiest foulest smelling junk.
manwhoateeverything@reddit
She fucks for sure.
PantsMunch202@reddit
All of that sounds pretty good tbh except the milk. Might have to try a crispy slim jim myself. Did she smash it or cut it open before torching?
Odd-Masterpiece7304@reddit
She's not wrong, any kind of beef stick heated up is better.
Grumblyguide107@reddit
You know what? Fuck yeah
_flavoracid@reddit
I can smell that carpet. Smells like every apartment of every freshman and sophomore I knew who lived off campus during my college years. I'm old.
Informal_Chard1890@reddit
So salted meat stick dipped in fermented soy bean salt sauce? + cigarettes? How's her breath? Phuck, how's her blood pressure??
Neruwi@reddit
Carcinogenic
Embayel@reddit
She’s a psycho
Consistent-Tone6271@reddit
We listen and we don’t judge
sabre-bree@reddit
she’s a keeper
willjameswaltz@reddit
principled code I cannot decipher, she's likely a keeper. also a good chance she knows the names of different types of incense
NikoPikoNii@reddit
And the Korn pajama pants. She’s a keeper for sure
Free_Creme5320@reddit
Real classy lady
starlightsynthesizer@reddit
Ahahahahahahaha this is awesome
Number1severancefan@reddit
What’s the story on that bad ass ash tray?
OkAccident9994@reddit
I read that 3 times and googled what a slim jim is.
At first my brain said that your gf accidentially burned Eminem, drinks milk with soy sauce and whatever a Jim is, and for some reason cigarette ash in her food.
justforfthisthreadd@reddit
Yeah we know her pH is def not right
Potential_Narwhal981@reddit
Has she tried Satay Toast? (Crunchy peanut butter and worstechire sauce, let the battle of pronunciations begin!)
Puzzleheaded_Love699@reddit
That is a sick ashtray
THEDONBUFFLES@reddit
Weaponized shits is wild bro. One minute youre just chillin. Next minute your getting ww3 premonitions from jims biological IED.
Puzzleheaded_Big5976@reddit
She's a keeper if she also has a little plow experience
youngsteeze@reddit
I can’t imagine the pain of the coming out the other end, good luck to your gf she’s a trooper
everything_must_end3@reddit
She has the soul of a 82yr old man who lived loves his wartime childhood snack
llDS2ll@reddit
And the colon of one too probably. This is photographic evidence of that article that hit the top of r/all yesterday about the leading cause of death in under 50s in America.
Turbulent_Goat_7793@reddit
this is how i find out they removed r/all from mobile
BooBeeAttack@reddit
Yeah, they gave us mobile folks "popular" Now we can't even sort that based on time of popularity.
Sure they will somehow paywall that somehow. Afraid to give them ideas.
ComfortableBitter792@reddit
Facts..like what is this deadlink lol
pyreon@reddit
Wtf
Turbulent_Goat_7793@reddit
right
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
She’s so whimsical it’s fantastic
FreeClientID1337@reddit
She is "not like other girls" she comes up really disgusting prison "recipes" how whimsical.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Dont hate on the game man try the soup i suggested in one of these comments promise it’ll change your life
FreeClientID1337@reddit
Change my life, by giving me colon cancer.
OreoSpamBurger@reddit
Riiiiiiggggghhhhtttt....
serasvictoriaz@reddit
oh shush this lady is full of whimsy stop being a hater
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
SEE EXACTLY
Cosmo_Cloudy@reddit
Tell her I like the Korn pajamas
AccomplishedIgit@reddit
Are you actually letting her smoke inside the house?
WistopherWalken@reddit
He better
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Does it look like I have a choice? She’d make me that slim Jim it’s only when she’s eating one tho so :p
GreenGorilla8232@reddit
One man's trashy is another man's whimsical
anormalname63@reddit
I can only imagine what your sex life is like.
BEKLAZ@reddit
Lost me at milk. Got me back at cigarette.
Djentleman5000@reddit
Hope she ain’t preggers
Mindless_War9657@reddit
Speedrunning carcinogens 😭
Solid_Vacation_2891@reddit
thats quite the combo
kill_your_god@reddit
Cainjake@reddit
Why can’t people smoke outside
Next-Drink8593@reddit
She’s fancy
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
5 star chef
skeletons_asshole@reddit
Wouldn’t surprise me. I’ve known a few chefs who come home and pound the most horrifying foods one can imagine… usually before slipping into some sort of half-coma half-existential-dread kind of sleep.
Next-Drink8593@reddit
Thanks for ruining my dreams tonight, dude.
Next-Drink8593@reddit
You know… I joke around, but it’s like I’m reading about myself. Down to the chipped black nail polish. And there is nothing wrong with burned processed meat sticks.It makes me feel like im burning off some of the “process” that the FDA approved.
loveslightblue@reddit
Beemo-Noir@reddit
Girl Dinner
therealishone@reddit
This is some incarcerated activity right here
ChuffZNuff74@reddit
Sorry - please can someone explain? Your partner blow torched a piece of jerky? Then dipped it in soy?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Yes hit the cig after a bite and washed down with milk
ChuffZNuff74@reddit
Is that a popular snack combination?
tetasdemantequilla@reddit
Guys OP is exactly where he wants to be
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Damn right wife supremacy
NinjagoTurtle@reddit
hell yea!
NinjagoTurtle@reddit
this is nuts, it’s crack my me tf up hahahahah something i’d do while relapsing
Turtlesnoopers@reddit
Girlfriend speed running cancer
HeyitsSmile@reddit
Why does your girlfriend eat like a trucker 😭this ts truckers be eating out in the mr fuel parking lot
CapnChubs@reddit
This some chain smoking junky behaviour, no one with working taste buds would wanna chew on something so salty and burnt.
malgeetargirl@reddit
Girl dinner!
mnmsaregood3@reddit
Holy crackhead activities
Medical_Morning4022@reddit
This literally wins the entire subreddit for all time.
OkKnowledge2762@reddit
So much cancer
Soggy_Cracker@reddit
Ow that’s white trash
AggressivePack5307@reddit
This isn't food. It's self harm. Neglect. Abuse.
Outrageous_Chest9693@reddit
Is she ok
arminek88@reddit
Your should must smell like absolute shit
ValuableAd3808@reddit
This is pure unadulterated evil. Y’all got demons in that house
InternationalMall120@reddit
I have never been more baffled
mynamejefffvevo@reddit
not a cold spoon in that house
Flyrainbowcorn@reddit
I love whatever's wrong with her
SoupieLC@reddit
I wish I had a little hobo as a girlfriend, lol
GoodDisastrous782@reddit
Lmao uncle Jimmy def slays slim jims, crackhead energy on point.
HUSK1o1@reddit
She got a sister?
Nuuskapeikkonen@reddit
Everything about this image can be smelled with just the imagination. Crack is a helluva drug.
Far-Plum993@reddit
This combination is not known to cause cancer by the state of California
Typical_Nebula2682@reddit
You appear to have found a young witch
mikki1time@reddit
Daddy issues?
clumsysav@reddit
Ummm r u ok
Icy-Money-5787@reddit
Processed meats are bad but burning them/charring them releases free radicals WAY WORSE, this is literally begging for cancer
Responsible_Snow_684@reddit
What an interesting way to tell us you live in the south
borgofdirectors@reddit
Your dating something that is beyond us
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
I’d put a picture of her in my helmet if I ever went to war
happy_dad857@reddit
You’re in luck! You may get that opportunity very soon!
loveslightblue@reddit
I love your white trash romance so much.
butt-holg@reddit
Bro definitely has a big gross beard
loveslightblue@reddit
Bro is a wife guy and that's cute af
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
I LOVE MY SLIM JIM SHAWTY
loveslightblue@reddit
You're a prince 💖
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
I wish can’t grow anything more than goatee and a sick ass mustache Mexican genes I guess
TheAplem@reddit
Outlander? No thanks, I prefer Backlander.
HDThoreauaway@reddit
inside or facing the enemy?
HabitNegative3137@reddit
There truly is someone for everyone, and that’s kinda beautiful
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Almost as beautiful as her smoking hot woman with a crispy slim Jim addiction I couldn’t be happier
WhitestTrash1@reddit
BigWideBaker@reddit
Now that's a guy I haven't seen in a minute
kryonik@reddit
She's outside the ken of mortals.
Serenirenity@reddit
This gives the same vibe as cursed depression meals
Sea-Copy-8449@reddit
I like her
ElStizz@reddit
Your girlfriend is a badass
TonyIsMoney@reddit
I bet her pussy smells bad most of the time.
Melodic_Release_2633@reddit
can we at least take the blowtorch outside. house fire speedrun
Automatic_Moment_320@reddit
Never let her go
UsedWelcome5903@reddit
neversomeone@reddit
Is she okay? Are YOU?
MrBeerbelly@reddit
How much Invader Zim memorabilia does she still have from middle school
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
We have an invader zim poster on the door a hoodie,watch,belt,shirt and bracelets 💀
Batterypoweredbeans@reddit
r/girldinner might appreciate this i think
saturatedbloom@reddit
Them toots freaky
Bsheedy555@reddit
Does she by chance take red-hot dabs of questionable BHO off a quartz banger that is darker than volcanic rock?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Yes yes she does
Bsheedy555@reddit
She’s a keeper
FranticChill@reddit
What drugs does your girlfriend do?
flawinthedesign@reddit
That’s girl dinner if I ever heard of one.
AFartInAnEmptyRoom@reddit
I just know that's being cooked inside of a trailer
dripainting42@reddit
A nice glass of milk to wash down the mouth feel of a cigarette, and a smokey slim jim.
rjt2887@reddit
🤢🤮
CryoBanksy@reddit
You're gonna get sued by slim jim, bensonite and Philip morris on Monday then another later in the week when word teaches china.
Content_Study_1575@reddit
WHO HURT HER 😭
CryoBanksy@reddit
r/glitchinthematrix
That shit ain't right.
Dull_Wolverine4662@reddit
Legend
42ElectricSundaes@reddit
…don’t make her mad
lightworker87@reddit
That's different
pettyaioli@reddit
Why does this feel like a Total Recall snack
Tay1ormoon@reddit
Ok I’ve never tried the torching or the soy sauce BUT I love drinking chocolate milk with a slim Jim…it just works !
war_ner@reddit
I know that place smells like shit
thefunkylama@reddit
The glass of milk is egregious but I know a line cook when I smell one.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Close enough she worked at a truck stop for a long time
skeletons_asshole@reddit
After living at just about every truck stop in the country I can tell you with some confidence that if that’s the worst thing she does, she’s doing pretty well. If I had to work at a truck stop for any length I’d probably end up trying to eat cardboard and wearing a duck on my head.
ninetyninetoeternity@reddit
This actually explains so much
thefunkylama@reddit
Oh so she's twice as feral. I respect it.
strangeorbeforgotten@reddit
Ok this is legit cool
Either-Employment421@reddit
Why does she eat like a 12 year old boy in a southwest poverty stricken household. 😭
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Midwest poverty stricken household :p
skeletons_asshole@reddit
Don’t tell anyone but the biggest difference between the Midwest and the southwest is the size of our mosquitos. Other than that I think people would be surprised how similar our lives all are.
