My husband’s self-proclaimed “boy lunch”
Posted by missrutabaga@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 1541 comments
Posted by missrutabaga@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 1541 comments
AliveTranslator4271@reddit
i think it's delicious, j was confused about what kind of salami flatbread these are, but after reading the comments i realized they're probably blue corn flatbreads or something similar
zzap129@reddit
What is that grey stuff?
zzap129@reddit
3 eggs filled with some shit and somthing that looks like fish?
Honeymmm@reddit
This looks like some effort, but how is it so bad!!
everythingispinkk@reddit
ok this is scaring me actually 😂😂😂😂
_matze@reddit
What’s with carpet-wrapped minced meat?
Technical_Second_166@reddit
Why don’t you feed him actual food?
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
Oh do you consider that my job as a wife?? He is the cook in the house, he makes delicious meals when it’s for both of us , he eats these lunchtime abominations by choice.
Technical_Second_166@reddit
Yep
Damned_I_Am@reddit
Okay those are eggs that have been traumatized with some kind of sauce/garnish, but the thing on the left baffles me completely
zackmophobes@reddit
Some kind of leather or fibre mat I think
Weltallgaia@reddit
Weathertech salami rollups. Quite expensive but I kind of think they are worth it
Tasty_Lead_Paint@reddit
You can buy cheaper salami rollups and cut them to fit your plate, but the weather tech salami rollups are designed to fit as-is on your make and model of plate.
Haunting-Hippo-4244@reddit
I have been told those cheaper versions have a strong smell.
denvercasey@reddit
Yes, the ads say they’re laser-measured to fit your salami.
CertainSprinkles1018@reddit
No one’s going near my salami with laser!
SnooRegrets1386@reddit
How’s the cylinder?
Whiskyandbutter@reddit
Exactly. The cylinder must remain unharmed.
Linzika@reddit
The cylinder must remain unharmed.
Sophisticated-Tiger@reddit
waiting_in_vain1@reddit
… made in the USA!
BreweryRabbit@reddit
The deeply sculpted channels will keep your salami firmly on the plate.
(It’s Reddit tangents like this that keep me coming back for more. )
random_invisible@reddit
The funniest shit is always in the comments
random_invisible@reddit
The salami must remain unharmed
JD_tubeguy@reddit
Are they ribbed for her pleasure also?
JD_tubeguy@reddit
Are they ribbed for her pleasure too?
ljanus245@reddit
Some delis will throw in a set of salami rollups if you buy a whole ham. Be sure to read the fine print because the shady ones will try to charge extra for the sugar glaze clear coat.
leveled@reddit
yeah, they’re totally worth it when you wanna make sure you don’t lose any condiments off your rollups. even though this dude went naked, no sauces, it’s still worth getting them for the times you slather everything on ‘em.
Itsmeyo88@reddit
Made in America
regirthless@reddit
Can we be sure that’s not Rhinoliner?
annemonroe95@reddit
I’m actually cackling, thank you
lisa111998@reddit
I’m convinced it’s a shingle
ConsciousSet4654@reddit
Whenever I used to ask my mom what she was cooking, she would reply saying “shit on a shingle” lol
RottenAuGratin@reddit
It looks like a shingle with shingles!
ArtichokeSweaty6039@reddit
Truck bed covering, so close.
TheLandTraveler@reddit
And here I've just been making my floor mats out of salami. I didn't realize you could also eat it...
law-st_student@reddit
GoreTex Salami
justplainbrian@reddit
Thank you for a genuine laugh. This really tickled my funny bone
tanksforallthephish@reddit
Just laughed so hard I farted so thank you for that
BlueRunner305@reddit
They have to scan your intestines 1st to ensure a good fit
polarbearsarereal@reddit
They’re water resistant so you can keep it in your pocket while pressure washing houses and other buildings
OhMyWerdHunny@reddit
I don’t know why, but this gave me my biggest laugh of the day. Thank you.
Important_Cucumber@reddit
Funniest thing I've read in a while
kaytay3000@reddit
Don’t forget that you get a discount on your Cup Phone when you buy 2 orders.
Jonkinch@reddit
Weather tech is better quality. This looks like the underside of those Cintas mats that are at all places of business thy dried out.
SummerDonNah@reddit
They’re tactical roll-ups™️. For dudes everywhere. Taste a real man’s snack!
CrimsonOOmpa@reddit
Ali-o-ramus@reddit
Now serving Weathertech tortillas! Full of fiber, very filling
littlebluedude111@reddit
Ngl I thought it was shingles
butt-holg@reddit
Sandwîche le Jorts
McDego4542@reddit
I just snort-laughed so hard 😂😂
spicy_ass_mayo@reddit
Blue corn tortillas?
floare_salbatica@reddit
I thought it looks like sandpaper 😅
rasheyk@reddit
There's very little meat in these gym mats
amtxgrl10@reddit
It always concerned me that there should be any meat in the gym mats
Longjumping-Panic453@reddit
Lunch lady Doris?
Dear-East7883@reddit
Dryer lint
No_Money_4132@reddit
Pretty close, when he rips off the soles of his boots it’s the leathery bit in between.
DrXyron@reddit
Bro is eating floormat with his salami
MC_Terry@reddit
Injera or blue tortillas around salami
Nextwatch@reddit
I’m pretty sure I’ve made gaskets out of that same material before.
ukmedbud@reddit
It looks like the foam that comes on new electronics
Humorousaur@reddit
It's obviously a piece of cloth to spit the food out duh
stellarliger@reddit
Have you people never seen a blue corn tortilla?
ClamSlamwhich@reddit
You know they say, if it's grey it's good for you.
MaximusHomerdrive@reddit
You ever tear up old carpet and see how messed up the padding under it is? That's what it is. I think he's using the eggs to wipe himself.
Bilbo_Teabagginss@reddit
Doesn't he know about the 3 sea shells?
MaximusHomerdrive@reddit
He saw the pirated version, it had 6 hard boiled eggs instead.
Bilbo_Teabagginss@reddit
Ahhh, damn pirated edits.
Ill-Tradition4036@reddit
Boys will be boys, I suppose.
CyberSoldat21@reddit
“The finest leather for your consumption sire”
DiscoCombobulator@reddit
It looks like it was ham wrapped in kinetic sand, yes i have kids, this looks familiar
gtarpey89@reddit
Mousepad
impracticalweight@reddit
Moon snails (large mollusks in BC) shed a collar from their “foot” that looks like a sandy engine gasket. That is why is wrapped around that salami.
badchefrazzy@reddit
Denim roll-ups.
Dusty_Old_McCormick@reddit
I thought it was a scrap of industrial carpet from the thumbnail 😂
Alldaybagpipes@reddit
Whatever sandpaper was lying around
Dmau27@reddit
Carpet padding.
wyldfirez007@reddit
Two color dryer lint.
Outside-Law-9409@reddit
80 grit sandpaper
noredditorfound@reddit
Mmm fresh carpet with lint
phallic-baldwin@reddit
It looks like something he pulled out of a dryer vent
bigjojo321@reddit
I hope worchestershire but I'm guessing soy sause and a few dabs of sour cream, then a side of salami/blue tortilla rolls.
This is what you eat when your cooking abilities start and end at boiling water.
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
He’s actually the chef of the family, take that as you will (His intentional cooking is tasty but I know nobody will believe that considering this travesty…)
bigjojo321@reddit
I'll eat some strange snack combo's but he knows you're generally supposed to cook those tortillas right? Becuase those look fresh out the bag.
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
They’re actually made from scratch from masa flour from last night’s dinner. They’re just not quite as tasty marinating overnight in a bag of condensation and then microwaved to death
Coconut_Milk_User@reddit
Can you please tell us what is on the eggs. I’d guess maybe vinegar and mayo. There are a lot of guesses in here. We are all very curious.
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
Oh I mentioned a few times in other comments— it’s soy sauce and dollops of lite mayo
Neat_Shallot_606@reddit
I won and lost on the soy sauce and mayo bet. I was right, but I don't feel good about it.
SuperCarbideBros@reddit
Serving egg with mayo sounds like a crime against eggs
immyfaye@reddit
Nah man!! Eggs and mayo are besties.... mayo IS eggs and oil (and a little vinegar and salt).
SuperCarbideBros@reddit
The reason I said that was most rooted in the fact that mayo is, in a sense, mutilated eggs. Serving an egg with mayo specifically as a condiment sounded like a slap in the egg's face: "you are such a bland food that I need to obliterate you with something with an actual flavor and dress you with it so you can be more tolerable." Mayonnaise is the desecrated corpse of an egg.
ChaosTurtle70@reddit
That’s… such a common pairing?
squeege@reddit
Egg salad, deviled eggs, egg sandwich with mayo. I mean...
vi0lets@reddit
Love some devilled eggs.
Internal-Computer388@reddit
So you dont like egg salad? Lol. Its a deconstructed simple egg salad. Ahahaha.
Repulsive_Sun6549@reddit
It might even taste good. But it’s so drab and muddy looking. A plate should have a few colors on i. Presentation affects taste.
awildencounter@reddit
I love soy sauce with boiled eggs but mayo?!!
immyfaye@reddit
All you need is some mustard and a little sugar with that mayo, mix it with the boiled yolk, and voila you've got deviled eggs!!
___po____@reddit
Soy sauce and hard or soft boiled eggs are my absolute fave!
bigjojo321@reddit
"microwaved" well that explains why it looks like that.
Was it originally cooked on open flame or in a pan?
thesquibble@reddit
It’s just a tortilla
Turbidspeedie@reddit
It's just a car, it's just a video game, it's just a book, it's just a TV show, it's just a sport. Let the person enjoy something that is clearly interesting to them, I'm sure you have interests that seem boring to other people too.
DMMeThiccBiButts@reddit
Yeah except they clearly weren't 'enjoying' shit in that comment, they were being pretty judgey
Turbidspeedie@reddit
I didn't get that at all, just them noticing a difference in how the tortillas usually look vs what they looked like in OPs photo🤷
thesquibble@reddit
It’s just a comment
Turbidspeedie@reddit
There ya go, double down
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
In a pan, it’s gray/purple because he mixes blue and white masa flour together
Somanylyingliars@reddit
Phew! Thought that was either shark or stromsayung idk the fish from Nordic country thats uhhm quite pungent.
OkBackground8809@reddit
Microwaved tortillas? You're right... I cannot believe he is the family chef😂 My half-Mexican heart is sad at the thought of microwaved tortillas. Gotta put them right on the fire for maximum deliciousness
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
Yep, I guarantee these have the absolute minimum deliciousness. They were tasty last night when fresh though!
K_Linkmaster@reddit
The dryer lint is a tortilla?!?!!!!!
Hour-Tower-5106@reddit
I do the same thing. For everyone else, I'll make a 7 course meal with handmade pastries, breads, salads, etc.
For myself, I'll put a veggie sausage in a tortilla and eat a whole tomato raw.
Sometimes you just need quick sustenance haha.
workerdrone1209@reddit
I doubt you've ever made a 7-course meal.
Hour-Tower-5106@reddit
It might sound like a lot, but it's not that uncommon. I've been to events / restaurants where the host / chef made 6 - 7 mini courses with a whole story folded into them.
I did it for an LotR themed dinner. We had pies, soups, salads, tea time finger foods (like sandwiches), desserts, themed drinks, lembas, side dishes, etc.
I really want to get to a full 12 course event someday (with the entire trilogy), but my energy levels unfortunately haven't been the same since I got COVID.
workerdrone1209@reddit
Please post a picture of this lie.
Hour-Tower-5106@reddit
LOL buddy what... do you have a food fetish or something? Is that a thing?
workerdrone1209@reddit
You've never cooked a 7 course meal in your life.
daadnn@reddit
whole tomato raw with a generous sprinkle of salt inbetween bites is top tier lazy food, great snack
Redbeard024@reddit
I go with the SPG mix. I used to keep a small shaker of salt, pepper and garlic in my garden bag so I could have a nice snack while working in the garden.
Big_Rhubarb_1882@reddit
Every add some sesame seeds? 🤌
Hour-Tower-5106@reddit
Yes! Or a drizzle of balsamic vinegar. Tomatoes are so versatile and delicious! My friend's sister got me on the eating them whole like an apple train and now I love doing it.
whisky_biscuit@reddit
If it's a fresh garden tomato then yes.
The out of season ones are like eating a rubber ball. Completely flavorless.
Redbeard024@reddit
Honestly I dont think ive touched an out of season tomatoe in years. They just dont taste good. Store bought tomatoes just tast like rubber and water to me. Thick chewy skins, tasteless juice and mealy mater meat. Ill eat one of my own off the vine like hand fruit with no seasoning any day. Store bought produce always leaves me disappointed.
Circle_A@reddit
That feels like such a call out. For my partner I'll plate everything, garnish and make it beautiful. And then when she's not looking I'll wolf my food down over the cutting board
Hour-Tower-5106@reddit
Haha same! I have had many an eating-off-the cutting board meal myself. I also give the pretty dishes to everyone else and keep the ugly messed up ones for myself.
My boyfriend is the type of guy who can eat 3 year expired MRE chili and say it's pretty good, so fortunately he enjoys even my most messed up kitchen experiments.
Defiant-Unit6716@reddit
I’m cheffing for my kids’ lunches every morning and family dinners. But during the day? Just eating cold things while standing next to the open fridge door.
reftlight666@reddit
have you seriously considered divorce?
EntertainmentLess381@reddit
Are you saying that some of his prepared meals are unintentional? What does mean exactly?
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
Meals he prepares with the intention of making them edible to anyone other than himself
EntertainmentLess381@reddit
Ah, makes sense.
bubble_baby_8@reddit
Was the brown sauce Maggi by chance? I need to know because this is how I eat my eggs and I haven’t met one other person who does this.
awshucks79@reddit
I do! It's the only way I eat hard boiled eggs
The_Disapyrimid@reddit
Honestly, my only complaint about the eggs is that they are clearly over boiled judging by the green hue around the yolk.
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
Yeah, they are absolutely overcooked, he said he didn’t want them to go to waste 🥲
HPTM2008@reddit
No, that makes sense. I'm the same way and I've heard it explained by a few other people who like to cook or use cooking as their love language. For themselves, it's almost always a plate of something that looks like this (myself included as I'll cook huge multi-course meals that are complicated and extravagant if I'mcooking for people, but then I'll cook a bowl of slop if it's just for me).
HedgehogTop5524@reddit
Why will you not answer about the blackened eggs?!? Lmao, is his choice of condiment that bad? 😫
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
I did answer! Multiple times, it probably just got buried in the sea of people exclaiming in horror. Anyway, they’re very overcooked eggs so the yolks were already gray around the edge, then soaked in soy sauce with a dollop of light mayo 👨🍳
Adventurous-Vast281@reddit
Tbh, you can kinda tell if a chef makes a craptastic snack because they will still try to hit as many flavor and texture ticks as they can, at least in my experience.
DurantaPhant7@reddit
Hey, I get it. Even though the image is r/shitfromabutt worthy, there’s tons of delicious food that doesn’t look so great. Maybe not this particular meal, but I’ve consumed many a struggle meal in my life that was objectively worse.
Standard_Story@reddit
This is regular chef food.
As someone who ran restaurants and spent an absurd amount of time on plating other people's food for aesthetics .. I can relate to eating the weirdest shit because either 1. I saw it on the line and thought "that might taste good together or 2. It was already made and I'm half in the bag.
Persephone_Joensen@reddit
I believe you. My partner's a cook professionally, but when he has to prepare something for himself it looks incredibly nasty and I'm like "how do you ingest that"
Character-Pirate1297@reddit
Looks like balsamic vinegar, I put it too on eggs and it’s awesome. The white stuff on them looks like mayo.
I know it doesn’t look appealing, but it’s tasty.
I don’t know anything about the thing on the left, though.
Devonm94@reddit
Most people that can actually cook eat weird shit like this all the time. Often because they won’t cook for just themselves as the work outweighs the need or care.
Neat_Shallot_606@reddit
Again I am going with mayo.
leveled@reddit
is that how it’s spelled?
my father always said, “warshyoursister”. (i do not have a sister, so it’s not weird.)
