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Did you have “corn dogging” in school?

Posted by SheZowRaisedByWolves@reddit | AskAnAmerican | View on Reddit | 131 comments

It’s where you sneak up behind your friend and knee them in the butt.

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MissFabulina@reddit

What the hell am I reading here? Sounds like a lot of sexual assault being performed by boys on other boys. Why does the bullying have to involve sexual assault? Bullying is bad enough on its own, isn't it?
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Lower_Neck_1432@reddit

And what do girls do to each other, hm? Girls are far crueler to each other.
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MissFabulina@reddit

We don't tend to sexually assault each other, though.
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Kaiser8414@reddit

No, we had something in middle school where dudes would sneak up behind each other and shove their fingers up them instead.
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Lower_Neck_1432@reddit

That's a "Kanchou", borrowed from the Japanese.
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Lower_Neck_1432@reddit

Ah, the American version of a "kanchou".
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SimpleAd1604@reddit

Never heard of it. We had grundies.
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kd0g1982@reddit

It was called an “elephant fuck” back in the 90s. And by butt you mean knee right to the asshole correct?
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Outside_Narwhal3784@reddit

Elephant fucking! God damn I forgot all about that!
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Scubasteve1080p@reddit

We called it rhino in the 2000's.
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Ducksaucenem@reddit

Right beforehand you had to ask “you ever been fucked by and elephant?”
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11448844@reddit

during my tenure in highschool in the mid-atlantic, they called it a rhino-rape. terrible name... Kids are nasty lil shit
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enhancedboob@reddit

Ngl that shy was hilarious back then, def gave some unforgettable moments with the crew
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kd0g1982@reddit

It was a thing big thing on my first boat, same with the nutsack game from the movie Waiting.
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SheZowRaisedByWolves@reddit (OP)

Yep
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kd0g1982@reddit

Then yes.
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tasukiko@reddit

No, I've never heard of or seen this done. We used to do a thing where you are walking side by side with someone and try to surreptitiously kick their butt with your foot that is furthest to the outside up behind both of your backs however I've never heard of a name for that move.
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Kindly_Decision182@reddit

I still do that to people.
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BHunter1140@reddit

At my school it was a knuckle/finger (knuckle if you were smart) to the asshole. Or running up and snacking a lad in the nuts. This would have been middle school early 2010s
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SufficientProject273@reddit

Uh No. We just dropped trash cans on top of their heads and ran them into the walls like normal kids.
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Annjenette@reddit

Nuggetinf was the big thing at my school. If someone fell asleep you take the stuff out of their backpack, flip it inside out and then put their stuff back inside. Looked like a chicken nugget.
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hoggmen@reddit

We called that turtling
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PocketBuckle@reddit

Burrito-ing in my neck of the woods.
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Zillajami-Fnaffan2@reddit

No
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enhancedboob@reddit

I’ve, like lowkey need a pic for inspiration, ya feel?
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Derpyholic030@reddit

Naw, but we did have bean dipping, which is where you scoop your buddies nipple with your fingers.
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oops_im_not_wrong@reddit

We called it a slam dunk, you’d scoop it up and slam it down.
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Lobster_Zaddy@reddit

"Scoooop!"
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just_some_Fred@reddit

My friends called it "flarnting" for some reason
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unknowingbiped@reddit

Thee Ole nip flip
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Kangaroo_Quart@reddit

Yes, we called it that in Washington.
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VentusHermetis@reddit

no, but it sounds pretty tame
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Final-Elderberry9162@reddit

No.
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TheBimpo@reddit

We didn't have a name for it, we just kneed each other in the butt. We were pretty brutal back in the 80s.
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dougalcampbell@reddit

If we wanted to be violent with each other, there was dodgeball and bottle rocket wars.
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Technical_Plum2239@reddit

No. I know giving people a flat tire (step on back of shoe) and the thing where you gently knee the back of their knee while they are standing. Makes them collapse a little bit. Corn dogging seems like bully move like giving someone a wedgie. Dickhead stuff.
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reichrunner@reddit

My favorite while in school was kick8ng the underside of someone's shoe while they were walking. Made em take like a high knee step. Relatively harmless but super weird feeling, especially when not expecting it. This corn dogging thing just sounds like assholes...
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dougalcampbell@reddit

This is the one we did. Sometimes we’d do it to both feet for several steps in a row. When you think about it, it’s pretty amazing that the brain can compensate for shit like that and we didn’t faceplant all the time.
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imMartinSease@reddit