Pleasant-Doctor6594@reddit
Gotta get them Menards tanks!
loveslightblue@reddit
She eats like she grew up in a shed.
OreoSpamBurger@reddit
I am pretty sure this was a scene in "Gummo" (1997)
ilike2muchstuff@reddit
...girl dinner?
zub_dub22@reddit
How's her breath?
Historical-Fee-3588@reddit
This is not what they had in mind when they created the internet ..
Additional-Tax-5562@reddit
dude wow, what a combo
IllSituation7413@reddit
If/when you break it off with her, I cannot recommend with any higher emphasis; change your number and move.
Gordupachup@reddit
I bet it tastes like sour milk and coins, and when I say it, well…
Xyresic_Vibrissae@reddit
This is some voodoo shit
hausccat@reddit
I am just so sure you’re not supposed to do that but have nothing to back it up
DoctorNurse89@reddit
Sexiest trashiest thing ive seen all day
jake831@reddit
Of course the room smells, you're smoking cigs inside.
Icy_Curve_3542@reddit
You use the Slim Jim to sir the milk with and the blowtorch left of to light your cigarette. Obviously you haven't spent much time in stonerville
prawn69@reddit
Marry this woman immediately
Comfortable_Review59@reddit
Canc*r speed run. I hope your gf makes better choices. 🙏🏻
milkykazoo@reddit
Do I need glasses or did you say “blowtorched slim jim dipped in soy sauce”????
RUDEBUSH@reddit
This is unhinged.
fleshsingularity@reddit
I love her
Used-Opposite-8703@reddit
The heated slim jim though really is good, that little burn crunch it gets just adds another level of slim jim goodness
dominicanlinkz@reddit
ucamonster@reddit
Please what is the movie!?😭
big_red__man@reddit
Was she born in a pool of gasoline?
DJDanielCoolJ@reddit
I hope that’s butane
SilasAI6609@reddit
What in the meth is going on here?
GlummyGloom@reddit
What....the fuck...
arborcinnamomum@reddit
r/brandnewsentence
Robotpoop@reddit
everything about this makes me never want to come over for dinner.
The_Other_Lucifer@reddit
Tell her to get the green bottles used for camping, wider base makes it less likely to tip over!
Jim_Nills_Mustache@reddit
How tf do you even come to figure out you like this lol
janedoe5263@reddit
Pretty sure eating burnt food can cause cancer. I hope she doesn’t eat this all the time.
TheLichsField@reddit
I think she should probably be more worried about the ciggies lol
Going_Coconuts@reddit
Your girlfriend is on meth, my dude.
StockAd2937@reddit
I have never eaten jerky and thought, do you know what this needs… more salt
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
She drinks soy sauce too by the spoonful as a “treat” sodium deficiency
girlinthegoldenboots@reddit
Ohhhhh she has POTS? This snack makes perfect sense then!! (I also eat jerky for the salt haha)
OreoSpamBurger@reddit
This keeps getting worse the deeper in the comments I go.
Vinpenguin@reddit
Don't fumble her
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Absolutely I won’t (I’m buying a ring after this)
Dry_Turn_824@reddit
Ok, i was going to post "marry her" and just checked the thread to make sure it hadn't been said. But, marry her.
OdinNW@reddit
My first thought: marry this woman
NorthCoastJM@reddit
Im sorry but your gf has terrible taste in snacks.
Jrshaw_1@reddit
Hey look! A cheap Walmart coffee cup! I have four of the exact same one
splitmeasunder@reddit
FamousImprovement309@reddit
Don’t wanna yuck her yum, but EEEEEYUCK. Slim Jim’s and milk? 🤢
adamsoutofideas@reddit
The chipped black nail polish completes the profile of everything I need to know about this person
TheQueenAdwoa@reddit
Leave her
Professional_Golf310@reddit
Lol, I had a friend who used to burn his slim Jim's and marshmallows with a bic lighter till it turned charcoal black than eat it.
We always joked around that he was used to his mom's cooking growing up...He would say his mom didn't even know how to boil water, and I would feel bad but say, we could tell. 😆
mattimattlove111@reddit
I have questions.
Jealous-Ad1431@reddit
You're girl use to smoke meth?
813Jared@reddit
Are you aware of the podcast 'Are You Garbage?'. You should check it out.
ChristianK_22@reddit
Average coworker diet
Xogoth@reddit
Okay, but is it good?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Yes surprisingly
Xogoth@reddit
Alright, going on the list
sam_553@reddit
God forbid women do anything
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Exactly why I let my women do anything 🗣️ she’s fantastic
Astro_Cassette@reddit
Her coochie definitely sour
jumbie29@reddit
She should suck on that blowtorch. Probably healthier for her than the cigarettes
sistom@reddit
I see she has a love for the finer things
Prestigious-Dot-9340@reddit
r/girldinner
-Xiphon-@reddit
jibonto_laas@reddit
Pregnancy cravings? Congrats
Crackspyder762@reddit
I kinda want to try it more than criticize. Good for her for knowing what she likes enough to be oddly specific about it.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Do itttt
_flatscan@reddit
r/rawdawgcomics irl
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Never seen these thank you for that I love it
_flatscan@reddit
They're delightful
Tatsngunz@reddit
Y’all in Baltimore yah?
sueypigsui@reddit
I'm sorry you're dating my ex.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
I’m sorry she left you fr you missed out buddy 😂
sueypigsui@reddit
Oh, you're welcome. All that good stuff? I taught her that, and it isn't worth the batshit. Enjoy.
SueBeee@reddit
My kidneys just shut down reading this. Take a stick made of 60% sodium, 39% fat and 1% meat and dip it into soy sauce, which is 99.99999% salt?
OrdieBoomer@reddit
This gives off tweaker energy
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Autism/severe ADHD things
OrdieBoomer@reddit
Same thing, lol I was a tweaker and I am a little special most days
Zakumadness@reddit
lolwatsyk@reddit
mudokin@reddit
The cigarette and the cup of milk really ties it together.
Ghost_Venom_@reddit
Who just drinks milk?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Me and her
Regret-Select@reddit
the propane doesn't burn off all of the way and you're eating propane from a tank and burner like this
Butane is going to burn clean, burning to heat. Not making food taste gassy
MentalFissure@reddit
lmk when she’s single
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Get in line pal next turn is: never
MexicanAssLord69@reddit
Your girlfriend is an idiot for smoking cigarettes in 2026. Shame.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Ya mama 🗣️
ulnek@reddit
Is that the crackhead special?
SortovaGoldfish@reddit
I just wanna know what her body is in desperate, critical deficiency of that this is what it tells her to get it
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Sodium apparently she eats beer salt by the handful
SortovaGoldfish@reddit
However much water she drinks tell her she needs twice that at least
Legal_Laugh_3957@reddit
Idk she sounds hot. Where do I get one like her
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Moshpits is the place to be that’s where I found her
SonSuko@reddit
I’m getting a strong sense of the house she was raised in. Am I psychic?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Poverty stricken full American White House :p now we fight nazis and grill slim Jim’s she’s fantastic
SonSuko@reddit
I know those feels well.
Mulap@reddit
Eating that with Korn pajamas? Dude you hit the lottery
HandsomeMcGruder@reddit
Not interesting
sugmaideek@reddit
girldinner?
dredgeops@reddit
peak
DefiantAsparagus420@reddit
Sounds like a trucker that’s 39 weeks pregnant. Preeclampsia is scared of her.
antthatisverycool@reddit
She just like flambé sausage with a side of soy sauce
ConnectionHour7165@reddit
Holy sodium lol. And I love salt but that's next level
Intelligent-Glass262@reddit
psycho.
schreegan@reddit
she's a keeper! the soy sauce is class!
rando7818@reddit
She grew up in a trailer didn’t she? No shade I spent some time in one myself.
Local-Grocery2994@reddit
🤢
Krimreaper1@reddit
Slim Jim is a gateway drug
justsmilenow@reddit
Your girlfriend has some deficiencies and should probably eat more straight protein and a multivitamin.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
She donates blood and they always say she’s fine 😂😂
justsmilenow@reddit
All donated blood is treated (one of the things in that treatment is nutrients) after donation... Meaning they never tested for deficiencies... just illnesses.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Welp atleast she’s not ill 🗣️
justsmilenow@reddit
Dude, we're talking about a Flintstones gummy or two. Give her some candy with vitamins.
LordOfFudge@reddit
Is she a squatter?
Tough-Yoghurt-1919@reddit
Replace the soy sauce with queso and then ya got a snack!
Conscious_Battle_363@reddit
i remmeber when i was i kid i microwaved a slim jim and it was the worst smell iv encountered in my life
Naphaniegh@reddit
Taking it all in all somehow makes the milk of all things the most weird part. Like it's not good without the milk. Bizarre
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
It “calms the spicy down if needed”
Naphaniegh@reddit
Integral
Juan_Moe_Taco@reddit
Is it just me or does this low key have like r/accidentalrenaissance vibes? There's just so much going on in such a small space how am I not supposed to think that's art? Lol
chellestastics@reddit
We welcome her at r/GirlDinnerCircleJerk.
PenniGwynn@reddit
Lmfao I thought I was there for a second until I saw the comments
GinAndDumbBitchJuice@reddit
Let me guess, y'allternative?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
More punk than anything she does switch styles constantly tho hippy/gothic her style is as special as her
GinAndDumbBitchJuice@reddit
I'm just saying, she's got some redneck ingenuity in there as well. I'm a hellbilly myself, I respect it.
Winter-Classroom455@reddit
Tbh if you hit a slim Jim with a flame it actually slaps.
KittenIttle@reddit
r/girldinner
Raps4Reddit@reddit
Milk huh?
MrEphiStopheles@reddit
Ingenious
SnooBunnies156@reddit
Xiaxs@reddit
Yeah I smoke weed too
DesignerCorner3322@reddit
...that goes so fucking hard. Can I marry her?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Neverrr :33 appreciate the ask tho she’s super badass
DesignerCorner3322@reddit
Daaaaang. She got any similarly badass friends who are lesbians??
Kidding. You got yourself a cool lady, friend
Tyrrell603@reddit
Dude I’m stoned af right now and this post just made my brain do an instant full Error: 404
ElToroBlanco25@reddit
Flower, concentrate, or edibles?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Flower and rarely concentrates when we can flower is the way to go for both of us tho
ElToroBlanco25@reddit
That explains the cave man fired Slim Jim.
percolator30@reddit
this guy hits dabs^^
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
See you get it my torches aren’t for meth 🤘🏽
percolator30@reddit
i’m using one right now brother
Inveramsay@reddit
I can only assume she's a line cook
fossil746@reddit
Was she raised on an oil rig?
Rebecl@reddit
My girlfriend said she agreed with this heavily send help
Low-Individual2815@reddit
She sounds cool
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Coolest girl I’ve ever met
Low-Individual2815@reddit
Amen
Dwashelle@reddit
How does one even discover that they enjoy this combination?