Jager_needs_buffed@reddit
Looks like blue corn tortilla wrapped around salami
chronburgandy922@reddit
Definitely a blue corn tortilla. Which to the uninitiated seems wrong. But the flavor of a blue corn vs a white or yellow is noticeably different and in my opinion better lol
mildorf@reddit
Yes, honestly blue corn tortilla + salami isn’t the first (or eighth) thing that I would make for a snack, but if they’re the only two things in the fridge there’s worse options.
The sour cream(?) on the inside though, that ruins it for me.
Fit_Carpet_364@reddit
Maybe it's cream cheese.
FranticChill@reddit
Cream cheese on salami is really good. The tortilla, or whatever that is, not so sure.
Fit_Carpet_364@reddit
It's a raw blue corn tortilla. Not good. If it were warmed up on a very lightly oiled pan for 15 seconds, it's be pretty great, though.
R_3_Y@reddit
Whipped cream
OhMyWerdHunny@reddit
Well, now the dish comes together.
mapmakinworldbuildin@reddit
Hey now. Cream cheese really does make the most insane combinations work.
aenteus@reddit
Maybe it’s Maybelline
Neat_Shallot_606@reddit
Or more mayo?
RandomFleshPrison@reddit
It's probably mayonnaise, and that's either giant salami or deli ham. My thought is the latter.
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
It’s cream cheese in the salami wrap
RandomFleshPrison@reddit
What monster would combine salami with cream cheese?
UniqueBeyond9831@reddit
I’m not joking….if you wrap that combo around a dill pickle spear…it’s damn good.
But you should know that this is coming from someone who likes mayo on bananas, so take that as you will. But also, you should try mayo on bananas.
Ok-Kangaroo-4048@reddit
Evidently I’m the monster in my house for eating mayo banana sandwiches. Also mayo pineapple sandwiches.
Immediate_Cat_254@reddit
You have to be joking, right? They OF COURSE would taste good together. It’s salami and cheese. The fact that there’s better cheeses for this doesn’t make it less true.
UniqueBeyond9831@reddit
Uncooked corn tortillas are a gross, but a warm tortilla with salami also seems wrong.
creamgetthemoney1@reddit
The real crime is not warming them up. Tortillas look like sandpaper they’re so stiff
MickDubble@reddit
Man needs to heat the tortilla tho it’s cold and so it splits and cracks. Few things make me as sad as cold tortilla.
chronburgandy922@reddit
That’s a fact! Just for the love of all that is holy don’t do it in the microwave
EagerEcho@reddit
They're so much less bitter to me, I think blue corn tortillas are probably the best you can buy!
CodPlane@reddit
I think it looks like a fruit roll-up in the blue corn tortilla
Internal-Computer388@reddit
Im a heathen and prefer flour tortillas...
rex_lauandi@reddit
Flour tortillas are far more often preferred than corn. Of course they each have their places, like you wouldn’t make an enchilada out of a flour tortilla, but you wouldn’t make a quesadilla or burrito out of a corn tortilla. Tacos of course can go either way.
Internal-Computer388@reddit
So all enchiladas that ive had from my mexican friends or their abuelas are all made with corn tortillas. When they tried some of my mom's made with flour tortillas they were all amazed and surprised as they never had flour tortilla enchiladas.
For me corn tortillas are only good for frying. So chilaquiles, tostadas, and even quesabirria tacos. They hold the crunch better than flour. Flour, imo, is far more versatile and I feel it doesnt take away from the meat in the taco. The texture and flavor of corn tortillas over power the fillings sometimes.
rex_lauandi@reddit
I don’t know, I just don’t think it’s even an enchilada if it’s not a corn tortilla. Maybe like a smothered burrito? It’s just not how I’ve ever seen any Texan or Mexican do it.
bumblebaytoona@reddit
“I blue myself”-tortilla
TreyRyan3@reddit
Not necessarily. They sell Pumpernickel wraps now and they are closer in color to what is pictured.
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
It’s actually blue and white mass flour mixed, from last night’s dinner, he wanted to marbled tortillas 🥲
Ezl@reddit
I mean, fresh, homemade tortillas does up the score.
Fit_Carpet_364@reddit
I actually prefer yellow, if we're talking fresh masa. Blue corn just doesn't taste as much. I still make them for the novelty, though, and the fact I can turn them speckled pink.
saltporksuit@reddit
How do you do that? I have blue corn meal ready to go and this sounds adorable. Especially for maybe shrimp tacos with shredded purple cabbage and pickled onions.
Fit_Carpet_364@reddit
Acid. Just a tiny bit on your fingers (or whatever other tool) right before cooking the tortilla. I like using lime juice.
Jlx_27@reddit
I prefer the blue ones too. Even in tortilla chip form the blue ones are better.
AUniquePerspective@reddit
Plausible. But also looks like Swedish dish cloth or felt insole.
Pelli_Furry_Account@reddit
I thought it was injera for a split second, but you're right, it's definitely tortillas. Injera would be way better though
ZachariasDemodica@reddit
Ooooh, I was thinking it was some kind of galette-saucisse made with extra grey-looking buckwheat.
rex_lauandi@reddit
Thank you! My first thought was also injera!
And I’m a Texan who’s made, bought, and eaten a LOT of tortillas.
scuddlebud@reddit
Looks like a heavily used mouse pad
TheSaltyAstronaut@reddit
OH! Blue corn tortillas! Thank you. The only thing it looked like to be was a compressed sheet of laundry lint.
friendlyfredditor@reddit
That is clearly a roof shingle
FirefighterLeft5425@reddit
Looks like Ethiopian bread but just much thinner.
FranticChill@reddit
OP needs to explain exactly what we are looking at.
Vicsteroflove1968@reddit
Ham and blue corn tortillaa?
Momniscient@reddit
Pepperoni wrapped in pipe insulation?
king_tekna@reddit
Blue corn tortilla with cream cheese and salami.
slimricc@reddit
I just assumed it was a napkin. Is it food??
jykin@reddit
Dust bunny tortilla tacos
hengehanger@reddit
The sole of a shoe.
R_3_Y@reddit
Yoga mat
Damned_I_Am@reddit
I totally see it. A well-used one for sure.
So6oring@reddit
Looks like the inside of a shoe
Damned_I_Am@reddit
Absolutely, a well-worn Dr. Scholl’s shoe insert. Tasty!
petera181@reddit
If I’m not mistaken, it’s pickled mousemat with in-built risk elevation crudités
Kyletheinilater@reddit
It looks like the absorbent materials that come in chemical spill kits
heanbangerfacerip2@reddit
I think its salami and blue tortillas?
Scherzkeks@reddit
Mayon-egg?
620am@reddit
You never had a 20 minute egg before?
Damned_I_Am@reddit
😂
13thmurder@reddit
Salami in a blue corn tortilla is my guess.
BloodHurricane@reddit
Could it be soy sauce? Or Worcestershire sauce?
SousVideDeezNuts@reddit
Looks like the insoles of some flip flops after a hot summer season.
JackYoMeme@reddit
It looks like cold blue tortillas rolled with salami and held together with a toothpick.
Brilliant_Ninja_1746@reddit
Mousemat
N7riseSSJ@reddit
I think he wiped his ass with those eggs
ebaer2@reddit
The secret is getting a good seal between the funnel and your anus before you start shitting on the eggs.
random_invisible@reddit
Carpet and salami 🤤
NewPhoneHewDis@reddit
Blue corn tortillas with cure salami and mayo lmao. The eggs look like soy sauce and mayo.
Away-Interaction8545@reddit
I think it might be a blue corn tortilla lmao, I have no idea
Dry-Organization-426@reddit
Blue corn tortillas, cream cheese and salami. To the right appears to be hard boiled eggs mayo and worchestshire sauce
RipOdd9001@reddit
Salami in a blue corn tortilla maybe?
jonpolis@reddit
It’s de-constructed egg salad
DoctorMbisonDoom@reddit
I thought it was cow vagina
EggsceIlent@reddit
This whole picture is of a plate of "food" I wouldn't feed a dog.
I don't even I'm now what's going on here. Boiled eggs are good alone, maybe with a dash of salt.
That other thing.. eww. Just the whole thing eww.
NeighborAte@reddit
Elephant skin
melanthaha_11@reddit
De~v~filed eggs
CuddieRyan707@reddit
Looks like the frozen beef slices when I get Mongolian bbq. Except that shit look frost bitten or something
20Bubba03@reddit
Gravel Ham
SluttyMuffler@reddit
If you look closely, it looks like they were boiled for 30 fucking minutes. Almost gray to the core.
Neat_Shallot_606@reddit
I think that is the soy sauce that is making them look extra ..extra something.
DMMeThiccBiButts@reddit
It's both. There's bits of untouched egg yolk that are STILL gray as hell, just like when you boil them too long.
lexm@reddit
There’s shit I don’t want to see on a plate and that’s part of it.
citykittymeowmeow@reddit
I thought it was seal meat at first.
Neat_Shallot_606@reddit
Fair
douglas_in_philly@reddit
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
sweet_pickles12@reddit
Flex seal?
blackflash22@reddit
The thing on the left is salami wrapped in foam and the eggs were shat on because they couldn’t find a bathroom and panicked 😂
how_very_dare_you_@reddit
It's elephant flesh
annabananaberry@reddit
I’m pretty sure that’s a mousepad.
ParachutingPiglets@reddit
Used engine oil sprinkled on it to give it a manly look
notarobat@reddit
It's an AI generated image
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
No, it’s not. It’s leftover blue corn tortillas (mixed with white corn because he wanted to make “marbled” tortillas) microwaved to death, with salami and cream cheese. Then overcooked boiled egg with aged soy sauce and mayo
nvrsleepagin@reddit
Yeah, this is the reason guy lunch isn't a thing people.
Separate_Draft4887@reddit
Rolled carpet.
Smooth_Development48@reddit
It’s soy sauce perhaps…?
Fit_Carpet_364@reddit
Uncooked blue corn tortillas around some sort of cured meat, I believe. Perhaps a large salami-type meat.
ChocolateChingus@reddit
I think its a blue-corn tortilla roll with salami and some type of sauce.
cuntmong@reddit
Only the freshest roadkill for OP
Gmanshocker@reddit
Pretty sure they’re blue corn tortillas
KiteBrite@reddit
Blue corn tortilla, salami, and mayo but the look of it.
thedankoctopus@reddit
Blue corn tortilla wraps with salami and some kind of spread, I think.
anothersip@reddit
Blue corn tortilla filled with mayo + salami, looks like. Reminds me of the ones they make at sandwich/deli counters that you can buy sliced and laid out on a tray.
ToTheTurtles@reddit
Elephant jerky?
AlfalfaLive3302@reddit
Looks like meat wrapped in a blue corn tortilla.
Hoovooloo42@reddit
Soy sauce on boiled eggs is actually phenomenal and I'd recommend trying it, but idk about the salami wrapped in school bus traction carpet
jdoe3351@reddit
The yolks that aren't covered in mystery brown sauce look seafoam green. Those eggs were probably boiled for 3 days straight
thavi@reddit
Lmao I thought they were oysters…
Gem_Supernova@reddit
im tired i thought those were like snail shells and this was weird escargot
those dollops of white goo look kinda shell-esque
CatchPure8869@reddit
It’s giving British
Difficult-Photo-3250@reddit
i bring extra snacks next time, trust me.
freshkicksss@reddit
I thought that was carpet padding and insulation
babyboi94@reddit
is your husband undead?
-EIFFELL-@reddit
Dookie eggs and donkey tongue
degradeshay@reddit
What am I looking at…
tacosYchalupas@reddit
Is that sandpaper?
Icy-Tooth-9167@reddit
Love him while he still has time.
QuestioningAzure@reddit
Purple corn tortillas with salami and cream cheese?
Weekly_Reference_984@reddit
This looks good
BlackPhoenix1981@reddit
If anyone remembers that game telephone where everyone would stand in a line, you have to say something to the next person. Sounds exactly like what you would say at the end of it.
peggory@reddit
I thought it was carpet underlay underlay! Ariba aiba!
Original-Piccolo-703@reddit
Isn’t it an African dish?
QuestioningAzure@reddit
Idk man. I was guessing
andeee23@reddit
nope, sandpaper ham
googoohaha@reddit
I was thinking dollops of cool whip on soy sauce covered eggs and also on his yoga mat ham roll up.
Brilliant_Phoenix@reddit
I thought it was a piece of carpet and rotten eggs. Wow! 😮
servingjane@reddit
I thought it was dryer lint at first. 😭
Square_Ant3927@reddit
I saw eggs topped with motor oil and meats wrapped in carpet underlay.
Tkuhug@reddit
LMAO same
ledhustler@reddit
I thought it was a rolled up shoe insole
diohable@reddit
Alright but don't be an asshole
servingjane@reddit
Truth can hurt, babe!
diohable@reddit
😗
J_Ryall@reddit
Looked like shingle rolls to me.
Waiting4Reccession@reddit
It looos like the insulation foam tubes you put on your pipes.
44Royy@reddit
I thought it was pool noodle or pig mat
ControlTemporary4160@reddit
imagine the mouh-feel of salami wrapped in dryer lint 😑
djluminol@reddit
I thought maybe a carpet pad.
CARCaptainToastman@reddit
I saw fish scales
NeverEscapeNUGZ@reddit
I'm glad I wasn't the only one lmao
NoDryHands@reddit
My first thought was elephant skin 😭
AverageInfamous7050@reddit
Elephant skin would be illegal.
NoDryHands@reddit
I didn't say it was a logical thought lol
Chrisf1020@reddit
I was seeing dry rotted rubber from the underside of a carpet.
whiskersMeowFace@reddit
I thought it was a shoe insert
captainrina@reddit
I thought it was a raw stingray
servingjane@reddit
Was thinking that, too! Or someone's old unwashed socks, whatever we may be seeing.. It's disgusting regardless.
catsandcoconuts@reddit
i thought it was a washcloth lol
MateosCollections@reddit
It would make the exact same amount of sense
EatShitLosers@reddit
When you say it like that it almost sounds like food
r0ttenpeaches@reddit
raw fish with the skin on it 😭
bigtub1101@reddit
This has to be what it actually is
QuestioningAzure@reddit
And eggs that had mysterious things done to them
Sue_Law_1984@reddit
🤣🤣🤣
runtheroad@reddit
I'm pretty sure it's soy sauce from the bottle next to it.
QuestioningAzure@reddit
I agree. But I think there's something else that's been done too.
clambroculese@reddit
Those yolks don’t Look right…. I have to agree that things have been done.
Pixelade@reddit
I have to think it's an attempt at marinade
PinchedTazerZ0@reddit
If you boil eggs too long the yolk goes gray, maybe that + soy sauce?
clambroculese@reddit
I was more surprised by how the yolks look like they have some kind of wood grain texture and appear to be popping out.
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
ding ding ding!!
ive-done-everything@reddit
Are those dollops of sour cream on some of them?
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
It’s Mayo, to really up the egg factor
ive-done-everything@reddit
I applaud your husband's dietary flexibility...
Acrobatic-Squirrel77@reddit
Lazy ‘deviled’ eggs?
mledonne@reddit
Ok. But are both feet in the picture his?
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
One of each. Mine’s the one with the freaky second toe
Ambitious-Scallion36@reddit
That's how my second toe is as well and I heard many times growing up that it meant I'm a natural leader but I think it's more of an old wives' tale someone came up with to make people feel better about having janky feet 🤣
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
Yeah… probably just means our gene pool was a little “restricted” in the past 😭
FannyComingThru@reddit
I thought it was mayo lol
kniveshu@reddit
Hard boiled, cut in half, with a dab of soy sauce and creme fraiche added?
sethmahan3@reddit
Thats being pretty generous im positive thats mayonnaise on the eggs
ghostfreckle611@reddit
blue waffle
NSFW
NotAurelStein@reddit
I thought the leather mat was injera 😂
ForsakenRelief309@reddit
Divorce
ComfortingLeg9719@reddit
Bro real life eating elephant pussi
nutinthebutter@reddit
Skid mark eggs with a side of reptile lips?
Skykid_Auris@reddit
What ever he’s wrapped that meat in looks just like the stuff that used to fall out of the roof liner of my sister’s 01 Dodge avenger.
Willywontwonka@reddit
Did you take the lint out of the dryer and turn it into a tortilla?
Sufficient_Apricot96@reddit
Dutch oven fuel
deweesc@reddit
Is he eating shingles?