Well they both certainly seem like a pain in the ass
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Derplord4000@reddit

Yes, I think it was specifically corndog Thursday.
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Lokisworkshop@reddit

No.
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Responsible_Side8131@reddit

This is not something I’ve ever heard of, but I’m a girl. It does sound like something my brothers and their friends would have done.
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SappyTreePorn@reddit

lol I have never heard of this in my life and I’m pretty sure no one did this when I was in school in the 90s and early 2000s
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Classic_Tax_1896@reddit

What is corn dogging?
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HomemadeJambalaya@reddit

We called it "knee to ass missile"
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Pitiable-Crescendo@reddit

No
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mikeTheSalad@reddit

No but in the Marine Corps we would “check the oil”. That’s a finger in the butt, usually, but not exclusively when forming up for PT.
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Casus125@reddit

KANCHO
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ShipComprehensive543@reddit

Mike did you ever toss the salad in the Marines? Is that how you got your user name?
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Llyrithra@reddit

Mike *the* Salad was clearly the one being tossed.
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mikeTheSalad@reddit

It’s how I exert dominance.
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mikeTheSalad@reddit

Only your moms.
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02K30C1@reddit

But did you ever play Soggy Biscuit?
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Riker_Omega_Three@reddit

No Never heard of such a thing
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meowmix778@reddit

We did we called it a rhino.
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ljb2x@reddit

Oh definitely. I was in HS from 04-08 and it was big around 05 and 06. One thing in my area you had to announce "CORN DOG" as you did it though.
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somecow@reddit

Tha hell? No.
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ExperienceStrange407@reddit

Never hear of corn dogging. Now Corn Hole. That had a different meaning.
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Lobster_Zaddy@reddit

We called it "Elephant Rape." We were shitty little kids. Other pastimes included: - "Scooping," similar to bean dipping, where you take a cupped hand and scoop someone's nipple/man-boob while exclaiming "scoop!" - "Skeet," wherein a rigid four fingers were forcefully inserted into another"s armpit (while yelling"Skeeeet!") - "Salmon," in which one flaps their hand like a fish in between another guy's legs, dangerously close to their bits. - Finally, the Salmon variant known as the "Flying Fish." A guy bear hugs the victim from behind and lifts them into the air while an accomplice Salmons the victim "upstream." An advanced maneuver I only saw pulled off once.
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Chicago_Avocado@reddit

No, but I went to school in the 90s. If anyone did try that I would probably swing at them.
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Smart_Engine_3331@reddit

That wasn't a thing when I was in school, but I cant speak for everyone.
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Hitthereset@reddit

Nope, it was all dead legs and cup checks for us.
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Raff102@reddit

We did in the 90s, but we called it rhino humping.
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Agitated_Reveal_6211@reddit

Yeah, we had it but we called it something else I don't remember now. Some people call it cornhole which where I grew up just meant butt sex.
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baalroo@reddit

Yes we did, but I accidentally (lightly( kneed my wife like that in bed one night and jokingly said "oops, didn't mean to corndog you" and she was like "wtf is a corndog?" She grew up just a few towns over, so I dunno.
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GreenBeanTM@reddit

No
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DosZappos@reddit

Oh you mean a donkey punch?
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kd0g1982@reddit

That’s…. That’s something way different.
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LostExile7555@reddit

On behalf of Great State of Arizona and seeing how common this apparently is in other states: What the fuck is wrong with y'all!?
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kd0g1982@reddit

For me it was the Midwest in the 90s then the Navy.
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ITrCool@reddit

Not exactly that, but we did have someone sneaking up behind us and (playfully, not hard) kicking us in the back of the knee causing us to partially collapse and catch ourselves.
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DoublePostedBroski@reddit

Um no
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Angry_GorillaBS@reddit

No
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Littleboypurple@reddit

Goddamn I haven't thought of this in a while. God it was stupid this was an actual thing the guys would do to each other
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DontReportMe7565@reddit

No idea what youre talking about.
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Queermagedd0n@reddit

Growing up in Alaska we had corn dogging and bean dipping
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BreezyBill@reddit

Only the worst little cunts did it at the school where I used to work.
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Grombrindal18@reddit

I never had to deal with this kind of thing until I met my wife.
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sean8877@reddit

No but they play corn hole here and that's another name that scares me
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Jazzlike-Basil1355@reddit

Dogging has another meaning in the UK, but rare to use a corn for this purpose.
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sean8877@reddit

Excuse me?
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MeanderFlanders@reddit