Kitselena@reddit
This is the type of thing a fallout NPC talks about eating because real food doesn't exist anymore
HCPage@reddit
Would you like some Iguana bits?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
She’d survive for sure
dumbgothbi@reddit
Honestly me too girl. Matter of fact cook me one too please
presidentiallogin@reddit
You both may be entitled to financial compensation. Or just have an infatuation with the mesothelioma announcemer.
dumbgothbi@reddit
WV water is contaminated enough, a torched slim Jim ain’t gonna take me out that easy
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
We’re starting a restaurant at this point
dumbgothbi@reddit
If yall need a line cook hmu
TheMatterofTexas@reddit
She will live to be 125 years old
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Absolutely preserved
gordo613@reddit
I'd like a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Yes
SabineStrohem@reddit
phatfig@reddit
That’s a ride or die there. I recognize my fellow Midwest poverty women
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Damn right she’d kill anyone for me I love her
Total_Usual_84@reddit
I love that ashtray and, the snack sounds like a (possibly) fun start to the weekend.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
It’s good for sure haha we love it here
Grape-Snapple@reddit
does she use a lot of patchouli?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Nag champa is the go to here
Large_Mountains@reddit
Do you have an indoor blowtorch only for Slim Jims?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Yes
MuchDevelopment7084@reddit
Your girlfriend is strange, twisted, and unusual. Do you two have an open relationship? Asking for a friend. lol
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
She is strictly adamant about never sharing me or her which makes her so much hotter :3 all mine and she knows it
MuchDevelopment7084@reddit
Dammit. Now I'm jealous. Good for you. lol
TheViking1991@reddit
This is the most edgy snack I've ever seen.
What, and I cannot overstate this, the fuck?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Try it papa
BalmyBalmer@reddit
Why did I think blowtorch was the flavor?
Damn SlimJims and their cured meat technology.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Yess😂 she said the tobasco flavored ones are best for this but the Randy savage spicy are great
Cute_Flatworm8262@reddit
This photo tells 1,000 stories
dishwasher_mayhem@reddit
I grew up hunting squirrels for food and I'm pretty sure I'd prefer the squirrel over this. This is some psycho stuff.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Never had it is it good?
dishwasher_mayhem@reddit
No. It's absolutely terrible no matter how it's cooked.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Fair enough gonan have to try it 😂
bendecco08@reddit
Bet those farts are what keep you around tho.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Wouldn’t have it any other way
Debonaire_Death@reddit
I like dabs but I'm not going to dab my food
Patient_Process_3114@reddit
INSIDE the house too? Esta loca
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Slim Jim fumes and second hand smoke
adog231231@reddit
Honestly whatever makes you happy. Can you please ask her how she came upon lighting a slim jim on fire?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
“I was hungry and smoking dabs and had both in my hands and so I did it and it was good.”
adog231231@reddit
Thank you hahah
sambadaemon@reddit
Are you dating one of Marge Simpson's sisters?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Yes haha I alwyss say linda from bobs burgers with a smoking problem
Ok-Speech-2588@reddit
Sounds f*cking fantastic
zxxdeq@reddit
She's either fucking with you or a psychopath. Tread lightly either way.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Psychopath she’s fantastic
yungblockburna@reddit
I honestly want know what was step one in the process. My mind would be blown if lighting the cigarette was step one.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
It definitely was but it depends how hungry she is first as pictured she wanted the slim Jim before sparking this time
murderisntnice@reddit
r/justgalsbeingchicks
newyork2E@reddit
It sounds weird and she sounds awesome
Aggressive-Secret103@reddit
This person thrives on chaos, and it's almost commendable.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
She is my chaos we have fun together
OGvoodoogoddess@reddit
Oh I know where she got this from. It's the Wendy Williams special: https://youtu.be/K1ImRbl_Aws?si=TgQCdIDzuO1PynRv&t=394
Blooky_44@reddit
Glad I scrolled before making the same comment. This is the clip that plays in my mind whenever I think of or see a reference to Wendy Williams, lol.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
I am baffled that this is a thing anywhere else but here we’ve both never seen that clip before holy shit 💀
OGvoodoogoddess@reddit
Wow really? It's a thing apparently - your girlfriend added extra steps though
RuncibleFoon@reddit
This is something a psychopath would line up...
BrightFallsCoffee@reddit
Recipes to live to the ripe old age of 30
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Or 110
TheFooPilot@reddit
That diet sounds like some wicked breath and body odor.. yeesh. Milk and cigs is the grossest combo ever
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
She smells fantastic always that’s why I was suprised at the combo when we first met
thecryomancermn@reddit
By the way it’s not lit I’m assuming she just dips the cigarette in the milk and munches it like a cookie
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Yes haha I just had to capture the moment before she sparked it
dolphinitely@reddit
she sounds lovely
Kofi_Anonymous@reddit
There’s no way this isn’t also consumed with a plastic tumbler of vodka.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
She hates vodka unless it’s like an Smirnoff ice we both love beer tho mickeys is a top choice
Fit-Narwhal-3989@reddit
This whole scene is disgusting. Where’s the Cheez Wiz?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Noted getting a can today
Leading_Funny5802@reddit
Tell her a 53 year old white trash broad in an Arizona trailer park loves her!! ❤️❤️
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
She loves you haha 🤘🏽🗣️
interestIScoming@reddit
Adding extra cancer to a cancer stick while having a cancer stick.
jimothy_hell@reddit
I don’t see any soy sauce on the table- does the Jim go in the sauce before it gets the torch, like a marinade kind of thing, or is it a dipping side like au jus or what you would get with dumplings or sushi?
I need to know so I can try this
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Just out of shot fs it can be marinated
marzbeats@reddit
As if cigarettes weren't enough chemical absorption lets add butane to it lol
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Propane torch for grilled flavor
heckin_anxiety@reddit
Dabs and jokes are the reason I smoked out of a chicken tender. Since she’s not a crackhead I can only assume this was a high thought while glued to the couch with only these things surrounding her. Make do when you got the munchies. 😋
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Yes absolutely:3
Seeder15@reddit
She must be insanely hot or you must be insanely desperate. Coin flip really.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Insanely hot :3 I got super lucky
Varvat0s@reddit
Tell her to try a soy sauce glaze instead. It has more sugar so it'll caramelize better.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Oooh okey oky
Thu66@reddit
She’s probably insanely hot
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Absolutely
MeInSC40@reddit
It’s the glass of milk that makes it sociopathic.
Inconsistent-Timer@reddit
this looks like AuDHD lol
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
IT IS AHHA
Inconsistent-Timer@reddit
we’re an interesting combo! Haha
Death_is_trendy@reddit
Oddly specific combo...Wonder how she discovered this to be what she likes
Remote-Throat-3540@reddit
Girl dinner
EliteMoisture@reddit
Wifey material
Cyrano_Knows@reddit
I think the blowtorching the slimjim is brilliant.
Except I suspect there would be a fuel taste residue? But I get the idea behind it. For maybe, just cooking the slim jim over a different type of flame. Like a wooden match etc.
But maybe I'm wrong about the propane residue?
Hard to beat a glass of cold milk.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
It’s def the same as grilling tbh it doesn’t taste bad
weirdoldhobo1978@reddit
Look I know the word "unhinged" gets thrown around pretty casually these days, but...
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Youtube shorts in hand as well :w
weirdoldhobo1978@reddit
OP, I'm gonna ask you a question and I want a straight answer.
Does she wear Cookie Monster pajama pants?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
She’s wearing korn ones while eating it if that helps
adoxographyadlibitum@reddit
On a scale of 9 to 10 how chewed are the strings on her favorite hoodie?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Double points cause there aren’t any most times
head_face@reddit
Is that a Korn ash tray as well?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Not branded but she got it for that reason his name is tink
weirdoldhobo1978@reddit
Post a basketball emoji if you want one of us to come get you.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
She makes good soup I’m happy where I’m at
WinterSector8317@reddit
Classic Stockholm Syndrome
Next-Drink8593@reddit
Aaah hahah. YASS
puppysmilez@reddit
Beef Stockholm Syndrome, the most serious kind 😔
Wrong-Fella@reddit
Slim Jim Syndrome.
ElToroBlanco25@reddit
zerovampire311@reddit
What kind of soup? Freak on a Leek? Coming Undone-ion? Falling Away from Peas Soup? All Day I Dream About Soup? ~~My wife~~ I need to know more
karl-weezer@reddit
Freak on a Leek 😭😭😭
AeonBith@reddit
You coulda stopped at freak on a leak and still get my upvote.
TempleMade_MeBroke@reddit
One ingredient was definitely hot dog flavored water
MrR3load3d@reddit
Please do not sully the amazing Korn puns here with limp references... o7
Explanation_Familiar@reddit
Im limp
TempleMade_MeBroke@reddit
I thought we were just throwing out any reference a kid in Jnco jeans would get, my bad
Persephone_Joensen@reddit
Ok but is a chocolate starfish the accompanying dessert of choice though
SillyLittleAngels@reddit
I am so freakishly impressed by this 👏
flashman014@reddit
Burned Tongue, Got the Rice, Bamboo Shoots and Ladders, Children of the Corn Chowder, B.B.K. (Beets, Beans, Kale)
Appropriate-Review55@reddit
Clearly she was reading over his shoulder. This is obviously the writings of a hostage. Get your gas masks boys, we’re goin in.
hovdeisfunny@reddit
Does the soup involve the blowtorch and/or slim Jims?
thefunkylama@reddit
Blowtorched soup is great but I'm with you on the slim Jim soup.
yepanotherone1@reddit
Do you blowtorch the soup itself or the bowl? Instructions unclear and I’ve never used a blowtorch before
MuRRizzLe@reddit
You must blowtorch every cup of soup individually
TigaSharkJB91@reddit
Now I have a hot steaming bowl of blowtorch...
Low_Construction8067@reddit
I tried to use a blowgun to heat the soup, but now I have soup everywhere. What should I do?
TheVillage1D10T@reddit
Uses Monster Energy as the broth…
All_Wrong_Answers@reddit
Nah, blowtorch is really just for sexy time... coincidentally that's how the slim Jim and milk thing was discovered.
Sk1rm1sh@reddit
Cigarette, milk, and soy sauce soup with a slim jim garnish.
Cooked from above with the blowtorch.
Select-Teaching2329@reddit
Restaurant idea: Hot pot, but worse.
You pay me $150, then YOU make soup on the world’s smallest portable stove in a booth with cloth seats. Ingredients are add ons. I will call it a deconstructed soup bar.
abominable_prolapse@reddit
I’m sure you can open a can and use a microwave like she can
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
She makes real food promise like actually cooks but ain’t nothing wrong with a can of campbells
Infinite_Tiger_3341@reddit
He’s been turned
Theniceraccountmaybe@reddit
No going back for him
SnooStrawberries3195@reddit
Uss must be top shelf
Peripatetictyl@reddit
Back in the sweatshop in 'Nam, we found a cat, we tossed it right in the soup.Those hungry bastards ate cat soup every day! What's the worst thing that could happen? Some little kid choke on a hairball and die, so you toss him in the soup! I was making money hand over foot, literally! Somebody lost a hand or a foot? I toss it in the soup!
endless_shrimp@reddit
You went to Nam to open a sweat shop!
BirdDad420@reddit
WhiskeyHotdog_2@reddit
Sounds like got your priorities straight. Good luck and don’t burn the house down.
SeaScum_Scallywag@reddit
This is one of the best comment chains I have ever read. Thank you all.
Cpt_Soban@reddit
Shit, she has their phone, guys mobilise the rescue party.