Thhe_Shakes@reddit
Proceed directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.
BakingKitty@reddit
Is that soy sauce and mayo/sour cream on the eggs? 🫣
commandercoffeemug@reddit
Is this the blue waffle of legend past?
nerkboi26@reddit
Did he cook a oil catch mat wtf?
SnooRegrets1386@reddit
I was wondering in what region escargot was for lunch. Then I looked closer
Vegetable-Face-2518@reddit
Gives me ick.
Wirelesscellphone@reddit
God I hate finding gold like this soooo many days later.
Without looking at the comments, that thing on the left looks like lunch meat wrapped in asphalt
liizzrd@reddit
Is this clay
Spade6sic6@reddit
Vegemite eggs and donkey meat?
randomdud500@reddit
Umm, no
NCHouse@reddit
Wtf is the gray...
PhoenicianCats@reddit
Every time I look I gag
s_h_p@reddit
Divorce this man
Special-Potato-5909@reddit
What is that? Sandpaper and salami?
wooobywoob@reddit
I don't understand the barney leather
BumblebeeAny@reddit
I’m sorry you kiss this man?? After he eats this?? Ew
Repulsive_Sun6549@reddit
What in God’s name did he do to those poor eggs? Roll them in mud?
WealthSoggy1426@reddit
Is that like... finnish volcano bread..?
Legitimate-Ask-5803@reddit
Been a boy since I was born and I ain’t never had a craving for whatever the fuck that shit is
Comfortable_Review59@reddit
Bros eating car upholstery
xokawina@reddit
slipperydish@reddit
I’m sick
42ElectricSundaes@reddit
Nope
Straight_Landscape96@reddit
Dear god you both have some crazy looking feet 😭
SeattleBrother75@reddit
Horse dick and messed up eggs?
StonerTogepi@reddit
Omg his breath after this or worse… his farts 🤢🤮
Fickle-Swordfish6531@reddit
Fucking hate the term boy lunch just say lazy lunch no matter boy girl
pamplemousse324@reddit
I’m so sorry for the farts you’re going to be subjected to 💔
FullAd2527@reddit
Adventurous57@reddit
WTF am I looking at?
BoneyardBomber@reddit
Damn, I’ve never seen rock-hard boiled eggs before. How long did he boil those for, 20m?
captainbeautylover63@reddit
That looks poisonous.
More-Gas-6527@reddit
Elephant skin and eggs delicious
LMBH1234182@reddit
Does his breath always taste like shit?
I’ve made out with guys who made me want to ask “wtf did you eat today???” And the answer might be this.
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
Thankfully he is has fastidious oral hygiene, so I won’t have the experience the flavors of this meal first-hand
ThrowawayMod1989@reddit
You’ll have to experience the smell of it digesting though. Godspeed.
Hevysett@reddit
Awesome, what exactly IS the meal?
itsnotme_mrsiglesias@reddit
I am taking this comment with the same seriousness as your other comments in this thread that he is the best “chef” in your house
Hereibe@reddit
It bothers me that you aren’t explaining what this meal actually is
MujerMaravilla86@reddit
Guys gonna blow up the bathroom 🚽
OkraFit3987@reddit
Is that soy sauce on eggs lol
Austin_Redfield@reddit
Is that ham wrapped in shingles?
doublegloved@reddit
Is he eating roof shingles?
Evening-Cycle-9525@reddit
Just a good ol shoe sole
InterestingTry5190@reddit
I usually reserve them for a heftier dinner but to each their own
backward-yak@reddit
Baby poo and lotion on eggs with mouldy beef curtains and a side of a foot?
Strygwyr333@reddit
Boy kibble
iAmAnAC@reddit
Full plate of bullshit
xmrtshnx@reddit
Just ew.
NotSafeSusieQ@reddit
If that is a blue corn tortilla, tell him he needs to heat that up so it could fold correctly… I don’t know why it mildly irritates me 😩
Platycryptus238@reddit
Effective-Amount-870@reddit
Is that a shoe sole rolled up
hittinstuff@reddit
Looks like what they were eating in Resident Evil VII
Ok_Literature_2080@reddit
Is that lunch meat wrapped in a roofing shingle?
Admiral_Snackbar_42@reddit
Bonami27@reddit
What in the actual heck IS that?
PublicHouseOfCripps@reddit
Looking at that I’m happy I’m not a boy for once in my life!
PureCrookedRiverBend@reddit
I’ve never been so glad to not be a boy.
Obvious_Debt_6534@reddit
Reekly@reddit
Horse penis and horse hoofs
xoxo_2021luv@reddit
Is he eating the sole of a shoe with some dookie eggs
Apprehensive-Bug8657@reddit
Bro be gas maxing
Pretend-Customer4017@reddit
Why is he eating sole inserts?
Affectionate_Clue324@reddit
It looks like the lunch meat is wrapped in compressed dryer lint 😭
ThaLunatik@reddit
Perhaps those are https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_boy_egg
arod232323@reddit
Is the boy trying to die?
awildencounter@reddit
I am a soy sauce with hard boiled eggs girl but mayo?!!
Puzzled_Lock_1428@reddit
So foul. It looks like he rolled lunch meat in a car floor mat.
Party-Ad2232@reddit
Boy is right.
Loud-Bee-4894@reddit
Introduce the man to a vegetable
Worldly_Abalone6341@reddit
Rolled up carpet with century eggs?
brunofuckme@reddit
Is this where dryer lint is supposed to go?
Aggressive_Mobile415@reddit
Hey OP, just wanted to say I worked in back of house in restaurants for 10+ years and have seen some sad ass bastards eating habits.
I actually got nauseous inspecting this meal and I’m not being dramatic. Have a good day and I’m sorry.
MotherFL561@reddit
Barf-o-rama
cold_lo_mein215@reddit
Jail, right away
Icy-Way6327@reddit
I’m
Icy-Way6327@reddit
Meant to say um but same sentiment
treesmith1@reddit
You been eatin' corn, huh?
dogbusinessman@reddit
Clearly he doesn't need you 🙌🏼
Front_Combination_65@reddit
How his lunch is gonna go
Uni4m@reddit
I could not identify a single item on this plate by name so I will make some up.
Eggs of the tarnished with clothes dryer fleece-rolled salami.
BowserBrowser789@reddit
No offense, but this might be the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen someone eat that is still technically food.
wasted_spacely@reddit
Green eggs and ham?
painday@reddit
You can keep that boy
Skog13@reddit
Wtf is the salami rolled up in a dish rag?
Shoddy_Poetry430@reddit
Do you by any chance miss some rug pieces in the house?
dominicanlinkz@reddit
flyingfiesta@reddit
That looks fucking rank... 🤮
matth3wm@reddit
baloney wrapped in denim?
kittenari@reddit
Ah yes, shit and poop.
Alarming_Relief_5500@reddit
Denim ham? Eggs with toilet problem?
What's weird? Looks like boy lunch to me
knapik5611@reddit
As a man, I don’t know what the fuck that is and cannot vouch for your husband.
__System__@reddit
I really need to ditch Huy Fong but where can you find underwood ranches these days?
InsideWay70@reddit
wtf
Dugchela@reddit
Sooo...what is it?
White_Swan444@reddit
Nice meal!
Rotten eggs and dusty sandpaper
TheSeveredGarden@reddit
Is that deli meat wrapped in old carpet?
LoveHotDads@reddit
I like to rub my meat in sandpaper too
Kate_Electro@reddit
Looks like Odoureaters.
AverageInfamous7050@reddit
Nice. Do explain. Thanks.
CarmenxXxWaldo@reddit
mid day meal between breakfast and dinner. consumed by persons who identify as boy. This one features bouled egg with brown and salami rolled with sand paper.
Mascbro26@reddit
Mmmmm boiled eggs with brown.
User5891USA@reddit
Im not saying it’s not objectively terrible but I think the brown is some kind of sauces like soy sauce.
Semecumin@reddit
New meaning to eating grits
breastbucket@reddit
What grit? It's very important to me, someone who is sometimes boy
professorseagull@reddit
320
_Rumpertumskin_@reddit
Very fine dining
SweaterSteve1966@reddit
I go for a solid 80 because my dr said I need more fiber.
professorseagull@reddit
Sand is not fibre
BlankyPop@reddit
Not with that attitude.
professorseagull@reddit
Sorry, chef.
bashful_predator@reddit
Typical seagull
professorseagull@reddit
Classic professor
Old-Care-2372@reddit
It’s good to smooth down those gastrointestinal buggers
Snoo_67993@reddit
Pretty good. I've had harsher and it usually just gets stuck in your teeth. Might have to give the finer stuff a go next time.
bk47dude@reddit
Thats how you really get that crest shine
Brief_Kangaroo_42069@reddit
That's smart. Brush your teeth at the same time.
It's like how we use 7-in-1 cleaning products on our body. Put it on the head and let it run down the body. Boom. Clean.
always-wanting-more@reddit
Oh, sand paper makes more sense. I thought it was a used insole.
AverageInfamous7050@reddit
Yum. 40 grit's my favorite.
valgatiag@reddit
Looks like salami rolled with the contents of my lint trap
Maximum_Power7878@reddit
Sand paper is great when you're constipated to scrub the crap out of your guts
Eaudebeau@reddit
Nature’s shop vac
Waagtod@reddit
Salami with sandpaper? This is not what they mean by colon cleansing.
Kalupaaargh@reddit
Ah, gotta love a bit of egg and brown.
Acewasalwaysanoption@reddit
My guess is some sort of super dry (and grey) tortilla with some mayo and a salami, rolled up. But the guy calling it roofing shingles with pastrami may be right
MaeBelleLien@reddit
Blue corn tortilla, I believe.
Longjumping_Step1@reddit
No matter how many people say this, and intellectually I know it must be that, I just can't stop seeing it as rotted underside of carpet 😭
Giygas_in_Onett@reddit
Blue corn tortilla, salami, mayo. Eggs are doused with soya sauce and a dollop of mayo. Guaranteed.
Current_Ad673@reddit
Nah surely that's cream cheese or sour cream. Not mayo.
Giygas_in_Onett@reddit
You could be right; I don’t think OP ever gave us an answer. They wanna keep the mystery alive
Outrageous_Car1757@reddit
Looks exactly like these rolls of styrofoam that they put over trampoline poles on the kiddie ones.
Any-Appearance2471@reddit
I think it’s salami with some sort of protective foam, to keep it safe from whatever happened to the eggs.
gustofwindddance@reddit
A healthy Mans daily intake of roofing shingles is at least two so this looks about right.
Seems to be missing the cup of nails mixed with a stout beer but that may be whats pictured somewhat out of frame.
Oh and don’t forget to smoke a cigars worth of engine smoke.
jellymouthsman@reddit
Sensitive-Cod3817@reddit
Why explain it when you can post a random picture, claim it to be yours and then not give any basic additional information about what you're looking at, nor respond to any of the posts in a typical reddit bot manner?
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
? I’ve said what it is in multiple other comments
jojenpastes@reddit
Looks like a weird blue injera
SkyPork@reddit
I'm hoping "store covered in a warm moist place for six months" isn't part of the explanation.
so_it_goes17@reddit
Not nice. Do not.
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
And spoil the mystery? Never
mardish@reddit
Is it balsamic vinegar and mayo? Because now I want to try that, even if it's not
a4techkeyboard@reddit
That bottle says wheat and soy in the ingredients list and is soy sauce bottle shaped. I am guessing it's soy sauce.
Maybe the white stuff is some kind of sour cream or crema which means there is no particular theme to this.
Is it an ube crepe? A purple corn tortilla? We'll never know.
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
crema sounds a lot tastier that “Light mayo” so we’ll go with that. As for the roofing shingles, they’re actually half blue masa and half white masa, he wanted to try making marbled tortillas. Of course, these ones and day old leftovers and microwaved to within an inch of their life
a4techkeyboard@reddit
I bet these would have looked better if he just made an egg salad with the soy sauce, eggs, and light mayo and then spread them on the salami before rolling them all into a wrap.
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
Way too much work I guess
a4techkeyboard@reddit
Maybe. I feel like it's be the same amount of work but I suppose the mouth feel and the distribution of flavor would be different between egg salad and halved eggs with soy sauce and mayo. It'd be less homogenous, less boring. More amuse in the bouche.
GoodBoySanio@reddit
It looks softer and whiter than mayo but I'm not sure. I'm extremely curious though because this looks incredible. Please OP, help a boy out!!
Eaudebeau@reddit
You misspelled inedible, but I am also spackle-curious
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
It’s globs of Lite mayo and soy sauce, but I like your version a lot better
HojMcFoj@reddit
There is nothing whiter than the mayo I guarantee this boy uses
InterestingTry5190@reddit
Yes I wonder if balsamic glaze would taste good
Imkindaalrightiguess@reddit
You're the one suffering these farts
MyMomsTastyButthole@reddit
PS - Anxiously awaiting your reply
TheHytekShow@reddit
This is something a pit bull on death row would order for their last meal
dandlsv@reddit
I joined r/shittyfoodporn for this post! Thank you everyone.
Late_Employment_7433@reddit
🤢
cro_aero@reddit
Ah the Classic green eggs and dishcloth combo.
cbaker423@reddit
Those eggs were boiled for a decade too long.
SRM_AUL_115@reddit
Rotten eggs and some rolled up lino yum yum
ripley_over@reddit
Wtf is 50% of this 😄 but I assume, it looks like something I would eat besides playing totk and chill
xPhat_Ballz@reddit
Is the carpet next to the brown eggs glued to sausage and cream cheese?
Massive_Dentist_5325@reddit
My favorite, century egg with shoe.
EconomicBlaster@reddit
i don’t wanna see any boy dinners
SumOMG@reddit
Those eggs are so overcooked
RachGetsReddit@reddit
What (and I mean this) the actual fuck?
phjohns89@reddit
If I ate that my gas would be absolutely rank
Mission-Temporary364@reddit
Wtf
neonxaos@reddit
This has been expertly engineered based on the very latest research by the finest shitty food scientists in all of the land to look as hideous as possible.
Warm_Trouble_3515@reddit
farts RANKS AF
littlebit296@reddit
Why do the eggs have marshmallow fluff on them?
ThatWeirdo2000@reddit
The hell is even that? I recognized eggs, but even they look weird.
Latter_Cry_7849@reddit
At first I thought, those were little white bowls. Holding something.
aimeetozer@reddit
Is that roofing felt.
savvyofficial@reddit
can girls have something sacred? ofc men want in on the trend when their plates look like something you’d feed a dog on its birthday vs a cute snacking plate
SuperSchmyd@reddit
Boiled the shit out of them eggs yo. Pro tip- Bring water to roaring boil, put eggs in, take eggs out after 10 minutes (unless you live in Denver or Death Valley, elevation effects timing), then place into a bowl of ice water for 3 minutes. You’ll have boiled eggs that have a hardish yoke that doesn’t crumble and taste like powder.
edoer76@reddit
That's a "man lunch"
nize426@reddit
Yum polyurethane foam mats and eggs. My favorite.
Dangerous-End5200@reddit
No Michelin Stars here… negative stars… 1 black whole.
PathAdvanced2415@reddit
And he’s sleeping in the spare room tonight?
Sanctus_Mortem@reddit
With the windows wide open
arabellaboobooo@reddit
ewwtf
Complete-Bath-7843@reddit
injera and salami with deviled eggs
Shortydevil104@reddit
Old carpet and rotten eggs?
Murky-Egg-9560@reddit
this is like that picture where you can’t name a single thing in it
TalesOfJihad@reddit
Divorce.
Matix2@reddit
Is that a shoe insert?
Lfren38@reddit
Nice boy lunch
jewlovyah@reddit
Salami wrapped in injera? Lol
CalvinThobbes@reddit
Just make a sandwich lol
Fantastic_Deal573@reddit
Emphasis on boy
InternationalBad2640@reddit
He’s going to fart like a Clydesdale.
C-Flango87@reddit
Stinky fart meal
CiCi_Nicole@reddit
This is what they feed Cane Corsos
cheshirecactus@reddit
I don’t want to know what kind of animal lays eggs that look like that
cheshirecactus@reddit
And is that…an elephant’s trunk?
r3fined@reddit
Cyclopzzz@reddit
Maybe if the "boy" is rhe neighbor's dog. (Because you wouldn't feed that crap to.your own dog).
samanthasamuels22@reddit
That looks like carpet.
honeybeelioness@reddit
Ok, but what is it exactly? I see eggs. I see meat, I think.