My kid in the 00s called it corn dog in school. I had never heard of it.
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No-Profession422@reddit

We had raw dogging.
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PeterNippelstein@reddit

Like goosing?
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sammysbud@reddit

yup... also "table topping" but that was way meaner and would usually end up in a fight.
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SphericalCrawfish@reddit

I think we called it Papa Smurf for some reason.
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SendNoodles__@reddit

Yup. Eventually it got so bad that no one in my year would walk down the hallway with out their butt glued to the wall, slowly shimmying down the hall. Teachers started handing out suspensions to whoever they saw doing it
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shammy_dammy@reddit

Nope. That was a quick way to get the paddle (with holes) to your own butt.
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Catalina_Eddie@reddit

Uh, no.
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botulizard@reddit

"Elephant boner" you mean.
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machagogo@reddit

No
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Judgy-Introvert@reddit

No
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Vegetable-Star-5833@reddit

Never seen it before
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Mr_Noms@reddit

We did in middle school in Texas, but it wasn’t called corn dogging. I forget what we called it but it definitely wasn’t that.
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budgetoid@reddit

no, we would do what we called deadlegging though. get the drop on a dude and smash the shit out of his sciatic nerve
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levi070305@reddit

Not under that name... but we used to kick each other right in the asshole. My interesting twist on that... Is I would do it to people repeatedly while they use the urinal... so they were defenseless and panicked because their dong may touch the inside of the urinal.
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o93mink@reddit

No, we backhand smacked each other in the nuts like normal people
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spanningt1me@reddit

Yes, we had corndogging. We also had “smack ass fridays” where your friends would come up and smack your butt lmao
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abrahamguo@reddit

Yes, this happened in schools in the US — in the early 2000s, at least.
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MrLongWalk@reddit

I like your implication that Texas isn’t in the US
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budgetoid@reddit

inshallah
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Sid14dawg@reddit

My daughter's did. When I was a kid, corn-dogging someone meant pouring syrup over them and then rolling them on the beach.
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KEVLAR60442@reddit

I was in school in the early 2010s, right around the time that Muammar Gaddafi got his comeuppance. As he got impaled the long way, the students at my high school spent a few months calling that exact move "Gaddafi-ing." 😬
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Emergency_Bar_6919@reddit

This originated from tosh.0 I beleieve
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0rder_66_survivor@reddit

nah, we didn't touch each other's butts when I was a kid.
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malachite_13@reddit

We called it “foo booting” I never heard it called corn dogging.
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StrikingDeparture432@reddit

That would only happen to me once ! I don't permit physical assault on myself. Nose punching  would be my response... 
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SilverB33@reddit

No? This is my first time hearing about this
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Familiar-Ad-1965@reddit

Are y’all 12?
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TeamShonuff@reddit

I’ve never heard of this. What is the etymology of the term?
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CVetta@reddit

Elephant boner
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Greywoods80@reddit

That would be my FORMER friend.
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Skoomaenthusiast@reddit

I remember in like 2012 in middle school my friends would sneak up on each other and knee each other in the butt. Everyone called in “gaddafing” because gadaffi got stabbed in the butt when he was captured…was funny to middle schoolers
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Xanith420@reddit

One thousand years of death.
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GABigBear@reddit

I’m old, so I had to google that. Damn that sounds like fun.
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PerfectlyCalmDude@reddit

No
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Big_Celery2725@reddit

No
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Super_Selection1522@reddit

Atomic wedgie was far more popular
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Slight_Manufacturer6@reddit

No
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Astute_Primate@reddit

We called that "rhino rumping"
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Stressed_C@reddit

No, they tended to discourage assaulting other students in school. That would be instant detention.
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iowanaquarist@reddit

No, as an American, sexual assault is taken pretty seriously, unless you are super rich, or a politician of a certain political party.
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dragonfeet1@reddit

Yeah, no, we don't do sexual assault in school, generally.
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TucsonTacos@reddit

Im sorry you didnt have friends
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cans-of-swine@reddit

That isn't any more sexual assault than kicking someone in the ass... 
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xxvcd@reddit

Yes but no one called it that
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ALoungerAtTheClubs@reddit

Happily, no.
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Reptile2121@reddit

Middle school in the early 2010s in the Midwest, this was absolutely a thing at my school, was not a fan
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Relevant_Elevator190@reddit

Not unless you wanted to get decked.
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manicpixidreamgirl04@reddit

no
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Spodermanphil@reddit

I've heard of it but never seen it done. Wouldn't be surprised if some guys did it to each other though
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