Holiday_Object5881@reddit
🤣🤣🤣
Minimum-Flight2334@reddit
Prison ramen with slim Jim’s and cheez its
TactlessTortoise@reddit
She's either french or absolutely insane. Hell yeah, enjoy man
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Full blown punk white chick 🗣️
sharksnrec@reddit
The Korn pants are so on-brand. Not sure what the Cookie Monster question was about
somewhatcompetint@reddit
Monster racism
No-Seaworthiness6777@reddit
Wife.
Rude_Guarantee_7668@reddit
Nothing made sense until you mentioned Korn. I'm still only very slightly less concerned
say-it-wit-ya-chest@reddit
OP are you safe? Do we need to mount a rescue mission?
Rev-Dr-Slimeass@reddit
Yeah that tracks
toe_riffic@reddit
She seems pretty cool, OP!
HedgehogTop5524@reddit
I think I’m in love with her
Aurius3D@reddit
I think I'm fat
Various-Age-5792@reddit
😂 lol
Thesource674@reddit
OP I also want a straight answer. Is that also your dab torch?
IcyPenguinn@reddit
Does this even need to be asked?
Thesource674@reddit
Maybe they like meth 🤷♂️
ThePsychoKnot@reddit
What obscure stereotype is this supposed to be about?
VP-Kowalski@reddit
Complete with a sponge Bob tshirt where hes thugged out wearing a flatbrim and smoking a joint
Viking4Life2@reddit
Yo my gf wears them what does it mean
ThatAirsickLowlander@reddit
Holy shit I was gonna ask this, glad I scrolled down baahaha
poisondagger_@reddit
I'm dying 😂
datastlessgentleman2@reddit
Sooo my stoned butt once discovered if you wrap a hot dog in a wet but not dripping paper towel and microwave it for 4 min IT TURNS INTO A GIANT SLIM JIM!!!!
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Free slim Jim hack
AccountMitosis@reddit
I am deeply curious what kinds of things come up in her algorithm.
toe_riffic@reddit
Autopsy videos, Wicca, and true crime.
partsgirl-bezel@reddit
slim jim is kinda like ham right?
Dont_interact_@reddit
HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM
LaGorda54@reddit
The Ed Larson gif stopped me mid scroll, perfect usage
gogopowerrangerninja@reddit
EDDIETUNES.COM
asphaltdragon@reddit
That could be anyone
AccountMitosis@reddit
I feel like we can go weirder. Keep the autopsy videos but add "performing surgery tips and tricks" videos (I legitimately ended up with a bunch of "how to do surgical sutures" shorts in my feed somehow at one point), the lady with the opossums, hypnokink ASMR, and Greedy Peasant's Saint Snap System (with a particular focus on the ones about grisly martyrdoms).
Theniceraccountmaybe@reddit
I was not before, but now I am.
Thanks, I think.
RewindUniverse@reddit
Damn, is she single..?
auggiewest19@reddit
OP and girl definitely don’t do dabs at all
illayana@reddit
I was going to try and crack a joke about being a girl that does dabs but I’m coughing too hard from my dab hit to be funny rn
Proof-Bid-2144@reddit
Look, not to be unkind, but this kind of meal implies that maybe she never had hinges to begin with?
LordHammercyWeCooked@reddit
These days we call it "girldinner."
db720@reddit
I was leaning more towards this being gaslighting
HugsandHate@reddit
It's not used enough.
Lollipoop_Hacksaw@reddit
I know the word "ragebait" gets thrown about pretty casually these days, but...
Flaky_Bus_1783@reddit
Girlfriend? What you waiting for dawg? Pop that question
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
IM FR I WANT TO SO BAD ILL HAVE TO DO IT EITH A SLIM JIM AND RING
Apollyon610@reddit
This girl is definitely wild
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
We have the best adventures together :) she’s the Bonnie to my Clyde fs
TheRedDevil1989@reddit
She wont live very long so you wont have to get too used to it.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Don’t have to get used to it when you already are ain’t nun wrong with a crispy jimmy
Global-Shoulder8655@reddit
I hope you find Christ and I will pray for y'all. I can sense from this picture there is a lot of darkness around both of y'all, and its not just the food
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
There is a god in everything I appreciate the good energy we’re great around here :) Hail Satan and blessed be
Soreal45@reddit
This is the most specific shitty food porn post I think I have ever seen on here.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
When I told her I’d post this of her she didn’t get it at first and I said “naw your gonna go viral with this I feel it” seeing all the responses she’s very proud of herself and so am I 😂
Claybuch@reddit
Do you dip the cigarette in the milk before lighting it?
Does... Does it get you higher?
(Asking for a friend)
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Yes yes and yes
Early_Macaroon_2407@reddit
What species is she?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
American
Good-Rest-7538@reddit
This is a WCGW waiting to happen.
NoahCanFB@reddit
I like to tip slim jims in lucas. So good
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Gonna definitely try it sounds super good
FlakyCelebration2405@reddit
What situation was she in when this was discovered? Like, what led here? How did it come to this?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
At work I guess haha
Legirion@reddit
What the fuck? This screams someone who wants to be "edgy" to me. How old are you two? 19?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Don’t cry about it bro it’s alright and 22
Mindless-Bad-2481@reddit
As unhinged as this is, it is also very main character energy. Lol I’m impressed. 💕💕
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
That’s my wife :3
Farore35@reddit
Not pictured: dab rig
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
It’s on the other side of the ashtray
WebOutside5972@reddit
Nah she knows what she’s doing
Aggressive-Fold1391@reddit
You know it smells there! 🤢😂
MORE_SANDWICHES@reddit
One day her constant need to be special will start to grate on you, so, fair warning.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
She will always be special fr I could never get tired of my shorty
AshleyisaPeach@reddit
This reeks of Eastern European Behavior
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Midwest American life
blassomi@reddit
Uhhhhh idk how to feel about this
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Don’t feel just try
Fdragon69@reddit
2 slim jims 2 cigarettes 2 glasses of milk speed run challenge when?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
YESSS EDWARD SLIMMY HANDS
kleosailor@reddit
For the longest time I could not see the slim Jim and I thought she dipped her cigarette in soy sauce 😭
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Sounds like it could be good already soy sauce fumes in the room
kevint916@reddit
Hopefully she’ll never mix em up and eat the cigarette
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
I’ll have to ask her that 😂
Maniiic_@reddit
This is some world war survival shit 🤣
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
She told me she can survive the apocalypse and I believe it
Party-Ad2232@reddit
This has heroin written all over it.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Not even once thankfully she’s sober like this and I love it
BostonKansas@reddit
She collects bones
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
We just went collecting the other day and found some badass skulls
425565@reddit
I was going to ask a out splattering grease, but I think that may be the least of her worries.
Every_Passion_3606@reddit
Is your girlfriend Yoko Ono?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
I called her that one time and she slapped me
CoquetteWhore69@reddit
Thats metal as fuck and let nobody tell you differently
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Fuck yes
chickiedew@reddit
r/realgirldinner
astralchanterelle@reddit
that's not a blowtorch
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Propane torch same shit different smell
astralchanterelle@reddit
just like a thousand degrees cooler
salinesaluts@reddit
What castle did you steal this one from? 😂
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
She is my Fiona
-BodomKnight-@reddit
Gothic girl for sure !
Naive-Offer8868@reddit
sometimes i get OCD about the smell of my home, clothes, etc. But then I see posts like these and i feel a lot better about myself.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
She smells fantastic most times that’s why when I first met her I didn’t expect this 💀
freeshavocadew@reddit
I ain't even got the words.
What is this, a diet for goons and goonettes?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Yes
Bettajune@reddit
You’ve got yourself a genuine “spicy meatball” sir!….
Snow-Roller@reddit
What I’d like to know is HOW did she know blowtorched Slim Jim’s were good? What situation leads a person to add fire to a meat snack? Genuinely curious.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Truck stop boredom
Popomatik@reddit
This is the meal of an eccentric serial killer.
jplexington7@reddit
She must taste like Cheetos
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Incorrect she hates chips of all kinds too 💀
ClammyCooter@reddit
Why does does this sound good lmao
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Cause it is try it
Scrabulon@reddit
Is she perhaps a bit low in iron? A bit dehydrated, even?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Both
6april6@reddit
I want to be friends with your girlfriend so bad
Healthy-Confection66@reddit
Has your gf by chance also wrote a manifesto?lol
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
She needs to write a book I ask her constantly
Sad_Palpitation6844@reddit
From my experience people use the torch for different nefarious reasons
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Only dabs :p
Sad_Palpitation6844@reddit
justantinople334@reddit
i just know there is a pitbull in that house
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
THERE IS HIS MAME IS SMILEY
alexjewellalex@reddit
Oooooooh yeahhhh
Taste tear into the spice
Savage so meaty, it’s savage
(As the caution tape says on the table)
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Randy savage slim Jim is the only way
Venusemerald2@reddit
Im not sure if the methane gas from that blowtorch is healthy…
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Propane torch :3 like a grill
Wooden-Evidence-374@reddit
Let me guess, neither of you have health insurance either.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Only me which idk why 😂
thajeneral@reddit
She’ll probably live to 110
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
I’m hoping so I can’t do it without her
frednekk@reddit
Do not piss her off.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
I try not to
ChubbyMcHaggis@reddit
Jesus. I was just thinking about how much I liked slim Jim’s blow torched to a sizzling perfection. Then poof. This.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
YESSS
Lukanian7@reddit
I'm slightly jealous. Also, blink twice if she hits you.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
*blinks profusely
an_agreeing_dothraki@reddit
what did you think dating a goth would be like?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Punk chick* and just like this I figured were very similar I love her
chromecowboy_@reddit
Crack baby activities
Consistentscroller@reddit
No I kinda get it actually.. I saw videos on Tik Tok where people were cooking their slim Jim’s with lighters and people did say it tasted better.. this is just clearly a more efficient way of doing that.
I think it’s fineeee 🤷♂️
Nicksix66@reddit
Just a lil something to take the edge off..
Gunner1Cav@reddit
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Clean and green my friend 😎
Room_Temp_Coffee@reddit
I'd ask if she tastes the butane but after a cig it's not like it matters lol
rotorain@reddit
Blue bottle is propane, shouldn't leave much taste. Whatever you do don't use MAP gas though, yellow bottle. I've made the mistake of assuming it was close enough to propane but it's absolutely foul.
NormillyTheWatcher@reddit
I totally understand her taste: umami bomb, smoke as “taste inhibitor” and the last milk as soft end. Repeat the process.
It’s still wrong, but totally understandable(me too sometimes creating taste abomination when I’m hungry for specific taste)
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Try it it’s honestly good
Danktator@reddit
Did your girlfriend used to live in Sunnyvale trailer park by chance? And does she know Ricky and the boys?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
“Fuckin grillin jimmis bud”
ortiz13192@reddit
I mean, my mom and i used to used lighters to crisp up a slimjim. Yum, butane!!!
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
See and the propane torch is super close to grilling and so it works really nice
Late_Stage-Redditism@reddit
If you ever get your hands on an authentic Scandinavian spekepølse(cured, salted aged sausage), you NEED to chop it into thin slivers and roast them gently on a wood fire. It is heavenly. I supposed in the US "Summer sausage" is the closest easily available.