ThreeRacoonz@reddit
Divorce
Personal_Truth_7000@reddit
Yummy blue waffle salami rolls with dookie eggs
indeeuh@reddit
I thought normal egg farts were bad
Infinite_Lawyer1282@reddit
Is that carpet wrappings?
TFUTWS@reddit
Why would you not say what it is? That irritates me more than the food i'm looking at.
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
The meal is described probably 40 times in the comments
TFUTWS@reddit
I'd rather get it from the source then others speculations
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
Yes…. I did, in the comments
lilbabygiraffes@reddit
Is that a shoe sole insert?!
DrankMyGenderFluid@reddit
This looks fucking gross dude.
anonymouswunnn@reddit
Look like salami wrapped in a jovy fruit roll
Darth-arito@reddit
THAT'S where the insole for my left shoe went!
idkwtfisgoingon_ever@reddit
EW HAHAHA
Beautiful-Meaning601@reddit
His farts must be adorable
Potential-Night4986@reddit
This lunch dish is a classic lunch staple. Blue neoprene wrapped sweinfleisch with Cerave spread, and a full half dozen of boiled and baked eggs with what appears to be a week-old coffee reduction with some dry aged mayonnaise dollops for garnish. Bone apple treat.
owlbuzz@reddit
Vile
AccountWilling1016@reddit
I’m scared
yungblockburna@reddit
He should be arrested...
sweetbreadandwater@reddit
He didn't even heat up the tortillas and they cracked
No_Nectarine_2281@reddit
Why has he wrapped ham in carpet underlay ?
gooeycaramelcenter20@reddit
Y’all are so funny these descriptions are killing me 😭😭 Anyway this plate really scared me. I’m going to leave now
moonja85@reddit
Those are pigmat wrapped salmon with motor oil reduction on deviled eggs with a slice of air filter for garnish
grubbalubbadubdub@reddit
What is going on with the eggs?
GenghisKhant_@reddit
Sliced Whale tongue with thrush dressing with a side of dogs eggs
GSDNinjadog@reddit
Boiling eggs for 30 minutes kills salmonella. And renders them inedible.
Extra-Development-94@reddit
ForeignYard1452@reddit
Is your boyfriend The Penguin?
Usual_Painting8831@reddit
Probably healthier than any plate at your average restaurant
Repulsive-Ear-4840@reddit
Pretty sure it’s a blue corn tortilla with mayo and salami, and the world’s scariest hard boiled eggs ever.
OrfeousoG@reddit
Oh my
yaboyACbreezy@reddit
The color pallette is giving "spoiled rotten"
blindghost554@reddit
Completely unrelated question: but would your husband happen to be a blacksmith troll? I heard they enjoy the taste of leather
dale_gribbz_dad@reddit
Love a good sharkskin fillet to go with my worcestershire mayoneggs
VaguelyDefinitive@reddit
Your husband is a serial killer
Cappaci@reddit
Definitely a ‘boy’ lunch, this child needs to learn how to cook
walkingmonster@reddit
Darth1Bates@reddit
Is your husband a walrus?
Mammoth-Set-7069@reddit
I’m scared
sharkfin67@reddit
My second question is to ask what country this is from? The husband. Where is he from before i let myself make a judgment
Icy-Difficulty-4581@reddit
wtf am I looking at?
jakefisherguy@reddit
Looks like rotten eggs and sandpaper..
BurnerComputer@reddit
The Century egg pairs nicely with 120 Grit 3M.
B4S1L3US@reddit
What is the shishkebab‘d mousepad on the left 😭?
averagerobotboi@reddit
Is this AI?
Vimunn@reddit
I though my man was eating insulation for a bit
Electrical_Shine_690@reddit
Shitmaxxing
UnknownXIV@reddit
Sliced corn beef in a dark wrap with eggs withworcestershire sauce and mayo?
jamppa50@reddit
Classic, yoga mat n ham
PlebeiansHobbies@reddit
What did he eat that he told you was “food”?
sourhoney4@reddit
why is he eating dryer lint
LurkinGherkn@reddit
Is that copper pipe insulation on the left?
bluejasmine11@reddit
Is the ham wrapped in shoe soles
AdLatter1309@reddit
What the fuck is that?
LankyAppeal1931@reddit
Ex husband * I fixed it for you
SolaceinIron@reddit
This is a grinch diet.
gimmeecoffee420@reddit
Is that Ham wrapped in old Sanding Discs?
Melodic-Scene-5580@reddit
thedoomloop@reddit
Salami wrapped in 60 grit and some Pennzoil boiled eggs.
meanvegton@reddit
It looks like (preserved) salted duck eggs which is a thing in Asian countries
Aggravating-Ad1703@reddit
Ah yes the classic angle grinder disc with ham combo, can’t go wrong with that
Fit-Confidence-5681@reddit
Are these carpet rolls?
Wild_grits@reddit
I thought it was a rolled up dirty sock
its-jamesprice@reddit
Mmm rotten eggs and floor mat 😋
Abject_Law_5777@reddit
Divorce him lol
Upstairs-Comfort-605@reddit
Whatever this is, nobody should eat it probably
Frequent_Attitude_11@reddit
A little bit of shit and ass for dinner
luvthat_24@reddit
Wtf is it
DeepTootiee@reddit
FunkyMonley93@reddit
AdministrationOwn724@reddit
I sure hope you're the one who does the cooking. Doesn't get any worse than this.
Mazzerboi@reddit
Dogs barking
marsbars2345@reddit
Some spoiled eggs with a yoga mat to compliment it mmmm
GeneralHistorical979@reddit
Mm carpet and ham
marfz@reddit
FEET
Jimbobjoesmith@reddit
this made me feel nauseous.
breebee2097@reddit
That’s shitty boy lunch
wrecktalcarnage@reddit
Skeezled eggs and skam. Staple food in the hinterlands
J-M88@reddit
Is your husband ok?
m3tallee@reddit
Doo Doo Platter
ExtremeExperience199@reddit
Yooo explain HELLOOO? DO NOT LEAVS US HERE!🙄🤨🧐
Active_Ninja_5043@reddit
Ill stick to burgers and Alfredo lol
fandomgirl269@reddit
is he eating carpet?
Figurehead21@reddit
Is that a horse dick ?
Sassy-Sprinkle@reddit
Men will make this and say I Cooked. 😂
googoohaha@reddit
Soy sauce, cool whip, an ugly, prob healthy blue corn wrap w ham and more cool whip. And salt or garlic powder.
Cold_Painting_2827@reddit
ew
cyclosimian@reddit
Somebody likes their extra hard-boiled eggs. He can stop boiling them after 20 minutes!
KinKeener@reddit
Looks more like an evil Dutch hotbox preparation... that man needs to be sleeping in a well ventilated area tonight.
DrBoots@reddit
Jesus.
I wouldn't eat that with a stolen mouth.
Special-Somewhere-24@reddit
As a guy yuck. As a human what horrible things Happend to those eggs
Hopeful-Scholar-7915@reddit
Degloved penis?
biosparite@reddit
I’m scared
Timely-Tomatillo-378@reddit
Thanks I hate it
moochiemoochie924@reddit
Posts like these are why I love this sub
BoredNothingness@reddit
Can confirm. My husband loves this boy lunch combo
Additional_Rich_5249@reddit
WTF is that!! It looks disgusting.
saphhire_dahlia@reddit
Is....is he ok?
bscottlove@reddit
What the fuck is a "boy lunch"?
Empty_Part_1486@reddit
What the hell
PythonGreenGTS@reddit
Nasty
yeezymcsleezyo_0@reddit
Mmmm love me some bile eggs and shaved donkey skin🤤
Karona_@reddit
The fuck is this 😂
Yofi_Toffi@reddit
Carpet insulation salami?
Busy_Shoulder_2870@reddit
the par cooked tortilla 😭
mmm_protein@reddit
ok i have a guess: eggs are covered in soy sauce or some sort of sauce obviously, and for the mysterious intestinal looking burrito i think it’s deli meat and blue corn tortillas 🧘♀️🧠🔥🙏
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
Yep! Except you didn’t identify the white blobs
mmm_protein@reddit
let’s goooo okok let me guess… mayo? but it look too thin… some sort of sour cream/crema ?!
tomvee33@reddit
I just vomited in my mouth
DerfQT@reddit
The left looks like he took a vegetable peeler to an elephant
PoisonIvyCrotch@reddit
Maybe I’m just lazy. But my “boy lunch” is just oven roasting pre seasoned chicken leg quarters my local grocery store sells. Bam a family pack is enough lunch for the week usually
DeadRenegade@reddit
Is that Injera?
JaimieRJ@reddit
Not enough people are complaining about the eggs that have been boiled for several years straight. I can see the green from outer space.
Blaphomet@reddit
I didn't have elephant salami in my cards for 2026, yet here we are.
falconruhere@reddit
Eggs and dried hand towel
blutigetranen@reddit
The fuck am I even looking at
4u2nvmore67@reddit
Manz gonna buss some sinister farts after that…
IcyEmu3101@reddit
I love boiled eggs with pinch of salt and black pepper
No-Lavishness-773@reddit
Bro eating a rag with eggs
jermthesquirm@reddit
Is your husband a car
Sanagoman@reddit
Is that the thing you take out of the dry machine
babsylivy@reddit
Penis and eggs
crunchybollox@reddit
Bro couldn't be bothered making devilled eggs, so he settled on Minor Demon of the 5th Circle Responsible for Petty Acts of Road Raged eggs.
Chrispeedoff@reddit
Is that a fleshlight for dinner ?
MoveHeavy1403@reddit
Are those Mayon-Eggs?
Minnesotawombat@reddit
Your husband needs to never set foot in a kitchen, again
Early_Economy2068@reddit
What the fuck am I looking at? This isn’t even fit for the dog
ukmedbud@reddit
Boy,,, I think I'm gna skip lunch
yapierdol3@reddit
Ist das Teerpappe fürs Dach?
Dead-HC-Taco@reddit
is that a mouse pad?
Pitiful-Value1744@reddit
eggs and elephant ussy “boy lunch” fr
Clear-Custard-2013@reddit
boy kibble indeed
lennaert2020@reddit
is that belloni wrapped in a piece of carpet?
Puzzled_Account_9545@reddit
I am glad I don’t have to share the same living space with him after he eats that.
trixie102@reddit
It’s called boy Lunch, because after he ate it, “Oh, Boy”!
Mountain_Storm6719@reddit
Boys eat worms and dirt and bugs what did tot expect
reftlight666@reddit
can someone explain to me what this is? do the eggs have mayo and cinnamon? and what is that wrap thing with some white stuff in it? i am losing my mind, is this what america is???
SurePrize6218@reddit
A carpet with a side of rotten eggs?
Rocky75617794@reddit
Smelly wet fart lunch
nogardleirie@reddit
What's the thing on the left that looks like mass loaded vinyl wrapped around a sausage
Eastern-Rutabaga-453@reddit
Salami and my old mouse pad of course
Divine-Magician-9295@reddit
I came here to say it looks like a mouse pad 💀
kingpink@reddit
Elephant's ear
u1tr4me0w@reddit
You don’t eat roofing shingles and pastrami for lunch? Weakling
HedgehogTop5524@reddit
We’re having a major windstorm today, and some shingles just blew off my roof. I guess I know what I’m eating for lunch, and it will be so fresh!! Yums
SherpaGutz@reddit
Freshly harvested.
user_unknowns_skag@reddit
Gotta say, when I redid my roof a few years ago, I was eating good for a while!
Unable-Finish-5448@reddit
Organic, free range and wild caught!
u1tr4me0w@reddit
Waste not, want not
kvuo75@reddit
i was thinkin 80 grit sandpaper
ballfat@reddit
That's my damn sock I thought I lost at the laundromat ! Hot dsmn that's ah spicy ah meatball huh
choke_my_chocobo@reddit
I prefer 60 grit. Preferably with nails
nogardleirie@reddit
Vile slander. I eat paving slabs for breakfast.
MikeTheImpaler@reddit
With or without milk?
nogardleirie@reddit
With tiger milk
thunderfbolt@reddit
From male or female tigers?
nogardleirie@reddit
Both
WowWataGreatAudience@reddit
And a spoonful of concrete on the side to harden the fuck up
SugarFut@reddit
Is this what they mean when they say a shit and a shingle?
Chucktayz@reddit
I think that’s sandpaper and salami
MajorAcer@reddit
Brother I am sky high off an edible and this has me crying laughing
matchafoxjpg@reddit
this is exactly what my brain is saying it is. 🤣
Bmack27@reddit
15lb felt paper
JetPuffedDo@reddit
Blue corn tortilla ham rollups
Tylrt@reddit
Thought it was an old carpet with the stuff they put underneath it to keep it from flying around
thaddeus_crane@reddit
salami in a blue corn taco tortilla?
RichardByhre@reddit
With cream cheese I’d wager and I would be surprised if there was a cornichon in the middle of it hidden by the meat.
nogardleirie@reddit
Ah blue corn, I've had that in chips form but never a flat tortilla, just couldn't place it
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
It’s actually marbled blue and white, he wanted to try mixing the flour. See, the shocking thing here is… he is the chef of the house 🙃
jason360@reddit
*"chef"
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
Imagine how well I must cook, when he is the best chef here
RpiesSPIES@reddit
After watching Shokugei No Souma, checks out.
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
He loves that show!
Yes_I_am_an_AI@reddit
I think it’s a raw blue corn tortilla wrapped around salami and mayonnaise.
imoverhereee@reddit
Dryer lint burrito
BAMspek@reddit
Typical Reddit, asking a question and then answering it yourself
Indierocka@reddit
Looks like purple corn tortilla cream cheese and salami. The sacrilege of not heating a corn tortilla burns my soul
Responsible_Page1108@reddit
it is clearly salami rolled in kinetic sand
lvs2spwge@reddit
I thought it was a deteriorating mouse pad
grandpasghost@reddit
I was thinking sand paper
young_effy@reddit
I think I removed that thing on the left from my lint trap this morning
Sir-Nicholas@reddit
Salami wrapped in a pool noodle
Exciting-Gap-5008@reddit
What is that
HorrorPitiful1977@reddit
this is just a bunch of boo boo on a plate :(
Express_Disaster_750@reddit
100% ai unless I get an explaination as to what I’m looking at
Odditymoth@reddit
And what is this exactly?
RepresentativeDay530@reddit
What’s that meat wrapped in? A seat cover?
Gelliepuuz@reddit
Blue corn all the way. Tastes different from white or yellow, and imo, way better lol.
Ijjjiism@reddit
Is that sou sauce in the hard boiled egg topped with some kewpie mayo perhaps?
Sure-Lemon6424@reddit
wtf is this
Artistic-Ad-4276@reddit
Mmm my favourite: ham wrapped in dryer lint and hard boiled eggs dressed with used engine oil
FAX_ME_DANK@reddit
Shaving cream on burnt eggs with shoe insoles?
Inevitable_Fall2025@reddit
Yum, grey sandwich
Uneducated_Engineer@reddit
So hard bliled eggs with soy sauce and mayo and purple masa tortilla wrapped around some sort of salami/lunch meat, presumably with cheese or something in the middle. Looks like the kind of thing my brother would eat.
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
I’m impressed by your deductions!
Laula_Xx@reddit
Habe you tried it? Maybe it's good
RickFitzwilliam@reddit
How many days did he boil those eggs for?
utzutzutzpro@reddit
Maybe you just explain?
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
What I meant is that the person above is correct
utzutzutzpro@reddit
Got it.
And yeah, this looks disgusting, sounds weird, but probably tastes okay.
poisoned_pigeon@reddit
Looks good to me. I eat weird stuff though, I guess. Gonna try my eggs like this next time
Magmorix@reddit
Wait so that’s like cream cheese or something and not mayo
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
Mayo on the eggs, cream cheese wrapped with the salami
Magmorix@reddit
Fascinating.
MorgrainX@reddit
Could also be Maggi or Worcestershire Sauce on the eggs
Uneducated_Engineer@reddit
Oh god, that would be so much Maggi
Dieseluk2k@reddit
Mouldy ham and shitty eggs?
popsand@reddit
Your husband disgusts me
Speshjunior@reddit
Is that rolled up carpet?