Remember to stop roasting before the fat starts sizzling and pouring out or you'll be left with mostly salt.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Absolutely thank you
SixtyNineFlavours@reddit
Mmmm butane
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
*Propaneee
jakeh111@reddit
Is your girlfriend from the Balkans
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
White chick Midwest antics
jakeh111@reddit
as a midwestern same difference :P
AcceptablyThanks@reddit
Smoking is bad enough, but smoking inside is so fucking gross 🤮
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Only when slim Jim grillin
Krazykarrottop@reddit
Meth?
Nowin@reddit
I hope you both stay together forever, but if you do ever break up and ask yourself if there were any red flags, just look back at this post.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
If I lose her I’m blowing myself up fr I can’t 💀
frozen_moon369@reddit
What does it taste like?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Like grilled pepperoni/it’s own taste like it’s an unexplainable umami flavor
HeyyyKoolAid@reddit
Not gonna lie, a blowtorched slim jim fucking smacks. It's like crispy pepperoni.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
It really is 💀 it was good
PatSajakMeOff@reddit
That's certainly an interesting way to tell the world you're a crackhead. 🤣
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Sober antics (exept weed) for sure which idk if that’s worse 😂
Chemistry-Least@reddit
This belongs in r/utterlyuniquephotos because I am confident this scene has never unfolded anywhere in human history.
I'm actually surprised she let you take a photo. Most people prefer to keep their religious ceremonies private.
I think I speak for the entire Internet when I say this makes me realize that most of us are not taking full advantage of our free will.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
I love that she’s this free and comfortable with herself and me haha it makes life worth living it makes me wanna live to the fullest
Chemistry-Least@reddit
That's really refreshing.
atworkthough@reddit
:( run
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
I’m sitting
Disastrous-Bicycle15@reddit
She's trying wayyyyy to hard just get her a ukulele
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
She wants a banjo
Spaghetti_Gods@reddit
Ah, the crackhead classic!
LordsOfFrenziedFlame@reddit
Congrats on the pregnancy!
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
What’s great is she’s not haha I can only imagine when it happens 💀
Kamisama_Kim@reddit
She’s giving Midwest mess ✨ and that’s coming from one! lol 😂
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
We love it here
bluepie@reddit
You know what man? You’re hanging out with a woman you love and she’s eating a treat she loves. Those are some of the best moments in life. I love when my wife gets her favorite treats and gets all happy while we’re watching our favorite shows. We’ve travelled all over together and had a lot of incredible experiences but the times where we’re just hanging out eating snacks and watching dumb tv shows are my favorite.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
That’s literally our life it makes me happy you are happy :0 good on you for being great
mooon_woman@reddit
she eats like my autistic brother lmao
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
YESSS HAHAH
OSG541@reddit
Makes sense she’s a smoker her taste buds are fried.
Movinginplace25@reddit
Oh my head
ReesesPieces19@reddit
Bipolar?
GothBrooks1313@reddit
I so wish I’d see her dinner pop up on r/girldinnerdiaries, not saying that would solve all my problems but I’m not saying that it wouldn’t either.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
I’ll have to cross post for sure I’m suprised this is getting as much attention as it is 😂😂
HughMungus77@reddit
I can probably fix her
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
She doesn’t need fixing she’s all woman and I love her 🗣️
ebk_errday@reddit
Butane flavored rubber sticks high in sodium with a side of night flatulence. Classy.
Grigori_the_Lemur@reddit
Ah yes, the cuisine of despair.
Switzerdude@reddit
How do you even find out you like this? The process must be quite the journey.
rob189@reddit
Weed.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Absolutely
Switzerdude@reddit
Probs
Crazy_Ad_91@reddit
You guys are just mething around, aren’t you?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Neverrrr just weed and dreams
urmomblowsthebest@reddit
Bro I think you’re the girlfriend now
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
I am and I love it she can get me pregnant I’m 100% sure of it
RipOdd9001@reddit
Is she pregnant?
NocturnalSerpents@reddit
randy savage would adore this. give it a big ol OHHHHH YEEEEEEAAAHH!!!
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
OHHHH YEAHHHH GET EM TOAAASSSTTYYYY
serasvictoriaz@reddit
does she like girls. can i please have a turn 🥺
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
She did till she met me now we toast slim Jim’s together and kick Nazi ass she said she’s all mine :0
Mr_Podo@reddit
Smoking inside is disgusting
IndependentTimely639@reddit
How does she dip it in the cigarette?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
*Ashes onto slim Jim and bites
notsobadmisterfrosty@reddit
Honorary trailer park boy.
ARTIFICIAL_SAPIENCE@reddit
I'm open, ref.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
I’m a ball hog :3
Brodiggitty@reddit
She's gonna live to be 95. Just watch.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
I just know it fr preserved
Aggleclack@reddit
Lol, everyone thinking methhead and I just assume Colorado. Tapestries and her hands don’t look rough
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
You are absolutely correct haha no meth just altitude sickness
Altruistic-Reward754@reddit
Ahhhh butane, my favorite flavor
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
hank hill voice it’s propane actually! Just like grilling
BlazingSpaceGhost@reddit
Taste the meat not the heat.
Altruistic-Reward754@reddit
Interesting! I guess I just assumed torches took butane as well, the more you know😂 makes it a lot more appetizing that way😂
DickAndFartHumor@reddit
Virginia slim, big scoop of cottage cheese, half a tomato
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Something she’d actually eat fr
PhilyJFry@reddit
Is your girlfriend Frank Reynolds?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
YES HAHA
SuckMyBandAids@reddit
I like to eat slim Jim's with chocolate milk. But definitely hold the flame and cig on my portions lol.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Chocolate milk sounds worse than just regular cause chocolate meat but then again this wasn’t bad when I tried it so I’m going to 😂
SuckMyBandAids@reddit
Fuck yeah 😁😁
Motor-Committee4042@reddit
First off she’s cheating herself in not getting the savage size. Secondly, soy sauce is the inferior condiment to “dip” the proper is A1 steak sauce. Thirdly, that’s the wrong brand of cigarette, Camel crush menthol and crush it at the halfway point. Lastly the milk, it’s like you don’t even like the taste and it washes the spice of the slim Jim away. Go grab a warm dr. Pepper. If you’re torching food try some lightly charred pringles.
TL;DR, ew gross, milk.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
It is the savage size thankfully and never cowboy killers are the way :0 A1 I can agree with
Significant_Tax_1997@reddit
I bet her breath stinks.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Like victory
SCastleRelics@reddit
Slirm jirms
Tacolord38@reddit
Damn she sounds like a keeper
jeropian-moth@reddit
I really just think she’s trying too hard.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Not hard enough tbh she barely dips it in the milk
pdxpete144@reddit
SpaceFace11@reddit
Deranged
nerfnerf630@reddit
Was the slim Jim dipped before or after the torching? Seems like something I would do while high
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Both sometimes
DeerNovel5006@reddit
Trailer park 🚮
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Never lived in a trailer park being totally honest 😂 my house isn’t nice enough to have an HOA or anything tho if that helps
Apprehensive_Bill_91@reddit
That is some straight trash sorry
stevemandudeguy@reddit
You can't fix her
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
She doesn’t need fixing I love that she’s like this
somoanlawyer@reddit
She's had some life experiences
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Absolutely
Okie294life@reddit
She seems rather handy with a torch, hope all she’s smoking with it is meat.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
That and weed/dabs believe me if this is sober antics im glad she’s not doing nun else
Ok_Needleworker_6017@reddit
It must smell like rusted metal and taste like unfiltered camels.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Marlboro red 100s*
broguequery@reddit
Our girlfriend
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
She said she doesn’t share hehehe the slim Jim aromas are all mine 🗣️
Killbot_Jones@reddit
Does this one win?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
It infact does
sentient_coprolite@reddit
This amplifies the jims preservatives. She's gonna live forever
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
That’s what I said fs I hope so I can’t lose her
Weird-Arrival-7444@reddit
How many SSRIs is she on? Just curious.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
None this is why we do these things 😂
Evilsausage87@reddit
Marry her
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
I am fr I love her
galkasmash@reddit
Your girlfriend might secretly be a blue collar alcoholic in her mid-40s who never aged out of drinking but gets hostile if you question the amount of a few beers after work every day. God forbid.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
It just surprises me cause this is fully sober work 💀 she just does this
LatterParty182@reddit
this sht got me crazy lmao
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Me too fr I’m so feral for this woman
Financial_Syrup_9676@reddit
It's your girlfriend Wendy Williams? This is a staple for her
fckfckf@reddit
r/girldinnersiaries today I found my power meal. Sometimes a woman needs her calcium, her iron, and the need to soak into something hot, I never wanted to fall in love. I’ve always been so independent but his brown eyes and round male physique made me weak at the knees. Like Cathy with heathcliff I could feel my heart break like glass when he looked into my eyes and I knew I’d never be the same. Tonight we feast on milk, torched Jim’s, and think about him.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
God I love this
isabellesch1@reddit
Oh hey I have the same mugs
AtlasThePittie@reddit
Have you ever had a charcoal grilled SlimJim?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Only propane cause of this one 💀 but I’ll have to
HomerStillSippen@reddit
no idea why but I’ve been getting a bunch of videos of people doing this recently with slim Jim’s lol have you tried it OP? is it any good? lol
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
It honestly was pretty good it all pairs together for some odd reason 💀
FlameBoi3000@reddit
Can you walk us through this? Is she just drinking the milk?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
A piece of it fell in and she deadass looked at me and kept drinking the milk
imacuntsag420@reddit
Does she blowtorch the milk like a creme bule?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Sadly no
Micalas@reddit
r/girldinnerdiaries
blackw-idow@reddit
Those chipped nails my God
notmylefthand@reddit
You know what hell yeah
girldrinksgasoline@reddit
She seems fun
pizzalover89@reddit
Those farts must be diablocial
errrrmguys@reddit
Real goblin energy. She's a keeper
ABraveFerengi@reddit
Marry that woman
librariesgaveuspower@reddit
This is so fucked up that it actually rocks
sexwiththebabysitter@reddit
Gotta go big with carcinogens I guess
ok_lari@reddit
Ohh I didn't know what slim jims were so when I saw the image my tired brain thought she dips cigarettes in soy sauce and blow torches them to light them
Mr_Bagginses@reddit
My god. Somehow the smoking inside isn't even the worst thing here. What a doozy.
X-Ciaphas-Cain@reddit
nofucksgiven5@reddit
This fits/brandnewsentence too
ffreezedry@reddit
Sweet ash tray
Early_Economy2068@reddit
Never let her go bro
HowdoImakemoney1@reddit
Is she ok lol?
DifferentProduct284@reddit
This has me oddly interested- will give this a go……
hungnursedaddy@reddit
that girl FUCKS, I guarantee it
freddbare@reddit
I see that torch rolling around the carpet like a flame tailed Rat in the near future!
SEND_ME_PEACE@reddit
…run
Zukuto@reddit
she's just trying to get used to your salty taste my man.
RxTxKx@reddit
Is she from Pripyat
faxyou@reddit
Oh! She’s unique 😌
TheHandOfKarma@reddit
My ass has already gotten the diarrhea burps just looking at this.
PiccoloAwkward465@reddit
Does she live in a dumpster behind a Circle K?
Volatilecanoe42@reddit
Is her name Hallie? Hallie Tosis?
DJMOONPICKLES69@reddit
Yes soy sauce on a slim Jim, because those don’t have enough salt
TheReblogBandit@reddit
Monster_Fucker_420@reddit
✨️girl dinner✨️
bholmes1964@reddit
Wut?
CannedAm2@reddit
Has she been in prison?
TheManyVoicesYT@reddit
What in the Russia is this?
Electronic-Load-8346@reddit
The only problem i see here is a cup of milk…
ShadowMask87@reddit
You're supposed to put the food in your mouth and use the blowtorch on the cigarette.
decker12@reddit
I want her to go to jail for this.
Realistic-Eggplant24@reddit
She’s savage.
slothbish@reddit
girl dinner
I_chortled@reddit
Shut the sub down
Wellslapmesilly@reddit
I cannot imagine that it smells very nice in that room.
AKdaSaviour97@reddit
littleamandabb@reddit
This makes me miss her so much
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
You should call her
littleamandabb@reddit
She told me in no uncertain terms that she never dates exes. I text her or snap(what she prefers)her regularly to see how she is doing and to make sure she’s well. I’m grateful to get to know that she is safe.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Sad days your a great person. I’m glad yall communicate for sure
littleamandabb@reddit
Idk that I can agree I’m a great person. She may have been unhinged, but I know I fumbled a baddie when I left her. At the time it was absolutely the thing I had to do because of my mental state, but it was still fucked and it doesn’t change the fact that she deserves all the good. So yeah, I check in and occasionally ask if I can buy her some cans of soup. lol
Accurate_Barnacle545@reddit
Now that’s a keeper
mseuro@reddit
would
kelstrop@reddit
Omg I love her ash tray tho 😍
I-Am-A-Moose@reddit
Single or double wide?
Unfriendly_NPC@reddit
Her breath must smell like the bottom of a sarlacc pit
Usual-Vermicelli-867@reddit
Now that's a girl dinner
GuavaOne8646@reddit
r/picsthatgohard
thosehalcyonnights@reddit
Cancer speed run
Crazy-Purple6613@reddit
Pure cancer
MadicalRadical@reddit
Drpoofn@reddit
r/girldinnerciclejerk
Season_ofthe_Bitch@reddit
Girl dinner!
TAMCL@reddit
/r/girldinners
ApatheticPopoto@reddit
I'm gonna give ahead and guess she has the sock equivalent of gorilla grip
UnfathomableDarkness@reddit
Seafaringhorsemeat@reddit
Whatever occult creature this ritual summons, guarantee they fuck great.
TheRealOgMark@reddit
Cancermaxxing
Proud_Dance_3342@reddit
How does one even come up with this?
808DYNC@reddit
So meaty it’s savage
Informal-Judge3375@reddit
https://www.youtube.com/live/o9fKfXgXyqM?si=qBWD7St-j9576lrg
Agitated-Wash-7778@reddit
That's some Ricky shit.
Dr_Tacopus@reddit
algathorDK@reddit
Cool ashtray! Show her dipping the slim jim in the soy sauce
Jlx_27@reddit
She doesn't want to walk this planet for too long...
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
I’d disagree but who would anyway :p enjoy the little things
Jlx_27@reddit
Nah, i quit smoking, and i do not miss it one bit.
97203micah@reddit
Slim Jim isn’t salty enough as it comes? So soy sauce is added? What???
My_Favourite_Pen@reddit
cancer any% speedrun
magicmonkeymeat@reddit
Your girlfriend is the patron saint of shittyfoodporn
BillsMafia84@reddit
Yo wtf
Unique-Lecture1834@reddit
Interesting combination
NittanyScout@reddit
r/brandnewsentence
Otisthedog999@reddit
Healthy choices are hard.
FishermansPlatter@reddit
I love her
TrevorPhillipsEnt@reddit
Cancermaxxing!
scottjeffreys@reddit
The one time where the cigarette is the most healthy thing here.
chud69@reddit
I just know it smells crazy in there. Disgusting
sunshineriptide@reddit
Your gf is the hardest dude I've ever seen
LaLa_820@reddit
Afraid-Leopard249@reddit
Wow that's like...guaranteed cancer 🙃
ScaryMaclary@reddit
Your girlfriend is living in a Tom Waits song.
spittymcgee1@reddit
Idkw but this is the best comment in this whole damn thread!!!
This is a vibe for sure! lol
pagexviii@reddit
Straight to jail.
toastyopie96@reddit
Does she dip it in soy sauce and then blow torch it or does she blow torch it and then dip it? I feel like that would influence the smell (burned soy sauce has an interesting smell and flavor of its own.)
Bromann015@reddit
Does she also smoke meth? Because this is wild work.
pocketMagician@reddit
There really is love for everyone, you lucky dawg
Curmudgeonadjacent@reddit
She gonna die of some kind of cancer living like that.
bewareofb0b@reddit
Cigarette inside in this year of our Lord 2026
Fillmore80@reddit
Get a new one!
RRoo12@reddit
r/girldinner
evilted@reddit
This post is going in the hall of fame of reddit lore for sure.
briyijones@reddit
That's methed up 🤣🤣🤣
DifficultAd3885@reddit
Even a crackhead would look at this and think you need help.
midwest_elder@reddit
it looked like she was "cooking" on the floor too, but after reallllly looking i can see the table.
closetsquirrel@reddit
This is the exact type of person who I would imagine owns at least one copy of Johnny the Homocidal Maniac, listens to 3 Dolla Bill Y’All on loop, and a rotation of three oversized hoodies all from ex boyfriends.
Dangerous-Courage412@reddit
this is as white trash as it gets
diegenauezeit@reddit
I can get behind a scorched Slim Jim and a cig but everything else about this is awful. The blowtorch is stressing me out
fuckinunknowable@reddit
I would follow this woman to hell and back
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
That’s why I am fr :3
Apprehensive-Cat1319@reddit
https://youtu.be/MpP-H0PQWUw?si=DnmKIdJyyE9SrYd9
nifty-necromancer@reddit
The ashtray and generic Celtic knot rug really complete the room
GalaxyMan2472@reddit
Are you in need of an adult right now?
Pleasant_Guard5916@reddit
Is she pregnant? 🤭
Hannu_Chan@reddit
Girl dinner.
Pleasant_Goat6855@reddit
What was it like for her growing up in a trailer in the Deep South?
Agreeable-Lie-125@reddit
Classy
Particular_Room_933@reddit
Was this after smacking a dab?
Robert-Berman@reddit
How does one go about finding out this combo is their favorite? and the blowtorch is just the final touch for sure.
Mechatronis@reddit
I too choose OP's girlfriend
oscarq0727@reddit
This has to be a new kind of “core”
Owobowos-Mowbius@reddit
Carcinogenmaxxing
ActionMan48@reddit
Gross. No wonder colon cancer is now the leading cause of death for people under 50.
asz17@reddit
Is she pregnant?
EarlyTraffic363@reddit
I don’t know her but I love her
FormerWrap1552@reddit
Cancer, the Speed Run
imahappycreature@reddit
If this doesn’t get posted on girl dinner so I can watch all the little white girlies have a meltdown I will LITERALLY die and it will be all your fault OP.
Natasha_Gears@reddit
What even is a slim jim
FuckSteve7@reddit
That thang is tangy and sour I already know🫡
SillyStringBandit@reddit
I thought I was white trash. I concede to the lady.
A-Rollins@reddit
Her breath must be wild.
FuckkEveryoneHere@reddit
With cravings like this, she might be pregnant with an alien.
algernon_moncrief@reddit
The most surprising thing is there's no drugs visible in this photo
lilboysyrup@reddit
you know her breath is something to fear
PlasticGrapefruit277@reddit
Holy carcinogens
chybapolewacy@reddit
She's a keeper
slipperybloke@reddit
Interesting combo.
She’ll be a chronic chain smoker at 200lbs and calling too with a raspy voice in about 10 years. 🤔
ophaus@reddit
She's got... Style
Enzo-Boi@reddit
Her farts are definitely toxic
CrowMooor@reddit
frenchornplaya1983@reddit
This is pure art.
r/accidentalrenaissance
Alexp95@reddit
This seems too specific to not have some class.
Maximum-Leopard-6475@reddit
Are you Frank Buffay by chance, or one of the long lost Mcpoyles?
KittenThunder@reddit
Do you guys dab? Or is the blowtorch always around in case she wants a slim Jim?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
We rarely have dabs in the house it sits by our bed :3
Bl1ndMous3@reddit
you some kinky ass muthafuka's , aintcha ?
BR33D760@reddit
There isn’t enough rosin in the world to make me think of this. She’s gotta be using that torch for DMT. The psychedelic rug is a dead giveaway … 🤣
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
No she’s just like this thankfully
BR33D760@reddit
I’m sorry to break it to you, but there’s nothing to be thankful about if she’s doing this sober… 🤣
bananalingerie@reddit
The allegorical "Built different"
AccomplishedIgit@reddit
Meth
Proper_Brilliant3110@reddit
Real shit though slim jim roasted over a fire is good stuff. As a kid id find lighters on the street that would work and eat my giant slim jims that way
FlawedHero@reddit
Just speed running cancer, are we?
lcdroundsystem@reddit
Not enough salt in just the slim Jim
IamScottGable@reddit
Dude, your girlfriend already has cancer at this rate
LobsterFondler@reddit
Where’d you meet this woman? Buc-ee’s?
Hitch29135@reddit
Does she have hair on her chest?
real6igma@reddit
When your hypertension isn't hyper enough.
xblackdemonx@reddit
Ewwwww
TheRedditAppSucccks@reddit
Trailer park girls
Best-Net5098@reddit
absolute psychopath. marry her asap
OMGCamCole@reddit
Korn pyjama pants say it all
BathroomGrateHeatFan@reddit
Damn enjoy your time with her while she's here?
sybban@reddit
What
mlg2433@reddit
Your girlfriend causes people to cross the street out of fear.
trading-elegance@reddit
If your girlfriend Voldemort? That seems like something Voldemort would enjoy
Edit: Actually I just asked Google and Google said no. Voldemort would not eat this. “He’d probably just stare at the Slim Jim, wonder why you haven't bowed yet, and then Avada Kedavra the soy sauce for being too salty.”
averysleepygirl@reddit
it's the milk that makes it so unhinged
CommunicationEast972@reddit
Hard ass bitch right there
fatbitchesloveto69@reddit
Are you both wearing skate shoes right now?
AccurateJerboa@reddit
🎶girl dinner🎶
Applekid1259@reddit
This makes me feel better about my own personal life situation.
Shirowoh@reddit
Did you guys meet behind the piggly wiggly?
eli4s20@reddit
theres truly levels to this autism shit.
boopdeloop911@reddit
r/girldinner
VidaNostra@reddit
OP she alien
scrimscrim@reddit
I know her stomach sounds like the battle of Normandy
LayceLSV@reddit
Are you sure she's like, terrestrial?
OreoSpamBurger@reddit
Andromedan
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
I question the way she speaks sometimes she isn’t from this planet
5315m3d1cat3d@reddit
Too cheap for mapp?