TonySherbert@reddit
Salami wrapped in sandpaper?
forworse2020@reddit
I’m not quite sure what I’m looking at
mugenkev@reddit
Them farts are deadly
Severe_Refrigerator4@reddit
hey has anyone seen my motor oil and sand paper?
No1Czarnian@reddit
High protein to keep him going until dinner
Choice_Soil6351@reddit
girl whatever
crikeyidiot@reddit
Your husband likes anal
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
Unfortunately, no :(
AverageInfamous7050@reddit
I loved JankyToe's second album.
crikeyidiot@reddit
Well.. now you’ve got me thinking.. what else could it be, cause your man ain’t right..
crikeyidiot@reddit
I’m genuinely concerned
Blade_Of_Gingers@reddit
Is this a meal for sea lion before it’s put down?
GroundbreakingMain34@reddit
Ma favourite boy dinner cheap beat fried to hell with ketchup
united-queendom@reddit
What is that salami wrapped in carpet?
TheManWithouAPlan@reddit
wtf is the scab lookin thing
Diligent_Pizza9714@reddit
Makes sense that boy lunch is black and grey
Master-Insurance-763@reddit
One of the eggs is recognizable. Great job.
BroadwayBakery@reddit
His toes look more appetizing
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
Yeah good thing he’s not a foot man or we prob wouldn’t be married
BroadwayBakery@reddit
Love that you were rolling with the idea of me staring hard at the photo and scrutinizing your feet lol
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
It is reddit after all
Sea_Tank_9448@reddit
Well what the fuck is it?
Ai-Bee@reddit
Ham wrapped in seal skin next to how a child would serve hard-boiled eggs. The foot in the top right is killing me, get your damn foot out of the photo you are somehow making it more gross!🤣
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
Did you see the second foot 🥰
Ai-Bee@reddit
My day is ruined
Steelpapercranes@reddit
Why men die sooner (of colon cancer)
hail2theKingbabee@reddit
I love rotten eggs and elephant flaps too!
RainbowMage81@reddit
Those salami roll ups will provide a slip-resistant surface if nail them to the stairs.
Incident-Putrid@reddit
Well we can definitely say he’s not cheating on you 😂
PrincessBeer_@reddit
We have the same husband. I swear.
Ok-Shock-8621@reddit
Is he fartmaxxing?
JussaPeak@reddit
Poop eggs and dryer lint? My favorite!
Downtown_Elk6046@reddit
so lint rollups and contaminated eggs got it
lalaabanana@reddit
I’d eat that for quick meal. I’m a woman.
lalaabanana@reddit
I’s eat that for quick meal. I’m a woman.
WeezyByfeezy@reddit
I feel physically sick
Just-Another-Users@reddit
🤢 why would anyone choose to eat this
DingusWeed@reddit
Rotten eggs and cow pussy?
Digialex_bcn@reddit
I think I just got cancer from looking at that picture.
Donttrustallfarts@reddit
Divorce him
gsxrus2014@reddit
Bro wtf?!
Azamar95@reddit
Burnt, raw and covered in semen; as a boy who enjoys lunch, I can definitely vouch for this standard issued boy-lunch. 🫡
sniffurpantsu@reddit
Was he drunk?
Striking_Physics1894@reddit
That is a food war crime.
Marquez_39@reddit
Salami wrapped in subfloor
RunForRuin@reddit
Ah yes... Dryer lint and rotten eggs
Pleasant_End2907@reddit
What.... what am I looking at. I just. What?
Lopsided_Cupcake45@reddit
I love salami and cream cheese wraps! Mine always have pickle in them though. So good! (now I know what I'm eating for lunch tomorrow.) I'll have to try a little soy and mayo on hard-boiled eggs... maybe like deviled eggs with less effort?!
cutieroyal@reddit
I thought I was on r/kitchencels .....
art_mor_@reddit
Why is the salami wrapped in fake leather?
SecondHandWig@reddit
Is that an old shoe insole around that ham???
mikwlo@reddit
Just some bullshit fr
Hennessey_carter@reddit
Is that injera with salami and cream cheese?
CollarTraditional518@reddit
I hope you guys have separate bathrooms 😯
-Miche11e-@reddit
What is it? Or rather, what was it? Those eggs look ROUGH.
someguy_420@reddit
Looks better than 90% of whatever girl dinners were
Mellifluous_7@reddit
Fermented eggs & flip flop rolls good balance
Enough_Ad_9338@reddit
That on the left… I think I saw that when I cleaned the dryers lint trap.
kasualanderson@reddit
Looking like some very expired and moldy injera and hardboiled eggs left out in the sun. Yum yum.
Comfortable_Ad148@reddit
Ok-Vermicelli8173@reddit
elephant dick with some poop drizzled over the eggs… i’m sure it taste great tho
Luna_Sapphyre@reddit
Tell him the internet wants a divorce
P00pXhuter@reddit
Seal fur and rotten eggs?
ShadooYT@reddit
Lint rolls with destroyed eggs cut in half with white mystery on top
angel-girl-A@reddit
Why is it so ugly?
Fart_Barfington@reddit
I want to eat a washcloth for lunch.
rsadek@reddit
Dude needs a hug or something
Ovlizin@reddit
Is your husband the Tasmanian devil
justhp@reddit
Those farts are going to be weapons grade
dquirke94@reddit
thechanickal1@reddit
Sausage cums all over the ovaries?
OakenArmor@reddit
How does one overcook boiled eggs that badly as an adult?
i-am-your-god-now@reddit
Mmm, my favorite… Salami rolled up in the underside of a dirty carpet and devilled eggs marinated in engine oil.
Ok-Swan1152@reddit
Soy mayo eggs served with a bit of old elephant skin??
BluGurl8@reddit
That’s what i thought it was too!!
Ok-Swan1152@reddit
Or the stuff that comes out of my dryer lint-trap
LOUDTV--@reddit
Bro is eating salami wrapped in road shavings what in the world
datwarlocktho@reddit
What. The hell. Is that. Devilled eggs take a bit of time, why would he invest that amount of time only to bork em to high hell? I can forgive the meat wrap, I'd try one but only one. Those eggs? Absolutely not. In half the time he took to make this, I'd already have a bacon egg and cheese sandwich on toast with a small bowl of cucumber tomato salad with vinaigrette and have eaten half of it. Nope. No thank you. He can keep his "boy lunch"; I'm gonna have a "good lunch".
TH3K1NGB0B@reddit
I love roof shingle salami and rotten eggs with mayonnaise.
Simpinforbirdo@reddit
It’s all his 😟
buckleupfkboy@reddit
Wtf is on the left car mat with ham and toothpicks?
littlesealbythesea@reddit
Didn’t know boy dinner could be rolled up carpet and eggs used as toilet paper substitute 😭
Ordinary_Dot_5598@reddit
Burnt deviled eggs and shoe leather?
Exotic_Reporter_3309@reddit
Oh goodness, this looks awful.
neurodeep@reddit
Is he eating socks?
agiantaloeplant@reddit
Not the antiphonal toes
Shantotto11@reddit
You might have to reeducate your husband on what it means to enjoy “eating carpet”, because whatever that is on the left definitely ain’t it…
Baron-Von-Mothman@reddit
Bro is gonna blow the porcelain off the pot
Slumunistmanifisto@reddit
Why's it those colors mommy?
Make the bad man leave.....
SugarRushh45@reddit
I love carpet with my eggs too
adminbackupaccount@reddit
Why would you wipe your ass with eggs????
AppointmentThis9052@reddit
Is that eyore
ctrl_alt_excrete@reddit
Did he express his anal glands onto those eggs?
Bendybastard@reddit
Freedom of expression
Tkuhug@reddit
lmao
NiceGuysFinishLast@reddit
I cackled 😂😂
tallardschranit@reddit
I am continuing to cackle. My wife and kids have left me because I cannot stop cackling by myself over a reddit post. They came to see what was wrong and all I could do was spit my very complex beverage all over my screen.
When she closed the door on my shit, piss, and beverage soaked ass I knew then I needed to make a post on Reddit!
CantStopCackling@reddit
My day has finally come.
tallardschranit@reddit
This is a cautionary tale. The cackle is way too powerful.
MVIVN@reddit
What a way to phrase that, I’m actually in tears 😭😭
LuminUltra@reddit
Dude I read that with my eyes.
EvolutionCreek@reddit
It's for the best, now he'll finally stop scooting around naked on the carpet.
Eaudebeau@reddit
Shhh that’s the secret secreted sauce
Darth_Dronus@reddit
“Bulbous glands valley, secreted in secret so you don’t have to”
AluminumFoilHats@reddit
He can keep it.
Muted_Stranger_9295@reddit
I already called police there on the way !!
lilchano@reddit
Mouse rat
Bloodbornelover3000@reddit
Is that a cleaning rag
Tokinruski@reddit
Is that fucking carpwt
gobblershark@reddit
Is that bovine vagina?
Icy_Ebb_6862@reddit
The after effects of those eggs
wibbly-wobbly-worm@reddit
Maybe go with a finer grit to wrap around the incomprehensible meat next time
fragrant-dixiecup316@reddit
don’t know what any of that shit is
Asschips@reddit
Dookie eggs and leather lunch meat
Lunartic2102@reddit
Love used cleaning cloth for lunch ♥️
PerfectStyle7513@reddit
Protein and polymers, baby !!
Zeppelanoid@reddit
Is to me or are those eggs boiled to death and back? You got the yolk looking like it belongs in a 90s computer mouse
shutupmeg80@reddit
boooo hiss!!
SeaYak7712@reddit
Is his wrap made of a microfiber towel???
DerangedRhinoceras@reddit
What the hell is that stuff that looks like salami rolled in roofing shingles?
SnooHamsters4003@reddit
Bro is eating a piece of ham rolled in a roof shingle
be11ss@reddit
i was trying to figure out wtf it was wrapped in and it really does look shingles 😭
pocketfrisbee@reddit
If played correctly this looks like 60% of what I see on the fine dining subreddit
Dream_Eat3r_@reddit
Thought that was ham wrapped in carpet at first
marinaiguess@reddit
What the fuck.
Global_Riot@reddit
Is that elephant trunk jerky on the left?
Stapityou@reddit
All of this is terrible and the worst are the grippers
Cautious_Welcome_298@reddit
Looks like a mechanic made his way into the kitchen "today's meal consists of bologna I dragged over a patch of dry sweep in the bay and motor oil hard boiled eggs, 0w30 on 7,000 miles" washing it down with brake cleaner seems appropriate
Cautious_Welcome_298@reddit
Didn't see the dallops of dielectric grease at first lol
theweekendwolf@reddit
🤢
ninjakillerwhale@reddit
Looks like a mat that you put under a rug
psychxticrose@reddit
Divorce
No_Equipment7456@reddit
Hope you like his farts…
taytayfosho@reddit
Why them eggs brown? And is that dryer lint?
MostJackfruit8305@reddit
Honestly, this makes a lot of sense.
Revolutionary-Fox486@reddit
The things on the left look like burned pita sandwiches.
Beneficial-Dot-6535@reddit
How’s it taste?
wtfiswrongwithu-1@reddit
looks disgusting
revolutionoverdue@reddit
That looks awful
LRex0525@reddit
What the gray thing. It looks like lunch meat wrapped in dryer lint. Like actually what is that.
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
It’s a blue corn tortilla that he made by mixing blue and white masa so it ended up a little… gray
Cool_Assumption_0803@reddit
Looks like salami wrapped with the outside part of cow tongue 🤢
BrzysWRLD1996@reddit
Man homie trying at least, bless his lil heart tho…
geezeslice333@reddit
Why is your husband eating a rolled up mouse pad tho?
southpaw66@reddit
that’s nasty. Dude prob ripped ass all day and night after eating that
CreepyAd8409@reddit
So brown
Bowserking11@reddit
Eggs a la diarrhea
Fickle-Watercress-37@reddit
Roofing shingles and salami?
AltruisticBridge3800@reddit
Looks good to me.
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
Do you happen to be a boy who eats lunch?
AltruisticBridge3800@reddit
Haha, basically. I just like eggs too. I would probably have soft boiled them and done a siracha mayo moment, but the bones of the meal are good.
Pro_M_the_King52@reddit
I was hungry, but now I don’t want to eat…
musiak1luver@reddit
I just threw up looking at it
npc_probably@reddit
this is so boy-coded. wow. it’s like girl dinner but hideous
Lobster_Fingers@reddit
the plate is so hideous it managed to distract reddit from the free feet pic
NITR0365@reddit
Gotta love a nice HARD boiled egg with that distinctive greying yolk with yellow centre
JammyJam_Jam@reddit
Why is the salami wrapped in asphalt?
Loud-Motor-2641@reddit
It took me many more moments than I feel comfortable with recognizing things on this plate. If this is “boy” coded food, no wonder there’s a loneliness epidemic for “boys.” I wouldn’t wanna be near you before, during, or after this lunch either.
landlon@reddit
Yikes, did he at least heat up the tortillas?
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
He microwaved them 😭
landlon@reddit
Oh no 💀
diredachshund@reddit
Why is your husband eating the sheet of dryer lint I pulled out of the trap?
Quick_Ad8817@reddit
Why is your husband eating carpet? Tell him to pack a real boy lunch.
Zephyr93@reddit
I like to think that both of those feet are OP's and he just stands like at all times.
Xogoth@reddit
r/sneakybackgroundfeet
fg155@reddit
Dug through the comments for this, thank you
OutrageousPop9649@reddit
Absolute dogshit
Nervous_Comet@reddit
Homemade blue masa tortillas, with salami and mayo? With hard boiled eggs in… soy sauce with more mayo?
nhooligan27@reddit
All I see is farts
LatterParty182@reddit
yes i agree with him HAHAHah
VernonsRoach@reddit
FartsMaxxing
Turbulent-Dance3507@reddit
Not a fan of veggies? Lots of protein but the eggs look like they are bad.
Ok_Entrance_4013@reddit
Thought those eggs were mushrooms at first - a Mrs Patterson’s Special😳
codecrodie@reddit
Injera?
BarbieAfterDark-@reddit
What the fuck
Vdub0113@reddit
I like eat hard boiled eggs and a salami on a cream cheese bagel
MightObvious@reddit
They walk among us type dish.
BillMillerBBQ@reddit
It’s those black tortillas again!
xepherys@reddit
Ok, legitimate guess - hard boiled eggs with soy sauce and sour cream? And hard salami rolled in blue corn flats?
I’m all about “efficient” foods but yikes. Also, the eggs are way over boiled.
achingforscorpio@reddit
Gotdam y'all put them things away
The amount of tootsies I see on this sub should be criminal.
MateosCollections@reddit
The foot is the least offensive part of the photo somehow.
achingforscorpio@reddit
The feet.
There's 2 feet, belonging to 2 different people, who somehow have the same big ass toe spaces.
okmujnyhb@reddit
I choose to believe it's one person with their legs apart and feet turned very far inwards, with their back turned
achingforscorpio@reddit
So OP is poor little tink-tink? 🙃
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
You’re right, shouldn’t offer them up for free when people pay for that good shit
12_Volt_Man@reddit
I farted just looking at this
No_Weakness_3908@reddit
Call the police on him CP
theCJoe@reddit
Sometimes you’ll just have to eat the floor tiling
albecoming@reddit
Did he fold up the soles of his shoes? I am genuinely baffled the left of that plate.
lympunicorn@reddit
Boy lunch? More like goblin lunch? A feast meant for a beast.
biggp519@reddit
Rolled up piece of carpet and diarrhea eggs?
keo310@reddit
Ah yes, “Boy lunch”. Rotten boiled eggs topped with expired mayo and salami wrapped in low grit sand paper. Delicious.
Western_Row9303@reddit
gtfohhhhh
NegativeCold0@reddit
Looks like dolphin steaks
Silverstar21309@reddit
Looks like salami wrapped in floor mats and eggs dropped in a sewer. What am I looking at?
leogirl22@reddit
Why is he eating carpet with salami and traumatized eggs
Pitiful_Poetry9499@reddit
Wat
jamatosoup@reddit
I hope you’re on your way out of the house for a few hours. The digestive implications of this “lunch” will be dreadful.
kdwhirl@reddit
Thank you, came here to say something like this but you said it much better
bellyhairbandit@reddit
I get the eggs…kinda
But why is he eating shoe inserts?
CaiusMax@reddit
This is something the mom would get the boys up the treehouse in the movies, making it, indeed, a boy lunch.
Disastrous-Creme2113@reddit
Thanks, I hate it.
KHanson25@reddit
Way to much work for whatever the fuck this is
KatiMinecraf@reddit
I was like, "How do you burn the inside of a boiled egg." 🤣 I see now that he has added something like soy or Worcestershire sauce.
Automatic_Gas9019@reddit
Looks like constipation
Ok-Search2477@reddit
Ok Mr. Fart
liljoxx@reddit
That is wild
ourse_brune@reddit
Ça se mange avec un penis ?
sik_cvnt@reddit
Why he eating shoes?
psychonauticalvvitch@reddit
you're going to need to walk us through this one, babe
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
Leftover blue corn tortilla, salami and cream cheese wrap on the left. Wildly overcooked boiled eggs with aged soy sauce and lite mayo on the right
Overnoww@reddit
Serious question:
Is there some kind of seasoning on the eggs or has he managed to achieve a perfect combo of overcooked + soy absorption to wonk up the yolk texture to the point it looks like there's a light dusting of spices on there? (The one that first caught my eye to inspire this question was the top one at 12 o'clock in the image)
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
Pure soy sauce and green egg yolk
fellaneedahandpls@reddit
God has abandoned us.
onkeliltis@reddit
Is that a Seal flapper ?
slightlystruggling@reddit
Shit eggs and labia rolls 😍
rezmuvesalejandro@reddit
Can i vomit on it? It would still look better 😂
Damned_I_Am@reddit
Actually that thing on the left looks like a mouse mat from 2002 that’s falling apart
warhammer444@reddit
That is so accurate lol
scuddlebud@reddit
Came here to say exactly this. After about 20 years of daily use they become much more tender and chewable. Fresh ones always hurt my jaw but a nice aged mouse pad is a rare delicacy.
Sparkstalker@reddit
Appropriate, since the egg yolks could replace the ball in an old mouse.
walkenfan@reddit
I thought it was a grey sweater jellied meat rollup.
spellbookwanda@reddit
Wow, yes, the bottom of a mouse mat!
HelgaTwerpknot@reddit
Hopefully you aren’t in the building when that hits his lower gi tract. Cuz man “my butt made a noise”
sushishibe@reddit
The feet in the pic only makes the photo more cursed.
ulnek@reddit
I don't even know what I'm looking at beyond eggs.
Darlingcarm3n@reddit
A lot to unpack here, but let’s throw away the suitcase
PunchDagger@reddit
Shrek looking lunch.
NocturnisVacuus@reddit
ma’am, thats a girl dinner… your husband is a girl 😏
Dangerous-Session-49@reddit
Get a divorce
wired_chef@reddit
Glad he decided to dispose the asbestos in a humane way
Celestia90@reddit
Those eggs have been boiled on the sun. 😅
scotch_miist@reddit
What is the gray mat looking stuff? I'm clueless
afrothunda254@reddit
I hope that is maggi on those eggs
calmurjets@reddit
That's a horror movie
konijntjesbroek@reddit
aside from raw tortillas, seems decent. eggs and soy or w sauce is good, dab of mayo still good, lunch meat and wrap, ok.
TheCactusPlant@reddit
Just a bunch of bullshit on a plate
SaintWillyMusic@reddit
strawberry flextape
chickenofthehen@reddit
I’m sorry to tell you this, but your boyfriend is a full blown goblin.
Cortexan@reddit
This man just absolutely hates his colon / maintains a persistent cache of weaponised farts.
squidwardsir@reddit
The stuff on the left looks like a rolled up mouse pad
SensualBeefLoaf@reddit
is that roofing felt cut in the shape of a tortilla?
Saltybuds@reddit
EFTucker@reddit
Looks ugly but the best foods do sometimes.
hoolai@reddit
Disgusting?
AnxiousPacifist@reddit
Is that a sandpaper wrap?
Possible_Dig_1194@reddit
If the eggs didn't look super over cooked id consider this a decent meal
SenatorAstronomer@reddit
No self respecting man is using the term "boy lunch."
Toiletpaperrat@reddit
This what a street cat finds in a trash can
Yaughl@reddit
Your husband eats thin carpet under padding?
TEXASGIANTx@reddit
straight ass
anon97289@reddit
Idk what people think is wrong with the eggs, soy sauce on eggs is great and mayo also pairs well with eggs
The tortilla salami wrap looks pretty sad, but far from the worst we’ve seen here
Phrygian_Guy_93@reddit
Is the boy ok?
PrinceJellies@reddit
Babe what the hell am I looking at
gussphace@reddit
Is the boy stoned?
Miserable-Fly5739@reddit
🤢🤢
Remarkable_Truth_134@reddit
Anybody else freaked out by the feet at the bottom? Why they like that?
AmaniLaniNani@reddit
And I thought what I posted was bad....tell your husband he can call you in jail cause what is this blasphemy....?
Luck_TR@reddit
Dryer lint with tooth picks my favorite
jrod801@reddit
Why does that look like he took the inside of his shoe out rolled and served it next to some eggs
thetrinketcollector@reddit
Is he on a diet and trying to feel something
SnooBunnies1685@reddit
Let natural selection take its course
SuperFrylock@reddit
Chop the eggs and salami up, mix it with the Worcestershire sauce and mayo (?) to make egg salad. Spread it on the blue tortillas. Why do... this?
specialk604@reddit
I'm praying for your safety that he doesn't Dutch oven you later lol 🤣
Foxykv@reddit
I can taste the cold blue corn tortilla and the soy flavored egg yolk in this photo.
TwoBitFish@reddit
What. The. Fuck. Is. That?
TheRealNicCage@reddit
I know it smell crazy in there
Kind-Delay-7429@reddit
Who the hell bedeviled them eggs?
buntakar@reddit
This isn’t a boy lunch. This looks more like a foul smelling tray of offerings you leave out for an evil pagan deity, in return to possess black magic.
Single_Boat_1737@reddit
Does the plate double as a wasabi grater?
Sea_Comfortable2642@reddit
r/BoyDinner
Recent_Medicine3562@reddit
He’s eating carpet?
Flicker_of_Hope@reddit
Oh god I haven’t laughed this hard in a MINUTE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank you dear friend, thank you 🙏🏼
If I had an award this definitely takes it 😂
NoDana_0nlyZuul@reddit
Is....is that denim?
thethreadkiller@reddit
Like a human boy?
deziluproductions@reddit
Are those sawed off elephant trunks?????
xavierw2@reddit
Nope!!
kate0rama@reddit
How did u manage to get his gross foot in the Pic too🤢🤢🤢
fishmanprime@reddit
Half-ass wiped eggs with fucked raw shoe insole?
Vegetable_Bread_8598@reddit
Nasty 🤮
curry_ist_wurst@reddit
Why is your Husband eating Scotch brite dish scrubs?
linds__7@reddit
What is this, Halloween??!
penusbolognese@reddit
Is he eating carpet?
Ksmack84@reddit
Is this the recipe he uses to fart holes clear through his briefs? Or is that just an unintentional side effect?
raechelisbored@reddit
Well this was shocking to look at
frohardorfrohome@reddit
Good god man
smittyis@reddit
Is that some sort of linoleum flooring rolled up?
lemetellyousomething@reddit
Who knew dryer lint was edible?!
Many_Drop281@reddit
This looks like the back pocket from a pair of corduroy pants and three quail eggs from the Crusades.
Kingslayer-Z@reddit
Sorry but this doesn't belong to us men or boys
We eat normal food and we can actually cook
e7603rs2wrg8cglkvaw4@reddit
fucked up eggs and sand-paper salami?
Simple-Contract-2450@reddit
What a terrible day to have eyes. Fuck me sideways
BennyVsTheWorld@reddit
Throw them both out.
funkinfrogger@reddit
What is wrong with those eggs?
funkinfrogger@reddit
Boy lunch makes me scared
funkinfrogger@reddit
What is wrong with that meat?
Chewsdayiddinit@reddit
Looks revolting.
dooblr@reddit
r/poopfromabutt
-Random_Username_01-@reddit
Are those salami and blue corn tortillas with mayonnaise?
If so that is indeed a choice.
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
Cream cheese rather than mayo, but yes
Deliciousbob@reddit
is that a sponge?
ac_cossack@reddit
Left looks like a piece of a throw blanket after my dog obliterates it. Whatever on the right is a crime against humanity.
katep2000@reddit
What is that meat wrapped in? Looks like the really scratchy blanket my dad used to keep in the back of his car
m0rtgage@reddit
Bro’s eating dryer lint wrapped insulation for lunch
lil_grey_alien@reddit
Im somewhat of a boy myself and hazard to guess that’s salami and mayo wrapped in a blue corn tortilla, hard boiled egg with soy and mayo.
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
Yes, only boys can see the vision!
lil_grey_alien@reddit
I should have guessed! Salami and cream cheese is a pretty great combo!
hatecriminal@reddit
Idk what any of that is, but I do know that I'm not eating any of it.
DharmaCub@reddit
Is that salami wrapped in sandpaper?
jamesross801@reddit
Costco tonkatsu ramen. with a gas station hard boiled egg, and momofoku chilli oil paste.
Beginning_Box4615@reddit
Are those eggs torched?
Neat_Shallot_606@reddit
To be fair to your husband, we all have meals we love that should not be allowed to see the light of day. Should he feel shame about this meal? Yes, of course. But he should still enjoy it, and even better, indoctrinate the children.
As you probably know on Day of the Dead one way you remember past family members by cooking food they liked. I think we should change that tradition by making the foods they loved but everyone else is horrified by. Then later generations who may forget Aunt Marie loved tamales, would never forget a meal like OPs.
Dernyul@reddit
This picture made me fart
MrZephy@reddit
Bro is eating fucking shingles
danhoyle@reddit
That bologna wrapped in sand paper???
Phrygianradar@reddit
Better grab the Febreze 🍑💨😶🌫️
SugarBee702@reddit
What am I looking at
PommeBro@reddit
Thing to the left looks like a stapler
deportamil@reddit
I love a microfibre cloth with salami and mayo. Classic boy lunch.
Neat_Shallot_606@reddit
I am sorry your husband is reliving some childhood trauma.
Havinacow@reddit
Man's taking "green eggs and ham" a bit too literally.
akiva23@reddit
Mmma salami wrapped in a shoe insole
astrodrink@reddit
The toes really tie this all together
romero3500@reddit
Is your boyfriend a penguin at the zoo?
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
God I wish
kingthirteen@reddit
This is a Silent Hill dinner
AnastasiaSheppard@reddit
I, too, like to eat eggs with the inside of a shoe.
possumteetth@reddit
SolidSituation3001@reddit
I too wrap the sheet of lint from my dryer around salami🙂↕️
brightdionysianeyes@reddit
Let's not normalise "gender" "meal" as a phrase meaning unable to cook, please.
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
He can cook fine, he cooks all the meals. He chose to prepare this disgusting lunch 🥲
HairyStyrofoam@reddit
I don’t see anything wrong other than the quite overcooked eggs
Some-General9924@reddit
What am I looking at
JenVixen420@reddit
Your husband doesn't get it.
BornFromPain1996@reddit
Holy fart central
TheVadonkey@reddit
Hard boiled eggs with soy and mayo…? That’s uh…pretty disgusting!
nombea_alex@reddit
Who doesn't like s'more eggs?
cabo169@reddit
Sam I am… I will. Not eat the green eggs and ham…
HippieDogeSmokes@reddit
Is that dryer lint
jochi1543@reddit
Asphalt helps with digestion
Funny-Brilliant-9915@reddit
eggs, mayo, and dryer lint?
tradersquest@reddit
oh my
captstix@reddit
What the actual fuck, am i looking at?
M4RTIAN@reddit
It looks like an elephant’s dick n balls
Usual_Opportunity626@reddit
Is he a one-eyed, one-horn, flying, purple, people-eater or something?
Mockisho@reddit
The hell am I looking at?
PowerfulIndication7@reddit
What the fuck is that?!?! 🤢🤢🤢
Helpful-Cheetah8984@reddit
It looks like old insulation tubing was used for the wraps. Is he in construction?
subtotal33@reddit
What's going on here?
bucketAnimator@reddit
Please tell your husband that it’s ok for boys (or men) to learn how to cook
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
I know you won’t believe this, but he is the cook in the family. I do not cook 😂
bucketAnimator@reddit
Blink once if you’re ok, twice if you have to eat similar meals to this. We can have the authorities there asap if necessary.
i_toot_often@reddit
Boy lunch as in "boy, that lunch looks like shit"
brittanythegirl@reddit
I was hoping there would be a caption of this menu
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
Leftover blue corn tortilla, salami and cream cheese wrap on the left. Wildly overcooked boiled eggs with aged soy sauce and lite mayo on the right
GhostDoggoes@reddit
And you really put his dogs out there for free
cedirocksteady@reddit
Did your husband survive this?
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
He did, he’s not even leaking any strange smells
skudude@reddit
Tell his ass to stop over cooking the damn eggs.
CocoMic@reddit
Do you have life insurance on him? That sodium intake is going to be an issue someday.
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
He has a defibrillator implant from a heart condition to jolt him right back. He’ll be fiiiiine
catpissdust@reddit
Walrus blubber and some spoiled eggs yum...
Stunning-Election-80@reddit
I'd love it if the people making these posts explained what the actual fuck we are looking at!
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
Leftover blue corn tortilla, salami and cream cheese wrap on the left. Wildly overcooked boiled eggs with aged soy sauce and lite mayo on the right
doomtownpunx@reddit
That boy eating felt?
neutralgood_@reddit
How dare you post this and not tell us what it is
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
Leftover blue corn tortilla, salami and cream cheese wrap on the left, wildly overcooked boiled eggs with aged soy sauce and lite mayo on the right
ILikeDragonTurtles@reddit
Why did he overcook the eggs so badly?
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
When I asked him he said he used the pressure cooker and overestimated the necessary time
ILikeDragonTurtles@reddit
Ngl I would throw away those yolks. Gag.
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
He “didn’t want them to go to waste”
FormingTheVoid@reddit
He ran out of "mayo" and couldn't sauce the last 2 eggs?
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
He said the ratio of soy sauce on the last two was higher so they’d be better with it mayo (his logic, don’t hate the messenger)
CaseyTakesOnTheWorld@reddit
Um. Ew.
Imaginary_Gap1110@reddit
Your husband refers to himself as a boy.
mochimento@reddit
The plate is making me uneasy
Ram820@reddit
Wtf is that?
mines_over_yours@reddit
This man is clearly a monster and I fear for your safety. /s
drsmith48170@reddit
Yeah that’s a boy lunch all right. Was he 12 when you married OP?
SirQuick8441@reddit
Is your husband pregnant with a hellspawn with no sense of taste?
deleteshiftreturn@reddit
Cusack_Room1408@reddit
That looks like the paper I was forced to make back in 6th grade for a project.
Bishmoggle@reddit
Is that raw sharkskin rolled up? Looks weird.
happiest_wanderer@reddit
I’m here for boy dinner. Eggs are overcooked and those tortillas aren’t fresh tho. lol
Dmau27@reddit
Is that the carpet padding wrapped around salami.
Over-Drawer7875@reddit
Hi, boy here. This looks disgusting
Bob_Sacamano7379@reddit
Never heard of cinnamon sugar eggs. Or salami and cream cheese in an asphalt wrap.
Playful-Position4735@reddit
Well a grown man calling themselves a boy is highly questionable
fffan9391@reddit
Why is he eating salami wrapped in office carpeting?
CharmingTuber@reddit
I always wondered what people do with the lint they take out of the dryers. I guess your husband eats them.
Intelligent_Train_32@reddit
All the colors seem off?
cloverthewonderkitty@reddit
The colors. Very unexpected colors for food
CamOliver@reddit
“How long do I boil an egg for? Like an hour?”
ayamedemarco@reddit
Carpet salami and expired eggs yum
Brintel@reddit
You can still tell that those eggs were way over boiled. And there's feet. Quality post right here.