Cordura@reddit
She really took Jon Lajoie's advice of not giving a fuck to heart...
https://youtu.be/6wS5xOZ7Rq8?si=9iMrHoMlnw-Z3zZR
Lifelonghooker@reddit
Blazed_warrior@reddit
Not a smoker but i fw her ashtray choice a lot, looks really neat
sideshowbvo@reddit
I had to scroll way too far to see someone mention the ashtray
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Thanksss! I’ve always wanted to steal it till she moved in now it’s ours
Blazed_warrior@reddit
The rug looks awesome too, it more or less makes the photo more cursed ha
But fr it seems you both got taste in decor
sicastarrrrr@reddit
What a woman ✨️
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
I love her with all my heart fr
OreoSpamBurger@reddit
Just make sure it stays in your chest, OK?
sicastarrrrr@reddit
You snagged the one of a kind type! Bravo!
SchoolOfYardKnocks@reddit
What fucking trailer park did you rescue her from. The milk is puzzling. 100% expected Mountain Dew.
Im_takin_yer_ker_bud@reddit
Fucking marry her or i will sir
BeerJunky@reddit
Neurospicy for sure.
DanielStripeTiger@reddit
Ask her does she want to come over and melt some army guys?
wintergrad14@reddit
Unusual-Steak-6245@reddit
Is your girlfriend single?
obeyn8@reddit
Must be a dabber idk many others who have that torch
goodknightffs@reddit
The French Canadian breakfast eh?
Demiurge_Ferikad@reddit
That is a recipe for vomit and gastritis.
BurmeciaWillSurvive@reddit
Is it not just a teriyaki stick (but weirdly served with milk?)
Expert-Swordfish7611@reddit
It could be kefir, or tahini...
eatingismyvirtue@reddit
and high blood pressure
Sea_Power_3594@reddit
I love this.
Pint_of_gin@reddit
Wut?
A_Wall_Bard@reddit
What’s your serial killer trait…
Tricky-Cockroach5035@reddit
Daddie & mammie issues deluxe
miketugboat@reddit
Eastern European core breakfast, just change the meat
Devonm94@reddit
I’m not sure how, but everything in this picture just goes together. The carpet, the cigarette, the blow torch, slim jim, junk on the floor covered by a censor. It just makes sense.
goodtimesinchino@reddit
Looks delicious.
Trannacies@reddit
need her
Efficient-Ad6814@reddit
Ummm tell her I love her lol 😆
Nah I'm jk, but she seems cool as fuck. I bet we'd get along lol 🤣
Mindless-Peak-1687@reddit
cigarette in the milk?
EM05L1C3@reddit
I’m sure the meth is somewhere off screen
FriendlyBabyFrog@reddit
Thats methed up
ByrnToast8800@reddit
We all livin different lives out here damn.
akuzin@reddit
Was she ever homeless or living out of car this not some camping shit this is some homeless shit
PegaLaMega@reddit
Par for the course, she is wearing Korn pajama pants...
Embarrassed-Music-64@reddit
Capricorn at 3 am vibes
helper619@reddit
Your girlfriend is a sick fuck.
notbarbarawalters@reddit
Where she from 8 mile?
Party_Flatworm1263@reddit
she must clear a room when she rips ass
pearscentedcandle@reddit
i desperately want to befriend this girl
poweredbynikeair@reddit
The fingernail polish is an indicator that this is not a joke
platinumxperience@reddit
silly
LSP141@reddit
I love it
Scarfs-Fur-Frumpkin@reddit
I would date woman like this out of sheer curiosity lol, i must follow them around to see how they come up with this shit
passionfruit0@reddit
This is wild
getdemsnacks@reddit
r/trashy is leaking
lazylightning6@reddit
“Tell me you’re a tweaker without telling me you’re a tweaker”
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Only stoned no tweaking haha torch is strictly for dab and Jims 🗣️
Iron_Sheff@reddit
I need a woman like that to get me pregnant
FantanaFoReal@reddit
This is a Ricky meal if I ever saw one
freakmeout123@reddit
wow that’s cool
UrsaMajor7th@reddit
You can get away with a lot of crazy shit when you've got those good handjob hands.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Ight bro turn the creep factor wayyy down wtf💀
UrsaMajor7th@reddit
I retract my statement.
SorryAboutTheWayIAm@reddit
truly gross
ObamaStoleMyVCR@reddit
Fucking vile
Advanced_Ad4011@reddit
What. The. Fuck.
thecheeseb0rn@reddit
✨Girl dinner✨
Tasty__Tofu@reddit
Is that ashtray made by muller? Very cool.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
It’s from Spencer’s it’s one of the better made ones for sure
Tasty__Tofu@reddit
Nice, looks cool! There's a glass artist named Muller who makes similar little guys with button eyes out of glass and though it might have been an ashtray he made.
TapeDeckSlick@reddit
Is she eastern European? Idk why but this screams that
Obvious_Try_5609@reddit
What. The. Fuck.
ChanceSize9153@reddit
I've been binging on slim Jim's the past few days. Will try this for breakfast tomorrow and report back. OP says she is a good cook so this might just be sleeper delicious.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
I tried it tonight cause everyone had such mixed opinions on it and with the cig it enhanced the flavor I was surprised (Marlboro reds btw)
ChanceSize9153@reddit
Interesting. Although it makes sense ciggs would compliment smokey jerkey. In the pic I notice she is torching the skin. Is there a technique to this? Or would torching the entire slim Jim work fine?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
She “flays” the slim Jim open with her teeth like butterfly’s it and toasts both sides so the inner and outer are toasted hah
ChanceSize9153@reddit
LOL. That is wild. I'm a bit more excited to try this then I should be.
futureofcum@reddit
She needs to get a colonoscopy immediately. Do not wait. There are so many carcinogens in that picture I grew a polyp just looking at it.
But seriously, she needs to.
herpiesthehippo@reddit
Blow torching food to cook, emptied out cigarette butts to recycle the tobacco... you two doing okay?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THE SECRET EXTRA CIGARETTE THATS TOO MUCH INFO TO KNOW 😂😂 we are great haha just unhinged and enjoying life
herpiesthehippo@reddit
heheh I've pillaged many an ashtray haha
Open_Mathematician99@reddit
Oh shit, This reminded me that in highschool I used to eat my slim Jim’s by charring them up with a lighter. I totally forgot about that til now!
Choco_Catarina@reddit
Cool sister
boardtodebt@reddit
Run
Deevilknievel@reddit
You guys seem like a fun hang
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Promise we are haha records on full blast and goo times
TheEldenRang@reddit
She seems like she knows how to take a moment to let the world fall away. As weird as her concoction is, it sounds really grounded. In some weird...strange way.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
She teaches me to enjoy life the way it is fr it’s super soothing to my soul
Sqweech@reddit
After prep the food is boofed.
Turge_Deflunga@reddit
How much crack and or meth do y'all smoke
Imsorryrodwutwasthat@reddit
smoking indoors 🤢
hotfistdotcom@reddit
At least you know how you're gonna die.
NewPhoneNewAccunt@reddit
We have to invent a new word for extra white trash.
deletefac3@reddit
I'm fascinated by her in a way that I can't articulate.
vorpal_hare@reddit
Is she a writer by trade? I had a similar diet when I wrote short fiction.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Artist/painter :p creative diet for sure haha
ShutNoShutYoMouf404@reddit
hypertension has entered the chat
Cornlover9001@reddit
i just discovered this subreddit exists and im here for it
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
I’m so glad I was the post you saw 😂
Cornlover9001@reddit
gotta invite me over for dinner sometime too
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Crispín a Jim for you rn
Cornlover9001@reddit
oh hell ya brotha!!
Cornlover9001@reddit
truly a first post of all time
skinkingweaver@reddit
What in the colon cancer fuck is this.
ImOnFireAgain@reddit
I bet you can smell those farts with your eyeballs. If she's not careful she's gonna weld her buttcheeks together with those toasted Slim Jims
justHereForPron666@reddit
tell her smoking is tacky and lame
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Sorry your boring and not crisping a slim Jim on your husbands floor that’s tacky and lame :p
AstronomerOk9769@reddit
This is one of the best things I’ve ever read on here!! Props to all involved…
harrygermans@reddit
Somehow the milk is the most disturbing part to me
MariSaysSorry@reddit
I can’t even lie this is badass. Unrelated, is your girlfriend single?
dustedandrusted4TW@reddit
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
*À la Hank “Always Something right with that girl”
Firm-Film-3594@reddit
Disgusting. And I eat gross food.
Niptaa@reddit
People say they want a hot goth girlfriend but they’re not ready for the hot goth girlfriend lifestyle
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
They aren’t ready for the hot punk wife lifestyle fr they could never handle this :p
Blurstingwithemotion@reddit
That's how they do it in Paris
SentientDivaCup@reddit
I’m asking as respectfully as possible. Is your girlfriend a trailer?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Single wide
Wikiwikiwa@reddit
Yeah no, no no no no no.
M3rl1n1212@reddit
Blink twice if ur being held against ur will bro.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Staring contest 🗣️
no-wrong-holes@reddit
How old is this girl? Is she 23? She's wearing Korn pants, but I guarantee was about 4 when Korn was originally cool.
Ill_Huckleberry8453@reddit
The lord of edges
odiephonehome@reddit
This looks like the meal of someone who went to bed in 1994 and woke up in 2026.
ka_shep@reddit
That's quite the girl dinner.
Live-Tree6870@reddit
How very…..niche. Sometimes the phrase “one in a billion” isn’t hyperbole, I guess.
short_and_floofy@reddit
how many years and at what prison did she serve her time in?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
I think she’s reincarnated from someone with a life sentence she’s just naturally this way
short_and_floofy@reddit
isn't that the plot of a movie?
CreatureNo9@reddit
your girlfriend is cool as hell
Ambitious-Noise9211@reddit
Is she a character in Fallout?
Forman420@reddit
Dipping that salt bomb in more salt is insane ngl
Thatomeglekid@reddit
Wow... I used to burn my twizzlers with a lighter because I liked the "caramelized" flavor. But this is wild
No-Total-5006@reddit
The slim Jim alone is bad enough
FredMcGriff493@reddit
Is your girlfriend single?
LongNailedbooboos@reddit
There’s so much to unpack here. Y’all look like you smell
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Thankfully hot showers are our favorite pastime but I get how you’d think that
Downtown-Ad7250@reddit
Bet your house stinks
youwontfindmyname@reddit
Brother, are YOU okay?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Never better my friend 🗣️
TrooBeliever@reddit
"Dipped in soy sauce."
Oh good, cause Slim Jims aren't salty enough on their own.
I_dun-knowya499@reddit
Is she pregnant
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Not yet but god I’m thinking about making it happen
InspiraSean86@reddit
Dude, I just woke up. Did I have to see this first thing?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Nothing like the smell of slim Jim in the morning
Puzzled_Pop_6845@reddit
And you dare to kiss her. I admire your bravery
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
It taste like victory and meat
warmnfuzzynside@reddit
i love that ashtray
Vast-Establishment50@reddit
She'sa keeper.
Zakblank@reddit
Saw your weed plants and suddenly this makes a lot more sense.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Those plants grew to be 8 feet tall as well yielded 9 big pickle jars of weed we’re so stocked 😂 much appreciated
Zakblank@reddit
Used to smoke an ounce a week myself but got tired of it. Last time I hit the blunt I got the spins and threw up.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Sad days :( worst I get is scared high with the wrong strains
Zakblank@reddit
Oh I had a batch once that caused my ego death. Was 100% certain I was going to die and just accepted it. Told myself I just needed to make the best of what time I had left.