Sergiyakun@reddit
Respectfully wtf are those eggs
EatingYourBrain@reddit
Looks like rolled up sandpaper alongside ass-wiped eggs
NatureLovingDad89@reddit
You're a pretty shitty wife for making your husband eat out of a dumpster
Impressive-Rest-5282@reddit
I am honestly unsure of what I am looking at🫠
Kimmioio82@reddit
I want to weep
Cannacology@reddit
Believe it or not…straight to jail.
AuroradreamerArt@reddit
Ah yes, the substance
North-Tourist-8234@reddit
Deviled eggs with salami wrapped up in the inner sole of an old jogging shoe.
itonmyface@reddit
Manatee steak?
Legitimate_Air_Grip7@reddit
Car mat pastrami with some deviled eggs dipped in motor oil and shaving foam? My favorite!
Expert_Taken_Cover@reddit
I’m nauseous
analog_jedi@reddit
I bet he calls it a mayonegg.
nopenonvr@reddit
I was trying so hard to figure out what the hell is on the ham skewers that I totally missed the sheggs (shit eggs) at first
mmmkayfabe@reddit
What. The. Fuck.
wyrdhounds@reddit
I thought the thing on the left was an old innersole
Far-Dimension3508@reddit
Exotic egg stinky
Ok_Programmer_1022@reddit
I wouldn't serve that in a prison.
OriginalFatPickle@reddit
He’s going to have the worst smelling gas later. Have fun.
TheGuyDoug@reddit
Why TF are those eggs so overcooked
Sm00gz42@reddit
Have you told him he doesnt have to live like this?
Lovewill1@reddit
Divorce. Just for having you look at it.
idagojira@reddit
Pieces of felt fabric stuffed with salmon?
bapatasix@reddit
Why the fuck is he eating elephant labia wtf is that
MillionEgg@reddit
How did he do at the farting contest
Cupid_Me1@reddit
“boy lunch”? he’s missing the juice box and fruit snacks
Ed_Allan_Didak@reddit
He’s eating old shoe soles?
Fragrant_Buy_3735@reddit
Spoiled eggs and a piece of ham wrapped in dryer lint?
Tony2Clutch@reddit
That top egg gonna be salty af
B5_V3@reddit
Is that a piece of an old pair of jeans?
psilocybinx@reddit
Eggs in aged soy sauce. Nice. That thing to the left of the eggs.... it disturbs me
c0rv1db0n3s@reddit
are you sure he’s your husband and not your anorexic basement slave?
TheQuestionsAglet@reddit
Can you tell him that carbs are fine to eat?
dfmoti@reddit
Finna take a mean shat
EmphasisOk8258@reddit
Calm down guys, it's just blue corn tortillas and salami😂
Nelle911529@reddit
I'm sorry but what is it?
DairyQueenElizabeth@reddit
Does your husband smell? I don't see how its possible to eat this and not stink.
babysealnz@reddit
How many hours did he boil those eggs for?
amateurviking@reddit
Why is he eating raw sausage wrapped in a mouse pad?
crazygoodshot@reddit
The fuck is that?
GrannysLilStinker@reddit
That is not food that is poop from a butt
yourmom1034@reddit
Yeah ngl after piecing it together from her comments I’d fuck this up no hesitation
throwmostlyaway@reddit
Dat boy on his own
cmaxwellgsu@reddit
Who hurt him?
Moist_Requirements_@reddit
I thought that was raw fish hide rolls for a minute. Blue tortillas threw me off.
ChevalCher@reddit
Dafuq is this? Whenever I think I've seen the shittiest food combos ever, you lot gotta up it to 10,000. 😳
I don't even know what is what, other than the eggs, which I think are soy sauced with ... mayo? Sour cream? Marshmallow fluff? I don't know anymore.
The wrap looks like salami wrapped in rhino leather aka blue corn tortilla, with a spattering of the same stuff that's on the eggs.
Men and their weird food combos. Proof their stomachs are made of cast iron. Makes up for their brains being made of shrimp, I guess. 😂
Revenga8@reddit
Did he smear Vegemite on those eggs?
gumballgangster@reddit
Trying to disguise green overcooked yolks with some kind of sauce! You cant fool me... what kind of barbarian cooks their eggs like this?
Sad-Earth-489@reddit
is that the floorboard of his car
Piccadil_io@reddit
Purple wraps why?
Hasanopinion100@reddit
Blue masa he used to make blue tortillas
elarobot@reddit
Why does all of it have to look THIS awful??
Beer-astronaut@reddit
As a person who wants rolled up Ramen in a tortilla, I really can’t judge
gregorychaos@reddit
Thought that was rolled up carpet
Bit_Beanie@reddit
Shit on a shingle never looked more appetizing
MONKEYTIMEaa@reddit
Violated eggs with a side of dryer lint 😍
Outrageous-Mixture86@reddit
Is your husband a carrion animal by chance?
Sir_JumboSaurus@reddit
Wtf is that carpet!?
ertyertamos@reddit
As in, “boy, I sure wouldn’t want to eat that shit”. Sure.
Babibackribz@reddit
Salami wrapped in our finest industrial rug, with a side of garbage filled eggs. This plate is so silly
Simsalabimsical@reddit
The dogs are always out if you're eating your own footwear for lunch.
where_light_leaves@reddit
Famous_Suspect6330@reddit
Has he no taste buds or sense of smell?
decayinbabydoll@reddit
Burnt eggs and metal shavings?
smavinagainn@reddit
what the fuck
Zakinanders@reddit
Chernobyl eggs
cyzad4@reddit
Its that denim with the leg still in it? Is your husband perhaps a male troll? Possibly ogre?
StickItSomewhereNice@reddit
Did he boil those eggs for like 20 minutes?
odx0r@reddit
I can only assume your husband has killed a baby elephant, then pan fried the trunk without the critical ingredients of any cooking oil or butter????
BlossomOfTheSouth@reddit
I've never eaten denim before, but I'm not opposed..? I guess..?
P3pp3rSauc3@reddit
Why is your foot flipping me off? Lmao
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
I got a janky toe
ancient_sluts@reddit
Im upset with myself for thinking that those eggs look tasty …
needween@reddit
You should be
Dannimaru@reddit
"Boy Lunch" apparently means we just throw common sense out of the window.
dgisfun@reddit
How many hours were those eggs boiled?
Tight-Artichoke1789@reddit
Can someone tell me what the hell is going on here? Boy lunch indeed
Wizzle_Pizzle_420@reddit
It’s call nutrition ya goofball! You can’t run a Ferrari without top tier fuel.
ZephyrProductionsO7S@reddit
Is that fish skin? Konjac?
PatrioticPariah@reddit
That looks like a salami and mayo stuffed roofing shingle.
Benji742001@reddit
Is your husband a snake? wtf is this crap?
ORIONFEDERATION@reddit
That looks like dried play dough tha day out for over a week. What is it?!
callmedancly@reddit
Bitch wtf is this???
BrickLaFlare@reddit
Oh no
v0id0007@reddit
Carpet and bologna sandwich with rotten eggs?
B-17_SaintMichael@reddit
Common_Arm_9348@reddit
For me it's a grilled cheese.
WiSoSirius@reddit
Did not know you could make clothes drier lint into a food wrap
DoctorManchu@reddit
Toeporn
UCldNvr@reddit
Are those slices of an elephant? Couldn’t be.
Silly_North_5079@reddit
Hi, quick question, what?
see_dubs90@reddit
I bet he stinks
sweetmaklebs@reddit
Roof shingles should not be used as lunch ingredients. Silly husband.
midri@reddit
Never in my life have I recoiled from deviled eggs... So... Congratulations I guess...
Outwest661@reddit
A little high traffic carpet never hurt nobody.
Olderbutnotdead619@reddit
I would not want to share a room with him for days after his eating this.
MostlyMicroPlastic@reddit
Hey so wtf is up with the yolks
DeliciousBeanWater@reddit
Wtf is on his sweet lebanon bologna?
Bdowns_770@reddit
But the farts must be epic.
Lucky-Currently@reddit
He should try making soy-marinated eggs/ jammy eggs/ shoyu tamago/ mayak gyeran!
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
He does! He loves shoyu tamago, but today went for the quick and dirty version I suppose 😅
Lucky-Currently@reddit
Make sense since the eggs are technically amped up shoyu tamago in ingredients. But, looks uhm... different because of how the 'recipe' come together. I never clocked it. lol
pizzaduh@reddit
Did he roll up his insoles?
xcoalminerscanaryx@reddit
You know they say if it's gray it's healthy for ya
rbarr228@reddit
Blue corn tortillas… no moisture
ferdinostalking@reddit
Salami wrapped in dryer lint?
HaikuWisdom@reddit
Hard boiled century eggs
Terrible-Time-Travel@reddit
How do you cope with the farting?
ChunkyLemon12@reddit
I thought it was a piece of carpet
Similar_Practice6782@reddit
Bro is eating the padding from under carpet
DizzyBone_100@reddit
Mysterious_Cut_6416@reddit
WTF is this?... Green eggs and dish cloth?
opinionated_penguin@reddit
I think he’s onto something
phi1_sebben@reddit
This is so foul looking
metamash253@reddit
Looks like a prop from the Adams family set.
TheTipsyWizard@reddit
Is that a shoe insole wrapped around deli meat?
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
That’s why our feet are bare… no shoes left
TheTipsyWizard@reddit
😂 enjoy! Honestly, the eggs look rather tempting 🤔
viper_dude08@reddit
Did he boil those eggs while he watched an episode of the Sopranos?
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
😂
OrangeClyde@reddit
Beware! His farts are about to lethal 😩😩😩
sweetrebel88@reddit
What the hell is this???
IMJAKESEE@reddit
Is that roof felt and ham with dusty floor eggs? Hell of a lunch
PhraseMuted4411@reddit
Is that a washcloth with a toothpick through it?
SlicenDice99@reddit
This whole “boy lunch/ girl lunch” thing is exceptionally cringe.
Dr_Identity@reddit
Ran out of toilet paper did he?
grumpvet87@reddit
raw ground pork wrapped in bark?
MaynardIsLord721@reddit
What's with the purple vagina?
An_Actual_AI@reddit
Speaking for da boys here when I say we don't claim this.
Knees0ck@reddit
dryer lint salami rolls is certainly a choice.
Doombrunch@reddit
The tortilla looks bit like injera, kind of spongy.
Deltoro19@reddit
hanshotgreed0@reddit
Oh I thought boy lunch was a protein bar, protein shake, and energy drink my bad
CrimsonOOmpa@reddit
Could you tell us what it is next time??
Mr_Bloke_Smunts@reddit
Hard boiled eggs wiped across someone’s shitty bung hole with a pile of leather on the side. He should go to culinary school
_6_6_6__4_2_0@reddit
I hate him
carlyysunnn@reddit
I just… no… I have no words
jermajesty87@reddit
Homemade blue corn tortilla deli wraps and sauced boiled eggs that were boiled about 4x too long?
jjb0ne@reddit
i bet its cause of that 2nd toe
the1stmeddlingmage@reddit
Those are blue corn tortillas aren’t they 👀
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
Theyre actually marbled blue and white, he wanted to experiment with taco dinner last night. I think that contributed to the grayish tinge
the1stmeddlingmage@reddit
I thought I recognized them. Grew up close to the Mexico border and they’re a common sight in stores around there 😉
urkelhaze@reddit
Honestly, at the best of times, blue corn tortillas can be unappetizing for some.... In this case they are down right revolting
bakeacake45@reddit
What is the wrap made of, looks like a rug pad
OutrageousHighway505@reddit
Labia majora with a side of poop eggs
esteemph@reddit
Your husband is culinary challenged
BabyPatato2023@reddit
You should think about a divorce
jondarius@reddit
Is this slice of ashphalt with roadkill center
PoopSmith87@reddit
My old roommate had the OG boy lunches.
Option A: Bowl of browned ground beef. Just a pound of ground beef and spices, cooked, in a bowl.
Option B: Provolone cheese and spicy mustard. Rolled up like a wrap, but provolone instead of a wrap, and mustard instead of normal wrap filling.
Option C: 18 pack of Miller Lite. He claimed that the cumulative nutrition in all 18 beers was a meal equivalent. I doubt his math, but it was ~1800 calories.
No_Solution_7940@reddit
Was it good a few months ago before the whole thing grew mold?😂😂
RobbSnow64@reddit
As a "boy", this offends me.
LockTightt@reddit
Dryer lint salami and dirt eggs?
R0y_d0nnk@reddit
Odd_Independent3475@reddit
Is that elephant tusk and six deviled eggs?
sweetsterlove@reddit
Omg 🤮
jaspernicus@reddit
He’s doing it wrong.
im-a-goner-@reddit
I thought the thing on the left was an old insole.
ZZTMF@reddit
pahshaw@reddit
Salami and lint trap with diarrhea eggs
just like mama used to make
MrMika009@reddit
Why are his sausages wrapped in carpet
flipakayak@reddit
salami, styrofoam sheet, and brown eggs? breakfast of champions.
Amiibola@reddit
Gotta feed the microplastics in your gut.
ilymag@reddit
That looks terrible.
Degenerate_Ape_92@reddit
Feet in food pics is disgusting.
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
What subreddit do you think you’re in?
CowCluckLated@reddit
Looks awful but I bet it actually tastes pretty good
Darkhallows27@reddit
Why is he eating a washcloth
withyellowthread@reddit
He’s doing a cleanse
AverageInfamous7050@reddit
I just do a couple shots of Drano.
JuneButIHateSummer@reddit
ah yes, ye olde Eggs & Fiberglass
🥰🥰🥰
facts_my_guyy@reddit
If you can find real asbestos, it really is worth the extra work
titanicdiamond@reddit
Best texture.
Unique-Square-2351@reddit
Not the beef curtains.
yuhudukishoots@reddit
He knows elephant leather is illegal right?
alpinestar30@reddit
This looks like crap but probably taste amazing. Rolled up meats and possibly a deviled egg that’s missing the egg. I think more people should explain what the fuck we’re looking at when they post shit. Cause right now I’m smashing that dish, but if they would have said he put poop and cum in the egg with a dollop of sour cream, I’m out.
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
It’s soy sauce and lite mayo on overcooked eggs, eat up!
alpinestar30@reddit
What are the rolls though?
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
Leftover blue corn tortillas, made from scratch and microwaved to oblivion
alpinestar30@reddit
Yea still eating with what I think is salami inside. I make shitty looking food as well
alpinestar30@reddit
Next time I boil eggs I’m in!
-JohnnieWalker-@reddit
what's that? Salami and carpet?
Icy_1@reddit
I was thinking salami and roofing tile.
Idfk_1@reddit
Mold salami
Mostly-Painting@reddit
Mmm. Eggs n leather. I can almost taste it.
Deziant@reddit
Eggs with soy sauce and mayo?
anonymous_batty@reddit
Why does the meat thing look fuzzy???
Producer_n_PDX@reddit
Leave him. This is not normal
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
But then who would cook for me 😭
Producer_n_PDX@reddit
😂
Dulse_eater@reddit
What exactly am I looking at here?
whodomre@reddit
This is fucked up.
hm9408@reddit
What grit # is that sandpaper?
SvenSerpent@reddit
Nah that's a madman lunch not a boy lunch
Euphoric_Present8838@reddit
Boy lunch? wtf is he not a grown ass man? What’s the weird trend with everyone thinking they’re boys or girls?
kosmovii@reddit
Who doesn't like a little Miss mid Ethiopian snack
geos1234@reddit
Thing on the left is Beef Gerwitch
bhputnam@reddit
~~Sweet tooth~~
Yucky stinking tooth. ✔️
Initial-Comedian-797@reddit
That’s vile and looks like it’s gone rotten.
MiserableOlive@reddit
Out of all of my time here, this is the grossest one I’ve seen. Hats off to your husband.
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
He will be thrilled to hear it
foxyfree@reddit
can you tell us what the ingredients are? Is that salami wrapped in dark Rye bread?
ElectricBuckeye@reddit
What is that? Soy sauce on hard boiled eggs??
xplayer246@reddit
That looks like carpet
Upstairs_Block9065@reddit
What is he eating? A mimic ?
dingodoggobingobongo@reddit
A boy of what species? Cant be human with that mystery roll up
sterno_joe@reddit
There are some unfortunate colors going on there.
joithkhgtyinm@reddit
Why is everything the wrong color
FenwickCharlieClark@reddit
Aw he thinks he's people.