First time I ever had an acid like trip on weed too.
fendersonfenderson@reddit
trying to speedrun a cancer diagnosis
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Here for a good time not a long one till then we crispy Jimmie it
individualcoffeecake@reddit
I gotta know, does it grip like a retard kid holding the class pet?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Ive finally found a way to explain it thank you 🙏🏽
audio_addict@reddit
The glass pipe is sitting somewhere out of view.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
THIS IS SOBER ANTICS NO METH IS BEING SMOKED I PROMISE
audio_addict@reddit
Sounds like something I would have replied back when I was doing a bunch of meth.
Ecstatic_Status_6917@reddit
I see those mats......I smell patulli, crystals and tarot cards.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Nag champa but yes absolutely we’re a witch family
LostAmidstTheStars@reddit
why a cigarette
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Enhances flavor
Scari_Fairi@reddit
Okay but once I was camping and had a slim Jim and decided to toast it over the came fire and it tasted soooo bomb, so tbh she's onto something
Forward-Ad-1804@reddit
Bonus points for the macho man slim Jim
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
OOOOH YEAHHHHH SLIM JIMMMMIN IT
Miteh@reddit
I just know yall work in a kitchen
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
I work in a restaurant and she used to work at a truck stop 💀
Forward-Ad-1804@reddit
THIS! is what I want to see when I pull up this sub! Hats off op enjoy
HoboCopTD4W@reddit
Is the beef jerky torch the same as the dab torch?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Only when we have dabs which is rare it’s mostly designated for jim purposes
HoboCopTD4W@reddit
Just kinda got a vibe goin on here with the burning jerky and cigarettes and all.
Prestigious-Arm-7335@reddit
Please don’t say we’re ripping darts in the crib
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Only when crisping slim Jim’s as a treat
Oh-Yah-You-Betcha@reddit
What in the tweaker grindset is going on 😭
VT_Squire@reddit
I dont normally advocate domestic violence or nothin but you wouldn't be out of line to slap that shit right out of her mouth
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
She slaps me enough thank you /s :w honestly it wasn’t that bad yall made me curious
robmobtrobbob@reddit
Hey favorite album is Issues huh
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Her ashtrays name is tink not a reference but good information
PNWKiwi@reddit
I'm definitely a little inebriated, but I will tell you that that is the type of woman that will have your back no matter what. I was reading through the comments, and you need to wife this woman.
It takes a certain type to a blowtorch a slim jim. That's the type of person that you need in your life.
She's a gem bro. Glad to see she found someone who appreciates her. I'm happy for you both. 🖤🤘
PNWKiwi@reddit
Also, the fact that she's wearing korn pajamas?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
We both love you so much. you matter. :D this is what life is about
PNWKiwi@reddit
Oh, I'm not unhappy with my life. Lol. I definitely know I matter. I absolutely appreciate you both, but I just wanted to tell you guys that I adore that type of love.
That is definitely the type of love that people don't get to experience anymore.
Enjoy your Stoner snacks. I love this whole post. 😂
KingQuagaar@reddit
The blowtorch so close to the edge is chefs kiss.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Living like laaarryyyyy 🗣️
Dulcenia@reddit
Please keep dating her so she's out of the dating pool. You brave soul.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Didn’t plan on stopping with how comfortable she is with me ion think it can get better than this
TechBenq@reddit
type of shi Ricky would do
goddess-of-lilies@reddit
I’m…. intrigued by this
DramaSufficient4289@reddit
DSYDIC
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
DONT= DO
Traditional_Trust418@reddit
The torch isn't for weed? I'm scared
Jrock9393@reddit
We wish her well
ArdraMercury@reddit
at least he got a skinny girlfriend
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
I don’t understand how she stays this way too :w maybe it’s the cancer
Friendly_Escape_1020@reddit
So whats the process here, dip in soy sauce, blowtorch, then quench in milk bath?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Blowtorch,dip in sauce,enjoy,hit cig,drink milk, repeat
Friendly_Escape_1020@reddit
Ok thats not really weird then at all.
haikusbot@reddit
So whats the process
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Knot_In_My_Butt@reddit
This is a trippy photo, I’d submit this for a contest
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Thank you knot _in _my_butt
puff_of_fluff@reddit
Uh huh, I’m sure she totally does this all the time
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Don’t hate cause you ain’t she’s majestic like that
idontwanttokbye@reddit
You know what. I’ve seen worse 💅
roseberry_faces@reddit
Power move
scotty2751@reddit
Where’s Jeff Foxworthy when you need him?
bigfatgrouchyasshole@reddit
How, uh, intoxicated, does one have to be before thinking up something as unhinged as this?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Constantly smoking weed leads to this protect your children
bigfatgrouchyasshole@reddit
I’ll protect the kids, sure.
But pass me the blunt, bruh.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
“It’s a gateway drug” yeah gateway to crispy Jim in my mouth :P passing it now
bigfatgrouchyasshole@reddit
Puff puff, chew chew, pass pass, contemplate, contemplate, contemplate.
Degenerate_Ape_92@reddit
Achieving shitpost prestige on a sub where shitpost is the standard is quite impressive.
turbonakke@reddit
I dont know how to tell you but there are probably people in the freezer
AbovePear2@reddit
What?
Jewboy3031@reddit
Run
nz_happygirl@reddit
I know I can google… but what’s a slim Jim?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Processed random “beef” meat stick like shitty salty cheap beef jerky but moist
SpeedBlitzX@reddit
This is just all kinds of random.
misswilwarin@reddit
Eating blowtorched food doesn’t seem safe
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Holding a cigarette watching YouTube shorts while this is all going on ion think safety is 1# priority
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
We both haven’t tasted it so that’ll be great thank you :0
Cholinergia@reddit
Is your girlfriend single? 😏
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Teehee I will blow you up with a bomb :D
Cholinergia@reddit
I’m Arab, that’s just foreplay.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Just take my upvote ☺️
Antique_Basket2561@reddit
Respect
thebeardedman88@reddit
She might enjoy Korean BBQ if you're looking for somewhere to take her out.
Icy_Athlete385@reddit
I wanna ask something very very personal so I won’t but I think I know the answer bc there’s no way this is a regular snack and shorty actively tastes like a regular snack with this kinda diet. But I cast no judgement, we love who we love
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
All imma say is it’s like a pink starburst which scares me more
valentine415@reddit
Your future wife has quite the palate my friend.
Betelguese90@reddit
Dude, just run.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
*sits down
luckythirtythree@reddit
You alright OP? Are you safe? lol
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
I am legally obligated to say yes I am (I love where I’m at)
luckythirtythree@reddit
Good for you! This combo is crazy but I respect the ever living hell out of it! Is there an order in which you take all of this in? My guess is a bite of the torched slim Jim, while mid chewing you take a drag of a cigarette to smoky it up more, swallow then wash it down with the milk followed by another drag then slapping you?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Exactly like this sometimes 2 hits (on me)
luckythirtythree@reddit
lol two hits? Lucky.
Playful-Position4735@reddit
Jesus her ovaries are prolly as shot as Ted’s wife in red 2
PotOfGreed099@reddit
I can tell she’s hot
Odd_Winter_8218@reddit
Is she in prison?
Psychological_Buy726@reddit
Pls pls have her make a tutorial for this. I need to see it perfectly executed, appreciate it!!
HTD-Vintage@reddit
Let's not pretend like that torch was just there for Slim Jim purposes...
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
We ran out of dabs a long time ago it’s basically designated for crispy Jim purposes
wanderingstar2468@reddit
I don't know whether to tell you to run away or to marry her.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Slim Jim buffet at the wedding personally grilled at table
3atth3rud32452@reddit
r/strugglemeals
thecomputersighed@reddit
op if you ever fumble her youre making one of biggest mistakes we’ve seen in decades hand to god. that being said, let her know i’d be down to hang anytime anywhere. tell her i smoke camel blues & whatever shes smokin i jam w/. 100s of a brand i’m not sure of maybe?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
She said camels are for weenies and she’s married :D
thecomputersighed@reddit
wasnt hitting on her. altho i thought about it. but i dont fw housewreckers anyway. congrats op you found a great woman. what’s she smoke then?
Nearby-Swimming-5103@reddit
How does one come to discover that this particular combination is the one?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Poverty and copious amounts of weed
keepitcleanforwork@reddit
Gross
xThyQueen@reddit
Just yeah know. Girl things 💅
thatcheflisa@reddit
I love sizzling my slim jim with a lighter!
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
“I stopped using a lighter cause it left a weird taste propane torch is fancier”
violet_ablueberry@reddit
honestly..i love it.
BroadwayBakery@reddit
Equal parts terrifying and cool as hell
CuddleBear167@reddit
..... I dont even know what to say.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Don’t say anything just try it
Delicious_Delilah@reddit
She smokes inside? Gross.
Enjoy your lung cancer.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Only when she’s having her slim Jim and I will thank you
Internal_Influence26@reddit
She's a walking red flag sir
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
*Green
bornslyasafox@reddit
The youth are not okay
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Real life punk shit
the-real-spencer@reddit
You're up for a Michelin star with that dish
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Delicious :0
viennamoose69420@reddit
Rob, if this is you, you dont have to live like this anymore bro.....
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Rob is gone this is all I am now
Original_Ad4479@reddit
Hey. My people. 😀
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Saving a bite for you
frog_admirer@reddit
I respect her
phil_the_builder@reddit
Because you are afraid of her?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Afraid and turned on(?)
SCVerde@reddit
Scaroused?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
Yes and double yes
BigFatGreekPannus@reddit
Fear boner!
phil_the_builder@reddit
I refrain from any comments. Your girl is a fire hazard for sure. 🤣
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
So do I it’s an aura farm tbh
Annabellybutton@reddit
This is one of the unhealthiest photos in the history of mankind
Resident_Pea8872@reddit
Korn. That explains it
Rashaen@reddit
I'm jealous that you're dating Nancy Downs....
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
She dresses and acts like her too it makes me happy
PizzaDog425@reddit
No fuckin way man
therynosaur@reddit
Am I the only one seeing judge Judy?
IGotDeaded@reddit
Definitely an.... imaginative combo, but I fw it.
ifuckinlovetiddies@reddit
She's all yours buddy
BlahMan06@reddit
Well that's a dumb way to poison yourself.
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
We’re all being poisoned anyway
OSTBear@reddit
I fucking hate your girlfriend on a lot of levels... I know that's a strong word... but it fits.
DopeZorak@reddit
Looks like someone's found themselves a keeper :)
legato2@reddit
She’s a keeper.
stronkreptile@reddit
mmm carcinogens
warmvermouth@reddit
can you fight?
skateforsatan556@reddit (OP)
I’d do anything for my slim Jim shawty
warmvermouth@reddit
type shit
41510akland@reddit
Qwackhead
MikeTheImpaler@reddit
smellyrabbi@reddit
That slim Jim is a metaphor for yours big dog be careful….
SarcasticGarbage@reddit
Well, that’s unique
thirdeyecactus@reddit
Walk Hard!