BedsideLamp99@reddit
Is that ham wrapped in dryer lint
peepantsking@reddit
Is your husband Ethiopian?
TwiceInEveryMoment@reddit
Man I’ve never seen hard boiled eggs that badly overcooked
I_chortled@reddit
This is like one of those AI images where the closer you look the less things make sense
Upvotespoodles@reddit
Chocolate egg and meat-rollups with semen sauce?
ColdEggs-for-Dinner@reddit
This is actual boy dinner.
Dramatik-Plankton@reddit
TabaRafael@reddit
High protein leather straps
Banjotheman@reddit
My guess is salami wrapped in some sort of blue corn tortillas, hard boiled eggs with a dash of soy sauce and a dollop of bleu cheese?
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
Dollops are lite mayo, but yes to the rest!
Lost_Brain616@reddit
What is on those eggs
SirAttackHelicopter@reddit
Soy sauce and mayo over hard boiled eggs? Salami and grits? Nothing sh!tty about this at all, I would love to have this as a casual snack.
toodleroodle@reddit
err neeerrrrrr
RizzOreo@reddit
So that's obviously overboiled eggs molested with soy sauce and mayo, but is that salami coated in metal shavings?
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
Leftover blue masa tortillas, microwaved to death
Calm-Conference9884@reddit
My condolences 💐… this is so visually disturbing but may taste good?
Nvidia_Dragon@reddit
Okay parts of this I can see what they are but what the fuck is the sandpaper substance?
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
Leftover blue masa corn tortilla, microwaves
betajones@reddit
Looking like a crunchberry pressed tortilla
Majesty1337@reddit
hmm, rotten boiled eggs with floor mat bologna
ChrisInBliss@reddit
Wtf did he do to those eggs
Yide_@reddit
I thought this was r/MoldlyInteresting for a moment there
bizoticallyyours83@reddit
Why do the yolks look burnt?
Mental_Ad_729@reddit
Looks disgusting.
dreamboydeluxe@reddit
Ok Mr. Fart
ruralmagnificence@reddit
thisismerr@reddit
That fact that a man called it a “boy lunch” makes me dislike him.
OldRefrigerator3678@reddit
What in the Green eggs and ham is this?!
Polsuo@reddit
Is he eating asbest?
therocketn00b@reddit
That does it. I'm becoming a girl.
thinspirit@reddit
I'll eat crazy things sometimes just to get the protein and nutrition I need. Don't want things to go to waste so it's sometimes scraping together leftovers and odds and ends.
Except for eggs. Eggs are always good. I eat like 4-5 a day. 10-30% of your daily vitamin D, B12, B6, high in protein and loaded with healthy fats. They're also bland so flavouring them is important. I eat mine with Kimchi to help balance the blandness.
The left side of this is clearly odds and ends of what's around. Masa flour tortillas are super nutritious. Surprising amount of B vitamins, great source of vegetable protein and calories. The Mayans and Aztecs built their civilizations off the back of this staple. People who haven't had true Masa tortillas won't know how good quality it is. The wheat ones are absolutely not the same and usually garbage.
shuntsummer420@reddit
literally laughed out loud. what on fish’s green earth even is that??
SirCaptainReynolds@reddit
This looks vile.
rolloutTheTrash@reddit
CherryDarling10@reddit
I can’t wait for nonbinary breakfast.
Virtual-Handle731@reddit
This is painful to look at.
TheWhisperingDark@reddit
Roof shingle salami and yogurt and Coke eggs.
Moneera97@reddit
What is that gray thing, leather?
Simple-Reception4262@reddit
Wtf am I even looking at?
Legitimate_Assh0le@reddit
Fart lunch
XyloVinyl@reddit
Why is everybody in this sub always trying to fartmax?
Remarkable-Intern379@reddit
WTF is that?!?
UninsuredToast@reddit
Why women live longer
burtcamaro@reddit
Are those roof shingles?
rossrifle113@reddit
What meat is that? Elephant?
manchu4249@reddit
Why are the inside of the eggs green?
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
That’s what happens when they’re boiled for 30 minutes I think
barbaq24@reddit
Did he roll salami in sneaker insoles?
Up_Beat_Peach@reddit
Hi. I'm here on behalf of all men.
We don't claim this mess.
dankhimself@reddit
Dryer lint is pretty good ngl
WilhemHR@reddit
I would call that meal "shit stained hangover undies."
PouponMacaque@reddit
Is that a tapir’s vagina?
AllRedLine@reddit
Rusty eggs and carpet tile 'n' ham. Love it.
Crazy_Ad_91@reddit
My stomach bubbling looking at this. Lord help whoever gets trapped in an enclosed space with him.
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
That person would be me 🥲
ThatFlamingo942@reddit
Fuck it. Let's eat.
EatsOverTheSink@reddit
Help me out guys, what the fuck am I looking at here?
Yodaloid@reddit
What is the mold wrapped around the lunch meat?
Different-Pride-8508@reddit
Century eggs and salami wrapped in yoga mat ig…
Resident_Course_3342@reddit
Expired deviled eggs and salami wrapped in dryer lint?
ngrinbarg91@reddit
Ah yes, good old sandpaper wrapped salami and walnut in egg.
thrivacious9@reddit
This looks like a war crime
Krypt0night@reddit
Fuck na this isn't boy lunch.
Computers_and_cats@reddit
I have heard about stories blue waffles but not purple tacos.
oohyamz@reddit
I’ve never seen boiled eggs prepared like…that
inelmodlis@reddit
Those yolks are 82% sulphur
Drewdown707@reddit
GreenZebra23@reddit
playfulandcrazy@reddit
What’s happening 😩 men are so strange 😔
thavi@reddit
I suppose it’s critical we distinguish boy from…adult?
cyunab@reddit
what even is half of that
SugarFut@reddit
The reason for the male loneliness epidemic ^
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
But he’s married to me 😂
Green-Eggplant-5570@reddit
Looks like the finest salami hillshire farms has to offer.
moocow12983@reddit
If there weren’t comments explaining it, I’d still be sitting here trying to figure out what the wrap is.
dyrnwyn580@reddit
That man needs Jesus.
Ready_Information408@reddit
Excrement on eggs with a rolled up mouse pad on the side?
Hexlor@reddit
I hate that you have the same countertop as me so I have to feel like I’m somewhat associated with this.
throwawaymumm@reddit
Why is he eating carpet padding?
koolguy8900@reddit
Your husband has a diet similar to a walrus
andyeyecandy111@reddit
Ham wrapped in underlay.
cnbftbgb87@reddit
That looks painful
broblackheim@reddit
Did he wrap some lunch meat in car ceiling cloth?
achoosier@reddit
Oh my god?
Piccadil_io@reddit
OP WE NEED MORE
Drjjfaustus@reddit
It looks like he grew his fucking food in Chernobyl.
enamelquinn@reddit
soo......is the appeal the fact that it looks expired and moldy?
vyxanis@reddit
I wouldn't wanna be around after thats done digesting
emptyinthesunrise@reddit
That’s exactly how i do my eggs. Is that soy sauce and mayo on top? Or Worcestershire?
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
It’s soy sauce, which truly is the best egg topping. I just… prefer to blend the mayo into my egg salad rather than eating spoonfuls of it
emptyinthesunrise@reddit
Hahaaha valid. I always put a dollop on top. I do soy sauce, a dollop of dukes and copious fresh cracked pepper
gutterXXshark@reddit
This looks like one of those early AI pictures where things are vaguely familiar but you can’t actually recognise anything specific.
daysbeforechris@reddit
Is that dryer lint lol
Ok_Net_3441@reddit
I also like to eat my ham wrapped in dryer lint
thecheeseb0rn@reddit
Did…he put toothpaste on…his eggs
Nater816@reddit
Hope you got 2 cans of air freshener in your bathroom.
RealDonDenito@reddit
I would be afraid he added asbestos to that abomination on the left hand side. Wtf.
Outrageous-Wolf-2599@reddit
Rotten eggs with yogurt and a side of insulation. Nice.
Chefboyld420@reddit
I love poop deviled eggs
wheresolly@reddit
I’m usually a live & let live kinda guy, but I’m judging the shit out of your husband and thus you based on this cause that is not normal lol
momdadimpoppunk@reddit
skewered elephant knuckles and six clogged toilets, tf
ratsinmamoufLIXI@reddit
Why is your husband eating a bloodsoaked yoga mat?
spellbookwanda@reddit
Corned beef slices wrapped in lint from the dryer?
VisionAri_VA@reddit
Let’s see… on the right, we have hard-boiled eggs topped with motor oil and garnished with dollops of silicone sealant. On the left, we have rolled lunch meat wrapped in flannel interfacing.
Miles_Everhart@reddit
I, too, incorporate my cigarette ashes into my tortillas
MadamVoid@reddit
Eww, just eww
HottDoggers@reddit
That looks like dryer lint
SignificantTransient@reddit
Fart fuel
Rare-Sheepherder-524@reddit
I'll take "things that look like they were found under the couch" for $500, Alex
COmountainguy@reddit
Tf did he do to that tortilla? Why is it touching cured meat?!
God-Of-Pickles@reddit
Is that before or after he ate it?
dragondildo1998@reddit
Everything looks diseased
EnkiduTheGreat@reddit
No_Communication2959@reddit
Eggs are boiled to death...
blobscura@reddit
Ah yes, a sheet of dryer lint with mystery salami, paired with five minute century eggs, what more does a growing boy need?
erabera@reddit
Why do the eggs look like that? It is distressing me.
AustinThompson@reddit
What the fuck am I even looking at?
meow_haus@reddit
Looks like he is eating an elephant foot and bird craps
Emergency_Coyote_662@reddit
is that a denim patch rolled up with a piece of ham??
ncxhjhgvbi@reddit
Is that Injera-wrapped-salami?
Ammagonna@reddit
Ew.
Thiscouldbeaskit@reddit
Sorry if someone could explain what I’m looking at, that would be great
zinnosu@reddit
He’s gonna need some pampers after that one.
Apprehensive_Use1906@reddit
When I saw the picture I thought “is this r/shittyfoodporn” well done.
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
As soon as I witnessed this unholy creation I knew what I must do
EmmyWeeeb@reddit
Why does it look like a piece of carpet?!
No-Lynx8771@reddit
What grit is that wrap
MulliganPlsThx@reddit
Are those carpet rolls?
dumptruckulent@reddit
What the fuck is any of this?
remykixxx@reddit
Practical_Ad_6025@reddit
Why is he eating dryer lint?
couchley@reddit
all the colors are wrong ☹️
taco_qveen@reddit
Ahh, blue corn tortilla. I thought it was a shoe insole at first
Stecharan@reddit
Tell your husband I said "Fuck, yeah." He'll understand.
spriteunited@reddit
Injera and salami?
Gibbly_Gorkoroo@reddit
Deviled eggs dropped in the dirt and cum carpet. Looks delicious.
wacojacoco@reddit
I don't even know what we're looking at here
shuknjive@reddit
Ok, blue corn tortilla with salami, looks dry. Hard boiled eggs, soy sauce and sour cream? Sliced cucumbers would round out this whatever it is.
Ok_Needleworker_6017@reddit
Absolutely haunting.
Yuizun@reddit
Those eggs take a shit first?
ConstantSond@reddit
Nice. Do explain. Thanks.
Ninknock@reddit
I'd like to see more of these check notes boy lunches
Makani112@reddit
Vile lol
MerryBerryMudskipper@reddit
Is he eating the sole off a pair of plimsolls?
FistofDiplomacy@reddit
Looks like a blue corn tortilla with some ham in it?
Paesin6@reddit
If those eggs have maggi on them, boiled eggs with maggi are sooooo good but I use an egg slicer for a thinner cut. Idk what the white is...mayo?
LaGanadora@reddit
Love that for him
bxstxrdx@reddit
my guess for the thing on the left is salami and mayo wrapped in a blue corn tortilla ?????
Lagunamountaindude@reddit
He may need professional help
chipparoo652@reddit
That would look lovely in a bin.
on_spikes@reddit
some meat wrapped in construction foam?
MuchDevelopment7084@reddit
Why is he eating shingles and pre-digested eggs?
stefanica@reddit
Did he make it in December?
MrAndyCantrell@reddit
thing on the left looks like a piece of carpet
crafty_and_kind@reddit
High effort, highly hideous, nicely done 😁!
DickDickersMD@reddit
This guy is eating insoles and deli meat with century eggs
rkspm@reddit
You know that image that is meant to be a stroke simulation …? This “boy lunch” makes me feel similar. I know those are eggs but …the yolks … are not … eh, anyway.
I know that’s ….. meat, but what about the orbital sand paper the meat is wrapped in. What the hell am I looking at 😭
GravyPainter@reddit
Wusstashure sauced hardboiled eggs snaps
clutchthepearls@reddit
Boy I don't want any of this
Mister_angel1@reddit
ohhhhh purple corn tortilla salami wrap and soy sauce and mayo hard boiled eggs???
Halloqween@reddit
The dogs out really seals the deal
YetAnotherIteration@reddit
Holy shit I didn't even notice 💀
GoldStubb@reddit
Dude needs a hug.
missrutabaga@reddit (OP)
I’ll give him one once the post-meal farting stops
Superfool@reddit
Those hard boiled eggs are so overcooked, I gagged for him.
fat_frog_fan@reddit
does he know the germans aren’t flying overhead anymore and he doesn’t need to eat like this
SweaterSteve1966@reddit
That might explain why my shit can remove dried paint.
trollmonster8008@reddit
I have no idea what’s going on, but no. Just no.
Aboutoloseit@reddit
He has some explaining to do…
Fragrant_Turnover_38@reddit
Glad I’m female
BerbereJunkie@reddit
Yummm carpet padding and foam sushi rolls and motor oil Deviled eggs as a chaser 😋
thenightsiders@reddit
Do aliens have "boy" vs. "girl" gender differences? Because no human would eat this.
webtronaut@reddit
Oh!
amazing_assassin@reddit
Did he make it a fortnight ago and forget about it on the counter?
njshig@reddit
Listeria speedrun
johncon666@reddit
As a husband who eats like a garbage disposal, yours is a psychopath.
Hobbitjeff@reddit
Dry aged penises and hard-boiled rotten eggs with spunk splots.
WinifredZachery@reddit
At first glance I thought he‘d wrapped up a piece of foil with the salami.
ideapit@reddit
"abused boy dumpster diving to survive" lunch.
littlenoodledragon@reddit
Why is your husband eating carpet felt??
professorseagull@reddit
That's proper fucked
hung_like__podrick@reddit
Mmmm carcinogens
Ladyfishsauce@reddit
Why post if you're not going to say what it is?
Candidate_None@reddit
Pickapeppa!
DavidRichter0@reddit
Is that styrofoam with a toothpick through it?
Warm_Age_9446@reddit
Don't think I can identify a single item on this plate apart from the toothpicks, tremendous.
Goddessofsexytime@reddit
‘A shingle item’
CommunismSavesLives@reddit
Boiled eggs, salami wraps.. like, what.
Warm_Age_9446@reddit
why is the salami totally black and why are the boiled eggs burnt though
Crunka19@reddit
I think it’s wrapped in a blue corn tortilla or something 😫
CommunismSavesLives@reddit
Soy sauce on the eggs. And the salami isn’t black. They’re using what looks like dark tortillas.
colleenxyz@reddit
Looks like the type of stuff you'd see on an alien planet in a scifi movie.
Frydendahl@reddit
Fart lunch.
CabbijSammij@reddit
Sad boi feast
boyfeminiser@reddit
that salami tortilla looks like sepsis 😭
BeanSaladier@reddit
Looks like buckwheat pancakes rolled with salami-style cured meat, and eggs with mayonnaise and balsamic vinegar
torfald@reddit
this is your mother, we are worried about you, please go to rehab
AFKanator@reddit
I was so confused trying to figure out what was on this plate. Actually Im still confused.
joacoper@reddit
Why is he using worn down sponges
UrLoca_simp@reddit
Sandpaper?
Slight-Narwhal-2953@reddit
Roof felt with gone off eggs?
twogunsalute@reddit
Divorce is an option, just saying.
servingjane@reddit
Oh no... Get those divorce papers ready, babe! 😟
Past-North-4131@reddit
Is he....ok? 🥺
Papis_Stache@reddit